E196 - It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    Winter is in full swing.
[01:34] ---
    During that cold season, when the
    chilly air comes in blasts...
[01:38] ---
    The fact of the matter is that seasons make
    no difference to an invading alien, sir.
[01:43] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro said,
    as he made Gundam models.
[01:46] ---
    Today, we have a special edition!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro Special Version
[01:48] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero!!
[01:49] ---
    It's back: 30 minutes of gerogero!
SIGN    Ultra-Deluxe 13-in-1-ish!!
[01:51] ---
    We bring you an ultra-deluxe 13-in-1-ish!
[01:54] ---
    W-We're doing that again?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #196
[01:57] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #196.
[02:01] ---
    Seriously, aren't there any good
    invasion operations we could do, sir?
[02:06] ---
    The thing is that we cannot do without
    the casual everyday life content.
[02:11] ---
    Mmm. And we don't have much of an
    invasion budget left this season.
[02:15] ---
    If it's "casual everyday life" we need...
    perhaps it should be related to food?
[02:19] ---
    Or, like, dog-eat-dog world?
[02:21] ---
    That's it, ma'am!
[02:23] ---
    Food gives me an idea! What about an invasion
    strategy exploiting forbidden combinations?
[02:27] ---
    Tama? Combinations?
[02:29] ---
    Yes. Lady Natsumi told me
[02:32] ---
    that Pekopon has combinations
    like "watermelon + tempura,"
SIGN    Actually Scary? Forbidden Combinations
[02:35] ---
    or "eel + umeboshi,"
[02:38] ---
    which you aren't ever supposed
    to eat together, sir!
[02:42] ---
    My honorable leader, those are superstitions.
[02:45] ---
    Doubt that has any scientific backing.
[02:47] ---
    Look, who cares if it does or doesn't!?
[02:49] ---
    We'll fill the world with foods
    that are never meant to go together,
[02:52] ---
    and we'll drop the Pekoponians
    into the Sebastian of fear, sir!
[02:56] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[02:59] ---
    Are you going to use domestic eels?
[03:02] ---
    Domestic's gonna cost ya.
[03:06] ---
    Uh... uh, yes, good point, sir...
[03:10] ---
    And watermelons aren't
    in season right now, you know.
[03:13] ---
    Even if you could find them,
    they'd be expensive.
[03:15] ---
    Or, like, lavish prices?
[03:18] ---
    Well... uh...
SIGN    To be continued
SIGN    Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
[03:23] ---
    Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
[03:29] ---
    Ahh, it's so cold!
[03:31] ---
    We're home!
[03:35] ---
    Did we own a kotatsu like this?
[03:38] ---
    Mom must have put it out for us.
[03:41] ---
    
[03:42] ---
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
[03:44] ---
    Bless you.
SIGN    Snug
[03:45] ---
    Ahhh, it's so warm!
[03:47] ---
    It really is! It's warmed up really nicely!
SIGN    Together with Chacmools No.66 Monthly New Spring Special Issue
[03:55] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[03:57] ---
    What on Earth?
[03:59] ---
    Maybe Sarge and the others
    are doing something again...
[04:02] ---
    That must be it.
[04:03] ---
    Fuyuki, go see what the
    stupid frogs are doing.
[04:07] ---
    Aw, whaaat? Why don't you go?
[04:09] ---
    I don't want to, either.
[04:11] ---
    I can't be bothered to
    get out of the kotatsu...
[04:13] ---
    Then... let's get Mom to check
    on them when she gets back.
[04:16] ---
    Yeah. Good idea!
[04:22] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[04:24] ---
    This invasion strategy is based on how it's
    hard to get out of a kotatsu once you're in!
[04:28] ---
    It scans the inside of
    the Pekoponians' minds,
[04:31] ---
    materializes whatever they feel like,
[04:33] ---
    which makes it
    even more difficult to escape,
[04:35] ---
    using its formidable
    materialization device, sir!
