# E199 - Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir! / Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X85G/kululu-kululun-idol-legend-sir--keroro-returns-to-his-roots-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:30] ---**
Hey!
**[01:37] ---**
Hold it right there, you stupid frog!
**[01:39] ---**
I am neither honest nor humble enough
to wait right now, ma'am!
**[01:43] ---**
I told you this operation would never work!
**[01:46] ---**
GET BACK HERE!
**[01:48] ---**
Dear me. It looks like Sarge and the others
have really made Natsumi-chan angry.
**[01:52] ---**
What kind of operation could it have been,
with them all dressed in such curious clothes?
**[01:56] ---**
I don't have time to explain
that right now, sir!
**[02:01] ---**
I said, hold it!
**[02:06] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[02:10] ---**
I really thought we were
done for this time, sir.
**[02:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[02:15] ---**
Gero?
**[02:16] ---**
Wh-What is it, sir?
**[02:17] ---**
I am simply a man with a green face!
**[02:20] ---**
I'm not an alien or anything, sir!
**[02:23] ---**
Just to make that clear...
**[02:24] ---**
Ah, no, I actually wanted a word with her...
**[02:27] ---**
Gero?
**[02:28] ---**
Kululululu.
**[02:31] ---**
Begging your pardon, sir,
but I'm not on the dating market.
**[02:33] ---**
Th-That distinctive manner of speaking!
**[02:35] ---**
Your dauntless personality!
**[02:37] ---**
You have *it!* Without a doubt,
you are a diamond in the rough!
**[02:41] ---**
Ah, I'm terribly sorry. Here's my card.
***SIGN*** Agency Bridge President Oohashi
**[02:45] ---**
Talent Agency "Bridge"?
**[02:47] ---**
Yes! I want to make you a glittering idol!
**[02:51] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[02:55] ---**
Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir!
**[03:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[03:02] ---**
Kululu, an idol? Kululu, of all people?
**[03:05] ---**
He'd never be popular! No way!
**[03:07] ---**
Pigs might fly!
**[03:09] ---**
What a catastrophe for Kululu-dono.
**[03:12] ---**
U-Uncle! You need to see this!
**[03:14] ---**
Please look at the TV!
**[03:16] ---**
Or, like, eyesight forward?
**[03:17] ---**
The TV?
**[03:20] ---**
Kululululu!
**[03:22] ---**
Wh-What the...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[03:34] ---**
Right now,
among the Akiba-style young otaku,
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[03:37] ---**
Tsukishima Kululuko-chan here
is steadily climbing in popularity!
**[03:40] ---**
Gero...
**[03:42] ---**
I cannot believe he has gotten popular.
**[03:44] ---**
It's a late-night program, that's all.
**[03:46] ---**
It's probably just a vocal minority
going wild over him.
**[03:49] ---**
Daaaaaash!
**[03:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[03:53] ---**
I wonder what the matter is?
**[03:55] ---**
Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this.
**[03:59] ---**
In a certain TV station
which shall go unnamed.
**[04:00] ---**
Well, well, well! A good day's work, I say!
***SIGN*** Bridge Co., Ltd. Tsukishima Kululuko-sama
**[04:03] ---**
Your first TV appearance
was great, Kululuko-chan!
**[04:07] ---**
Y'think? Kululu!
**[04:08] ---**
Let's use this as a stepping stone
and aim for the big time!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, good day, good day!
**[04:15] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[04:16] ---**
I am Kululuko's father and manager,
Tsukishima Keroo, sir!
***SIGN*** (Father)
Tsukishima Keroo
(Manager)
**[04:21] ---**
Huh?
**[04:23] ---**
I'd greatly appreciate it if all Kululuko's
work went through me from now on.
**[04:28] ---**
Right, Kululuko-chan?
***SIGN*** I'll treat you to curry ♡
**[04:32] ---**
Tch... Fine, whatever.
**[04:34] ---**
Kululululu!
**[04:37] ---**
And so, Sarge forcibly made himself Kululu's...
***SIGN*** Talent Agency Bridge
**[04:39] ---**
no, Kululuko's... manager.
**[04:42] ---**
Th-This makes... request postcard #65,535.
**[04:47] ---**
Hmmm. Lessee that.
***SIGN*** I request Kululuko-chan ♡ Giroppe, Inner-Tokyo
**[04:51] ---**
No good at all!
