E255 - Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Darkness, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Standstill, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
    We must not forget
[01:34] ---
    that our beautiful blue planet, Earth,
     is being targeted by invaders.
[01:38] ---
    And now, an extremely frightening plan
     has just been set into motion!
[01:46] ---
    Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
    Operation Darkness, Sir!
[01:52] ---
    Stupid frog!
[01:53] ---
    Didn't I tell you to build
    your models in your own room?!
[01:57] ---
    Plus, you haven't done any
    of your cleaning duties!
[02:00] ---
    Really, now!
[02:02] ---
    Do it right while I go take a bath.
[02:05] ---
    Right!
[02:08] ---
    Uh, that feels rather different
    from the narration at the outset...
[02:12] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:14] ---
    Now that she's off-guard,
[02:16] ---
    we can proceed with our invasion operation!
[02:19] ---
    Thanks! For! Wait! Ing!
[02:22] ---
    Hey, Sergeant Major Kururu!
[02:23] ---
    I was waiting!
[02:26] ---
    It's ready!
[02:27] ---
    My truuuuly frightening ultimate
    weapon for invading Pekopon!
[02:31] ---
    Don't act astonished.
[02:33] ---
    It's called:
[02:34] ---
    "The Darkness When Light Vanishes Prism"!
SIGN    The Darkness When Light Vanishes Prism
SIGN    How did you get it in here?
[02:39] ---
    It's huge!
[02:41] ---
    Well, even I had a tough time with it!
[02:44] ---
    Thanks for your effort.
[02:46] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[02:48] ---
    At last, the Great and Fearsome
    Operation Darkness is being put into effect!
[02:52] ---
    Oh, Commander!
[02:53] ---
    Huh?
[02:54] ---
    Just so you know,
[02:55] ---
    don't push this switch here yet.
[02:58] ---
    Huh, why?
[02:59] ---
    Definitely don't push it yet...
[03:02] ---
    Huh? How come?
SIGN    Tentative Warning
SIGN    Though promises may be futile,
[03:03] ---
    Well, it'll cause a lot of trouble!
SIGN    just don't push it.
[03:07] ---
    Really?
[03:08] ---
    Really really.
[03:10] ---
    Ah! You really pushed it!
[03:17] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    Present Location
[03:18] ---
    Present location.
[03:20] ---
    What's going on?
    What in the world happened?!
[03:24] ---
    This is because you pushed the
    activation switch before I could explain.
[03:27] ---
    Tell me that earlier!
[03:29] ---
    Didn't I tell you not to push it?
[03:31] ---
    Why were you actually telling
    the truth this time?!
[03:34] ---
    I don't know what's what here.
[03:37] ---
    Sarge, you okay?
[03:39] ---
    There seems to be some power outage.
[03:41] ---
    Ooh, Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Snap!
[03:44] ---
    Huh?
[03:45] ---
    Gero!
[03:46] ---
    That was the sound of an
    MG Gouf Ver 2.0 shield breaking!
[03:49] ---
    What, really?
[03:51] ---
    Oh, sorry, Sarge.
SIGN    Gouf Shield
[03:53] ---
    It really is a shield.
[03:55] ---
    My shield! My shield!
[03:59] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Click Click
[03:59] ---
    The flashlight's broken, too?
SIGN    Click Click
[04:02] ---
    My shield!
[04:04] ---
    This is a special prism that absorbs
    every sort of light energy on Pekopon!
[04:06] ---
    My shield!
[04:08] ---
    My shield! My shield! My shield!
[04:09] ---
    Any light will go dark at once!
[04:11] ---
    Then, it's going to stay like this forever?
SIGN    Rattle Rattle
SIGN    Living Room Window
[04:16] ---
    What the heck's going on?
SIGN    Crack
[04:17] ---
    An attack by enemy aliens?
[04:19] ---
    That voice was the corporal.
[04:21] ---
    Gero...
[04:22] ---
    Just in case, I brought a rifle
     and a hand grenade.
SIGN    Snap!
[04:25] ---
    Gero!
[04:26] ---
    I stepped on something.
[04:27] ---
    This time it was a heat rod!
[04:30] ---
    Good job recognizing parts by sound alone.
[04:32] ---
    Sergeant!
SIGN    Snap!
[04:35] ---
    Now you stepped on a
    right-hand machine gun!
[04:37] ---
    What'd you do that for?!
[04:39] ---
    S-Sorry about that, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:42] ---
    No! If you close your eyes,
    I can't tell who you are!
