# E168 - Keroro: Grand Invasion, For A Limited Time Only, Sir! / Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5JX9/keroro-grand-invasion-for-a-limited-time-only-sir--momoka-a-tanabata-exclusive-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** May I become a faster runner I want to swim 25 m May I become able to eat bell peppers May my allowance increase
**[01:32] ---**
It will soon be July 7th: Tanabata.
***SIGN*** July 7th
***SIGN*** Day of Chilled Chinese Noodles
**[01:36] ---**
Actually, this is also the day
of chilled Chinese noodles.
**[01:39] ---**
Did you all know that?
**[01:43] ---**
Keroro: Grand Invasion,
For A Limited Time Only, Sir!
***SIGN*** Rage
**[01:50] ---**
I can't accept this, sir!
**[01:52] ---**
The sergeant appears to be
uncharacteristically angry.
**[01:55] ---**
I've been working pretty hard!
**[01:59] ---**
Lady Natsumi! I finished
cleaning the toilet, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Yes, yes
**[02:03] ---**
Yes, yes. Gooh work.
***SIGN*** Good work
***SIGN*** Good stores for chilled Chinese noodles
***SIGN*** That looks so good
**[02:11] ---**
Thab looks so gooh!
**[02:13] ---**
No matter how hard I work at the housework...
**[02:19] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[02:20] ---**
I made a teensy adjustment to the amount
of fabric softener I used this time, ma—
**[02:24] ---**
Okay! Lunch is ready!
**[02:26] ---**
Gero?
**[02:27] ---**
Wow! Thanks for the food!
**[02:30] ---**
Come on, hurry up and eat! It'll go soggy!
**[02:33] ---**
As if it were only natural
that I should do it...
**[02:36] ---**
A little bit of praise wouldn't go amiss.
**[02:40] ---**
I firmly think so.
**[02:41] ---**
It's so tasty!
**[02:44] ---**
Are they saying I'm worth less
than chilled noodles?!
**[02:49] ---**
Are chilled noodles that good, huh?!
***SIGN*** Refreshing lemon Chilled Chinese noodles
***SIGN*** For Summer, It Has To Be Chilled Chinese Noodles Incense Chopsticks, Sesame Sauce, Chilled Chinese Noodles
**[02:52] ---**
Everyone just makes a big fuss over them
just 'cause they're summer exclusive!
***SIGN*** We've started selling chilled Chinese noodles! Summer Exclusive: Chilled Chinese Noodles
**[02:55] ---**
Uncle! Or, like, temper tantrum?
**[02:59] ---**
But chilled noodles *are* tasty.
**[03:01] ---**
I like them with sesame sauce!
**[03:03] ---**
There, there.
**[03:07] ---**
I will concede!
**[03:09] ---**
The chilled noodles are tasty!
**[03:11] ---**
However!
***SIGN*** Summer Exclusivity
**[03:12] ---**
Half of their deliciousness is comprised
of their summer exclusivity, sir!
**[03:16] ---**
I see.
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[03:18] ---**
Sports tournaments that run
exclusively once every four years.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Concert
**[03:21] ---**
Summer-exclusive bands!
**[03:23] ---**
Character merchandise exclusive to a region.
***SIGN*** Dangal
with card
Sofvi Dangal
Approx. 10.5 cm
Festival-Exclusive!
¥13,500!
**[03:25] ---**
Mega-rare items exclusively produced in
a limited quantity of 100, etc., etc.!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[03:29] ---**
On Pekopon, the additional value
of the word "exclusive"
**[03:32] ---**
has a tendency to multiply the appreciative
value by several, no, by tens of times!
***SIGN*** End
of the
Line
**[03:38] ---**
What are you trying to say with all this?
**[03:42] ---**
Observe!
**[03:45] ---**
This is a new weapon that I had
Kululu develop for me!
**[03:48] ---**
Its name?! The "Improve your fortunes!
Everything's exclusive" Gun!
***SIGN*** "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
***SIGN*** 1,111
**[03:53] ---**
Doing a pretty good job, aren't I?
**[03:55] ---**
For example, this toilet which
I just cleaned any old way!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[04:10] ---**
Sis!
**[04:11] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[04:12] ---**
Why?! It's the same toilet as always,
**[04:16] ---**
but it feels so rare and exclusive!
**[04:18] ---**
It feels like, today...
**[04:20] ---**
...it's so much cleaner than usual.
