E319 - Mois: Genius Hacker, Sir? / Kululu: Small Antique Clock, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:36] ---
    Huh? Is Mois-chan having computer trouble?
[01:40] ---
    What's wrong?
[01:42] ---
    I wanted to print out this photo
    of Uncle so badly
[01:45] ---
    that I hauled this printer out of
    the pile of junk in the basement.
[01:48] ---
    But it's so old that I
    don't know how to use it.
[01:51] ---
    Or, like, groping blindly?
[01:54] ---
    Why don't you have the stupid frog do it?
[01:55] ---
    It's a secret!
[01:57] ---
    It would be embarrassing if Uncle saw it!
SIGN    Together with Uncle
[02:01] ---
    Did you do this yourself?
[02:03] ---
    Yes!
[02:04] ---
    If it's a printer from the base, maybe you could
    look into it from a base computer.
[02:09] ---
    I see!
[02:10] ---
    I'll try to connect to it from here.
SIGN    Together with Uncle
[02:28] ---
    Huh?
[02:29] ---
    I got into a place I usually can't.
[02:32] ---
    Or, like, very bizarre?
[02:38] ---
    Mois: Genius Hacker, Sir?
[02:45] ---
    Has something happened?
[02:48] ---
    Seems some moron has hacked
    into the base network.
[02:51] ---
    I'll punish 'em.
[02:53] ---
    Click!
[03:05] ---
    The data is disappearing!
[03:09] ---
    Is it broken?
[03:15] ---
    Oh, no! Now the computer doesn't work at all!
[03:19] ---
    I don't think hitting it will solve anything.
[03:21] ---
    But-but...
[03:23] ---
    ...my precious photo!
[03:26] ---
    Maybe it was a virus?
[03:34] ---
    The computer's starting up again.
[03:40] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[03:41] ---
    Even though I deleted the data, it's back.
[03:44] ---
    Somebody has skills.
[03:45] ---
    Gero?
[03:47] ---
    The data is safe, too!
[03:49] ---
    Thank goodness it fixed itself!
[03:51] ---
    Or, like, undead healing?
[03:53] ---
    Good for you!
[03:54] ---
    Huh?
[03:55] ---
    Now I'm able to see all the data
    from the base's network.
[04:17] ---
    Apparently a pain in the butt computer virus
    has broken into the base.
[04:21] ---
    It may be the work of an enemy alien.
[04:23] ---
    It's probably feeding off the system
    from somewhere, so search carefully.
[04:27] ---
    A virus would be in a place like this?
[04:30] ---
    Yeah. And because of it,
[04:32] ---
    all of our personal data may be leaked.
[04:37] ---
    Personal data...
[04:39] ---
    My hidden Gundam model warehouse...
[04:41] ---
    A list of their weaknesses...
[04:43] ---
    A test with a zero score, and much more...
[04:45] ---
    If all that is made public...
[04:47] ---
    Instructions for the printer
[04:49] ---
    should be somewhere in all this base data.
[04:52] ---
    I'll search every nook and cranny!
[04:56] ---
    What's this?
[04:57] ---
    The personal data on one of us
    has just been opened.
[04:59] ---
    Gulp!
[05:00] ---
    "Plan 1: for the sake of
    becoming platoon number 2?"
[05:04] ---
    "Giroro has a crush on a Pekoponian
    and a self-destructive streak."
[05:08] ---
    "Dororo never had much of a presence."
[05:10] ---
    That's cruel!
[05:11] ---
    "The problematic Kululu..."
[05:13] ---
    I can explain! I can explain!
[05:15] ---
    Tamama-kun...
[05:16] ---
    I read your personal data...
[05:18] ---
    I'm sorry!
[05:20] ---
    Don't look at any more!
[05:22] ---
    Idiot...
[05:23] ---
    "A minefield roars with
    the sound of an explosion.
[05:26] ---
    Our sweet steps dodge bullets."
[05:28] ---
    Wha...?!
[05:29] ---
    "My love is a parachute."
[05:32] ---
    What is this? Whose personal data is it?
[05:34] ---
    Don't read any more!
[05:38] ---
    Stop it!
