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E14 - The Five Assemble! Probably The Longest Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Friendship
[01:32] ---
    Friendship...
[01:33] ---
    Sometimes it means to be tough.
[01:36] ---
    Sometimes it means to be compassionate.
[01:39] ---
    It also brings strength.
[01:41] ---
    And it can be fragile,
     just like a flower.
[01:49] ---
    Mama!
[01:50] ---
    I want that flower!
[01:53] ---
    Sorry. Even I can't reach it.
[01:56] ---
    Come here!
[01:59] ---
    Huh?
[02:07] ---
    Mama, look! The flower fell to me!
[02:09] ---
    Really? I guess it must really like you!
[02:14] ---
    Forgive me, O flower...
[02:16] ---
    But I say, if you cut one down,
     you must grow two.
[02:18] ---
    I gave the girl one flower,
[02:20] ---
    so I must grow more in the earth.
[02:22] ---
    Dororo!
[02:24] ---
    Why don't you talk to
    your friends again?
[02:27] ---
    After all, you guys
    waited for so long to reunite.
[02:32] ---
    Friends...
[02:38] ---
    The Five Assemble!
    Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
[02:43] ---
    That day, Sergeant Keroro
    was acting very strangely.
[02:47] ---
    C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
SIGN    At Work
[02:49] ---
    What's taking you so long, Kululu?
    I need your report now!
[02:52] ---
    Also finish up the other matters
    I asked you about!
[02:55] ---
    This is amazing!
[02:55] ---
    Yeah, that's it.
     Do it, now, now, now!
[02:57] ---
    He's actually working his butt off.
[02:59] ---
    Somebody! Get a hard copy
    of the data on this!
[03:03] ---
    You're working like crazy.
[03:05] ---
    We've finally found the fifth member.
[03:07] ---
    I'm sure my attractive invasion plan
    will make Dororo join us.
[03:13] ---
    Keroro...
[03:15] ---
    Our future is out there waiting for us.
[03:17] ---
    We're only a few steps away
    from realizing our dreams.
[03:22] ---
    Keroro, you mean it for real.
[03:34] ---
    Oh, good timing! It's from Dororo.
SIGN    Today at noon, I'll be waiting on top of the unfinished building in Block 3. - Dororo
[03:38] ---
    Today at noon,
[03:39] ---
    I'll be waiting on top of the
    unfinished building in Block 3.
[03:42] ---
    Dororo.
[03:45] ---
    I called you here to have
    a man-to-man talk
[03:48] ---
    about some important issues.
[03:50] ---
    Oh, Dororo-kun, let's skip formalities.
[03:54] ---
    Take a look.
[03:55] ---
    I'm sure you'll find a plan
    that'll please you!
[03:59] ---
    What plan?
[04:01] ---
    First off...
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan A risk of skin damage! Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan! © Keroro
[04:03] ---
    A risk of skin damage!
    Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan!
[04:07] ---
    We'll destroy the ozone layer
     using Freon beams!
[04:09] ---
    Without protection
    from harmful UV rays,
[04:10] ---
    the entire Pekoponian race
    will go extinct for sure!
[04:12] ---
    Help me!
[04:14] ---
    It's so hot!
[04:16] ---
    Huh?
[04:19] ---
    Maybe that was a little too violent...
[04:22] ---
    In that case, how about this?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan The Hay Fever Treatment! Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan © Keroro
[04:23] ---
    The Hay Fever Treatment!
[04:25] ---
    Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan!
[04:27] ---
    The entire sky will be covered
    with dark clouds.
[04:28] ---
    As the carbon dioxide builds up,
[04:30] ---
    Pekopon's global warming
     will worsen for sure.
[04:42] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:44] ---
    Here!
[04:46] ---
    Gero...
[04:47] ---
    Don't play with fire
    at home. It's dangerous.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Mixing up the Sorted Garbage Master Plan! © Keroro
[04:50] ---
    Next one!
[04:51] ---
    Mixing Up the Sorted Garbage
    Master Plan!
SIGN    Flammable Rubbish Non-flammable Rubbish
[04:53] ---
    We'll secretly mix up the garbage
    sorted at each home,
[04:57] ---
    rendering it unsuitable
     for recycling!
[04:58] ---
    The whole planet will be
    overflowing with garbage...
