# E282 - Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir! / Kero Zero: All Quiet on the Fig Front, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PND0/momoka-suddenly-like-flames-sir--kero-zero-all-quiet-on-the-fig-front-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Art Gallery
**[01:34] ---**
Today, I will relay to you the events of the
end of milady Momoka's childhood in France,
**[01:38] ---**
after it became decided that
she would move here to Japan.
**[01:42] ---**
Ah, my apologies.
**[01:44] ---**
I am Momoka-sama's butler, Paul.
**[01:51] ---**
Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir!
**[02:02] ---**
Having bid her friend farewell,
Momoka-sama...
***SIGN*** France Charles de Gaulle Airport
**[02:25] ---**
Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
**[02:27] ---**
Yes.
**[02:28] ---**
You must be tired.
**[02:30] ---**
Let me take your luggage.
**[02:32] ---**
No...
**[02:33] ---**
I'll carry it myself.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Momoka (Elementary Schooler)
**[02:35] ---**
I did promise my mother and father.
**[02:42] ---**
The Nishizawa family motto.
**[02:44] ---**
No matter where on Earth we are,
**[02:47] ---**
our family is as one.
**[02:49] ---**
Isn't that right, Mother and Father?
**[02:53] ---**
They were busy parents,
**[02:56] ---**
but they showered her with
a great deal of love.
***SIGN*** Yotsutaka Private Elementary School
**[03:18] ---**
Paul, please let today be the
last day you drive me this close.
**[03:22] ---**
I want to lead my school life
as a very normal girl.
**[03:27] ---**
Yes, Momoka-sama.
**[03:30] ---**
Then I'll be off!
**[03:34] ---**
Is it acceptable to leave
Momoka-sama on her own?
**[03:37] ---**
We will only watch over her from now on.
**[03:44] ---**
She's here!
**[03:53] ---**
They say she's mega-rich.
**[03:55] ---**
Apparently they'll buy her anything!
**[03:57] ---**
She's a winner in life...
**[03:58] ---**
How could we be friends
with someone like that?
**[04:01] ---**
If you walk up to her,
you'll get arrested!
***SIGN*** Aliens
Do they exist or not?
Yaoizaki Jun'ichi
Bridge Publishing
**[04:23] ---**
Detected a boy approaching
within three meters of Momoka-sama!
**[04:27] ---**
Level 1 state of emergency!
**[04:29] ---**
Don't panic!
**[04:30] ---**
This situation is entirely within expectations
for a public educational facility!
**[04:34] ---**
Trust in Momoka-sama,
and stand by at the rear!
***SIGN*** Paul
**[04:36] ---**
Roger!
**[04:38] ---**
A... A boy is...
**[04:41] ---**
...so... close to me!
**[04:57] ---**
H...
**[04:58] ---**
He collided with Momoka-sama!
**[05:00] ---**
Requesting permission to move in!
**[05:02] ---**
E-Endure...
**[05:04] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[05:07] ---**
I... I'm sorry...
**[05:09] ---**
I was spaced out...
**[05:10] ---**
No... um... it was my fault, too.
***SIGN*** Aliens Do they exist or not? Yaoizaki Jun'ichi Bridge Publishing
**[05:20] ---**
U-Um, this is...
**[05:22] ---**
Ah, thanks.
**[05:24] ---**
Hey, are you new here?
**[05:27] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[05:28] ---**
I'm in Class 4-1.
**[05:30] ---**
Then you've gone past it!
**[05:33] ---**
I'm so glad.
**[05:34] ---**
I've actually only just moved here myself.
**[05:37] ---**
I'm Hinata Fuyuki.
**[05:39] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:40] ---**
I... I...
**[05:44] ---**
My name is Nishizawa Momoka...
**[05:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san, huh?
**[05:48] ---**
Come on, let's go together!
**[05:50] ---**
Okay!
**[05:52] ---**
Oh! She's actually pretty normal!
**[05:54] ---**
She's not much different from us!
**[05:56] ---**
Look, she's smiling!
