# E283 - Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir! / Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9Q8V/keroro-five-exasperated-keronians-sir--fuyuki-planet-of-the-humans-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
The incident occurred in Side 6
of Alien Town, on Deneb Street.
**[01:41] ---**
Wh-What was I...
**[01:46] ---**
You're under arrest for destruction
of property! Caught red-handed, poyo!
**[01:49] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Alien Court
**[01:52] ---**
And so a trial under the Space Jury System
was set to be held for Corporal Giroro.
***SIGN*** And so a trial under the Space Jury System was set to be held for Corporal Giroro.
**[01:58] ---**
The Space Jury System
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asks five arbitrarily chosen civilian aliens
***SIGN*** Jurors
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to listen to the trial in court as jurors,
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and determine whether the defendant
is guilty or not guilty.
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You've listened to a long and complex
case: destruction of property.
**[02:17] ---**
You've listened to the testimony, had the
law interpreted as it applies in this case.
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It's now your duty to sit down and try
and separate the facts from the fancy.
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Your verdict must be unanimous.
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You are faced with a grave responsibility.
**[02:28] ---**
Well, then, jurors,
**[02:31] ---**
please discuss in the other room whether
the accused is guilty or not guilty.
**[02:37] ---**
This is the story of one brave man whose
opinion differed from all others around him,
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who stuck to his beliefs until the very end.
**[02:48] ---**
Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir!
***SIGN*** Jury Room
**[02:54] ---**
Well, then, let's begin
by taking a majority vote.
**[02:57] ---**
Gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Not Guilty
***SIGN*** Guilty
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This is one of those times where
everyone else thinks he's guilty,
**[03:01] ---**
but I alone assert his innocence!
***SIGN*** Guilty
***SIGN*** Not Guilty
**[03:03] ---**
My persuasive claims cause
everyone else to change their mind,
**[03:07] ---**
and the innocent defendant is saved!
I've seen it all before!
***SIGN*** Not
***SIGN*** Guilty
***SIGN*** Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
***SIGN*** Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
**[03:10] ---**
All those who think he's not guilty,
raise your hand.
**[03:16] ---**
Not Guilty x 5.
**[03:17] ---**
What?!
**[03:20] ---**
What? They all say "not guilty," too?!
**[03:22] ---**
B-But then...
**[03:23] ---**
Well, we're all agreed, then.
***SIGN*** Guilty
**[03:28] ---**
Change of plan.
**[03:29] ---**
Keroro-kun, you're changing to guilty?
**[03:31] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[03:33] ---**
But, my honorable leader,
**[03:34] ---**
with that level of evidence and testimony,
**[03:36] ---**
a guilty verdict would be impossible...
**[03:38] ---**
It doesn't even fit together.
**[03:40] ---**
A load of irresponsible cooked-up crap.
***SIGN*** Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
***SIGN*** Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
**[03:42] ---**
Keroro-kun, do you really think he's guilty?
**[03:45] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[03:47] ---**
My grey cells have kicked into action,
and the result is...
***SIGN*** Guilty
**[03:51] ---**
...I have determined that he is guilty, sir!
**[03:57] ---**
All right.
**[03:59] ---**
Then let's all go over it once more together.
**[04:03] ---**
Giroro-kun himself says that he
doesn't really know what happened.
**[04:07] ---**
He'd bought some sweet potatoes
and was walking along,
**[04:09] ---**
when something suddenly hit him hard,
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and then the next thing he knew,
he had handcuffs on.
**[04:14] ---**
Most likely, he was involved
in some kind of accident.
**[04:17] ---**
Yes.
**[04:18] ---**
Guess so.
**[04:20] ---**
Are you all blind?!
**[04:23] ---**
This shape makes it as clear as day!
**[04:25] ---**
It's blatantly Giroro!
**[04:28] ---**
What is important is whether Giroro-dono
intended to destroy the property or not.
**[04:32] ---**
It's difficult to imagine that he
would hit it with his own head.
**[04:35] ---**
I wouldn't put it past Giroro, sir.
***SIGN*** Arrrgh! That Natsumi! Going on a date with that blasted Saburo!
**[04:38] ---**
Arrrgh! That Natsumi!
**[04:39] ---**
Going on a date with that blasted Saburo!
***SIGN*** Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'll bash right into that signpost!
**[04:42] ---**
Argh, I'm so annoyed!
