E241 - 556: I Can't Say Right Now, Sir! / Keroro: The Vacuum Cleaner Forever, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:48] ---
    Isn't that great, Brother?!
[01:51] ---
    Digital remaster...
[01:57] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:59] ---
    My brother will be phoning you. I'm sorry!
[02:04] ---
    Phoning?
SIGN    Dedicated 556
[02:08] ---
    Dedicated 556 Hotline!
SIGN    Hotline
[02:12] ---
    Yes? Kerokero?
[02:14] ---
    Listen up, Keroro.
[02:16] ---
    I want you to lend me your power!
[02:18] ---
    Come here first thing tomorrow morning!
    Mention this to no one!
[02:22] ---
    Also, this phone will
    automatically self-destruct!
[02:32] ---
    556: I Can't Say Right Now, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    My point is...
[02:39] ---
    ...if you're going to send Lavie over,
    there's no point in phoning, now, is there?!
[02:43] ---
    Geez!
[02:44] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[02:46] ---
    Important communications use a
    hotline! That is just how it is!
[02:49] ---
    Yeah, yeah...
[02:51] ---
    So, what am I meant to do, exactly?
[02:56] ---
    Gero!
[02:57] ---
    Lavie! Move to level 1
    counter-espionage readiness!
[03:01] ---
    Yes, Brother!
[03:09] ---
    Gero... pitch black?!
[03:11] ---
    The lights! Turn on the lights, sir!
[03:14] ---
    Gero!
[03:15] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
    Our electricity is cut off right now...
[03:19] ---
    I... I see.
[03:20] ---
    Listen up, Keroro!
[03:21] ---
    There is somewhere that
    Lavie and I have to go very soon!
[03:25] ---
    A part-time job?
[03:27] ---
    No. It is for the sake of
    a certain objective.
[03:29] ---
    A... A certain objective.
[03:32] ---
    I can't say right now.
SIGN    I can't say right now
[03:38] ---
    And what do you want me to do?
[03:41] ---
    I want you to secretly
    protect us from enemies.
[03:44] ---
    Please... please...
[03:46] ---
    Who's the enemy?
[03:49] ---
    I can't say right now.
SIGN    I can't say right now
[03:52] ---
    What?
[03:54] ---
    So, uh...
[03:56] ---
    I don't know where we're going
    or what kind of enemy it is.
[04:00] ---
    How am I supposed to protect you?
[04:01] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[04:05] ---
    Just do it, Keroro!
[04:11] ---
    Lavie! Incoming!
[04:13] ---
    Yes, Brother!
[04:17] ---
    Huh? The enemy? What?
[04:18] ---
    Wait! What's going on?!
[04:20] ---
    Where? Where are they?!
[04:22] ---
    Hey! Gero!
[04:28] ---
    That was close, Lavie.
[04:31] ---
    Yes, Brother.
[04:32] ---
    Hold on! What do you mean,
    that was close? Was that the enemy?
[04:36] ---
    It was just some chic chick passing by!
[04:40] ---
    Naive thinking, Keroro!
[04:41] ---
    Gero...
[04:42] ---
    "Just some chic chick."
[04:44] ---
    Making you think that is their MO!
SIGN    MO
[04:51] ---
    Like I said... who's "they"?
[04:56] ---
    I can't say right now.
SIGN    I can't say right now
SIGN    Planned Site
    Real Estate
[05:04] ---
    Uhh...
[05:05] ---
    They're just elementary schoolers.
    Do you really need to be so on edge?
[05:08] ---
    Naive, Keroro.
[05:10] ---
    That kind of thinking leaves you open!
[05:17] ---
    Isn't this just making you stand out more?
[05:20] ---
    Gero? Master Fuyuki and Lady Momoka!
[05:22] ---
    Welcome back, s—
[05:24] ---
    No! This is to be kept secret from
    everyone, even close acquaintances!
[05:28] ---
    What secret? We're just walking around!
