E199 - Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir! / Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
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[00:03] [SONG] ---
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:30] ---
Hey!
[01:37] ---
Hold it right there, you stupid frog!
[01:39] ---
I am neither honest nor humble enough
to wait right now, ma'am!
[01:43] ---
I told you this operation would never work!
[01:46] ---
GET BACK HERE!
[01:48] ---
Dear me. It looks like Sarge and the others
have really made Natsumi-chan angry.
[01:52] ---
What kind of operation could it have been,
with them all dressed in such curious clothes?
[01:56] ---
I don't have time to explain
that right now, sir!
[02:01] ---
I said, hold it!
[02:06] ---
Th-That's...!
[02:10] ---
I really thought we were
done for this time, sir.
[02:14] ---
Excuse me...
[02:15] ---
Gero?
[02:16] ---
Wh-What is it, sir?
[02:17] ---
I am simply a man with a green face!
[02:20] ---
I'm not an alien or anything, sir!
[02:23] ---
Just to make that clear...
[02:24] ---
Ah, no, I actually wanted a word with her...
[02:27] ---
Gero?
[02:28] ---
Kululululu.
[02:31] ---
Begging your pardon, sir,
but I'm not on the dating market.
[02:33] ---
Th-That distinctive manner of speaking!
[02:35] ---
Your dauntless personality!
[02:37] ---
You have it! Without a doubt,
you are a diamond in the rough!
[02:41] ---
Ah, I'm terribly sorry. Here's my card.
SIGN Agency Bridge President Oohashi
[02:45] ---
Talent Agency "Bridge"?
[02:47] ---
Yes! I want to make you a glittering idol!
[02:51] ---
Whaaa?!
[02:55] ---
Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir!
[03:00] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero.
[03:02] ---
Kululu, an idol? Kululu, of all people?
[03:05] ---
He'd never be popular! No way!
[03:07] ---
Pigs might fly!
[03:09] ---
What a catastrophe for Kululu-dono.
[03:12] ---
U-Uncle! You need to see this!
[03:14] ---
Please look at the TV!
[03:16] ---
Or, like, eyesight forward?
[03:17] ---
The TV?
[03:20] ---
Kululululu!
[03:22] ---
Wh-What the...
SIGN Kululu
[03:34] ---
Right now,
among the Akiba-style young otaku,
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko
[03:37] ---
Tsukishima Kululuko-chan here
is steadily climbing in popularity!
[03:40] ---
Gero...
[03:42] ---
I cannot believe he has gotten popular.
[03:44] ---
It's a late-night program, that's all.
[03:46] ---
It's probably just a vocal minority
going wild over him.
[03:49] ---
Daaaaaash!
[03:52] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[03:53] ---
I wonder what the matter is?
[03:55] ---
Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this.
[03:59] ---
In a certain TV station
which shall go unnamed.
[04:00] ---
Well, well, well! A good day's work, I say!
SIGN Bridge Co., Ltd. Tsukishima Kululuko-sama
[04:03] ---
Your first TV appearance
was great, Kululuko-chan!
[04:07] ---
Y'think? Kululu!
[04:08] ---
Let's use this as a stepping stone
and aim for the big time!
[04:13] ---
Oh, good day, good day!
[04:15] ---
Wh-Who are you?
[04:16] ---
I am Kululuko's father and manager,
Tsukishima Keroo, sir!
SIGN (Father)
Tsukishima Keroo
(Manager)
[04:21] ---
Huh?
[04:23] ---
I'd greatly appreciate it if all Kululuko's
work went through me from now on.
[04:28] ---
Right, Kululuko-chan?
SIGN I'll treat you to curry ♡
[04:32] ---
Tch... Fine, whatever.
[04:34] ---
Kululululu!
[04:37] ---
And so, Sarge forcibly made himself Kululu's...
SIGN Talent Agency Bridge
[04:39] ---
no, Kululuko's... manager.
[04:42] ---
Th-This makes... request postcard #65,535.
[04:47] ---
Hmmm. Lessee that.
SIGN I request Kululuko-chan ♡ Giroppe, Inner-Tokyo
[04:51] ---
No good at all!
[04:52] ---
What?!
SIGN Astroturf
[04:54] ---
Change the handwriting each time!