[05:39] ---
    Is that the virus?!
[05:41] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[05:48] ---
    There it is! The virus!
[05:51] ---
    How dare you uncover my secrets?!
[05:53] ---
    How dare you uncover my poem?!
[05:55] ---
    Stop right there!
[05:57] ---
    Everyone, calm down and anticipate
    the enemy's movements!
[06:03] ---
    Concentrate.
[06:06] ---
    "Top Secret Statistical Record.
SIGN    Twitch
[06:08] ---
    Number of times Keroro-kun
    has ignored me, up to last year: 6,235."
SIGN    Twitch
[06:14] ---
    This is great personal data, too!
[06:17] ---
    So mean!
[06:18] ---
    And 6,235 times!
[06:21] ---
    There's nothing wrong with poems!
[06:22] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[06:23] ---
    I'm number one!
[06:24] ---
    This is more of a pain than the virus.
[06:28] ---
    This is a battle to protect
    something precious.
[06:32] ---
    The existence of the platoon,
    comrades, and Gundam models...
[06:36] ---
    And Gundam models...
     And Gundam models...
[06:40] ---
    No, it's a battle for myself!
[06:43] ---
    Gundam Hammer!
[06:52] ---
    Do not ignore me!
[06:54] ---
    What's wrong with poems?!
[06:58] ---
    Gundam models!
[07:00] ---
    Don't ignore me!
[07:00] ---
    Hey, you guys are
    gonna destroy the base like that.
[07:01] ---
    I'm number one!
[07:05] ---
    Huh? Mr. Sergeant?
[07:06] ---
    Huh?
[07:07] ---
    Keroro?!
[07:08] ---
    Everyone! This is...
[07:11] ---
    I'm going to completely annihilate the virus.
[07:14] ---
    Everyone, prepare for impact!
[07:16] ---
    What are you gonna do?
[07:17] ---
    Countdown 3-2-1...
[07:18] ---
    Hey!
[07:22] ---
    The virus is eliminated.
[07:29] ---
    A strange bug flew off the back of
    your computer, Mois-chan.
[07:32] ---
    Is that the virus?
[07:36] ---
    If that gets to the base, it'll wreak havoc!
[07:38] ---
    Or, like, crisis matter?
[07:47] ---
    Zapping us along with the virus was rotten!
SIGN    Warning
[07:54] ---
    Gero! Again, sir?!
[07:56] ---
    At this rate, the whole base...
[07:58] ---
    ...will be hijacked!
[08:00] ---
    Kululu!
[08:02] ---
    This is bad.
[08:04] ---
    A data leak is the least of our worries.
[08:06] ---
    Somebody is hacking the
    entire Intergalactic Net.
[08:11] ---
    Uncle!
[08:12] ---
    Lady Mois!
[08:14] ---
    A strange bug flew down here
    from my computer!
[08:17] ---
    Bug, you say?
[08:19] ---
    Little bugger...
[08:20] ---
    One's still alive?!
[08:23] ---
    Then it's all this wench's fault?!
[08:25] ---
    I... I'm sorry...
[08:27] ---
    Tamama, that's too harsh.
[08:37] ---
    All right, Virus-kun...
[08:39] ---
    I'm gonna get serious, too.
[08:42] ---
    What's this?
[08:44] ---
    The Bureau of Space Weapons Development...
[08:46] ---
    The Bureau of Interstellar Control...
[08:48] ---
    Uh oh. The Keron Army's top secret
    star system destruction research facility?
[08:54] ---
    If this thing strikes those facilities,
    a galaxy or two
[08:57] ---
    will be blown to smithereens!
[08:58] ---
    You're cool, but who are you?
SIGN    Activated
[09:02] ---
    Crap!
SIGN    Activated
[09:03] ---
    What's wrong, Kululu?!
[09:05] ---
    Sorry. It got the jump on me.
[09:07] ---
    Don't tell me...
[09:14] ---
    Destroyer cannon activated.
[09:17] ---
    The Keron army's top secret
     star system destroyer cannon...
[09:21] ---
    The virus activated it.
[09:23] ---
    And it's aiming at Pekopon.
