# E316 - Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir? / Keroro: Operation Invaders From Outer Space, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PV58/momoka-is-the-sergeant-sir--keroro-operation-invaders-from-outer-space-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
How can you prove that you are you?
**[01:36] ---**
Appearance?
**[01:37] ---**
Or personality?
**[01:39] ---**
It might actually be surprisingly difficult.
**[01:42] ---**
Hello!
**[01:43] ---**
Is Fuyuki-kun here?
**[01:48] ---**
Hello!
**[01:50] ---**
Umm, Fuyuki-kun and I arranged
to do our homework toge—
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[01:57] ---**
I forgot we had this machine!
***SIGN*** In Secret Talks
**[02:00] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:01] ---**
Nice plan, sir.
**[02:03] ---**
If you and I change places
using this machine,
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[02:07] ---**
I will be able to use all the allowance
I want at the Nishizawa house, sir!
**[02:11] ---**
Sounds good to me!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[02:14] ---**
By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
sorry Jonte couldn't come...
**[02:15] ---**
Ummm...
**[02:16] ---**
Uh, they aren't listening at all.
**[02:17] ---**
Seriously!
What's wrong with that Jonte?
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[02:19] ---**
"Danger: Do not turn"?
**[02:22] ---**
Yes. You mustn't turn it.
**[02:23] ---**
I wonder what this is...
**[02:26] ---**
Ahh, you mustn't turn it!
**[02:32] ---**
Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir?
**[02:41] ---**
Huh? What happened to me?
**[02:45] ---**
I remember... Tama-chan and
Keroro-san being there...
**[02:48] ---**
...and there was a lever that said
"Danger: Do not turn," and...
**[02:52] ---**
...I turned it, right? Without thinking...
**[02:55] ---**
Without... thinking...
**[03:01] ---**
Why?! Why?!
**[03:02] ---**
Why do I look like Keroro-san now?!
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[03:06] ---**
Yes.
**[03:07] ---**
That machine exchanges
two people's minds and bodies.
**[03:12] ---**
Previously, Sarge and
Natsumi-chan changed places.
**[03:14] ---**
Do you all remember that?
**[03:18] ---**
I-In fact,
**[03:19] ---**
Keroro-san was saying...
if he changed with Tama-chan,
**[03:22] ---**
he could use all the allowance
he wanted or something...
**[03:26] ---**
Could it be...
**[03:27] ---**
...that Keroro-san and I...
**[03:30] ---**
...because of that machine...
**[03:31] ---**
...have exchanged minds and bodies?!
**[03:34] ---**
What can I do?!
**[03:35] ---**
Right now, he must be saying...
**[03:37] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[03:39] ---**
Now that I've become Lady Momoka,
**[03:41] ---**
I can buy all the Gundam models I want!
**[03:42] ---**
No, no!
**[03:43] ---**
It's even possible for me
to buy a whole factory, sir!
**[03:46] ---**
I can have a home theater!
**[03:48] ---**
And, of course, it'll show the third
*Captain Geroro* movie, created just for me!
**[03:54] ---**
And while I'm at it,
with my excess of military force,
**[03:56] ---**
I'll finish the Pekopon invasion
as well with no problems, sir!
**[03:59] ---**
Gero gero gero gerorincho!
**[04:01] ---**
There's no doubt about it.
**[04:03] ---**
A natural thought.
**[04:05] ---**
I can't hang around here!
**[04:07] ---**
I have to act fast...
**[04:08] ---**
...and get them to turn me back to normal!
**[04:11] ---**
Oh dear, oh dear!
**[04:13] ---**
Where do you think you're going,
skipping off cleaning duty?
**[04:16] ---**
Natsumi-san! We... We're in trouble!
**[04:19] ---**
Keroro-san and I have
each other's minds and bodies!
**[04:22] ---**
You and you did what?
**[04:24] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[04:26] ---**
Aaaahh, nooo, that's not what I meant!
**[04:33] ---**
How did this happen to me...
**[04:36] ---**
Sarge! So this is where you were!
**[04:39] ---**
Geez, I've been looking
everywhere for you, Sarge!
**[04:43] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:44] ---**
That's it!
**[04:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will definitely help me!
**[04:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, the truth is...
**[04:53] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:55] ---**
What are you... suddenly...
**[04:57] ---**
Sarge, let me help you, too!
**[05:00] ---**
Let's get the stupid cleaning finished already
and play some games together!
**[05:04] ---**
G-Games?
**[05:07] ---**
O-Of course I will!
**[05:10] ---**
Excuse me! Momoka-chan!