With attention to detail on the radio-names!
[04:57] ---
And finish each one
with a natural comment of encouragement!
[05:00] ---
R-Right...
[05:01] ---
Mr. Manager! I finished astroturfing
on the anonymous message boards!
[05:06] ---
Gero?
[05:08] ---
Not "Manager."
It's "Germana." "Ge-r-ma-na."
[05:12] ---
It's standard practice in the industry
to call everything backwards.
[05:15] ---
I'm sorry... I mean, "rossy."
[05:18] ---
Hmmm, so, looking at this, kid...
[05:20] ---
These posts need to be more teur-ama!
With more flaming!
[05:24] ---
Okay!
[05:25] ---
I have completed the festival coats
for the bodyguards!
[05:28] ---
This color is no good! Make it so
neon pink, it burns your eyes out!
SIGN Kululuko LOVE
[05:33] ---
And embroider the back like crazy!
[05:34] ---
Right...
[05:35] ---
Why do we have to do this?
SIGN Mutter Mutter Mutter
[05:37] ---
What did you say?!
SIGN Popular Idols
[05:39] ---
Popular idols!
[05:41] ---
They draw people's hearts, take a grip
on them, and they control them completely!
[05:45] ---
In other words,
[05:47] ---
could we not call that a psychological
conquest of Pekopon, sir?!
[05:51] ---
I... I see...
[05:52] ---
Kululuko-chan's father!
[05:54] ---
It is a great success!
SIGN Hype Hype Hype
[05:57] ---
We're steadily getting more and more
requests to our cable and radio programs!
[06:01] ---
And requests here and there
for TV appearances!
[06:04] ---
Finally... Finally!
[06:06] ---
Oh, yeah! The wave has come!
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko 1st Album ON SALE!
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko
[06:14] ---
Kululuko-chan's kinda good,
don'tcha think?
[06:17] ---
Her haughty personality
is great, isn't it?!
[06:20] ---
I bought her new CD.
[06:22] ---
Let's start up a fansite!
SIGN Kululuko
[06:24] ---
Today's Kululuko's concert, man.
The whole gang's bunking off.
[06:30] ---
Kulu ku ku.
[06:31] ---
Healthy and full of energy! It's Energy
Drink D, and I drink it, too! It works great!
SIGN Energy Drink D
[06:36] ---
Works really great!
SIGN Occult
[06:39] ---
Why is this popular?
[06:42] ---
Don't ask me...
[06:45] ---
As you can see, some were
not so enthused, but...
SIGN Popularity
SIGN Time
SIGN Popularity Surging Like An Eel (Visualized)
[06:48] ---
Kululuko's popularity started
surging like an eel!
[06:53] ---
This is what it means to be
a high-flier! High as a Dopp!
SIGN Talent Agency Bridge
[06:57] ---
She's in the top 10 on the Orekon charts!
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko
[07:01] ---
She's getting so many
requests for TV appearances,
[07:03] ---
there are even offers for her to star as a VA
in that famous anime movie out next spring!
[07:07] ---
Germana! There's a weekly
photo magazine out tomorrow
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko
1st Album
ON SALE!
[07:11] ---
with a scoop photo of Kululuko!
[07:13] ---
What?!
[07:14] ---
This is a galley proof, in other words
a test print, that I secretly obtained.
[07:18] ---
Gero... Let's see, let's see..
SIGN That Famous Idol
Devours 20 Plates of Curry
in a Single Night!
[07:20] ---
"That famous idol devours 20 plates
of curry in a single night!"
[07:24] ---
Th-This is... a fatal hit to her image!
[07:28] ---
Hello, Kadoyama Shoten?
[07:31] ---
That wasn't very nice of you, was it?
[07:33] ---
Sorry, but we won't be letting
you use our Kululuko any more.
[07:37] ---
That plan for a photo collection?
Canceled! Scrapped!
[07:40] ---
That a problem?
[07:42] ---
You think you could find a
replacement for that scoop, then?
[07:46] [SONG] ---
Metabolic syndrome... ♪
[07:49] ---
Kululuko-chan! How's it going?!
SIGN Mgh...
[07:56] ---
My, my! I hear you've been
eating curry at night!
