# E255 - Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Darkness, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Standstill, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKNKW/keroro-the-great-and-fearsome-operation-darkness-sir--keroro-the-great-and-fearsome-operation-whitening-sir--keroro-the-great-and-fearsome-operation-standstill-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
We are always being pushed
forward by something
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Oh-oh-oh!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
O-O-O!
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
I can't stop questioning.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Gimon ga mou tomaran
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Daawin datte dare datte
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
If he found the secret of a mystery,
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hide and seek?
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Kakurenbo?
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Yep yep!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Haai hai
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hopscotch?
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Kenkenpa?
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hoi hoi!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hooi hoi
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Take your first step forward with me.
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Curiosity power is bursting out!
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
We are always searching for something
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
As we walk through a glittering future.
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[01:32] ---**
We must not forget
**[01:34] ---**
that our beautiful blue planet, Earth,
is being targeted by invaders.
**[01:38] ---**
And now, an extremely frightening plan
has just been set into motion!
**[01:46] ---**
Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness, Sir!
**[01:52] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[01:53] ---**
Didn't I tell you to build
your models in your own room?!
**[01:57] ---**
Plus, you haven't done any
of your cleaning duties!
**[02:00] ---**
Really, now!
**[02:02] ---**
Do it right while I go take a bath.
**[02:05] ---**
Right!
**[02:08] ---**
Uh, that feels rather different
from the narration at the outset...
**[02:12] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:14] ---**
Now that she's off-guard,
**[02:16] ---**
we can proceed with our invasion operation!
**[02:19] ---**
Thanks! For! Wait! Ing!
**[02:22] ---**
Hey, Sergeant Major Kururu!
**[02:23] ---**
I was waiting!
**[02:26] ---**
It's ready!
**[02:27] ---**
My truuuuly frightening ultimate
weapon for invading Pekopon!
**[02:31] ---**
Don't act astonished.
**[02:33] ---**
It's called:
**[02:34] ---**
"The Darkness When Light Vanishes Prism"!
***SIGN*** The Darkness When Light Vanishes Prism
***SIGN*** How did you get it in here?
**[02:39] ---**
It's huge!
**[02:41] ---**
Well, even I had a tough time with it!
**[02:44] ---**
Thanks for your effort.
**[02:46] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:48] ---**
At last, the Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness is being put into effect!
**[02:52] ---**
Oh, Commander!
**[02:53] ---**
Huh?
**[02:54] ---**
Just so you know,
**[02:55] ---**
don't push this switch here yet.
**[02:58] ---**
Huh, why?
**[02:59] ---**
Definitely don't push it yet...
**[03:02] ---**
Huh? How come?
***SIGN*** Tentative Warning
***SIGN*** Though promises may be futile,
**[03:03] ---**
Well, it'll cause a lot of trouble!
***SIGN*** just don't push it.
**[03:07] ---**
Really?
**[03:08] ---**
Really really.
**[03:10] ---**
Ah! You really pushed it!
**[03:17] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Present Location
**[03:18] ---**
Present location.
**[03:20] ---**
What's going on?
What in the world happened?!
**[03:24] ---**
This is because you pushed the
activation switch before I could explain.
**[03:27] ---**
Tell me that earlier!
**[03:29] ---**
Didn't I tell you not to push it?
**[03:31] ---**
Why were you actually telling
the truth this time?!
**[03:34] ---**
I don't know what's what here.
**[03:37] ---**
Sarge, you okay?
**[03:39] ---**
There seems to be some power outage.
**[03:41] ---**
Ooh, Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[03:44] ---**
Huh?
**[03:45] ---**
Gero!
**[03:46] ---**
That was the sound of an
MG Gouf Ver 2.0 shield breaking!
**[03:49] ---**
What, really?
**[03:51] ---**
Oh, sorry, Sarge.
***SIGN*** Gouf Shield
**[03:53] ---**
It really is a shield.
**[03:55] ---**
My shield! My shield!
**[03:59] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Click Click
**[03:59] ---**
The flashlight's broken, too?
***SIGN*** Click Click
**[04:02] ---**
My shield!
**[04:04] ---**
This is a special prism that absorbs
every sort of light energy on Pekopon!