**[05:11] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[05:13] ---**
Pekopon is mine, sir!
**[05:16] ---**
No, I can't, I can't...
**[05:18] ---**
For now, I have to hurry up
and get my body back...
**[05:21] ---**
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun, the truth is...
**[05:24] ---**
Just a frickin' second!
**[05:27] ---**
You don't have to rush that much, do you?
**[05:29] ---**
But...
**[05:31] ---**
Come on, think about it!
**[05:32] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's got my hand...
well, not really sure if I can call it mine, but...
**[05:36] ---**
Anyway, he's got it gently wrapped
in his hand, you know that?!
**[05:40] ---**
It's not gonna kill anyone to
appreciate that warmth a bit more!
**[05:44] ---**
But...
**[05:46] ---**
I can't dawdle around.
**[05:48] ---**
We can play games later.
**[05:52] ---**
You're pretty good!
**[05:54] ---**
You're good at this, Master Fuyuki-kun.
**[05:57] ---**
New high score!
**[05:58] ---**
You're amazing, Sarge!
**[06:01] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:03] ---**
This really makes me kind of happy!
**[06:05] ---**
But... I ended up playing games.
**[06:08] ---**
And... now isn't the time to be
giving in to this temptation!
**[06:13] ---**
Why don't we just make the whole Nishizawa
residence into a Gundam model factory!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[06:18] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:20] ---**
And it could still be worse...
**[06:23] ---**
While I have this opportunity,
**[06:25] ---**
I'll cover the whole of Pekopon
in Gundam factories, sir!
**[06:29] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[06:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:33] ---**
He might be letting himself
go wild right now.
**[06:37] ---**
He would. Probably.
**[06:39] ---**
Anyway... I have to hurry and...
do something!
**[06:42] ---**
Before it's too late!
**[06:45] ---**
Sarge, what are you spacing out for?
**[06:48] ---**
Remember? You do the move like this.
**[06:52] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:54] ---**
He's always gentle towards me, but...
**[06:57] ---**
...today it feels like he's
many times gentler still!
**[07:00] ---**
But that's...
**[07:02] ---**
...because he thinks I'm Keroro-san, right?
**[07:06] ---**
Fuyuki-kun and Keroro-san
must be really close.
**[07:10] ---**
I might be a little jealous of Keroro-san.
**[07:15] ---**
It's already this late...
**[07:18] ---**
I spent all this time with
Fuyuki-kun as Keroro-san.
**[07:23] ---**
But... this time, I...
**[07:25] ---**
This time, I really have to get going!
**[07:28] ---**
Umm!
**[07:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[07:32] ---**
Sarge! Let's see who can eat the most!
**[07:37] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[07:38] ---**
He can't possibly mean...
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, yeah, here it is!
**[07:41] ---**
A... A first kiss, right now?!
**[07:46] ---**
Wait wait wait...
**[07:48] ---**
I'm not ready for this!!
**[07:51] ---**
Sarge?!
**[07:52] ---**
Don't frickin' run!!
**[07:53] ---**
But!
**[07:55] ---**
What's wrong with you, Sarge?
**[07:56] ---**
Your face is really red.
**[07:58] ---**
U-Um, I...
**[08:00] ---**
You're weird!
**[08:02] ---**
Hey, but, you know what?
**[08:04] ---**
We should have a bath before dinner!
**[08:08] ---**
A BATH?!
**[08:09] ---**
W-With you, Fuyuki-kun?
**[08:12] ---**
Mochicourse!
**[08:16] ---**
A... A bath...
**[08:18] ---**
With Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:19] ---**
What are you gonna do?!
**[08:21] ---**
I mean... a first kiss is one thing, but...
**[08:24] ---**
Th-This is probably the time to quit...
**[08:26] ---**
Yes...
**[08:27] ---**
Okay! Let's go!
**[08:28] ---**
To get back our body!
**[08:31] ---**
B-But...
**[08:33] ---**
This... doesn't happen often,
so maybe I should just...
**[08:36] ---**
I knew it! You want in, don't you?!
**[08:38] ---**
At the same time, in the sergeant's room.
**[08:42] ---**
Gero...
**[08:43] ---**
When did I fall asleep, sir?
**[08:46] ---**
Oh, well.
**[08:47] ---**
I think I'll have a bath and freshen up, sir.
**[08:51] ---**
Which shall I choose today...
***SIGN*** Oranges
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[09:01] ---**
Okay, Sarge, you go in first.
**[09:04] ---**
I have something I want to get.
**[09:06] ---**
Waterproof camera.
**[09:10] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:11] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:12] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:16] ---**
Ahh... It came off...