[08:00] ---
Take care, won't you?
[08:01] ---
You almost got exposed by a weekly
photo magazine! What a fuss that was!
[08:07] ---
Curry bread.
[08:10] ---
I want to eat curry bread. 200 loaves.
[08:12] ---
200... It's the middle of the night.
Can't it wait until tom—
[08:15] ---
I want them.
[08:17] ---
I want them now.
[08:18] ---
Excuse me, Sergeant Major Kululu.
You're pushing it, don'tcha think?!
[08:21] ---
If I can't have them,
I won't work any more!
[08:26] ---
Aaaaaah! Fine! Fine, sir!
SIGN Uegaki Shopping District
[08:34] ---
Please! Please sell us some curry bread!
SIGN Ikegami Bakery
[08:38] ---
We're terribly sorry to trouble you at this hour!
Please, if there is anything you can do!
[08:42] ---
This has really started getting ridiculous!
SIGN Marui Stores
[08:44] ---
Forget it. I'm dropping from this operation!
[08:47] ---
Ah, Mr. Corporal!
[08:48] ---
For cripes' sake. As if I'm
going to keep humoring that guy.
[08:49] ---
In any case, let us simply gather
as many as we possibly can.
[08:55] ---
We bought them...
SIGN x 200
[08:57] ---
We acquired them for you somehow...
[08:59] ---
Isn't that great, Kululuko-chan?!
[09:01] ---
Here you go, your curry bread!
SIGN Curry
Todoroki Bread
[09:04] ---
Borscht bread.
[09:07] ---
Now I think about it, curry bread
[09:09] ---
isn't as nice as borscht bread. 700 loaves.
[09:11] ---
N-Now, sir?
[09:13] ---
Yep.
[09:16] ---
P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[09:18] ---
I'm frickin' done, for real now.
[09:20] ---
Sorry, but I am going to skedaddle,
I mean, deskaddle!
[09:24] [SONG] ---
Borscht bread! ♪
[09:25] [SONG] ---
I wanna eat borscht bread! ♪
[09:27] [SONG] ---
My papa is Barscht, my mama
is Berscht, and I am Borscht!
SIGN Ultimate Borscht
[09:35] ---
So, well, although there
were various troubles,
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko
[09:38] ---
Kululuko-chan's popularity with the public
rose still further and still faster,
SIGN Tsukishima Kululuko
[09:42] ---
and ultimately, a big and great extravaganza
of a concert was set for the Inner-Tokyo Dome!
SIGN Inner Sanctum
[09:48] ---
Wow! Sold right out! Amazing, sir!
SIGN Kululuko-sama Dressing Room
SIGN To Kululuko-sama
Congratulations on
Your Concert
Kandai Inc.
[09:53] ---
This performance will mark the
beginning of a national concert tour!
[09:56] ---
Calculating the sales of the ticket prices
and the related merchandise...
SIGN 9,660,000 Units
[09:59] ---
Hyoowee! It comes out to
9,660,000 PG Zeongs!
[10:05] ---
Come on, let's give this
all we've got, Kululuko-chan!
[10:09] ---
Can't be bothered.
[10:12] ---
What did you just say?
[10:14] ---
Can't even eat curry and borscht when I like.
[10:16] ---
Started to feel this is more
trouble than it's worth.
[10:18] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[10:20] ---
So, like... I want to go back to being
a normal little girl! Or something.
[10:29] ---
Meh, just tell the fans I went to play
soccer in Mongolia or some crap like that.
[10:33] ---
Okay, see ya. Click!
[10:37] ---
Wait! Kululuko-chan?!
[10:40] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu! Come on, please!
SIGN Kululuko-sama
Dressing Room
[10:43] ---
Kululuko-chan, you're going to be on soon.
Can you make sure you're standing by?
[10:46] ---
Ah... S-Sure, right away...
[10:48] ---
Gerohcrap... gerohcrap, sir!
[10:51] ---
What in tarnation am I s'posed ta do?!
[10:52] ---
It was supposed to start ages ago!
[10:54] ---
Where's Kululuko-chan?!
[10:55] ---
Hurry up and show her!
[10:55] ---
Kululuko-tan!
[11:00] ---
My honorable leader!