[04:46] ---
    Okay!
[04:48] ---
    I know!
SIGN    This
[04:49] ---
    We'll search for the prism switch together!
[04:53] ---
    The switch?
[04:54] ---
    Where is it?
[04:56] ---
    It's on that huge thing.
[04:58] ---
    Right next to Kululu...
[05:01] ---
    What?
[05:02] ---
    Why are you there? Climbed down already?
[05:04] ---
    Pardon?
[05:05] ---
    I don't know where the switch is!
[05:08] ---
    Didn't you push it yourself earlier?
SIGN    Bonk
[05:11] ---
    There's some lumpy thing here.
[05:14] ---
    That's it!
[05:16] ---
    Climb up it and look for the switch!
[05:18] ---
    Honestly...
SIGN    Grap
SIGN    Grap
SIGN    Grap
[05:23] ---
    On top of this?
SIGN    Grap
[05:25] ---
    Oopsie-daisy...
SIGN    Grap
[05:26] ---
    Great! Keep going, you two!
SIGN    Grap
[05:28] ---
    Where is it?
SIGN    Grap
[05:29] ---
    Up more!
[05:31] ---
    How far up?
SIGN    Grap
SIGN    Grap
[05:33] ---
    Up much, much more!
[05:35] ---
    I do not get what you mean.
SIGN    Grap
[05:37] ---
    Okay! Sheesh!
SIGN    Toink Toink
SIGN    Grap
SIGN    Toink Toink
[05:40] ---
    Go up much, much more!
[05:42] ---
    Up like this!
SIGN    Squish
[05:44] ---
    Big brother, if you push me there...
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
[05:46] ---
    If I push there, then what?
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
[05:49] ---
    Go up!
SIGN    Squish
[05:49] ---
    My... my butt...
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
[05:51] ---
    ...will let loose!
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Present Location
[05:53] ---
    Present location.
SIGN    Toot
SIGN    Present Location
[05:56] ---
    Present location.
[05:58] ---
    It's blistering!
[05:59] ---
    What's this, a big gas explosion?
[06:03] ---
    I can't breathe!
[06:05] ---
    It's permeating...
[06:06] ---
    A-Anyway, we must find
     the switch at once!
[06:09] ---
    You can leave this part to me!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
SIGN    Swoop
[06:13] ---
    Dororo!
[06:15] ---
    I am able to work, even in this darkness.
[06:18] ---
    Dororo, I was waiting for you!
SIGN    Keroro Here
SIGN    Dororo Here
[06:21] ---
    By the way...
[06:22] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[06:24] ---
    What's that?
[06:25] ---
    This is?
[06:27] ---
    Oh, it's Dororo's shadow on the ground!
SIGN    Dororo's Shadow
[06:30] ---
    Why is only Dororo's shadow
    visible in this pitch black?
[06:33] ---
    So that's it!
SIGN    Light
[06:35] ---
    Since Dororo's shadow is weak,
SIGN    Dark
[06:36] ---
    when the surroundings turn
    pitch black, it stands out!
[06:40] ---
    That makes sense!
SIGN    Shock...
[06:43] ---
    Y-You are so mean, Keroro...
[06:45] ---
    Saying my shadow is weak...
    that's mean, too mean!
[06:49] ---
    Oh, Doroboat's shadow is...
[06:51] ---
    Yeah, it's sinking.
[06:53] ---
    My... shadow's... weak...
[06:56] ---
    Doronuma-kun!
[06:58] ---
    Sheesh, you're worthless!
[07:00] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    I'll settle it myself!
[07:04] ---
    Wasn't it your fault, anyway?
[07:06] ---
    Prism...
[07:07] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Oh!
SIGN    Step
[07:08] ---
    It feels like I've found it!
SIGN    Step
SIGN    Step
SIGN    Step
SIGN    Crunch
[07:10] ---
    Hm, what's this?
[07:12] ---
    Gero!
[07:13] ---
    Don't touch my rifle!
[07:15] ---
    That thing's dangerous!
SIGN    Click!
[07:17] ---
    Gero?
[07:18] ---
    I stepped on something.
SIGN    Hand Grenade
[07:19] ---
    Giroro's hand grenade!
[07:21] ---
    You idiot!
[07:22] ---
    Gero!
[07:27] ---
    I stepped on the hand grenade switch...
[07:29] ---
    The wrong switch, right?
[07:31] ---
    It's dark, so I can not really tell,
[07:33] ---
    but I'm sure we all have afros.