**[04:43] ---**
I'll bash right into that signpost!
***SIGN*** Arrgh!
**[04:46] ---**
Wham!
**[04:49] ---**
Plausible, I think!
**[04:50] ---**
Then what about the sweet potatoes
that were at the scene?
**[04:54] ---**
It's inconceivable that he would lose his
composure on the return from shopping.
**[04:58] ---**
Then it probably just went like this!
***SIGN*** Guhuhuhuhu. That Natsumi will surely be pleased.
**[05:01] ---**
That Natsumi will surely be pleased.
***SIGN*** Bringringringring!
***SIGN*** Yes, hello? What?!
**[05:05] ---**
Yes, hello?
***SIGN*** Natsumi went out on a date with Saburo?!
**[05:06] ---**
What?! Miinatsu went on a date
with Roosabu?! Crushed!
***SIGN*** Arrgh, I'm so annoyed! I'll bash right into that signpost!
**[05:10] ---**
And before you know it, whamablam!
**[05:13] ---**
Plausible, I think!
**[05:16] ---**
Cut it out.
**[05:18] ---**
Gero!
**[05:19] ---**
Who was he on the phone to?
**[05:21] ---**
You, Kululu, of course, sir!
**[05:23] ---**
And now you're causing a ton of chaos
and enjoying every minute of it!
**[05:25] ---**
Isn't that a bit plain for me?
**[05:29] ---**
Kululu-senpai's methods would be more *beep!*
**[05:33] ---**
The larger issue is that there were no records
of such a call on Giroro-dono's cellphone.
***SIGN*** No Communications Records
***SIGN*** Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
***SIGN*** Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
**[05:37] ---**
Listen, Keroro-kun!
**[05:39] ---**
This is a trial, you know?!
**[05:40] ---**
Giroro-kun's keronity is riding on it!
**[05:42] ---**
His keronity...
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Think about it.
**[05:45] ---**
Why were we all gathered here?
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Why are we here?
**[05:49] ---**
There are too many opaque points surrounding
Giroro-kun's arrest in this case.
**[05:54] ---**
We can't trust the witnesses
gathered by the prosecution.
**[05:58] ---**
This is a fight to protect
the innocent Giroro-kun!
**[06:02] ---**
I just want to talk, ma'am!
**[06:05] ---**
I...
**[06:07] ---**
It can't be right to decide the crimes of
a soldier without talking about it first!
**[06:12] ---**
That was all I was thinking, ma'am.
**[06:13] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[06:15] ---**
All right.
**[06:16] ---**
Let's go over the witness
testimonies one more time.
**[06:20] ---**
Okay.
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you, everyone!
**[06:24] ---**
That was real close.
**[06:25] ---**
I almost said "not guilty."
**[06:28] ---**
Umm... then why not just
make him not guilty?
**[06:30] ---**
I'd look lame if I did that
at this point, wouldn't I?!
**[06:33] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[06:36] ---**
Then, witness, your testimony.
**[06:38] ---**
I was taking a nap when I suddenly
heard a loud, resounding noise!
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When I went to check out what it was,
a red figure passed in front of me!
**[06:49] ---**
Was that "red figure" the defendant?
**[06:52] ---**
Yes, it was him! No doubt about it!
**[06:54] ---**
How can we deny it in the
face of such evidence?
**[06:57] ---**
Mr. Green, were you listening?
**[07:01] ---**
Giroro-senpai was arrested while
passed out at the scene of the crime.
**[07:06] ---**
By the time the witness who heard
the noise saw the red figure,
**[07:09] ---**
Giroro-senpai should have been unconscious.
**[07:13] ---**
Th-Then what about the other testimony?
**[07:16] ---**
Yes, I saw him.
**[07:17] ---**
Something whizzed through the air
and collided with the signpost.
**[07:21] ---**
I came running over to
find someone passed out.
**[07:24] ---**
And are you sure that that
"someone" was the defendant?
**[07:27] ---**
Yes.
**[07:28] ---**
This is eyewitness testimony
from when he collided with it.
**[07:31] ---**
There's nothing to criticize here.
**[07:32] ---**
Do you know anything about
Zamuzarians, like that witness?
**[07:36] ---**
The construction of their optical
nerves is kinda special.
**[07:39] ---**
So what?
**[07:40] ---**
This is what seeing is like to them.
**[07:44] ---**
The heck is this?!