**[04:06] ---**
My shield!
**[04:08] ---**
My shield! My shield! My shield!
**[04:09] ---**
Any light will go dark at once!
**[04:11] ---**
Then, it's going to stay like this forever?
***SIGN*** Rattle Rattle
***SIGN*** Living Room Window
**[04:16] ---**
What the heck's going on?
***SIGN*** Crack
**[04:17] ---**
An attack by enemy aliens?
**[04:19] ---**
That voice was the corporal.
**[04:21] ---**
Gero...
**[04:22] ---**
Just in case, I brought a rifle
and a hand grenade.
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[04:25] ---**
Gero!
**[04:26] ---**
I stepped on something.
**[04:27] ---**
This time it was a heat rod!
**[04:30] ---**
Good job recognizing parts by sound alone.
**[04:32] ---**
Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[04:35] ---**
Now you stepped on a
right-hand machine gun!
**[04:37] ---**
What'd you do that for?!
**[04:39] ---**
S-Sorry about that, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:42] ---**
No! If you close your eyes,
I can't tell who you are!
**[04:46] ---**
Okay!
**[04:48] ---**
I know!
***SIGN*** This
**[04:49] ---**
We'll search for the prism switch together!
**[04:53] ---**
The switch?
**[04:54] ---**
Where is it?
**[04:56] ---**
It's on that huge thing.
**[04:58] ---**
Right next to Kululu...
**[05:01] ---**
What?
**[05:02] ---**
Why are you there? Climbed down already?
**[05:04] ---**
Pardon?
**[05:05] ---**
I don't know where the switch is!
**[05:08] ---**
Didn't you push it yourself earlier?
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[05:11] ---**
There's some lumpy thing here.
**[05:14] ---**
That's it!
**[05:16] ---**
Climb up it and look for the switch!
**[05:18] ---**
Honestly...
***SIGN*** Grap
***SIGN*** Grap
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:23] ---**
On top of this?
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:25] ---**
Oopsie-daisy...
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:26] ---**
Great! Keep going, you two!
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:28] ---**
Where is it?
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:29] ---**
Up more!
**[05:31] ---**
How far up?
***SIGN*** Grap
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:33] ---**
Up much, much more!
**[05:35] ---**
I do not get what you mean.
***SIGN*** Grap
**[05:37] ---**
Okay! Sheesh!
***SIGN*** Toink Toink
***SIGN*** Grap
***SIGN*** Toink Toink
**[05:40] ---**
Go up much, much more!
**[05:42] ---**
Up like this!
***SIGN*** Squish
**[05:44] ---**
Big brother, if you push me there...
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
**[05:46] ---**
If I push there, then what?
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
**[05:49] ---**
Go up!
***SIGN*** Squish
**[05:49] ---**
My... my butt...
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
**[05:51] ---**
...will let loose!
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Present Location
**[05:53] ---**
Present location.
***SIGN*** Toot
***SIGN*** Present Location
**[05:56] ---**
Present location.
**[05:58] ---**
It's blistering!
**[05:59] ---**
What's this, a big gas explosion?
**[06:03] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[06:05] ---**
It's permeating...
**[06:06] ---**
A-Anyway, we must find
the switch at once!
**[06:09] ---**
You can leave this part to me!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
***SIGN*** Swoop
**[06:13] ---**
Dororo!
**[06:15] ---**
I am able to work, even in this darkness.
**[06:18] ---**
Dororo, I was waiting for you!
***SIGN*** Keroro Here
***SIGN*** Dororo Here
**[06:21] ---**
By the way...
**[06:22] ---**
Hm? What is it?
**[06:24] ---**
What's that?
**[06:25] ---**
This is?
**[06:27] ---**
Oh, it's Dororo's shadow on the ground!
***SIGN*** Dororo's Shadow
**[06:30] ---**
Why is only Dororo's shadow
visible in this pitch black?
**[06:33] ---**
So that's it!
***SIGN*** Light
**[06:35] ---**
Since Dororo's shadow is weak,
***SIGN*** Dark
**[06:36] ---**
when the surroundings turn
pitch black, it stands out!
**[06:40] ---**
That makes sense!
