E95 - Natsumi: Giroro Falls? The Do-Or-Die Rescue Operation, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    Another peaceful day in the Hinata household.
[01:45] ---
    Oh, it's you, Natsumi.
[01:47] ---
    You look pretty bored.
[01:50] ---
    Our meeting went off-topic, as usual.
[01:53] ---
    I decided I'd had enough
    and came out here instead.
[01:55] ---
    Well, we've got some huge stuff that needs
    to be taken outside for throwing away...
[01:59] ---
    What?! Why do I have to do
    something like that?!
[02:02] ---
    Well, you're a freeloader, aren't you?
SIGN    Freeloader
[02:05] ---
    Okay, thanks!
[02:21] ---
    What?!
[02:27] ---
    Giroro!
[02:29] ---
    Natsumi! Stay back!
[02:30] ---
    Stay back!
[02:38] ---
    Giroro!
[02:43] ---
    Natsumi: Giroro Falls?
    The Do-or-Die Rescue Operation, Sir!
[02:49] ---
    Stupid frog, are you there?!
[02:57] ---
    I'll be back!
[03:00] ---
    Well? Well?
[03:02] ---
    I really think the Roboish one is better.
[03:04] ---
    I like this "trendy at the moment" one!
[03:08] ---
    Or, like, current zeitgeist?
[03:10] ---
    Oh? Lady Natsumi!
[03:12] ---
    What is a young lady like you
    doing here with her legs turned to jelly?
[03:16] ---
    They aren't jelly. What are you doing,
     anyway? That was dangerous!
[03:20] ---
    We're just deciding this year's spring and
    summer uniforms for the Keroro Platoon.
[03:26] ---
    But we cannot come to a group decision,
    due to differences in fashion sense.
[03:31] ---
    Which do you like the best, Lady Natsumi?
[03:34] ---
    Well... They're all best rejected, but...
[03:37] ---
    If I had to say...
[03:39] ---
    Natchi, wasn't there some
    other reason you came here?
[03:42] ---
    Oh, right! This isn't the time!
    We have to do something about Giroro!
[03:46] ---
    Gero?
[03:58] ---
    Th-This place...
[04:01] ---
    My body's... so dry...
[04:03] ---
    I have... no strength...
[04:16] ---
    Looks like you're awake.
[04:18] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[04:25] ---
    It's been a while, Giroro.
[04:27] ---
    How long have I waited for this moment...
[04:31] ---
    You... You're...!
[04:39] ---
    ...who again?
[04:41] ---
    How dare you!
[04:44] ---
    You don't remember me?!
SIGN    Not at all...
[04:46] ---
    Not at all...
[04:49] ---
    What humiliation...
[04:51] ---
    I have never forgotten what
    happened for a single instant!
[04:56] ---
    Then I shall remind you,
    whether you like it or not!
[04:58] ---
    It was... how many years ago, again?
[04:59] ---
    You did forget!
[05:02] ---
    It was the day of my very
    first date with my girlfriend.
[05:11] ---
    And the one who, by coincidence,
    walked across our path, was you!
[05:15] ---
    At that moment!
[05:28] ---
    Banana peel!
SIGN    Banana peel
[05:41] ---
    A banana peel...
[05:43] ---
    I almost slipped on that.
[05:45] ---
    Hmph, as if anyone is foolish
    enough to actually do that.
[05:47] ---
    Thanks to that, she dumped me...
[05:50] ---
    My life entered a twisted downward spiral!
[05:52] ---
    Now do you understand?!
    The depth of my hatred for you!
[05:56] ---
    Not in the least! I had essentially
    nothing to do with it!
[05:59] ---
    Shut up!
[06:01] ---
    All my days until today have been spent
    imagining the revenge I would take on you!
[06:07] ---
    And today, I will finally settle
    the grudge I formed that day!
[06:15] ---
    Gero... I can't believe Giroro of
    all people was abducted so easily...
[06:19] ---
    I estimate that we have quite a
    skilled enemy on our hands, ma'am.
[06:23] ---
    Anyway, we have to go rescue him!
[06:25] ---
    Easier said than done!
[06:27] ---
    We don't even know who abducted him!