[09:26] ---
    Can it be stopped?!
[09:28] ---
    Impossible.
[09:29] ---
    No...
[09:32] ---
    Mois-chan?
[09:37] ---
    Lady Mois...
[09:38] ---
    I'll stop it!
[09:40] ---
    Lady Mois!
[09:47] ---
    Ready to fire.
[09:51] ---
    10...
[09:53] ---
    9...
[09:54] ---
    8...
[09:56] ---
    7...
[09:57] ---
    6...
[09:58] ---
    5...
[10:00] ---
    4...
[10:01] ---
    3...
[10:02] ---
    I'll stop it!
[10:03] ---
    2...
[10:03] ---
    Lady Mois!
[10:04] ---
    1...
[10:04] ---
    I'll stop it!
[10:17] ---
    Here it comes!
[10:18] ---
    Lady Mois!
[10:22] ---
    Here I go!
SIGN    Armageddon
[10:28] ---
    Armageddon!
[10:48] ---
    That's...
SIGN    Together with Uncle
[10:53] ---
    Mois-chan's photo!
[10:55] ---
    It printed it out!
[10:57] ---
    That woman!
[11:19] ---
    Computer viruses from a long time ago
[11:21] ---
    had a sense of humor and just did stuff
[11:24] ---
    like send prank messages.
[11:28] ---
    This is unforgivable!
SIGN    Together with Uncle
[11:30] ---
    It looks like the photo printed out
    beautifully, huh, Mois-chan?
[11:36] ---
    Or, like, really grateful?
[11:43] ---
    A tremendous number of deliveries are made
     back and forth in the vastness of space.
[11:47] ---
    Among them is this one.
[11:50] ---
    So this was delivered.
[11:52] ---
    A space delivery!
[11:53] ---
    It must be for Sarge.
[11:55] ---
    Space Delivery Association,
[11:57] ---
    Destination Unknown Package
    Investigation Selection Section?
[12:01] ---
    It seems to have been passed around a lot.
[12:04] ---
    This was first sent out 2,000 years ago!
[12:07] ---
    Um...
[12:09] ---
    "The intended recipient of
    this package is unknown.
[12:11] ---
    You have been selected to
    receive package number 4,907.
[12:16] ---
    Please accept it."
[12:18] ---
    A package from thousands
    of years ago! How exciting!
[12:23] ---
    All right!
[12:24] ---
    I'll take this package!
[12:38] ---
    Kululu: Small Antique Clock, Sir!
[12:45] ---
    Oh...
[12:46] ---
    It's a rickety old clock.
[12:49] ---
    It is just a piece of junk.
[13:09] ---
    I-It transformed!
[13:12] ---
    I slept very well.
[13:14] ---
    It talked!
[13:15] ---
    Nice to meet you, everyone!
[13:17] ---
    I am a Kachuri mechanical droid clock.
[13:21] ---
    Huh?
[13:23] ---
    What's my name again?
[13:25] ---
    This is no good.
[13:26] ---
    I can't access my memory!
[13:27] ---
    Who am I?!
[13:28] ---
    Where am I?!
[13:29] ---
    What time is it?
[13:32] ---
    I never imagined a clock
    would ask me the time...
[13:34] ---
    It really is a piece of junk.
[13:36] ---
    What?!
[13:37] ---
    But transforming is cool!
[13:41] ---
    And that emblem is totally cool, too.
[13:46] ---
    Gero!
[13:50] ---
    I've never heard of Kachuri.
[13:53] ---
    Please do something, Kululu-kun!
[13:56] ---
    Gurong... Is that its name?
[14:03] ---
    Which Stone Age culture is this from?
[14:05] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:07] ---
    Sheesh. That thing's too analog
    for our day and age.
[14:12] ---
    But you can fix it, right?
[14:14] ---
    Who knows?
[14:15] ---
    There's not even a shred of info
    about it on the net.
[14:18] ---
    I neither have any Stone Age specialty tools,
     nor am I especially interested.
[14:22] ---
    Gero...
[14:24] ---
    See you.
[14:26] ---
    Where are you going?
[14:28] ---
    How embarrassing...