**[05:59] ---**
Where's the guy who said we'd get
arrested for coming close to her?
**[06:01] ---**
I think we could be friends.
***SIGN*** Japanese
**[06:04] ---**
No matter what Master Fuyuki encountered,
**[06:07] ---**
he would always interact with it normally,
**[06:09] ---**
and this aspect of his seemed to put
Momoka-sama at considerable ease.
***SIGN*** Unidentified Flying Objects True Aliens A Message From Space THESE Are Aliens! Universe's Emissary Aliens and Ancient Cultures Riddles of Supernatural Phenomena Mysteries of Martians Manual of Space Mysterious Phenomena Legendary Creatures U.M.A. Latest Reports Aliens: Do they exist or not? Mysteries of the World I Saw A UFO
**[06:15] ---**
Umm... Chupaca... Ch-Chupa... Chu...
**[06:19] ---**
Ahh, I don't understand this very well.
**[06:22] ---**
Momoka-sama.
If you exert yourself too much...
**[06:25] ---**
Thanks, Paul.
**[06:27] ---**
But... if we have common hobbies
and things to talk about,
**[06:30] ---**
I'll be able to talk with Fuyuki-kun more.
**[06:34] ---**
Umm... Chu... Chu... Chupaca...bra?
**[06:35] ---**
At some point, that developed into
a special feeling for him.
**[06:39] ---**
However,
**[06:40] ---**
she could not manage very
well to call out to him,
**[06:43] ---**
and the days and months passed by.
**[06:47] ---**
And that day came...
**[06:52] ---**
Successfully infiltrated
Pekopon's atmosphere.
**[06:55] ---**
We will now enter into
**[06:57] ---**
advance operations necessary
for our invasion of Pekopon.
**[07:06] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
research the military facilities.
**[07:08] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
the social institutions.
**[07:11] ---**
I will be in charge of culture and customs.
**[07:13] ---**
Lance Corporal Zeroro,
the natural environment.
**[07:16] ---**
Roger!
**[07:17] ---**
And Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[07:19] ---**
Uh huh?
**[07:20] ---**
Your mission shall be...
**[07:22] ---**
...to watch the ship, sir!
**[07:25] ---**
That is so unfair...
**[07:30] ---**
I am so bored...
**[07:32] ---**
And I already ate all the sweet
Keron figs Obaba gave me.
**[07:37] ---**
Plus, I've lost contact
with the platoon.
**[07:40] ---**
Pekopon is a backwards, barbaric planet,
but I was looking forward to it
**[07:43] ---**
when I heard it was the home of manga
and sweets and Japanimation.
**[07:53] ---**
I am going, too!
**[07:57] ---**
Auto-anti-barrier active.
**[08:05] ---**
Detected and shot down
command ship of hostile species.
**[08:10] ---**
Good.
**[08:11] ---**
It looks like it's true that
the Keron Army came to Pekopon.
**[08:16] ---**
Those impertinent Keronians.
**[08:18] ---**
We'll never hand Pekopon over to you.
***SIGN*** From Father
***SIGN*** From Mother
**[08:27] ---**
Momoka-sama, I wish you
a very happy birthday.
**[08:30] ---**
Happy Birthday, Momoka!
**[08:33] ---**
Happy birthday, Momoka-chan!
**[08:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:42] ---**
It is amazing!
**[08:44] ---**
I do not know which to eat first!
**[08:49] ---**
We are going to invade anyway,
so they are both mine.
**[08:53] ---**
Tama?
**[08:54] ---**
It has suddenly gotten dark.
**[08:59] ---**
What?!
**[09:00] ---**
Something just came falling down!
**[09:03] ---**
It's dangerous here!
**[09:04] ---**
Everyone, please take shelter!
**[09:06] ---**
Wh-What is that?
**[09:17] ---**
S-Sneaking up on me is dirty!
**[09:21] ---**
You seem to think you're here
on vacation, Keronian.
**[09:24] ---**
I'll bring you to your senses!
**[09:25] ---**
Tama!
