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E168 - Keroro: Grand Invasion, For A Limited Time Only, Sir! / Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    May I become a faster runner I want to swim 25 m May I become able to eat bell peppers May my allowance increase
[01:32] ---
    It will soon be July 7th: Tanabata.
SIGN    July 7th
SIGN    Day of Chilled Chinese Noodles
[01:36] ---
    Actually, this is also the day
    of chilled Chinese noodles.
[01:39] ---
    Did you all know that?
[01:43] ---
    Keroro: Grand Invasion,
    For A Limited Time Only, Sir!
SIGN    Rage
[01:50] ---
    I can't accept this, sir!
[01:52] ---
    The sergeant appears to be
    uncharacteristically angry.
[01:55] ---
    I've been working pretty hard!
[01:59] ---
    Lady Natsumi! I finished
    cleaning the toilet, ma'am!
SIGN    Yes, yes
[02:03] ---
    Yes, yes. Gooh work.
SIGN    Good work
SIGN    Good stores for chilled Chinese noodles
SIGN    That looks so good
[02:11] ---
    Thab looks so gooh!
[02:13] ---
    No matter how hard I work at the housework...
[02:19] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[02:20] ---
    I made a teensy adjustment to the amount
    of fabric softener I used this time, ma—
[02:24] ---
    Okay! Lunch is ready!
[02:26] ---
    Gero?
[02:27] ---
    Wow! Thanks for the food!
[02:30] ---
    Come on, hurry up and eat! It'll go soggy!
[02:33] ---
    As if it were only natural
    that I should do it...
[02:36] ---
    A little bit of praise wouldn't go amiss.
[02:40] ---
    I firmly think so.
[02:41] ---
    It's so tasty!
[02:44] ---
    Are they saying I'm worth less
    than chilled noodles?!
[02:49] ---
    Are chilled noodles that good, huh?!
SIGN    Refreshing lemon Chilled Chinese noodles
SIGN    For Summer, It Has To Be Chilled Chinese Noodles Incense Chopsticks, Sesame Sauce, Chilled Chinese Noodles
[02:52] ---
    Everyone just makes a big fuss over them
    just 'cause they're summer exclusive!
SIGN    We've started selling chilled Chinese noodles! Summer Exclusive: Chilled Chinese Noodles
[02:55] ---
    Uncle! Or, like, temper tantrum?
[02:59] ---
    But chilled noodles are tasty.
[03:01] ---
    I like them with sesame sauce!
[03:03] ---
    There, there.
[03:07] ---
    I will concede!
[03:09] ---
    The chilled noodles are tasty!
[03:11] ---
    However!
SIGN    Summer Exclusivity
[03:12] ---
    Half of their deliciousness is comprised
    of their summer exclusivity, sir!
[03:16] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Exclusive
[03:18] ---
    Sports tournaments that run
    exclusively once every four years.
SIGN    Hicksville Concert
[03:21] ---
    Summer-exclusive bands!
[03:23] ---
    Character merchandise exclusive to a region.
SIGN    Dangal
    with card
    Sofvi Dangal
    Approx. 10.5 cm
    Festival-Exclusive!
    ¥13,500!
[03:25] ---
    Mega-rare items exclusively produced in
    a limited quantity of 100, etc., etc.!
SIGN    Exclusive
[03:29] ---
    On Pekopon, the additional value
    of the word "exclusive"
[03:32] ---
    has a tendency to multiply the appreciative
    value by several, no, by tens of times!
SIGN    End
    of the
    Line
[03:38] ---
    What are you trying to say with all this?
[03:42] ---
    Observe!
[03:45] ---
    This is a new weapon that I had
    Kululu develop for me!
[03:48] ---
    Its name?! The "Improve your fortunes!
    Everything's exclusive" Gun!
SIGN    "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
SIGN    1,111
[03:53] ---
    Doing a pretty good job, aren't I?
[03:55] ---
    For example, this toilet which
    I just cleaned any old way!
SIGN    Exclusive
[04:10] ---
    Sis!
[04:11] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Exclusive
[04:12] ---
    Why?! It's the same toilet as always,
[04:16] ---
    but it feels so rare and exclusive!
[04:18] ---
    It feels like, today...
[04:20] ---
    ...it's so much cleaner than usual.
[04:22] ---
    Or so it feels!
[04:23] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:25] ---
    And then!
SIGN    Exclusive
[04:30] ---
    Wow!
[04:31] ---
    This fluffy feeling of rare exclusivity!