***SIGN*** Shock...
**[06:43] ---**
Y-You are so mean, Keroro...
**[06:45] ---**
Saying my shadow is weak...
that's mean, too mean!
**[06:49] ---**
Oh, Doroboat's shadow is...
**[06:51] ---**
Yeah, it's sinking.
**[06:53] ---**
My... shadow's... weak...
**[06:56] ---**
Doronuma-kun!
**[06:58] ---**
Sheesh, you're worthless!
**[07:00] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
I'll settle it myself!
**[07:04] ---**
Wasn't it your fault, anyway?
**[07:06] ---**
Prism...
**[07:07] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Oh!
***SIGN*** Step
**[07:08] ---**
It feels like I've found it!
***SIGN*** Step
***SIGN*** Step
***SIGN*** Step
***SIGN*** Crunch
**[07:10] ---**
Hm, what's this?
**[07:12] ---**
Gero!
**[07:13] ---**
Don't touch my rifle!
**[07:15] ---**
That thing's dangerous!
***SIGN*** Click!
**[07:17] ---**
Gero?
**[07:18] ---**
I stepped on something.
***SIGN*** Hand Grenade
**[07:19] ---**
Giroro's hand grenade!
**[07:21] ---**
You idiot!
**[07:22] ---**
Gero!
**[07:27] ---**
I stepped on the hand grenade switch...
**[07:29] ---**
The wrong switch, right?
**[07:31] ---**
It's dark, so I can not really tell,
**[07:33] ---**
but I'm sure we all have afros.
**[07:36] ---**
Oh, speaking of afros...
**[07:38] ---**
Afro bathro?
**[07:40] ---**
With all this darkness,
Sis can't get out of the bath yet.
**[07:43] ---**
Gero...
**[07:44] ---**
What, the bath?
***SIGN*** Kerplunk
***SIGN*** Hinata Family Bath
**[07:49] ---**
Unfortunately it's too dark to see anything,
**[07:51] ---**
but this is Natsumi taking a bath.
**[07:54] ---**
What'll I do?
**[07:55] ---**
It went pitch black a while ago.
**[07:57] ---**
At this rate, I won't be able to get out.
**[07:59] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Rattle Rattle
***SIGN*** Shock!
**[08:01] ---**
You unharmed?!
**[08:03] ---**
Giroro!
**[08:03] ---**
Wait for me!
**[08:04] ---**
Right now, I...
***SIGN*** Step
***SIGN*** Step
**[08:05] ---**
W-Wait!
**[08:06] ---**
I'm in the tub—
***SIGN*** Splash
**[08:07] ---**
Don't move!
***SIGN*** Drip
**[08:09] ---**
We don't know what danger's
lurking in this darkness!
***SIGN*** Drip
***SIGN*** Drip
**[08:12] ---**
W-Wait a minute!
**[08:13] ---**
I'm used to this battlefield of darkness.
***SIGN*** Drip
***SIGN*** Drip
**[08:16] ---**
Leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Drip
***SIGN*** Hinata Family Living Room
**[08:21] ---**
We finally found it!
***SIGN*** Present Location
**[08:23] ---**
Present location.
**[08:25] ---**
Is this the switch?
**[08:26] ---**
Okay, push it!
***SIGN*** Push
**[08:28] ---**
Push the button!
**[08:32] ---**
Gero!
**[08:33] ---**
Whew, it came back!
**[08:35] ---**
We did it!
**[08:37] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[08:40] ---**
Na—
**[08:46] ---**
No looking!
**[08:48] ---**
Nooooo!
**[08:52] ---**
Thus, the Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness ended in failure.
**[08:56] ---**
However, a second and third fearsome
operation were lying in wait.
**[09:01] ---**
What fate is in store for the Earth?!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[09:07] ---**
The Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness ended in failure.
**[09:11] ---**
However, the invaders have not yet
given up on our beautiful blue Earth.
**[09:20] ---**
Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening, Sir!
**[09:25] ---**
So, on to the next operation!
**[09:28] ---**
Y-You jerk!
**[09:29] ---**
You still haven't learned after all that?!
**[09:32] ---**
It's all your fault, all your fault!
**[09:34] ---**
There, there, red daruma.