SIGN    Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Transforming Oil into Cola Master Plan! © Keroro
[05:00] ---
    Transforming Oil into Cola
    Master Plan!
[05:03] ---
    No one knows what'll happen.
SIGN    Can you work for 28 hours?
[05:06] ---
    Extending Each Day to 28 Hours
    and Lunch Break to 5 Hours Master Plan!
SIGN    Afro Sergeant is Afro
[05:10] ---
    Requiring Everyone to Wear
    an Afro Hairdo Master Plan!
SIGN    If we could do this...
[05:13] ---
    I Want to Fly Freely
    in the Skies Master Pl...
SIGN    Rerererere
[05:15] ---
    "Are You Going Out Again?" Master...
SIGN    The Third
[05:18] ---
    I love you, Fujiko!
[05:20] ---
    Five Fine Frogs Fly Master Plan!
[05:23] ---
    Akamakigami, aomakigami,
    kimakigami Master Plan!
[05:26] ---
    "Commander Char,
    I Can't Slow Down" Master Plan!
[05:29] ---
    Bus Gas Blast Master Pl...!
SIGN    Total Annihilation
[05:35] ---
    Total annihilation...
[05:39] ---
    Dororo! Will you stop acting
     like a spoiled brat?!
[05:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant
    worked really hard, for once.
[05:46] ---
    Exactly what kind of plan
    do you want?
[05:51] ---
    Flowers.
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:54] ---
    I would like to decorate
    the whole town with flowers.
[05:58] ---
    Flowers?
[06:00] ---
    That is correct.
[06:02] ---
    This is such a beautiful planet.
[06:04] ---
    I would like to make it
    even more beautiful.
[06:07] ---
    It will surely comfort people's hearts,
[06:10] ---
    and it may even lead to
    the realization of world peace.
[06:18] ---
    Listen, we're invaders!
[06:20] ---
    Of all things... flowers?!
[06:25] ---
    I must have expected too much of you.
[06:27] ---
    My apologies!
[06:32] ---
    He's gone.
[06:34] ---
    Maybe we were a little too immature.
[06:37] ---
    Maybe...
[06:38] ---
    Come to think of it,
    what have we done as invaders?
[06:43] ---
    As for me, I'm used to being
    bossed around by Lady Natsumi.
[06:47] ---
    I feel like I've become pathetic.
[06:52] ---
    Should we allow this to go on?
[06:54] ---
    Don't we have any sense
    of responsibility as invaders?
[06:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[06:59] ---
    I've never seen him like this before.
[07:02] ---
    I can see clearly now!
SIGN    Invader spirit Revived
[07:07] ---
    Invader spirit revived!
[07:15] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[07:17] ---
    Stop slacking off
    and finish cleaning up!
[07:22] ---
    Who do you think you're talking to?
[07:25] ---
    Who else could I be talking to?!
[07:29] ---
    Natchi!
[07:34] ---
    He dodged?
[07:35] ---
    Hey, we are invaders.
[07:37] ---
    Huh?
[07:37] ---
    I don't give a hoot
    about your household chores...
[07:48] ---
    I'm home!
[07:50] ---
    Huh?
[07:50] ---
    I just finished wiping the floor!
[07:52] ---
    And I'm tracking mud all over
    your just-wiped floor.
[07:56] ---
    Only a fearsome invader can
    get away with such an evil deed!
[08:00] ---
    If you don't change your attitude,
    you'll be sorry.
SIGN    Gero
[08:06] ---
    I'm not gonna let you aliens
    do whatever you like.
[08:13] ---
    Sergeant, are you okay?
[08:17] ---
    He's acting different.
[08:21] ---
    I'm so proud I didn't back down
    one bit against Lady Natsumi.
[08:26] ---
    I wish Dororo could've seen me!
[08:28] ---
    I must admit,
     you stood up for yourself pretty well.
[08:31] ---
    Despite your wimpy look,
    I saw a warrior in you.
[08:34] ---
    What's wrong with Dororo,
[08:35] ---
    wanting to adorn the
    whole town with flowers?!
[08:38] ---
    What a coward.
[08:39] ---
    What do you think, Lady Mois?
[08:41] ---
    Well, I have to admit that none of
    your plans so far have been great.
