# E37 - Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir! / Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5NMM/dororo-come-to-my-ninja-school-sir--keroros-dinosaur-sir)<br>
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forward ho! To conquer Earth!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero!<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero~!<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I leave home with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an umbrella, it never rains.<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare<br>**[00:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"<br>**[00:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot to cook rice for the curry!<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karee no raisu o takiwasure<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I pinched my pinky in the closing door.<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hopped on to find it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was going the wrong way.<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tobinottara yukisaki chigau<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The company vacation was to Keron.<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shain ryokou wa Keron<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, dinner is much cheaper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you buy it at the store!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero!<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero~!<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run to answer the phone,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's a fax coming in.<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today marks "the first year<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Keroro era"!<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sweep the square areas circularly.<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki<br>**[01:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.<br>**[01:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, five minutes from the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;station was actually fifteen!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, soldier men,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a job well done!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Station Shopping Arcade  Year-end Bargains
<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are no holidays or time off<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the aliens settled on Earth.<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please have one.<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you please have one?<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, th-thanks...<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhm... can I have one, too?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Classes  You can become a Space Detective!
<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can be a space detective!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can protect the peace of the universe.  Come on and...
<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The peace of the universe is in your hands!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Burn with me
<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ignite the fiery passion in your heart!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kogoro Space Detective Classes
<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Care to take Kogoro's Space Detective lesson?<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get the chance to work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with my brother and be an<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;intergalactic... detective... yourself...<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Dororo-sensei runs a ninja school?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo-sensei  Greatest Ninja Classes  Become a ninja in just one week...
<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So to sum things up,<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our objective today is to<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gather as many Pekoponians<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as possible, using this flyer.<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are we opening a ninja school?<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get it!<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll make that ninja battalion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;help us conquer Pekopon, correct?<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, sir.<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll collect a monthly fee.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Monthly Fee
<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A fee?<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are we going to charge money?<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our expenses increase as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the end of the year draws near,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shudder <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shudder
<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but our fund is running dry.<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, we won't survive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until next year, sir.<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I came up with this plan<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Year-end Membership Drive on Now.
<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to open a ninja school<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to earn some money.<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro-kun?<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, if it isn't Lance Corporal Dororo.<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've been waiting for you, sir.<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just want to say... nobody<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;told me anything about this!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're only doing this for the kids.<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For the kids?<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All their lives, they've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;known nothing but hard study.<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want them to spend a dream-like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;moment at your ninja school.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dream
<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dream-like... you said?<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is for their future.<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can guide them by<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;teaching them what you know.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Art of Ninja
<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I'll do my best.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Monthly Fees
<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But actually, money matters most.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sly frog.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo School
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinobi
<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've had a total of zero applicants so far.<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess with the economy in bad shape,<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a monthly fee of 5,000 yen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;may be a bit too expensive.<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or maybe the membership fee<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of 10,000 is too high.<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody's coming because I'm the teacher.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Trauma Switch
<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad, sir!<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Dororo is upset and refuses<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go along with our plan,<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our new year will be totally miserable.<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Therefore, we're here to learn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the great master Dororo.<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please teach us so we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can be skilled ninjas, sir.<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, very unlearned?<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, for the monthly fee, sir.<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is most important to the art of ninja?<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is to become one with nature.<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The secret to mastering the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ninja arts is to make yourself<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;completely unnoticeable<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by blending in with nature.<br>**[04:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's boring.<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you teach us slam-bang techniques,<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we can crush our enemies?<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The true essence of the ninja arts isn't attack.<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must hide, you must escape,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you must confuse your enemies.<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What did you say?<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A true soldier never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;turns his back on his enemies.<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can you win if you don't fight at all?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pow.
<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about you just teach us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some cool techniques?<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the clone technique.<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With that, I could finish conquering<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekopon, do all my household chores,<br>**[05:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and clean up after dinner,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in no time at all.<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't we see something like this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in an earlier episode?<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is not as simple as you think it is.<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The principle behind the cloning technique<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to move so fast that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it appears there are many of you.<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like there are ten Dororo-senpais!<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll try it myself.<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! I can see ten Mr. Sergeants!<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh? What the...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tire 10 Times Faster!