**[04:52] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Astroturf
**[04:54] ---**
Change the handwriting each time!
With attention to detail on the radio-names!
**[04:57] ---**
And finish each one
with a natural comment of encouragement!
**[05:00] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:01] ---**
Mr. Manager! I finished astroturfing
on the anonymous message boards!
**[05:06] ---**
Gero?
**[05:08] ---**
Not "Manager."
It's "Germana." "Ge-r-ma-na."
**[05:12] ---**
It's standard practice in the industry
to call everything backwards.
**[05:15] ---**
I'm sorry... I mean, "rossy."
**[05:18] ---**
Hmmm, so, looking at this, kid...
**[05:20] ---**
These posts need to be more teur-ama!
With more flaming!
**[05:24] ---**
Okay!
**[05:25] ---**
I have completed the festival coats
for the bodyguards!
**[05:28] ---**
This color is no good! Make it so
neon pink, it burns your eyes out!
***SIGN*** Kululuko LOVE
**[05:33] ---**
And embroider the back like crazy!
**[05:34] ---**
Right...
**[05:35] ---**
Why do we have to do this?
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter
**[05:37] ---**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** Popular Idols
**[05:39] ---**
Popular idols!
**[05:41] ---**
They draw people's hearts, take a grip
on them, and they control them completely!
**[05:45] ---**
In other words,
**[05:47] ---**
could we not call that a psychological
conquest of Pekopon, sir?!
**[05:51] ---**
I... I see...
**[05:52] ---**
Kululuko-chan's father!
**[05:54] ---**
It is a great success!
***SIGN*** Hype Hype Hype
**[05:57] ---**
We're steadily getting more and more
requests to our cable and radio programs!
**[06:01] ---**
And requests here and there
for TV appearances!
**[06:04] ---**
Finally... Finally!
**[06:06] ---**
Oh, yeah! The wave has come!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko 1st Album ON SALE!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[06:14] ---**
Kululuko-chan's kinda good,
don'tcha think?
**[06:17] ---**
Her haughty personality
is great, isn't it?!
**[06:20] ---**
I bought her new CD.
**[06:22] ---**
Let's start up a fansite!
***SIGN*** Kululuko
**[06:24] ---**
Today's Kululuko's concert, man.
The whole gang's bunking off.
**[06:30] ---**
Kulu ku ku.
**[06:31] ---**
Healthy and full of energy! It's Energy
Drink D, and I drink it, too! It works great!
***SIGN*** Energy Drink D
**[06:36] ---**
Works really great!
***SIGN*** Occult
**[06:39] ---**
Why is this popular?
**[06:42] ---**
Don't ask me...
**[06:45] ---**
As you can see, some were
not so enthused, but...
***SIGN*** Popularity
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Popularity Surging Like An Eel (Visualized)
**[06:48] ---**
Kululuko's popularity started
surging like an eel!
**[06:53] ---**
This is what it means to be
a high-flier! High as a Dopp!
***SIGN*** Talent Agency Bridge
**[06:57] ---**
She's in the top 10 on the Orekon charts!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[07:01] ---**
She's getting so many
requests for TV appearances,
**[07:03] ---**
there are even offers for her to star as a VA
in that famous anime movie out next spring!
**[07:07] ---**
Germana! There's a weekly
photo magazine out tomorrow
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
1st Album
ON SALE!
**[07:11] ---**
with a scoop photo of Kululuko!
**[07:13] ---**
What?!
**[07:14] ---**
This is a galley proof, in other words
a test print, that I secretly obtained.
**[07:18] ---**
Gero... Let's see, let's see..
***SIGN*** That Famous Idol
Devours 20 Plates of Curry
in a Single Night!
**[07:20] ---**
"That famous idol devours 20 plates
of curry in a single night!"
**[07:24] ---**
Th-This is... a fatal hit to her image!
**[07:28] ---**
Hello, Kadoyama Shoten?
**[07:31] ---**
That wasn't very nice of you, was it?
**[07:33] ---**
Sorry, but we won't be letting
you use our Kululuko any more.
**[07:37] ---**
That plan for a photo collection?
Canceled! Scrapped!
**[07:40] ---**
That a problem?
**[07:42] ---**
You think you could find a
replacement for that scoop, then?
**[07:46] [SONG] ---**
Metabolic syndrome... ♪
**[07:49] ---**
Kululuko-chan! How's it going?!
