E283 - Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir! / Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The incident occurred in Side 6
of Alien Town, on Deneb Street.
[01:41] ---
Wh-What was I...
[01:46] ---
You're under arrest for destruction
of property! Caught red-handed, poyo!
[01:49] ---
What?!
SIGN Alien Court
[01:52] ---
And so a trial under the Space Jury System
was set to be held for Corporal Giroro.
SIGN And so a trial under the Space Jury System was set to be held for Corporal Giroro.
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The Space Jury System
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asks five arbitrarily chosen civilian aliens
SIGN Jurors
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to listen to the trial in court as jurors,
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and determine whether the defendant
is guilty or not guilty.
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You've listened to a long and complex
case: destruction of property.
[02:17] ---
You've listened to the testimony, had the
law interpreted as it applies in this case.
[02:21] ---
It's now your duty to sit down and try
and separate the facts from the fancy.
[02:24] ---
Your verdict must be unanimous.
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You are faced with a grave responsibility.
[02:28] ---
Well, then, jurors,
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please discuss in the other room whether
the accused is guilty or not guilty.
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This is the story of one brave man whose
opinion differed from all others around him,
[02:41] ---
who stuck to his beliefs until the very end.
[02:48] ---
Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir!
SIGN Jury Room
[02:54] ---
Well, then, let's begin
by taking a majority vote.
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Gero gerori.
SIGN Not Guilty
SIGN Guilty
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This is one of those times where
everyone else thinks he's guilty,
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but I alone assert his innocence!
SIGN Guilty
SIGN Not Guilty
[03:03] ---
My persuasive claims cause
everyone else to change their mind,
[03:07] ---
and the innocent defendant is saved!
I've seen it all before!
SIGN Not
SIGN Guilty
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
SIGN Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
[03:10] ---
All those who think he's not guilty,
raise your hand.
[03:16] ---
Not Guilty x 5.
[03:17] ---
What?!
[03:20] ---
What? They all say "not guilty," too?!
[03:22] ---
B-But then...
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Well, we're all agreed, then.
SIGN Guilty
[03:28] ---
Change of plan.
[03:29] ---
Keroro-kun, you're changing to guilty?
[03:31] ---
Yes, ma'am.
[03:33] ---
But, my honorable leader,
[03:34] ---
with that level of evidence and testimony,
[03:36] ---
a guilty verdict would be impossible...
[03:38] ---
It doesn't even fit together.
[03:40] ---
A load of irresponsible cooked-up crap.
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
SIGN Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
[03:42] ---
Keroro-kun, do you really think he's guilty?
[03:45] ---
Of course, ma'am!
[03:47] ---
My grey cells have kicked into action,
and the result is...
SIGN Guilty
[03:51] ---
...I have determined that he is guilty, sir!
[03:57] ---
All right.
[03:59] ---
Then let's all go over it once more together.
[04:03] ---
Giroro-kun himself says that he
doesn't really know what happened.
[04:07] ---
He'd bought some sweet potatoes
and was walking along,
[04:09] ---
when something suddenly hit him hard,
[04:10] ---
and then the next thing he knew,
he had handcuffs on.
[04:14] ---
Most likely, he was involved
in some kind of accident.
[04:17] ---
Yes.
[04:18] ---
Guess so.
[04:20] ---
Are you all blind?!
[04:23] ---
This shape makes it as clear as day!
[04:25] ---
It's blatantly Giroro!
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What is important is whether Giroro-dono
intended to destroy the property or not.
[04:32] ---
It's difficult to imagine that he
would hit it with his own head.
[04:35] ---
I wouldn't put it past Giroro, sir.
SIGN Arrrgh! That Natsumi! Going on a date with that blasted Saburo!
[04:38] ---
Arrrgh! That Natsumi!
[04:39] ---
Going on a date with that blasted Saburo!
SIGN Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'll bash right into that signpost!
[04:42] ---
Argh, I'm so annoyed!
[04:43] ---
I'll bash right into that signpost!
SIGN Arrgh!