[04:34] ---
    It's not like normal!
[04:36] ---
    Or so it feels!
[04:37] ---
    Was it really Sarge who washed these?!
[04:40] ---
    Great job, stupid frog!
[04:42] ---
    Oh, I'm worthy of such high praise, ma'am!
[04:46] ---
    What effectiveness!
[04:47] ---
    It's amazing!
[04:49] ---
    When shot with that gun,
[04:51] ---
    an effect of exclusivity is created, and it
    makes you feel far more grateful than usual!
[04:58] ---
    And so, if I blast this mission strategy
    note which I just wrote any old thing on...
SIGN    Exclusive
[05:05] ---
    Huh?! I mean, I know I didn't put
    much effort into writing it, but...
[05:09] ---
    ...isn't this plan... ingenious?!
[05:11] ---
    It feels so exclusive!
[05:13] ---
    I have never seen a plan so perfect!
[05:16] ---
    Or so it feels!
[05:19] ---
    What a magnificent invasion strategy!
[05:21] ---
    It's like he's finally got his
    motivation together at last!
[05:24] ---
    I'm so happy!
[05:26] ---
    This strategy overflows with exclusivity.
[05:28] ---
    This time, I find that there are absolutely
    no reasons to oppose this operation.
[05:32] ---
    Or so it feels.
[05:34] ---
    Let's proceed immediately to execute
    this wonderful operation, sir!
[05:37] ---
    Yessir!
[05:39] ---
    So, I wonder what this
    ingenious operation is?
[05:43] ---
    It is titled:
SIGN    Karashi
[05:44] ---
    "Exclusive Operation for Replacing the
    Karashi in Chilled Chinese Noodles with Wasabi,
SIGN    Wasabi
[05:47] ---
    Causing the Eater to go 'Tsuuuuun!'
    Due to Their Irritated Nose..."
SIGN    Tsuuuuuuun
[05:50] ---
    Tsuuuuuun!!
[05:52] ---
    "...Whereupon We Will Seize the Opportunity
    to Place Keron Army Flags," sir!
[05:55] ---
    Huh...?
SIGN    Exclusive
[05:58] ---
    Wh-What an amazing operation.
[06:01] ---
    Or so it feels...
SIGN    Wasabi
[06:08] ---
    Wasabi!
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[06:12] ---
    Tsuuuuuun!
[06:14] ---
    Flag!
[06:15] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Exclusive
[06:17] ---
    I've been invaded!
[06:19] ---
    Or so it feels!
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[06:29] ---
    Tsuuuuun!
[06:31] ---
    Flag.
[06:34] ---
    I've been invaded, or so it feels!
SIGN    Exclusive
[06:42] ---
    Tsuuuuun!
[06:45] ---
    Have I been invaded?! It feels that way!
[06:52] ---
    Ohh. Pekopon will soon
    belong to our army, sir!
[06:56] ---
    Uncle! There's one area where we haven't
    been able to carry out the operation,
[06:59] ---
    and we're struggling!
[07:01] ---
    Or, like, mighty fortress?
[07:03] ---
    Gero?! Where is it, ma'am?!
[07:07] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka's mansion!
[07:14] ---
    This defensive formation...
[07:16] ---
    It's at governmental levels...
    no, even beyond...
[07:28] ---
    Even if it is you, Master Tamama,
[07:30] ---
    I cannot allow anyone to pass this point!
[07:34] ---
    I am getting through,
    even if I have to use force!
[07:37] ---
    Sigh... And we're so close.
[07:40] ---
    If only there was someone who could
    infiltrate an enemy stronghold at a time like this.
[07:44] ---
    Then, perhaps I should...
[07:46] ---
    No one at all...
[07:48] ---
    K-Keroro-kun...
[07:49] ---
    Gero?
[07:51] ---
    Ah, Dororo!
[07:53] ---
    If you're here, say so and make
    yourself known, goshdarnit!
[07:55] ---
    That's why everyone says you don't
    leave an impression, you know?
[07:59] ---
    Whaaa... b-but...
[08:03] ---
    Gero?!
[08:04] ---
    Now, be reborn!
SIGN    Exclusive
[08:17] ---
    Oh, wow! Such rare exclusivity,
    completely unlike Dororo!
[08:20] ---
    Or so it feels!
SIGN    Exclusive
[08:22] ---
    This... This is me?
[08:27] ---
    You'll go, won't you?
[08:29] ---
    My honorable leader...
[08:31] ---
    Leave it to me! Nin!