[11:01] ---
I mean, Germana! Quickly, you must
bring out Kululuko-chan!
SIGN Rumble...
[11:08] ---
Wh... m-my leader?!
[11:10] ---
What's the problem?!
[11:12] ---
Taking too long!
[11:12] ---
Do something!
[11:13] ---
Gimme back my money!
[11:15] ---
Ohhh, yeah! She's here at last!
[11:17] ---
We've waited for you!
[11:18] ---
Here we go!
[11:19] ---
One, two, three!
[11:20] ---
Ku-lu-lu-ko-chan!!
[11:29] ---
Ah... um... er... hello, everybody...
[11:34] ---
I'm Dororoko...
[11:38] ---
And in that instant,
Keroro's ambitions were over.
SIGN Inner Sanctum
[11:54] ---
One day.
SIGN President of THAT Talent Agency
Recovering From Bankruptcy
[11:56] ---
Dear me, it is certainly still cold, sir!
[11:59] ---
So, today I'll make a 1/1200 Musai.
[12:04] ---
Easygoing as usual, I see.
[12:06] ---
Gero?
[12:06] ---
The way I think is,
[12:08] ---
when you've been doing this job a long time,
[12:10] ---
it's important to start again
from your roots once in a while.
[12:12] ---
Yes, I see, your roots...
[12:13] ---
Your roots...
[12:13] ---
Ahh, those are good words, sir!
[12:17] ---
As I sit here making this silly Musai,
[12:19] ---
I feel like I've
returned to my roots, too, sir.
[12:24] ---
Roots...?
[12:29] ---
Huh?
[12:30] ---
Come to think of it, the reason
I came here to Pekopon was...
SIGN Invasion
[12:35] ---
D-Don't tell me he really can't remember.
[12:43] ---
Wait, wasn't it so that
I could invade it, sir?!
[12:47] ---
A bit late for that...
[12:51] ---
Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
[12:58] ---
I put it to you: have we not become
addicted to our lazy lifestyle on Pekopon,
[13:02] ---
and forgotten our original objective?
[13:05] ---
What are we? Yes, we are invaders!
[13:08] ---
Now is the time for us to take
another hard look at where we stand,
[13:11] ---
and return to our roots, sir!
[13:13] ---
Ohhh!
[13:14] ---
That's wonderful, Uncle!
[13:17] ---
Or, like, uphold intent?
[13:18] ---
Well said, Keroro!
[13:20] ---
Let's get back to our roots at once,
[13:22] ---
and conquer Pekopon with
overwhelming military force!
[13:25] ---
NO!
[13:26] ---
You're still on about that, sir?!
[13:29] ---
Wha?
[13:31] ---
Here, we should learn from
our great forerunners, sir.
[13:35] ---
Invaders are intrinsically evil!
SIGN Evil
[13:37] ---
To become fully evil,
one must begin with fashion!
SIGN Evil
[13:43] ---
Gerori gero gerori!
[13:45] ---
I am the supreme commander, Keroro!
[13:49] ---
In the name of our Keron, I hereby
begin our invasion operation!
[13:52] ---
Indeed!
SIGN Indeed!
[13:54] ---
Whaa?
[13:57] ---
Indeed!
[14:02] ---
Gerori gero gerori!
[14:04] ---
Begin by dispersing something
terrible into this dam!
SIGN Terror! The City In Panic! Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
[14:08] ---
Terror! The City In Panic!
Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
[14:11] ---
Indeed!
[14:13] ---
So? When you say
"something terrible," what exactly...?
[14:19] ---
What about this suspicious liquid?
[14:21] ---
Just mix a little in, and a few hundred million
Pekoponians will be... fmhmhmhmh...
[14:28] ---
Gyaaagh!
[14:29] ---
I-Isn't that... I mean isn't
that seriously a bit much?
[14:32] ---
Besides which, this is the water we
are all using every day, is it not?
[14:35] ---
H-He's right, sir!
[14:37] ---
Abort the something terrible!
[14:41] ---
I know!
[14:42] ---
In that case, we will mix in
very sweet juice instead!
[14:46] ---
I see! The Pekoponians will suffer
in pain from the cavities,
[14:49] ---
and we will use that chance
to invade Pekopon!