**[09:36] ---**
But, what is the next operation?
**[09:39] ---**
I brought it over!
**[09:40] ---**
My frightening ultimate weapon
for invading Pekopon!
**[09:45] ---**
It's called:
***SIGN*** White-White Snow Falls to Bring White Warmth to a White World Gas
**[09:46] ---**
"White-White Snow Falls to Bring
White Warmth to a White World Gas"!
**[09:52] ---**
This is amazing!
**[09:54] ---**
Aww, it just looks like ordinary spray.
**[09:57] ---**
With this perfect color aerosol I invented,
I can turn anything pure white!
**[10:04] ---**
With this, the Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening I thought of
**[10:07] ---**
can be put into effect!
***SIGN*** The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening
**[10:11] ---**
So, about how to use it.
**[10:13] ---**
Yeah, tell us.
**[10:14] ---**
This time, listen up before
pressing the switch.
**[10:17] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Click
**[10:20] ---**
What was that sound just now?
***SIGN*** Operation Begins
**[10:22] ---**
Didn't I tell you to listen
to the explanation first?
**[10:25] ---**
Gero!
**[10:28] ---**
Sheesh! You never do anything right!
**[10:30] ---**
But I...
**[10:33] ---**
It hasn't really changed all that much.
**[10:37] ---**
Sure about that?
**[10:40] ---**
Gero.
**[10:40] ---**
The background's getting kinda whitish.
**[10:44] ---**
Oh! Same here!
**[10:46] ---**
Not just there!
**[10:48] ---**
This entire base is steadily
turning white from the gas.
**[10:52] ---**
What?!
**[10:54] ---**
Did you see that?!
**[10:56] ---**
We'll use this gas
**[10:57] ---**
to make all of Pekopon pure white!
***SIGN*** Pure White...
**[10:59] ---**
After that, we'll repaint it my color
***SIGN*** Invade With My Color!
**[11:02] ---**
in a terrifying operation!
**[11:04] ---**
Why, you!
**[11:05] ---**
You used such a gas on this secret base?!
**[11:09] ---**
Uh, well...
**[11:09] ---**
Sheesh.
**[11:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[11:11] ---**
What's all the fuss about?
**[11:14] ---**
Gero!
**[11:15] ---**
Mois, your...
**[11:17] ---**
Your usual healthy light-brown skin is now...
***SIGN*** Pure White
**[11:19] ---**
Pure white!
**[11:26] ---**
Or, like...
***SIGN*** Skin Whitening
**[11:27] ---**
White-skinned beauty?
**[11:29] ---**
Grrr!
**[11:30] ---**
Are you saying that to spite me
because I'm black?!
**[11:32] ---**
Speaking of which, I too have
started to turn white.
**[11:35] ---**
Gero... me, too.
**[11:38] ---**
Or, like, sharing fortune?
**[11:41] ---**
It works! It really works!
**[11:43] ---**
No! What about me?!
**[11:45] ---**
Just a bit white.
**[11:46] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:48] ---**
I am also gray anti-aging!
**[11:52] ---**
That's it!
**[11:53] ---**
Could it be...
**[11:55] ---**
...the Johnny Ridden
custom bright red Zaku R2
**[11:58] ---**
I worked hard painting
last night will turn white?!
**[12:01] ---**
Or, like, selfish blunder?
**[12:03] ---**
Now it'll be Shin Matsunaga's
custom white Zaku!
**[12:05] ---**
But anyway, Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:07] ---**
Look at my white body!
**[12:09] ---**
Gero!
**[12:10] ---**
Commander!
**[12:12] ---**
My body is all white!
**[12:14] ---**
Geh...
**[12:15] ---**
Not just his coloring,
even his body outlines are white!
**[12:18] ---**
Can hardly see him now.
**[12:20] ---**
Oh, no! Save me!
**[12:22] ---**
Well, your appearance was always
weak, so it's too late to protest.
***SIGN*** Shock...
**[12:27] ---**
But, as an assassin specializing
in covert action,
**[12:30] ---**
isn't this rather convenient?
**[12:32] ---**
Rather?
**[12:33] ---**
Convenient?
**[12:36] ---**
He's sinking.
