E311 - Kululu: The Invasion Has Already Begun, Sir! / Keroro: Kero-Good Stories, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:31] ---
    2010.
[01:33] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[01:37] ---
    and its cities were reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
SIGN    GYAAAA!
[01:54] ---
    That's...
[02:03] ---
    Nyo!
[02:08] ---
    Gero!
[02:09] ---
    Giro!
[02:10] ---
    Tama!
[02:16] ---
    Gero... a dream, sir?
[02:19] ---
    Now that I think about it...
[02:21] ---
    ...the one on invasion duty next is...
SIGN    Today's Invasion Whose turn is it?
[02:32] ---
    Kululu: The Invasion Has Already Begun, Sir!
SIGN    The Following Day
[02:39] ---
    Skya skya skya skya...
[02:46] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[02:47] ---
    You're sure you haven't mentioned
    this gathering to Kululu?
[02:51] ---
    I have overlooked nothing, sir!
[02:52] ---
    While Kululu's not around today,
[02:54] ---
    we'll get the invasion duty quickly moved
    on to Dororo, who's after him, sir.
[02:58] ---
    Why?
[03:00] ---
    Given that it will come
    from the mind of Kululu,
[03:02] ---
    it will likely be a considerably loathsome
    invasion operation, that's why.
[03:05] ---
    From all our experience so far,
[03:08] ---
    I can guarantee that we would end up in
    a pretty nasty situation ourselves, sir.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku
[03:12] ---
    I do not want that!
[03:15] ---
    Are we now clear, Private 2nd Class Tamama?!
SIGN    And so...
[03:17] ---
    And so.
SIGN    Whose turn is it?
[03:20] ---
    Uhh, so, next on invasion duty is...
[03:22] ---
    Ah? It's Sergeant Major Kululu, I see!
[03:25] ---
    Huh? Where is Kululu-tan?
[03:27] ---
    That's strange.
[03:28] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu isn't here!
[03:31] ---
    It looks like Kululu-senpai is absent.
[03:34] ---
    Oh, well, it can't be helped if he's absent!
SIGN    Today's Invasion Whose turn is it?
[03:37] ---
    Then for today's invasion duty,
    we will skip past Kululu, and...
[03:40] ---
    Today the notification about the
    gathering arrived correctly!
[03:44] ---
    Huh? I believe I should be precisely on time?
[03:46] ---
    Don't startle us!
[03:48] ---
    Your timing is terrible, as always.
[03:50] ---
    Geez.
[03:51] ---
    I thought Kululu had come.
[03:53] ---
    Nyooooooss!
[03:56] ---
    Hiyaa!
[03:57] ---
    I just so happened to bump into Kululu-dono,
[03:59] ---
    so we came together.
[04:01] ---
    Get a clue already, Doroboat!
[04:04] ---
    Whatever is the matter?
SIGN    Today's Invasion Whose turn is it?
[04:06] ---
    So...
[04:08] ---
    ...basically, today it's Kululu
    on invasion duty, but...
[04:12] ---
    ...if you're kind of busy, it's totally okay
     for you to just ditch it, y'know?
[04:15] ---
    Yeah, he's right.
[04:16] ---
    It might be called a "duty," but it's only something
    Keroro randomly decided to do, after all.
SIGN    Ba-dum!
[04:22] ---
    Ba-dum!
[04:24] ---
    Might be fun...
[04:26] ---
    If I'm in charge of it, you can bet this
    invasion operation will be a lot less vanilla...
[04:34] ---
    What does he mean, less vanilla?
[04:36] ---
    O-Oh... Sounds like we can
    expect great things?
[04:42] ---
    Look forward to this one...
[04:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:49] ---
    Well, now this has happened...
[04:50] ---
    We have to stop Kululu's
    operation at all costs, sir.
[04:53] ---
    Is there some kind of way?
[04:55] ---
    I have an idea of my own, sir!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Members Only Girls' Dorm Not For Boys, Okay? ♥
SIGN    Girls' Dorm We opened up a girls' dorm
SIGN    Kerori Cookies
SIGN    Kerori Cookies 1/12 Kendai Set
SIGN    Kerori Cookies 1/12 Kendai Set Sweet Potatoes
[05:01] ---
    I see...
