E282 - Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir! / Kero Zero: All Quiet on the Fig Front, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Art Gallery
[01:34] ---
    Today, I will relay to you the events of the
    end of milady Momoka's childhood in France,
[01:38] ---
    after it became decided that
    she would move here to Japan.
[01:42] ---
    Ah, my apologies.
[01:44] ---
    I am Momoka-sama's butler, Paul.
[01:51] ---
    Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir!
[02:02] ---
    Having bid her friend farewell,
    Momoka-sama...
SIGN    France Charles de Gaulle Airport
[02:25] ---
    Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
[02:27] ---
    Yes.
[02:28] ---
    You must be tired.
[02:30] ---
    Let me take your luggage.
[02:32] ---
    No...
[02:33] ---
    I'll carry it myself.
SIGN    Nishizawa Momoka (Elementary Schooler)
[02:35] ---
    I did promise my mother and father.
[02:42] ---
    The Nishizawa family motto.
[02:44] ---
    No matter where on Earth we are,
[02:47] ---
    our family is as one.
[02:49] ---
    Isn't that right, Mother and Father?
[02:53] ---
    They were busy parents,
[02:56] ---
    but they showered her with
    a great deal of love.
SIGN    Yotsutaka Private Elementary School
[03:18] ---
    Paul, please let today be the
    last day you drive me this close.
[03:22] ---
    I want to lead my school life
    as a very normal girl.
[03:27] ---
    Yes, Momoka-sama.
[03:30] ---
    Then I'll be off!
[03:34] ---
    Is it acceptable to leave
    Momoka-sama on her own?
[03:37] ---
    We will only watch over her from now on.
[03:44] ---
    She's here!
[03:53] ---
    They say she's mega-rich.
[03:55] ---
    Apparently they'll buy her anything!
[03:57] ---
    She's a winner in life...
[03:58] ---
    How could we be friends
    with someone like that?
[04:01] ---
    If you walk up to her,
    you'll get arrested!
SIGN    Aliens
    Do they exist or not?
    Yaoizaki Jun'ichi
    Bridge Publishing
[04:23] ---
    Detected a boy approaching
    within three meters of Momoka-sama!
[04:27] ---
    Level 1 state of emergency!
[04:29] ---
    Don't panic!
[04:30] ---
    This situation is entirely within expectations
    for a public educational facility!
[04:34] ---
    Trust in Momoka-sama,
    and stand by at the rear!
SIGN    Paul
[04:36] ---
    Roger!
[04:38] ---
    A... A boy is...
[04:41] ---
    ...so... close to me!
[04:57] ---
    H...
[04:58] ---
    He collided with Momoka-sama!
[05:00] ---
    Requesting permission to move in!
[05:02] ---
    E-Endure...
[05:04] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[05:07] ---
    I... I'm sorry...
[05:09] ---
    I was spaced out...
[05:10] ---
    No... um... it was my fault, too.
SIGN    Aliens Do they exist or not? Yaoizaki Jun'ichi Bridge Publishing
[05:20] ---
    U-Um, this is...
[05:22] ---
    Ah, thanks.
[05:24] ---
    Hey, are you new here?
[05:27] ---
    Y-Yes!
[05:28] ---
    I'm in Class 4-1.
[05:30] ---
    Then you've gone past it!
[05:33] ---
    I'm so glad.
[05:34] ---
    I've actually only just moved here myself.
[05:37] ---
    I'm Hinata Fuyuki.
[05:39] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:40] ---
    I... I...
[05:44] ---
    My name is Nishizawa Momoka...
[05:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san, huh?
[05:48] ---
    Come on, let's go together!
[05:50] ---
    Okay!
[05:52] ---
    Oh! She's actually pretty normal!
[05:54] ---
    She's not much different from us!
[05:56] ---
    Look, she's smiling!
[05:59] ---
    Where's the guy who said we'd get
    arrested for coming close to her?