***SIGN*** Mgh...
**[07:56] ---**
My, my! I hear you've been
eating curry at night!
**[08:00] ---**
Take care, won't you?
**[08:01] ---**
You almost got exposed by a weekly
photo magazine! What a fuss that was!
**[08:07] ---**
Curry bread.
**[08:10] ---**
I want to eat curry bread. 200 loaves.
**[08:12] ---**
200... It's the middle of the night.
Can't it wait until tom—
**[08:15] ---**
I want them.
**[08:17] ---**
I want them now.
**[08:18] ---**
Excuse me, Sergeant Major Kululu.
You're pushing it, don'tcha think?!
**[08:21] ---**
If I can't have them,
I won't work any more!
**[08:26] ---**
Aaaaaah! Fine! Fine, sir!
***SIGN*** Uegaki Shopping District
**[08:34] ---**
Please! Please sell us some curry bread!
***SIGN*** Ikegami Bakery
**[08:38] ---**
We're terribly sorry to trouble you at this hour!
Please, if there is anything you can do!
**[08:42] ---**
This has really started getting ridiculous!
***SIGN*** Marui Stores
**[08:44] ---**
Forget it. I'm dropping from this operation!
**[08:47] ---**
Ah, Mr. Corporal!
**[08:48] ---**
For cripes' sake. As if I'm
going to keep humoring that guy.
**[08:49] ---**
In any case, let us simply gather
as many as we possibly can.
**[08:55] ---**
We bought them...
***SIGN*** x 200
**[08:57] ---**
We acquired them for you somehow...
**[08:59] ---**
Isn't that great, Kululuko-chan?!
**[09:01] ---**
Here you go, your curry bread!
***SIGN*** Curry
Todoroki Bread
**[09:04] ---**
Borscht bread.
**[09:07] ---**
Now I think about it, curry bread
**[09:09] ---**
isn't as nice as borscht bread. 700 loaves.
**[09:11] ---**
N-Now, sir?
**[09:13] ---**
Yep.
**[09:16] ---**
P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[09:18] ---**
I'm frickin' done, for real now.
**[09:20] ---**
Sorry, but I am going to skedaddle,
I mean, deskaddle!
**[09:24] [SONG] ---**
Borscht bread! ♪
**[09:25] [SONG] ---**
I wanna eat borscht bread! ♪
**[09:27] [SONG] ---**
My papa is Barscht, my mama
is Berscht, and I am Borscht!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Borscht
**[09:35] ---**
So, well, although there
were various troubles,
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[09:38] ---**
Kululuko-chan's popularity with the public
rose still further and still faster,
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[09:42] ---**
and ultimately, a big and great extravaganza
of a concert was set for the Inner-Tokyo Dome!
***SIGN*** Inner Sanctum
**[09:48] ---**
Wow! Sold right out! Amazing, sir!
***SIGN*** Kululuko-sama Dressing Room
***SIGN*** To Kululuko-sama
Congratulations on
Your Concert
Kandai Inc.
**[09:53] ---**
This performance will mark the
beginning of a national concert tour!
**[09:56] ---**
Calculating the sales of the ticket prices
and the related merchandise...
***SIGN*** 9,660,000 Units
**[09:59] ---**
Hyoowee! It comes out to
9,660,000 PG Zeongs!
**[10:05] ---**
Come on, let's give this
all we've got, Kululuko-chan!
**[10:09] ---**
Can't be bothered.
**[10:12] ---**
What did you just say?
**[10:14] ---**
Can't even eat curry and borscht when I like.
**[10:16] ---**
Started to feel this is more
trouble than it's worth.
**[10:18] ---**
Whaaaaat?!
**[10:20] ---**
So, like... I want to go back to being
a normal little girl! Or something.
**[10:29] ---**
Meh, just tell the fans I went to play
soccer in Mongolia or some crap like that.
**[10:33] ---**
Okay, see ya. Click!
**[10:37] ---**
Wait! Kululuko-chan?!
**[10:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Come on, please!
***SIGN*** Kululuko-sama
Dressing Room
**[10:43] ---**
Kululuko-chan, you're going to be on soon.
Can you make sure you're standing by?
**[10:46] ---**
Ah... S-Sure, right away...
**[10:48] ---**
Gerohcrap... gerohcrap, sir!
**[10:51] ---**
What in tarnation am I s'posed ta do?!
**[10:52] ---**
It was supposed to start ages ago!