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Wham!
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Plausible, I think!
[04:50] ---
Then what about the sweet potatoes
that were at the scene?
[04:54] ---
It's inconceivable that he would lose his
composure on the return from shopping.
[04:58] ---
Then it probably just went like this!
SIGN Guhuhuhuhu. That Natsumi will surely be pleased.
[05:01] ---
That Natsumi will surely be pleased.
SIGN Bringringringring!
SIGN Yes, hello? What?!
[05:05] ---
Yes, hello?
SIGN Natsumi went out on a date with Saburo?!
[05:06] ---
What?! Miinatsu went on a date
with Roosabu?! Crushed!
SIGN Arrgh, I'm so annoyed! I'll bash right into that signpost!
[05:10] ---
And before you know it, whamablam!
[05:13] ---
Plausible, I think!
[05:16] ---
Cut it out.
[05:18] ---
Gero!
[05:19] ---
Who was he on the phone to?
[05:21] ---
You, Kululu, of course, sir!
[05:23] ---
And now you're causing a ton of chaos
and enjoying every minute of it!
[05:25] ---
Isn't that a bit plain for me?
[05:29] ---
Kululu-senpai's methods would be more beep!
[05:33] ---
The larger issue is that there were no records
of such a call on Giroro-dono's cellphone.
SIGN No Communications Records
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
SIGN Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
[05:37] ---
Listen, Keroro-kun!
[05:39] ---
This is a trial, you know?!
[05:40] ---
Giroro-kun's keronity is riding on it!
[05:42] ---
His keronity...
[05:44] ---
Think about it.
[05:45] ---
Why were we all gathered here?
[05:47] ---
Why are we here?
[05:49] ---
There are too many opaque points surrounding
Giroro-kun's arrest in this case.
[05:54] ---
We can't trust the witnesses
gathered by the prosecution.
[05:58] ---
This is a fight to protect
the innocent Giroro-kun!
[06:02] ---
I just want to talk, ma'am!
[06:05] ---
I...
[06:07] ---
It can't be right to decide the crimes of
a soldier without talking about it first!
[06:12] ---
That was all I was thinking, ma'am.
[06:13] ---
Keroro-kun...
[06:15] ---
All right.
[06:16] ---
Let's go over the witness
testimonies one more time.
[06:20] ---
Okay.
[06:21] ---
Thank you, everyone!
[06:24] ---
That was real close.
[06:25] ---
I almost said "not guilty."
[06:28] ---
Umm... then why not just
make him not guilty?
[06:30] ---
I'd look lame if I did that
at this point, wouldn't I?!
[06:33] ---
S-Sorry.
[06:36] ---
Then, witness, your testimony.
[06:38] ---
I was taking a nap when I suddenly
heard a loud, resounding noise!
[06:43] ---
When I went to check out what it was,
a red figure passed in front of me!
[06:49] ---
Was that "red figure" the defendant?
[06:52] ---
Yes, it was him! No doubt about it!
[06:54] ---
How can we deny it in the
face of such evidence?
[06:57] ---
Mr. Green, were you listening?
[07:01] ---
Giroro-senpai was arrested while
passed out at the scene of the crime.
[07:06] ---
By the time the witness who heard
the noise saw the red figure,
[07:09] ---
Giroro-senpai should have been unconscious.
[07:13] ---
Th-Then what about the other testimony?
[07:16] ---
Yes, I saw him.
[07:17] ---
Something whizzed through the air
and collided with the signpost.
[07:21] ---
I came running over to
find someone passed out.
[07:24] ---
And are you sure that that
"someone" was the defendant?
[07:27] ---
Yes.
[07:28] ---
This is eyewitness testimony
from when he collided with it.
[07:31] ---
There's nothing to criticize here.
[07:32] ---
Do you know anything about
Zamuzarians, like that witness?
[07:36] ---
The construction of their optical
nerves is kinda special.
[07:39] ---
So what?
[07:40] ---
This is what seeing is like to them.
[07:44] ---
The heck is this?!
