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E52 - Keroro Standing on Earth Once Again! / Tamama, Black Tamama

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SIGN    Toad Nebula
[00:01] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
SIGN    58th Planet
SIGN    Space Invasion Force
[00:04] ---
    of the Space Invasion Force of
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
SIGN    Special Advance Team
SIGN    Leader
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[00:08] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[00:10] ---
    There's no way I'll let you
    have your way!
[00:13] ---
    Nishizawa-san's in trouble.
[00:17] ---
    I am Tamama Mk-II!
[00:18] ---
    I am Black Tamama!
[00:20] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, save me!
[00:22] ---
    Come on, Master Fuyuki!
[00:24] ---
    You Pekoponians are like insects.
[00:27] ---
    We're friends, aren't we?!
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[02:02] ---
    Early in the 21st century,
[02:03] ---
    Earth faced a threat from
    unknown extra-terrestrial life forms.
[02:20] ---
    The evil reach of these invaders
[02:22] ---
    touched the skies,
[02:24] ---
    and the seas,
[02:25] ---
    and even the towns where people lived,
    swooping down mercilessly!
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Kulukulukulu... Girogirogiro... Tamatamatama...
[02:38] ---
    Upwards of a year later,
[02:40] ---
    the conflict between Earthlings
    and the extra-terrestrial life forms
[02:43] ---
    showed signs of quieting down,
[02:44] ---
    and the world had welcomed
    a brief period of peace.
SIGN    Gu-boing
SIGN    Gu-boing
[03:18] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, you stay here.
[03:21] ---
    Roger.
SIGN    Glitch
[03:31] ---
    Gero?!
[03:43] ---
    Gero!
[03:50] ---
    The Kero Ball...
[03:52] ---
    As long as I have this...
SIGN    Gerori
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[03:57] ---
    Yes! We know this repulsive laugh!
[04:01] ---
    We know this eerie, hollow gaze!
[04:05] ---
    The dreaded invader has
    touched down on Earth once again.
[04:09] ---
    His name is...
[04:12] ---
    Keroro Rising Once Again, Sir!
[04:20] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[04:23] ---
    Fuyuki!
[04:25] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?!
[04:31] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki, first-year student
    in middle school.
[04:33] ---
    He loves the occult more than anything.
[04:35] ---
    Don't introduce me in
    a lame scene like this!
[04:39] ---
    His grades are extremely average.
[04:41] ---
    And he is absolutely terrible at sports.
[04:43] ---
    Sis, what's all the fuss about?
[04:45] ---
    Fuyuki, we've got a major
    problem with the fridge!
[04:49] ---
    Hinata Natsumi.
[04:51] ---
    Excellent in both academics and athletics,
[04:53] ---
    she is a second-year student
    in middle school.
[04:54] ---
    Her three sizes are...
[04:55] ---
    Okay, stop right there!
[04:56] ---
    Pardon me.
[04:58] ---
    So, what's up with the fridge?
[05:00] ---
    Check this out!
SIGN    Whoosh
[05:03] ---
    See? And everything
    in there is frozen rock solid!
[05:07] ---
    I wonder if it's broken.
[05:09] ---
    But even if it were...
SIGN    Bwonk!
SIGN    Bwonk
SIGN    Bwonk
[05:13] ---
    The sink keeps making ominous noises!
SIGN    Bwonk
SIGN    Bwonk
[05:16] ---
    It's not like we even drained our
    yakisoba cup noodles down the sink.
SIGN    Bwonk
SIGN    Bwonk
[05:19] ---
    So, why?
SIGN    Bwonk
SIGN    Bwonk
[05:21] ---
    A guest?
SIGN    Bwonk
SIGN    Ding dong
[05:22] ---
    Coming! Who is...
SIGN    Ding dong
SIGN    Hinata
SIGN    Ding dong
SIGN    Ding dong
[05:29] ---
    That's strange.
    There's no one there.
SIGN    Scuttle Scuttle
SIGN    Kricka Kricka Kricka
SIGN    Drag
SIGN    Drag
SIGN    Squich
SIGN    Squich
SIGN    Squich
SIGN    Klaka Klaka Klaka
SIGN    Ka-pong
[05:41] ---
    Th-This is...
[05:43] ---
    We're hearing weird noises
    from all over the house!
[05:46] ---
    This is what people call
    a poltergeist phenomenon!
