E295 - Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir! / Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    The year is almost at an end.
[01:35] ---
    Sarge appears to be tackling the big
    clean, completely ignoring the invasion.
[01:40] ---
    You have it good, sir.
[01:42] ---
    All you have to do is fuse with
    other robots and become God Keron,
[01:46] ---
    and your power and your speed
    become several times better.
[01:51] ---
    Fusion!
[01:52] ---
    Yes, fusion! That's the answer, sir!
[01:58] ---
    Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir!
[02:03] ---
    Gero ge.
[02:05] ---
    I thank you, men, for gathering here.
[02:08] ---
    Seriously. What do you want from us
    at a stupidly busy time like this?
[02:11] ---
    And, Mr. Sergeant,
    have you packed away your room?
[02:14] ---
    Instead of pouring the
    invasion budget into this set,
[02:17] ---
    I am sure there would have been
    more productive uses for it.
[02:19] ---
    Gero...
[02:20] ---
    Look, I thought up a proper
    invasion operation today, okay?!
[02:24] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[02:25] ---
    Tama?
[02:26] ---
    As an assault trooper for
    the special advance force,
[02:29] ---
    you possess attacks like the Tamama Impact
    with devastating destructive power!
[02:33] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[02:35] ---
    As a mobile infantryman,
[02:36] ---
    you have prowess with a
    wide range of weaponry!
[02:39] ---
    And...
[02:41] ---
    ...Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:43] ---
    As our Tactical Communications Chief,
[02:45] ---
    you specialize in information control and
    the development of an array of weapons!
[02:50] ---
    Men, you all possess superior abilities!
[02:53] ---
    Which brings me to...
[02:54] ---
    ...the Keron Synchro System!
[02:57] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[02:59] ---
    A device for fusing with me, sir.
[03:02] ---
    W-With you?
[03:04] ---
    Correct.
[03:05] ---
    Whether it be the Great Keron,
[03:07] ---
    the God Keron,
[03:08] ---
    or the Musha Kero Robot,
[03:10] ---
    they become stronger when they fuse.
[03:12] ---
    That's the way of the universe!
[03:14] ---
    Which is why we will be putting
    "Operation Fuse Keronians" into action, sir!
SIGN    Operation Fuse Keronians
SIGN    Now Fusing
[03:18] ---
    By fusing with me,
[03:21] ---
    your special abilities
    will be twice, triple... no...
[03:25] ---
    tens of times more powerful!
[03:27] ---
    And then no one
    will stand in our way, sir!
[03:29] ---
    Yay!
[03:30] ---
    I am happy to be able to
    fuse with Mr. Sergeant!
[03:33] ---
    Gerorororon.
[03:35] ---
    Very good.
[03:36] ---
    I will fuse with Private 2nd
    Class Tamama first, sir.
[03:39] ---
    Okay!
[03:41] ---
    Keron Cross!
SIGN    KeroTama Form
[03:52] ---
    KeroTama form.
[03:55] ---
    Is that... all fusing has to be?
[03:57] ---
    How peculiar...
[04:00] ---
    I can feel it! I can feel the power!
[04:03] ---
    It is coursing through my whole body!
[04:05] ---
    I'm clearly powered-up, sir!
[04:07] ---
    All right!
[04:09] ---
    To start with,
[04:10] ---
    we'll try it out on Natsumigeddon!
[04:15] ---
    What's for dinner tonight?
[04:17] ---
    By popular demand: Hamburg steak!
[04:20] ---
    Gerorororon.
[04:24] ---
    What are you two doing?
[04:26] ---
    Did Kululu experiment on you again?
[04:29] ---
    Natsumigeddon,
    tonight at last we will get you!
[04:32] ---
    We have fused and powered up, ma'am!
[04:35] ---
    S-So that's what you've done.
[04:37] ---
    So let's get this started.
[04:39] ---
    Super...
[04:40] ---
    ...Tamama...
[04:41] ---
    ...Impact!
[04:49] ---
    Wow! It's cooked just right!
[04:53] ---
    You come in pretty useful sometimes!
[04:56] ---
    U-Uh, well... you're welcome...
[04:58] ---
    why is this?
[05:00] ---
    Not only have we not
    defeated Natsumigeddon...
[05:02] ---
    ...we helped her prepare dinner, sir!
SIGN    KeroTama Form
[05:08] ---
    Gero ge.