[07:46] ---
It makes me dizzy, sir!
[07:48] ---
You telling me you could identify
Giroro-senpai like that?
[07:52] ---
But...
[07:54] ---
The central point of this incident
[07:56] ---
is whether Giroro-senpai intended
to destroy it or not, right?
[07:59] ---
That is true.
[08:00] ---
All the witness statements are from
after Giroro-senpai bumped into it.
[08:05] ---
There's nothing at all
from before the collision.
[08:09] ---
Come to think of it, you're right.
SIGN Notebook DX
[08:10] ---
Then, to convince you, my honorable leader,
[08:12] ---
it will be necessary to learn what
occurred before the collision.
[08:16] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[08:17] ---
That's what I wanted to say, sir!
[08:20] ---
I don't really get it,
[08:21] ---
but feels like I'm running the show!
[08:27] ---
I thought this might happen.
[08:28] ---
Gero?
[08:29] ---
I hooked up to the CCTV cameras
all around the Alien Town,
[08:34] ---
and made a machine that can
reconstruct exactly what happened.
SIGN Bring that out at the start...
[08:39] ---
Bring that out at the start...
[08:43] ---
Okay.
[08:47] ---
Click!
[08:52] ---
There, see? It's Giroro!
[08:54] ---
We don't know why Giroro-kun
jumped in like that.
[08:57] ---
Let's go a little bit further back.
[09:01] ---
What's this?
[09:04] ---
A Bratterling pushed Giroro!
[09:07] ---
Ugh, what a troublemaker, sir!
[09:09] ---
Oh?
[09:10] ---
What is that?
[09:11] ---
What?
[09:12] ---
That dent on his head.
[09:14] ---
It looks like something hit him.
[09:17] ---
Let's go back slightly further.
[09:26] ---
S-So it was you, all along!
[09:28] ---
There's not even any room for an excuse.
[09:30] ---
W-Well, now we know you're not guilty,
Giroro, so isn't that great?
[09:34] ---
Okay, so, let's all go home, sir!
[09:37] ---
Huh?
[09:38] ---
You deliberately tried to
slip over that banana peel,
[09:40] ---
so you're clearly in violation of the
Alien Town Road Traffic Law, poyo!
[09:43] ---
Th-This isn't going where
I think it is, is it?
[09:46] ---
Jury, what is your verdict?
SIGN Guilty
SIGN Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
[09:49] ---
Guilty x 5.
[09:50] ---
Which means...
[09:52] ---
Unanimously guilty.
SIGN Guilty
[09:54] ---
Sheeehhh! No way!
[09:57] ---
Hurry up, poyo.
[09:58] ---
Wait!
[09:59] ---
This is a conspiracy, sir!
[10:01] ---
I'll sue!
[10:01] ---
And so, with the introduction
of the Space Jury System,
[10:02] ---
I'll suuue!
[10:04] ---
trials were reinvigorated and
made drastically more speedy.
[10:07] ---
All's well that ends well?
[10:08] ---
Wait, what? Where's Sergeant Major Kululu?
[10:19] ---
Isn't this...
[10:22] ---
Good kids put their trash into trash cans.
[10:34] ---
About 200 million years ago.
SIGN About 200 million years ago
[10:37] ---
Countless dinosaurs existed on Earth.
[10:40] ---
For approximately 160 million years,
[10:43] ---
they ruled the Earth.
SIGN Dinosaur Picture Encylopedia
[10:46] ---
Whereas we humans were only born
a mere 400,000 years ago!
[10:51] ---
"Mere"...
[10:53] ---
From our perspective, even that
is an unimaginably long time ago!
[10:57] ---
Lady Natsumi.
[10:58] ---
Next to the history of us Keronians,
[11:01] ---
400,000 years is nothing.
[11:04] ---
Hello?
[11:10] ---
What's wrong, Sis?
[11:11] ---
D... D...
[11:16] ---
Wh...
[11:16] ---
Why is a monkey...
[11:18] ---
A dinosaur!
[11:20] ---
It's talking!
