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E37 - Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir! / Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Station Shopping Arcade Year-end Bargains
[01:34] ---
    There are no holidays or time off
[01:36] ---
    for the aliens settled on Earth.
[01:38] ---
    Please have one.
[01:39] ---
    Would you please have one?
[01:41] ---
    Oh, th-thanks...
[01:43] ---
    Uhm... can I have one, too?
SIGN    Classes You can become a Space Detective!
[01:45] ---
    You can be a space detective!
SIGN    You can protect the peace of the universe. Come on and...
[01:47] ---
    The peace of the universe is in your hands!
SIGN    Burn with me
[01:49] ---
    Ignite the fiery passion in your heart!
SIGN    Kogoro Space Detective Classes
[01:54] ---
    Care to take Kogoro's Space Detective lesson?
[01:58] ---
    Get the chance to work
    with my brother and be an
[02:01] ---
    intergalactic... detective... yourself...
[02:11] ---
    Huh? Dororo-sensei runs a ninja school?
SIGN    Dororo-sensei Greatest Ninja Classes Become a ninja in just one week...
[02:21] ---
    Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!
[02:26] ---
    So to sum things up,
[02:28] ---
    our objective today is to
[02:30] ---
    gather as many Pekoponians
    as possible, using this flyer.
[02:34] ---
    Are we opening a ninja school?
[02:37] ---
    I get it!
[02:38] ---
    We'll make that ninja battalion
    help us conquer Pekopon, correct?
[02:43] ---
    No, sir.
[02:44] ---
    We'll collect a monthly fee.
SIGN    Monthly Fee
[02:47] ---
    A fee?
[02:48] ---
    Are we going to charge money?
[02:50] ---
    Right.
[02:51] ---
    Our expenses increase as
    the end of the year draws near,
SIGN    Shudder
    Shudder
[02:54] ---
    but our fund is running dry.
[02:56] ---
    At this rate, we won't survive
    until next year, sir.
[03:00] ---
    That's why I came up with this plan
SIGN    Year-end Membership Drive on Now.
[03:02] ---
    to open a ninja school
     to earn some money.
[03:07] ---
    Keroro-kun?
[03:10] ---
    Well, if it isn't Lance Corporal Dororo.
[03:11] ---
    We've been waiting for you, sir.
[03:13] ---
    I just want to say... nobody
    told me anything about this!
[03:17] ---
    We're only doing this for the kids.
[03:21] ---
    For the kids?
[03:22] ---
    Right.
[03:23] ---
    All their lives, they've
    known nothing but hard study.
[03:27] ---
    I want them to spend a dream-like
    moment at your ninja school.
SIGN    Dream
[03:30] ---
    Dream-like... you said?
[03:33] ---
    This is for their future.
[03:35] ---
    You can guide them by
    teaching them what you know.
SIGN    The Art of Ninja
[03:39] ---
    I... I'll do my best.
SIGN    Monthly Fees
[03:41] ---
    But actually, money matters most.
[03:45] ---
    You sly frog.
SIGN    Dororo School
SIGN    Shinobi
[03:58] ---
    We've had a total of zero applicants so far.
[04:01] ---
    I guess with the economy in bad shape,
[04:03] ---
    a monthly fee of 5,000 yen
    may be a bit too expensive.
[04:06] ---
    Or maybe the membership fee
    of 10,000 is too high.
[04:12] ---
    Nobody's coming because I'm the teacher.
SIGN    Trauma Switch
[04:19] ---
    This is bad, sir!
[04:20] ---
    If Dororo is upset and refuses
    to go along with our plan,
[04:22] ---
    our new year will be totally miserable.
[04:24] ---
    Therefore, we're here to learn
    from the great master Dororo.
[04:28] ---
    Please teach us so we
    can be skilled ninjas, sir.
[04:31] ---
    Or, like, very unlearned?
[04:34] ---
    Or, like, for the monthly fee, sir.
[04:36] ---
    What is most important to the art of ninja?
[04:39] ---
    It is to become one with nature.
[04:42] ---
    The secret to mastering the
    ninja arts is to make yourself
[04:44] ---
    completely unnoticeable
    by blending in with nature.
[04:47] ---
    That's boring.