[06:33] ---
    That's not a problem. They're live-streaming it
    over the space internet right now.
[06:38] ---
    You should see the comments.
[06:40] ---
    Click!
[06:41] ---
    Giroro!
[06:51] ---
    I'm going to subject you
    to all kinds of suffering,
[06:55] ---
    and show it to the entire universe!
[06:59] ---
    Unfortunately for you, this is desert terrain,
     which I know your kind hate!
[07:03] ---
    Dry air, and strong sunlight!
[07:06] ---
    You won't last long here.
[07:11] ---
    How cowardly!
[07:12] ---
    There is only one way for you
    to save yourself!
[07:15] ---
    In front of this live camera, you
    must surrender and apologize to me!
[07:19] ---
    I can not and will not,
    on my pride as a soldier!
[07:22] ---
    Then... you will dry out and die.
[07:31] ---
    This must be a Bitterling... They're
    famed for holding extreme grudges.
[07:34] ---
    Pretty unlucky to be targeted
    by one of them.
[07:36] ---
    We have to do something,
    or Giroro will be in trouble!
SIGN    30m 1h 15m
[07:39] ---
    Okay, my money's on one hour.
[07:41] ---
    I think he'll last 30 minutes.
[07:44] ---
    Don't forget, whoever loses
    is on toilet-cleaning duty!
[07:47] ---
    What are you guys doing?!
[07:50] ---
    Are you going to leave your comrade to die?
[07:52] ---
    Well, I'd love to go save him,
[07:55] ---
    but Giroro is being held in a desert region!
[07:58] ---
    We can't function effectively in that
    arid air and bright sunlight, ma'am!
[08:03] ---
    And Bitterlings are the opposite of us.
[08:06] ---
    They are strong where it is dry.
[08:09] ---
    We're going to need a heck of a plan
    for a rescue to be in the cards.
[08:15] ---
    Or, like, forsake comrade?
[08:17] ---
    We're not in a position
    to do anything about it.
[08:23] ---
    As the Keroro Platoon stood idly by,
[08:25] ---
    the cruel attacks on Giroro continued.
SIGN    Screeeeeeeeeeeee
[08:37] ---
    Had enough?! Are you suffering?!
[08:40] ---
    Stop it!
[08:43] ---
    A scorching scream machine!
[08:47] ---
    Round! Round!
[08:51] ---
    I'll spin it more!
    Get sick, get sick, throw up!
SIGN    Uramimasu
[08:58] ---
    And one hour of nonstop, strangely outdated,
    and not particularly funny solo stand-up!
[09:03] ---
    Guts! And turn!
[09:05] ---
    Stop it!
[09:09] ---
    And out-of-season ghost stories!
[09:14] ---
    Once upon a time...
[09:16] ---
    ...in a faraway place...
[09:18] ---
    ...an honest old man
    and an honest old woman...
[09:21] ---
    ...lived together peacefully...
[09:29] ---
    Wh-What horriifying attacks!
[09:32] ---
    It's only a matter of time until he breaks.
[09:34] ---
    Don't die, Mr. Corporal!
[09:39] ---
    I'll go!
[09:40] ---
    Huh?
[09:42] ---
    I can move more freely in
    arid areas than you all can!
[09:46] ---
    Take me to where Giroro is being held!
[09:53] ---
    You're quite resilient...
SIGN    Jabocani Notebook
    Giroro's Weaknesses Pt. 5
    Class 6-6
    Uramimasu
[09:55] ---
    I thought my investigations over the past five
    years had unearthed all of your weaknesses.
SIGN    The Pekoponian, Natsumi
    Weak to ghosts - scaredy-cat!
[10:02] ---
    The Pekoponian, Natsumi?
[10:06] ---
    Now, what was this, again...?
[10:10] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[10:17] ---
    Equipment all okay.
[10:19] ---
    Gero?!
[10:21] ---
    Why do I have to go too, ma'am?!
[10:24] ---
    That suit should cut off the light
     and heat from the sun,
[10:27] ---
    and retain a certain level of moisture,
    so it can even handle deserts with ease.
[10:31] ---
    He made it just the way
    you like it, Mr. Sergeant!
[10:34] ---
    You look so cool, Uncle!