[08:44] ---
    This guy's incredible... Or so it feels!
[08:47] ---
    Don't be intimidated! Fire!
[08:48] ---
    We're going to be infiltrated,
    or so it feels!
[08:51] ---
    This feeling of overwhelming exclusivity...
[08:55] ---
    Fatal for me as an assassin!
[08:57] ---
    And yet... And yet...!
[09:00] ---
    What?!
[09:02] ---
    How pleasant it feels...!
SIGN    Exclusive
[09:15] ---
    Nin!
[09:16] ---
    We've been beaten!
[09:18] ---
    Or so it feels!
[09:26] ---
    Who's there?!
[09:27] ---
    As I thought, I have been noticed...
[09:31] ---
    Tama-chan's friend?
[09:33] ---
    This exclusivity overflows,
    defying all attempts to conceal it.
[09:36] ---
    It is a truly troublesome affair.
[09:40] ---
    H-Huh...?
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    No longer available
[09:43] ---
    Ahh! What's happening, Keroro-kun?!
[09:51] ---
    Dororo-san's signal disappeared!
[09:53] ---
    Disappeared?
[09:55] ---
    Huh? What? Huh?
[09:59] ---
    Time's up.
SIGN    No longer available
[10:01] ---
    Or should I say, no longer available.
[10:03] ---
    No longer available?
[10:04] ---
    Raised to a level that high,
SIGN    Level Up!
SIGN    Exclusive
[10:06] ---
    the effect wears off in no time.
[10:09] ---
    So when the exclusivity effect wears off...
SIGN    No longer available
[10:11] ---
    ...he returned to his
    normal, unnoticeable self?
[10:14] ---
    That is so mean...
[10:16] ---
    Then...
[10:18] ---
    The areas we invaded...
[10:19] ---
    ...are going back to normal!
[10:21] ---
    Or, like, complete repair?
[10:26] ---
    Gero...?
[10:27] ---
    Come to think of it,
    this plan was ridiculous!
[10:30] ---
    We were mad to carry it out
    in the first place.
[10:33] ---
    Sorry, the exclusivity effect was itself
    exclusive for a limited time only.
[10:37] ---
    For crying out loud! Why do you
    have to try and be clever?!
[10:40] ---
    Made you appreciate what
    I can do all the more, didn't it?
[10:46] ---
    I don't appreciate that at all, sir!
SIGN    Exclusive
[10:49] ---
    And so, this plan of the sergeant's
    once again ended in failure.
[10:54] ---
    However...
SIGN    Exclusive
[11:06] ---
    Woo! They're all exclusive products, sir!
[11:09] ---
    Exclusives!
[11:10] ---
    Is he an idiot?
SIGN    Celestial Encyclopedia 2007 Edition
[11:21] ---
    Today is Tanabata,
[11:23] ---
    said to be the one day in the year that Orihime
    and Hikoboshi are permitted to meet, but...
[11:29] ---
    I can't...
[11:32] ---
    No... Try harder.
[11:34] ---
    Ahhh... but...
[11:36] ---
    I really...
[11:39] ---
    What should I do... aaaah...
SIGN    Let's Look At The Universe
    Geologic Strata of Japan
    Celestial and Meteorological Science
[11:44] ---
    It's just impossible for me...
[11:45] ---
    Quit chickening out, darn you!
[11:47] ---
    You decided today was gonna be the day!
[11:50] ---
    Y-Yes...
[11:52] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[11:54] ---
    What's up, Nishizawa-san?
[11:57] ---
    Umm... I'm holding a Tanabata party
    at my house today.
SIGN    Tanabata Party Letter of Invitation
[12:02] ---
    If you'd like... um...
[12:04] ---
    ...I'd love it if you could come...
[12:07] ---
    Okay, sure!
[12:09] ---
    Thanks!
[12:10] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[12:12] ---
    I was just now doing some
    research on Tanabata.
[12:15] ---
    On Tanabata?
[12:17] ---
    Yeah. Personally, it's my feeling that
[12:19] ---
    Tanabata is actually based on a cosmic
    mythological epic centered around
[12:23] ---
    the celestial bodies Vega the Harp Star
    and Altair the Eagle Star,
SIGN    Harp Star / Vega
SIGN    Eagle Star / Altair
SIGN    Celestial Bodies / Cosmic Myth
[12:27] ---
    but what do you think, Nishizawa-san?
[12:29] ---
    Umm.
[12:30] ---
    I think Tanabata is a kind of
    sad story, don't you think?