**[04:22] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[04:23] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:25] ---**
And then!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[04:30] ---**
Wow!
**[04:31] ---**
This fluffy feeling of rare exclusivity!
**[04:34] ---**
It's not like normal!
**[04:36] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[04:37] ---**
Was it really Sarge who washed these?!
**[04:40] ---**
Great job, stupid frog!
**[04:42] ---**
Oh, I'm worthy of such high praise, ma'am!
**[04:46] ---**
What effectiveness!
**[04:47] ---**
It's amazing!
**[04:49] ---**
When shot with that gun,
**[04:51] ---**
an effect of exclusivity is created, and it
makes you feel far more grateful than usual!
**[04:58] ---**
And so, if I blast this mission strategy
note which I just wrote any old thing on...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[05:05] ---**
Huh?! I mean, I know I didn't put
much effort into writing it, but...
**[05:09] ---**
...isn't this plan... ingenious?!
**[05:11] ---**
It feels so exclusive!
**[05:13] ---**
I have never seen a plan so perfect!
**[05:16] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[05:19] ---**
What a magnificent invasion strategy!
**[05:21] ---**
It's like he's finally got his
motivation together at last!
**[05:24] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[05:26] ---**
This strategy overflows with exclusivity.
**[05:28] ---**
This time, I find that there are absolutely
no reasons to oppose this operation.
**[05:32] ---**
Or so it feels.
**[05:34] ---**
Let's proceed immediately to execute
this wonderful operation, sir!
**[05:37] ---**
Yessir!
**[05:39] ---**
So, I wonder what this
ingenious operation is?
**[05:43] ---**
It is titled:
***SIGN*** Karashi
**[05:44] ---**
"Exclusive Operation for Replacing the
Karashi in Chilled Chinese Noodles with Wasabi,
***SIGN*** Wasabi
**[05:47] ---**
Causing the Eater to go 'Tsuuuuun!'
Due to Their Irritated Nose..."
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuuuun
**[05:50] ---**
Tsuuuuuun!!
**[05:52] ---**
"...Whereupon We Will Seize the Opportunity
to Place Keron Army Flags," sir!
**[05:55] ---**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[05:58] ---**
Wh-What an amazing operation.
**[06:01] ---**
Or so it feels...
***SIGN*** Wasabi
**[06:08] ---**
Wasabi!
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[06:12] ---**
Tsuuuuuun!
**[06:14] ---**
Flag!
**[06:15] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[06:17] ---**
I've been invaded!
**[06:19] ---**
Or so it feels!
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[06:29] ---**
Tsuuuuun!
**[06:31] ---**
Flag.
**[06:34] ---**
I've been invaded, or so it feels!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[06:42] ---**
Tsuuuuun!
**[06:45] ---**
Have I been invaded?! It feels that way!
**[06:52] ---**
Ohh. Pekopon will soon
belong to our army, sir!
**[06:56] ---**
Uncle! There's one area where we haven't
been able to carry out the operation,
**[06:59] ---**
and we're struggling!
**[07:01] ---**
Or, like, mighty fortress?
**[07:03] ---**
Gero?! Where is it, ma'am?!
**[07:07] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka's mansion!
**[07:14] ---**
This defensive formation...
**[07:16] ---**
It's at governmental levels...
no, even beyond...
**[07:28] ---**
Even if it is you, Master Tamama,
**[07:30] ---**
I cannot allow anyone to pass this point!
**[07:34] ---**
I am getting through,
even if I have to use force!
**[07:37] ---**
Sigh... And we're so close.
**[07:40] ---**
If only there was someone who could
infiltrate an enemy stronghold at a time like this.
**[07:44] ---**
Then, perhaps I should...
**[07:46] ---**
No one at all...
**[07:48] ---**
K-Keroro-kun...
**[07:49] ---**
Gero?
**[07:51] ---**
Ah, Dororo!
**[07:53] ---**
If you're here, say so and make
yourself known, goshdarnit!
**[07:55] ---**
That's why everyone says you don't
leave an impression, you know?
**[07:59] ---**
Whaaa... b-but...
**[08:03] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:04] ---**
Now, be reborn!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, wow! Such rare exclusivity,
completely unlike Dororo!
**[08:20] ---**
Or so it feels!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[08:22] ---**
This... This is me?
**[08:27] ---**
You'll go, won't you?
**[08:29] ---**
My honorable leader...
**[08:31] ---**
Leave it to me! Nin!