[10:36] ---
    Or, like, regal looking?
[10:38] ---
    Ah, do I? Maybe I'll go, then.
[10:41] ---
    Use this "It always starts with rain" Gun.
[10:44] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    "It always starts with rain" Gun
[10:46] ---
    It collects minute amounts of
    moisture from the atmosphere,
[10:48] ---
    and allows you to attack with
    water even in arid regions.
[10:51] ---
    Bitterlings are weak against water
    and moisture, you see.
[10:55] ---
    So, a water gun, basically.
[10:57] ---
    I got you some "wheels," too.
[11:05] ---
    Ready to launch!
[11:07] ---
    Then off we go, sir!
[11:09] ---
    And now, a haiku!
[11:10] ---
    To the winter sky,
    For the sake of Giroro,
    Let's-la-go... something.
[11:22] ---
    To rescue the abducted Corporal Giroro,
[11:24] ---
    the Keroro Platoon and Natsumi-chan
    fly across the desert!
[11:27] ---
    Will they be able to save Corporal Giroro?
[11:33] ---
    A sandstorm?
[11:35] ---
    No... This is a powerful defense field
    that just looks like a sandstorm.
[11:40] ---
    It'll be impossible to break through
     in this transport craft.
[11:42] ---
    So what do we do, then?
[11:44] ---
    No choice but to use the air bike and
    enter through the gaps in the storm.
[11:49] ---
    Okay! Here we go!
[11:51] ---
    Take care!
[11:52] ---
    You're coming, too!
[11:54] ---
    I thought so...
[12:08] ---
    Well?! How d'you like the attack
    of socks worn for a week?!
[12:13] ---
    I... I can still...!
[12:14] ---
    Tch... this guy's too tough...
[12:18] ---
    Hm? What's going on?
[12:20] ---
    Intruder detected! Intruder detected!
[12:23] ---
    Display it.
[12:27] ---
    What's this? A Keronian and a Pekoponian.
[12:30] ---
    They came to save you, is that it?
[12:33] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[12:36] ---
    Hm? Natsumi...?
SIGN    The Pekoponian, Natsumi
[12:46] ---
    I see!
[12:48] ---
    So that's how it is...
[12:58] ---
    What's that?
[13:07] ---
    Gero?
[13:09] ---
    Hold it right there!
[13:17] ---
    Gosh, what was that for?!
[13:17] ---
    Ow!
[13:19] ---
    If you wish to pass through here, correctly answer my riddle!
[13:19] ---
    Ow! Ow!
[13:24] ---
    Huh? Riddle?
[13:26] ---
    I'll be back!
[13:28] ---
    Lady Natsumi, leave this to me!
[13:31] ---
    Huh? Are you good at riddles?
[13:33] ---
    Gero gerori!
SIGN    Space Riddle Championship
[13:35] ---
    I don't mean to brag,
    but I'm the 556th champion
[13:38] ---
    of the Space Riddle Championship!
[13:41] ---
    It'll be a piece of cake!
[13:43] ---
    Another surprising part of
    Sergeant Keroro's past revealed!
[13:46] ---
    Interesting. Then, without further delay.
SIGN    Shoe / Shoe
[13:49] ---
    Kutsu means shoe, but what
    kutsu's real name is Kutsu?
SIGN    Shoe
[13:55] ---
    Simplicity itself.
[13:57] ---
    Nagagutsu! (Wellington boots)
[14:00] ---
    Why?
SIGN    Real name is Kutsu
[14:01] ---
    Real name is Kutsu.
SIGN    Name is Kutsu
[14:03] ---
    Name is Kutsu.
SIGN    Na ga Kutsu
SIGN    Naga Kutsu
[14:04] ---
    Na ga Kutsu. (Name is Kutsu.)
SIGN    Nagagutsu
[14:07] ---
    Nagagutsu, sir!
[14:08] ---
    Huh...
[14:09] ---
    Bzzzt, wrong!
[14:11] ---
    What? Wrong?!
[14:13] ---
    The answer is...
[14:14] ---
    Akutsu-san!