[05:03] ---
    Yes, Kululu can't cope with Mois, can he?
[05:06] ---
    That's right.
[05:07] ---
    The crafty and black-hearted
    Sergeant Major Kululu
SIGN    Honest
[05:09] ---
    really can't deal with the
    pure and innocent Mois-chan.
SIGN    Sweet Potatoes 1/12 Kendai Set Kerori Cookies
[05:13] ---
    We'll sic his natural enemy,
    Lady Mois, on him,
[05:15] ---
    and stop his operation, sir!
[05:17] ---
    Huh?
[05:18] ---
    Something is stuck there.
SIGN    From Mois
[05:25] ---
    To Uncle?
SIGN    To Uncle I am taking my first trip back home in a while. Please look forward to a souvenir. ♥ Or, like, spending orgy?
[05:27] ---
    To Uncle.
[05:28] ---
    I am taking my first trip
    back home in a while.
[05:31] ---
    Please look forward to the souvenir!
[05:33] ---
    Or, like, spending orgy?
SIGN    From Mois
[05:35] ---
    Gero?!
[05:36] ---
    Lady Mois isn't here?!
[05:39] ---
    That stupid woman!
[05:40] ---
    Useless when it's most important!
[05:42] ---
    Now I remember...
    a while back, Kululu was like...
[05:45] ---
    Mois-chan, y'know,
[05:47] ---
    you should show your face to your
    mom'n'pop back home once in a while.
[05:51] ---
    Yes, I think you're right!
[05:55] ---
    I can hardly believe it, but...
[05:57] ---
    ...did he predict what we were going to do?
[06:00] ---
    If Lady Mois is no good, then...
[06:02] ---
    ...this is a job for Lady Mom, sir!
[06:05] ---
    Yes. As you know, this is Fuyuki-kun
    and Natsumi-chan's mom.
[06:07] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is mad for
    the adult charm that Mom possesses.
[06:11] ---
    Onyo! Onyo! Onyo!
[06:14] ---
    Lady Mom!
[06:16] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Empty...
[06:20] ---
    Was she not supposed to take
    the day off work today?
[06:24] ---
    Yes she was, sir.
[06:25] ---
    That's weird.
[06:27] ---
    Gero?
[06:30] ---
    Yes, kero-kero?
[06:31] ---
    Ah, Kero-chan?
[06:32] ---
    Lady Mom?!
[06:34] ---
    We've all gone to a hot spring together.
[06:36] ---
    The tickets that Kulu-chan
    gave us expire today.
[06:41] ---
    Sorry we couldn't invite you, Sarge.
[06:43] ---
    We'll buy you a souvenir.
[06:45] ---
    Make sure you take care of
    the house, stupid frog.
[06:49] ---
    E-Even Lady Mom...
[06:52] ---
    Looks like that Kululu is serious.
SIGN    Kululu
[07:01] ---
    It is not getting started at all.
[07:03] ---
    Kululu-senpai's invasion operation.
[07:05] ---
    Cooped up as usual, huh.
[07:08] ---
    Maybe it just skyapped his mind?
[07:10] ---
    No... I can't imagine him forgetting
    to do anything to annoy someone else.
[07:14] ---
    Good point.
[07:18] ---
    Well, no news is good news,
    as they say, sir...
[07:22] ---
    Gero?
[07:24] ---
    I'm one poly-cap short, sir?!
[07:28] ---
    What in the world...
[07:29] ---
    Ah, it's okay, sir.
[07:31] ---
    I forgot that this number of poly-cap
    comes with one more than you need, sir.
[07:35] ---
    As long as I don't lose this one...
[07:38] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    The part you mustn't cut
[07:40] ---
    I cut the part you mustn't cut, sir!
[07:44] ---
    Nooo... now I have to order new parts, sir...
[07:50] ---
    Gero?
[07:51] ---
    I... thought I just heard Kululu's voice...
[07:54] ---
    Don't tell me this is Kululu's
    invasion operation?!
[07:58] ---
    No way.
[08:00] ---
    Whaa?! What is this?!
[08:05] ---
    I can't believe it got
    scratched exactly there...
[08:13] ---
    Arghhhhh!!