[12:35] ---
    Only being able to meet once a year...
[12:38] ---
    But I think it shows the strength of
    the feelings that hold them together.
[12:44] ---
    Because they can only
    meet once a year.
[12:49] ---
    Only once a year...
[12:58] ---
    Hey! What are you gettin' all down for?!
[13:01] ---
    You finally invited Fuyuki-kun
    to your party, didn't you?!
[13:06] ---
    I'm... someone normal to Fuyuki-kun.
    Someone he can see every day...
[13:11] ---
    Well, duh!
[13:12] ---
    So what?
[13:16] ---
    Only once a year...
[13:20] ---
    Please!
[13:21] ---
    L-Lady Momoka?!
[13:23] ---
    Please...
[13:25] ---
    Please make me a limited exclusive!
SIGN    Limited Exclusive?
[13:27] ---
    A limited exclusive?
[13:31] ---
    Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!
[13:37] ---
    I heard from Tama-chan.
[13:39] ---
    You have a gun which makes you more
    noticeable by turning you into a limited exclusive.
SIGN    "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
[13:43] ---
    Well... we do have one, that's true, but...
SIGN    Exclusive
[13:47] ---
    Uhh... but, why?
[13:49] ---
    I can't just be someone normal he meets
    every day and never thinks twice about!
[13:55] ---
    I... I want...
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun?
[14:00] ---
    I want to be Fuyuki-kun's Orihime!
[14:03] ---
    L-Lady Momoka...
[14:05] ---
    Please listen to Momocchi's request.
SIGN    Super-MAX
[14:12] ---
    As you requested.
[14:14] ---
    I set the level to Super-MAX.
[14:17] ---
    But in exchange...
[14:19] ---
    ...the exclusivity effect will only
    last about three hours, got it?
[14:23] ---
    I don't mind.
[14:25] ---
    That's more than enough.
[14:27] ---
    I'll nail this before the
    Tanabata party is over!
[14:30] ---
    Okay! I'm going to fire!
[14:33] ---
    Please!
[14:34] ---
    So, you'll find the bill in the mail,
    and here we go!
SIGN    Bill
[14:37] ---
    I knew it.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[14:46] ---
    This is the Nishizawa family
    Tanabata party venue.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[15:01] ---
    This is... amazing...
[15:03] ---
    Even I can feel it, the overwhelming feeling
    of exclusivity flowing from my body.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[15:08] ---
    Tanabata exclusive!
[15:09] ---
    There's no way this can go wrong!
[15:12] ---
    What appreciative light in which
    her form is enshrouded!
[15:15] ---
    What rare exclusivity!
[15:17] ---
    Tonight's milady Momoka...
    We cannot even look at her directly!
[15:23] ---
    People are approaching milady Momoka!
[15:25] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Exclusive
[15:26] ---
    It's a miracle to meet you today!
     What an exclusive opportunity!
[15:30] ---
    If I miss this chance, I may not get another
    for the rest of my life! It's that exclusive!
[15:33] ---
    U-Um...
[15:35] ---
    Is there something I can help you with?
[15:37] ---
    You seem so exclusive that I want
     to snap you up without delay!
[15:39] ---
    I'm sorry... I have a prior engagement...
[15:43] ---
    Come on!
     I've got a battle ahead of me!
[15:47] ---
    You're getting in the way!
SIGN    Exclusive
[15:50] ---
    A collector's edition...
    you seem that exclusive!
[15:53] ---
    A super-rare item...
    you seem that exclusive!
[15:56] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    Why does this happen?!
[15:58] ---
    Why did this happen?!
[16:00] ---
    Protect milady!
[16:05] ---
    Milady Momoka!
[16:06] ---
    Stand back!
[16:07] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[16:09] ---
    I've come to... save...
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[16:19] ---
    Yoshiokadaira?
[16:22] ---
    It's you... You are my one and only!
[16:25] ---
    You seem that exclusive!
[16:27] ---
    What?!
[16:30] ---
    M-M-Milady...
SIGN    Exclusive
[16:32] ---
    I want to protect you, even at the cost
    of my life. You seem that exclusive!
[16:36] ---
    But what I want to be is...
[16:39] ---
    ...Fuyuki-kun's...
[16:41] ---
    ...one and only!
[16:45] ---
    Stupid frog!
[16:48] ---
    Is this your fault?
[16:49] ---
    Gero? Gero? Gero?!
SIGN    Toilet Disappeared?!
[16:51] ---
    Toilet disappeared!