SIGN    Akutsu Hideo Chick Sexer Kamiigusa, Suginami, Tokyo
SIGN    Akutsu-san
[14:19] ---
    Oh, good day. My name is Akutsu.
[14:21] ---
    Who the heck is Akutsu-san?!
[14:24] ---
    Never mind that. Incorrect.
[14:27] ---
    Gerooo!
[14:29] ---
    Geroriiin...
[14:31] ---
    Give up?
[14:33] ---
    No, that's all right. I'll answer next!
[14:35] ---
    Very well...
[14:37] ---
    What stands at the roadside with its face
    bright red and its mouth wide open?!
[14:45] ---
    Oh, that's easy! The answer is...
[14:47] ---
    I'm sure you are about to say
     "a postbox," but that is wrong.
[14:51] ---
    Huh? That's wrong?
[14:52] ---
    Tick tick tick tick...
    Answer quickly, or you will be out of time!
[14:57] ---
    Umm, oh, oh no...
[14:59] ---
    Something bright red... Something red...
[15:01] ---
    Something red... Something red...
[15:04] ---
    Not that!
[15:05] ---
    Or that!
[15:07] ---
    None of those!
[15:08] ---
    Giro giro giro...
[15:13] ---
    Giroro?
[15:15] ---
    Ding-ding-ding!
[15:16] ---
    Th-That's correct...
[15:18] ---
    What? No way...
[15:20] ---
    You may pass!
[15:24] ---
    Let's go, stupid frog.
[15:27] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[15:31] ---
    Gero? Lady Natsumi, look at that!
[15:38] ---
    Giroro!
[15:38] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[15:43] ---
    Hold on! I'll save you right now!
[15:45] ---
    Natsumi...
[15:46] ---
    Stay away, Natsumi! This is a trap!
[15:49] ---
    Stay away!
[15:53] ---
    Natsumi!
[15:57] ---
    That was close, ma'am!
[16:00] ---
    Like summer moths to a flame!
[16:03] ---
    Giroro's greatest weakness
    comes straight to me!
[16:07] ---
    Where is he?!
[16:08] ---
    I'll take care of that, ma'am!
    Keroro Goggles, on!
[16:15] ---
    He's on top of the gondola one,
     to the right of the top one!
[16:19] ---
    Okay!
[16:36] ---
    That was close, ma'am!
[16:38] ---
    Hey, you! Help me fight a little!
[16:41] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[16:42] ---
    Gero!
[16:44] ---
    Natsumi! Forget about me! Run!
[16:48] ---
    Where'd the stupid frog go?
[16:50] ---
    Whoa, that's dangerous, don't push!
[16:52] ---
    Hurry up and find him!
[16:54] ---
    Come on, hurry!
[16:56] ---
    Gero!
[16:58] ---
    Natsumi! Natsumi!
[17:02] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:03] ---
    Hey, you! Release Lady Natsumi, sir!
[17:06] ---
    Shut it!
[17:07] ---
    You can dry up over there!
[17:09] ---
    Gero?!
[17:10] ---
    Ahh, I'm drying out!
[17:15] ---
    Fields of flowers filled with
    butterflies... and worms...
[17:19] ---
    Stupid frog!
[17:21] ---
    You, Natsumi... Throw down your gun.
[17:23] ---
    Otherwise I'll put a hole
    in his head from here.
[17:27] ---
    Just so you know,
[17:28] ---
    I came fourth in the Bitter Shooting
    Competition for Working Adults.
[17:32] ---
    Now drop it!
[17:33] ---
    Don't, Natsumi!
[17:36] ---
    Fine.
[17:39] ---
    Goood.
[17:40] ---
    Now, Giroro!
[17:42] ---
    Now it's all up to you: will you submit
    and prostrate yourself before me, or not?!
[17:51] ---
    All right...
[17:53] ---
    Just let Natsumi go!
[17:56] ---
    What are you saying?!
[17:57] ---
    If you do that, what was the point of me
    coming all the way here in the first place?!
[18:01] ---
    Natsumi...
[18:03] ---
    If this was something you were
    willing to settle with an apology,
[18:06] ---
    you should have just done
    that in the first place!
[18:08] ---
    Why did I need to come all
    the way to this desert...