**[07:46] ---**
It makes me dizzy, sir!
**[07:48] ---**
You telling me you could identify
Giroro-senpai like that?
**[07:52] ---**
But...
**[07:54] ---**
The central point of this incident
**[07:56] ---**
is whether Giroro-senpai intended
to destroy it or not, right?
**[07:59] ---**
That is true.
**[08:00] ---**
All the witness statements are from
after Giroro-senpai bumped into it.
**[08:05] ---**
There's nothing at all
from before the collision.
**[08:09] ---**
Come to think of it, you're right.
***SIGN*** Notebook DX
**[08:10] ---**
Then, to convince you, my honorable leader,
**[08:12] ---**
it will be necessary to learn what
occurred before the collision.
**[08:16] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[08:17] ---**
That's what I wanted to say, sir!
**[08:20] ---**
I don't really get it,
**[08:21] ---**
but feels like I'm running the show!
**[08:27] ---**
I thought this might happen.
**[08:28] ---**
Gero?
**[08:29] ---**
I hooked up to the CCTV cameras
all around the Alien Town,
**[08:34] ---**
and made a machine that can
reconstruct exactly what happened.
***SIGN*** Bring that out at the start...
**[08:39] ---**
Bring that out at the start...
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Okay.
**[08:47] ---**
Click!
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There, see? It's Giroro!
**[08:54] ---**
We don't know why Giroro-kun
jumped in like that.
**[08:57] ---**
Let's go a little bit further back.
**[09:01] ---**
What's this?
**[09:04] ---**
A Bratterling pushed Giroro!
**[09:07] ---**
Ugh, what a troublemaker, sir!
**[09:09] ---**
Oh?
**[09:10] ---**
What is that?
**[09:11] ---**
What?
**[09:12] ---**
That dent on his head.
**[09:14] ---**
It looks like something hit him.
**[09:17] ---**
Let's go back slightly further.
**[09:26] ---**
S-So it was you, all along!
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There's not even any room for an excuse.
**[09:30] ---**
W-Well, now we know you're not guilty,
Giroro, so isn't that great?
**[09:34] ---**
Okay, so, let's all go home, sir!
**[09:37] ---**
Huh?
**[09:38] ---**
You deliberately tried to
slip over that banana peel,
**[09:40] ---**
so you're clearly in violation of the
Alien Town Road Traffic Law, poyo!
**[09:43] ---**
Th-This isn't going where
I think it is, is it?
**[09:46] ---**
Jury, what is your verdict?
***SIGN*** Guilty
***SIGN*** Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
**[09:49] ---**
Guilty x 5.
**[09:50] ---**
Which means...
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Unanimously guilty.
***SIGN*** Guilty
**[09:54] ---**
Sheeehhh! No way!
**[09:57] ---**
Hurry up, poyo.
**[09:58] ---**
Wait!
**[09:59] ---**
This is a conspiracy, sir!
**[10:01] ---**
I'll sue!
**[10:01] ---**
And so, with the introduction
of the Space Jury System,
**[10:02] ---**
I'll suuue!
**[10:04] ---**
trials were reinvigorated and
made drastically more speedy.
**[10:07] ---**
All's well that ends well?
**[10:08] ---**
Wait, what? Where's Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[10:19] ---**
Isn't this...
**[10:22] ---**
Good kids put their trash into trash cans.
**[10:34] ---**
About 200 million years ago.
***SIGN*** About 200 million years ago
**[10:37] ---**
Countless dinosaurs existed on Earth.
**[10:40] ---**
For approximately 160 million years,
**[10:43] ---**
they ruled the Earth.
***SIGN*** Dinosaur Picture Encylopedia
**[10:46] ---**
Whereas we humans were only born
a mere 400,000 years ago!
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"Mere"...
**[10:53] ---**
From our perspective, even that
is an unimaginably long time ago!
**[10:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi.
**[10:58] ---**
Next to the history of us Keronians,
**[11:01] ---**
400,000 years is nothing.
**[11:04] ---**
Hello?
**[11:10] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[11:11] ---**
D... D...
**[11:16] ---**
Wh...
**[11:16] ---**
Why is a monkey...
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A dinosaur!
**[11:20] ---**
It's talking!
**[11:21] ---**
Even the frickin' frogs are talking!
**[11:23] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, hey, Jon.
**[11:27] ---**
J-Jon?
