# E196 - It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QZ4/its-back-30-minutes-of-gerogero-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:32] ---**
Winter is in full swing.
**[01:34] ---**
During that cold season, when the
chilly air comes in blasts...
**[01:38] ---**
The fact of the matter is that seasons make
no difference to an invading alien, sir.
**[01:43] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro said,
as he made Gundam models.
**[01:46] ---**
Today, we have a special edition!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro Special Version
**[01:48] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero!!
**[01:49] ---**
It's back: 30 minutes of gerogero!
***SIGN*** Ultra-Deluxe 13-in-1-ish!!
**[01:51] ---**
We bring you an ultra-deluxe 13-in-1-ish!
**[01:54] ---**
W-We're doing that again?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #196
**[01:57] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #196.
**[02:01] ---**
Seriously, aren't there any good
invasion operations we could do, sir?
**[02:06] ---**
The thing is that we cannot do without
the casual everyday life content.
**[02:11] ---**
Mmm. And we don't have much of an
invasion budget left this season.
**[02:15] ---**
If it's "casual everyday life" we need...
perhaps it should be related to food?
**[02:19] ---**
Or, like, dog-eat-dog world?
**[02:21] ---**
That's it, ma'am!
**[02:23] ---**
Food gives me an idea! What about an invasion
strategy exploiting forbidden combinations?
**[02:27] ---**
Tama? Combinations?
**[02:29] ---**
Yes. Lady Natsumi told me
**[02:32] ---**
that Pekopon has combinations
like "watermelon + tempura,"
***SIGN*** Actually Scary? Forbidden Combinations
**[02:35] ---**
or "eel + umeboshi,"
**[02:38] ---**
which you aren't ever supposed
to eat together, sir!
**[02:42] ---**
My honorable leader, those are superstitions.
**[02:45] ---**
Doubt that has any scientific backing.
**[02:47] ---**
Look, who cares if it does or doesn't!?
**[02:49] ---**
We'll fill the world with foods
that are never meant to go together,
**[02:52] ---**
and we'll drop the Pekoponians
into the Sebastian of fear, sir!
**[02:56] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[02:59] ---**
Are you going to use domestic eels?
**[03:02] ---**
Domestic's gonna cost ya.
**[03:06] ---**
Uh... uh, yes, good point, sir...
**[03:10] ---**
And watermelons aren't
in season right now, you know.
**[03:13] ---**
Even if you could find them,
they'd be expensive.
**[03:15] ---**
Or, like, lavish prices?
**[03:18] ---**
Well... uh...
***SIGN*** To be continued
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
**[03:23] ---**
Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
**[03:29] ---**
Ahh, it's so cold!
**[03:31] ---**
We're home!
**[03:35] ---**
Did we own a kotatsu like this?
**[03:38] ---**
Mom must have put it out for us.
**[03:41] ---**
**[03:42] ---**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
**[03:44] ---**
Bless you.
***SIGN*** Snug
**[03:45] ---**
Ahhh, it's so warm!
**[03:47] ---**
It really is! It's warmed up really nicely!
***SIGN*** Together with Chacmools No.66 Monthly New Spring Special Issue
**[03:55] ---**
Wh-What's this?
**[03:57] ---**
What on Earth?
**[03:59] ---**
Maybe Sarge and the others
are doing something again...
**[04:02] ---**
That must be it.
**[04:03] ---**
Fuyuki, go see what the
stupid frogs are doing.
**[04:07] ---**
Aw, whaaat? Why don't you go?
**[04:09] ---**
I don't want to, either.
**[04:11] ---**
I can't be bothered to
get out of the kotatsu...
**[04:13] ---**
Then... let's get Mom to check
on them when she gets back.
**[04:16] ---**
Yeah. Good idea!
**[04:22] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[04:24] ---**
This invasion strategy is based on how it's
hard to get out of a kotatsu once you're in!
**[04:28] ---**
It scans the inside of
the Pekoponians' minds,
**[04:31] ---**
materializes whatever they feel like,
**[04:33] ---**
which makes it
even more difficult to escape,
**[04:35] ---**
using its formidable
materialization device, sir!
**[04:38] ---**
We'll spread these kotatsu
all around the world,
**[04:41] ---**
and when no Pekoponians can escape
the kotatsu, that is when we invade!
**[04:47] ---**
What a peaceful operation.
**[04:49] ---**
I have no reason to object to this.
**[04:52] ---**
Okay, here we go, then!
**[04:54] ---**
Destination: the world...
kotatsu carriers, launch!
