E316 - Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir? / Keroro: Operation Invaders From Outer Space, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    How can you prove that you are you?
[01:36] ---
    Appearance?
[01:37] ---
    Or personality?
[01:39] ---
    It might actually be surprisingly difficult.
[01:42] ---
    Hello!
[01:43] ---
    Is Fuyuki-kun here?
[01:48] ---
    Hello!
[01:50] ---
    Umm, Fuyuki-kun and I arranged
    to do our homework toge—
SIGN    DANGER! Do Not Turn
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[01:57] ---
    I forgot we had this machine!
SIGN    In Secret Talks
[02:00] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:01] ---
    Nice plan, sir.
[02:03] ---
    If you and I change places
    using this machine,
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[02:07] ---
    I will be able to use all the allowance
    I want at the Nishizawa house, sir!
[02:11] ---
    Sounds good to me!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[02:14] ---
    By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
    sorry Jonte couldn't come...
[02:15] ---
    Ummm...
[02:16] ---
    Uh, they aren't listening at all.
[02:17] ---
    Seriously!
    What's wrong with that Jonte?
SIGN    DANGER! Do Not Turn
[02:19] ---
    "Danger: Do not turn"?
[02:22] ---
    Yes. You mustn't turn it.
[02:23] ---
    I wonder what this is...
[02:26] ---
    Ahh, you mustn't turn it!
[02:32] ---
    Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir?
[02:41] ---
    Huh? What happened to me?
[02:45] ---
    I remember... Tama-chan and
    Keroro-san being there...
[02:48] ---
    ...and there was a lever that said
    "Danger: Do not turn," and...
[02:52] ---
    ...I turned it, right? Without thinking...
[02:55] ---
    Without... thinking...
[03:01] ---
    Why?! Why?!
[03:02] ---
    Why do I look like Keroro-san now?!
SIGN    DANGER! Do Not Turn
[03:06] ---
    Yes.
[03:07] ---
    That machine exchanges
    two people's minds and bodies.
[03:12] ---
    Previously, Sarge and
    Natsumi-chan changed places.
[03:14] ---
    Do you all remember that?
[03:18] ---
    I-In fact,
[03:19] ---
    Keroro-san was saying...
    if he changed with Tama-chan,
[03:22] ---
    he could use all the allowance
    he wanted or something...
[03:26] ---
    Could it be...
[03:27] ---
    ...that Keroro-san and I...
[03:30] ---
    ...because of that machine...
[03:31] ---
    ...have exchanged minds and bodies?!
[03:34] ---
    What can I do?!
[03:35] ---
    Right now, he must be saying...
[03:37] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[03:39] ---
    Now that I've become Lady Momoka,
[03:41] ---
    I can buy all the Gundam models I want!
[03:42] ---
    No, no!
[03:43] ---
    It's even possible for me
    to buy a whole factory, sir!
[03:46] ---
    I can have a home theater!
[03:48] ---
    And, of course, it'll show the third
     Captain Geroro movie, created just for me!
[03:54] ---
    And while I'm at it,
    with my excess of military force,
[03:56] ---
    I'll finish the Pekopon invasion
    as well with no problems, sir!
[03:59] ---
    Gero gero gero gerorincho!
[04:01] ---
    There's no doubt about it.
[04:03] ---
    A natural thought.
[04:05] ---
    I can't hang around here!
[04:07] ---
    I have to act fast...
[04:08] ---
    ...and get them to turn me back to normal!
[04:11] ---
    Oh dear, oh dear!
[04:13] ---
    Where do you think you're going,
    skipping off cleaning duty?
[04:16] ---
    Natsumi-san! We... We're in trouble!
[04:19] ---
    Keroro-san and I have
    each other's minds and bodies!
[04:22] ---
    You and you did what?
[04:24] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[04:26] ---
    Aaaahh, nooo, that's not what I meant!
[04:33] ---
    How did this happen to me...
[04:36] ---
    Sarge! So this is where you were!
[04:39] ---
    Geez, I've been looking
    everywhere for you, Sarge!
[04:43] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[04:44] ---
    That's it!
[04:45] ---
    Fuyuki-kun will definitely help me!
[04:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, the truth is...
[04:53] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[04:55] ---
    What are you... suddenly...
[04:57] ---
    Sarge, let me help you, too!
[05:00] ---
    Let's get the stupid cleaning finished already
    and play some games together!
[05:04] ---
    G-Games?
[05:07] ---
    O-Of course I will!
[05:10] ---
    Excuse me! Momoka-chan!
[05:11] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[05:13] ---
    Pekopon is mine, sir!
[05:16] ---
    No, I can't, I can't...