[08:16] ---
    Time to eat!
[08:22] ---
    Chocolate is so yummy!
SIGN    Curry Roux
[08:25] ---
    This is freaking curry roux!
SIGN    Gasp Pant Gasp Pant
[08:28] ---
    My apologies.
[08:30] ---
    It seems that somehow a
    single curry roux bar got mixed in...
SIGN    Gasp Pant Gasp Pant
[08:34] ---
    The rest are 100% genuine chocolate.
[08:36] ---
    Please eat them without concern.
[08:39] ---
    I want to!
[08:40] ---
    But the flavor of curry all around my mouth
[08:43] ---
    fiercely rejects all other flavors!
[08:48] ---
    I hate curry!!
[08:52] ---
    Well, let me read this month's Shonen Alpha
    or something for a change of mood.
[08:56] ---
    Oh! Captain Geroro The Movie: Resurrection.
[08:59] ---
    A specially-made plastic file holder,
    available to everyone who applies!
[09:02] ---
    I have to get this right away, s...
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
SIGN    Cut out this application ticket and send it in
[09:06] ---
    The very application page I need
    is torn on the corner, sir!
[09:10] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[09:13] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[09:14] ---
    My DVD!
SIGN    - Erasing all data -
[09:19] ---
    Gero?!
[09:20] ---
    All the data on my hard disk recorder!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[09:23] ---
    No!
[09:25] ---
    Gero!
[09:36] ---
    The banana-flavor toothpaste
    looks like curry-flavor to me...
[09:42] ---
    Tama?
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[09:46] ---
    Why did this happen?
[09:50] ---
    Gero?
[09:55] ---
    This...
[09:57] ---
    It has to be.
[09:58] ---
    This kind of chipping away at our sanity and
    dealing mental damage is his modus operandi.
[10:03] ---
    This is the truth of Kululu-senpai's
    invasion operation...
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
[10:13] ---
    However!
[10:14] ---
    We mustn't let this get to us, sir!
[10:16] ---
    Exactly!
[10:18] ---
    If we act upset or complain about this,
[10:19] ---
    he'll only get a kick out of it.
[10:22] ---
    That is exactly what
    Kululu-senpai wants us to do!
[10:25] ---
    If we want to get him to give up...
[10:27] ---
    ...do not act bothered at all!
[10:28] ---
    Composure!
[10:30] ---
    100% ignoring him works the best, sir!
[10:33] ---
    Let's do this!
SIGN    The next day...
SIGN    Haggard...
[10:38] ---
    No more.
[10:40] ---
    I give in...
[10:41] ---
    Sorry... Sorry...
[10:43] ---
    They ultimately gave up.
SIGN    Kululu
[10:45] ---
    Kululu-kyun?
[10:48] ---
    We're all very impreshed, Kululu-kyun.
[10:50] ---
    It is a marveloush operation, shir.
[10:52] ---
    Thish will make short work
    of those Pekoponiansh.
[10:54] ---
    But I would like to shay, if at all poshible,
[10:58] ---
    that ending your invasion duty here
    would be very much appreshi—
[11:01] ---
    Uh?
[11:02] ---
    Kululu-kyun? Are you listening?
SIGN    Sry. Decided I can't be bothered with invasion duty. Gonna pass. Cya.
[11:10] ---
    Sry.
[11:11] ---
    Decided I can't be bothered
    with invasion duty.
[11:13] ---
    Gonna pass. Cya.
[11:16] ---
    Then... all those were...
[11:18] ---
    ...just coincidences?
[11:19] ---
    We were just looking too deeply into it?
[11:23] ---
    Looks like it. Sorry, guys.
[11:26] ---
    ...I'm dead...
SIGN    Curry Kukkuu
[11:41] ---
    The Kero Ball.
[11:42] ---
    A portable all-purpose invasion weapon bringing
    together the threatening mechanisms of the Keron Army.
SIGN    Kero Ball
SIGN    GYAAAAAA
[11:56] ---
    Only the commander is permitted to hold it,
[11:58] ---
    and even just one of its abilities is said
    to be enough to invade a planet with.
[12:03] ---
    That is the nature of our Kero Ball,
[12:06] ---
    but as fate would have it,
[12:07] ---
    it remains stolen away by Master Fuyuki.