[14:51] ---
That is a good operation, sir!
SIGN Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities! Operation Juicy Dam!
[14:56] ---
Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities!
Operation Juicy Dam!
[15:00] ---
Gerori gero gerori.
[15:02] ---
More! More juice!
[15:04] ---
Indeed!
SIGN Indeed!
[15:06] ---
Uncle, this is bad!
[15:07] ---
What's wrong,
evil commanderess, Angol Mois?
[15:11] ---
We bought too much juice
and ran out of budget!
[15:14] ---
Or, like, tightened purse-strings?
[15:21] ---
Let us not be deterred!
Our next operation will be...
[15:24] ---
...the most fundemental plan of all:
we will hijack a kindergarten bus!
[15:28] ---
Gerori gero gerori.
SIGN Yokoi Kindergarten
SIGN Look Out! The Children Are In Danger! Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
[15:32] ---
Look Out! The Children Are In Danger!
Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
[15:36] ---
And? We hijack it, and then what?
[15:41] ---
Well... uh...
[15:43] ---
What happens after that again...
[15:44] ---
A-Anyway!
SIGN Anyway!
[15:46] ---
We'll think about that afterward!
[15:49] ---
Indeed!
SIGN Kindergarten Bus Yokoi Kindergarten
[15:56] ---
Weird costumes!
[15:57] ---
It's a froggie, it's a froggie!
[15:57] ---
W-Watch it!
[16:00] ---
You don't have a belly button!
[16:02] ---
It looks like they only
perceive us as mascots!
[16:05] ---
Being popular is boring now.
[16:07] ---
Ow! Owowow! Children! Children!
[16:11] ---
Okay, kids!
[16:13] ---
Let's not touch the froggies too much, okay?
[16:16] ---
Okay!
[16:18] ---
We didn't hijack it at all...
SIGN Inner-Tokyo 23 SU..65
SIGN Eek!
SIGN Yokoi Kindergarten
[16:20] ---
Eek!
[16:24] ---
Gerori gero gerori.
[16:26] ---
Next, we will make Mt. Fuji erupt,
and make a huge mess of Pekopon!
SIGN Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion Operation Out of the Frying Pan, Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
[16:32] ---
Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion:
[16:34] ---
Operation Out of the Frying Pan,
Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
[16:36] ---
Ohh! This one is grandiose.
[16:39] ---
But how?
[16:41] ---
This one is flawless.
[16:44] ---
This Super Big Brother Helix Core Drill
[16:47] ---
will cause a massive eruption
in a mere 3 minutes!
[16:53] ---
Well, then! To Mt. Fuji!
[16:54] ---
Yes, sir!
SIGN Indeed!
[17:02] ---
My eyes are blurry.
[17:05] ---
The air's thin up here.
[17:07] ---
Or, like, unfit people?
[17:10] ---
Shape up! We're only at the sixth stage!
[17:13] ---
I... can't...
[17:16] ---
I also... cannot go on.
[17:23] ---
I... I tried going back to my roots...
[17:26] ---
...and climbing up by my own two feet...
[17:29] ---
But this operation...
[17:31] ---
...must be aborted... I'm too tired.
[17:33] ---
Indeed...
SIGN Indeed...
[17:43] ---
Gerori gero gerori.
[17:45] ---
This time, we will disguise
creepy alien life forms as pets,
[17:48] ---
and push those Pekoponians
into the Sebastian of terror!
SIGN Why! The Animal Rebellion! Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
[17:52] ---
Why! The Animal Rebellion!
Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
[17:57] ---
And? What creepy
alien life forms are these?
[18:00] ---
Naturally, they are what
we are about to catch!
[18:03] ---
Let's go!
SIGN Indeed!
[18:04] ---
Indeed!
[18:09] ---
Come back, darn you!
[18:11] ---
They are impossible to catch!
[18:12] ---
One ran away that way!
[18:15] ---
What?
[18:15] ---
Dororo-san, above you!
Dororo-san, above you!
[18:18] ---
Here you are!
[18:21] ---
Sorry, my mistake...
[18:23] ---
What are you doing?!
[18:24] ---
They sell those at the pet store!
[18:27] ---
"Th-Those"?!
SIGN Those
[18:30] ---
"Th-Those"?!
