E61 - Fuyuki: What Happened to the Mystery Transfer Girl, Sir? / Natsumi & Saburo: A Couple at the Point of No Return, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    I am Kinoshita Rei. I am interested...
[00:04] ---
    ...in the occult.
[00:05] ---
    Fuyuki-kun and I are...
[00:07] ---
    To be honest...
[00:09] ---
    I'll end up in space alone
    with Saburo-senpai...
[00:11] ---
    No way am I letting those two be alone!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:46] ---
    Transfer students often
    tend to be pretty girls.
[01:52] ---
    I have a transfer student
    to introduce to you today.
[01:54] ---
    Please, come over here
    and introduce yourself.
[02:01] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:03] ---
    My shoelace...
[02:13] ---
    The skies were clear just earlier...
[02:15] ---
    Please pardon me.
[02:17] ---
    Such ominous signs on
    the heels of my transfer.
[02:19] ---
    I-It'll be fine!
[02:21] ---
    Our class's cheerful energy
    will blast that kind of stuff away!
[02:25] ---
    Let's see. Your name is...
[02:29] ---
    I am Kinoshita Rei. I am interested...
[02:33] ---
    ...in the occult.
[02:34] ---
    What?
[02:42] ---
    Fuyuki: What Happened
    to the Mystery Transfer Girl, Sir?
[02:50] ---
    Okay, now that we're all here,
[02:52] ---
    I'd like to begin the
    occult club's regular meeting.
[02:55] ---
    He said "all," but the club
    consists of only Fuyuki-kun and me.
SIGN    Occult Club
[02:59] ---
    Our secret time alone together after school.
[03:02] ---
    Or it should've been!
[03:04] ---
    Why are you here with us?!
[03:07] ---
    Welcome to the occult club, Kinoshita-san.
[03:10] ---
    Right, Nishizawa-san?
[03:11] ---
    What?
[03:12] ---
    Oh, yes!
[03:13] ---
    Please, thank you for...
[03:22] ---
    K-Kinoshita-san?
[03:26] ---
    Thank you for having m...
[03:30] ---
    A-Are you okay?
[03:30] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[03:32] ---
    There are things kind of
    sticking out of you...
[03:34] ---
    What?
[03:35] ---
    Oh, yes. I'm used to it.
[03:38] ---
    Used to it?
[03:39] ---
    I was born with bad luck.
[03:43] ---
    I'm a natural magnet
    when it comes to misfortune.
[03:46] ---
    What?
[03:47] ---
    She'd better not be planning
    to play up her misfortune
[03:49] ---
    to get Fuyuki-kun's attention!
[03:54] ---
    That completes the major cleanup, sir.
[03:57] ---
    I swear! The people of the Hinata household
[03:59] ---
    don't understand the concept of
    throwing things away, sir!
[04:05] ---
    Th-This is...!
[04:08] ---
    Oh?
[04:10] ---
    It never occurred to me that
    the stone spheres of Costa Rica
[04:13] ---
    could be thought of like that.
[04:15] ---
    Yes. And when you notice,
[04:16] ---
    you can begin to see how they might be
    related to the gold space shuttles.
[04:19] ---
    Oh! Watch out!
[04:24] ---
    Kinoshita-san?!
[04:27] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:30] ---
    Yes.
[04:33] ---
    I'm a bit of an expert
    when it comes to OOPArts.
[04:36] ---
    Um, what are OOPArts?
[04:39] ---
    OOPArts are things like the
    pyramids and crystal skulls,
[04:43] ---
    objects that were constructed with
    technology too advanced for their time.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, speaking of which,
     I have an OOPArt myself.
[04:50] ---
    It looks like a normal stone, but
    it seems to be hollow on the inside.
[04:57] ---
    And when you shake it,
    it makes a pretty sound.
[05:00] ---
    It's definitely got to be an OOPArt!
[05:03] ---
    I want to see it.
[05:04] ---
    What?
[05:04] ---
    Would you mind showing this stone to me?
[05:07] ---
    Then, do you want to come over
    to my house now?