SIGN    I'll keep hold of this, okay?
    Because it's dangerous.
SIGN    Whaaaa...
[12:09] ---
    Yes. The Kero Ball is currently
    confiscated by Fuyuki-kun.
[12:15] ---
    Recovery of the Kero Ball!
[12:17] ---
    At present, this is the most
    important task facing us, sir!
[12:21] ---
    That said, it will not be easy
    to recover it from Fuyuki.
[12:25] ---
    If you take the Kero Ball in secret,
[12:27] ---
    and Fukki finds out...
[12:30] ---
    That's horrible, Sarge...
[12:32] ---
    I can't believe you'd take the
    Kero Ball without telling me.
[12:36] ---
    STUPID FROG!
[12:39] ---
    Correct...
[12:40] ---
    Who knows what terrible treatment I
    might be subjected to afterwards, sir?
[12:43] ---
    Or, like, platoon destroyed?
[12:46] ---
    Which leaves us with only
    one course of action!
[12:48] ---
    We must make Master Fuyuki want
    to give the Kero Ball back, sir!
[12:52] ---
    Can we do that?
[12:55] ---
    I have an idea, sir.
[13:00] ---
    Keroro: Kero-Good Stories, Sir!
[13:06] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[13:08] ---
    I have some welcome news for you, sir.
[13:11] ---
    Today, our Keroro Platoon has decided
    to thank you for your continued support,
SIGN    Slightly Useful Kero-Good Stories
[13:17] ---
    and we'd like to tell you some
    "slightly useful kero-good stories," sir!
[13:20] ---
    Huh.
[13:21] ---
    That sounds fun!
[13:23] ---
    Doesn't it?
[13:25] ---
    Gero gerori.
[13:26] ---
    He bit, just as I expected, sir!
[13:28] ---
    Feel-good stories?
SIGN    30 Minutes Earlier
[13:30] ---
    What do you mean?
SIGN    Feel-Good Story
[13:32] ---
    We'll tell Master Fuyuki some
    slightly useful feel-good stories...
[13:36] ---
    What a nice and moving story!
[13:39] ---
    It really would be better to
    give you back the Kero Ball!
[13:42] ---
    ...and he'll end up like that, sir!
[13:45] ---
    I call it...
SIGN    Operation Kero-Good Stories
[13:46] ---
    ...Operation Kero-Good Stories!
[13:52] ---
    All right, I'll go first, then.
SIGN    Corporal Giroro's Little Feel-Good Story
[13:55] ---
    Corporal Giroro's Little Feel-Good Story.
[13:58] ---
    When I was little, I hated space okonomiyaki.
[14:03] ---
    One day, I left the space okonomiyaki
    packed lunch that my mom had made for me,
[14:07] ---
    and hid it in my desk drawer,
[14:11] ---
    but several months passed,
[14:13] ---
    and I started to become scared to open it.
[14:16] ---
    And then one day, after a while had passed...
[14:20] ---
    You're giving me that desk?
[14:21] ---
    ...for some reason, my brother passed down
    his study desk which was basically still new to me.
[14:26] ---
    Woohoo!
[14:28] ---
    And he said to me secretly
    when he gave it to me,
[14:32] ---
    "You're almost in middle school now.
[14:34] ---
    Time to stop being a picky eater."
[14:36] ---
    Apparently my older brother knew.
[14:39] ---
    After that,
[14:40] ---
    I made the effort to get to the point
    where I could eat space okonomiyaki.
[14:44] ---
    That's a nice story!
SIGN    The Kero Ball is in here
[14:46] ---
    Yes!
[14:47] ---
    There are those times when you put things in
    a desk drawer and just forget all about them!
[14:52] ---
    And? What happened to the old desk?
[14:57] ---
    Come to think of it... I think it's
    still in my parents' storage shed...
SIGN    Current State of Giroro's Parents' Storage Shed
[15:12] ---
    Isn't that... kinda bad?
[15:14] ---
    Instead of a feel-good story,
[15:15] ---
    that was more like a little horror story...
[15:19] ---
    Which means we can call Corporal Giroro's
    feel-good story a failure.