**[11:32] ---**
Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
**[11:40] ---**
Why are you monkeys and frogs
living in my house?
**[11:44] ---**
It is true that we are a kind of
monkeys, taxonomically speaking,
***SIGN*** Primate > Hominidae > Homo > Homo sapiens (humans)
**[11:48] ---**
but to be precise, we are called "humans."
**[11:50] ---**
Never mind that.
**[11:51] ---**
What do you mean, "your" house?
**[11:53] ---**
I said my house 'cause it's my house.
**[11:56] ---**
I have proof, too.
**[11:59] ---**
That *is* our house!
**[12:01] ---**
And Giroro's there, as well!
**[12:02] ---**
Heh heh. I do—
**[12:04] ---**
Wow, that's a surprise!
**[12:05] ---**
When'd you learn to talk, Jon?
**[12:09] ---**
I'm sure that photo is just a forgery.
**[12:11] ---**
Forgery?
**[12:12] ---**
What for?
**[12:13] ---**
Well... to invade our house.
**[12:16] ---**
We never needed a photo to—
**[12:19] ---**
*You* are a freeloader.
**[12:21] ---**
Well... y-you could also call us that.
**[12:24] ---**
Huh?
**[12:26] ---**
The house in this photo is made of stone!
***SIGN*** Stone Construction
**[12:28] ---**
It's true!
**[12:29] ---**
In short!
**[12:30] ---**
Master Dino accidentally
came to the wrong planet.
**[12:33] ---**
However! By chance! By coincidence!
***SIGN*** By chance
***SIGN*** By coincidence
**[12:35] ---**
The outer appearance of the Hinata house,
**[12:37] ---**
miraculously,
***SIGN*** Miraculously
**[12:38] ---**
is the spitting image of Master Dino's house!
**[12:41] ---**
Yes, now that I understand what happened,
you see this kind of thing all the time, sir.
**[12:43] ---**
Not a flying chance.
**[12:44] ---**
My autopilot is precise and flawless.
**[12:47] ---**
This is definitely my planet.
**[12:51] ---**
It's easy for you to say that,
**[12:52] ---**
but it's been a long, long time
since dinosaurs like you—
**[12:57] ---**
Since we what?
**[12:58] ---**
Well... uh...
**[13:00] ---**
Just tell me already.
**[13:02] ---**
Master Fuyuki. You should
just tell him clearly, sir.
**[13:05] ---**
You dinosaurs
**[13:06] ---**
went extinct a very long time ago!
**[13:10] ---**
What?!
**[13:21] ---**
Dinosaurs are only left in this form now.
**[13:24] ---**
You've gotta be kidding me...
**[13:26] ---**
Oh, right! You must have just made this one!
**[13:28] ---**
You can't trick me that easily.
**[13:32] ---**
Sarge... It's a little far, but please...
**[13:35] ---**
Gero?
**[13:37] ---**
This is the place.
**[13:39] ---**
Where is this?
**[13:40] ---**
The Gobi desert in Mongolia.
**[13:42] ---**
What's all the way out here?
**[13:45] ---**
Just look at that.
**[13:47] ---**
Gero...
**[13:48] ---**
This is...
**[13:49] ---**
This is called a bone bed.
**[13:52] ---**
It's a place with
lots of fossils all together.
**[13:55] ---**
Do you believe me now?
**[14:04] ---**
What in the world is going on?
**[14:07] ---**
Darn it...
**[14:08] ---**
Gero!!
**[14:09] ---**
Noo!
**[14:10] ---**
Did you guys do this?! Well?!
**[14:12] ---**
No.
**[14:13] ---**
A long time before we humans were born,
**[14:16] ---**
something happened.
**[14:18] ---**
About 65 million years ago.
***SIGN*** About 65 million years ago
**[14:27] ---**
Gero.
**[14:27] ---**
We're told that a giant meteor fell down,
**[14:29] ---**
and the environment changed so much
**[14:31] ---**
that you dinosaurs went extinct.
**[14:34] ---**
But dinosaurs went extinct
a very long time ago, right?
**[14:38] ---**
How does Dino-san play into this?
**[14:40] ---**
It's the famous Urashima effect.
**[14:42] ---**
Urashima...?