[05:10] ---
    So.
[05:12] ---
    My fusion with Private Tamama ended
    in an unfortunate manner, sir,
[05:15] ---
    but the real deal starts now!
[05:17] ---
    Number two will be...
[05:19] ---
    ...Corporal Giroro!
[05:20] ---
    M-Me?!
[05:21] ---
    N-No, I'll... pass...
[05:23] ---
    Come to think of it, I do
    remember something like this...
SIGN    Fusion
[05:26] ---
    I am absolutely against this, got it?!
[05:28] ---
    I steadfastly refuse!
[05:30] ---
    Keron Cross!
[05:31] ---
    Darn it!
SIGN    KeroGiro Form
[05:38] ---
    KeroGiro form.
[05:42] ---
    Gerorororon.
[05:44] ---
    What is it this time?
[05:47] ---
    The corporal next, huh...
[05:48] ---
    Lady Natsumi,
[05:49] ---
    there's no escaping it,
    we're fated to fight, ma'am!
[05:53] ---
    I'll show you my weaponry techniques,
    now tens of times stronger!
[05:57] ---
    Again?!
[05:58] ---
    Roar, tempestuous wind!
[06:00] ---
    Burn, incandescent flame!
[06:01] ---
    Burning Storm!
[06:06] ---
    Uhh... this goes... here.
[06:10] ---
    Perfectly cooked again!
[06:13] ---
    I think I'll let you choose
    what we have for dinner tomorrow!
[06:17] ---
    Ah... thank you...
SIGN    KeroGiro Form
[06:22] ---
    Gero ge.
[06:24] ---
    This must be some kind of mistake.
[06:26] ---
    Next!
[06:28] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:29] ---
    All right, fine.
[06:31] ---
    Even if I said no, you'd
    just make me do it anyway.
[06:33] ---
    Keron Cross!
SIGN    KeroKulu Form
[06:38] ---
    KeroKulu form.
[06:40] ---
    What a success!
[06:41] ---
    Gerorororon.
[06:43] ---
    Huh?
[06:44] ---
    Stupid frog, I thought you said
    you didn't want dinner tonight?
[06:47] ---
    Uh, that's not why I'm here...
[06:49] ---
    Then why?
[06:52] ---
    We've been badly underestimated, sir.
[06:54] ---
    Lemme show you the
    prodigious tech power of Keron,
[06:57] ---
    upgraded to megaultragenius levels, nyo!
[07:02] ---
    Finished!
[07:05] ---
    The "If my wishes can be true" Gun!
[07:07] ---
    This thing can grant
    just one wish, any wish!
[07:12] ---
    What?
[07:13] ---
    Now then... What kind of
    wish should I make?
[07:16] ---
    Invade Pekopon in one try, sir?
[07:18] ---
    I dare you! If you think you can!
[07:22] ---
    Then that is what I will do!
[07:26] ---
    Boom!
[07:33] ---
    Okay, one more try.
[07:36] ---
    Huh? This smells like...
SIGN    Hamburg Curry
[07:38] ---
    Hamburg curry.
[07:39] ---
    Huh?
[07:40] ---
    Sis, when did you make a curry?
[07:43] ---
    Uhh... I'm not quite sure myself.
[07:46] ---
    Wait, so, your request for tomorrow
[07:48] ---
    is going to be Hamburg curry, then?
[07:50] ---
    Huh? Uh... er...
[07:52] ---
    ...yeah, Hamburg curry, please.
SIGN    KeroKulu Form
[07:58] ---
    Gero ge!
[08:00] ---
    Then it's time for the last resort!
[08:02] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:03] ---
    Huh?! Me?!
[08:05] ---
    Thank you for not forgetting
    about me, Keroro-kun!
[08:09] ---
    Keron Cross!
SIGN    KeroDoro Form
[08:13] ---
    KeroDoro form.
[08:15] ---
    Time to eat!
[08:16] ---
    Gerorororon.
[08:18] ---
    Again?
[08:19] ---
    What?
[08:21] ---
    You want dinner, after all?
[08:23] ---
    Tell me earlier next time.
[08:25] ---
    This time it's Dororo...
[08:27] ---
    Natsumigeddon, our honorable
    battle is not yet resolved!
[08:30] ---
    Observe this KeroDoro Ninja Art:
[08:31] ---
    Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu!