**[09:18] ---**
There.
**[09:19] ---**
Ahh... what should I do...?
**[09:23] ---**
H-Huh?
**[09:25] ---**
My arms don't reach...
**[09:33] ---**
Shampoo in my eyes!
**[09:36] ---**
Huh?
**[09:37] ---**
It came off...
**[09:41] ---**
*This* is what it looks like
under Keroro-san's cap?
**[09:45] ---**
And Tama-chan, too?!
**[09:48] ---**
What does it look like?
**[09:49] ---**
Show me, show me!
**[09:51] ---**
Never mind that...
**[09:52] ---**
Ahh... What should I do...
**[09:59] ---**
This is such a problem...
**[10:03] ---**
M-My legs!
**[10:05] ---**
They don't reach the bottom!
**[10:16] ---**
M-My foot! I can't get it out!
**[10:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:20] ---**
How's the water?
**[10:22] ---**
Sorry I took so long!
**[10:24] ---**
H-He's here!
**[10:26] ---**
H-Huh?
**[10:28] ---**
Ah... Nishizawa-san!
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, it's just Nishizawa-san...
**[10:34] ---**
Wait, Nishizawa-san is me.
**[10:36] ---**
Don't tell me... that's...
**[10:44] ---**
Th-There he is!
**[10:46] ---**
G-Gero?!
**[10:48] ---**
Wh-Why am I...
**[10:50] ---**
I'm in front of myself!
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[10:53] ---**
Gero!!
**[10:55] ---**
I... I got switched with Lady Momoka, sir?!
**[10:59] ---**
Yes!
**[11:00] ---**
P-Please give me my body back right now!
**[11:04] ---**
Th-Then... the one inside Momocchi
is Mr. Sergeant, and...
**[11:08] ---**
...the one inside Mr. Sergeant
was Momocchi?!
**[11:11] ---**
W-Wait... the one inside
Fuyuki-kun... are you...
**[11:15] ---**
Tama-chan...?
**[11:22] ---**
Meanwhile, in the sergeant's room...
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[11:28] ---**
What is this?!
**[11:29] ---**
Someone help me!
**[11:33] ---**
It really might be quite hard
to prove that you are yourself.
***SIGN*** Todoroki
**[11:44] ---**
Earth is under attack!
**[11:45] ---**
By invaders from outer space!
**[11:48] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:49] ---**
Have you seen the stupid frog?
**[11:51] ---**
Huh...? No, I haven't seen him.
**[11:54] ---**
Ugh. Where's he gone now,
bunking off his dinner duty?
**[12:00] ---**
Huh?! What?!
**[12:01] ---**
A flying saucer?
**[12:04] ---**
What's going on?!
**[12:08] ---**
Kupippu!
**[12:13] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[12:14] ---**
Sarge? Why do you look like that?
**[12:20] ---**
Huh?
**[12:27] ---**
Keroro: Operation Invaders
From Outer Space, Sir!
**[12:32] ---**
The tale begins a short while before...
**[12:36] ---**
Actually, I did vaguely have
the feeling this was true,
**[12:39] ---**
but there are signs that Hinata Natsumi
thinks of us as mere family—
**[12:42] ---**
no, mere friends.
**[12:44] ---**
No, mere freeloaders!
**[12:45] ---**
No, mere pets!
**[12:49] ---**
As p-pets?!
**[12:50] ---**
And so!
**[12:52] ---**
We must once again make Hinata Natsumi aware
that we are fearsome space invaders!
***SIGN*** SF Movie Trailer Collection
Invaders From Outer Space Chapter
***SIGN*** SF Movie Trailer Collection Invaders From Outer Space Chapter
**[13:00] ---**
"SF Movie Trailer Collection:
Invaders From Outer Space Chapter."
**[13:04] ---**
On VHS, incidentally.
**[13:06] ---**
What kind of beings are the "invaders
from outer space" that Pekoponians fear?
**[13:10] ---**
Everything about them is
contained within this video!
***SIGN*** Fear
**[13:14] ---**
Fear!
**[13:15] ---**
Oh, my god!
***SIGN*** Creeping Shadows?!
**[13:17] ---**
Creeping shadows!
**[13:19] ---**
Professor! Guns aren't working!
***SIGN*** Invaders From Outer Space
**[13:22] ---**
Invaders From Outer Space!
***SIGN*** Invaders From Outer Space
**[13:28] ---**
Invaders From Outer Space!
**[13:30] ---**
Invaders From Outer Space!
**[13:32] ---**
O-Okay, we get it...