[05:18] ---
    For now, I have to hurry up
    and get my body back...
[05:21] ---
    U-Um, Fuyuki-kun, the truth is...
[05:24] ---
    Just a frickin' second!
[05:27] ---
    You don't have to rush that much, do you?
[05:29] ---
    But...
[05:31] ---
    Come on, think about it!
[05:32] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's got my hand...
    well, not really sure if I can call it mine, but...
[05:36] ---
    Anyway, he's got it gently wrapped
    in his hand, you know that?!
[05:40] ---
    It's not gonna kill anyone to
    appreciate that warmth a bit more!
[05:44] ---
    But...
[05:46] ---
    I can't dawdle around.
[05:48] ---
    We can play games later.
[05:52] ---
    You're pretty good!
[05:54] ---
    You're good at this, Master Fuyuki-kun.
[05:57] ---
    New high score!
[05:58] ---
    You're amazing, Sarge!
[06:01] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[06:03] ---
    This really makes me kind of happy!
[06:05] ---
    But... I ended up playing games.
[06:08] ---
    And... now isn't the time to be
    giving in to this temptation!
[06:13] ---
    Why don't we just make the whole Nishizawa
    residence into a Gundam model factory!
SIGN    Gundam Models
[06:18] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[06:20] ---
    And it could still be worse...
[06:23] ---
    While I have this opportunity,
[06:25] ---
    I'll cover the whole of Pekopon
    in Gundam factories, sir!
[06:29] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[06:31] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[06:33] ---
    He might be letting himself
    go wild right now.
[06:37] ---
    He would. Probably.
[06:39] ---
    Anyway... I have to hurry and...
    do something!
[06:42] ---
    Before it's too late!
[06:45] ---
    Sarge, what are you spacing out for?
[06:48] ---
    Remember? You do the move like this.
[06:52] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[06:54] ---
    He's always gentle towards me, but...
[06:57] ---
    ...today it feels like he's
    many times gentler still!
[07:00] ---
    But that's...
[07:02] ---
    ...because he thinks I'm Keroro-san, right?
[07:06] ---
    Fuyuki-kun and Keroro-san
    must be really close.
[07:10] ---
    I might be a little jealous of Keroro-san.
[07:15] ---
    It's already this late...
[07:18] ---
    I spent all this time with
    Fuyuki-kun as Keroro-san.
[07:23] ---
    But... this time, I...
[07:25] ---
    This time, I really have to get going!
[07:28] ---
    Umm!
[07:29] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[07:32] ---
    Sarge! Let's see who can eat the most!
[07:37] ---
    Wh-What?!
[07:38] ---
    He can't possibly mean...
[07:39] ---
    Oh, yeah, here it is!
[07:41] ---
    A... A first kiss, right now?!
[07:46] ---
    Wait wait wait...
[07:48] ---
    I'm not ready for this!!
[07:51] ---
    Sarge?!
[07:52] ---
    Don't frickin' run!!
[07:53] ---
    But!
[07:55] ---
    What's wrong with you, Sarge?
[07:56] ---
    Your face is really red.
[07:58] ---
    U-Um, I...
[08:00] ---
    You're weird!
[08:02] ---
    Hey, but, you know what?
[08:04] ---
    We should have a bath before dinner!
[08:08] ---
    A BATH?!
[08:09] ---
    W-With you, Fuyuki-kun?
[08:12] ---
    Mochicourse!
[08:16] ---
    A... A bath...
[08:18] ---
    With Fuyuki-kun...
[08:19] ---
    What are you gonna do?!
[08:21] ---
    I mean... a first kiss is one thing, but...
[08:24] ---
    Th-This is probably the time to quit...
[08:26] ---
    Yes...
[08:27] ---
    Okay! Let's go!
[08:28] ---
    To get back our body!
[08:31] ---
    B-But...
[08:33] ---
    This... doesn't happen often,
    so maybe I should just...
[08:36] ---
    I knew it! You want in, don't you?!
[08:38] ---
    At the same time, in the sergeant's room.
[08:42] ---
    Gero...
[08:43] ---
    When did I fall asleep, sir?
[08:46] ---
    Oh, well.
[08:47] ---
    I think I'll have a bath and freshen up, sir.
[08:51] ---
    Which shall I choose today...
SIGN    Oranges
SIGN    Oranges
[09:01] ---
    Okay, Sarge, you go in first.
[09:04] ---
    I have something I want to get.
[09:06] ---
    Waterproof camera.
[09:10] ---
    What should I do?
[09:11] ---
    What should I do?
[09:12] ---
    What should I do?
[09:16] ---
    Ahh... It came off...