[08:48] ---
    To be honest, it's ridiculous
    to even consider they'd work at all.
[08:51] ---
    Or, like, clearly never?
[08:53] ---
    None of them seemed any good, after all.
[08:56] ---
    Is that so?
[08:57] ---
    She's harsh.
[08:58] ---
    But I think Dororo's idea is fantastic.
[09:01] ---
    Really?
[09:03] ---
    Yes! I'm sure all the girls
    would love the idea, too!
SIGN    Fill the Town with Flowers?! Master Plan
[09:06] ---
    Well then,
[09:06] ---
    let's proceed with the "Fill the Town
    with Flowers" Master Plan!
[09:09] ---
    Wonderful!
SIGN    Hypocrite
[09:10] ---
    What?!
[09:11] ---
    You were making fun of it
    until a moment ago.
[09:13] ---
    It's important to be flexible enough not
    to close your ears to youngsters, sir!
[09:18] ---
    Wishy-washy guy!
[09:20] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[09:21] ---
    tell Sergeant Major Kululu
    to create fast-growing seeds.
[09:26] ---
    Aye aye, sir.
[09:28] ---
    Corporal Giroro, locate Dororo
    and tell him to help us with this plan.
[09:33] ---
    Got it.
[09:38] ---
    Let's go, Private Tamama!
[09:40] ---
    Okay!
[09:46] ---
    This is Summer.
    Come in, Winter, over.
[09:49] ---
    This is Winter.
[09:51] ---
    Oh, boy! It's going to be busy!
[09:52] ---
    I don't like spying on them like this...
[09:55] ---
    Stop grumping and keep
    a sharp eye on them, okay?
[10:01] ---
    Acknowledged. Winter, over and out.
[10:07] ---
    And so the day
    for the master plan arrives.
SIGN    Perfect day for an invasion...
[10:13] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[10:14] ---
    Huh?
[10:17] ---
    Let's walk home.
[10:19] ---
    O-Okay...
[10:22] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-san!
     Do you like shopping?
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:25] ---
    I've lived all my life in the country.
[10:28] ---
    That's why I've always fantasized
    about going shopping in the city.
[10:31] ---
    Really?
[10:32] ---
    I've been thinking...
    could you take me around with you?
[10:36] ---
    Please!
[10:37] ---
    I'm sorry...
[10:38] ---
    Huh?
[10:39] ---
    Those stupid frogs seem to be
    planning on something,
[10:42] ---
    so I have to stay vigilant.
[10:44] ---
    My brother and I take turns
    keeping them under surveillance.
[10:46] ---
    Oh...
[10:48] ---
    How about Dororo? Have you noticed
    anything strange about him lately?
[10:52] ---
    Hm... Not really.
[10:54] ---
    Well, that's a relief.
[10:56] ---
    I promise I'll take you
    around shopping next time. Bye.
[10:59] ---
    Okay!
[11:10] ---
    Will the flower of friendship
    bloom once again?
[11:14] ---
    Find out in the touching
    second half, right after this!
[11:23] ---
    The Hinata household is
    filled with a tense atmosphere.
[11:27] ---
    This is Summer.
    Come in, Winter. Winter!
[11:33] ---
    That voice!
[11:35] ---
    Sorry! They found me out!
[11:37] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:38] ---
    You're gonna be our pawn!
[11:42] ---
    Here, Lady Natsumi.
    Please lend us a hand!
[11:45] ---
    Huh? What the heck is this?
[11:46] ---
    They're seeds for our
[11:48] ---
    "Fill the Town with Flowers"
    Master Plan, ma'am!
[11:51] ---
    'Kay, I'm off now!
[11:53] ---
    They said they will
    commence the plan at midnight.
[11:57] ---
    What the heck are you thinking?
[11:58] ---
    Why would you want to help invaders?
[12:01] ---
    But...!
[12:13] ---
    You're running a bit late, Koyuki-dono.
[12:16] ---
    I had to use a longer route.
[12:19] ---
    Huh?
[12:21] ---
    Looks like your friends
    are trying to find you.
[12:25] ---
    Why don't you just tell them
    that you live here?
[12:28] ---
    I was lying in the street half-dead
[12:30] ---
    when you helped me
    without any reservations.