SIGN    Rin Pyou Tou Sha Kai Jin Retsu Zai Zen
[08:33] ---
    Rin Pyou Tou Sha Kai Jin Retsu Zai Zen!
[08:37] ---
    Hey!
[08:38] ---
    What are you planning this time?!
[08:39] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[08:41] ---
    Fear my powered-up techniques...
[08:43] ---
    What do you think of me now?!
[08:46] ---
    Kerorom!
[08:52] ---
    Cooking!
[08:53] ---
    Laundry!
[08:54] ---
    Cleaning the floor!
[08:55] ---
    Ah, I'm so busy!
    Excuse me, you're in the way!
[08:58] ---
    Here you go!
[09:01] ---
    Ah... thanks...
[09:03] ---
    Well, this doesn't happen often.
    Shall we accept their generosity?
[09:05] ---
    Yeah...
SIGN    KeroDoro Form
[09:12] ---
    Wh-What's going on, sir?
[09:14] ---
    All of your abilities are
    clearly powered up.
[09:18] ---
    What in the world could the problem be, sir?!
[09:22] ---
    M-Me?
[09:23] ---
    What else?
[09:25] ---
    Well, I vaguely realized it already.
[09:30] ---
    I can't accept that I was the one
    holding you all back, sir!
[09:34] ---
    Then why don't we all try
    a fusion with you excluded?
[09:38] ---
    Let's do this, Private Tamama.
[09:40] ---
    Okay!
[09:41] ---
    Then we shall also participate.
[09:43] ---
    Tch. I wanted to fuse with
    the red guy, not the blue guy.
[09:47] ---
    Keron Cross!
[09:50] ---
    Keron Cross!
SIGN    TamaGiro Form
[09:54] ---
    TamaGiro form.
SIGN    KuluDoro Form
[09:56] ---
    KuluDoro form.
[09:58] ---
    Gero!
[09:59] ---
    I'm the only one left out, sir?!
SIGN    Natsumi is mine.
    Natsumi is mine.
     Saburo can't have her.
SIGN    Mr. Sergeant is mine.
    Mr. Sergeant is mine.
    That woman can't have him.
[10:02] ---
    Natsumi is mine.
[10:02] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is mine.
[10:03] ---
    Gero?!
[10:03] ---
    Natsumi is mine.
[10:03] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is mine.
[10:05] ---
    Saburo can't have her.
[10:06] ---
    Tamama and Giroro's jealous hearts...
[10:06] ---
    That woman can't have him.
[10:08] ---
    Jealousy! Unforgivable!
[10:08] ---
    ...have ultra-powered up, sir!
[10:08] ---
    Why... Why is it Saburo...
[10:10] ---
    Super...
[10:11] ---
    ...Jealousy...
SIGN    So jealous Always you I want it, too Me too So lucky Unfair
[10:12] ---
    ...Shot!!
SIGN    So jealous Always you I want it, too Me too So lucky Unfair
[10:14] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Screeeeeeeeeee
SIGN    So mean
    So mean
    So mean
[10:16] ---
    So mean... so mean...
[10:18] ---
    Gero?
[10:18] ---
    Some...day... I... will...
    have... my... re...venge...
SIGN    Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SIGN    Vengeance
    Vengeance
    Vengeance
[10:21] ---
    Dororo's trauma and Kululu's loathsome,
    crafty, dismal nature have powered up, sir!
[10:27] ---
    Did you see that, Mr. Sergeant?
[10:28] ---
    This is what fusing is like without you!
[10:30] ---
    I feel tens of times as powerful.
    What a success!
[10:33] ---
    And if we henceforth
    proceed to fuse further...
[10:36] ---
    ...betcha we'll get even more powerful.
[10:38] ---
    A-Are you serious?!
[10:40] ---
    Let's do this!
[10:41] ---
    Okay!
[10:42] ---
    Nin!
[10:44] ---
    Keron Cross!
[10:48] ---
    I don't wanna be left out!
[10:51] ---
    That was delicious!
[10:53] ---
    Gerorororon.
[10:55] ---
    Ah, stupid frog!
[10:57] ---
    Dinner really was delicious. Than—
[11:00] ---
    In all my research of the occult...
[11:02] ---
    ...I've never seen a
    creature so disturbing!
[11:05] ---
    What on Earth is this?!
[11:07] ---
    Don't show me something grotesque
    like this just after I've eaten!
[11:12] ---
    Complete!