[09:18] ---
    There.
[09:19] ---
    Ahh... what should I do...?
[09:23] ---
    H-Huh?
[09:25] ---
    My arms don't reach...
[09:33] ---
    Shampoo in my eyes!
[09:36] ---
    Huh?
[09:37] ---
    It came off...
[09:41] ---
    This is what it looks like
    under Keroro-san's cap?
[09:45] ---
    And Tama-chan, too?!
[09:48] ---
    What does it look like?
[09:49] ---
    Show me, show me!
[09:51] ---
    Never mind that...
[09:52] ---
    Ahh... What should I do...
[09:59] ---
    This is such a problem...
[10:03] ---
    M-My legs!
[10:05] ---
    They don't reach the bottom!
[10:16] ---
    M-My foot! I can't get it out!
[10:19] ---
    Sarge!
[10:20] ---
    How's the water?
[10:22] ---
    Sorry I took so long!
[10:24] ---
    H-He's here!
[10:26] ---
    H-Huh?
[10:28] ---
    Ah... Nishizawa-san!
[10:31] ---
    Oh, it's just Nishizawa-san...
[10:34] ---
    Wait, Nishizawa-san is me.
[10:36] ---
    Don't tell me... that's...
[10:44] ---
    Th-There he is!
[10:46] ---
    G-Gero?!
[10:48] ---
    Wh-Why am I...
[10:50] ---
    I'm in front of myself!
SIGN    DANGER! Do Not Turn
[10:53] ---
    Gero!!
[10:55] ---
    I... I got switched with Lady Momoka, sir?!
[10:59] ---
    Yes!
[11:00] ---
    P-Please give me my body back right now!
[11:04] ---
    Th-Then... the one inside Momocchi
    is Mr. Sergeant, and...
[11:08] ---
    ...the one inside Mr. Sergeant
    was Momocchi?!
[11:11] ---
    W-Wait... the one inside
    Fuyuki-kun... are you...
[11:15] ---
    Tama-chan...?
[11:22] ---
    Meanwhile, in the sergeant's room...
SIGN    Oranges
[11:28] ---
    What is this?!
[11:29] ---
    Someone help me!
[11:33] ---
    It really might be quite hard
    to prove that you are yourself.
SIGN    Todoroki
[11:44] ---
    Earth is under attack!
[11:45] ---
    By invaders from outer space!
[11:48] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:49] ---
    Have you seen the stupid frog?
[11:51] ---
    Huh...? No, I haven't seen him.
[11:54] ---
    Ugh. Where's he gone now,
    bunking off his dinner duty?
[12:00] ---
    Huh?! What?!
[12:01] ---
    A flying saucer?
[12:04] ---
    What's going on?!
[12:08] ---
    Kupippu!
[12:13] ---
    Stupid frog!
[12:14] ---
    Sarge? Why do you look like that?
[12:20] ---
    Huh?
[12:27] ---
    Keroro: Operation Invaders
    From Outer Space, Sir!
[12:32] ---
    The tale begins a short while before...
[12:36] ---
    Actually, I did vaguely have
    the feeling this was true,
[12:39] ---
    but there are signs that Hinata Natsumi
    thinks of us as mere family—
[12:42] ---
    no, mere friends.
[12:44] ---
    No, mere freeloaders!
[12:45] ---
    No, mere pets!
[12:49] ---
    As p-pets?!
[12:50] ---
    And so!
[12:52] ---
    We must once again make Hinata Natsumi aware
    that we are fearsome space invaders!
SIGN    SF Movie Trailer Collection
    Invaders From Outer Space Chapter
SIGN    SF Movie Trailer Collection Invaders From Outer Space Chapter
[13:00] ---
    "SF Movie Trailer Collection:
    Invaders From Outer Space Chapter."
[13:04] ---
    On VHS, incidentally.
[13:06] ---
    What kind of beings are the "invaders
    from outer space" that Pekoponians fear?
[13:10] ---
    Everything about them is
    contained within this video!
SIGN    Fear
[13:14] ---
    Fear!
[13:15] ---
    Oh, my god!
SIGN    Creeping Shadows?!
[13:17] ---
    Creeping shadows!
[13:19] ---
    Professor! Guns aren't working!
SIGN    Invaders From Outer Space
[13:22] ---
    Invaders From Outer Space!
SIGN    Invaders From Outer Space
[13:28] ---
    Invaders From Outer Space!
[13:30] ---
    Invaders From Outer Space!
[13:32] ---
    O-Okay, we get it...
[13:34] ---
    So, we will use this as reference,
[13:36] ---
    and become invaders that will beat Hinata Natsumi
    down into the very bottom of the pit of terror!