[07:36] ---
    Oh, speaking of afros...
[07:38] ---
    Afro bathro?
[07:40] ---
    With all this darkness,
    Sis can't get out of the bath yet.
[07:43] ---
    Gero...
[07:44] ---
    What, the bath?
SIGN    Kerplunk
SIGN    Hinata Family Bath
[07:49] ---
    Unfortunately it's too dark to see anything,
[07:51] ---
    but this is Natsumi taking a bath.
[07:54] ---
    What'll I do?
[07:55] ---
    It went pitch black a while ago.
[07:57] ---
    At this rate, I won't be able to get out.
[07:59] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Rattle Rattle
SIGN    Shock!
[08:01] ---
    You unharmed?!
[08:03] ---
    Giroro!
[08:03] ---
    Wait for me!
[08:04] ---
    Right now, I...
SIGN    Step
SIGN    Step
[08:05] ---
    W-Wait!
[08:06] ---
    I'm in the tub—
SIGN    Splash
[08:07] ---
    Don't move!
SIGN    Drip
[08:09] ---
    We don't know what danger's
    lurking in this darkness!
SIGN    Drip
SIGN    Drip
[08:12] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
[08:13] ---
    I'm used to this battlefield of darkness.
SIGN    Drip
SIGN    Drip
[08:16] ---
    Leave it to me!
SIGN    Drip
SIGN    Hinata Family Living Room
[08:21] ---
    We finally found it!
SIGN    Present Location
[08:23] ---
    Present location.
[08:25] ---
    Is this the switch?
[08:26] ---
    Okay, push it!
SIGN    Push
[08:28] ---
    Push the button!
[08:32] ---
    Gero!
[08:33] ---
    Whew, it came back!
[08:35] ---
    We did it!
[08:37] ---
    Thank goodness!
[08:40] ---
    Na—
[08:46] ---
    No looking!
[08:48] ---
    Nooooo!
[08:52] ---
    Thus, the Great and Fearsome
    Operation Darkness ended in failure.
[08:56] ---
    However, a second and third fearsome
    operation were lying in wait.
[09:01] ---
    What fate is in store for the Earth?!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[09:07] ---
    The Great and Fearsome
    Operation Darkness ended in failure.
[09:11] ---
    However, the invaders have not yet
    given up on our beautiful blue Earth.
[09:20] ---
    Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
    Operation Whitening, Sir!
[09:25] ---
    So, on to the next operation!
[09:28] ---
    Y-You jerk!
[09:29] ---
    You still haven't learned after all that?!
[09:32] ---
    It's all your fault, all your fault!
[09:34] ---
    There, there, red daruma.
[09:36] ---
    But, what is the next operation?
[09:39] ---
    I brought it over!
[09:40] ---
    My frightening ultimate weapon
    for invading Pekopon!
[09:45] ---
    It's called:
SIGN    White-White Snow Falls to Bring White Warmth to a White World Gas
[09:46] ---
    "White-White Snow Falls to Bring
    White Warmth to a White World Gas"!
[09:52] ---
    This is amazing!
[09:54] ---
    Aww, it just looks like ordinary spray.
[09:57] ---
    With this perfect color aerosol I invented,
    I can turn anything pure white!
[10:04] ---
    With this, the Great and Fearsome
    Operation Whitening I thought of
[10:07] ---
    can be put into effect!
SIGN    The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening
[10:11] ---
    So, about how to use it.
[10:13] ---
    Yeah, tell us.
[10:14] ---
    This time, listen up before
    pressing the switch.
[10:17] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Click
[10:20] ---
    What was that sound just now?
SIGN    Operation Begins
[10:22] ---
    Didn't I tell you to listen
    to the explanation first?
[10:25] ---
    Gero!
[10:28] ---
    Sheesh! You never do anything right!
[10:30] ---
    But I...
[10:33] ---
    It hasn't really changed all that much.
[10:37] ---
    Sure about that?
[10:40] ---
    Gero.
[10:40] ---
    The background's getting kinda whitish.
[10:44] ---
    Oh! Same here!
[10:46] ---
    Not just there!
[10:48] ---
    This entire base is steadily
    turning white from the gas.
[10:52] ---
    What?!
[10:54] ---
    Did you see that?!
[10:56] ---
    We'll use this gas
[10:57] ---
    to make all of Pekopon pure white!
SIGN    Pure White...
[10:59] ---
    After that, we'll repaint it my color
SIGN    Invade With My Color!