[11:21] ---
Even the frickin' frogs are talking!
[11:23] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
[11:26] ---
Oh, hey, Jon.
[11:27] ---
J-Jon?
[11:32] ---
Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
[11:40] ---
Why are you monkeys and frogs
living in my house?
[11:44] ---
It is true that we are a kind of
monkeys, taxonomically speaking,
SIGN Primate > Hominidae > Homo > Homo sapiens (humans)
[11:48] ---
but to be precise, we are called "humans."
[11:50] ---
Never mind that.
[11:51] ---
What do you mean, "your" house?
[11:53] ---
I said my house 'cause it's my house.
[11:56] ---
I have proof, too.
[11:59] ---
That is our house!
[12:01] ---
And Giroro's there, as well!
[12:02] ---
Heh heh. I do—
[12:04] ---
Wow, that's a surprise!
[12:05] ---
When'd you learn to talk, Jon?
[12:09] ---
I'm sure that photo is just a forgery.
[12:11] ---
Forgery?
[12:12] ---
What for?
[12:13] ---
Well... to invade our house.
[12:16] ---
We never needed a photo to—
[12:19] ---
You are a freeloader.
[12:21] ---
Well... y-you could also call us that.
[12:24] ---
Huh?
[12:26] ---
The house in this photo is made of stone!
SIGN Stone Construction
[12:28] ---
It's true!
[12:29] ---
In short!
[12:30] ---
Master Dino accidentally
came to the wrong planet.
[12:33] ---
However! By chance! By coincidence!
SIGN By chance
SIGN By coincidence
[12:35] ---
The outer appearance of the Hinata house,
[12:37] ---
miraculously,
SIGN Miraculously
[12:38] ---
is the spitting image of Master Dino's house!
[12:41] ---
Yes, now that I understand what happened,
you see this kind of thing all the time, sir.
[12:43] ---
Not a flying chance.
[12:44] ---
My autopilot is precise and flawless.
[12:47] ---
This is definitely my planet.
[12:51] ---
It's easy for you to say that,
[12:52] ---
but it's been a long, long time
since dinosaurs like you—
[12:57] ---
Since we what?
[12:58] ---
Well... uh...
[13:00] ---
Just tell me already.
[13:02] ---
Master Fuyuki. You should
just tell him clearly, sir.
[13:05] ---
You dinosaurs
[13:06] ---
went extinct a very long time ago!
[13:10] ---
What?!
[13:21] ---
Dinosaurs are only left in this form now.
[13:24] ---
You've gotta be kidding me...
[13:26] ---
Oh, right! You must have just made this one!
[13:28] ---
You can't trick me that easily.
[13:32] ---
Sarge... It's a little far, but please...
[13:35] ---
Gero?
[13:37] ---
This is the place.
[13:39] ---
Where is this?
[13:40] ---
The Gobi desert in Mongolia.
[13:42] ---
What's all the way out here?
[13:45] ---
Just look at that.
[13:47] ---
Gero...
[13:48] ---
This is...
[13:49] ---
This is called a bone bed.
[13:52] ---
It's a place with
lots of fossils all together.
[13:55] ---
Do you believe me now?
[14:04] ---
What in the world is going on?
[14:07] ---
Darn it...
[14:08] ---
Gero!!
[14:09] ---
Noo!
[14:10] ---
Did you guys do this?! Well?!
[14:12] ---
No.
[14:13] ---
A long time before we humans were born,
[14:16] ---
something happened.
[14:18] ---
About 65 million years ago.
SIGN About 65 million years ago
[14:27] ---
Gero.
[14:27] ---
We're told that a giant meteor fell down,
[14:29] ---
and the environment changed so much
[14:31] ---
that you dinosaurs went extinct.
[14:34] ---
But dinosaurs went extinct
a very long time ago, right?
[14:38] ---
How does Dino-san play into this?
[14:40] ---
It's the famous Urashima effect.
[14:42] ---
Urashima...?