[05:10] ---
    O-Oh! I would like to see it, too!
[05:18] ---
    Is today's weather kind of weird, or what?
[05:21] ---
    Aw, we're soaked!
[05:23] ---
    Are you okay, Kinoshita-san?
[05:25] ---
    What about you, Hinata-kun?
[05:27] ---
    Please use this.
[05:30] ---
    Thank you.
[05:31] ---
    I have an umbrella.
[05:33] ---
    Here you are.
[05:34] ---
    Watch out.
[05:36] ---
    What'd you do that for?!
[05:44] ---
    Come, let us go.
[05:46] ---
    Wh-What is with her?
[05:50] ---
    That's strange.
[05:52] ---
    I'm sure I put it away in here...
[05:54] ---
    Honestly! You brought guests home!
    What are you doing, Fuyuki?
[06:00] ---
    Oh! I... I'm so sorry!
[06:03] ---
    It's very delicious.
[06:06] ---
    I can't believe how bad her luck is!
SIGN    Grip
[06:09] ---
    She's like a moe character!
[06:11] ---
    Sis, do you know what happened
    to the stone that was in here?
[06:14] ---
    Huh? I think the stupid frog was
    doing a major cleanup earlier, but...
[06:18] ---
    Major cleanup?
[06:19] ---
    Don't tell me Sarge...!
[06:21] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki! You're just
    going to ignore your guests?!
[06:24] ---
    Oh, I'll bring you a change
    of clothes, so wait right there.
[06:27] ---
    Stupid frog? "Sarge"?
[06:30] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is a bit odd, isn't he?
[06:33] ---
    But that's also what's so great about him...
[06:36] ---
    Say it, Momoka!
[06:37] ---
    Tell this brat straight out that
    you're not letting her have Fuyuki-kun!
[06:40] ---
    U-Um...
[06:41] ---
    Fuyuki-kun and I are...
[06:43] ---
    To be honest,
[06:45] ---
    we're sort of...
[06:47] ---
    Huh?
[06:49] ---
    Come on, Sarge, that's something
    I found when I was a kid.
[06:54] ---
    Could I please have it back?
[06:56] ---
    I am sorry, Master Fuyuki, sir.
[06:59] ---
    But I refuse, sir!
[07:00] ---
    What?
[07:02] ---
    This is called an absolute fortune stone.
[07:04] ---
    Keep it on you, and it'll instantly
    bring you good fortune.
[07:07] ---
    It's a lucky item.
[07:09] ---
    Huh?
[07:10] ---
    An absolute fortune stone?
[07:11] ---
    Only the Winnerians of the
    Stumble Nebula's 13th Planet
[07:14] ---
    are said to have these.
[07:16] ---
    It's a super rare item!
[07:18] ---
    Come to think of it, on my way home
    after I found that stone,
[07:18] ---
    Yay! I found a 100 yen coin! Yay!
[07:21] ---
    I picked up a 100 yen coin.
SIGN    Fortune
     Fortune
    Fortune
[07:23] ---
    From winning the first prize plasma TV
    at year-end bingo
[07:25] ---
    to standing tea leaves,
[07:27] ---
    keep it on you, and it will attract
    all kinds of good fortune, sir!
[07:30] ---
    Big news, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[07:33] ---
    You won an autographed drawing
[07:35] ---
    by Mr. Yoshizaki in the
    Shonen Alpha contest!
[07:40] ---
    Big news!
[07:40] ---
    Our stock of substandard instant dumplings
    all sold like hotcakes!
SIGN    Sold Out
[07:46] ---
    See how this works?
[07:47] ---
    Keep it with you at all times,
[07:49] ---
    and a steady stream of good fortune
    will come rolling in, sir.
[07:52] ---
    All right!
[07:53] ---
    Let's immediately begin taking action
    towards invading Pekopon!
[07:56] ---
    Non, non, non, non.
[07:58] ---
    Before we do that,
[07:59] ---
    we are taking the proceeds
    from the sale of instant dumplings
[08:02] ---
    and buying lottery tickets, sir!
[08:04] ---
    Yay!