**[08:44] ---**
This guy's incredible... Or so it feels!
**[08:47] ---**
Don't be intimidated! Fire!
**[08:48] ---**
We're going to be infiltrated,
or so it feels!
**[08:51] ---**
This feeling of overwhelming exclusivity...
**[08:55] ---**
Fatal for me as an assassin!
**[08:57] ---**
And yet... And yet...!
**[09:00] ---**
What?!
**[09:02] ---**
How pleasant it feels...!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[09:15] ---**
Nin!
**[09:16] ---**
We've been beaten!
**[09:18] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[09:26] ---**
Who's there?!
**[09:27] ---**
As I thought, I have been noticed...
**[09:31] ---**
Tama-chan's friend?
**[09:33] ---**
This exclusivity overflows,
defying all attempts to conceal it.
**[09:36] ---**
It is a truly troublesome affair.
**[09:40] ---**
H-Huh...?
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[09:43] ---**
Ahh! What's happening, Keroro-kun?!
**[09:51] ---**
Dororo-san's signal disappeared!
**[09:53] ---**
Disappeared?
**[09:55] ---**
Huh? What? Huh?
**[09:59] ---**
Time's up.
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[10:01] ---**
Or should I say, no longer available.
**[10:03] ---**
No longer available?
**[10:04] ---**
Raised to a level that high,
***SIGN*** Level Up!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[10:06] ---**
the effect wears off in no time.
**[10:09] ---**
So when the exclusivity effect wears off...
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[10:11] ---**
...he returned to his
normal, unnoticeable self?
**[10:14] ---**
That is so mean...
**[10:16] ---**
Then...
**[10:18] ---**
The areas we invaded...
**[10:19] ---**
...are going back to normal!
**[10:21] ---**
Or, like, complete repair?
**[10:26] ---**
Gero...?
**[10:27] ---**
Come to think of it,
this plan was ridiculous!
**[10:30] ---**
We were mad to carry it out
in the first place.
**[10:33] ---**
Sorry, the exclusivity effect was itself
exclusive for a limited time only.
**[10:37] ---**
For crying out loud! Why do you
have to try and be clever?!
**[10:40] ---**
Made you appreciate what
I can do all the more, didn't it?
**[10:46] ---**
I don't appreciate that at all, sir!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[10:49] ---**
And so, this plan of the sergeant's
once again ended in failure.
**[10:54] ---**
However...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[11:06] ---**
Woo! They're all exclusive products, sir!
**[11:09] ---**
Exclusives!
**[11:10] ---**
Is he an idiot?
***SIGN*** Celestial Encyclopedia 2007 Edition
**[11:21] ---**
Today is Tanabata,
**[11:23] ---**
said to be the one day in the year that Orihime
and Hikoboshi are permitted to meet, but...
**[11:29] ---**
I can't...
**[11:32] ---**
No... Try harder.
**[11:34] ---**
Ahhh... but...
**[11:36] ---**
I really...
**[11:39] ---**
What should I do... aaaah...
***SIGN*** Let's Look At The Universe
Geologic Strata of Japan
Celestial and Meteorological Science
**[11:44] ---**
It's just impossible for me...
**[11:45] ---**
Quit chickening out, darn you!
**[11:47] ---**
You decided today was gonna be the day!
**[11:50] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[11:52] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[11:54] ---**
What's up, Nishizawa-san?
**[11:57] ---**
Umm... I'm holding a Tanabata party
at my house today.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Party Letter of Invitation
**[12:02] ---**
If you'd like... um...
**[12:04] ---**
...I'd love it if you could come...
**[12:07] ---**
Okay, sure!
**[12:09] ---**
Thanks!
**[12:10] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[12:12] ---**
I was just now doing some
research on Tanabata.
**[12:15] ---**
On Tanabata?
**[12:17] ---**
Yeah. Personally, it's my feeling that
**[12:19] ---**
Tanabata is actually based on a cosmic
mythological epic centered around
**[12:23] ---**
the celestial bodies Vega the Harp Star
and Altair the Eagle Star,
***SIGN*** Harp Star / Vega
***SIGN*** Eagle Star / Altair
***SIGN*** Celestial Bodies / Cosmic Myth
**[12:27] ---**
but what do you think, Nishizawa-san?
**[12:29] ---**
Umm.
**[12:30] ---**
I think Tanabata is a kind of
sad story, don't you think?
**[12:35] ---**
Only being able to meet once a year...