**[13:34] ---**
So, we will use this as reference,
**[13:36] ---**
and become invaders that will beat Hinata Natsumi
down into the very bottom of the pit of terror!
**[13:40] ---**
Wow.
**[13:42] ---**
The cheap look is what gives it charm.
**[13:45] ---**
Fear! *Invaders From Outer Space, Part 1!*
**[13:48] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[13:52] ---**
So, as you can see, invaders from
outer space do not speak Pekoponese!
**[13:57] ---**
So they cannot easily
communicate with Pekoponians.
**[14:02] ---**
Or, like, advice ignored?
**[14:04] ---**
Therefore, communicating in Pekoponese with
Lady Natsumi and friends is forbidden!
**[14:10] ---**
Talk in alien-ish speech like that.
**[14:14] ---**
No way I'm going to play along
with that ridiculous nonsense.
**[14:17] ---**
Well, Red Dumpling-kun, being a pet
suits you, so you are excused.
**[14:21] ---**
What?!
**[14:22] ---**
It seems like Lady Natsumi has you
completely domesticated, after all, sir.
**[14:27] ---**
A dog can't turn against its master.
***SIGN*** I'm not a pet! So there!!
**[14:31] ---**
I'll show you!
**[14:32] ---**
I'll show you, you see if I don't!
**[14:34] ---**
Mm. Good!
**[14:36] ---**
All right, Lady Mois, please continue.
**[14:38] ---**
Yes!
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[14:42] ---**
Fear! *Invaders From Outer Space, Part 2.*
**[14:46] ---**
Invaders take bug-like forms.
**[14:49] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[14:51] ---**
And *Part 3!*
**[14:53] ---**
They can't breathe on Pekopon,
so they need helmets.
**[14:57] ---**
Or, like, breathing device?
**[14:59] ---**
And so they ended up with...
**[15:03] ---**
Taking a backseat this time.
**[15:07] ---**
You're just trying to slack
off again, aren't you?
**[15:11] ---**
Don't think you can trick me.
**[15:14] ---**
Get dinner ready right—
**[15:24] ---**
G-Giro...ro...?
**[15:27] ---**
Corporal...
**[15:29] ---**
What's gotten into you?
You especially, Giroro...
**[15:38] ---**
You're up to no good again, aren't you?
**[15:44] ---**
Sarge...
**[15:48] ---**
Look... what is all this?
**[15:51] ---**
What do you mean?
**[15:53] ---**
Can't you tell by looking?!
**[15:59] ---**
Seriously. This is nuts.
**[16:02] ---**
What is wrong with you all?
**[16:04] ---**
Seriously?
**[16:05] ---**
You really can't tell what we are?
**[16:11] ---**
Absolutely nonsensical.
**[16:13] ---**
G-Gero?!
**[16:15] ---**
There's no way you can't know
after seeing how we look!
**[16:18] ---**
K-Keroro...!
**[16:19] ---**
Was I an idiot for believing what you said?!
**[16:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
is this operation not a failure?
**[16:27] ---**
It can't be, sir!
**[16:31] ---**
Okay, I've gotten pretty fed up with this.
**[16:33] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[16:35] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:38] ---**
Not so fast, ma'am!
**[16:46] ---**
The sofa's gone!
**[16:47] ---**
Horrifying!
**[16:54] ---**
Also doing the sound effects.
**[16:59] ---**
Sarge! What's happened to you?!
**[17:01] ---**
W-Wait... Don't come any closer!
**[17:05] ---**
What in heavens is going on?
**[17:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm not quite sure,
but the stupid frogs have...
**[17:11] ---**
My honorable leader!
And the rest of the platoon!
**[17:14] ---**
Whatever could have caused you
to take those forms?
**[17:19] ---**
Wait! Commander!
**[17:22] ---**
Th-They'll get rid of anyone
in their way... without mercy!
**[17:25] ---**
Horrifying!
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They're... actually like...
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...invaders from outer space!
***SIGN*** Invaders From Outer Space
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Gero?!
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This ppu is it ppu!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[17:34] ---**
Those areppi the words I was waiting for!
**[17:36] ---**
We are... invaders from outer space po...
**[17:39] ---**
What we've been doing...
hasn't been wrong, popi...
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This is greppapa depu!
**[17:44] ---**
They're whispering something!
**[17:46] ---**
Horrifying...
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Gero gero gero.
**[17:49] ---**
Now then!
**[17:50] ---**
This is where invaders from outer
space are at their best, sir!
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Ahh! It's a flying saucer!
**[17:57] ---**
What now?!
**[18:04] ---**
Invaders from outer space abduct Earthlings!