[08:05] ---
    With my current good luck,
[08:07] ---
    not only could I easily win
    the grand prize and subprizes,
SIGN    Lottery
[08:09] ---
    but even the second, third,
    and mismatch prizes, too!
[08:11] ---
    I could feasibly monopolize all the winnings!
[08:14] ---
    Lady Mois, go buy them
    right away, sir!
[08:16] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[08:18] ---
    Or, like, instant winnings?
[08:19] ---
    Or, like, filthy riches?
[08:23] ---
    Not only will this cover
    the invasion budget,
[08:26] ---
    but buying 100 of each Gundam model
     won't be out of my reach, sir!
[08:30] ---
    There's no way everything
    will go your way like that.
[08:33] ---
    Is it really true that this stone
    has that kind of power?
[08:37] ---
    It is true.
[08:40] ---
    K-Kinoshita-san...
[08:45] ---
    You are of Planet Keron, are you not?
[08:47] ---
    Gero!
[08:48] ---
    And you're a Winnerian!
[08:50] ---
    What?!
[08:52] ---
    That is something I lost.
[08:55] ---
    Gero?
[08:56] ---
    Kinoshita-san, you...
[08:59] ---
    I'm sorry I kept this from you, Hinata-kun.
[09:03] ---
    When I came to Earth on vacation last time,
[09:05] ---
    I dropped my precious absolute fortune stone.
[09:09] ---
    And then I found it?
[09:11] ---
    For Winnerians, who are
    natural magnets for misfortune,
[09:15] ---
    the absolute fortune stones
     are a necessity.
SIGN    Misfortune Misfortune Misfortune...
[09:19] ---
    So, you came to Earth again
    to find what you'd lost?
[09:23] ---
    Yes.
[09:24] ---
    But without my absolute fortune stone,
[09:27] ---
    it took me a long time to make my return.
[09:32] ---
    I can't believe I'm out of fuel!
[09:35] ---
    Turn right at the next star.
[09:36] ---
    Then make a slight turn to
    the lower left at the next star.
[09:38] ---
    Then up.
[09:38] ---
    And after making another left,
[09:39] ---
    This car navigation system is broken!
[09:40] ---
    keep going straight on and on.
[09:42] ---
    When you hit a dead end, back up, and...
[09:44] ---
    But I've finally found it.
[09:46] ---
    It really was you that time.
    You found it for me.
[09:50] ---
    That time?
[09:52] ---
    You do not remember?
[09:54] ---
    I had tripped in the sandbox
    and I was crying,
[09:57] ---
    and you offered me your hand.
[10:01] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:03] ---
    Are you okay?
[10:09] ---
    I see!
[10:10] ---
    The next day, I went to the park
    at the same time,
[10:13] ---
    thinking I might see you again.
[10:15] ---
    That's when I found that stone.
[10:20] ---
    So you remember now.
[10:22] ---
    Yeah.
[10:31] ---
    Gero!
[10:34] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[10:36] ---
    That stone!
[10:37] ---
    100 Gundam models!
[10:46] ---
    I'm sorry, Nishizawa-san!
[10:49] ---
    Fu-Fuyu-Fuyu-Fuyu-Fu... Fuyuki-kun...
[10:52] ---
    You idiot! What are you doing?!
[10:54] ---
    When you get kissed on the right cheek,
    you offer your left one next!
[11:00] ---
    Smooch...
[11:20] ---
    Thank you. You kept it
    safe for me, didn't you?
[11:24] ---
    I'm really glad that you were
    the one who found the stone.
[11:29] ---
    Hinata-kun.
[11:40] ---
    Farewell.
[11:57] ---
    When aliens leave Earth,
[12:00] ---
    they erase the memories of all the
    life forms they came in contact with.
[12:16] ---
    Huh?
[12:18] ---
    Did I have a handkerchief like this?
[12:21] ---
    If you, too, find something
    among your possessions
[12:23] ---
    that you have no recollection of,
[12:25] ---
    it may be proof that you were
    visited by an alien.
[12:29] ---
    What?!