[04:50] ---
    Why don't you teach us slam-bang techniques,
[04:53] ---
    so we can crush our enemies?
[04:54] ---
    The true essence of the ninja arts isn't attack.
[04:57] ---
    You must hide, you must escape,
    and you must confuse your enemies.
[05:02] ---
    W-What did you say?
[05:03] ---
    A true soldier never
    turns his back on his enemies.
[05:06] ---
    How can you win if you don't fight at all?
SIGN    Pow.
[05:09] ---
    How about you just teach us
    some cool techniques?
[05:13] ---
    Like the clone technique.
[05:16] ---
    With that, I could finish conquering
    Pekopon, do all my household chores,
[05:19] ---
    and clean up after dinner,
    in no time at all.
[05:23] ---
    Didn't we see something like this
    in an earlier episode?
[05:25] ---
    It is not as simple as you think it is.
[05:28] ---
    Gero?
[05:29] ---
    The principle behind the cloning technique
[05:30] ---
    is to move so fast that
    it appears there are many of you.
[05:36] ---
    It looks like there are ten Dororo-senpais!
[05:39] ---
    I'll try it myself.
[05:54] ---
    Wow! I can see ten Mr. Sergeants!
[05:58] ---
    H-Huh? What the...
SIGN    Tire 10 Times Faster!
[06:02] ---
    You also tire ten times faster, sir...
[06:04] ---
    Then that's useless, isn't it?
[06:07] ---
    Are you all right?
[06:08] ---
    Or, like, self-destruction?
[06:11] ---
    I suppose nobody needs ninja tricks.
[06:15] ---
    Let's try another one.
[06:18] ---
    Okay, I'll teach you how to
    use the art of substitution.
[06:22] ---
    Keroro-kun, please try and hit me
    with your throwing stars.
[06:27] ---
    You asked for it!
[06:33] ---
    Wow! That was great!
[06:36] ---
    Art, my foot.
[06:38] ---
    With my "Transform into anything" Gun,
[06:40] ---
    such a technique is unnecessary!
[06:43] ---
    W-What the...?
[06:47] ---
    That is wowee!
[06:48] ---
    Let me at it!
[06:52] ---
    That's meaningless.
[06:54] ---
    This is rather fun, sir!
[06:57] ---
    And that's not all. Look.
[07:01] ---
    Again.
[07:02] ---
    Once more.
[07:04] ---
    Can I try that, too?
[07:07] ---
    I want to borrow it, too.
[07:15] ---
    Are you really here to learn
    ninja techniques from me?
[07:21] ---
    Let us try some water techniques.
[07:24] ---
    You want us to get in that freezing water?
[07:26] ---
    We'll catch cold.
[07:28] ---
    Or, like, winter swimming?
[07:30] ---
    A true ninja has to be able
    to plunge into the icy water
[07:33] ---
    of rivers and lakes in the cold of winter.
[07:35] ---
    But we're only ninja trainees, right?
[07:38] ---
    I'd prefer a hot bath.
SIGN    Spa Waters of Japan
[07:39] ---
    Hey, why don't we use some of these?
[07:42] ---
    Wow, bath salts! We get to enjoy
[07:44] ---
    the feel of soaking in a
    famous hot springs of the country!
[07:49] ---
    This is the life.
[07:54] ---
    Dororo, why don't you join us?
[07:56] ---
    Hey. Are you really here to learn
    ninja techniques from me?
[08:01] ---
    Next are some earth techniques.
[08:04] ---
    You will use this weapon
    called a kunai knife.
[08:06] ---
    You can dig a hole
    big enough to hide in,
[08:06] ---
    This thing can dig pretty fast.
[08:08] ---
    or simply throw sand
    in the face of your opponent.
[08:08] ---
    This is like playing on the beach!
[08:12] ---
    Hey, are you guys listening?
[08:14] ---
    Hey, Tamama.
[08:15] ---
    That's a real big hole.
[08:17] ---
    I can do that. Mine'll be bigger, sir!
SIGN    Armageddon
[08:22] ---
    Armageddon! One trillionth!
[08:29] ---
    Are you really... here to learn
    ninja techniques from me?
[08:44] ---
    You again!
[08:47] ---
    Space Detective 556!