<br>**[06:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You also tire ten times faster, sir...<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then that's useless, isn't it?<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right?<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, self-destruction?<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose nobody needs ninja tricks.<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's try another one.<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I'll teach you how to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use the art of substitution.<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro-kun, please try and hit me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with your throwing stars.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You asked for it!<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! That was great!<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Art, my foot.<br>**[06:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With my "Transform into anything" Gun,<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a technique is unnecessary!<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What the...?<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is wowee!<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me at it!<br>**[06:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's meaningless.<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is rather fun, sir!<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's not all. Look.<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again.<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once more.<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can I try that, too?<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to borrow it, too.<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you really here to learn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ninja techniques from me?<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let us try some water techniques.<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want us to get in that freezing water?<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll catch cold.<br>**[07:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, winter swimming?<br>**[07:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A true ninja has to be able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to plunge into the icy water<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of rivers and lakes in the cold of winter.<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we're only ninja trainees, right?<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd prefer a hot bath.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spa Waters of Japan
<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, why don't we use some of these?<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, bath salts! We get to enjoy<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the feel of soaking in a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;famous hot springs of the country!<br>**[07:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the life.<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo, why don't you join us?<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey. Are you really here to learn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ninja techniques from me?<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next are some earth techniques.<br>**[08:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You will use this weapon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;called a kunai knife.<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can dig a hole<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;big enough to hide in,<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This thing can dig pretty fast.<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or simply throw sand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the face of your opponent.<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is like playing on the beach!<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, are you guys listening?<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Tamama.<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a real big hole.<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can do that. Mine'll be bigger, sir!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Armageddon
<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Armageddon! One trillionth!<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you really... here to learn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ninja techniques from me?<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You again!<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective 556!<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And his younger sister, Lavie!<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What brought you here, 556?<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My brother desperately needs a job,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and you guys are in his way!<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll put an end to this dojo's reputation!<br>**[09:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You dare to challenge our dojo?!<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you destroy my school.<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll teach you a lesson!<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adhesion!<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you honestly think you have a chance<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against masters of ninja techniques?<br>**[09:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you haven't learned anything yet.<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go! Keroro Platoon,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;battle formation!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinobi
<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go to our next request.<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's from Inner-Tokyo, and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she's using the handle... Natchi-san.<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, that's me! He'll read my request!<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello...<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck are those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stupid frogs doing?! You jerks!<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Giroro!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher
<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher!<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Laser Sword!<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now it's my turn.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja Art: Tamama Impact
<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja Art: Tamama Impact!<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn you.<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop that racket!<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're you doing in there,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you stupid frog?!<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi!<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, shoot...<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Open up right now!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or else I'll tear down this door!<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She sounds really angry!<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo! Please teach me how<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to disappear like you always do!<br>**[10:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay? Okay? Okay?<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose I must.<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja Art: Cloud of Smoke Jutsu!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoosh!
<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon. We can all escape<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;under the cover of smoke...<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow.<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You stupid frogs!<br>**[10:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heya!<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi...<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck are you two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing in our house?<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're sorry for making<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a big mess! We're so sorry!<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My head... hurts...<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whew. That was real close, wasn't it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone
<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad *everyone's* safe and sound.<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And since we're *all* here, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why don't we do our thing, okay?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gerogerogero...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamatamatama...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Girogirogiro...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kulukulukulu...
<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... aren't you guys forgetting someone?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinobi
<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They really do not care...<br>**[11:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like that. They just, you know...<br>**[11:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They never really cared...<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon, cheer up. Okay?<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, no more tears!<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave him alone.<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They say lightning always strikes twice.<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And sometimes, it feels like<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tragedy keeps coming back to haunt you.<br>**[11:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go to our next request.<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's from Inner-Tokyo, and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she's using the handle... Natchi-san.<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! It's me again!<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I hope you'll understand."<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You already picked my request before,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; but unfortunately..."<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis!<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with all the noise?<br>**[12:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your window!<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sure ran into some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bad luck, Natchi-san.<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, on to the next request.<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I missed it again...<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show yourself, you stupid frog!<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sergeant's not here?<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis!<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where the heck are we?<br>**[13:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A monster!<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not a monster. It's a dinosaur.<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A tyrannosaurus.<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful, Gyao-chan. They're not your food.<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Sarge!<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to our theme park,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Jurassic Paradise.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jurassic Paradise
<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;J-Jurassic Paradise...?<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did you get that dinosaur?<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Using a slice of dinosaur DNA<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;discovered recently,<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we brought it back to life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;using Keron's amazing technology.<br>**[13:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We also revitalized a small one...<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...but it escaped.<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then... earlier...<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me you're planning to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let them create havoc in the streets<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as part of your conquest plans!<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no, no, not at all, ma'am.<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll just charge an entrance fee, ma'am.<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our expenses increase as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the end of the year draws near,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shudder <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shudder
<br>**[14:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but our fund is running dry.<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, we won't survive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until next year, sir.<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I came up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with this Jurassic Paradise!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jurassic Paradise
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Money Grows On Trees