[04:38] ---
    We'll spread these kotatsu
    all around the world,
[04:41] ---
    and when no Pekoponians can escape
    the kotatsu, that is when we invade!
[04:47] ---
    What a peaceful operation.
[04:49] ---
    I have no reason to object to this.
[04:52] ---
    Okay, here we go, then!
[04:54] ---
    Destination: the world...
    kotatsu carriers, launch!
SIGN    Launch
[05:08] ---
    Will... Will this one finally work?
[05:15] ---
    But when all of the Pekoponians
    cannot get out of the kotatsus anymore,
[05:19] ---
    who is going to go invade?
[05:21] ---
    Erk.
[05:23] ---
    Th-That would be...
[05:26] ---
    Giroro, you do it.
[05:27] ---
    What?!
[05:28] ---
    Wh-Why should I do it?
[05:30] ---
    You're the leader, that's your job!
[05:33] ---
    Nahh... I'm the leader, so I should
    stay here in the kotatsu and issue directions.
[05:38] ---
    Mmm... okay, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    you go invade for a bit.
[05:41] ---
    Aww, but I do not want to get
    out of the kotatsu, either.
[05:44] ---
    Dororo, then!
[05:45] ---
    It is unfair to depend on me
    only in times such as these.
[05:50] ---
    No worries.
[05:52] ---
    I made sure to put kotatsus in the
    invasion robot cockpits, as well.
[05:56] ---
    Oh! That's marvelous!
[05:59] ---
    Great job, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:01] ---
    But to get to the cockpit,
    we have to get out of the kotatsus.
[06:05] ---
    Y-You're right, sir...
[06:09] ---
    Okay, then...
[06:10] ---
    Everyone stay in your kotatsu and heave
    them to the hangar! Heave ho, heave ho!
[06:14] ---
    Uncle, Uncle!
[06:17] ---
    Come to think of it, Pekopon's southern
    hemisphere is in the middle of summer right now!
[06:21] ---
    Or, like, southern tropics?
SIGN    Huh?!
[06:25] ---
    Catch! Yay!
[06:29] ---
    Catch me if you can!
[06:31] ---
    Oh, you! Hey hey!
SIGN    Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
[06:35] ---
    Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
SIGN    One Invasion To Go!!
[06:40] ---
    So, we will capitalize on the characteristics
    of each of us in the Keroro Platoon,
[06:43] ---
    and make cup ramen flavors
SIGN    Bath
[06:45] ---
    that will be a pleasure for the eyes
    and a feast for the tongue, sir!
SIGN    Bath
[06:49] ---
    Capitalizing on each of our characteristics...
    Then, I suppose we're focusing on color?
[06:53] ---
    I am green...
[06:54] ---
    Mine will be generously
    topped with healthy spinach!
[06:58] ---
    Mine will be dandan noodles
    with black sesame!
[07:00] ---
    It is not sweet, but I will bear it as much
    as I can and prioritize deliciousness!
SIGN    Black Sesame Dan Dan Noodles
[07:04] ---
    Hohoh.
[07:05] ---
    Then I would be a red-hot
    super-spicy chili-pepper ramen.
SIGN    Chili-Pepper Ramen
[07:10] ---
    Ohh, nice, nice!
[07:13] ---
    My gourmet club will feature
    a yellow curry ramen.
SIGN    Curry Ramen
[07:17] ---
    Wonderful, sir!
[07:18] ---
    Your curries can't be beaten, Kululu!
SIGN    Keroro Spinach Ramen
SIGN    Tamama Black Sesame Tanmen
[07:21] ---
    And we will design the packages
    cutely in their respective colors!
SIGN    Chili-Pepper Ramen
[07:25] ---
    These might sell pretty well, actually.
SIGN    Kululu Curry Ramen
[07:29] ---
    U-Um...
[07:31] ---
    Huh?
[07:33] ---
    What about me...?
[07:35] ---
    Huh? D-Dororo...?
SIGN    Blue
[07:37] ---
    Blue!
SIGN    One Invasion To Go!!