***SIGN*** Launch
**[05:08] ---**
Will... Will this one finally work?
**[05:15] ---**
But when all of the Pekoponians
cannot get out of the kotatsus anymore,
**[05:19] ---**
who is going to go invade?
**[05:21] ---**
Erk.
**[05:23] ---**
Th-That would be...
**[05:26] ---**
Giroro, you do it.
**[05:27] ---**
What?!
**[05:28] ---**
Wh-Why should I do it?
**[05:30] ---**
You're the leader, that's your job!
**[05:33] ---**
Nahh... I'm the leader, so I should
stay here in the kotatsu and issue directions.
**[05:38] ---**
Mmm... okay, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
you go invade for a bit.
**[05:41] ---**
Aww, but I do not want to get
out of the kotatsu, either.
**[05:44] ---**
Dororo, then!
**[05:45] ---**
It is unfair to depend on me
only in times such as these.
**[05:50] ---**
No worries.
**[05:52] ---**
I made sure to put kotatsus in the
invasion robot cockpits, as well.
**[05:56] ---**
Oh! That's marvelous!
**[05:59] ---**
Great job, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[06:01] ---**
But to get to the cockpit,
we have to get out of the kotatsus.
**[06:05] ---**
Y-You're right, sir...
**[06:09] ---**
Okay, then...
**[06:10] ---**
Everyone stay in your kotatsu and heave
them to the hangar! Heave ho, heave ho!
**[06:14] ---**
Uncle, Uncle!
**[06:17] ---**
Come to think of it, Pekopon's southern
hemisphere is in the middle of summer right now!
**[06:21] ---**
Or, like, southern tropics?
***SIGN*** Huh?!
**[06:25] ---**
Catch! Yay!
**[06:29] ---**
Catch me if you can!
**[06:31] ---**
Oh, you! Hey hey!
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
**[06:35] ---**
Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
***SIGN*** One Invasion To Go!!
**[06:40] ---**
So, we will capitalize on the characteristics
of each of us in the Keroro Platoon,
**[06:43] ---**
and make cup ramen flavors
***SIGN*** Bath
**[06:45] ---**
that will be a pleasure for the eyes
and a feast for the tongue, sir!
***SIGN*** Bath
**[06:49] ---**
Capitalizing on each of our characteristics...
Then, I suppose we're focusing on color?
**[06:53] ---**
I am green...
**[06:54] ---**
Mine will be generously
topped with healthy spinach!
**[06:58] ---**
Mine will be dandan noodles
with black sesame!
**[07:00] ---**
It is not sweet, but I will bear it as much
as I can and prioritize deliciousness!
***SIGN*** Black Sesame Dan Dan Noodles
**[07:04] ---**
Hohoh.
**[07:05] ---**
Then I would be a red-hot
super-spicy chili-pepper ramen.
***SIGN*** Chili-Pepper Ramen
**[07:10] ---**
Ohh, nice, nice!
**[07:13] ---**
My gourmet club will feature
a yellow curry ramen.
***SIGN*** Curry Ramen
**[07:17] ---**
Wonderful, sir!
**[07:18] ---**
Your curries can't be beaten, Kululu!
***SIGN*** Keroro Spinach Ramen
***SIGN*** Tamama Black Sesame Tanmen
**[07:21] ---**
And we will design the packages
cutely in their respective colors!
***SIGN*** Chili-Pepper Ramen
**[07:25] ---**
These might sell pretty well, actually.
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Ramen
**[07:29] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:31] ---**
Huh?
**[07:33] ---**
What about me...?
**[07:35] ---**
Huh? D-Dororo...?
***SIGN*** Blue
**[07:37] ---**
Blue!
***SIGN*** One Invasion To Go!!
**[07:39] ---**
Uh... Dororo, yes.
**[07:41] ---**
Yes... Dororo.
**[07:44] ---**
B-Blue...
***SIGN*** Blue Hawaii Ramen, Sir
**[07:47] ---**
Blue Hawaii?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #197
**[07:50] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #197.
**[07:55] ---**
Seriously, though, aren't there
any good invasion operations around?
**[08:00] ---**
One that makes you instictively slap
your elbow when you think of it!
**[08:03] ---**
My honorable leader,
one tends to slap their knee.
**[08:09] ---**
But the words *hiji* (elbow) and *hiza* (knee)
are similar, so I confuse them sometimes.
***SIGN*** Hiji (elbow)
Hiza (knee)
**[08:14] ---**
I sometimes forget which is the "elevator"
and which is the "escalator."