**[18:08] ---**
No way!
**[18:17] ---**
You gotta go analog for tokusatsu stuff.
**[18:21] ---**
Sarge...!
**[18:22] ---**
Cut it out already!
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Yeah, I'm also the stage props guy.
**[18:29] ---**
Hair clippers?!
**[18:30] ---**
Ahh! I've seen those before!
**[18:33] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[18:34] ---**
A movie with invaders from space who shave all
the hair off a human's head before eating them!
**[18:39] ---**
Which means...!
**[18:40] ---**
They're going to
shave us bald and then eat us!
**[18:43] ---**
Horrifying!
**[18:44] ---**
I don't wanna be bald!
**[18:46] ---**
You're just fooling around, right, Sarge?!
**[18:48] ---**
Please, stop this already!
**[18:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[18:52] ---**
Unfortunately... thanks to you...
**[18:54] ---**
...we are in absolutely serious mode right now!
**[18:57] ---**
As invaders from outer space,
**[18:59] ---**
we can't back down now, sir!
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Giroro!
**[19:02] ---**
Please, please stop!
**[19:04] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi...
**[19:06] ---**
I... I have to prove that...
I'm not your pet!
**[19:11] ---**
Aren't you embarrassed?!
**[19:13] ---**
To be doing something so... mega-stupid!
**[19:18] ---**
M-Mega-stupid...
**[19:20] ---**
Gero? Crap!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[19:32] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:33] ---**
I think your words got through to them!
**[19:41] ---**
They didn't get through at all!
**[19:42] ---**
Horrifying!
**[19:44] ---**
I don't wanna be baaaald!
**[19:45] ---**
Sarge, please stop...
***SIGN*** Prick
**[19:53] ---**
W-Wh— What?! Buzzing!
**[19:58] ---**
Gero!!
**[19:59] ---**
Mosquito! Mosquito!
**[20:00] ---**
An out-of-season mosquito is in my helmet!
**[20:03] ---**
Mine, too!
**[20:04] ---**
M-Me, too!
**[20:06] ---**
We've got no choice! Operation is on hold!
**[20:08] ---**
Take the helmets off... Off...
**[20:11] ---**
H-Huh? They don't come off...
**[20:14] ---**
Neither does mine!
**[20:15] ---**
M-Mine, neither!
**[20:17] ---**
It bit me again, sir!!
**[20:19] ---**
And me!
**[20:21] ---**
M-Me, too!
**[20:23] ---**
Well, yeah, I never aired out those outfits.
**[20:29] ---**
Ah. Mosquito coil.
**[20:34] ---**
I... I got bit...
**[20:37] ---**
Th-That is legitimately scary, Sarge...
**[20:40] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
**[20:42] ---**
Rubby-rubby for Uncle!
**[20:45] ---**
Gero...
**[20:45] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, yeah, Sarge?
**[20:47] ---**
Rubby-rubby for Uncle!
**[20:48] ---**
You only saw the trailer
for the movie, right?
**[20:49] ---**
Itchy itchy, fly fly away!
**[20:50] ---**
Uh, I thought that'd be faster...
**[20:52] ---**
You can't do that... You should
always watch until the end.
**[20:56] ---**
Invaders from outer space
**[20:57] ---**
get taken down by Earth's microorganisms,
**[21:00] ---**
or they're weak to fire,
**[21:02] ---**
or they dissolve in water.
**[21:05] ---**
There are lots of other methods,
**[21:07] ---**
but they always get repelled, you know?
**[21:09] ---**
H-Horrifying!
**[21:11] ---**
Oh?
**[21:12] ---**
That just gave me an idea.
**[21:14] ---**
Erk!
**[21:15] ---**
So, Mr. Invader from Outer Space...
**[21:17] ---**
How would you like to be repelled?
**[21:23] ---**
Horrifying.
**[21:24] ---**
Yes.
**[21:25] ---**
No invader from outer space has ever
succeeded in their quest of conquering Earth.
**[21:32] ---**
Meanwhile, somewhere far away from Earth...
**[21:36] ---**
This is the space graveyard, where all
kinds of space garbage get transported.
**[21:40] ---**
Ah... the Hinata family
furniture is here, too.
**[21:43] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
This is kind of sudden,
but aren't upper closets suspicious?
**[23:26] ---**
That tiny storage space near the ceiling.
***SIGN*** Scary
**[23:29] ---**
It's almost never opened,
**[23:31] ---**
and that mysterious space is
sometimes connected to the attic.
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
If you have one... try opening it.
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Giroro: Warrior in the
Upper Closet, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!