[13:40] ---
    Wow.
[13:42] ---
    The cheap look is what gives it charm.
[13:45] ---
    Fear! Invaders From Outer Space, Part 1!
[13:48] ---
    Oh, my god!
[13:52] ---
    So, as you can see, invaders from
    outer space do not speak Pekoponese!
[13:57] ---
    So they cannot easily
    communicate with Pekoponians.
[14:02] ---
    Or, like, advice ignored?
[14:04] ---
    Therefore, communicating in Pekoponese with
    Lady Natsumi and friends is forbidden!
[14:10] ---
    Talk in alien-ish speech like that.
[14:14] ---
    No way I'm going to play along
    with that ridiculous nonsense.
[14:17] ---
    Well, Red Dumpling-kun, being a pet
    suits you, so you are excused.
[14:21] ---
    What?!
[14:22] ---
    It seems like Lady Natsumi has you
    completely domesticated, after all, sir.
[14:27] ---
    A dog can't turn against its master.
SIGN    I'm not a pet! So there!!
[14:31] ---
    I'll show you!
[14:32] ---
    I'll show you, you see if I don't!
[14:34] ---
    Mm. Good!
[14:36] ---
    All right, Lady Mois, please continue.
[14:38] ---
    Yes!
[14:39] ---
    Oh, my god!
[14:42] ---
    Fear! Invaders From Outer Space, Part 2.
[14:46] ---
    Invaders take bug-like forms.
[14:49] ---
    Oh, my god!
[14:51] ---
    And Part 3!
[14:53] ---
    They can't breathe on Pekopon,
    so they need helmets.
[14:57] ---
    Or, like, breathing device?
[14:59] ---
    And so they ended up with...
[15:03] ---
    Taking a backseat this time.
[15:07] ---
    You're just trying to slack
    off again, aren't you?
[15:11] ---
    Don't think you can trick me.
[15:14] ---
    Get dinner ready right—
[15:24] ---
    G-Giro...ro...?
[15:27] ---
    Corporal...
[15:29] ---
    What's gotten into you?
    You especially, Giroro...
[15:38] ---
    You're up to no good again, aren't you?
[15:44] ---
    Sarge...
[15:48] ---
    Look... what is all this?
[15:51] ---
    What do you mean?
[15:53] ---
    Can't you tell by looking?!
[15:59] ---
    Seriously. This is nuts.
[16:02] ---
    What is wrong with you all?
[16:04] ---
    Seriously?
[16:05] ---
    You really can't tell what we are?
[16:11] ---
    Absolutely nonsensical.
[16:13] ---
    G-Gero?!
[16:15] ---
    There's no way you can't know
    after seeing how we look!
[16:18] ---
    K-Keroro...!
[16:19] ---
    Was I an idiot for believing what you said?!
[16:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
    is this operation not a failure?
[16:27] ---
    It can't be, sir!
[16:31] ---
    Okay, I've gotten pretty fed up with this.
[16:33] ---
    Let's go, Fuyuki.
[16:35] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[16:38] ---
    Not so fast, ma'am!
[16:46] ---
    The sofa's gone!
[16:47] ---
    Horrifying!
[16:54] ---
    Also doing the sound effects.
[16:59] ---
    Sarge! What's happened to you?!
[17:01] ---
    W-Wait... Don't come any closer!
[17:05] ---
    What in heavens is going on?
[17:07] ---
    Dororo!
[17:08] ---
    I'm not quite sure,
    but the stupid frogs have...
[17:11] ---
    My honorable leader!
    And the rest of the platoon!
[17:14] ---
    Whatever could have caused you
    to take those forms?
[17:19] ---
    Wait! Commander!
[17:22] ---
    Th-They'll get rid of anyone
    in their way... without mercy!
[17:25] ---
    Horrifying!
[17:27] ---
    They're... actually like...
[17:28] ---
    ...invaders from outer space!
SIGN    Invaders From Outer Space
[17:31] ---
    Gero?!
[17:32] ---
    This ppu is it ppu!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[17:34] ---
    Those areppi the words I was waiting for!
[17:36] ---
    We are... invaders from outer space po...
[17:39] ---
    What we've been doing...
    hasn't been wrong, popi...
[17:42] ---
    This is greppapa depu!
[17:44] ---
    They're whispering something!
[17:46] ---
    Horrifying...
[17:47] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[17:49] ---
    Now then!
[17:50] ---
    This is where invaders from outer
    space are at their best, sir!
[17:56] ---
    Ahh! It's a flying saucer!
[17:57] ---
    What now?!
[18:04] ---
    Invaders from outer space abduct Earthlings!