[18:32] ---
Oh... crud.
SIGN Trauma Trauma Trauma
[18:34] ---
His trauma aura...
[18:35] ---
Th-This operation is aborted...
[18:37] ---
Indeed!
[18:39] ---
I'm a those...
[18:41] ---
Treated as a those, am I?
[18:44] ---
Am I...? Guys...?!
SIGN N...
[18:48] ---
Noooooo!
[18:53] ---
I have thought of a truly terrifying
operation this time, sir.
[18:58] ---
What is it?
[19:00] ---
First... we take the
healthy Pekoponians and...
[19:07] ---
What in the world?!
[19:09] ---
Uncle, that is much too dangerous!
[19:11] ---
Or, like, broadcast censored?
SIGN Huff... Huff... Huff...
SIGN Gasp...
SIGN Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation! Due to inability to broadcast,
[19:15] ---
Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation!
Due to inability to broadcast, aborted in haste!
SIGN aborted in haste!
SIGN Evil
[19:21] ---
Gerori gero gerori...
[19:22] ---
It's no good, sir.
[19:24] ---
The more we return to our roots,
the worse it gets.
[19:27] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN Monster Encyclopedia
[19:29] ---
According to the books on the subject,
it works well to create a homunculus!
[19:33] ---
You mean a humanlike monster?
[19:35] ---
I see...
[19:36] ---
So we would modify a Pekoponian,
and turn them into our evil pawn.
[19:40] ---
You can leave the "modifying" to me.
[19:42] ---
But who would we modify?
[19:45] ---
The strongest warrior must be made
from the strongest components.
[19:49] ---
Then...
[19:50] ---
To be blunt... it must be our greatest foe,
Hinata Natsumi, sir!
[19:55] ---
Whaat?!
[19:56] ---
We're going to modify Natsumi?!
[19:59] ---
P-Please! Spare me!
[20:03] ---
Please spare me!
[20:09] ---
N-No! We can't modify Natsumi!
[20:14] ---
Natsumi... ohh...
[20:16] ---
But...
[20:17] ---
He is out of it.
[20:19] ---
Gerori gero gerori.
[20:21] ---
So there are no objections?
[20:23] ---
Well, then!
SIGN Well, then...
[20:25] ---
We will henceforth kidnap Hinata Natsumi,
[20:27] ---
and make her into a monstrous homunculus!
[20:30] ---
Indeed!
SIGN Eldritch! Natsumi Is A Pawn Of Evil?! Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
[20:31] ---
Eldritch! Natsumi is a pawn of evil?!
Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
[20:38] ---
All of you!
[20:39] ---
What are you doing?
[20:41] ---
Oh... Just a little... modification...
[20:44] ---
Modification?!
[20:47] ---
Guess we're not.
[20:49] ---
You are so mean!
[20:51] ---
I'm sorry!
[20:52] ---
Or, like, abort mission?
SIGN Evil
[20:56] ---
And so the ambitions of the evil
organization Keron were harmlessly quashed.
[21:02] ---
And the next day...
SIGN New Evil
[21:04] ---
Gerora gero gerora.
[21:07] ---
So, our evil organization Keron
has returned to its roots,
[21:11] ---
and been reborn as Neo Keron!
[21:14] ---
You beaten yet? You beaten yet?
[21:16] ---
Nyo!
[21:17] ---
We begin by beaming poison radio waves
everywhere from Inner-Tokyo Tower!
[21:22] ---
Gerora!
[21:23] ---
Nyo!
SIGN Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
[21:24] ---
Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
[21:27] ---
Operation Will You Guys Pack It In!
SIGN ...Finished.
[21:29] ---
...is finished.
[21:31] ---
Wha? For real?
[21:32] ---
But it was only just starting
to get really ridiculous!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
nyaa
[23:07] ---
Natsumi here.
[23:08] ---
Don't you find leap years
a little mysterious?
[23:12] ---
Once every four years,
the year is 366 days long!
[23:18] ---
The Olympics is once every four years, too.
SIGN Giant Monster Uruu
[23:20] ---
I wonder if there's a connection...
[23:22] ---
Never mind that!
[23:23] ---
We've finally reached 200 episodes!
SIGN Uruu Detection Radar
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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