[08:50] ---
    And his younger sister, Lavie!
[08:51] ---
    What brought you here, 556?
[08:54] ---
    My brother desperately needs a job,
     and you guys are in his way!
[09:02] ---
    I'll put an end to this dojo's reputation!
[09:07] ---
    You dare to challenge our dojo?!
[09:09] ---
    I won't let you destroy my school.
[09:11] ---
    I'll teach you a lesson!
[09:14] ---
    Adhesion!
[09:18] ---
    Do you honestly think you have a chance
[09:20] ---
    against masters of ninja techniques?
[09:23] ---
    But you haven't learned anything yet.
[09:25] ---
    Let's go! Keroro Platoon,
    battle formation!
SIGN    Shinobi
[09:30] ---
    Let's go to our next request.
[09:32] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
    she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
[09:34] ---
    Wow, that's me! He'll read my request!
[09:38] ---
    Hello...
[09:44] ---
    What the heck are those
    stupid frogs doing?! You jerks!
[09:52] ---
    Now, Giroro!
SIGN    Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher
[09:53] ---
    Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher!
[09:58] ---
    Laser Sword!
[10:02] ---
    Now it's my turn.
SIGN    Ninja Art: Tamama Impact
[10:04] ---
    Ninja Art: Tamama Impact!
[10:12] ---
    Darn you.
[10:14] ---
    Huh?
[10:14] ---
    Stop that racket!
[10:16] ---
    What're you doing in there,
    you stupid frog?!
[10:19] ---
    Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
    Oh, shoot...
[10:21] ---
    Open up right now!
    Or else I'll tear down this door!
[10:24] ---
    She sounds really angry!
[10:27] ---
    Gero!
[10:29] ---
    Dororo! Please teach me how
    to disappear like you always do!
[10:33] ---
    Okay? Okay? Okay?
[10:34] ---
    I suppose I must.
[10:36] ---
    Ninja Art: Cloud of Smoke Jutsu!
SIGN    Whoosh!
[10:39] ---
    C'mon. We can all escape
    under the cover of smoke...
[10:42] ---
    Ow.
[10:46] ---
    You stupid frogs!
[10:47] ---
    Huh?
[10:52] ---
    Heya!
[10:52] ---
    Hi...
[10:52] ---
    What the heck are you two
    doing in our house?
[10:57] ---
    We're sorry for making
    a big mess! We're so sorry!
[11:00] ---
    My head... hurts...
[11:03] ---
    Whew. That was real close, wasn't it?
SIGN    Everyone
[11:06] ---
    I'm glad everyone's safe and sound.
[11:08] ---
    And since we're all here,
    why don't we do our thing, okay?
SIGN    All
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[11:18] ---
    Um... aren't you guys forgetting someone?
SIGN    Shinobi
[11:24] ---
    They really do not care...
[11:27] ---
    It's not like that. They just, you know...
[11:27] ---
    They never really cared...
[11:29] ---
    C'mon, cheer up. Okay?
[11:32] ---
    Look, no more tears!
[11:34] ---
    Leave him alone.
[11:42] ---
    They say lightning always strikes twice.
[11:44] ---
    And sometimes, it feels like
[11:45] ---
    tragedy keeps coming back to haunt you.
[11:48] ---
    Let's go to our next request.
[11:50] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
    she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
[11:53] ---
    All right! It's me again!
[11:53] ---
    "I hope you'll understand."
[11:55] ---
    "You already picked my request before,
     but unfortunately..."
[12:07] ---
    Sis!
[12:09] ---
    What's with all the noise?
[12:11] ---
    Your window!
[12:16] ---
    You sure ran into some
    bad luck, Natchi-san.
[12:18] ---
    Well, on to the next request.
[12:19] ---
    I missed it again...
[12:24] ---
    Show yourself, you stupid frog!
[12:26] ---
    Huh?
[12:27] ---
    The sergeant's not here?
[12:34] ---
    Sis!
[12:40] ---
    Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
[12:53] ---
    Where the heck are we?
[13:08] ---
    A monster!
[13:10] ---
    That's not a monster. It's a dinosaur.
[13:13] ---
    A tyrannosaurus.
[13:18] ---
    Stop!
[13:20] ---
    Be careful, Gyao-chan. They're not your food.