**[12:38] ---**
But I think it shows the strength of
the feelings that hold them together.
**[12:44] ---**
Because they can only
meet once a year.
**[12:49] ---**
Only once a year...
**[12:58] ---**
Hey! What are you gettin' all down for?!
**[13:01] ---**
You finally invited Fuyuki-kun
to your party, didn't you?!
**[13:06] ---**
I'm... someone normal to Fuyuki-kun.
Someone he can see every day...
**[13:11] ---**
Well, duh!
**[13:12] ---**
So what?
**[13:16] ---**
Only once a year...
**[13:20] ---**
Please!
**[13:21] ---**
L-Lady Momoka?!
**[13:23] ---**
Please...
**[13:25] ---**
Please make me a limited exclusive!
***SIGN*** Limited Exclusive?
**[13:27] ---**
A limited exclusive?
**[13:31] ---**
Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!
**[13:37] ---**
I heard from Tama-chan.
**[13:39] ---**
You have a gun which makes you more
noticeable by turning you into a limited exclusive.
***SIGN*** "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
**[13:43] ---**
Well... we do have one, that's true, but...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[13:47] ---**
Uhh... but, why?
**[13:49] ---**
I can't just be someone normal he meets
every day and never thinks twice about!
**[13:55] ---**
I... I want...
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun?
**[14:00] ---**
I want to be Fuyuki-kun's Orihime!
**[14:03] ---**
L-Lady Momoka...
**[14:05] ---**
Please listen to Momocchi's request.
***SIGN*** Super-MAX
**[14:12] ---**
As you requested.
**[14:14] ---**
I set the level to Super-MAX.
**[14:17] ---**
But in exchange...
**[14:19] ---**
...the exclusivity effect will only
last about three hours, got it?
**[14:23] ---**
I don't mind.
**[14:25] ---**
That's more than enough.
**[14:27] ---**
I'll nail this before the
Tanabata party is over!
**[14:30] ---**
Okay! I'm going to fire!
**[14:33] ---**
Please!
**[14:34] ---**
So, you'll find the bill in the mail,
and here we go!
***SIGN*** Bill
**[14:37] ---**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[14:46] ---**
This is the Nishizawa family
Tanabata party venue.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[15:01] ---**
This is... amazing...
**[15:03] ---**
Even I can feel it, the overwhelming feeling
of exclusivity flowing from my body.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[15:08] ---**
Tanabata exclusive!
**[15:09] ---**
There's no way this can go wrong!
**[15:12] ---**
What appreciative light in which
her form is enshrouded!
**[15:15] ---**
What rare exclusivity!
**[15:17] ---**
Tonight's milady Momoka...
We cannot even look at her directly!
**[15:23] ---**
People are approaching milady Momoka!
**[15:25] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[15:26] ---**
It's a miracle to meet you today!
What an exclusive opportunity!
**[15:30] ---**
If I miss this chance, I may not get another
for the rest of my life! It's that exclusive!
**[15:33] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:35] ---**
Is there something I can help you with?
**[15:37] ---**
You seem so exclusive that I want
to snap you up without delay!
**[15:39] ---**
I'm sorry... I have a prior engagement...
**[15:43] ---**
Come on!
I've got a battle ahead of me!
**[15:47] ---**
You're getting in the way!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[15:50] ---**
A collector's edition...
you seem that exclusive!
**[15:53] ---**
A super-rare item...
you seem that exclusive!
**[15:56] ---**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** Why does this happen?!
**[15:58] ---**
Why did this happen?!
**[16:00] ---**
Protect milady!
**[16:05] ---**
Milady Momoka!
**[16:06] ---**
Stand back!
**[16:07] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[16:09] ---**
I've come to... save...
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[16:19] ---**
Yoshiokadaira?
**[16:22] ---**
It's you... You are my one and only!
**[16:25] ---**
You seem that exclusive!
**[16:27] ---**
What?!
**[16:30] ---**
M-M-Milady...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[16:32] ---**
I want to protect you, even at the cost
of my life. You seem that exclusive!
**[16:36] ---**
But what I want to be is...
**[16:39] ---**
...Fuyuki-kun's...
**[16:41] ---**
...one and only!
**[16:45] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[16:48] ---**
Is this *your* fault?
**[16:49] ---**
Gero? Gero? Gero?!
***SIGN*** Toilet Disappeared?!
**[16:51] ---**
Toilet disappeared!
**[16:52] ---**
I... didn't do anything, ma'am!