**[09:27] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[09:28] ---**
Can't you see it, Paul?
**[09:30] ---**
It's an alien!
**[09:31] ---**
An alien?
**[09:36] ---**
Help... me...
**[09:42] ---**
Tama!!
**[09:52] ---**
Now...
**[09:53] ---**
...I can move easier!
**[10:01] ---**
Hey! I see what you are!
You're a frickin' alien!
**[10:03] ---**
You can see me, even though
I have my anti-barrier?
**[10:06] ---**
Be my pet, and I'll help you out!
**[10:08] ---**
Yes or no?!
**[10:10] ---**
Answer me, ya brat!
**[10:13] ---**
Yes!!
**[10:15] ---**
Okay!!
**[10:22] ---**
Th-This is a Pekoponian?
**[10:26] ---**
S-So cool!
**[10:29] ---**
I can do that...
**[10:31] ---**
I won't be beaten...
**[10:34] ---**
Tamama Impact!!
**[10:47] ---**
Unbelievable...
**[10:48] ---**
The blood of her mother has
slept within her for so long.
**[10:51] ---**
Yes...
**[10:52] ---**
Momoka-sama's mother is a
world champion at martial arts.
**[10:55] ---**
Her blood has been faithfully passed down.
**[11:01] ---**
You...
**[11:03] ---**
Yeah, no doubt...
**[11:05] ---**
You really are an alien.
**[11:07] ---**
I... I'm...
**[11:09] ---**
All riiiiiight!
**[11:11] ---**
I've found my opportunity
to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:15] ---**
Love Chance Get!!
**[11:18] ---**
From today on, this will be your home!
**[11:21] ---**
Um. Are there sweets?
**[11:23] ---**
You bet!
**[11:23] ---**
Eat as much as you want!
**[11:25] ---**
Yay!
**[11:27] ---**
Momoka-sama...
**[11:29] ---**
Oh, my.
**[11:30] ---**
I got carried away...
**[11:37] ---**
It was through encounters such as these
**[11:40] ---**
that Momoka-sama became what she is today.
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday Momoka-chan!
***SIGN*** (The Present)
**[12:02] ---**
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
***SIGN*** (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
**[12:06] ---**
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade Earth.
**[12:11] ---**
They assembled a huge invasion force
**[12:14] ---**
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, *Grand Star.*
**[12:18] ---**
While ordering prohibited take-out,
**[12:20] ---**
and holding in going to the bathroom,
**[12:21] ---**
they made steady progress towards Earth.
**[12:24] ---**
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
**[12:28] ---**
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
**[12:37] ---**
Kero Zero: All is Normal on
the Fig Battlefront, Sir!
**[12:54] ---**
I wanna go home...
**[12:55] ---**
I wanna go home to Keron...
***SIGN*** I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
***SIGN*** I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
***SIGN*** I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
**[13:04] ---**
I can eat all the sweet stuff
I want on Keron...
**[13:07] ---**
Sweet foods are rationed in the army.
**[13:10] ---**
Put up with it.
**[13:11] ---**
I cannot put up with it!
**[13:13] ---**
You're a soldier! Get it into your head!
**[13:15] ---**
You're mini-homesick, sir.
**[13:18] ---**
You'll get used to it before long.
**[13:21] ---**
Butt firecracker.
***SIGN*** Butt firecracker
**[13:23] ---**
Lady Kiko!
**[13:24] ---**
You are not to use that
horrifying term lightly!
**[13:29] ---**
You might get used to it before long!
**[13:31] ---**
This girl, despite being an Earthling,
**[13:33] ---**
serves as a mech designer
for the Keron Army.
**[13:35] ---**
She is Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama.
**[13:36] ---**
By the way... what's this?
**[13:39] ---**
It's...
**[13:40] ---**
...a Keron fig!!
**[13:43] ---**
Keron fig.
**[13:44] ---**
It is a very sweet fruit from Planet Keron.
**[13:48] ---**
We were just walking through the Farm Room,
**[13:50] ---**
when this little guy picked it up!