SIGN    The Most Powerful Fused Keronian!!
[11:13] ---
    The most powerful fused Keronian!
[11:17] ---
    Isn't our army overwhelming?
[11:21] ---
    Could this be...
[11:22] ---
    We can do this! We can do this!
SIGN    Most Powerful
[11:24] ---
    Less "most powerful," and more...
SIGN    Most Terrifying
[11:26] ---
    ..."most terrifying."
[11:27] ---
    Indeed.
[11:28] ---
    Now Pekopon is mine!
[11:40] ---
    What? What happened suddenly?
[11:42] ---
    He's slipping on the banana peel
    on the table over and over!
[11:46] ---
    Wait, those legs...
[11:48] ---
    Gero!
[11:50] ---
    Keroro! You're the cause,
    as we all suspected!
[11:53] ---
    What do you want from me?
    The banana peel was right there!
[11:56] ---
    Once fused, Sarge's comedian's soul
[11:58] ---
    is also tens of times more powerful.
[12:01] ---
    I'm slipping much further
    than normal today, sir!
[12:04] ---
    And thus passed another of Sarge's
    valuable days at the end of the year.
SIGN    Unneeded Needed
[12:16] ---
    I don't need this one.
[12:18] ---
    I do need this one.
[12:22] ---
    Okay, next.
SIGN    Unneeded
SIGN    Poly-cap As
[12:25] ---
    Poly-cap As.
SIGN    Needed
[12:26] ---
    Well... guess I don't need this.
[12:29] ---
    But what if I run out of poly-caps?
SIGN    Unnee ...
[12:32] ---
    Yeah, I need this one.
[12:34] ---
    Gero?
[12:36] ---
    What day was it today, stupid frog?
[12:39] ---
    D-December 31st?
[12:42] ---
    Yes.
[12:43] ---
    So when are you going to have
    this room cleared up by?
[12:46] ---
    Well, of course, that will be done ASAP.
[12:49] ---
    All right, fine!
[12:50] ---
    I'll clean up for you.
[12:53] ---
    Don't need any of it!
[13:00] ---
    Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!
[13:06] ---
    Do your best! Don't be beaten!
[13:10] ---
    Lady Natsumi doesn't understand
    male pleasures, sir...
[13:15] ---
    
SIGN    Kamehyou We Buy Anything
[13:17] ---
    Kamehyou will buy all my unneeded weapons,
    manga magazines, even precious metals.
[13:23] ---
    If I sell off these countless items
    now treated as trash by Lady Natsumi,
[13:28] ---
    I'll be able to buy dozens of
    new Gundam models for sure.
[13:32] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Kamehyou Sell-off Center
[13:36] ---
    Thank you for your patronage!
SIGN    Kamehyou Sell-off Center
SIGN    One
    hundred
    and
    thirty-five
    yen,
     exactly
[13:39] ---
    135 yen...
SIGN    All-you-can-fit Weaponry 50,000 yen
SIGN    Weapon Corner Mega Value SALE Now Going
SIGN    Everything in the cart 1,000 yen
[13:43] ---
    The ones we have over here are very cheap.
SIGN    Mega Sale Everything Just 10,000 Yen
[13:46] ---
    Oh, this'n's a steal, ain't it? I'll take it.
[13:49] ---
    135 yen...
[13:51] ---
    That is what you call dirt cheap.
[13:55] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Press me!
[13:58] ---
    Wh-What is this, sir?!
[14:00] ---
    This overwhelming presence!
[14:03] ---
    Could it be... that it is
    showing me the way, sir?
SIGN    Bonkers Value 125 YEN * Does not come with instruction booklet
[14:09] ---
    Bonkers value! 125 yen!
[14:12] ---
    125 yen!
SIGN    Super Mega Value Everything 10,000 Yen
[14:14] ---
    I'd have ten yen left over.
[14:18] ---
    What the heck?!
[14:20] ---
    You dumbo, are you telling me you gathered
    us all here just to show us this thing?!
[14:24] ---
    Indeed, sir!
[14:25] ---
    What in the blue blazes
    is this mech for?
[14:29] ---
    This mech...
[14:30] ---
    This mech...
[14:32] ---
    This mech...
[14:33] ---
    Th-This mech...?
[14:36] ---
    I dunno! Tee hee!
[14:40] ---
    You dumbo, you bought a mech
    you don't even know how to use?!