[06:01] ---
    I think we could be friends.
SIGN    Japanese
[06:04] ---
    No matter what Master Fuyuki encountered,
[06:07] ---
    he would always interact with it normally,
[06:09] ---
    and this aspect of his seemed to put
    Momoka-sama at considerable ease.
SIGN    Unidentified Flying Objects True Aliens A Message From Space THESE Are Aliens! Universe's Emissary Aliens and Ancient Cultures Riddles of Supernatural Phenomena Mysteries of Martians Manual of Space Mysterious Phenomena Legendary Creatures U.M.A. Latest Reports Aliens: Do they exist or not? Mysteries of the World I Saw A UFO
[06:15] ---
    Umm... Chupaca... Ch-Chupa... Chu...
[06:19] ---
    Ahh, I don't understand this very well.
[06:22] ---
    Momoka-sama.
    If you exert yourself too much...
[06:25] ---
    Thanks, Paul.
[06:27] ---
    But... if we have common hobbies
    and things to talk about,
[06:30] ---
    I'll be able to talk with Fuyuki-kun more.
[06:34] ---
    Umm... Chu... Chu... Chupaca...bra?
[06:35] ---
    At some point, that developed into
    a special feeling for him.
[06:39] ---
    However,
[06:40] ---
    she could not manage very
    well to call out to him,
[06:43] ---
    and the days and months passed by.
[06:47] ---
    And that day came...
[06:52] ---
    Successfully infiltrated
    Pekopon's atmosphere.
[06:55] ---
    We will now enter into
[06:57] ---
    advance operations necessary
    for our invasion of Pekopon.
[07:06] ---
    Corporal Giroro,
    research the military facilities.
[07:08] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    the social institutions.
[07:11] ---
    I will be in charge of culture and customs.
[07:13] ---
    Lance Corporal Zeroro,
    the natural environment.
[07:16] ---
    Roger!
[07:17] ---
    And Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[07:19] ---
    Uh huh?
[07:20] ---
    Your mission shall be...
[07:22] ---
    ...to watch the ship, sir!
[07:25] ---
    That is so unfair...
[07:30] ---
    I am so bored...
[07:32] ---
    And I already ate all the sweet
    Keron figs Obaba gave me.
[07:37] ---
    Plus, I've lost contact
    with the platoon.
[07:40] ---
    Pekopon is a backwards, barbaric planet,
    but I was looking forward to it
[07:43] ---
    when I heard it was the home of manga
    and sweets and Japanimation.
[07:53] ---
    I am going, too!
[07:57] ---
    Auto-anti-barrier active.
[08:05] ---
    Detected and shot down
    command ship of hostile species.
[08:10] ---
    Good.
[08:11] ---
    It looks like it's true that
    the Keron Army came to Pekopon.
[08:16] ---
    Those impertinent Keronians.
[08:18] ---
    We'll never hand Pekopon over to you.
SIGN    From Father
SIGN    From Mother
[08:27] ---
    Momoka-sama, I wish you
    a very happy birthday.
[08:30] ---
    Happy Birthday, Momoka!
[08:33] ---
    Happy birthday, Momoka-chan!
[08:35] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[08:42] ---
    It is amazing!
[08:44] ---
    I do not know which to eat first!
[08:49] ---
    We are going to invade anyway,
    so they are both mine.
[08:53] ---
    Tama?
[08:54] ---
    It has suddenly gotten dark.
[08:59] ---
    What?!
[09:00] ---
    Something just came falling down!
[09:03] ---
    It's dangerous here!
[09:04] ---
    Everyone, please take shelter!
[09:06] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[09:17] ---
    S-Sneaking up on me is dirty!
[09:21] ---
    You seem to think you're here
    on vacation, Keronian.
[09:24] ---
    I'll bring you to your senses!
[09:25] ---
    Tama!
[09:27] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[09:28] ---
    Can't you see it, Paul?