**[13:52] ---**
For your hard work. Nobibi liked them, too.
**[13:56] ---**
That brings back memories, huh?
**[13:58] ---**
Let us eat it quickly!
**[14:02] ---**
Man, that was good.
**[14:09] ---**
While I was taking a walk, you see,
the Keron fig came floating down a stream!
**[14:13] ---**
There was a house upstream of it.
***SIGN*** Obaba
**[14:16] ---**
And I was so surprised, because it was
constructed like houses are on Earth!
**[14:20] ---**
So there is a Keron fig tree
in the garden of this house?
**[14:24] ---**
Why is a Pekoponian house here?
**[14:26] ---**
I could not care less about the answer!
**[14:28] ---**
I am getting sweet stuff!
**[14:31] ---**
Ah! You mustn't go in without permission!
**[14:45] ---**
Huh?
**[14:46] ---**
Where is Tamama, anyway?
**[14:48] ---**
He was here until a moment ago.
**[14:50] ---**
He said he was going for a walk.
**[14:55] ---**
You don't think he's...?
**[15:02] ---**
I have arrived!
**[15:05] ---**
Tama?
**[15:18] ---**
Teensy!
**[15:20] ---**
And it's chained up!
**[15:23] ---**
See, if I step away from you,
you can't get to me!
**[15:27] ---**
Aaah, it broke!
**[15:28] ---**
Tama!!
**[15:29] ---**
It hurts!
**[15:32] ---**
That was horrible.
**[15:34] ---**
I never want to see that thing again.
**[15:38] ---**
A seesaw!
**[15:41] ---**
Tama.
**[15:43] ---**
What is with this place?!
**[15:51] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[15:53] ---**
Nooooo!
**[15:58] ---**
What is that?
***SIGN*** Keron Fig Tree
**[15:59] ---**
Keron fig tree!
**[16:01] ---**
I found it!
***SIGN*** Well
**[16:05] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Well
**[16:06] ---**
A wellll!
**[16:07] ---**
I knew it!
**[16:11] ---**
And you see these small boards
around the exhaust?
**[16:15] ---**
Oho. That's novel.
**[16:17] ---**
Umm, where have Sergeant Keroro
and the others gone?
**[16:21] ---**
Wandering about the ship without me
accompanying you is prohibited, you know.
**[16:25] ---**
All taking a leak, apparently.
**[16:27] ---**
All of them?
**[16:30] ---**
This AI doesn't have much *individuality* from
a design perspective, wouldn't you say?
**[16:34] ---**
Wanna change it a bit?
**[16:35] ---**
Why not?
**[16:38] ---**
Excuse me... what are you...
**[16:40] ---**
Gero!
**[16:45] ---**
D-Did you find Tamama, sir?
**[16:48] ---**
No. No sign of him.
**[16:50] ---**
There are signs all around that
he triggered various traps.
**[16:53] ---**
What in blazes is this place?
**[16:55] ---**
A training field?
**[16:58] ---**
That's a Keron fig tree!
**[17:03] ---**
Wow. What a sight.
**[17:05] ---**
Look at all the fruit!
**[17:10] ---**
So sweet!
**[17:11] ---**
Wh-When did you get up there?!
**[17:13] ---**
You can't just eat them without permission!
**[17:15] ---**
There're tons of them.
**[17:17] ---**
One or two won't hurt, sir.
**[17:19] ---**
Here.
**[17:21] ---**
I remember often sneaking into our neighbors'
gardens as kids and eating these, sir.
**[17:26] ---**
We got yelled at a bunch of times.
**[17:28] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama might be
just like we were back then.
**[17:32] ---**
I guess so!
**[17:34] ---**
Anyway... where'd Tamama go?
***SIGN*** Well
**[17:43] ---**
Wh—?!
**[17:45] ---**
A... a ghost...?!
**[17:46] ---**
N-N-No, that's...
**[17:48] ---**
...Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[17:50] ---**
Keron figs...
**[17:52] ---**
I found you...
**[17:54] ---**
Keron figs... I found you...