[05:32] ---
    Are we really?
[05:41] ---
    There you are!
[05:43] ---
    Uwa!
[05:44] ---
    You have finally shown yourself,
    you suspicious-looking fellow!
[05:47] ---
    You're the suspicious one!
[05:49] ---
    556! It's okay, sir.
[05:52] ---
    This is just Lady Momoka's bodyguard, uhh...
[05:55] ---
    What was your name again?
SIGN    Yoshiokadaira
[05:57] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[05:58] ---
    Ah! Yoshio Kadaira-san!
[06:04] ---
    In any case... he must be defeated!
[06:07] ---
    556 Kick!
SIGN    556 Kick
[06:10] ---
    556 Punch!
SIGN    556 Punch
[06:15] ---
    You won't get away!
[06:17] ---
    556... SPIRAL KICK!
SIGN    Spiral Kick
[06:26] ---
    Wow. Yoshio-san flies pretty far.
SIGN    Nishizawa Tower
SIGN    Nishizawa Command Room
[06:31] ---
    Milady Momoka's bodyguard unit has
    encountered an enemy on the return from school!
[06:34] ---
    Intercept immediately!
[06:38] ---
    Keroro! We'll leave this area to you!
[06:41] ---
    I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[06:45] ---
    Gero!
[06:47] ---
    Why me?!
[06:54] ---
    Mission complete.
[07:03] ---
    Well, Keroro?!
[07:04] ---
    Now do you understand that
    we're being targeted?!
[07:07] ---
    Yes...
[07:09] ---
    Come on, 556.
[07:11] ---
    It's about time you told me, sir.
[07:13] ---
    Tell me where we're going and why.
SIGN    I can't say right now
[07:16] ---
    I can't say right now.
[07:18] ---
    Brother... It might be better
    if we told Keroro-san.
[07:21] ---
    Yeah! Seeing as how I almost died!
[07:25] ---
    Then I'll tell you.
    We are heading to the bank.
[07:28] ---
    The bank? You can just go there normally.
[07:31] ---
    No... Just as you have seen
    many times now...
[07:34] ---
    ...we are being targeted.
[07:36] ---
    Look...
[07:38] ---
    I really can't imagine that
    they actually are.
[07:40] ---
    Sorry. I can't say right now!
SIGN    I can't say right now
[07:42] ---
    All right! Fine! Hmph!
[07:44] ---
    You can either trust me
    and tell me everything,
[07:47] ---
    or I will drop out here.
    It's going to be one or the other, sir.
[07:51] ---
    So?! What will you do, 556?!
[07:54] ---
    Brother! Tell Keroro-san about it!
[07:57] ---
    The truth is...
[07:59] ---
    ...the single lottery ticket that Lavie
    received while working her part-time job...
[08:02] ---
    She won?!
[08:04] ---
    Exactly!
[08:05] ---
    We'll be getting our hands on big money!
[08:08] ---
    In other words!
    As long as evil exists in this world,
[08:11] ---
    there is no other way for us
    than to be targeted for attack!
[08:14] ---
    Brother, I'm scared...
[08:17] ---
    It's okay! I am with you!
[08:19] ---
    As is Keroro!
[08:21] ---
    They won... They won...
[08:22] ---
    H-Hey, 556-kun...
    we're best friends, right?
SIGN    Hand of Desire
[08:28] ---
    The hand of desire!
[08:30] ---
    Of course!
[08:31] ---
    I... I am doing this for the sake
    of a friend, you understand,
[08:35] ---
    and absolutely not because I'm
    expecting any kind of thanks, sir.
[08:39] ---
    Ah, thank goodness.
[08:40] ---
    Of course, I understand!
[08:42] ---
    Isn't that great, Brother?
[08:45] ---
    And so, 556, Lavie, and Keroro headed to the
    city bank to collect the lottery winnings!