[14:31] ---
    What is?
[14:34] ---
    Not even a shred of information...
[14:36] ---
    I've lost everything.
[14:39] ---
    My hometown, my comrades, my memories...
[14:42] ---
    Master Gurong...
[14:44] ---
    I've just gotten too old.
[14:48] ---
    Master Gurong, you should rest for a while.
[14:52] ---
    I suppose.
[14:53] ---
    Well, by your leave, I will do just that.
[15:16] ---
    Huh. The old man is still in one piece.
[15:20] ---
    I'm not that old.
[15:23] ---
    By the way, I found this
    at a black market auction.
[15:27] ---
    Gero?
[15:30] ---
    What is it?
[15:31] ---
    That's...
[15:33] ---
    That's Tiruk, a nurse robot.
[15:35] ---
    You remember it?
[15:36] ---
    That nurse robot is able to
    fix all of us Kachuri robots.
[15:40] ---
    So if we get that nurse robot
    from the auction, she can fix you?
[15:47] ---
    But to take part in it,
[15:49] ---
    I hear specialty currency
    called Dark Gold is necessary.
[15:52] ---
    There are a lot of enthusiasts in the black market,
    so I've sold plenty of goods.
[15:57] ---
    Goods?
[15:59] ---
    Wha...?!
[16:00] ---
    Those are all Lady Natsumi's things!
[16:02] ---
    Y-You son of a...
[16:05] ---
    I thought I'd been losing things recently...
[16:09] ---
    You perverted curry frog!
[16:14] ---
    Well, if it's to help someone...
    for today only...
[16:18] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[16:20] ---
    Master Gurong, put your mind at ease.
[16:23] ---
    I am grateful to you.
[16:25] ---
    Auction entry start.
[16:28] ---
    Sink all the gold you have into it.
[16:31] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Kululu: Speculative Dealing Version
[16:34] ---
    Kululu: Speculative Dealing Version.
[16:37] ---
    Just then,
[16:38] ---
    Kululu's eyes clearly saw the forms
    of the rivals he had to battle.
[16:45] ---
    That guy again!
[16:46] ---
    He raises the price every minute, huh?
[16:49] ---
    What's he trying to do?
[16:51] ---
    Inviting us.
[16:53] ---
    Two out of the four bidders
    have already given up.
[16:56] ---
    In effect, it's single combat
    between that guy and Kululu.
[17:02] ---
    Kululu hasn't made his move yet.
[17:05] ---
    Two minutes left.
[17:09] ---
    Now there are two of them.
[17:10] ---
    He's still bidding a lot more than you.
[17:12] ---
    Hey!
[17:13] ---
    Not yet, Kululu?!
[17:15] ---
    Perverted curry!
[17:18] ---
    The other guy's bidding even more!
[17:20] ---
    Grrr!
[17:26] ---
    I've gotta do this!
[17:26] ---
    Hey, idiot!
[17:29] ---
    Hard bargain! Hard bargain! Hard bargain!
    Hard bargain! Hard bargain! Hard bargain!
[17:29] ---
    Keroro entered the competition.
[17:31] ---
    But he soon ran out of gold.
[17:35] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[17:37] ---
    You used all of it.
[17:38] ---
    I messed up.
[17:40] ---
    But this guarantees we'll win it.
[17:43] ---
    One minute left.
[17:47] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:48] ---
    I-It's okay.
[17:50] ---
    Uh-oh!
[17:55] ---
    That means...
[17:57] ---
    We lost.
[17:57] ---
    See you later...
[17:59] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:01] ---
    This is as far as we go...
[18:08] ---
    Kululu kept his silence,
[18:10] ---
    and at last, he moved.
SIGN    Buzz...
[18:13] ---
    Buzz!
SIGN    Buzz...
[18:14] ---
    Buzz...
SIGN    Buzz...
[18:14] ---
    Buzz!
[18:20] ---
    What the heck are you doing?!
[18:21] ---
    It does not mean anything!
[18:23] ---
    30 seconds left.
[18:25] ---
    Buzz?
[18:27] ---
    Kululu's gold is increasing!
[18:29] ---
    What?!