**[17:59] ---**
Keron figs... I found you...
**[18:07] ---**
I finally got you.
**[18:09] ---**
Maybe I will eat you...
**[18:12] ---**
Look out!
**[18:12] ---**
Tama!
**[18:15] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
**[18:21] ---**
These flies are ultra-miniature
battle robots!
**[18:23] ---**
What?!
**[18:24] ---**
Guards of the garden?
**[18:26] ---**
There are so many of them,
**[18:28] ---**
and their power levels are high!
**[18:30] ---**
Th-The Keron fig...
**[18:34] ---**
They're coming!
**[18:38] ---**
The fig...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:45] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[18:47] ---**
Tamama... Impact!!
**[19:00] ---**
Th-That Tamama guy...
**[19:02] ---**
I didn't know he could do that...
**[19:04] ---**
Wh-What a surprise...
**[19:13] ---**
Tamama!
**[19:14] ---**
Sweet happiness!
**[19:17] ---**
H-He is a dangerous man.
**[19:21] ---**
Excuse me.
**[19:21] ---**
Gero!
**[19:22] ---**
Y-You're...
**[19:25] ---**
I am Obaba.
**[19:26] ---**
The owner of this house.
**[19:28] ---**
Gero!
**[19:29] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am!
**[19:31] ---**
We came in without asking!
**[19:33] ---**
The Keron figs you have here
looked so delicious, you see!
**[19:37] ---**
You want to eat Keron figs?
**[19:46] ---**
Come again any time you want.
**[19:48] ---**
Thank you, Lady Obaba, ma'am!
**[19:53] ---**
Her dog is horrible,
**[19:55] ---**
but she was a very nice
old lady Keronian, wasn't she?
**[19:58] ---**
Making a Pekoponian house on a
space mothership just as a hobby?
**[20:02] ---**
How much money does that
artificial farm manager have?
**[20:05] ---**
And all those elaborate traps
were just a hobby.
**[20:09] ---**
I wonder if that's all it was.
**[20:12] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[20:13] ---**
Resolved without incident, sir!
**[20:15] ---**
We're coming back now!
**[20:17] ---**
Roger.
**[20:19] ---**
Obaba, huh.
**[20:21] ---**
The name of the former supreme commander
of this *Grand Star* was Obaba.
**[20:28] ---**
Umm, isn't this a little over-the-top?
**[20:32] ---**
It's wonderful! Magnificent!
**[20:34] ---**
Right on the money!
**[20:35] ---**
What's important is to try it yourself
and see how it goes!
**[20:45] ---**
Lady Obaba.
**[20:47] ---**
How were they?
**[20:48] ---**
They had the gumption and curiosity to
question the house's Pekoponian construction,
**[20:51] ---**
and infiltrate without delay.
**[20:54] ---**
A quick-witted commander who, even once
discovered, expertly played it down.
**[20:58] ---**
His Private 2nd Class subordinate
is also gutsy and powerful.
**[21:02] ---**
An interesting platoon they are,
that Keroro Platoon.
**[21:08] ---**
We can give them the pass as the
Pekopon Invasion Special Advance Team.
**[21:13] ---**
Yes, we can!
**[21:17] ---**
And so the Keroro Platoon's
mission was decided.
**[21:21] ---**
Before long, Keroro and the others
would infiltrate Earth,
**[21:24] ---**
and become freeloaders and pets
against all expectations,
**[21:28] ---**
but that is a story for another time.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Jurors
**[23:09] ---**
I got picked for Space Jury Duty!
**[23:12] ---**
I'm gonna give a sentence and stuff!
**[23:13] ---**
I've gotta tell everyone back in the country!
***SIGN*** No Communication Records
***SIGN*** Is Red Daruma Guilty? Not Guilty?
**[23:15] ---**
You're under arrest for reckless disclosure
of being chosen as a space juror, poyo!
***SIGN*** Is Red Daruma Guilty? Not Guilty?
**[23:19] ---**
Gero!!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:22] ---**
The defendant is Giroro?
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!