SIGN    Collecting Winnings
SIGN    Konno Bath
[08:57] ---
    556! Don't drop your guard
     if you want that big money, sir!
[09:03] ---
    Right back at you, Keroro!
[09:06] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    Konno Bath
[09:08] ---
    I... I saw nothing.
[09:10] ---
    Keroro! Distance to destination?
[09:13] ---
    Somewhere between 300 and 500 m,
    I suppose, sir.
[09:17] ---
    What?! Then we are almost there!
[09:19] ---
    No... This will be where things
    really get difficult, sir.
[09:22] ---
    The bank is located in Inner-Tokyo's
    busy shopping district!
[09:26] ---
    Who knows what might happen, sir?
[09:30] ---
    I expected no less from a pro soldier!
[09:32] ---
    Don't flatter me, 556.
[09:34] ---
    Anyway,
[09:36] ---
    it will be a bad idea to approach
    the bank in this vulnerable state.
SIGN    Gluten 556 Stores
SIGN    Gluten
[09:41] ---
    For gluten, come to 556 Stores!
[09:44] ---
    It's perfect for feeding to carp!
[09:48] ---
    Try putting it in soups! It's delicious!
[09:51] ---
    Gero. If we stand out this much, the
    enemy won't be able to make a move, sir!
SIGN    Yo Bank
[09:55] ---
    We're here, sir!
[09:57] ---
    Now, Keroro, Lavie!
SIGN    Gluten
[09:59] ---
    Yeah!
[10:00] ---
    Yes, brother!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Lottery Ticket
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Bank Shopping District
SIGN    Current Time: 3:05
[10:07] ---
    Current time: 3:05. Bank: Closed.
SIGN    Closed for Today
[10:10] ---
    Gero... it closed?
[10:13] ---
    What will we do, Brother?!
SIGN    Drug Store Convenience
[10:17] ---
    Why don't you just go to the ATM?
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Bank
[10:19] ---
    No!
[10:21] ---
    We are here to collect lottery winnings!
[10:25] ---
    Don't tell her that!
SIGN    Drug Store
[10:27] ---
    You can just collect them over there.
SIGN    Lottery
[10:30] ---
    What?!
[10:31] ---
    Lottery retailer.
[10:33] ---
    I... I can just go there?
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Lottery Ticket
[10:38] ---
    Prize money, please!
[10:40] ---
    Nooo! You can't just hand it over
    so carelessly!
SIGN    Lottery
[10:43] ---
    And high-value prizes have to be
    redeemed at the ban—
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Lottery Ticket
[10:46] ---
    Okay. Seventh prize.
SIGN    7th prize?
[10:49] ---
    Look at that! 500 yen! What a leap up
    from a 100 yen coin! That's big money!
SIGN    Lottery
[10:56] ---
    Isn't that great, Brother?
[10:59] ---
    Well... even 500 yen is a lot, I suppose!
[11:04] ---
    Now, Keroro... eat! No need to hold back!
SIGN    Miso soup
[11:07] ---
    We'll split the prize money with you!
SIGN    Rice
SIGN    Beef Plate
[11:12] ---
    How's it taste, Keroro?!
SIGN    I can't say
[11:14] ---
    I can't say right now, sir...
SIGN    right now
[11:25] ---
    One morning.
[11:34] ---
    Cleaning the old way by scattering used
    tea leaves and sweeping them up...
[11:37] ---
    ...is quite bracing, isn't it?
[11:40] ---
    Wait... I haven't seen this guy before.
[11:47] ---
    Keroro: The Vacuum Cleaner Forever, Sir!
[11:53] ---
    U-Umm... Who are you?
[11:58] ---
    Sucker.
[11:59] ---
    Suck Er-san?
SIGN    Suck Er
[12:02] ---
    Suck Er... Sucker...
SIGN    Sucker
[12:06] ---
    Wait, are you Sucker,
     the vacuum cleaner?!
[12:10] ---
    Yes! Yes I am!