**[08:21] ---**
Or, like, doubting myself?
**[08:23] ---**
Ahh, that does happen sometimes...
**[08:25] ---**
Wait, couldn't we use this for
an invasion operation somehow?
**[08:29] ---**
Are there any other things
that are easy to get wrong?
**[08:32] ---**
Oh! Come to think of it...
**[08:35] ---**
You sometimes forget which is "Tokyo"
and which is "Niigata," right?
**[08:42] ---**
Tokyo and... Niigata?
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[08:48] ---**
To be continued!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
**[08:49] ---**
Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
**[08:53] ---**
Sarge! Look, look what I picked up!
**[08:56] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** A vast inheritance is sleeping here!!
**[08:57] ---**
"A vast inheritance is sleeping here?"
**[09:00] ---**
Let's go dig it up right away, sir!
**[09:02] ---**
This is the spot!
**[09:04] ---**
Dig dig dig dig!
**[09:07] ---**
A storage unit?
**[09:12] ---**
100 yen?
**[09:14] ---**
I... I... I'm sorry! My brother wanted
to leave some money for me!
**[09:18] ---**
I'm sorry he did something so
misleading... and... 100 yen?
**[09:20] ---**
It was 556 who buried it.
**[09:20] ---**
Wait... 100 yen?
**[09:23] ---**
I knew it.
**[09:23] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... 100 yen?!
***SIGN*** Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
**[09:26] ---**
Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
**[09:30] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
I'll comb straight out!
**[09:32] ---**
I'm tired of this old
"I'll comb straight out!" gag!
**[09:34] ---**
I'm gonna strike it big with this thing!
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan Concert
**[09:37] ---**
Sumomo-chan concert...
**[09:39] ---**
Ohhh! Sumomo-chan!
**[09:42] ---**
So many concert tickets to see Sumomo-chan,
the universe's biggest idol!
**[09:44] ---**
Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomo.
Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomomo.
**[09:46] ---**
Whoa!
**[09:48] ---**
Sumomo...
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan
**[09:49] ---**
This doesn't say "Sumomo"...
***SIGN*** Sukeke-chan
**[09:53] ---**
The kanji "ke," for "hair"! Sukeke-chan!
***SIGN*** Too far
too far
TOO FAR
too far
**[09:57] ---**
Sukeke... Sukeke...
**[09:59] ---**
That's... going a bit far.
***SIGN*** Sukeke-chan
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #201
**[10:03] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #201.
**[10:10] ---**
I know!
**[10:12] ---**
Have you thought up some kind
of good invasion strategy?
**[10:14] ---**
No... I've thought of a way to remember
the difference between elbow and knee.
**[10:19] ---**
How?
**[10:20] ---**
Put "cap" at the end of the words, sir!
***SIGN*** Elbowcap
**[10:24] ---**
Elbowcap.
***SIGN*** Kneecap
**[10:26] ---**
Kneecap.
**[10:28] ---**
I see!
**[10:29] ---**
Provided that you remember that "knee" is the
one that has a "kneecap," you won't go wrong!
**[10:35] ---**
You could do the same for
elevator and escalator.
**[10:38] ---**
Stick "girl" at the end.
***SIGN*** Escalator Girl
**[10:41] ---**
Escalator girl... Elevator girl.
***SIGN*** Elevator Girl
**[10:45] ---**
I see! You just need to remember that
the one with "girl" is the elevator!
**[10:49] ---**
Pretty sharp, Kululu!
**[10:50] ---**
Yes... Then, for "Tokyo" and "Niigata,"
if I try sticking "Tower" on the end...
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Niigata
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[10:56] ---**
To be continued!
***SIGN*** Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
**[11:03] ---**
Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
**[11:08] ---**
Huh? A ball?
**[11:10] ---**
Yes. Apparently there's going to be one
held at Nishizawa-san's house on Sunday.
**[11:13] ---**
I'd very much like it if you
could attend, Natsumi-san!
**[11:16] ---**
I might find it kinda hard to go
if it's just me going.
**[11:18] ---**
Come on, come with us, Sis.
**[11:20] ---**
There will be many famous people
from various fields attending...
**[11:23] ---**
You may chance upon a wonderful prince!
**[11:29] ---**
A prince...
**[11:34] ---**
You're lovely, Natsumi-chan.
**[11:42] ---**
A... a ball?!
**[11:44] ---**
W-With Natsumi?!
**[11:47] ---**
Dancing?!
**[11:52] ---**
You look wonderful, Giroro.
**[11:54] ---**
What?! What am I thinking?!