[12:30] ---
    I have no recollection of this pile
    of lottery tickets! Why are these here?!
[12:34] ---
    And, Uncle, none of them won!
[12:37] ---
    Or, like, total losses?
[12:38] ---
    No!
[12:50] ---
    Happiness always comes out of the blue.
[12:55] ---
    Coming!
[12:56] ---
    I'm on my way!
[12:59] ---
    Hey. Hello there.
[13:01] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai?!
[13:06] ---
    Natsumi & Saburo: A Couple
    at the Point of No Return, Sir!
SIGN    Kululu
[13:12] ---
    The pen's been acting up lately,
    for some reason.
[13:16] ---
    This is an invention of Kululu's.
[13:18] ---
    Anything drawn by this
    magical pen becomes real.
[13:24] ---
    It's just clogged ink.
[13:26] ---
    This can be fixed in no time.
SIGN    Kululu
[13:30] ---
    Go kill some time out there while you wait.
[13:32] ---
    Thank you, Kululu.
[13:34] ---
    "Saburo-senpai,
    I brought you tea and sweets!"
[13:38] ---
    "Here are some tea and sweets!
    Please have some!"
[13:41] ---
    Does that sound a bit forced?
SIGN    Bath
SIGN    Milky
    Way
    Bath
[13:43] ---
    Huh?
[13:44] ---
    Didn't I come this way just earlier?
[13:47] ---
    Um...
[13:49] ---
    Was it this way?
[13:51] ---
    Or was it this way?
[13:54] ---
    Oh? What are you doing, Natsumi-chan?
[13:56] ---
    Oh! Uh... um... well...
[13:59] ---
    I was going to bring you tea and sweets!
[14:02] ---
    I m-m-made these m-myself!
[14:05] ---
    They look delicious.
[14:07] ---
    Mm! Very good.
[14:10] ---
    Really?!
[14:11] ---
    I was walking around trying to tour
    the secret base, but then I got lost.
[14:16] ---
    I-Is that right? I got lost, too...
[14:19] ---
    Then, since we're here anyway,
[14:21] ---
    how about we poke
    around the place together?
[14:23] ---
    O-Okay!
[14:24] ---
    Kind of like a little field trip.
[14:26] ---
    We've even got snacks.
[14:28] ---
    C-Could this possibly be...
[14:30] ---
    ...a s-s-secret base date
    with Saburo-senpai?!
SIGN    Underground Base Central Command Room
[14:39] ---
    The Underground Base
    Central Command Room.
SIGN    Likewise: High Humidity Room
[14:41] ---
    Likewise, the High Humidity Room.
SIGN    Likewise: Jurassic Paradise
[14:44] ---
    Likewise, the Jurassic Paradise.
SIGN    Likewise: Radio Broadcast Studio
[14:46] ---
    Likewise, the Radio Broadcast Studio.
SIGN    Likewise: Instant Dumpling Production Factory
[14:48] ---
    Likewise, the Instant Dumpling
    Production Factory.
SIGN    Likewise: Empty lot, for some reason
[14:51] ---
    Likewise, an empty lot.
[14:53] ---
    Are those guys really serious
    about their invasion?
[15:00] ---
    What's this room?
[15:03] ---
    It's a room for Gundam models.
[15:08] ---
    Huh?
[15:08] ---
    What?!
[15:13] ---
    What the?
[15:20] ---
    Owowowow...
[15:22] ---
    Wh-What is this room?
SIGN    Intruders
[15:26] ---
    What's going on?!
[15:30] ---
    Some Gundam model thieves
    have fallen right into my trap, sir.
[15:34] ---
    Something's been up,
[15:36] ---
    what with those lottery tickets
    bought without my knowledge
[15:38] ---
    and the disappearance of
    our stock of instant dumplings.
[15:40] ---
    I've been thinking it was fishy, sir!
[15:42] ---
    Or, like, fearful worries?
[15:44] ---
    At that rate,
[15:45] ---
    it was only a matter of time before
    my precious Gundam models fell victim!
[15:49] ---
    So, before something
    irreparable could happen,
[15:51] ---
    I set up this trap, sir.