SIGN    Private Tamama's Little Feel-Good Story
[15:22] ---
    Next up, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[15:25] ---
    My feel-good story is...
[15:27] ---
    ...about when Momocchi
    went on vacation before.
[15:31] ---
    She had just finished shopping and
    was on her way back to the hotel,
[15:34] ---
    when a soccer ball came rolling out
    from a nearby park.
[15:38] ---
    And a child was chasing it,
    and he was about to run into the road!
[15:43] ---
    But Paul had both his hands full.
[15:46] ---
    If he let go, Momocchi's
    shopping would get dirty!
[15:49] ---
    And then Momocchi said...
[15:52] ---
    Oh?! What did she say?!
[15:53] ---
    Kick it! Paul!
SIGN    Kick it! Paul!
[15:59] ---
    Kick it! Paul!
[16:01] ---
    Kere! Paul!
[16:02] ---
    Kere! Paul!
[16:04] ---
    Kere... ero... Kero Paul!
SIGN    Sluggish Sluggish Sluggish Sluggish
[16:06] ---
    Kero Baul...
[16:08] ---
    W-Was that a pun?
[16:10] ---
    Kero Ball. Kero Ball.
[16:13] ---
    Kero Ball. Kero Ball.
[16:15] ---
    Yes... kicking it was the smart thing
    to do in a situation like that...
[16:18] ---
    Take the hint, mush for brains!
[16:20] ---
    Private Tamama's
    feel-good story: also failed.
[16:24] ---
    It was just a little while ago.
SIGN    Sergeant Major Kululu's Little Feel-Good Story
[16:26] ---
    I had excavated an amazing relic
    of treasure from a certain place.
SIGN    Treasure
[16:30] ---
    It was a treasure that looked like
    it could fetch quite the price.
[16:33] ---
    However, properly returning relics back
    to the excavation site is a rule of space.
[16:38] ---
    Now what was I to do?
[16:40] ---
    You sacrificed your curiosity
    and gave up on the treasure?
[16:44] ---
    Yes! Important things really should be
    with their proper owners, sir!
[16:52] ---
    Stupid frog!
[16:53] ---
    You did something to my
    swimsuit, didn't you?!
[16:56] ---
    Gero?! What are you talking about, ma'am?
SIGN    Hinata
[16:59] ---
    Why is the name
    on my swimsuit upside-down?!
[17:03] ---
    Tch. I messed up the copy.
[17:07] ---
    Copyyyyy...?
[17:09] ---
    Looks like this was your doing...
[17:13] ---
    And what on Earth did you
    do with the real one?
[17:16] ---
    Put it up on Space Yafoo! Auctions.
[17:20] ---
    Don't tell me... the relic of treasure was...
[17:22] ---
    It was Natsumi's swimsuit?!
[17:25] ---
    This guy is just the pits.
SIGN    Hinata
[17:27] ---
    You are getting that back right now.
[17:32] ---
    You really can't just put someone
    else's stuff up for auction.
[17:35] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu's feel-good
    story also failed. Next up...
SIGN    Lance Corporal Dororo's Little Feel-Good Story
[17:39] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo seems like he would
    have a feel-good story or two, sir!
[17:43] ---
    Leave it to me!
[17:44] ---
    I have a feel-good story I have been
    saving for just such an occasion.
[17:46] ---
    I call it: A Bowl of Kero-Soba.
SIGN    A Bowl of Kero-Soba
[17:49] ---
    The heck is that?!
[17:52] ---
    It has no connection to
    the point of the exercise!
[17:54] ---
    Are you just doing a
    regular feel-good story?!
[17:56] ---
    Ah... was I not supposed to?
[17:59] ---
    What's wrong, everyone?
[18:00] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo's feel-good story
    also failed because he missed the point.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Little Feel-Good Story
[18:05] ---
    And we close out with the one you've
    all been waiting for: Sergeant Keroro's!
[18:09] ---
    Uhh... so, then, a story from me.
[18:16] ---
    It was a long, long time ago.
[18:19] ---
    It is said that a certain Keronian boy
    borrowed a comic book from his friend.
SIGN    
[18:24] ---
    However, he kept forgetting to return it,
[18:26] ---
    and it gradually became a greater and
    greater bother to give it back.