[07:39] ---
    Uh... Dororo, yes.
[07:41] ---
    Yes... Dororo.
[07:44] ---
    B-Blue...
SIGN    Blue Hawaii Ramen, Sir
[07:47] ---
    Blue Hawaii?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #197
[07:50] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #197.
[07:55] ---
    Seriously, though, aren't there
    any good invasion operations around?
[08:00] ---
    One that makes you instictively slap
    your elbow when you think of it!
[08:03] ---
    My honorable leader,
    one tends to slap their knee.
[08:09] ---
    But the words hiji (elbow) and hiza (knee)
    are similar, so I confuse them sometimes.
SIGN    Hiji (elbow)
    Hiza (knee)
[08:14] ---
    I sometimes forget which is the "elevator"
    and which is the "escalator."
[08:21] ---
    Or, like, doubting myself?
[08:23] ---
    Ahh, that does happen sometimes...
[08:25] ---
    Wait, couldn't we use this for
    an invasion operation somehow?
[08:29] ---
    Are there any other things
    that are easy to get wrong?
[08:32] ---
    Oh! Come to think of it...
[08:35] ---
    You sometimes forget which is "Tokyo"
    and which is "Niigata," right?
[08:42] ---
    Tokyo and... Niigata?
SIGN    To be continued
[08:48] ---
    To be continued!
SIGN    Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
[08:49] ---
    Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
[08:53] ---
    Sarge! Look, look what I picked up!
[08:56] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    A vast inheritance is sleeping here!!
[08:57] ---
    "A vast inheritance is sleeping here?"
[09:00] ---
    Let's go dig it up right away, sir!
[09:02] ---
    This is the spot!
[09:04] ---
    Dig dig dig dig!
[09:07] ---
    A storage unit?
[09:12] ---
    100 yen?
[09:14] ---
    I... I... I'm sorry! My brother wanted
    to leave some money for me!
[09:18] ---
    I'm sorry he did something so
    misleading... and... 100 yen?
[09:20] ---
    It was 556 who buried it.
[09:20] ---
    Wait... 100 yen?
[09:23] ---
    I knew it.
[09:23] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry... 100 yen?!
SIGN    Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
[09:26] ---
    Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
[09:30] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    I'll comb straight out!
[09:32] ---
    I'm tired of this old
    "I'll comb straight out!" gag!
[09:34] ---
    I'm gonna strike it big with this thing!
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Concert
[09:37] ---
    Sumomo-chan concert...
[09:39] ---
    Ohhh! Sumomo-chan!
[09:42] ---
    So many concert tickets to see Sumomo-chan,
    the universe's biggest idol!
[09:44] ---
    Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomo.
    Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomomo.
[09:46] ---
    Whoa!
[09:48] ---
    Sumomo...
SIGN    Sumomo-chan
[09:49] ---
    This doesn't say "Sumomo"...
SIGN    Sukeke-chan
[09:53] ---
    The kanji "ke," for "hair"! Sukeke-chan!
SIGN    Too far
    too far
    TOO FAR
    too far
[09:57] ---
    Sukeke... Sukeke...
[09:59] ---
    That's... going a bit far.
SIGN    Sukeke-chan
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #201
[10:03] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #201.
[10:10] ---
    I know!
[10:12] ---
    Have you thought up some kind
    of good invasion strategy?
[10:14] ---
    No... I've thought of a way to remember
    the difference between elbow and knee.
[10:19] ---
    How?
[10:20] ---
    Put "cap" at the end of the words, sir!
SIGN    Elbowcap
[10:24] ---
    Elbowcap.
SIGN    Kneecap
[10:26] ---
    Kneecap.
[10:28] ---
    I see!
[10:29] ---
    Provided that you remember that "knee" is the
    one that has a "kneecap," you won't go wrong!
[10:35] ---
    You could do the same for
    elevator and escalator.
[10:38] ---
    Stick "girl" at the end.
SIGN    Escalator Girl
[10:41] ---
    Escalator girl... Elevator girl.