[05:49] ---
    Wrong!
[05:50] ---
    There's only one person
    who would harass us like this!
[05:53] ---
    Hey! You stupid frog! Come on out!
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Gu-boing
[06:03] ---
    That's...
[06:04] ---
    Dressed up in some wacko cosplay again...
[06:08] ---
    My foolish Pekoponian friends,
[06:11] ---
    how did you feel waking up this morning?
[06:14] ---
    Enough of this ridiculous act!
     Show your face already!
[06:18] ---
    Gero...
[06:19] ---
    I knew you were behind this, you stupid frog!
[06:22] ---
    Huh? "Stupid frog"? Who's that?
[06:28] ---
    Gero.
[06:30] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
SIGN    Toad Nebula
SIGN    58th Planet
SIGN    Space Invasion Force
[06:35] ---
    of the Space Invasion Force of
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
SIGN    Special Advance Team
SIGN    Leader
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[06:42] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[06:44] ---
    Isn't it kind of late for that?
[06:46] ---
    What in the world is going on here, Sarge?
[06:48] ---
    Gero gerori.
[06:49] ---
    Thus far, I have blended in
    with the Hinata family,
[06:51] ---
    behaving as though I were a
    model hard worker, but that was all an act!
[06:55] ---
    It was a performance to lower the guards
    of you foolish Pekoponians!
[07:00] ---
    You seemed to be enjoying yourself
    an awful lot for all that.
SIGN    Eep
[07:02] ---
    Gero!
[07:03] ---
    Besides, you slacked off all the time.
[07:05] ---
    Gero gero.
[07:07] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, bring it to me!
[07:09] ---
    You got it.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku...
[07:13] ---
    Hey!
[07:14] ---
    That's that dangerous ball!
[07:16] ---
    Sarge, you took it without our permission?!
[07:18] ---
    The ultimate all-purpose item,
    given only to COs of the Keron Army,
[07:23] ---
    the Kero Ball!
[07:24] ---
    With this back in my possession,
    I am now invincible!
SIGN    Bwonk
[07:29] ---
    Listen to that!
    You can hear them, can't you?
SIGN    Bwonk
SIGN    Bwonk
[07:31] ---
    My minions, summoned from all
    across the universe by the Kero Ball,
SIGN    Whoosh
[07:34] ---
    skulking about the house!
SIGN    Ding dong
SIGN    Ding dong
SIGN    Squich
SIGN    Squich
[07:37] ---
    This house is already practically
    under my control, sir!
SIGN    Ka-pong
[07:44] ---
    They're so noisy!
[07:45] ---
    Gero gerori!
[07:47] ---
    It would be in your best interest to
    surrender without a fight, ma'am.
[07:50] ---
    Get real!
[07:51] ---
    Gero.
[07:52] ---
    And click.
[07:55] ---
    What?!
[08:00] ---
    Huh?! What's going on?!
[08:02] ---
    That's so mean, Sarge!
[08:04] ---
    Take that, and that!
[08:07] ---
    Hey, stop that!
[08:09] ---
    Kiss my butt, sir!
[08:12] ---
    Once more, I will take
    the Hinata residence
[08:13] ---
    as the forward base for
    the invasion of Pekopon,
[08:16] ---
    and you people will
    become my puppets, sir!
[08:19] ---
    There's no way I'll let you
    have your way!
[08:24] ---
    Gero gerori!
[08:26] ---
    If you don't surrender quickly,
[08:27] ---
    I'll put you in even more
    embarrassing poses.
[08:31] ---
    No matter what, we'll never surrender!
[08:34] ---
    Stop this already, Sarge!
[08:36] ---
    Gero!
[08:37] ---
    We're friends, aren't we?!
SIGN    Friends
[08:41] ---
    F-ri-en-ds!
[08:44] ---
    Friends...
[08:46] ---
    Friends... Friends...
[08:49] ---
    Friends...
[08:51] ---
    Master Fuyuki, this is
    the same pattern as before.
SIGN    Crushed
[08:55] ---
    Take that, and that, and that!
[09:02] ---
    Gero?
[09:03] ---
    Heat source approaching.
[09:04] ---
    Uh oh. This is Hinata Aki's signature.
[09:07] ---
    Gero?! Lady Mom?!
[09:09] ---
    Mom?!