[18:29] ---
    Eventually, after months and years passed,
[18:32] ---
    at some point, even the friend who had lent it
    to him had forgotten all about this comic.
SIGN    Forgotten
[18:38] ---
    And then one day, the boy remembered
    that he'd never given back the comic.
SIGN    Crap!
[18:44] ---
    However, even if he went to give it back now,
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    It's been years.
[18:46] ---
    it would just ruin their friendship.
SIGN    Why bother?
SIGN    What to do...
[18:49] ---
    The boy continued to rack his brains...
[18:51] ---
    And one day, when he became an adult,
[18:54] ---
    he finally summoned up his courage,
[18:56] ---
    and resolved to give his friend
    back the comic.
SIGN    I'm gonna give it back!
[19:01] ---
    So, borrowing it for all that time...
SIGN    
[19:04] ---
    Sorry about that, Doro-tan!
[19:06] ---
    You had this comic?!
[19:08] ---
    You are so mean!
[19:10] ---
    So it was about Mr. Sergeant.
[19:12] ---
    What in blazes are you playing at?!
[19:15] ---
    Non, non.
[19:17] ---
    This is part of the operation.
[19:22] ---
    Here you are, Sarge.
[19:24] ---
    Gero? Master Fuyuki?
[19:25] ---
    You wanted me to give this
    back to you, right?
[19:28] ---
    You could tell, sir?
[19:31] ---
    You should have just said so
     in the first place.
[19:34] ---
    Here you are... your Kero Ball.
[19:36] ---
    Are you sure it's okay, sir?
[19:38] ---
    Yep!
[19:39] ---
    I really think it's best that you have it.
[19:44] ---
    Thank you, sir!
[19:46] ---
    We did it!
[19:47] ---
    Finally, the Kero Ball
    is back in our hands!
[19:51] ---
    Well...
[19:52] ---
    ...next, can I tell you a nice story
    I've been saving up, too?
[19:57] ---
    Of course!
[19:58] ---
    I'd be happy to hear it, sir!
[20:01] ---
    A long, long time ago.
[20:04] ---
    A young man was traveling all around the
    world in search of a legendary treasure.
[20:39] ---
    And the young man said...
[20:42] ---
    "Mayor, I've changed my mind.
    This treasure is best kept in your hands, after all."
[20:47] ---
    And so the young man learned
    what was truly important.
[20:52] ---
    The end.
[20:54] ---
    Well? It was a good story, don't you think?
[20:56] ---
    It was a great story, sir!
[20:59] ---
    I... I can't stop crying...
[21:01] ---
    It is true!
[21:03] ---
    My soul was deeply moved!
[21:06] ---
    Or, like, moving epic?
[21:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[21:10] ---
    This Kero Ball is best kept
    in your hands, after all!
[21:15] ---
    I think so, too!
[21:17] ---
    That is for the best!
[21:19] ---
    I leave the storage of the Kero Ball
    in your capable hands, Fuyuki-dono!
[21:22] ---
    Or, like, perfect person?
[21:25] ---
    Yeah.
[21:28] ---
    So, I'll take care of this again, okay?
[21:31] ---
    Thank you very much, sir!
[21:34] ---
    Leave it to me!
[21:36] ---
    Looks like Fuyuki-kun was a cut above,
    as far as this operation was concerned.
[21:41] ---
    So... Fuyuki-kun's feel-good story...
    what was it actually about?
[21:46] ---
    Ah, you want to know?
[21:47] ---
    Kero?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo here.
[23:24] ---
    Having discarded my Assassin past,
[23:26] ---
    even now I associate with the Keroro Platoon.
[23:29] ---
    That is because I am keeping watch to ensure
    that the Pekopon invasion does not succeed.
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
    The truth is, you're just lonely.
[23:38] ---
    "Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Koyuki's Secret, Sir!"
SIGN    Money
SIGN    Greed
SIGN    Power
SIGN    Illogic
SIGN    The World of Adults
SIGN    Building Sketchy Peace-of-Mind Private Rooms Telephone Club 3F Together With The Old Gentleman 4F Payment Upfront Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options Angel Heart Cucumber & Eggplant
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!