SIGN    Elevator Girl
[10:45] ---
    I see! You just need to remember that
    the one with "girl" is the elevator!
[10:49] ---
    Pretty sharp, Kululu!
[10:50] ---
    Yes... Then, for "Tokyo" and "Niigata,"
    if I try sticking "Tower" on the end...
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Niigata
SIGN    To be continued
[10:56] ---
    To be continued!
SIGN    Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
[11:03] ---
    Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
[11:08] ---
    Huh? A ball?
[11:10] ---
    Yes. Apparently there's going to be one
    held at Nishizawa-san's house on Sunday.
[11:13] ---
    I'd very much like it if you
    could attend, Natsumi-san!
[11:16] ---
    I might find it kinda hard to go
    if it's just me going.
[11:18] ---
    Come on, come with us, Sis.
[11:20] ---
    There will be many famous people
    from various fields attending...
[11:23] ---
    You may chance upon a wonderful prince!
[11:29] ---
    A prince...
[11:34] ---
    You're lovely, Natsumi-chan.
[11:42] ---
    A... a ball?!
[11:44] ---
    W-With Natsumi?!
[11:47] ---
    Dancing?!
[11:52] ---
    You look wonderful, Giroro.
[11:54] ---
    What?! What am I thinking?!
[11:57] ---
    In the first place, I'd never find
    such a convenient Pekoponian suit...
[12:01] ---
    N-No, that's not the problem!
[12:03] ---
    To begin with, I am a soldier!
    Why should I take part in some social dance?!
[12:07] ---
    No, but... in the name of investigating
    this thing called a "ball" on Pekopon...
SIGN    Butoukai (ball)
[12:11] ---
    After all, it may be not a butoukai (ball),
     but a budoukai (martial arts tournament).
SIGN    Budoukai (martial arts tournament)
[12:16] ---
    Sigh! I have to take out all the
    non-combustible trash tonight!
[12:20] ---
    What's this?! I feel like
    I just dropped something!
[12:24] ---
    I must have imagined it!
[12:26] ---
    I have to hurry up and take out the trash
     so I can make a curry, hoo!
[12:29] ---
    Th-Th-This is...
[12:31] ---
    The "We are all living creatures" Gun
    that turns animals into humans...
[12:36] ---
    If I use this, I could become
    a Pekoponian, and then...
[12:42] ---
    No! No! No!
[12:46] ---
    What...
[12:47] ---
    What am I thinking?
[12:52] ---
    But that said...
[13:01] ---
    And the day of the ball.
[13:12] ---
    Aw... I knew it, I'm kinda out of place...
[13:16] ---
    Princes only exist in fairy tales.
[13:19] ---
    There's no way I'd meet one in reality.
[13:28] ---
    M-Mademoiselle.
[13:31] ---
    Are you by yourself?
[13:34] ---
    I-If it pleases you, shall we dance?
[13:40] ---
    Yes!
[13:41] ---
    Please, take my hand.
[13:43] ---
    All right.
[13:50] ---
    Wow... What a wonderful man...
[13:57] ---
    O-Oh, no! Midnight!
[14:00] ---
    The effect of the gun is wearing off! Oh, no!
[14:03] ---
    Is something the matter?
[14:04] ---
    Ah... no... I'm afraid I must be going.
    May we meet again.
[14:08] ---
    Ah... wait!
[14:10] ---
    I'm sorry... Natsumi!
[14:24] ---
    His shoe...?
[14:48] ---
    W-Were white briefs a bad choice?
SIGN    Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
[14:52] ---
    Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
SIGN    Dried Foods
SIGN    Fortune-Telling Fate Judgment
[14:57] ---
    What a terribly unlucky stroke count
    your name has...
[15:01] ---
    Urgh, urgh, what's this?
    You'll fail no matter what you do...
[15:05] ---
    Gero? Could that be why
    my invasions are no good?
[15:08] ---
    Invasions?
[15:10] ---
    With a name like this?! Not in a hundred
    years, not a chance, not a chance!