**[12:38] ---**
But, anyway...
**[12:39] ---**
"Anyway"?
**[12:39] ---**
How mean!
**[12:40] ---**
Look, the background's
also turned pure white.
**[12:44] ---**
Now we won't be able to
tell where we are anymore!
**[12:48] ---**
But anyway, what do you think, Mr. Sergeant?
**[12:50] ---**
I am far whiter than that woman.
**[12:53] ---**
More like, you're too white to see.
**[12:55] ---**
Just like Dororo!
**[12:57] ---**
Or, like, double kismet?
***SIGN*** Shock...
**[12:59] ---**
Not that!
**[13:01] ---**
Hey, what do we do, Keroro?
**[13:03] ---**
If we leave things as they are...
**[13:05] ---**
...the whole screen will turn pure white!
**[13:08] ---**
Or, like, censored broadcast?
**[13:10] ---**
This is bad!
**[13:11] ---**
Bad in many ways!
**[13:13] ---**
I know!
**[13:14] ---**
How about we add color to us
with paint or something?
**[13:17] ---**
Now that's right! Great idea!
***SIGN*** Rainbow Operation
**[13:20] ---**
I'll call it: "Keroro Rainbow Operation"!
**[13:25] ---**
Here's a plastic-model color
compressor I found in your room.
**[13:29] ---**
Or, like, very prepared?
**[13:30] ---**
Hurry, Keroro!
**[13:32] ---**
I'm doing it right now!
**[13:34] ---**
Hurry or else...
**[13:36] ---**
Or, like, pure-white picture?
**[13:38] ---**
We'll be just fine!
**[13:47] ---**
Hey, this isn't paint! Oh, no!
**[13:49] ---**
Gero!
**[13:50] ---**
I completely forgot that I had it set on
the matte white I was using last night!
**[13:55] ---**
With our bodies already turning white,
that's further insult to injury!
**[14:01] ---**
Later, everyone!
**[14:03] ---**
Gero!
**[14:04] ---**
You total nincompoop!
**[14:06] ---**
Or, like, ad-libs okay?
**[14:08] ---**
They can't see your mouth, so why not?
**[14:11] ---**
Try saying something?
**[14:11] ---**
I was against this.
**[14:12] ---**
We can say anything!
**[14:15] ---**
The Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening,
**[14:17] ---**
with everything cloaked in white darkness,
failed spectacularly!
**[14:20] ---**
However, a third terrifying
operation is lying in wait!
**[14:23] ---**
What fate is in store for the Earth?!
**[14:35] ---**
The Great and Fearsome Operation
Whitening tragically ended in failure.
**[14:39] ---**
However, the invaders are about to begin
an even more terrifying ultimate operation!
**[14:47] ---**
Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Standstill, Sir!
**[14:53] ---**
Phew, that ended badly.
**[14:56] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[14:58] ---**
I'm over here.
**[14:59] ---**
I'm here, really.
**[15:01] ---**
With how things were, I seriously
wondered what we should do.
**[15:04] ---**
Or, like, protests flooding?
**[15:06] ---**
But, you can rest easy!
**[15:09] ---**
This time for sure, you'll see
my fearsome ultimate operation!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Operation
**[15:15] ---**
Ultimate operation?
**[15:18] ---**
Do you remember the planet anesthetic the
Galulu Platoon once used against Pekopon?
**[15:24] ---**
Let's see...
**[15:25] ---**
It was that thing that completely
stopped time in Pekopon, right?
**[15:30] ---**
That's right.
**[15:31] ---**
And development of an
improved version has been a success!
**[15:35] ---**
What?!
**[15:36] ---**
Huh?!
**[15:38] ---**
Though it's still in development,
**[15:41] ---**
this brings about a limited
time-stopping effect.
**[15:44] ---**
I call it "Stop, Time! The Vertigo of Life:
The World System"!
**[15:49] ---**
Wow...
**[15:51] ---**
This is wonderful!
**[15:52] ---**
So long as I have this, I can take
that cursed Natsumi Hinata...
**[15:56] ---**
...and do this...
***SIGN*** Tabasco
***SIGN*** Wasabi
**[15:57] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[15:59] ---**
Chomp.