[12:33] ---
    I felt as though I had died once.
[12:36] ---
    That is why I've turned my back
    completely on my past.
[12:39] ---
    I have decided to devote my life
    to protecting your beautiful planet
[12:44] ---
    and upholding the peace.
[12:47] ---
    And for that purpose,
    I am ready to forget my comrades.
[12:53] ---
    Isn't it possible to uphold peace
    without giving up your comrades?
[13:03] ---
    Giroro-kun?
[13:04] ---
    Meet us at the park on
    Block 3 at midnight tonight.
[13:11] ---
    What could this mean?
[13:14] ---
    Everyone, come closer.
[13:18] ---
    This is an auspicious day indeed for us:
[13:21] ---
    the very first step taken by
    the Keroro platoon toward its goal!
[13:21] ---
    Isn't this amusing?
[13:25] ---
    I didn't expect I'd be meeting up
    with Fuyuki-kun so late at night!
[13:28] ---
    On behalf of my platoon,
    I would like to thank everyone...
[13:31] ---
    Shut up so we can start!
[13:32] ---
    Huh?
[13:33] ---
    Excuse me...
[13:35] ---
    Where's Fuyuki-kun?
[13:36] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    he and his sister aren't here yet.
[13:40] ---
    Even Saburo-senpai is letting himself
    be manipulated by those aliens.
[13:44] ---
    I think you're taking it all
     the wrong way.
[13:46] ---
    Let's go and join them.
[13:48] ---
    Don't do that!
[13:49] ---
    So? Where's Dororo,
    whose bright idea this was?
[13:53] ---
    Isn't he coming?
[13:55] ---
    What I want to know is
    whether Fuyuki will be here or not!
[13:59] ---
    Forgive us for being late!
[14:00] ---
    Huh?
[14:05] ---
    I would like to have
    some of those seeds.
[14:07] ---
    Dororo!
[14:10] ---
    So you did come!
    Your platoon leader is so happy, sir!
[14:16] ---
    Well, it looks like
    everyone's here now, so...
[14:19] ---
    Or, like, not left behind?
[14:22] ---
    We will now proceed to decorate
    the whole town with flowers!
[14:26] ---
    This will be a declaration of our victory.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah!
[14:31] ---
    Well then, let's split up
    and plant these flower seeds.
[14:35] ---
    Commence the operation!
[14:37] ---
    Ah...
[14:38] ---
    We've got to follow them!
[14:40] ---
    Oh, come on, Sis...
[14:46] ---
    We'll take care of the
    high ground, okay?
[15:04] ---
    Wow!
[15:05] ---
    It is amazing!
[15:18] ---
    Hm?
[15:28] ---
    I feel great, devoting myself
    to planting these seeds.
[15:35] ---
    When the flowers bloom
    tomorrow morning,
[15:36] ---
    everyone will be surprised!
[15:39] ---
    Then they'll be inspired
    to work hard all day long!
[15:44] ---
    I can hardly wait until tomorrow!
[15:48] ---
    There's been so much bad news
    on Pekopon lately.
[15:52] ---
    This is a small gift from
    the enlightened Keronians
[15:54] ---
    to the primitive Pekoponians.
[15:57] ---
    That's right.
[16:00] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[16:02] ---
    I'd like to do my part, too!
[16:07] ---
    You're late.
[16:09] ---
    I'm sorry, Sergeant.
[16:16] ---
    Since I was little, I haven't had
    a chance to play with girls my age.
[16:21] ---
    That's why, even now, I don't
    really know how to make friends.
[16:51] ---
    Finally, the long-awaited
    morning has come.
[16:54] ---
    The flowers will bloom real soon.
    I'll start the countdown!
[16:59] ---
    3... 2... 1!
[17:12] ---
    We did it!
[17:13] ---
    We did it, sir!
[17:30] ---
    Not bad.
[17:35] ---
    Mama, look!
    There are flowers everywhere!
[17:39] ---
    Why, yes! Don't they look beautiful?
[17:42] ---
    Yeah!
[17:43] ---
    Hey, look at this!
[17:45] ---
    These were the ones I planted myself!
[17:48] ---
    Huh?
[17:51] ---
    The flowers are disappearing
     one by one!
[17:53] ---
    I don't believe it!