[13:24] ---
    S-Sarge!
[13:27] ---
    Welcome to our theme park,
     Jurassic Paradise.
SIGN    Jurassic Paradise
[13:32] ---
    J-Jurassic Paradise...?
[13:35] ---
    Where did you get that dinosaur?
[13:36] ---
    Using a slice of dinosaur DNA
    discovered recently,
[13:40] ---
    we brought it back to life
    using Keron's amazing technology.
[13:43] ---
    We also revitalized a small one...
[13:46] ---
    ...but it escaped.
[13:48] ---
    Then... earlier...
[13:52] ---
    Don't tell me you're planning to
    let them create havoc in the streets
[13:54] ---
    as part of your conquest plans!
[13:56] ---
    No, no, no, no, not at all, ma'am.
[13:58] ---
    We'll just charge an entrance fee, ma'am.
[14:00] ---
    Our expenses increase as
    the end of the year draws near,
SIGN    Shudder
    Shudder
[14:03] ---
    but our fund is running dry.
[14:05] ---
    At this rate, we won't survive
    until next year, sir.
[14:09] ---
    That's why I came up
    with this Jurassic Paradise!
SIGN    Jurassic Paradise
SIGN    Money Grows On Trees
SIGN    Jurassic Paradise Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
[14:15] ---
    It'll be the first realistic
    dinosaur theme park in all of Pekopon.
[14:19] ---
    You'll get the chance
    to play with real dinosaurs!
SIGN    Grand Opening Discount This coupon allows up to four persons to enter at the following discounts.
SIGN    Adults (Middle School and Older) Children (Up to 6th Grade) Babies (Up to Age 3) Free
SIGN    Business Hours
SIGN    Entrance Fees
[14:22] ---
    We've already distributed flyers
    all over town.
[14:25] ---
    Or, like, informed people?
[14:29] ---
    A-Are you sure it's safe?
[14:31] ---
    The tyrannosaurus is one of
    the fiercest carnivores there is.
[14:34] ---
    No need to worry!
[14:36] ---
    With this pet obedience controller
    called the 3-2-1 Obeyer,
[14:39] ---
    invented by Kululu,
SIGN    3-2-1 Obeyer
[14:41] ---
    even the wildest animal
    becomes as tame as a kitten.
[14:44] ---
    Right, Gyao-chan?
[14:48] ---
    Gyao-chan?
[14:49] ---
    Right. He growls "gyao,"
    so I named him Gyao-chan.
[14:53] ---
    Let me show you a few simple tricks.
[14:56] ---
    Gyao-chan, your hand!
[15:02] ---
    Th-The other one.
[15:05] ---
    L-Lie down...
[15:09] ---
    I don't think this is working out...
[15:12] ---
    Here's the yours-truly 1:100 scale MG Ball.
[15:15] ---
    C'mon, Gyao-chan!
[15:17] ---
    Go fetch the ball.
[15:32] ---
    Good boy, good boy.
[15:34] ---
    Th-That's enough, Sarge...
[15:36] ---
    A-Are you sure?
[15:37] ---
    Well then, Gyao-chan, house.
[15:42] ---
    House! House!
SIGN    Gyao-chan
[15:47] ---
    Huh?
[15:47] ---
    House... house... house... house...
[15:51] ---
    W-What the...?
[15:55] ---
    Oh no!
[15:58] ---
    What happened to the
    control unit on his head?
[16:05] ---
    I know! Giroro! Come over here, sir!
[16:08] ---
    Roger!
[16:09] ---
    Put the control unit
    back on top of Gyao-chan's head!
[16:14] ---
    Roger!
[16:17] ---
    Huh?
[16:18] ---
    What am I doing?
[16:32] ---
    Sis!
[16:36] ---
    Get up and go!
[16:38] ---
    Giroro?
[16:38] ---
    I'll take care of this.
[16:40] ---
    That's a movie cliché where
    someone is about to bite the dust.
[16:44] ---
    Or, like, noble gesture?
[16:46] ---
    Run!
[16:48] ---
    Or, like, cannon fodder?
[16:55] ---
    Of course.
[16:56] ---
    Everybody, this way!
[16:59] ---
    Sarge, where are you going?