SIGN    Keroro
[15:14] ---
    Why not change your name?
[15:17] ---
    That explains it, sir...
[15:20] ---
    No wonder things weren't going well for me.
[15:22] ---
    It was my name that was the problem, sir.
[15:25] ---
    Your name's hardly the only problem!
[15:27] ---
    You have more fundamental issues!
[15:30] ---
    Yup, he's right.
[15:31] ---
    Well, in any case, I should accept
    my flaws and change my name, sir.
[15:35] ---
    It is free to do, after all.
[15:37] ---
    But if you change your name, Mr. Sergeant,
    the program will need to be renamed, too.
[15:43] ---
    Are you sure you can decide that
    on your own?
[15:45] ---
    Ahh, I'm sure it'll be fine!
[15:46] ---
    I've been at it for four years already.
[15:48] ---
    Seems about the right time
    for a title change.
[15:51] ---
    So, from today, I will be...
[15:54] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
SIGN    Sergeant Jean-Claude
[15:57] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
SIGN    Scarlet Todoroki
SIGN    Aznable III
[16:00] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
SIGN    ZZZ (Triple Zeta)
[16:03] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[16:04] ---
    From today, I will be...
    Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki
[16:06] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[16:08] ---
    Aznable III ZZZ, sir!
[16:09] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
SIGN    Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ
[16:13] ---
    Huh, you changed your name!
[16:15] ---
    That's a cool name, Sarge!
[16:18] ---
    You're on toilet-cleaning duty today,
    aren't you? Don't slack off!
SIGN    Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ Celebrating My New Name
[16:22] ---
    Stupid frog.
SIGN    Sarge Stupid Frog
[16:25] ---
    He changed his name to a cool-sounding one,
    but no one would call him by it!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #287
[16:29] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #287.
[16:34] ---
    I think we should start
    by getting our activities on tape,
[16:38] ---
    familiarizing all Pekoponians with us,
[16:40] ---
    and getting them to accept us, you know?
[16:46] ---
    Broadcasting on TV or something!
[16:49] ---
    In that case...
[16:50] ---
    ...why not broadcast that thing we did?
    You know, that thing?
[16:53] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[16:54] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[16:56] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Gwaaaarrrr
[16:57] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku
[16:58] ---
    Hi-yah!
[17:00] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[17:02] ---
    Nahhh, I don't think anime's gonna do it.
[17:06] ---
    You know, adults don't give
    anime the proper respect.
[17:09] ---
    Except for a limited number of fanatics.
[17:11] ---
    It's true that hard-headed adults
[17:13] ---
    will dismiss stuff as being for kids
    just because it's anime.
[17:17] ---
    That's it!
[17:18] ---
    That's why we should make
    a live-action version, sir!
[17:21] ---
    Film our exploits in live action!
[17:24] ---
    I mean, that's how they do
    the Hollywood movies, right?
[17:26] ---
    Like Spader-Man and Trankformers!
[17:28] ---
    They used to be cartoons and comics,
[17:31] ---
    but just 'cause they're live action, adults
    treat them as movies they could watch on a date!
SIGN    And so!!
[17:36] ---
    And so!
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
[17:38] ---
    Keroro Gunsou the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
SIGN    Hinata
[17:42] [SONG] ---
    Kero, kero, kero! Forward ho!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
[17:46] [SONG] ---
    To conquer Earth!
[17:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
    Tama tama tama tama!
SIGN    Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
[17:49] ---
    Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
[17:53] ---
    What? The bathtub's broken?
[17:56] ---
    Yes.
[17:57] ---
    I've been thinking it wasn't
    acting right for a while.
[18:00] ---
    But it's cold today,
     and I wanted to have a warm bath...
[18:04] ---
    Well, it's been a while. Why don't we all
    go to a public bath together?
[18:08] ---
    Gero? Battle?
[18:10] ---
    I am pretty sure I just heard "public battle."
SIGN    Battle
[18:13] ---
    B-Battle?!