[12:15] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[12:16] ---
    How's that for you, sir? The astonishing
    scientific power of our Keron Army!
[12:20] ---
    We have successfully turned Sucker,
    a mere machine, into a Pekoponian, sir!
SIGN    Machine -> Pekoponian Diagram of Scientific Prowess
[12:26] ---
    Or, like, proven results?
[12:29] ---
    This "Live hidden in the darkness"
    Gun I invented
[12:33] ---
    is a real wonder weapon that
    can turn machines into humans.
[12:42] ---
    "I want to be human NOW!"
[12:45] ---
    I'm Sucker!
[12:47] ---
    So, what we're gonna do is,
[12:49] ---
    we'll turn all the machines around us
    into Pekoponians one after another,
[12:52] ---
    and make them soldiers
    of our Keron Army, sir!
[12:54] ---
    Or, like, produce en-masse?
[12:58] ---
    So you were scattering tea leaves
    in order to avoid dust.
[13:02] ---
    Incidentally, in place of tea leaves,
[13:03] ---
    it also works to wet some
    newspaper and lay that down.
[13:08] ---
    A vaccuum cleaner is cleaning with a broom...
SIGN    Former Vacuum Cleaner
[13:16] ---
    I'm glad I could become human.
[13:19] ---
    Now I do all the cleaning I want, by myself!
[13:22] ---
    I couldn't do this if I were
    still a vacuum cleaner!
[13:25] ---
    So even vacuum cleaners
    have dissatisfactions.
[13:28] ---
    Still, turning the vacuum cleaner
     into a human...
[13:32] ---
    That stupid frog...
    what is he planning this time?
[13:35] ---
    Isn't it so he doesn't have
    to do his cleaning duty?
[13:39] ---
    There's no way he'd stop at that.
[13:42] ---
    Gero gero gero gerorincho.
[13:45] ---
    Precisely, ma'am!
[13:46] ---
    Sarge!
[13:47] ---
    Stupid frog!
[13:48] ---
    We'll turn all the machines
    around us into Pekoponians,
[13:51] ---
    and make them fight as soldiers
    for our Keron Corps!
[13:54] ---
    It's an invasion operation
    of epic scale, ma'am!
[13:57] ---
    There! And the other machines, too!
[14:00] ---
    Stop it!
[14:14] ---
    Awwww!
[14:15] ---
    Now I can't watch TV...
[14:17] ---
    Ahhh! I still hadn't done the laundry!
[14:20] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[14:22] ---
    Even off the battlefield, if you die,
    no one will pick up your washing!
[14:26] ---
    Turn them back to normal right now!
[14:28] ---
    No! Nonononono!
[14:31] ---
    And land.
[14:32] ---
    You...!
[14:33] ---
    Gero?
[14:34] ---
    Ooh! Get her, Sucker-kun!
[14:36] ---
    Get to it!
[14:38] ---
    Yes, sir!
[14:43] ---
    What are you doing?! Not that!
[14:46] ---
    I'm a vacuum cleaner.
[14:47] ---
    Keroro-san, let's clean together.
[14:50] ---
    Gero...?
[14:51] ---
    Like always!
[14:53] ---
    Gero... N-Now's not the time
    for stupid cleaning, sir!
SIGN    Stupid Cleaning
[15:06] ---
    U-Uh... you don't need
    to get that depressed...
[15:09] ---
    Hey!
[15:14] ---
    What is this?! This is too random!
SIGN    Former Fax
[15:16] ---
    Former fax.
[15:18] ---
    I'm Japanet Tanaka, TV shopping
    supporting your daily life of tomorrow!
[15:23] ---
    And the product we have for you today is...
[15:25] ---
    Ta-da! Oooooh.
SIGN    Former TV
[15:28] ---
    This guy is an ex-TV.
SIGN    Sigh...
[15:30] ---
    Food, good, brewed, dude!