**[16:01] ---**
...and do that!
**[16:07] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:08] ---**
Th-This?
***SIGN*** This kind of thing
**[16:10] ---**
Th-That?!
***SIGN*** That kind of thing
**[16:12] ---**
Whew! All that excitement's got me thirsty!
**[16:16] ---**
Here is a cola, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:19] ---**
Thank you!
**[16:23] ---**
Now, Sergeant Major Kururu,
**[16:25] ---**
hurry and show me how to use it!
**[16:29] ---**
Uh...
**[16:30] ---**
Why is it here?
**[16:32] ---**
You hit the switch once again.
**[16:33] ---**
What?!
**[16:34] ---**
Gero!
**[16:35] ---**
Or, like...
**[16:38] ---**
Geh!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[16:46] ---**
Gero...
**[16:47] ---**
This is...
**[16:48] ---**
Why did you go and press it
before I could explain?
**[16:51] ---**
Everyone's stopped completely.
**[16:54] ---**
Hey, just what's going to happen to us now?
**[16:57] ---**
Or, like, panic rising?
**[17:00] ---**
I'm here. I'm right here!
**[17:02] ---**
Shoot! Really, what do we do?
**[17:06] ---**
Uncle, I'm scared!
**[17:08] ---**
Kululu, you must have some sort
of counter-measure, right?
**[17:11] ---**
Well, about that...
**[17:13] ---**
What?!
**[17:14] ---**
By the way, our mouths have stopped,
**[17:17] ---**
so why are we talking?
**[17:19] ---**
Oh, about that...
**[17:20] ---**
It's still a prototype, in a lot of ways.
**[17:23] ---**
Huh? Mr. Sergeant's cola
***SIGN*** Moving
**[17:25] ---**
is spilling incredibly slowly.
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, he's right.
**[17:30] ---**
It can't be!
**[17:32] ---**
At any rate, it's a prototype,
**[17:34] ---**
so time might not be fully stopped.
**[17:37] ---**
You mean, this is just super slow motion?
**[17:41] ---**
If time were fully stopped,
we wouldn't even be able to think.
**[17:44] ---**
Well, that's true.
**[17:46] ---**
Even your expression is not changing.
**[17:49] ---**
But, if I can move even a little bit...
**[17:51] ---**
I just need to press that switch, right?
**[17:54] ---**
Yes, that's right.
**[17:55] ---**
Great! Here I go!
**[17:57] ---**
Fight on, Giroro!
**[18:01] ---**
Fight on, Corporal!
**[18:03] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:11] ---**
He moved a little bit.
**[18:13] ---**
What're you doing, red daruma?
**[18:16] ---**
It's only one meter away, and yet...
**[18:18] ---**
Tsk! You're useless!
**[18:19] ---**
Shut up!
**[18:20] ---**
Hey, Dororo!
**[18:21] ---**
An assassin like you should be able to do
something in this situation, right?
**[18:25] ---**
I'm here.
**[18:26] ---**
I'm right here!
**[18:27] ---**
Everyone here's useless!
**[18:30] ---**
Uh, Corporal...
**[18:31] ---**
What?
**[18:32] ---**
Maybe because I ate too many snacks earlier,
**[18:34] ---**
something is moving slowly through my body.
**[18:37] ---**
What?
**[18:38] ---**
Something is slowly migrating.
***SIGN*** Something
**[18:43] ---**
D-Don't tell me!
**[18:45] ---**
Hey! Stop it, now! Hey!
**[18:47] ---**
Corporal Giroro's in a bind!
**[18:50] ---**
Ahh...
**[18:50] ---**
What?!
**[18:53] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[18:54] ---**
Ah, here it is!
**[18:55] ---**
Please! Hold it, please!
**[18:55] ---**
A big wave!
**[18:58] ---**
Stop it! Bear with it!
**[19:00] ---**
I wish I could, Corporal...
**[19:03] ---**
Tamama, I beg you!
**[19:05] ---**
Don't let that something out!
**[19:08] ---**
I do not want to obey *her* request!
**[19:09] ---**
Quit it!
**[19:10] ---**
Don't strain! Hey!
**[19:12] ---**
Really, I beg you!