[18:15] ---
    You are sure you heard them saying
    "Let's go to a public battle together"?
[18:19] ---
    Don't tell me... after all this time,
[18:21] ---
    they plan to strike all at once?!
[18:23] ---
    Well, it's not necessarily the case
    that they intend to fight us, sir.
[18:27] ---
    They only said they would go
    to battle together, so...
SIGN    Battle
[18:31] ---
    Perhaps they are entering into
    combat with another tribe?
[18:33] ---
    Or, like, combat training?
[18:36] ---
    In any case... it seems there
    is a need to tail them.
[18:41] ---
    It really has been a while!
[18:43] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Tatami Store
[18:48] ---
    Giro.
[18:52] ---
    Owwww.
[18:54] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[18:56] ---
    What is that ginormous anti-air cannon?!
SIGN    Bath
[19:04] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[19:07] ---
    Is this a battle segregated
    by men and women?
[19:09] ---
    In that case,
     the one we must investigate
[19:13] ---
    is the faction containing Lady Natsumi and
    Lady Mom, who have the highest combat ability.
[19:16] ---
    L-Let's go, then.
[19:18] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Bath
[19:21] ---
    Nats—
[19:21] ---
    You dirty...!
[19:25] ---
    I seeee... so "battle" referred to a bath!
[19:29] ---
    What a misleading name.
SIGN    Bath
[19:33] ---
    You don't see these retro types of baths
    around much anymore, though.
[19:37] ---
    I come on occasion with Koyuki-dono.
[19:39] ---
    When it is early, and there is no one else around,
    we can take our time.
[19:44] ---
    I see.
[19:46] ---
    Natsumi-san, let's wash each other!
[19:48] ---
    Wha?!
[19:48] ---
    W-Wait a minute, Koyuki-chan...
[19:51] ---
    C-Certainly...
[19:52] ---
    ...this thing called a spa has its...
[19:57] ---
    But it is smaller than the
    baths at the Nishizawa house.
[20:00] ---
    Hey, Tama-pest!
[20:01] ---
    I told you to tell me if there's
    gonna be an event like this!
[20:04] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san?!
[20:06] ---
    Ah... I... I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[20:09] ---
    This one was the men's bath, wasn't it?
[20:16] ---
    Huh? I didn't know you were all here!
[20:19] ---
    What brings all this about?
[20:21] ---
    Oh! This is a surprise, Master Saburo!
[20:23] ---
    Let's all warm up together, sir!
[20:25] ---
    Huh?! Saburo-senpai?!
[20:28] ---
    It looks like everyone's here.
[20:31] ---
    Or, like, reserved party?
[20:33] ---
    Ahh, this is nice...
[20:36] ---
    This is something I'd like
    to see in live-action...
[20:36] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
SIGN    
[20:40] ---
    And so, by popular demand!
[20:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:47] ---
    Ah... no... not what I meant...
[20:54] ---
    I wonder who that man was...
[20:59] ---
    Whoever the shoe fits perfectly...
[21:03] ---
    That's kind of like Cinderella!
[21:06] ---
    Should I... use this gun one more time...
[21:08] ---
    Or should I not...
[21:10] ---
    That is the issue.
[21:15] ---
    Ah! It's a perfect fit!
[21:17] ---
    Wh-What?!
[21:18] ---
    B-But who?!
[21:23] ---
    I heard that I could get a
    shoe here if it fit perfectly!
[21:27] ---
    
[21:32] ---
    
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
[23:09] ---
    No matter what a frugal life I lead,
[23:12] ---
    I am always at peace in my heart.
[23:14] ---
    I believe that was all
[23:15] ---
    instilled in me by the luxurious family
    environment in which I lived as a child...
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
    Drills are the souls of men!
[23:21] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
SIGN    All Fired-Up
[23:23] ---
    "Zeroro: Too Many, Sir?"
SIGN    Hole
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole
    and Dig It Up, Sir!"
SIGN    Puncture
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!