[14:43] ---
In special relativity,
SIGN Special Relativity
[14:45] ---
clocks on things moving at a high speed
[14:48] ---
advance slower than clocks on things that
are stopped or moving at a slower speed.
[14:54] ---
Umm... so, in other words...
[14:56] ---
In other words, while he
was out on a space voyage,
[14:59] ---
the way time was advancing on Earth and
the way time was advancing for Dino-san
[15:02] ---
became greatly different.
[15:04] ---
Hold on a minute!
[15:05] ---
You're saying that dinosaurs
travelled through space?
[15:09] ---
Humanity has 400,000 years of history.
[15:12] ---
Whereas the age of dinosaurs
went on for 20 million!
[15:15] ---
It wouldn't be surprising if they'd developed
a civilization far beyond ours.
[15:20] ---
If that's the case...
[15:21] ---
So what you're saying is...
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I have nowhere to return to.
[15:29] ---
Hey, Jon.
[15:31] ---
You know, the stars are beautiful.
[15:33] ---
I told you, I'm not Jon...
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They really haven't...
[15:38] ---
...changed at all since all that time ago.
[15:41] ---
All that's changed...
[15:43] ---
...is me.
[15:46] ---
Just for now, okay?
[15:48] ---
Dino-san...
[15:50] ---
And the next day.
[15:53] ---
Wow!
[15:54] ---
Oh! You're up at last!
[15:59] ---
Dino-san!
[16:00] ---
You made all this?
[16:01] ---
I've got to do at least this much
if I'm going to be troubling you.
[16:04] ---
Believe it or not, cooking's my specialty.
[16:07] ---
Umm, you aren't saying...
[16:09] ---
Thank you for providing me a home!
[16:10] ---
W-Wait, I never said—
[16:13] ---
I made Dino-san the offer.
[16:15] ---
Fuyuki! You can't just
decide that on your own!
[16:17] ---
We have the stupid frogs here already!
[16:19] ---
And I think that'll make it easier.
[16:22] ---
If we ask Sarge and the others,
[16:24] ---
they can arrange it so Dino-san
will stay out of sight.
[16:27] ---
You might be right, but...
[16:30] ---
Sorry for making hassle for you.
[16:33] ---
U-Uh, no, um...
[16:35] ---
Never mind that. Eat, eat!
Before it gets cold.
[16:42] ---
It's so good!
[16:45] ---
Oh, shoot.
[16:46] ---
I've gotta do my chores.
[16:48] ---
Gero?
[16:53] ---
What's happening?
[16:55] ---
Ah. I did 'em all for you, Master Keroro.
[16:58] ---
Oh, you did?!
[16:59] ---
Wow, that's a real help, sir!
[17:01] ---
Lookin' good, Jon.
[17:03] ---
I told you I'm not Jon!
[17:08] ---
How's it look, Fuyuki-san?
[17:09] ---
Good! Really good!
[17:11] ---
This one next.
[17:18] ---
So tasty!
[17:20] ---
How did you get it to taste like this?!
[17:22] ---
I put in a little coffee.
[17:23] ---
It makes it richer.
[17:25] ---
Coffee in curry?!
[17:27] ---
Wow. I'd heard of that before, but... yeah!
[17:32] ---
Am I... fading into the background
these days?
[17:37] ---
Well, I never knew that.
[17:39] ---
When'd you learn to light campfires, Jon?
[17:41] ---
Dino.
[17:42] ---
What?
[17:43] ---
Is this what you want?
[17:48] ---
What are you on about, Jon?!
[17:50] ---
The people of the Hinata house
are doin' well for me.
[17:52] ---
I ain't complaining!
[17:56] ---
All right, then...
[18:03] ---
When... did I get excused from my chores?
[18:07] ---
Fuyuki-san.
[18:08] ---
How do you use this?
[18:12] ---
Jon! Help meee!!
[18:16] ---
You use it like this.
[18:18] ---
Oh! I see.
[18:21] ---
What's their problem?
Lady Natsumi... and Master Fuyuki.
[18:26] ---
Master Keroro?