[14:44] ---
    B-But it was 125 yen...
[14:46] ---
    Did it not at least have the instructions?
[14:49] ---
    Come on... if it had, it would've
    sold for more.
[14:52] ---
    Probably.
[14:53] ---
    If you don't know how to use it,
[14:55] ---
    then its benefits will be squandered.
[14:57] ---
    And you went to sell your junk because Natsumi-san
    got mad at you for not cleaning the room,
SIGN    Squeeeeeeze
[15:03] ---
    but there's even less space in
    here now than before, isn't there?
[15:07] ---
    Non-non-non-non.
[15:09] ---
    Amateurs...
[15:10] ---
    What?!
[15:11] ---
    Look more closely, sir!
[15:13] ---
    Look at its foreboding design.
[15:15] ---
    Do you not think it is exuding
    a particularly dangerous aura?!
[15:19] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[15:21] ---
    I would have to agree that it's abnormal.
[15:24] ---
    Yes!
[15:25] ---
    I bet that if we can master
    how to use this thing,
[15:27] ---
    we'll definitely slide into base and finish
    the invasion before the year's out, sir!
SIGN    Invasion Complete!
[15:32] ---
    Definitely!
[15:34] ---
    Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[15:39] ---
    Every time I've gone back
    to my home for the New Year,
[15:41] ---
    the Pekopon invasion's never progressed,
[15:43] ---
    and I've ended up having to eat the New Year's
    foods in an awwwwkward atmosphere,
SIGN    Congratulations on a successful invasion!
[15:47] ---
    but if you're telling me the truth, this year,
    we'll get back that cheerful dinner table!
[15:52] ---
    Let's get right to solving how to use it!
[15:54] ---
    Okay! Now it is Yellow Teacher's turn!
[15:57] ---
    Huh?
[15:57] ---
    Where is Kululu-senpai?
[15:59] ---
    How could he not be here
    at such a crucial time?
SIGN    Curry Kukkuu
SIGN    Staff
[16:03] ---
    Ergh, screw working on December 31st.
[16:06] ---
    They think this is some kinda anime company?
[16:10] ---
    But what kinds of features
    does this mech have?
[16:14] ---
    Perhaps it instantaneously freezes a
    planet and sends it into an ice age!
[16:17] ---
    Or, like, instant freezing?
[16:19] ---
    Or, maybe it reverses the planet's spin,
[16:23] ---
    and causes a cataclysm!
[16:25] ---
    Maybe it's a time machine
    capable of changing history!
[16:30] ---
    Anyway, it needs investigation, sir!
SIGN    Press me!
[16:35] ---
    Way too suspicious, sir.
[16:37] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:38] ---
    Gero?
[16:39] ---
    Is this an activation lever or something?
[16:43] ---
    Let us pull it and see what happens!
[16:45] ---
    No, sir!
[16:46] ---
    Tama...
[16:47] ---
    If you fiddle with it carelessly,
[16:48] ---
    you'll have to pay me back if you break it.
[16:50] ---
    You gonna buy me another identical one? Well?
[16:52] ---
    S-Sorry.
[16:56] ---
    What's going on here?!
[16:57] ---
    What'd you do to it?!
[16:59] ---
    W-Well...
[17:01] ---
    I... I just...
[17:02] ---
    I found a coin-slot type thing, so...
[17:05] ---
    ...I put a single yen in.
[17:08] ---
    Um, Giroro, are you an idiot?
[17:10] ---
    We don't even know what
    this mech's purpose is.
[17:13] ---
    Oh, I forgot.
[17:15] ---
    You are an idiot. That's why
    Lady Natsumi never takes you seriously.
SIGN    Idiot
[17:21] ---
    I-It's hard...
[17:24] ---
    Hey, Dororo!
[17:26] ---
    Don't swing your katana at it!
[17:28] ---
    If it triggers some kind of sensor,
[17:31] ---
    we might end up in serious trouble,
    you know, sir?
[17:33] ---
    Oh, I forgot.
SIGN    Kuuki Yomenai (Can't Read The Atmosphere) KY
[17:35] ---
    You can't read the atmosphere, can you?
[17:37] ---
    So you can't help it.
[17:38] ---
    I... I cannot read the atmosphere?
SIGN    Socially Oblivious Idiot
[17:43] ---
    It is going to be the New Year
    at this rate, you know?