**[10:54] ---**
Where's Kululuko-chan?!
**[10:55] ---**
Hurry up and show her!
**[10:55] ---**
Kululuko-tan!
**[11:00] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[11:01] ---**
I mean, Germana! Quickly, you must
bring out Kululuko-chan!
***SIGN*** Rumble...
**[11:08] ---**
Wh... m-my leader?!
**[11:10] ---**
What's the problem?!
**[11:12] ---**
Taking too long!
**[11:12] ---**
Do something!
**[11:13] ---**
Gimme back my money!
**[11:15] ---**
Ohhh, yeah! She's here at last!
**[11:17] ---**
We've waited for you!
**[11:18] ---**
Here we go!
**[11:19] ---**
One, two, three!
**[11:20] ---**
Ku-lu-lu-ko-chan!!
**[11:29] ---**
Ah... um... er... hello, everybody...
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Dororoko...
**[11:38] ---**
And in that instant,
Keroro's ambitions were over.
***SIGN*** Inner Sanctum
**[11:54] ---**
One day.
***SIGN*** President of THAT Talent Agency
Recovering From Bankruptcy
**[11:56] ---**
Dear me, it is certainly still cold, sir!
**[11:59] ---**
So, today I'll make a 1/1200 Musai.
**[12:04] ---**
Easygoing as usual, I see.
**[12:06] ---**
Gero?
**[12:06] ---**
The way I think is,
**[12:08] ---**
when you've been doing this job a long time,
**[12:10] ---**
it's important to start again
from your roots once in a while.
**[12:12] ---**
Yes, I see, your roots...
**[12:13] ---**
Your roots...
**[12:13] ---**
Ahh, those are good words, sir!
**[12:17] ---**
As I sit here making this silly Musai,
**[12:19] ---**
I feel like I've
returned to my roots, too, sir.
**[12:24] ---**
Roots...?
**[12:29] ---**
Huh?
**[12:30] ---**
Come to think of it, the reason
I came here to Pekopon was...
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[12:35] ---**
D-Don't tell me he really can't remember.
**[12:43] ---**
Wait, wasn't it so that
I could invade it, sir?!
**[12:47] ---**
A bit late for that...
**[12:51] ---**
Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
**[12:58] ---**
I put it to you: have we not become
addicted to our lazy lifestyle on Pekopon,
**[13:02] ---**
and forgotten our original objective?
**[13:05] ---**
What are we? Yes, we are invaders!
**[13:08] ---**
Now is the time for us to take
another hard look at where we stand,
**[13:11] ---**
and return to our roots, sir!
**[13:13] ---**
Ohhh!
**[13:14] ---**
That's wonderful, Uncle!
**[13:17] ---**
Or, like, uphold intent?
**[13:18] ---**
Well said, Keroro!
**[13:20] ---**
Let's get back to our roots at once,
**[13:22] ---**
and conquer Pekopon with
overwhelming military force!
**[13:25] ---**
NO!
**[13:26] ---**
You're still on about that, sir?!
**[13:29] ---**
Wha?
**[13:31] ---**
Here, we should learn from
our great forerunners, sir.
**[13:35] ---**
Invaders are intrinsically evil!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[13:37] ---**
To become fully evil,
one must begin with fashion!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[13:43] ---**
Gerori gero gerori!
**[13:45] ---**
I am the supreme commander, Keroro!
**[13:49] ---**
In the name of our Keron, I hereby
begin our invasion operation!
**[13:52] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[13:54] ---**
Whaa?
**[13:57] ---**
Indeed!
**[14:02] ---**
Gerori gero gerori!
**[14:04] ---**
Begin by dispersing something
terrible into this dam!
***SIGN*** Terror! The City In Panic! Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
**[14:08] ---**
Terror! The City In Panic!
Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
**[14:11] ---**
Indeed!
**[14:13] ---**
So? When you say
"something terrible," what exactly...?
**[14:19] ---**
What about this suspicious liquid?
**[14:21] ---**
Just mix a little in, and a few hundred million
Pekoponians will be... fmhmhmhmh...
**[14:28] ---**
Gyaaagh!
**[14:29] ---**
I-Isn't that... I mean isn't
that seriously a bit much?
**[14:32] ---**
Besides which, this is the water we
are all using every day, is it not?
**[14:35] ---**
H-He's right, sir!
**[14:37] ---**
Abort the something terrible!
**[14:41] ---**
I know!