[18:31] ---
I can use it better...
[18:32] ---
I can use it better!
[18:34] ---
I can use Sucker the best!
[18:39] ---
Sis! He's really gone!
[18:41] ---
He's probably just gone to buy a
Gundam model or something, hasn't he?
[18:44] ---
Sucker is also gone!
[18:46] ---
He's run away from home, I just know it!
[18:48] ---
Why would he do that?
[18:49] ---
I don't know, but...
[18:51] ---
This has to be my fault.
[18:53] ---
I took his jobs.
[18:56] ---
No way!
[18:58] ---
He's always trying to
get out of them, anyway!
[19:00] ---
It's not your fault, Dino-san.
[19:02] ---
I'm going to look for him!
[19:04] ---
Wait!
[19:05] ---
I'm coming, too!
[19:09] ---
Are you planning to leave?
[19:11] ---
Jon.
[19:12] ---
They'll miss you, you know.
[19:15] ---
I'm sure...
[19:17] ---
...this just wasn't the home I was meant
to stay in for the rest of my life.
[19:21] ---
Then you could at least...
[19:25] ---
Sniff... But...
[19:27] ---
Don't sulk at your age.
[19:29] ---
Don't make us worry about you, Sarge.
[19:32] ---
Huh?
[19:33] ---
Dino-san...?
[19:36] ---
He left.
[19:38] ---
What?! What do you mean?
[19:40] ---
There's a letter from him on the desk.
SIGN To the Hinata family
[19:44] ---
To the Hinata family.
[19:46] ---
We were only together a short time,
but thanks for all you did for me.
[19:49] ---
I'm very grateful to you.
[19:51] ---
But I can't cause you any more trouble.
[19:54] ---
The home I had to return to is gone,
[19:56] ---
so I think I'll go on a free-roaming
journey across the universe.
[20:00] ---
Maybe I'll stop by here again.
[20:03] ---
Dino-san...
[20:04] ---
Why didn't you stop him?!
[20:06] ---
Then would you guys have been able to
look after him for the rest of his life?
[20:10] ---
Well...
[20:11] ---
But Dino-san lost his home!
[20:14] ---
Isn't that sad?
[20:15] ---
Fuyuki.
[20:16] ---
Aren't you mistaking him
for a pet or something?
[20:21] ---
Dino is a grown adult.
[20:24] ---
He made up his own mind to leave
his homeland and continue his life.
[20:30] ---
All I did was to respect his decision.
[20:34] ---
Jon...
[20:36] ---
I am not Jon!
[20:37] ---
Ah, sorry, it was an accident.
[20:44] ---
Dino-san... Take care.
[20:55] ---
This is the right way.
[20:57] ---
This is right.
[20:59] ---
Farewell.
[21:01] ---
My homeland.
[21:02] ---
We will leave Pekopon's
gravitational field momentarily.
[21:06] ---
Please specify the next destination.
[21:11] ---
Wha? "Pekopon"?!
SIGN Destination
"Pekopon"
Please input the next destination.
[21:12] ---
I'm pretty sure I set it to "Pekopori"...
SIGN Pekopori
[21:15] ---
I am a precise and flawless autopilot.
SIGN Pekopon Pekopori
[21:18] ---
Pekopori is nearby. 100 light years.
[21:22] ---
I came back to the wrong planet!
[21:26] ---
Lots of things have happened
in the long, long history of Earth.
[21:30] ---
Incidentally, I hear that
Dino-san made it safely home.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[23:10] ---
Y'know, Dororo, if you were going
to change your name from Zeroro,
[23:13] ---
why didn't you make it more
Pekoponian-sounding?
[23:15] ---
Like what, for example?
[23:16] ---
Doromatsu. Dorokichi.
[23:18] ---
Doroemon or something.
[23:19] ---
I'm Doroemon.
[23:22] ---
Noby!
[23:23] ---
Never mind that!
[23:25] ---
Geriri... what an awful name.
[23:27] ---
"Dororo: Farewell, My Platoon, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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