[15:55] ---
    Intruders get ported into this rocket
    via a hyperspace transfer gate.
[15:59] ---
    And then we ship them off
    to the far reaches of space.
[16:03] ---
    And so, the countdown has
    already begun, sir.
SIGN    Time to Rocket Launch
[16:07] ---
    Hey, you sneak thief! Repent
    for your crime of Gundam model theft
[16:10] ---
    in the farthest corner
    of the universe, sir!
[16:12] ---
    That voice is... the stupid frog?
[16:14] ---
    What's going on?! Let us out of here!
[16:17] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[16:18] ---
    You're the Gundam model thief,
    Lady Natsumi?
[16:20] ---
    Why would I be stealing Gundam models?!
[16:23] ---
    Let us out!
[16:25] ---
    Easy for you to say,
    but it's already too late, sir.
[16:28] ---
    The interior of the rocket
    has no doors or windows.
[16:30] ---
    It's completely sealed.
[16:32] ---
    Escape is absolutely impossible!
[16:34] ---
    What?!
[16:35] ---
    Four minutes to launch.
    There's no way to stop it, sir.
[16:39] ---
    You're there, too, right? Kululu?
[16:41] ---
    Can't you do something?
[16:43] ---
    Th-That voice is...!
[16:44] ---
    It is Saburo-senpai.
[16:48] ---
    Talk about hopeless.
[16:49] ---
    So those two got themselves
    trapped nice and cozy together.
[16:52] ---
    So Natsumi and Saburo are alone
    in there, just the two of them?!
[16:57] ---
    A rendezvous in space, it seems, sir.
[16:59] ---
    Rendezvous, my foot!
[17:01] ---
    Natsumi's a civilian who was never
    trained for space flight or anything!
[17:05] ---
    You can say what you want,
    but it's their fault to begin with
[17:07] ---
    for entering the Gundam model room
    without my permission.
[17:11] ---
    Is there no way to get them out of there?
[17:14] ---
    Oh, let me think...
[17:16] ---
    That's it!
[17:17] ---
    Lady Natsumi, open the panel on the wall
    to the right side, sir.
[17:22] ---
    You mean this?
[17:23] ---
    Press the second switch
    from the left in there, sir.
[17:27] ---
    What's this?
[17:31] ---
    It is a state-of-the-art
    karaoke machine, sir!
[17:33] ---
    As long as you have this,
    you can travel to the ends of space,
[17:36] ---
    and you'll never get bored,
    with a total of 350,000 songs!
[17:39] ---
    Enough! I'll do something about this!
[17:46] ---
    Natsumi! Take cover!
[17:53] ---
    Huh?
[17:59] ---
    It's no use.
[18:00] ---
    Its body is made of the hardest
    special alloy in the universe.
[18:04] ---
    Darn it!
[18:06] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:08] ---
    Dororo!
[18:12] ---
    Sh-Sh-Sh-Shing...
[18:13] ---
    I told you it was no use, didn't I?
[18:15] ---
    No object on Pekopon will be able
    to cut into this rocket.
[18:16] ---
    Sh-Shing... It went "shing"...
[18:19] ---
    M-My sword...
[18:20] ---
    Doesn't it have an emergency door?!
[18:23] ---
    It was never built so people
    could get in and out of it, sir.
[18:28] ---
    How dare you relax every chance you get?!
[18:30] ---
    My sword...
[18:31] ---
    I know!
[18:32] ---
    If Saburo's with her, he just needs
    to draw a door with his reality pen.
[18:37] ---
    The pen I just finished repairing?
[18:40] ---
    Hand it over!
[18:41] ---
    I just have to draw a door with this, right?
[18:43] ---
    Wait for me, Natsumi!
[18:51] ---
    Why?! Why aren't they becoming reality?!
[18:54] ---
    Is it because his drawings suck?
SIGN    Crushed
[18:56] ---
    That thing works exclusively for Saburo.
[18:59] ---
    It's got an ID authentication system,
    so only he can use it.