**[16:55] ---**
I'm innocent, ma'am!
**[16:56] ---**
And...
**[16:57] ---**
...all the laundry you washed is gone,
as well. Want to explain that?!
***SIGN*** Laundry Disappeared?!
**[17:01] ---**
Laundry disappeared!
**[17:03] ---**
G-Gero... What's going on?
**[17:06] ---**
Isn't it because you used
that exclusivity gun?
**[17:09] ---**
Exclusivity gun?
**[17:11] ---**
C-Come to think of it...
**[17:22] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models Disappeared?!
**[17:24] ---**
Gundam models disappeared!
**[17:26] ---**
Hm? Did I forget to mention?
**[17:29] ---**
Everything that runs past its exclusive
availability time limit vanishes.
**[17:34] ---**
What?! For real?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[17:40] ---**
No longer available!
***SIGN*** No-longer-available products Disposal facility
**[17:41] ---**
If items kept hanging around after their
exclusive availability period was over,
**[17:45] ---**
then we couldn't feel appreciative of
exclusive items at all now, could we?
***SIGN*** Black Hole
**[17:57] ---**
Gero! No way!
**[17:59] ---**
Wait just a second!
Then, what about Momocchi?!
**[18:02] ---**
Is Momocchi going to disappear,
as well, once the time runs out?
**[18:06] ---**
Everything that's made exclusive disappears
when its availability period is over.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[18:11] ---**
No exceptions.
**[18:14] ---**
What can I do?
My time's going to run out.
**[18:17] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:24] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Where are you?!
**[18:26] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:30] ---**
I can't let it end like this.
**[18:32] ---**
I can't let it end like this!
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[18:46] ---**
M-Milady!
**[18:51] ---**
Wh-What impossibly difficult
to approach exclusivity!
**[18:56] ---**
Will you...
**[18:58] ---**
...frickin' move already?!
**[19:07] ---**
Milady!
**[19:15] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:18] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:23] ---**
I'm... I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[19:29] ---**
Now I'll be bound to Fuyuki-kun by
exclusively once-a-year strong feelings!
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[19:37] ---**
Huh? What...?
**[19:41] ---**
Why...?
**[19:43] ---**
I'm disappearing?
**[19:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[19:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:52] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:54] ---**
Nishizawa-san!!
**[20:00] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Nishizawa-san!
**[20:08] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:11] ---**
Fuyuki... kun...?
**[20:13] ---**
I'm so glad you came to!
**[20:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... I...
**[20:26] ---**
I still think Orihime and Hikoboshi would
be happier if they could meet every day!
**[20:33] ---**
What brought that on, so suddenly?
**[20:35] ---**
Oh... no, I...
**[20:36] ---**
It's nothing...
**[20:39] ---**
You'd better not get any closer.
**[20:42] ---**
Keroro-san and the rest?
**[20:44] ---**
Take a look behind you.
**[20:46] ---**
That's a black hole.
***SIGN*** Here
**[20:48] ---**
It'll suck in anything.
**[20:52] ---**
Honestly!
**[20:53] ---**
If Master Fuyuki hadn't contacted us,
**[20:56] ---**
you'd have been on the way to
being disposed of, Lady Momoka!
**[20:59] ---**
That was close!
**[21:01] ---**
Let's head back, Nishizawa-san.
**[21:03] ---**
Right!
**[21:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:13] ---**
In any event, I'm glad you're safe, ma'am!
**[21:16] ---**
Gero!
**[21:17] ---**
And? The toilet and laundry
that disappeared?!
**[21:20] ---**
U-Um...
**[21:22] ---**
I think Sergeant Keroro has had
quite enough of exclusive items.
**[21:26] ---**
Ah, speaking of disappearances...
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[21:28] ---**
Keroro-kun!!
***SIGN*** Here
**[21:30] ---**
Ah... I knew it...
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo.
**[23:09] ---**
For someone like myself who adores nature,
**[23:11] ---**
modern conveniences are unnecessary.
**[23:13] ---**
But when he gets behind the wheel...
***SIGN*** WARNING LEVEL 5
**[23:15] ---**
Uwoooorrhhhh! Launch!
**[23:17] ---**
The perfect fusion!
**[23:19] ---**
FUSION!
***SIGN*** Exploitarian alien
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that.
We're starting with the climax!
**[23:23] ---**
"Urere: King of Trains, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: The Beautiful Girl and the
Liquid Keronian, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!