[18:12] ---
    We can't function effectively in that
    arid air and bright sunlight, ma'am!
[18:17] ---
    Oh, I know...
[18:21] ---
    Now, Giroro! You lose! Surrender!
[18:26] ---
    What's wrong?! Don't you care
    what happens to her?!
[18:37] ---
    I conced—
[18:38] ---
    You call yourself a man?!
[18:40] ---
    So all your tough talk was just bravado?!
[18:43] ---
    We came all this way to save you,
     with you in our minds!
[18:47] ---
    Shut up!
[18:48] ---
    But if you lose here...
[18:50] ---
    ...then how will I get back the dignity I lost
    by being forced to dress in this stupid get-up?!
[18:57] ---
    What?!
[18:57] ---
    Go get it, stupid frog!
[19:01] ---
    Gerooooo!
SIGN    Ge
[19:04] ---
    Ge! Ro! Ge! Ro! Ge!
SIGN    Ro
SIGN    Ge
SIGN    Ro
SIGN    Ge
[19:27] ---
    Giroro!
[19:28] ---
    What?!
[19:29] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:33] ---
    Get down!
[20:02] ---
    I've won!
[20:09] ---
    I-It can't be...
[20:11] ---
    How could I, who placed fourth in the Bitter
    Shooting Competition for Working Adults...
[20:16] ---
    How could I...
[20:19] ---
    Unluckily for you...
[20:21] ---
    ...in the Keron Army Invitational
    Shooting Tournament...
[20:24] ---
    ...I placed first.
[20:28] ---
    Giroro!
[20:32] ---
    Giroro, don't die!
[20:34] ---
    Giroro!
[20:36] ---
    I'm gonna die... Natsumi...
    You're killing me... You're killing me...!
[20:40] ---
    You were alive?
[20:41] ---
    Don't kill me off so easily.
[20:42] ---
    But you got shot...
[20:44] ---
    It just grazed me.
[20:45] ---
    I'm fine.
[20:47] ---
    Then... what about him?
[20:50] ---
    Passed out, that's all.
[20:51] ---
    But I doubt he'll be able
    to move for a while.
[20:55] ---
    Once a Bitterling fails at revenge,
[20:58] ---
    they have a habit of forgetting
    about the whole thing.
[21:01] ---
    I doubt he'll come after me
    for the time being.
[21:04] ---
    Thank goodness...
[21:05] ---
    I was super worried about you,
    you know!
[21:08] ---
    Hmph. You're free to worry,
[21:10] ---
    but I could have handled a weakling
    like him on my own at any time!
[21:13] ---
    As if...
[21:15] ---
    I heard all your screaming.
[21:18] ---
    Th-That... That was acting...
[21:20] ---
    Gosh, you're just so not cute.
[21:26] ---
    Gero?!
[21:27] ---
    We're going home, stupid frog.
[21:32] ---
    Giroro, get on the back.
[21:35] ---
    R-Right.
[21:37] ---
    My glasses... My glasses...
[21:46] ---
    Gero...
[21:47] ---
    Why do I have such a headache?
[21:52] ---
    I'm in your debt, Natsumi.
[21:55] ---
    Hey, Giroro?
[21:57] ---
    Cheer up.
[21:59] ---
    You're plenty strong.
[22:01] ---
    What?! I... I didn't ask for...
[22:04] ---
    Ah, and when we get back,
    take out that trash, okay?
[22:07] ---
    What?!
[22:09] ---
    Freeloader, remember?
[22:10] ---
    R-Right...
[22:12] ---
    One helps another.
    In that bosom dwells feeling;
    Perhaps it is love?
[22:16] ---
    Wouldn't that be nice, Corporal Giroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:52] ---
    It's Tamama.
[23:53] ---
    This event rolls around again this year!
[23:55] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, accept my feelings...
SIGN    Ah
[23:58] ---
    Freaking accept them already!
[24:01] ---
    Never mind that... Let's just keep an
    eye out for unsold stock this year.
[24:04] ---
    Nooo...
[24:05] ---
    "More Peach Summer Snow:
     Valentine Showdown, Sir!"
[24:09] ---
    "Keroro: Tales of the Unfortunate, Sir!"
[24:13] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!