[09:30] ---
    It's an alien!
[09:31] ---
    An alien?
[09:36] ---
    Help... me...
[09:42] ---
    Tama!!
[09:52] ---
    Now...
[09:53] ---
    ...I can move easier!
[10:01] ---
    Hey! I see what you are!
    You're a frickin' alien!
[10:03] ---
    You can see me, even though
    I have my anti-barrier?
[10:06] ---
    Be my pet, and I'll help you out!
[10:08] ---
    Yes or no?!
[10:10] ---
    Answer me, ya brat!
[10:13] ---
    Yes!!
[10:15] ---
    Okay!!
[10:22] ---
    Th-This is a Pekoponian?
[10:26] ---
    S-So cool!
[10:29] ---
    I can do that...
[10:31] ---
    I won't be beaten...
[10:34] ---
    Tamama Impact!!
[10:47] ---
    Unbelievable...
[10:48] ---
    The blood of her mother has
     slept within her for so long.
[10:51] ---
    Yes...
[10:52] ---
    Momoka-sama's mother is a
    world champion at martial arts.
[10:55] ---
    Her blood has been faithfully passed down.
[11:01] ---
    You...
[11:03] ---
    Yeah, no doubt...
[11:05] ---
    You really are an alien.
[11:07] ---
    I... I'm...
[11:09] ---
    All riiiiiight!
[11:11] ---
    I've found my opportunity
    to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
[11:15] ---
    Love Chance Get!!
[11:18] ---
    From today on, this will be your home!
[11:21] ---
    Um. Are there sweets?
[11:23] ---
    You bet!
[11:23] ---
    Eat as much as you want!
[11:25] ---
    Yay!
[11:27] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[11:29] ---
    Oh, my.
[11:30] ---
    I got carried away...
[11:37] ---
    It was through encounters such as these
[11:40] ---
    that Momoka-sama became what she is today.
SIGN    Happy Birthday Momoka-chan!
SIGN    (The Present)
[12:02] ---
    The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN    (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[12:06] ---
    There, formidable frog-type aliens
    made plans to invade Earth.
[12:11] ---
    They assembled a huge invasion force
[12:14] ---
    and sent them towards our planet in
    a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[12:18] ---
    While ordering prohibited take-out,
[12:20] ---
    and holding in going to the bathroom,
[12:21] ---
    they made steady progress towards Earth.
[12:24] ---
    This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
    he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[12:28] ---
    and takes place during the
    Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[12:37] ---
    Kero Zero: All is Normal on
    the Fig Battlefront, Sir!
[12:54] ---
    I wanna go home...
[12:55] ---
    I wanna go home to Keron...
SIGN    I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
SIGN    I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
SIGN    I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
[13:04] ---
    I can eat all the sweet stuff
    I want on Keron...
[13:07] ---
    Sweet foods are rationed in the army.
[13:10] ---
    Put up with it.
[13:11] ---
    I cannot put up with it!
[13:13] ---
    You're a soldier! Get it into your head!
[13:15] ---
    You're mini-homesick, sir.
[13:18] ---
    You'll get used to it before long.
[13:21] ---
    Butt firecracker.
SIGN    Butt firecracker
[13:23] ---
    Lady Kiko!
[13:24] ---
    You are not to use that
    horrifying term lightly!
[13:29] ---
    You might get used to it before long!
[13:31] ---
    This girl, despite being an Earthling,
[13:33] ---
    serves as a mech designer
    for the Keron Army.
[13:35] ---
    She is Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama.
[13:36] ---
    By the way... what's this?
[13:39] ---
    It's...
[13:40] ---
    ...a Keron fig!!
[13:43] ---
    Keron fig.
[13:44] ---
    It is a very sweet fruit from Planet Keron.
[13:48] ---
    We were just walking through the Farm Room,
[13:50] ---
    when this little guy picked it up!
[13:52] ---
    For your hard work. Nobibi liked them, too.