**[14:42] ---**
In that case, we will mix in
very sweet juice instead!
**[14:46] ---**
I see! The Pekoponians will suffer
in pain from the cavities,
**[14:49] ---**
and we will use that chance
to invade Pekopon!
**[14:51] ---**
That is a good operation, sir!
***SIGN*** Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities! Operation Juicy Dam!
**[14:56] ---**
Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities!
Operation Juicy Dam!
**[15:00] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[15:02] ---**
More! More juice!
**[15:04] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[15:06] ---**
Uncle, this is bad!
**[15:07] ---**
What's wrong,
evil commanderess, Angol Mois?
**[15:11] ---**
We bought too much juice
and ran out of budget!
**[15:14] ---**
Or, like, tightened purse-strings?
**[15:21] ---**
Let us not be deterred!
Our next operation will be...
**[15:24] ---**
...the most fundemental plan of all:
we will hijack a kindergarten bus!
**[15:28] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Yokoi Kindergarten
***SIGN*** Look Out! The Children Are In Danger! Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
**[15:32] ---**
Look Out! The Children Are In Danger!
Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
**[15:36] ---**
And? We hijack it, and then what?
**[15:41] ---**
Well... uh...
**[15:43] ---**
What happens after that again...
**[15:44] ---**
A-Anyway!
***SIGN*** Anyway!
**[15:46] ---**
We'll think about that afterward!
**[15:49] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Kindergarten Bus Yokoi Kindergarten
**[15:56] ---**
Weird costumes!
**[15:57] ---**
It's a froggie, it's a froggie!
**[15:57] ---**
W-Watch it!
**[16:00] ---**
You don't have a belly button!
**[16:02] ---**
It looks like they only
perceive us as mascots!
**[16:05] ---**
Being popular is boring now.
**[16:07] ---**
Ow! Owowow! Children! Children!
**[16:11] ---**
Okay, kids!
**[16:13] ---**
Let's not touch the froggies too much, okay?
**[16:16] ---**
Okay!
**[16:18] ---**
We didn't hijack it at all...
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo 23 SU..65
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Yokoi Kindergarten
**[16:20] ---**
Eek!
**[16:24] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[16:26] ---**
Next, we will make Mt. Fuji erupt,
and make a huge mess of Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion Operation Out of the Frying Pan, Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
**[16:32] ---**
Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion:
**[16:34] ---**
Operation Out of the Frying Pan,
Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
**[16:36] ---**
Ohh! This one is grandiose.
**[16:39] ---**
But how?
**[16:41] ---**
This one is flawless.
**[16:44] ---**
This Super Big Brother Helix Core Drill
**[16:47] ---**
will cause a massive eruption
in a mere 3 minutes!
**[16:53] ---**
Well, then! To Mt. Fuji!
**[16:54] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[17:02] ---**
My eyes are blurry.
**[17:05] ---**
The air's thin up here.
**[17:07] ---**
Or, like, unfit people?
**[17:10] ---**
Shape up! We're only at the sixth stage!
**[17:13] ---**
I... can't...
**[17:16] ---**
I also... cannot go on.
**[17:23] ---**
I... I tried going back to my roots...
**[17:26] ---**
...and climbing up by my own two feet...
**[17:29] ---**
But this operation...
**[17:31] ---**
...must be aborted... I'm too tired.
**[17:33] ---**
Indeed...
***SIGN*** Indeed...
**[17:43] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[17:45] ---**
This time, we will disguise
creepy alien life forms as pets,
**[17:48] ---**
and push those Pekoponians
into the Sebastian of terror!
***SIGN*** Why! The Animal Rebellion! Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
**[17:52] ---**
Why! The Animal Rebellion!
Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
**[17:57] ---**
And? What creepy
alien life forms are these?
**[18:00] ---**
Naturally, they are what
we are about to catch!
**[18:03] ---**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[18:04] ---**
Indeed!
**[18:09] ---**
Come back, darn you!
**[18:11] ---**
They are impossible to catch!
**[18:12] ---**
One ran away that way!
**[18:15] ---**
What?
**[18:15] ---**
Dororo-san, above you!
Dororo-san, above you!
**[18:18] ---**
Here you are!
**[18:21] ---**
Sorry, my mistake...
**[18:23] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[18:24] ---**
They sell *those* at the pet store!
**[18:27] ---**
"Th-Those"?!