[11:02] ---
    in a terrifying operation!
[11:04] ---
    Why, you!
[11:05] ---
    You used such a gas on this secret base?!
[11:09] ---
    Uh, well...
[11:09] ---
    Sheesh.
[11:11] ---
    Uncle!
[11:11] ---
    What's all the fuss about?
[11:14] ---
    Gero!
[11:15] ---
    Mois, your...
[11:17] ---
    Your usual healthy light-brown skin is now...
SIGN    Pure White
[11:19] ---
    Pure white!
[11:26] ---
    Or, like...
SIGN    Skin Whitening
[11:27] ---
    White-skinned beauty?
[11:29] ---
    Grrr!
[11:30] ---
    Are you saying that to spite me
     because I'm black?!
[11:32] ---
    Speaking of which, I too have
    started to turn white.
[11:35] ---
    Gero... me, too.
[11:38] ---
    Or, like, sharing fortune?
[11:41] ---
    It works! It really works!
[11:43] ---
    No! What about me?!
[11:45] ---
    Just a bit white.
[11:46] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[11:48] ---
    I am also gray anti-aging!
[11:52] ---
    That's it!
[11:53] ---
    Could it be...
[11:55] ---
    ...the Johnny Ridden
    custom bright red Zaku R2
[11:58] ---
    I worked hard painting
    last night will turn white?!
[12:01] ---
    Or, like, selfish blunder?
[12:03] ---
    Now it'll be Shin Matsunaga's
    custom white Zaku!
[12:05] ---
    But anyway, Mr. Sergeant!
[12:07] ---
    Look at my white body!
[12:09] ---
    Gero!
[12:10] ---
    Commander!
[12:12] ---
    My body is all white!
[12:14] ---
    Geh...
[12:15] ---
    Not just his coloring,
    even his body outlines are white!
[12:18] ---
    Can hardly see him now.
[12:20] ---
    Oh, no! Save me!
[12:22] ---
    Well, your appearance was always
    weak, so it's too late to protest.
SIGN    Shock...
[12:27] ---
    But, as an assassin specializing
    in covert action,
[12:30] ---
    isn't this rather convenient?
[12:32] ---
    Rather?
[12:33] ---
    Convenient?
[12:36] ---
    He's sinking.
[12:38] ---
    But, anyway...
[12:39] ---
    "Anyway"?
[12:39] ---
    How mean!
[12:40] ---
    Look, the background's
    also turned pure white.
[12:44] ---
    Now we won't be able to
    tell where we are anymore!
[12:48] ---
    But anyway, what do you think, Mr. Sergeant?
[12:50] ---
    I am far whiter than that woman.
[12:53] ---
    More like, you're too white to see.
[12:55] ---
    Just like Dororo!
[12:57] ---
    Or, like, double kismet?
SIGN    Shock...
[12:59] ---
    Not that!
[13:01] ---
    Hey, what do we do, Keroro?
[13:03] ---
    If we leave things as they are...
[13:05] ---
    ...the whole screen will turn pure white!
[13:08] ---
    Or, like, censored broadcast?
[13:10] ---
    This is bad!
[13:11] ---
    Bad in many ways!
[13:13] ---
    I know!
[13:14] ---
    How about we add color to us
    with paint or something?
[13:17] ---
    Now that's right! Great idea!
SIGN    Rainbow Operation
[13:20] ---
    I'll call it: "Keroro Rainbow Operation"!
[13:25] ---
    Here's a plastic-model color
    compressor I found in your room.
[13:29] ---
    Or, like, very prepared?
[13:30] ---
    Hurry, Keroro!
[13:32] ---
    I'm doing it right now!
[13:34] ---
    Hurry or else...
[13:36] ---
    Or, like, pure-white picture?
[13:38] ---
    We'll be just fine!
[13:47] ---
    Hey, this isn't paint! Oh, no!
[13:49] ---
    Gero!
[13:50] ---
    I completely forgot that I had it set on
    the matte white I was using last night!
[13:55] ---
    With our bodies already turning white,
    that's further insult to injury!
[14:01] ---
    Later, everyone!
[14:03] ---
    Gero!
[14:04] ---
    You total nincompoop!
[14:06] ---
    Or, like, ad-libs okay?
[14:08] ---
    They can't see your mouth, so why not?
[14:11] ---
    Try saying something?
[14:11] ---
    I was against this.
[14:12] ---
    We can say anything!
[14:15] ---
    The Great and Fearsome
    Operation Whitening,
[14:17] ---
    with everything cloaked in white darkness,
    failed spectacularly!