[13:56] ---
    That brings back memories, huh?
[13:58] ---
    Let us eat it quickly!
[14:02] ---
    Man, that was good.
[14:09] ---
    While I was taking a walk, you see,
    the Keron fig came floating down a stream!
[14:13] ---
    There was a house upstream of it.
SIGN    Obaba
[14:16] ---
    And I was so surprised, because it was
    constructed like houses are on Earth!
[14:20] ---
    So there is a Keron fig tree
    in the garden of this house?
[14:24] ---
    Why is a Pekoponian house here?
[14:26] ---
    I could not care less about the answer!
[14:28] ---
    I am getting sweet stuff!
[14:31] ---
    Ah! You mustn't go in without permission!
[14:45] ---
    Huh?
[14:46] ---
    Where is Tamama, anyway?
[14:48] ---
    He was here until a moment ago.
[14:50] ---
    He said he was going for a walk.
[14:55] ---
    You don't think he's...?
[15:02] ---
    I have arrived!
[15:05] ---
    Tama?
[15:18] ---
    Teensy!
[15:20] ---
    And it's chained up!
[15:23] ---
    See, if I step away from you,
    you can't get to me!
[15:27] ---
    Aaah, it broke!
[15:28] ---
    Tama!!
[15:29] ---
    It hurts!
[15:32] ---
    That was horrible.
[15:34] ---
    I never want to see that thing again.
[15:38] ---
    A seesaw!
[15:41] ---
    Tama.
[15:43] ---
    What is with this place?!
[15:51] ---
    Whaaa?!
[15:53] ---
    Nooooo!
[15:58] ---
    What is that?
SIGN    Keron Fig Tree
[15:59] ---
    Keron fig tree!
[16:01] ---
    I found it!
SIGN    Well
[16:05] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Well
[16:06] ---
    A wellll!
[16:07] ---
    I knew it!
[16:11] ---
    And you see these small boards
    around the exhaust?
[16:15] ---
    Oho. That's novel.
[16:17] ---
    Umm, where have Sergeant Keroro
     and the others gone?
[16:21] ---
    Wandering about the ship without me
     accompanying you is prohibited, you know.
[16:25] ---
    All taking a leak, apparently.
[16:27] ---
    All of them?
[16:30] ---
    This AI doesn't have much individuality from
    a design perspective, wouldn't you say?
[16:34] ---
    Wanna change it a bit?
[16:35] ---
    Why not?
[16:38] ---
    Excuse me... what are you...
[16:40] ---
    Gero!
[16:45] ---
    D-Did you find Tamama, sir?
[16:48] ---
    No. No sign of him.
[16:50] ---
    There are signs all around that
    he triggered various traps.
[16:53] ---
    What in blazes is this place?
[16:55] ---
    A training field?
[16:58] ---
    That's a Keron fig tree!
[17:03] ---
    Wow. What a sight.
[17:05] ---
    Look at all the fruit!
[17:10] ---
    So sweet!
[17:11] ---
    Wh-When did you get up there?!
[17:13] ---
    You can't just eat them without permission!
[17:15] ---
    There're tons of them.
[17:17] ---
    One or two won't hurt, sir.
[17:19] ---
    Here.
[17:21] ---
    I remember often sneaking into our neighbors'
    gardens as kids and eating these, sir.
[17:26] ---
    We got yelled at a bunch of times.
[17:28] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama might be
    just like we were back then.
[17:32] ---
    I guess so!
[17:34] ---
    Anyway... where'd Tamama go?
SIGN    Well
[17:43] ---
    Wh—?!
[17:45] ---
    A... a ghost...?!
[17:46] ---
    N-N-No, that's...
[17:48] ---
    ...Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[17:50] ---
    Keron figs...
[17:52] ---
    I found you...
[17:54] ---
    Keron figs... I found you...
[17:59] ---
    Keron figs... I found you...