[16:52] ---
    I... didn't do anything, ma'am!
[16:55] ---
    I'm innocent, ma'am!
[16:56] ---
    And...
[16:57] ---
    ...all the laundry you washed is gone,
     as well. Want to explain that?!
SIGN    Laundry Disappeared?!
[17:01] ---
    Laundry disappeared!
[17:03] ---
    G-Gero... What's going on?
[17:06] ---
    Isn't it because you used
    that exclusivity gun?
[17:09] ---
    Exclusivity gun?
[17:11] ---
    C-Come to think of it...
[17:22] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Gundam Models Disappeared?!
[17:24] ---
    Gundam models disappeared!
[17:26] ---
    Hm? Did I forget to mention?
[17:29] ---
    Everything that runs past its exclusive
    availability time limit vanishes.
[17:34] ---
    What?! For real?!
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    No longer available
[17:40] ---
    No longer available!
SIGN    No-longer-available products Disposal facility
[17:41] ---
    If items kept hanging around after their
    exclusive availability period was over,
[17:45] ---
    then we couldn't feel appreciative of
    exclusive items at all now, could we?
SIGN    Black Hole
[17:57] ---
    Gero! No way!
[17:59] ---
    Wait just a second!
    Then, what about Momocchi?!
[18:02] ---
    Is Momocchi going to disappear,
    as well, once the time runs out?
[18:06] ---
    Everything that's made exclusive disappears
    when its availability period is over.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[18:11] ---
    No exceptions.
[18:14] ---
    What can I do?
    My time's going to run out.
[18:17] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:24] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Where are you?!
[18:26] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:30] ---
    I can't let it end like this.
[18:32] ---
    I can't let it end like this!
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[18:46] ---
    M-Milady!
[18:51] ---
    Wh-What impossibly difficult
    to approach exclusivity!
[18:56] ---
    Will you...
[18:58] ---
    ...frickin' move already?!
[19:07] ---
    Milady!
[19:15] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:23] ---
    I'm... I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
SIGN    No longer available
[19:29] ---
    Now I'll be bound to Fuyuki-kun by
    exclusively once-a-year strong feelings!
SIGN    No longer available
[19:37] ---
    Huh? What...?
[19:41] ---
    Why...?
[19:43] ---
    I'm disappearing?
[19:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san?!
[19:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:54] ---
    Nishizawa-san!!
[20:00] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Nishizawa-san!
[20:08] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[20:11] ---
    Fuyuki... kun...?
[20:13] ---
    I'm so glad you came to!
[20:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... I...
[20:26] ---
    I still think Orihime and Hikoboshi would
     be happier if they could meet every day!
[20:33] ---
    What brought that on, so suddenly?
[20:35] ---
    Oh... no, I...
[20:36] ---
    It's nothing...
[20:39] ---
    You'd better not get any closer.
[20:42] ---
    Keroro-san and the rest?
[20:44] ---
    Take a look behind you.
[20:46] ---
    That's a black hole.
SIGN    Here
[20:48] ---
    It'll suck in anything.
[20:52] ---
    Honestly!
[20:53] ---
    If Master Fuyuki hadn't contacted us,
[20:56] ---
    you'd have been on the way to
    being disposed of, Lady Momoka!
[20:59] ---
    That was close!
[21:01] ---
    Let's head back, Nishizawa-san.
[21:03] ---
    Right!
[21:10] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[21:13] ---
    In any event, I'm glad you're safe, ma'am!
[21:16] ---
    Gero!
[21:17] ---
    And? The toilet and laundry
    that disappeared?!
[21:20] ---
    U-Um...
[21:22] ---
    I think Sergeant Keroro has had
    quite enough of exclusive items.
[21:26] ---
    Ah, speaking of disappearances...
SIGN    No longer available
[21:28] ---
    Keroro-kun!!
SIGN    Here
[21:30] ---
    Ah... I knew it...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
[23:09] ---
    For someone like myself who adores nature,
[23:11] ---
    modern conveniences are unnecessary.
[23:13] ---
    But when he gets behind the wheel...
SIGN    WARNING LEVEL 5
[23:15] ---
    Uwoooorrhhhh! Launch!
[23:17] ---
    The perfect fusion!
[23:19] ---
    FUSION!
SIGN    Exploitarian alien
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
    We're starting with the climax!
[23:23] ---
    "Urere: King of Trains, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: The Beautiful Girl and the
    Liquid Keronian, Sir!"
SIGN    Keroron
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!