[17:06] ---
    Guys, give me a hand.
[17:09] ---
    I've gotta save my treasures, at least.
[17:12] ---
    Sarge...
[17:13] ---
    It's another cliché. The obvious prey
    who doesn't know any better.
[17:23] ---
    Stop it, Gyao-chan!
[17:24] ---
    Don't destroy this, sir, please!
[17:31] ---
    We've got to get back up there.
[17:34] ---
    There!
[17:35] ---
    We can get back in the house through that gate.
[17:38] ---
    What the?
[17:42] ---
    Another troublemaker.
[17:44] ---
    556! Did you come to save us, sir?
SIGN    Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
[17:57] ---
    Why did he come here, anyway?
[18:05] ---
    Looks like the damage turned
    the gate into a black hole.
[18:09] ---
    How do we get back?
[18:10] ---
    This is perfect.
[18:11] ---
    Let's kick that beast into the black hole.
[18:14] ---
    No, that's too cruel.
[18:16] ---
    What would you prefer?
     Got any other ideas?
[18:21] ---
    I'll talk to Gyao-chan
    and win his trust, sir.
[18:26] ---
    Gyao-chan, please calm down
    and listen to me, sir!
[18:36] ---
    Gyao-chan!
[18:55] ---
    Gyao-chan...
[18:57] ---
    I'm sure you remember how much I cared...
[19:00] ---
    Gero?
[19:04] ---
    You jerk!
[19:06] ---
    You are no longer my friend!
[19:11] ---
    Hey, Kululu.
[19:12] ---
    Can't you use a time machine to
    send him back to prehistoric times?
[19:16] ---
    Even though I'm a genius, making
    a time machine is out of my depth.
[19:21] ---
    No, not again.
[19:23] ---
    The "If we lived twice" Gun...?!
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #1
[19:25] ---
    A fantastic bit of luck.
[19:26] ---
    Sis, you can make Gyao-chan smaller.
[19:29] ---
    For sure! I'll turn him back into an egg!
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #2
[19:35] ---
    Another fantastic bit of luck.
[19:41] ---
    Right here, right now,
    a miracle has just taken place.
[19:44] ---
    Right at that moment,
    the alignment of the planets,
[19:46] ---
    which only happens
    every 1,000 years, took place.
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #3
[19:53] ---
    Due to the planetary alignment,
[19:54] ---
    Earth's magnetic fields
    are slightly distorted,
[19:58] ---
    causing a warped imaginary space
    inside the black hole.
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #4
[20:01] ---
    On top of that,
[20:03] ---
    the antenna of Keroro's
    treasured Char's Gelgoog
[20:07] ---
    is by chance pointing exactly
    north-northwest.
SIGN    West
SIGN    East
SIGN    North
SIGN    South
[20:14] ---
    It's way too complicated to explain.
[20:16] ---
    Suffice to say that due to the angle
    and the mumbo-jumbo and all...
[20:20] ---
    What's that?
[20:21] ---
    Somehow, a time tunnel appeared.
SIGN    Product of Coincidence
[20:28] ---
    Huh? How could that have happened?
[20:30] ---
    Beats me. But it's there.
[20:41] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    Gyao-chan!
[20:49] ---
    Gyao-chan...
[20:58] ---
    Gyao-chan!
[21:11] ---
    Gyao-chan...
[21:13] ---
    I just hope you got back safely
    to the Jurassic era, sir.
[21:16] ---
    I hope so, too.
[21:19] ---
    Scientists still can't explain
SIGN    Dinosaur fossils found in Oku Tokyo City
[21:21] ---
    how a Gundam model was found
    together with dinosaur fossils...
[21:25] ---
    Kero?
SIGN    A Modern-day Mystery Prehistoric Gundam Plastic Model Found
[21:29] ---
    It seems he managed to get back safely.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:07] ---
    Christmas decorations have
    been going up, here and there.
[23:10] ---
    Christmas trees are up in our
    neighborhood shopping arcade,
[23:14] ---
    which reminds me
    that Christmas is near.
[23:16] ---
    But it looks like there won't
    be any romance this year for me.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! Next episode,
[23:20] ---
    there will be a battle between
    the Red Ogre and Super Natsumi.
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!