[19:02] ---
    In that case, I will open a hole in
    the rocket with my Lucifer Spear!
[19:07] ---
    Ooh!
[19:07] ---
    That won't work, either.
[19:09] ---
    You may be able to split
    Pekopon in half, but not this rocket.
[19:15] ---
    Then what can we do?!
[19:17] ---
    Since it's come to this,
[19:18] ---
    we will ask for ideas from
    everyone in the audience, sir.
SIGN    What to do?!
    Natsumi and Saburo's
    Great Escape!!
[19:21] ---
    Everyone who thinks of a
    good way for them to escape,
[19:24] ---
    please make the phones
    ring off their hooks, sirs.
[19:26] ---
    You'll see the phone number
    right around here.
[19:29] ---
    Huh?
[19:30] ---
    No phone number showing up?
[19:31] ---
    Because this show
    isn't a live broadcast...
[19:37] ---
    I'm sure Kululu will
    handle this somehow for us.
[19:39] ---
    It'll be fine.
[19:41] ---
    At this rate, I'll end up in space
    alone with Saburo-senpai...
[19:46] ---
    No! What am I thinking?!
[19:47] ---
    We aren't in a romantic situation like that.
[19:51] ---
    Oh, they're just doomed, sir.
[19:54] ---
    Wh-What do you mean, doomed?!
    Don't just give up!
[19:57] ---
    Well, you guys all think about it for a bit.
[20:00] ---
    Don't run!
[20:01] ---
    Gero!
[20:01] ---
    B-B-Bathroom.
    I need to go to the bathroom.
[20:04] ---
    I've been holding it all this time.
[20:06] ---
    Whose fault do you think
    this whole mess is?!
[20:09] ---
    Well, then, how about
    we just launch it for now
[20:12] ---
    and get the Keron Army
    mothership to collect them?
[20:16] ---
    No!
[20:17] ---
    What's wrong with that?! We can
    just tell HQ that they're our prisoners!
[20:26] ---
    Until they get collected,
[20:27] ---
    Natsumi and Saburo will be
    all by themselves the whole time
[20:30] ---
    inside the cramped quarters of that rocket.
[20:32] ---
    That's... That's...
[20:33] ---
    ...extremely bad!
[20:35] ---
    Bad, I tell you! Bad!
[20:38] ---
    So that is what it comes down to...
[20:39] ---
    I swear! I'm the one in the
    extremely bad situation, sir!
[20:44] ---
    And while you're talking,
    we've reached the time limit.
[20:49] ---
    H-Hey, hold it!
SIGN    Time to Rocket Launch
[21:07] ---
    Darn it!
[21:09] ---
    No way am I letting those two be alone!
[21:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro...
[21:22] ---
    There they go...
[21:24] ---
    What's gotten launched can't be helped, so...
[21:27] ---
    Bathroom!
[21:27] ---
    I-It's coming out!
[21:29] ---
    Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom!
[21:38] ---
    Could this be...
[21:40] ---
    ...the bathroom?
[21:43] ---
    Get out of here! Pervs!
[21:46] ---
    Looks like the hyperspace gate
    had its exit set to the wrong place.
[22:01] ---
    Thus, Corporal Giroro departed
    for the boundless expanse of space.
[22:07] ---
    Giroro, I will never forget you
    for the rest of my life!
[22:11] ---
    Gero?
[22:12] ---
    Just go and get him already!
[22:15] ---
    Roger, ma'am.
[22:16] ---
    Natsumi!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Momoka here.
[23:53] ---
    The rainy season is wet and unpleasant,
[23:54] ---
    but it's actually quite a romantic season.
[23:56] ---
    Like sharing umbrellas and June brides.
[23:58] ---
    In the language of flowers, hydrangea is...
[24:00] ---
    Ooh! "Wholehearted love"...
    or "change of heart"...
[24:03] ---
    Hey, which one is it?!
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time, that trio
    takes a turn as master thieves.
[24:08] ---
    "Momoka & Natsumi & Mois:
    Master Thief More Peach Summer, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
    "Keroro: Certain Victory!
    Big Underwater Showdown, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!