**[19:13] ---**
Ah, there it goes...
**[19:17] ---**
It's here!
**[19:24] ---**
Uncle! Uncle, I'm scared!
**[19:27] ---**
Or, like... Or, like...
**[19:30] ---**
Mois!
**[19:31] ---**
I have to hit the switch somehow!
**[19:33] ---**
That's all you're doing today.
**[19:36] ---**
But... is this really moving?
**[19:39] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[19:44] ---**
Maybe I put too much into that,
***SIGN*** Something
**[19:46] ---**
because it feels like something's
slowly collecting in my bladder.
**[19:52] ---**
In your... bladder?
**[19:55] ---**
Hey, now...
**[19:56] ---**
Hey...
**[19:57] ---**
Here it comes.
**[19:58] ---**
That impatient feeling.
**[20:00] ---**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[20:03] ---**
I don't like this, Uncle!
**[20:05] ---**
But, but... aaah!
**[20:08] ---**
What's that?
**[20:10] ---**
Uncle, that's too embarrassing!
**[20:13] ---**
Sergeant, bear with it!
**[20:15] ---**
I have to... I have to go to the bathroom!
**[20:17] ---**
Then go, if you gotta!
**[20:20] ---**
Huh, you were in here? I went looking
after you were gone for several days.
**[20:25] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki!
**[20:26] ---**
Please! Press that switch over there!
**[20:29] ---**
Sarge, why are you floating in midair?
**[20:32] ---**
Gero?
**[20:33] ---**
What's wrong with you all?
**[20:35] ---**
Gero...
**[20:36] ---**
He can't hear me.
**[20:38] ---**
Oh, no!
**[20:39] ---**
Fuyuki-san, please notice!
**[20:41] ---**
Fuyu-kun!
**[20:43] ---**
Huh? What's this clock here?
**[20:46] ---**
All right! That's it!
**[20:48] ---**
Please! I beg you, Master Fuyuki!
**[20:50] ---**
Fuyuki-san!
**[20:52] ---**
Fuyu-kun!
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? This clock...
**[20:55] ---**
H-Hurry!
**[20:57] ---**
Is it twelve o'clock now?
**[20:58] ---**
Not that!
**[21:00] ---**
There's a button here!
**[21:02] ---**
Should I push it?
***SIGN*** Push
**[21:16] ---**
I...
**[21:17] ---**
I am...
**[21:19] ---**
The invaders' terrifying ultimate operation
**[21:22] ---**
reached a truly terrifying conclusion.
**[21:25] ---**
We really can't show the
next part on television.
**[21:27] ---**
Well, then, until the day we meet again.
**[21:31] ---**
Gero...
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
(Yawn...)
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
(fua~~)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
On Keron, they got mad at me.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Keron ja... okorareta~
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
(Study!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
(Gakushuu shiro!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Fighting until my body dries out.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
(Woorrgh!)
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
(Uo~~)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
You liar!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Uso da!
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
I can't go back to my planet.
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
(So many fond memories...)
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
(Mina, natsukashii...)
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
I do not really care.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Betsu ni ii desuu
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Couldn't care less...
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Betsu ni ii zee~
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Yay! ♪)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Iei♪)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
We'll go back home.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
O-uchi ni kaeru
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Where?
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Doko da
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
The home we'll go back to.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Kaeru o-uchi wa
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kekero? It's the secret base.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
(Guess so.)
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
(Ma~ na)
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I think, sir.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
omou de arimasu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
One, two!
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
See no!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Not a betrayal.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Uragiri ja naku
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
A grand operation!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
daisakusen
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
We're just lying low.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
senpukuchuu to
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
...When was it again?
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
...Itsu da kke??
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero?!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero?!
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
At last, the long broadcast
has reached its finale!
**[23:11] ---**
And finally, the new program,
**[23:13] ---**
*Commander-in-Chief Keroro and
Natsumi the Hack,* will start!
**[23:17] ---**
Hee, just kidding!
**[23:19] ---**
But never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
Last episode of year five!
**[23:22] ---**
"Fuyuki & Natsumi:
The Keroro Onslaught, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Ohganei Park
***SIGN*** Special News Report
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!