[18:32] ---
    He came up from behind!
[18:35] ---
    I don't know how, but yahoo!
[18:37] ---
    The automatic order is complete.
[18:40] ---
    Automatic order?
[18:41] ---
    I see...
[18:42] ---
    He knew it was going to work out
    like this from the start.
[18:45] ---
    Kululu's instincts are right on.
[18:47] ---
    Kululu bet on this timing, with his opponent
    relaxing, feeling secure about a win,
[18:50] ---
    while he entered
    "automatic order" beforehand.
[18:53] ---
    However...
[18:55] ---
    Buzz!
[18:56] ---
    Don't tell me the other guy
    still has gold left?
[19:01] ---
    Ten seconds left.
[19:03] ---
    Five seconds left.
[19:04] ---
    Four.
[19:05] ---
    Three.
[19:06] ---
    Two.
[19:07] ---
    One.
[19:07] ---
    Hurry!
[19:13] ---
    Eagle Head-san has the winning bid.
[19:18] ---
    Well, that's too bad, huh, Kululu?
[19:22] ---
    Yellow turned into white ash!
[19:25] ---
    Master Gurong...
[19:26] ---
    I apologize for being unable to help you!
[19:30] ---
    Would you...
[19:31] ---
    Would you put me up for sale?!
[19:35] ---
    You mean...
[19:36] ---
    I see.
[19:38] ---
    Certainly, if that guy gets the winning bid,
[19:40] ---
    he may be able to meet the nurse robot.
[19:42] ---
    But I wonder if he'll buy it...
[19:45] ---
    I'll try talking to him.
[19:47] ---
    A junk collector like that
[19:49] ---
    might buy you, old man.
[19:51] ---
    I apologize.
[19:52] ---
    I'm not interested in junk
    I can't fix, anyway.
[19:56] ---
    There's his response.
[20:00] ---
    He said okay!
[20:03] ---
    I'm grateful for everything
    you've done for me.
[20:06] ---
    I just hope you get fixed up.
[20:08] ---
    Oh, that's right...
[20:10] ---
    Would you keep this?
[20:14] ---
    Instead of spending the rest of my days
    as a package in space,
[20:16] ---
    being touched and cared for like this
[20:20] ---
    makes me feel that I would be
    satisfied even if this
[20:23] ---
    were the final destination of my journey.
[20:27] ---
    I might sell it.
[20:29] ---
    Do what you like with it.
[20:35] ---
    Farewell.
[20:37] ---
    Take care.
[20:38] ---
    Give our best wishes to the nurse robot.
SIGN    Several Months Later
[20:49] ---
    And several months later...
SIGN    What?!
SIGN    Galaxy News
[20:53] ---
    Galaxy News.
[20:56] ---
    A legendary giant robot that was revived
    in a remote planetary system
[20:59] ---
    brought an end to a war that had
    been going on for 2,000 years.
[21:03] ---
    That emblem!
[21:04] ---
    The giant robot's core unit
[21:07] ---
    was discovered after 2,000 years.
[21:11] ---
    He made it!
[21:13] ---
    Gero...
[21:15] ---
    That's great!
[21:18] ---
    Excuse me, Kululu?!
[21:19] ---
    Hey!
[21:21] ---
    Don't you feel anything after seeing this?!
[21:23] ---
    Sarge!
[21:26] ---
    A postcard came!
SIGN    We're Together
[21:29] ---
    Oh, my!
[21:30] ---
    That's...
[21:31] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    We're Together
[21:36] ---
    Well, maybe I'll look for interesting info...
[21:42] ---
    Deliveries are made throughout
    the vastness of space.
[21:45] ---
    Among them, it's nice to have
    a delivery like this, isn't it?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    Today I'm invading all of the dustballs in
    the Hinata house with a vacuum cleaner again!
[23:27] ---
    I'm invading the laundry!
[23:28] ---
    I'm invading black bathtub mold, the
    supermarket's bargain sale, and all that stuff!
[23:32] ---
    That aside...
[23:33] ---
    ...the invasion of Pekopon...
[23:35] ---
    ...hasn't been done yet.
[23:37] ---
    "Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!