**[11:57] ---**
In the first place, I'd never find
such a convenient Pekoponian suit...
**[12:01] ---**
N-No, that's not the problem!
**[12:03] ---**
To begin with, I am a soldier!
Why should I take part in some social dance?!
**[12:07] ---**
No, but... in the name of investigating
this thing called a "ball" on Pekopon...
***SIGN*** Butoukai (ball)
**[12:11] ---**
After all, it may be not a *butoukai* (ball),
but a *budoukai* (martial arts tournament).
***SIGN*** Budoukai (martial arts tournament)
**[12:16] ---**
Sigh! I have to take out all the
non-combustible trash tonight!
**[12:20] ---**
What's this?! I feel like
I just dropped something!
**[12:24] ---**
I must have imagined it!
**[12:26] ---**
I have to hurry up and take out the trash
so I can make a curry, hoo!
**[12:29] ---**
Th-Th-This is...
**[12:31] ---**
The "We are all living creatures" Gun
that turns animals into humans...
**[12:36] ---**
If I use this, I could become
a Pekoponian, and then...
**[12:42] ---**
No! No! No!
**[12:46] ---**
What...
**[12:47] ---**
What am I thinking?
**[12:52] ---**
But that said...
**[13:01] ---**
And the day of the ball.
**[13:12] ---**
Aw... I knew it, I'm kinda out of place...
**[13:16] ---**
Princes only exist in fairy tales.
**[13:19] ---**
There's no way I'd meet one in reality.
**[13:28] ---**
M-Mademoiselle.
**[13:31] ---**
Are you by yourself?
**[13:34] ---**
I-If it pleases you, shall we dance?
**[13:40] ---**
Yes!
**[13:41] ---**
Please, take my hand.
**[13:43] ---**
All right.
**[13:50] ---**
Wow... What a wonderful man...
**[13:57] ---**
O-Oh, no! Midnight!
**[14:00] ---**
The effect of the gun is wearing off! Oh, no!
**[14:03] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[14:04] ---**
Ah... no... I'm afraid I must be going.
May we meet again.
**[14:08] ---**
Ah... wait!
**[14:10] ---**
I'm sorry... Natsumi!
**[14:24] ---**
His shoe...?
**[14:48] ---**
W-Were white briefs a bad choice?
***SIGN*** Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
**[14:52] ---**
Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
***SIGN*** Dried Foods
***SIGN*** Fortune-Telling Fate Judgment
**[14:57] ---**
What a terribly unlucky stroke count
your name has...
**[15:01] ---**
Urgh, urgh, what's this?
You'll fail no matter what you do...
**[15:05] ---**
Gero? Could that be why
my invasions are no good?
**[15:08] ---**
Invasions?
**[15:10] ---**
With a name like this?! Not in a hundred
years, not a chance, not a chance!
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[15:14] ---**
Why not change your name?
**[15:17] ---**
That explains it, sir...
**[15:20] ---**
No wonder things weren't going well for me.
**[15:22] ---**
It was my name that was the problem, sir.
**[15:25] ---**
Your name's hardly the only problem!
**[15:27] ---**
You have more fundamental issues!
**[15:30] ---**
Yup, he's right.
**[15:31] ---**
Well, in any case, I should accept
my flaws and change my name, sir.
**[15:35] ---**
It is free to do, after all.
**[15:37] ---**
But if you change your name, Mr. Sergeant,
the program will need to be renamed, too.
**[15:43] ---**
Are you sure you can decide that
on your own?
**[15:45] ---**
Ahh, I'm sure it'll be fine!
**[15:46] ---**
I've been at it for four years already.
**[15:48] ---**
Seems about the right time
for a title change.
**[15:51] ---**
So, from today, I will be...
**[15:54] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Jean-Claude
**[15:57] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
***SIGN*** Scarlet Todoroki
***SIGN*** Aznable III
**[16:00] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
***SIGN*** ZZZ (Triple Zeta)
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Viva! Viva! Viva!
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From today, I will be...
Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki
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Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
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Aznable III ZZZ, sir!
**[16:09] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ
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Huh, you changed your name!
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That's a cool name, Sarge!
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You're on toilet-cleaning duty today,
aren't you? Don't slack off!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ Celebrating My New Name
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Stupid frog.
***SIGN*** Sarge Stupid Frog
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He changed his name to a cool-sounding one,
but no one would call him by it!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #287
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Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #287.
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I think we should start
by getting our activities on tape,
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familiarizing all Pekoponians with us,
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and getting them to accept us, you know?