**[14:43] ---**
In special relativity,
***SIGN*** Special Relativity
**[14:45] ---**
clocks on things moving at a high speed
**[14:48] ---**
advance slower than clocks on things that
are stopped or moving at a slower speed.
**[14:54] ---**
Umm... so, in other words...
**[14:56] ---**
In other words, while he
was out on a space voyage,
**[14:59] ---**
the way time was advancing on Earth and
the way time was advancing for Dino-san
**[15:02] ---**
became greatly different.
**[15:04] ---**
Hold on a minute!
**[15:05] ---**
You're saying that dinosaurs
travelled through space?
**[15:09] ---**
Humanity has 400,000 years of history.
**[15:12] ---**
Whereas the age of dinosaurs
went on for 20 million!
**[15:15] ---**
It wouldn't be surprising if they'd developed
a civilization far beyond ours.
**[15:20] ---**
If that's the case...
**[15:21] ---**
So what you're saying is...
**[15:23] ---**
I have nowhere to return to.
**[15:29] ---**
Hey, Jon.
**[15:31] ---**
You know, the stars are beautiful.
**[15:33] ---**
I told you, I'm not Jon...
**[15:35] ---**
They really haven't...
**[15:38] ---**
...changed at all since all that time ago.
**[15:41] ---**
All that's changed...
**[15:43] ---**
...is me.
**[15:46] ---**
Just for now, okay?
**[15:48] ---**
Dino-san...
**[15:50] ---**
And the next day.
**[15:53] ---**
Wow!
**[15:54] ---**
Oh! You're up at last!
**[15:59] ---**
Dino-san!
**[16:00] ---**
You made all this?
**[16:01] ---**
I've got to do at least this much
if I'm going to be troubling you.
**[16:04] ---**
Believe it or not, cooking's my specialty.
**[16:07] ---**
Umm, you aren't saying...
**[16:09] ---**
Thank you for providing me a home!
**[16:10] ---**
W-Wait, I never said—
**[16:13] ---**
I made Dino-san the offer.
**[16:15] ---**
Fuyuki! You can't just
decide that on your own!
**[16:17] ---**
We have the stupid frogs here already!
**[16:19] ---**
And I think that'll make it easier.
**[16:22] ---**
If we ask Sarge and the others,
**[16:24] ---**
they can arrange it so Dino-san
will stay out of sight.
**[16:27] ---**
You might be right, but...
**[16:30] ---**
Sorry for making hassle for you.
**[16:33] ---**
U-Uh, no, um...
**[16:35] ---**
Never mind that. Eat, eat!
Before it gets cold.
**[16:42] ---**
It's so good!
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, shoot.
**[16:46] ---**
I've gotta do my chores.
**[16:48] ---**
Gero?
**[16:53] ---**
What's happening?
**[16:55] ---**
Ah. I did 'em all for you, Master Keroro.
**[16:58] ---**
Oh, you did?!
**[16:59] ---**
Wow, that's a real help, sir!
**[17:01] ---**
Lookin' good, Jon.
**[17:03] ---**
I told you I'm not Jon!
**[17:08] ---**
How's it look, Fuyuki-san?
**[17:09] ---**
Good! Really good!
**[17:11] ---**
This one next.
**[17:18] ---**
So tasty!
**[17:20] ---**
How did you get it to taste like this?!
**[17:22] ---**
I put in a little coffee.
**[17:23] ---**
It makes it richer.
**[17:25] ---**
Coffee in curry?!
**[17:27] ---**
Wow. I'd heard of that before, but... yeah!
**[17:32] ---**
Am I... fading into the background
these days?
**[17:37] ---**
Well, I never knew that.
**[17:39] ---**
When'd you learn to light campfires, Jon?
**[17:41] ---**
Dino.
**[17:42] ---**
What?
**[17:43] ---**
Is this what you want?
**[17:48] ---**
What are you on about, Jon?!
**[17:50] ---**
The people of the Hinata house
are doin' well for me.
**[17:52] ---**
I ain't complaining!
**[17:56] ---**
All right, then...
**[18:03] ---**
When... did I get excused from my chores?
**[18:07] ---**
Fuyuki-san.
**[18:08] ---**
How do you use this?
**[18:12] ---**
Jon! Help meee!!
**[18:16] ---**
You use it like this.
**[18:18] ---**
Oh! I see.
**[18:21] ---**
What's their problem?
Lady Natsumi... and Master Fuyuki.