[14:20] ---
    However, a third terrifying
    operation is lying in wait!
[14:23] ---
    What fate is in store for the Earth?!
[14:35] ---
    The Great and Fearsome Operation
    Whitening tragically ended in failure.
[14:39] ---
    However, the invaders are about to begin
    an even more terrifying ultimate operation!
[14:47] ---
    Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
    Operation Standstill, Sir!
[14:53] ---
    Phew, that ended badly.
[14:56] ---
    You're one to talk!
[14:58] ---
    I'm over here.
[14:59] ---
    I'm here, really.
[15:01] ---
    With how things were, I seriously
    wondered what we should do.
[15:04] ---
    Or, like, protests flooding?
[15:06] ---
    But, you can rest easy!
[15:09] ---
    This time for sure, you'll see
    my fearsome ultimate operation!
SIGN    Ultimate Operation
[15:15] ---
    Ultimate operation?
[15:18] ---
    Do you remember the planet anesthetic the
    Galulu Platoon once used against Pekopon?
[15:24] ---
    Let's see...
[15:25] ---
    It was that thing that completely
    stopped time in Pekopon, right?
[15:30] ---
    That's right.
[15:31] ---
    And development of an
    improved version has been a success!
[15:35] ---
    What?!
[15:36] ---
    Huh?!
[15:38] ---
    Though it's still in development,
[15:41] ---
    this brings about a limited
    time-stopping effect.
[15:44] ---
    I call it "Stop, Time! The Vertigo of Life:
     The World System"!
[15:49] ---
    Wow...
[15:51] ---
    This is wonderful!
[15:52] ---
    So long as I have this, I can take
    that cursed Natsumi Hinata...
[15:56] ---
    ...and do this...
SIGN    Tabasco
SIGN    Wasabi
[15:57] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[15:59] ---
    Chomp.
[16:01] ---
    ...and do that!
[16:07] ---
    Wh-What?!
[16:08] ---
    Th-This?
SIGN    This kind of thing
[16:10] ---
    Th-That?!
SIGN    That kind of thing
[16:12] ---
    Whew! All that excitement's got me thirsty!
[16:16] ---
    Here is a cola, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:19] ---
    Thank you!
[16:23] ---
    Now, Sergeant Major Kururu,
[16:25] ---
    hurry and show me how to use it!
[16:29] ---
    Uh...
[16:30] ---
    Why is it here?
[16:32] ---
    You hit the switch once again.
[16:33] ---
    What?!
[16:34] ---
    Gero!
[16:35] ---
    Or, like...
[16:38] ---
    Geh!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[16:46] ---
    Gero...
[16:47] ---
    This is...
[16:48] ---
    Why did you go and press it
     before I could explain?
[16:51] ---
    Everyone's stopped completely.
[16:54] ---
    Hey, just what's going to happen to us now?
[16:57] ---
    Or, like, panic rising?
[17:00] ---
    I'm here. I'm right here!
[17:02] ---
    Shoot! Really, what do we do?
[17:06] ---
    Uncle, I'm scared!
[17:08] ---
    Kululu, you must have some sort
    of counter-measure, right?
[17:11] ---
    Well, about that...
[17:13] ---
    What?!
[17:14] ---
    By the way, our mouths have stopped,
[17:17] ---
    so why are we talking?
[17:19] ---
    Oh, about that...
[17:20] ---
    It's still a prototype, in a lot of ways.
[17:23] ---
    Huh? Mr. Sergeant's cola
SIGN    Moving
[17:25] ---
    is spilling incredibly slowly.
[17:28] ---
    Oh, he's right.
[17:30] ---
    It can't be!
[17:32] ---
    At any rate, it's a prototype,
[17:34] ---
    so time might not be fully stopped.
[17:37] ---
    You mean, this is just super slow motion?
[17:41] ---
    If time were fully stopped,
    we wouldn't even be able to think.
[17:44] ---
    Well, that's true.
[17:46] ---
    Even your expression is not changing.
[17:49] ---
    But, if I can move even a little bit...
[17:51] ---
    I just need to press that switch, right?
[17:54] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[17:55] ---
    Great! Here I go!
[17:57] ---
    Fight on, Giroro!
[18:01] ---
    Fight on, Corporal!
[18:03] ---
    Giroro!
[18:11] ---
    He moved a little bit.
[18:13] ---
    What're you doing, red daruma?
[18:16] ---
    It's only one meter away, and yet...