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Broadcasting on TV or something!
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In that case...
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...why not broadcast that thing we did?
You know, that thing?
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I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
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I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Gwaaaarrrr
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I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku
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Hi-yah!
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The company vacation was to Keron.
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Nahhh, I don't think anime's gonna do it.
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You know, adults don't give
anime the proper respect.
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Except for a limited number of fanatics.
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It's true that hard-headed adults
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will dismiss stuff as being for kids
just because it's anime.
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That's it!
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That's why we should make
a live-action version, sir!
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Film our exploits in live action!
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I mean, that's how they do
the Hollywood movies, right?
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Like *Spader-Man* and *Trankformers!*
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They used to be cartoons and comics,
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but just 'cause they're live action, adults
treat them as movies they could watch on a date!
***SIGN*** And so!!
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And so!
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
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*Keroro Gunsou* the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hinata
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Kero, kero, kero! Forward ho!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
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To conquer Earth!
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Gero gero gero gero!
Tama tama tama tama!
***SIGN*** Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
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Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
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What? The bathtub's broken?
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Yes.
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I've been thinking it wasn't
acting right for a while.
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But it's cold today,
and I wanted to have a warm bath...
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Well, it's been a while. Why don't we all
go to a public bath together?
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Gero? Battle?
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I am pretty sure I just heard "public battle."
***SIGN*** Battle
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B-Battle?!
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You are sure you heard them saying
"Let's go to a public battle together"?
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Don't tell me... after all this time,
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they plan to strike all at once?!
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Well, it's not necessarily the case
that they intend to fight us, sir.
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They only said they would go
to battle together, so...
***SIGN*** Battle
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Perhaps they are entering into
combat with another tribe?
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Or, like, combat training?
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In any case... it seems there
is a need to tail them.
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It really has been a while!
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Yeah!
***SIGN*** Tatami Store
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Giro.
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Owwww.
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Wh-What's this?
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What is that ginormous anti-air cannon?!
***SIGN*** Bath
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Gero.
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
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Is this a battle segregated
by men and women?
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In that case,
the one we must investigate
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is the faction containing Lady Natsumi and
Lady Mom, who have the highest combat ability.
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L-Let's go, then.
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Right!
***SIGN*** Bath
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Nats—
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You dirty...!
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I seeee... so "battle" referred to a bath!
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What a misleading name.
***SIGN*** Bath
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You don't see these retro types of baths
around much anymore, though.
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I come on occasion with Koyuki-dono.
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When it is early, and there is no one else around,
we can take our time.
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I see.
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Natsumi-san, let's wash each other!
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Wha?!
**[19:48] ---**
W-Wait a minute, Koyuki-chan...
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C-Certainly...
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...this thing called a spa has its...
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But it is smaller than the
baths at the Nishizawa house.
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Hey, Tama-pest!
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I told you to tell me if there's
gonna be an event like this!
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N-Nishizawa-san?!
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Ah... I... I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
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This one was the men's bath, wasn't it?
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Huh? I didn't know you were all here!
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What brings all this about?
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Oh! This is a surprise, Master Saburo!
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Let's all warm up together, sir!
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Huh?! Saburo-senpai?!
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It looks like everyone's here.
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Or, like, reserved party?
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Ahh, this is nice...
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This is something I'd like
to see in live-action...
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Saburo-senpai...
***SIGN***
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And so, by popular demand!
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Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero!
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Ah... no... not what I meant...
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I wonder who that man was...
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Whoever the shoe fits perfectly...
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That's kind of like Cinderella!
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Should I... use this gun one more time...
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Or should I not...
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That is the issue.
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Ah! It's a perfect fit!
**[21:17] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[21:18] ---**
B-But who?!
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I heard that I could get a
shoe here if it fit perfectly!
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**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
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Kinou anna ni ganbatte
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Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
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I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
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Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
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Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
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Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
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Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
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In moderately high humidity,
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Shitsudo takame de
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I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
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Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
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Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
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Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
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Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
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Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
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I'll put together plastic models.
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puramo kumitateru
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Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
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Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
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Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
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Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
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Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
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It is Dororo.
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No matter what a frugal life I lead,
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I am always at peace in my heart.
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I believe that was all
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instilled in me by the luxurious family
environment in which I lived as a child...
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Never mind that!
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Drills are the souls of men!
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Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
***SIGN*** All Fired-Up
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"Zeroro: Too Many, Sir?"
***SIGN*** Hole
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"Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole
and Dig It Up, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Puncture
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These two episodes. How's that?
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Ge-Gero!