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jurassic Paradise  Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be the first realistic<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dinosaur theme park in all of Pekopon.<br>**[14:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll get the chance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to play with real dinosaurs!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grand Opening Discount  This coupon allows up to four persons  to enter at the following discounts.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adults (Middle School and Older)  Children (Up to 6th Grade)  Babies (Up to Age 3) Free
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Business Hours
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Entrance Fees
<br>**[14:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've already distributed flyers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all over town.<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, informed people?<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Are you sure it's safe?<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The tyrannosaurus is one of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the fiercest carnivores there is.<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need to worry!<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With this pet obedience controller <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;called the 3-2-1 Obeyer,<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;invented by Kululu,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3-2-1 Obeyer
<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even the wildest animal<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;becomes as tame as a kitten.<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, Gyao-chan?<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan?<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right. He growls "gyao,"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I named him Gyao-chan.<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me show you a few simple tricks.<br>**[14:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan, your hand!<br>**[15:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-The other one.<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;L-Lie down...<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think this is working out...<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's the yours-truly 1:100 scale MG Ball.<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon, Gyao-chan!<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go fetch the ball.<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good boy, good boy.<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's enough, Sarge...<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Are you sure?<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, Gyao-chan, *house.*<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;House! House!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan
<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;House... house... house... house...<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What the...?<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no!<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;control unit on his head?<br>**[16:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know! Giroro! Come over here, sir!<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roger!<br>**[16:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Put the control unit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back on top of Gyao-chan's head!<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roger!<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What am I doing?<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis!<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get up and go!<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro?<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take care of this.<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a movie cliché where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone is about to bite the dust.<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, noble gesture?<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Run!<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, cannon fodder?<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course.<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody, this way!<br>**[16:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge, where are you going?<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guys, give me a hand.<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've gotta save my treasures, at least.<br>**[17:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge...<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's another cliché. The obvious prey<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who doesn't know any better.<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it, Gyao-chan!<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't destroy this, sir, please!<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got to get back up there.<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There!<br>**[17:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can get back in the house through that gate.<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the?<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Another troublemaker.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556! Did you come to save us, sir?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
<br>**[17:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did he come here, anyway?<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like the damage turned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the gate into a black hole.<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do we get back?<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is perfect.<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's kick that beast into the black hole.<br>**[18:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's too cruel.<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What would you prefer?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Got any other ideas?<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll talk to Gyao-chan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and win his trust, sir.<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan, please calm down<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and listen to me, sir!<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan!<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan...<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you remember how much I cared...<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You jerk!<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are no longer my friend!<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kululu.<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you use a time machine to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;send him back to prehistoric times?<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though I'm a genius, making<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a time machine is out of my depth.<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, not again.<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The "If we lived twice" Gun...?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fantastic bit of luck #1
<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A fantastic bit of luck.<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis, you can make Gyao-chan smaller.<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For sure! I'll turn him back into an egg!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fantastic bit of luck #2
<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Another fantastic bit of luck.<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right here, right now,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a miracle has just taken place.<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right at that moment,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the alignment of the planets,<br>**[19:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which only happens<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;every 1,000 years, took place.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fantastic bit of luck #3
<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Due to the planetary alignment,<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Earth's magnetic fields<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are slightly distorted,<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;causing a warped imaginary space<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside the black hole.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fantastic bit of luck #4
<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On top of that,<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the antenna of Keroro's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;treasured Char's Gelgoog<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is by chance pointing exactly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;north-northwest.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;West
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;East
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;North
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;South
<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's way too complicated to explain.<br>**[20:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suffice to say that due to the angle<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the mumbo-jumbo and all...<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>**[20:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somehow, a time tunnel appeared.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Product of Coincidence
<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? How could that have happened?<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beats me. But it's there.<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan!<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan...<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan!<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyao-chan...<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just hope you got back safely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the Jurassic era, sir.<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope so, too.<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scientists still can't explain<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dinosaur fossils found in Oku Tokyo City
<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how a Gundam model was found<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;together with dinosaur fossils...<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Modern-day Mystery  Prehistoric Gundam Plastic Model Found
<br>**[21:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems he managed to get back safely.<br>**[21:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou<br>**[21:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The passwords are:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro and Sergeant.<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3, 2, 1, fire!<br>**[21:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[21:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[21:58] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[21:58] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ranbou ni hipparu na<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pull on it hard.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pinch it so freely.<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore ijou chikazuku na<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Itazura suru na, sawaru na!<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't come any closer!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;messy messy.<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kibishii tatakai da ga<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tonikaku haragoshirae<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a tough battle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but first we have to eat our fill.<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pyua na uchuu no seimei<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunao sugite heso magari<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A pure space life form,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so honest that he's crooked.<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The enemy has straight<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[22:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[22:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[23:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi here.<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Christmas decorations have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been going up, here and there.<br>**[23:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Christmas trees are up in our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;neighborhood shopping arcade,<br>**[23:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which reminds me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Christmas is near.<br>**[23:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it looks like there won't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be any romance this year for me.<br>**[23:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind that! Next episode,<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there will be a battle between<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Red Ogre and Super Natsumi.<br>**[23:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!"<br>**[23:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!"<br>**[23:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These two stories. How's that?<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>