SIGN    Idiot Socially Oblivious
[17:47] ---
    I... think it's time I began preparations
    for returning to my village.
[17:51] ---
    M-Me, too.
[17:52] ---
    Huh?!
SIGN    Socially Oblivious Idiot
[17:53] ---
    Th-Th-Then... me, too.
[17:55] ---
    Or, like, rush-hour return?
[17:57] ---
    Wait, wait...
[17:59] ---
    You're going home when we don't
    know how to use the mech?
SIGN    Idiot Socially Oblivious
[18:02] ---
    Yeah...
[18:03] ---
    'Cause I'm an idiot... I probably
    won't come in useful.
[18:06] ---
    Since I cannot read the atmosphere,
    I will cause you trouble.
[18:10] ---
    Ah, I... I don't have money right now,
    so I cannot pay you back, so...
[18:14] ---
    You can do it on your own, surely?
[18:18] ---
    See you...
[18:19] ---
    Have a nice New Year...
[18:21] ---
    I get it, sir.
[18:24] ---
    I know why... we couldn't manage
    to invade this year, either.
[18:28] ---
    I see it clearly.
[18:29] ---
    Just like this, the moment we get stuck,
[18:31] ---
    we have been making some excuse
    to postpone the opportunity,
[18:35] ---
    and shying away from seriously
    carrying our job to completion, sir!
[18:39] ---
    Uncle...
[18:41] ---
    All's well that ends well!
[18:43] ---
    Let's end this year feeling
    refreshed and positive!
[18:46] ---
    Everyone!
[18:49] ---
    Might as well go for broke.
[18:51] ---
    We will be unable to greet the
    New Year pleasantly in this state.
[18:53] ---
    Yes!
[18:55] ---
    Or, like, combined accord?
[18:57] ---
    Let's end this year with a bang!
[19:00] ---
    Yeah!
[19:01] ---
    However.
[19:04] ---
    What is this thing already?
[19:05] ---
    No matter which part I look at...
[19:07] ---
    ...I have no idea.
[19:09] ---
    Dunno...
[19:11] ---
    This is terrible!
[19:12] ---
    There are only three minutes
    until the New Year!
[19:14] ---
    What?!
[19:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[19:17] ---
    A-A-At this rate, we'll be dragged into the
    New Year with our invasion uncompleted again!
[19:23] ---
    That's it! It's time for the last resort!
SIGN    Press me!
[19:25] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant!
[19:28] ---
    D-Don't tell me you're actually going to push
    that blatantly suspicious button, you dumbo!
[19:31] ---
    Why cannot we wait
    until Kululu-dono returns?
[19:34] ---
    Yes!
[19:35] ---
    If we were still what we once were,
[19:37] ---
    we may indeed have waited indefinitely
    for a rescue that may never have come!
[19:40] ---
    However!
[19:41] ---
    We must change!
[19:43] ---
    Gulp...
SIGN    Press me!
[19:45] ---
    Click.
[19:50] ---
    This thing, it moves!
[19:59] ---
    Gero!
[20:05] ---
    Gero!
[20:23] ---
    D-Don't tell me this thing is...
[20:26] ---
    Private Tamama!
    Try putting money on that lever, sir!
[20:29] ---
    Okay!
[20:39] ---
    Giroro! Put the full 100 yen
    in the hole, sir!
[20:42] ---
    R-Right...
SIGN    Short of 100,000 yen by
[20:58] ---
    I knew it!
[20:58] ---
    This superweapon is actually...
[21:10] ---
    Password input confirmed.
[21:14] ---
    Tch. This is it?
[21:16] ---
    611 yen.
[21:18] ---
    A...
SIGN    Piggy Bank
[21:19] ---
    A piggy bank...
[21:26] ---
    So.
[21:27] ---
    For another year in a row, the Keroro Platoon
    failed to close it out in a satisfying way.
[21:31] ---
    Well, then, everyone...
[21:33] ---
    Happy New Year!
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN    Happy New Year This year, we shall achieve our conquest!!
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Ah, it's no different this year...
    year-end is so busy, so busy!
[23:11] ---
    Busy doing this, that, and the other!
    So busy you wouldn't believe it!
SIGN    Cheer
SIGN    Happy New Year
[23:15] ---
    The movie, the new series,
[23:16] ---
    why do they all end up at this exact
    time year after year after year?
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    Start stressing yourself out now
    and you won't last, Todoroki-san.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!