[18:18] ---
    Tsk! You're useless!
[18:19] ---
    Shut up!
[18:20] ---
    Hey, Dororo!
[18:21] ---
    An assassin like you should be able to do
    something in this situation, right?
[18:25] ---
    I'm here.
[18:26] ---
    I'm right here!
[18:27] ---
    Everyone here's useless!
[18:30] ---
    Uh, Corporal...
[18:31] ---
    What?
[18:32] ---
    Maybe because I ate too many snacks earlier,
[18:34] ---
    something is moving slowly through my body.
[18:37] ---
    What?
[18:38] ---
    Something is slowly migrating.
SIGN    Something
[18:43] ---
    D-Don't tell me!
[18:45] ---
    Hey! Stop it, now! Hey!
[18:47] ---
    Corporal Giroro's in a bind!
[18:50] ---
    Ahh...
[18:50] ---
    What?!
[18:53] ---
    Hey, wait!
[18:54] ---
    Ah, here it is!
[18:55] ---
    Please! Hold it, please!
[18:55] ---
    A big wave!
[18:58] ---
    Stop it! Bear with it!
[19:00] ---
    I wish I could, Corporal...
[19:03] ---
    Tamama, I beg you!
[19:05] ---
    Don't let that something out!
[19:08] ---
    I do not want to obey her request!
[19:09] ---
    Quit it!
[19:10] ---
    Don't strain! Hey!
[19:12] ---
    Really, I beg you!
[19:13] ---
    Ah, there it goes...
[19:17] ---
    It's here!
[19:24] ---
    Uncle! Uncle, I'm scared!
[19:27] ---
    Or, like... Or, like...
[19:30] ---
    Mois!
[19:31] ---
    I have to hit the switch somehow!
[19:33] ---
    That's all you're doing today.
[19:36] ---
    But... is this really moving?
[19:39] ---
    Uncle! Uncle!
[19:44] ---
    Maybe I put too much into that,
SIGN    Something
[19:46] ---
    because it feels like something's
    slowly collecting in my bladder.
[19:52] ---
    In your... bladder?
[19:55] ---
    Hey, now...
[19:56] ---
    Hey...
[19:57] ---
    Here it comes.
[19:58] ---
    That impatient feeling.
[20:00] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[20:03] ---
    I don't like this, Uncle!
[20:05] ---
    But, but... aaah!
[20:08] ---
    What's that?
[20:10] ---
    Uncle, that's too embarrassing!
[20:13] ---
    Sergeant, bear with it!
[20:15] ---
    I have to... I have to go to the bathroom!
[20:17] ---
    Then go, if you gotta!
[20:20] ---
    Huh, you were in here? I went looking
    after you were gone for several days.
[20:25] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki!
[20:26] ---
    Please! Press that switch over there!
[20:29] ---
    Sarge, why are you floating in midair?
[20:32] ---
    Gero?
[20:33] ---
    What's wrong with you all?
[20:35] ---
    Gero...
[20:36] ---
    He can't hear me.
[20:38] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:39] ---
    Fuyuki-san, please notice!
[20:41] ---
    Fuyu-kun!
[20:43] ---
    Huh? What's this clock here?
[20:46] ---
    All right! That's it!
[20:48] ---
    Please! I beg you, Master Fuyuki!
[20:50] ---
    Fuyuki-san!
[20:52] ---
    Fuyu-kun!
[20:53] ---
    Huh? This clock...
[20:55] ---
    H-Hurry!
[20:57] ---
    Is it twelve o'clock now?
[20:58] ---
    Not that!
[21:00] ---
    There's a button here!
[21:02] ---
    Should I push it?
SIGN    Push
[21:16] ---
    I...
[21:17] ---
    I am...
[21:19] ---
    The invaders' terrifying ultimate operation
[21:22] ---
    reached a truly terrifying conclusion.
[21:25] ---
    We really can't show the
    next part on television.
[21:27] ---
    Well, then, until the day we meet again.
[21:31] ---
    Gero...
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    At last, the long broadcast
    has reached its finale!
[23:11] ---
    And finally, the new program,
[23:13] ---
    Commander-in-Chief Keroro and
    Natsumi the Hack, will start!
[23:17] ---
    Hee, just kidding!
[23:19] ---
    But never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    Last episode of year five!
[23:22] ---
    "Fuyuki & Natsumi:
    The Keroro Onslaught, Sir!"
SIGN    Ohganei Park
SIGN    Special News Report
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!