    Feud, mood, stewed, chewed!
[15:35] ---
    Sweet, meat, beet, treat!
    Eat, neat, wheat, sheet!
[15:40] ---
    Eat, fleet, greet, feet!
[15:41] ---
    Is this... rap?
[15:43] ---
    He's certainly not
    keeping it under wraps...
[15:45] ---
    Yes, based on that bad pun,
    this guy's the microwave.
SIGN    Former Microwave
SIGN    Bloooow
[15:52] ---
    Hey! Don't breathe into my ear!
[15:55] ---
    Baby, I do not breathe, only breeze.
SIGN    Cold
[15:58] ---
    Breeze... So he was the air conditioner.
SIGN    Former A/C
[16:02] ---
    Not cool, dude.
    Turning a guy into a Pekoponian.
[16:06] ---
    Ah... this cool feeling...
[16:08] ---
    It's obvious.
[16:10] ---
    As you guessed...
    he used to be the freezer!
SIGN    Former Freezer
[16:12] ---
    That one hurt, too.
[16:14] ---
    Oh, stop!
[16:16] ---
    Looks like their former machine characteristics
    stick around, no matter what you do, sir.
[16:21] ---
    They're no use as soldiers like this.
[16:23] ---
    Soldiers?!
[16:24] ---
    That's it, sir!
[16:27] ---
    If characteristics of the former device hang
    around... then I just have to do this, sir!
[16:36] ---
    And now the next piece of news. This morning,
    in the shopping district of Inner-Tokyo, Tokyo...
[16:40] ---
    Keroro kerokero 3-kerokero!
[16:42] ---
    Put 'em together, kerokero 6-keroro kero!
[16:45] ---
    Just because you're cool
    doesn't mean you have to be cold.
[16:50] ---
    We have to get them to turn them back to
    normal! Or this is going to be trouble!
SIGN    Blooow
[16:56] ---
    Hey, you! Stop that!
[16:58] ---
    You know I'm not blowing it, baby.
[17:01] ---
    Sucker-kun's about the
    only one who seems useful...
[17:05] ---
    Cleaning really is nice.
[17:09] ---
    Th-This is...!
[17:13] ---
    I never thought of turning
    our weapons into Pekoponians!
SIGN    Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:17] ---
    I might get eaten...
[17:20] ---
    Or, like, fearless fighters?
[17:22] ---
    You like that, Red? When I use my head?!
[17:25] ---
    We might really be able to
    invade Pekopon with this!
[17:29] ---
    Hello, hello, test, test, one, two.
SIGN    The 1st Keroro Platoon Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:32] ---
    Keroro Corps New Men of Arms!
    Now is the time for you all to stand!
[17:38] ---
    We will begin by seizing control
    of Inner-Tokyo, sir!
SIGN    Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:41] ---
    Stupid frog!
[17:43] ---
    Sarge...
[17:44] ---
    Who do we have here?
     Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
[17:48] ---
    In a few short moments, my soldier corps
    will launch a full-scale attack on—
SIGN    The 1st Keroro Platoon Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:53] ---
    What?!
[18:00] ---
    W-Wait! What are you guys doing?!
[18:02] ---
    Hey! This place is not your attack target!
SIGN    Former Missile
[18:06] ---
    We ain't machines.
SIGN    Former Machine Gun
[18:08] ---
    We'll do what we want!
[18:10] ---
    Yes, you freaking are!
[18:12] ---
    Yer nothin' but a buncha cogs!
[18:14] ---
    Or, like, machinations?
[18:16] ---
    Well, I've finished cleaning the house.
    I must clean the kitchen next!
[18:21] ---
    Keroro-san!
[18:24] ---
    What in heavens are you all doing?
[18:26] ---
    Cleaning up after this will be hard work!
SIGN    Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[18:29] ---
    Sarge! Do something!
[18:32] ---
    I'd love to, but...
[18:34] ---
    Stop, everybody!