***SIGN*** Those
**[18:30] ---**
"Th-Those"?!
**[18:32] ---**
Oh... crud.
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[18:34] ---**
His trauma aura...
**[18:35] ---**
Th-This operation is aborted...
**[18:37] ---**
Indeed!
**[18:39] ---**
I'm a *those*...
**[18:41] ---**
Treated as a *those*, am I?
**[18:44] ---**
Am I...? Guys...?!
***SIGN*** N...
**[18:48] ---**
Noooooo!
**[18:53] ---**
I have thought of a truly terrifying
operation this time, sir.
**[18:58] ---**
What is it?
**[19:00] ---**
First... we take the
healthy Pekoponians and...
**[19:07] ---**
What in the world?!
**[19:09] ---**
Uncle, that is much too dangerous!
**[19:11] ---**
Or, like, broadcast censored?
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff... Huff...
***SIGN*** Gasp...
***SIGN*** Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation! Due to inability to broadcast,
**[19:15] ---**
Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation!
Due to inability to broadcast, aborted in haste!
***SIGN*** aborted in haste!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[19:21] ---**
Gerori gero gerori...
**[19:22] ---**
It's no good, sir.
**[19:24] ---**
The more we return to our roots,
the worse it gets.
**[19:27] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Monster Encyclopedia
**[19:29] ---**
According to the books on the subject,
it works well to create a homunculus!
**[19:33] ---**
You mean a humanlike monster?
**[19:35] ---**
I see...
**[19:36] ---**
So we would modify a Pekoponian,
and turn them into our evil pawn.
**[19:40] ---**
You can leave the "modifying" to me.
**[19:42] ---**
But who would we modify?
**[19:45] ---**
The strongest warrior must be made
from the strongest components.
**[19:49] ---**
Then...
**[19:50] ---**
To be blunt... it must be our greatest foe,
Hinata Natsumi, sir!
**[19:55] ---**
Whaat?!
**[19:56] ---**
We're going to modify Natsumi?!
**[19:59] ---**
P-Please! Spare me!
**[20:03] ---**
Please spare me!
**[20:09] ---**
N-No! We can't modify Natsumi!
**[20:14] ---**
Natsumi... ohh...
**[20:16] ---**
But...
**[20:17] ---**
He is out of it.
**[20:19] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[20:21] ---**
So there are no objections?
**[20:23] ---**
Well, then!
***SIGN*** Well, then...
**[20:25] ---**
We will henceforth kidnap Hinata Natsumi,
**[20:27] ---**
and make her into a monstrous homunculus!
**[20:30] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Eldritch! Natsumi Is A Pawn Of Evil?! Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
**[20:31] ---**
Eldritch! Natsumi is a pawn of evil?!
Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
**[20:38] ---**
All of you!
**[20:39] ---**
*What* are you doing?
**[20:41] ---**
Oh... Just a little... modification...
**[20:44] ---**
*Modification?!*
**[20:47] ---**
Guess we're not.
**[20:49] ---**
You are so mean!
**[20:51] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:52] ---**
Or, like, abort mission?
***SIGN*** Evil
**[20:56] ---**
And so the ambitions of the evil
organization Keron were harmlessly quashed.
**[21:02] ---**
And the next day...
***SIGN*** New Evil
**[21:04] ---**
Gerora gero gerora.
**[21:07] ---**
So, our evil organization Keron
has returned to its roots,
**[21:11] ---**
and been reborn as Neo Keron!
**[21:14] ---**
You beaten yet? You beaten yet?
**[21:16] ---**
Nyo!
**[21:17] ---**
We begin by beaming poison radio waves
everywhere from Inner-Tokyo Tower!
**[21:22] ---**
Gerora!
**[21:23] ---**
Nyo!
***SIGN*** Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
**[21:24] ---**
Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
**[21:27] ---**
Operation Will You Guys Pack It In!
***SIGN*** ...Finished.
**[21:29] ---**
...is finished.
**[21:31] ---**
Wha? For real?
**[21:32] ---**
But it was only just starting
to get really ridiculous!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:08] ---**
Don't you find leap years
a little mysterious?
**[23:12] ---**
Once every four years,
the year is 366 days long!
**[23:18] ---**
The Olympics is once every four years, too.
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Uruu
**[23:20] ---**
I wonder if there's a connection...
**[23:22] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:23] ---**
We've finally reached 200 episodes!
***SIGN*** Uruu Detection Radar
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!