    Or, like, major crisis?!
[17:57] ---
    What's going on out there?
[17:59] ---
    Let's go and find out, Sarge!
[18:01] ---
    Roger, sir!
[18:05] ---
    Huh? What happened?
[18:08] ---
    How can this be?
[18:09] ---
    They're gone! All the flowers are gone!
[18:14] ---
    The flowers... are gone...
[18:17] ---
    What went wrong, sir?
[18:19] ---
    Let's get rid of these, too!
[18:26] ---
    Huh?!
[18:27] ---
    This is the last one.
[18:29] ---
    Wait a minute, please!
[18:30] ---
    Huh?
[18:31] ---
    Are you throwing away those flowers?
[18:33] ---
    That's right!
[18:34] ---
    I wish I knew who did this
    without permission!
[18:38] ---
    We were called in
    to work on our day off.
[18:41] ---
    What?
[18:42] ---
    But...
[18:47] ---
    Wait a minute!
[18:50] ---
    I don't see why you have to
    throw them all away!
[18:53] ---
    Would it have been so wrong
    to leave some behind?
[18:56] ---
    Sis!
[18:58] ---
    Someone probably went
    to a lot of trouble to plant them.
[19:00] ---
    Won't you leave some of them for us?
[19:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[19:05] ---
    I don't exactly make the decisions here.
[19:08] ---
    Please wait.
[19:12] ---
    Momoka-chan?
[19:14] ---
    Go ahead, Paul.
[19:15] ---
    Right.
[19:16] ---
    The Nishizawa Group
    has acquired ownership
[19:19] ---
    of this truck and everything in it.
[19:21] ---
    What?
[19:30] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[19:31] ---
    We've decided to plant
[19:32] ---
    all these flowers on
    one of the company's islands.
[19:36] ---
    Really?
[19:37] ---
    Thank you!
[19:39] ---
    I-It's really nothing...
[19:41] ---
    Well, looks like their mission
    has been partially accomplished.
[19:44] ---
    It was an impractical proposal
    I put forward.
[19:47] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:48] ---
    Yeah! I had great fun!
[19:52] ---
    Tamama-kun...
[19:54] ---
    I didn't dislike this mission.
[19:57] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[19:58] ---
    I'm completely thrilled
    that we were able
[20:01] ---
    to accomplish something together!
[20:04] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[20:05] ---
    We're not just comrades,
    we're also friends!
[20:16] ---
    Good morning, Koyuki-chan!
[20:19] ---
    Hm?
[20:20] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[20:23] ---
    Do you have any plans after school?
[20:25] ---
    Huh?
[20:26] ---
    If you don't mind,
    would you go shopping with me?
[20:30] ---
    Really?
[20:35] ---
    Hurray! I'm so happy!
[20:38] ---
    I'm so glad for you as well,
     Koyuki-dono.
[20:41] ---
    Squeeze!
[20:42] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan...
[20:45] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    They didn't get all of them,
     after all. How nice!
[20:51] ---
    Yes, indeed.
[20:54] ---
    And so, with the many friendships
    that bloomed that day,
[20:57] ---
    the master plan
    brought love and emotional...
[21:01] ---
    Huh?!
[21:07] ---
    I can't believe what I'm seeing!
[21:08] ---
    Gigantic plants were discovered
    on a small island in the Pacific Ocean!
[21:14] ---
    Hey...
[21:16] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    I think I'll have to reconsider. - Dororo
[21:20] ---
    I think I'll have to reconsider.
[21:22] ---
    Natsumi-san...!
[21:24] ---
    Nooo! Somebody help me!
[21:29] ---
    Oh, dear... So much for
    the flower of friendship.
[21:32] ---
    That stupid frog!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    Hi, this is Koyuki. Unlike
    the village where I grew up,
[23:09] ---
    the city at night is as
    bright as day. What a shock!
[23:13] ---
    But if it's so bright, how do
    you sneak into another's house?
[23:17] ---
    It must be a pain
    to be an urban ninja.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
    Something unthinkable
[23:22] ---
    will happen to Lady Momoka
    in the next episode!
[23:24] ---
    "Momoka: The Dark Momoka
    Descends, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Dark Momoka:
    The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two thrilling episodes!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!