[18:36] ---
    We're not just gonna be used anymore!
[18:39] ---
    We'll do what we wanna do!
[18:41] ---
    But...
[18:42] ---
    Is this what you use your humanity for?
[18:45] ---
    Geez! I never should have turned
    machines into Pekoponians, sir!
[18:49] ---
    Oh, now you say that, do you?
[18:51] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice?
SIGN    Self Destruct
SIGN    Base Self-Destruct Button
[18:54] ---
    Base self-destruct button!
[18:55] ---
    Found you!
[18:59] ---
    Set up!
[19:00] ---
    Target: self-destruct button!
[19:03] ---
    Fire!
SIGN    The 1st Keroro Platoon Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[19:06] ---
    Uh? What? What?
[19:08] ---
    Uncle, we have problems! The base's
    self-destruct button has been pressed!
SIGN    Until self-destruct:
[19:12] ---
    Only three minutes?! What the heck?!
[19:14] ---
    Those guys are taking it too far!
[19:16] ---
    Hurry up and stop it!
[19:18] ---
    Don't panic, don't panic.
[19:19] ---
    What?
[19:20] ---
    All you need is the disabling key
    that only the leader owns!
[19:25] ---
    Uh, nii-san, that is soy sauce.
[19:27] ---
    Soya couldn't even get that right.
[19:29] ---
    Gyaaa! It's gone! It's gone!
    I've lost my soy sauce, sir!
[19:33] ---
    There's no soy sauce! No soy sauce!
[19:33] ---
    Uncle! The key is in this tiny gap!
[19:38] ---
    Ah, the key...
[19:41] ---
    Ahh, if only we could just suck it up with
    the vacuum cleaner at a time like this...
[19:59] ---
    Fine...
[20:02] ---
    Please return me to being a vacuum cleaner.
[20:04] ---
    Are you sure, Sucker-kun?
[20:06] ---
    You were so glad to have become a human.
[20:09] ---
    It's fine. That's how I was meant to be.
[20:13] ---
    Flip the mode switch on the "Live hidden
    in the darkness" Gun before firing,
[20:17] ---
    and he'll turn back into the machine.
[20:19] ---
    Keroro-san, machines can't
    do work without an operator.
[20:23] ---
    So...
[20:24] ---
    Gero...
[20:25] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Hurry up!
SIGN    Until self-destruct:
[20:27] ---
    Uncle! We don't have time!
[20:29] ---
    Now, hurry!
[20:33] ---
    Sucker-kun...
[20:34] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[20:42] ---
    See you, everyone...
SIGN    Until self-destruct:
[21:00] ---
    Sorry, Sucker-kun, sir.
[21:03] ---
    Sorry for turning you into a Pekoponian
    and then back again.
[21:06] ---
    Now, then! Let's have another good
    old clean together today, sir!
[21:11] ---
    Thanks to Sucker-kun, they were able to stop
    the self-destruct mechanism just in time.
[21:15] ---
    And it looks like all the other
    machines went back to normal, too.
[21:24] ---
    What?! You're still here?!
[21:26] ---
    Sure am, baby...
[21:27] ---
    Noo! Stop! I said stop!
[21:28] ---
    It looks like they forgot
    to turn one of them back.
[21:31] ---
    Noooo!
[21:33] ---
    Dirty, ain't I, lady?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Sono chiisa na karada de
    kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Sono ooki na hitomi de
    kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kurayami no naka
    kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll gather light to all
    the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    boku wa sora no sukima
     ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
    Angol Mois here.
[23:09] ---
    Have the little gaps and holes around
    your house ever bothered you?
[23:13] ---
    One day, you suddenly realize that
    someone has been peering through them.
[23:15] ---
    Aahhh! That's so scary, Uncle!
[23:18] ---
    Quit playing the innocent!
[23:19] ---
    Butt out!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! Curtain-peeker!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Invading With
    Self-Consciousness, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!