**[18:26] ---**
Master Keroro?
**[18:31] ---**
I can use it better...
**[18:32] ---**
I can use it better!
**[18:34] ---**
I can use Sucker the best!
**[18:39] ---**
Sis! He's really gone!
**[18:41] ---**
He's probably just gone to buy a
Gundam model or something, hasn't he?
**[18:44] ---**
Sucker is also gone!
**[18:46] ---**
He's run away from home, I just know it!
**[18:48] ---**
Why would he do that?
**[18:49] ---**
I don't know, but...
**[18:51] ---**
This has to be my fault.
**[18:53] ---**
I took his jobs.
**[18:56] ---**
No way!
**[18:58] ---**
He's always trying to
get out of them, anyway!
**[19:00] ---**
It's not your fault, Dino-san.
**[19:02] ---**
I'm going to look for him!
**[19:04] ---**
Wait!
**[19:05] ---**
I'm coming, too!
**[19:09] ---**
Are you planning to leave?
**[19:11] ---**
Jon.
**[19:12] ---**
They'll miss you, you know.
**[19:15] ---**
I'm sure...
**[19:17] ---**
...this just wasn't the home I was meant
to stay in for the rest of my life.
**[19:21] ---**
Then you could at least...
**[19:25] ---**
Sniff... But...
**[19:27] ---**
Don't sulk at your age.
**[19:29] ---**
Don't make us worry about you, Sarge.
**[19:32] ---**
Huh?
**[19:33] ---**
Dino-san...?
**[19:36] ---**
He left.
**[19:38] ---**
What?! What do you mean?
**[19:40] ---**
There's a letter from him on the desk.
***SIGN*** To the Hinata family
**[19:44] ---**
To the Hinata family.
**[19:46] ---**
We were only together a short time,
but thanks for all you did for me.
**[19:49] ---**
I'm very grateful to you.
**[19:51] ---**
But I can't cause you any more trouble.
**[19:54] ---**
The home I had to return to is gone,
**[19:56] ---**
so I think I'll go on a free-roaming
journey across the universe.
**[20:00] ---**
Maybe I'll stop by here again.
**[20:03] ---**
Dino-san...
**[20:04] ---**
Why didn't you stop him?!
**[20:06] ---**
Then would you guys have been able to
look after him for the rest of his life?
**[20:10] ---**
Well...
**[20:11] ---**
But Dino-san lost his home!
**[20:14] ---**
Isn't that sad?
**[20:15] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[20:16] ---**
Aren't you mistaking him
for a pet or something?
**[20:21] ---**
Dino is a grown adult.
**[20:24] ---**
He made up his own mind to leave
his homeland and continue his life.
**[20:30] ---**
All I did was to respect his decision.
**[20:34] ---**
Jon...
**[20:36] ---**
I am *not* Jon!
**[20:37] ---**
Ah, sorry, it was an accident.
**[20:44] ---**
Dino-san... Take care.
**[20:55] ---**
This is the right way.
**[20:57] ---**
This is right.
**[20:59] ---**
Farewell.
**[21:01] ---**
My homeland.
**[21:02] ---**
We will leave Pekopon's
gravitational field momentarily.
**[21:06] ---**
Please specify the next destination.
**[21:11] ---**
Wha? "Pekopon"?!
***SIGN*** Destination
"Pekopon"
Please input the next destination.
**[21:12] ---**
I'm pretty sure I set it to "Pekopori"...
***SIGN*** Pekopori
**[21:15] ---**
I am a precise and flawless autopilot.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Pekopori
**[21:18] ---**
Pekopori is nearby. 100 light years.
**[21:22] ---**
I came back to the wrong planet!
**[21:26] ---**
Lots of things have happened
in the long, long history of Earth.
**[21:30] ---**
Incidentally, I hear that
Dino-san made it safely home.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[23:10] ---**
Y'know, Dororo, if you were going
to change your name from Zeroro,
**[23:13] ---**
why didn't you make it more
Pekoponian-sounding?
**[23:15] ---**
Like what, for example?
**[23:16] ---**
Doromatsu. Dorokichi.
**[23:18] ---**
Doroemon or something.
**[23:19] ---**
I'm Doroemon.
**[23:22] ---**
Noby!
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:25] ---**
Geriri... what an awful name.
**[23:27] ---**
"Dororo: Farewell, My Platoon, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!