[18:08] ---
    No way!
[18:17] ---
    You gotta go analog for tokusatsu stuff.
[18:21] ---
    Sarge...!
[18:22] ---
    Cut it out already!
[18:25] ---
    Yeah, I'm also the stage props guy.
[18:29] ---
    Hair clippers?!
[18:30] ---
    Ahh! I've seen those before!
[18:33] ---
    Oh, my god!
[18:34] ---
    A movie with invaders from space who shave all
    the hair off a human's head before eating them!
[18:39] ---
    Which means...!
[18:40] ---
    They're going to
    shave us bald and then eat us!
[18:43] ---
    Horrifying!
[18:44] ---
    I don't wanna be bald!
[18:46] ---
    You're just fooling around, right, Sarge?!
[18:48] ---
    Please, stop this already!
[18:50] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:52] ---
    Unfortunately... thanks to you...
[18:54] ---
    ...we are in absolutely serious mode right now!
[18:57] ---
    As invaders from outer space,
[18:59] ---
    we can't back down now, sir!
[19:00] ---
    Giroro!
[19:02] ---
    Please, please stop!
[19:04] ---
    Forgive me, Natsumi...
[19:06] ---
    I... I have to prove that...
    I'm not your pet!
[19:11] ---
    Aren't you embarrassed?!
[19:13] ---
    To be doing something so... mega-stupid!
[19:18] ---
    M-Mega-stupid...
[19:20] ---
    Gero? Crap!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[19:32] ---
    Wh-What?
[19:33] ---
    I think your words got through to them!
[19:41] ---
    They didn't get through at all!
[19:42] ---
    Horrifying!
[19:44] ---
    I don't wanna be baaaald!
[19:45] ---
    Sarge, please stop...
SIGN    Prick
[19:53] ---
    W-Wh— What?! Buzzing!
[19:58] ---
    Gero!!
[19:59] ---
    Mosquito! Mosquito!
[20:00] ---
    An out-of-season mosquito is in my helmet!
[20:03] ---
    Mine, too!
[20:04] ---
    M-Me, too!
[20:06] ---
    We've got no choice! Operation is on hold!
[20:08] ---
    Take the helmets off... Off...
[20:11] ---
    H-Huh? They don't come off...
[20:14] ---
    Neither does mine!
[20:15] ---
    M-Mine, neither!
[20:17] ---
    It bit me again, sir!!
[20:19] ---
    And me!
[20:21] ---
    M-Me, too!
[20:23] ---
    Well, yeah, I never aired out those outfits.
[20:29] ---
    Ah. Mosquito coil.
[20:34] ---
    I... I got bit...
[20:37] ---
    Th-That is legitimately scary, Sarge...
[20:40] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
[20:42] ---
    Rubby-rubby for Uncle!
[20:45] ---
    Gero...
[20:45] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
[20:46] ---
    Oh, yeah, Sarge?
[20:47] ---
    Rubby-rubby for Uncle!
[20:48] ---
    You only saw the trailer
    for the movie, right?
[20:49] ---
    Itchy itchy, fly fly away!
[20:50] ---
    Uh, I thought that'd be faster...
[20:52] ---
    You can't do that... You should
    always watch until the end.
[20:56] ---
    Invaders from outer space
[20:57] ---
    get taken down by Earth's microorganisms,
[21:00] ---
    or they're weak to fire,
[21:02] ---
    or they dissolve in water.
[21:05] ---
    There are lots of other methods,
[21:07] ---
    but they always get repelled, you know?
[21:09] ---
    H-Horrifying!
[21:11] ---
    Oh?
[21:12] ---
    That just gave me an idea.
[21:14] ---
    Erk!
[21:15] ---
    So, Mr. Invader from Outer Space...
[21:17] ---
    How would you like to be repelled?
[21:23] ---
    Horrifying.
[21:24] ---
    Yes.
[21:25] ---
    No invader from outer space has ever
    succeeded in their quest of conquering Earth.
[21:32] ---
    Meanwhile, somewhere far away from Earth...
[21:36] ---
    This is the space graveyard, where all
    kinds of space garbage get transported.
[21:40] ---
    Ah... the Hinata family
    furniture is here, too.
[21:43] ---
    You are so mean, Keroro-kun...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:24] ---
    This is kind of sudden,
    but aren't upper closets suspicious?
[23:26] ---
    That tiny storage space near the ceiling.
SIGN    Scary
[23:29] ---
    It's almost never opened,
[23:31] ---
    and that mysterious space is
    sometimes connected to the attic.
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    If you have one... try opening it.
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Giroro: Warrior in the
    Upper Closet, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!