[18:07] ---
    I finally got you.
[18:09] ---
    Maybe I will eat you...
[18:12] ---
    Look out!
[18:12] ---
    Tama!
[18:15] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[18:21] ---
    These flies are ultra-miniature
    battle robots!
[18:23] ---
    What?!
[18:24] ---
    Guards of the garden?
[18:26] ---
    There are so many of them,
[18:28] ---
    and their power levels are high!
[18:30] ---
    Th-The Keron fig...
[18:34] ---
    They're coming!
[18:38] ---
    The fig...
SIGN    Snap
[18:45] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[18:47] ---
    Tamama... Impact!!
[19:00] ---
    Th-That Tamama guy...
[19:02] ---
    I didn't know he could do that...
[19:04] ---
    Wh-What a surprise...
[19:13] ---
    Tamama!
[19:14] ---
    Sweet happiness!
[19:17] ---
    H-He is a dangerous man.
[19:21] ---
    Excuse me.
[19:21] ---
    Gero!
[19:22] ---
    Y-You're...
[19:25] ---
    I am Obaba.
[19:26] ---
    The owner of this house.
[19:28] ---
    Gero!
[19:29] ---
    I'm sorry, ma'am!
[19:31] ---
    We came in without asking!
[19:33] ---
    The Keron figs you have here
    looked so delicious, you see!
[19:37] ---
    You want to eat Keron figs?
[19:46] ---
    Come again any time you want.
[19:48] ---
    Thank you, Lady Obaba, ma'am!
[19:53] ---
    Her dog is horrible,
[19:55] ---
    but she was a very nice
    old lady Keronian, wasn't she?
[19:58] ---
    Making a Pekoponian house on a
    space mothership just as a hobby?
[20:02] ---
    How much money does that
    artificial farm manager have?
[20:05] ---
    And all those elaborate traps
    were just a hobby.
[20:09] ---
    I wonder if that's all it was.
[20:12] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[20:13] ---
    Resolved without incident, sir!
[20:15] ---
    We're coming back now!
[20:17] ---
    Roger.
[20:19] ---
    Obaba, huh.
[20:21] ---
    The name of the former supreme commander
    of this Grand Star was Obaba.
[20:28] ---
    Umm, isn't this a little over-the-top?
[20:32] ---
    It's wonderful! Magnificent!
[20:34] ---
    Right on the money!
[20:35] ---
    What's important is to try it yourself
    and see how it goes!
[20:45] ---
    Lady Obaba.
[20:47] ---
    How were they?
[20:48] ---
    They had the gumption and curiosity to
    question the house's Pekoponian construction,
[20:51] ---
    and infiltrate without delay.
[20:54] ---
    A quick-witted commander who, even once
    discovered, expertly played it down.
[20:58] ---
    His Private 2nd Class subordinate
    is also gutsy and powerful.
[21:02] ---
    An interesting platoon they are,
    that Keroro Platoon.
[21:08] ---
    We can give them the pass as the
    Pekopon Invasion Special Advance Team.
[21:13] ---
    Yes, we can!
[21:17] ---
    And so the Keroro Platoon's
    mission was decided.
[21:21] ---
    Before long, Keroro and the others
    would infiltrate Earth,
[21:24] ---
    and become freeloaders and pets
    against all expectations,
[21:28] ---
    but that is a story for another time.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
SIGN    Jurors
[23:09] ---
    I got picked for Space Jury Duty!
[23:12] ---
    I'm gonna give a sentence and stuff!
[23:13] ---
    I've gotta tell everyone back in the country!
SIGN    No Communication Records
SIGN    Is Red Daruma Guilty? Not Guilty?
[23:15] ---
    You're under arrest for reckless disclosure
    of being chosen as a space juror, poyo!
SIGN    Is Red Daruma Guilty? Not Guilty?
[23:19] ---
    Gero!!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
    The defendant is Giroro?
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!