SIGN    Most Powerful Hinata Residence Life Form
[09:10] ---
    The most powerful Hinata
    residence life form: Lady Mom.
[09:13] ---
    I never imagined she'd
    come home at this hour!
[09:17] ---
    Hinata Aki.
[09:18] ---
    Mother to Fuyuki and Natsumi,
[09:20] ---
    and also the editor of the
    manga magazine Shonen Alpha.
[09:24] ---
    Her age is...
[09:24] ---
    ...a secret.
[09:26] ---
    Pardon me.
[09:28] ---
    I'm so glad Mr. Yoshizaki finished up
    his manuscript early again this month.
[09:32] ---
    Gero!
[09:34] ---
    This is the end of your
    ambitious plot, stupid frog.
[09:37] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[09:40] ---
    To us Keronians,
    you Pekoponians are like insects.
SIGN    Wreck
SIGN    Chaos
SIGN    Strike
SIGN    Destroy
[09:45] ---
    Even with Lady Mom, the most
    powerful Hinata, as my opponent,
[09:48] ---
    it's no problem!
[09:52] ---
    But your knees are shaking a little.
SIGN    Shaking
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum
[09:57] ---
    Gero! First strike wins!
[09:59] ---
    Mom!
[10:02] ---
    Go, funnels!
[10:04] ---
    Mom!
SIGN    Unbelievable
[10:19] ---
    Gero! F-For real?!
[10:24] ---
    What are these?
[10:27] ---
    They're alive!
[10:35] ---
    Ow!
SIGN    Hinata
[10:44] ---
    Oh, Kero-chan!
[10:46] ---
    And Kulu-chan, too!
[10:47] ---
    What's going on?
[10:48] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[10:50] ---
    G-Gero...
[10:52] ---
    I-It isn't over yet, sir.
[10:56] ---
    M-My magnificent second season...
SIGN    Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
SIGN    Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
SIGN    Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
SIGN    Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
[11:09] ---
    My Zeta... My Zeta dream!
SIGN    Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
SIGN    April
    Natsumi Keroro Fuyuki Keroro Keroro
[11:22] ---
    Okay, you there! Once you're done,
    go clean up the kitchen.
[11:25] ---
    Yes, ma'am! Right away!
[11:30] ---
    It really does feel good to work hard
    with sweat on your brow!
[11:34] ---
    Thus, Sergeant Keroro's ambitious plot
    crumbled without much of a fight,
[11:38] ---
    and once again, the Kero Ball
[11:39] ---
    fell under the supervision
    of the Hinata family.
[11:42] ---
    Tch.
SIGN    Tch...
[11:44] ---
    Um, by the way, where are the
    other members of your platoon?
SIGN    Gulp...
SIGN    Awkward Silence
[11:50] ---
    Oh? It looks like I asked
    something that I shouldn't have.
[11:54] ---
    Hey! The bath is overflowing!
[11:57] ---
    Yes, ma'am! Coming!
[11:59] ---
    Thus, Sergeant Keroro
    once again found himself living
[12:02] ---
    as a freeloader/maid
     to the Hinata family.
[12:06] ---
    What will this new future hold
    for the Earthlings and aliens?
[12:18] ---
    Now, no sooner did the
    second season begin,
[12:20] ---
    than Sergeant Keroro had his
    ambitious plan shattered with ease.
[12:23] ---
    Dishes are done, sir!
[12:25] ---
    Good work.
[12:27] ---
    Okay, take care of the ironing next.
[12:29] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[12:30] ---
    Just you watch, sir!
[12:33] ---
    Right about now, my loyal subordinate,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, is...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
[12:37] ---
    Right about now...!
[12:41] ---
    Oh, it's Nishizawa-san.
[12:43] ---
    It's from Momoka-chan?
[12:44] ---
    Nice one!
[12:45] ---
    Huh? What?
SIGN    Nishizawa Momoka
[12:49] ---
    Hello?
[12:50] ---
    I am Momoka.
[12:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san?
[12:54] ---
    Something terrible... and dreadful...
[12:57] ---
    Huh?
[12:58] ---
    Please, there is no time for... zzz...
[13:01] ---
    Save me...
[13:02] ---
    Gagagaga...
[13:04] ---
    I am... zzz... Momoka...
[13:07] ---
    ...of the Nishizawa family...
[13:08] ---
    ...Momoka...
[13:10] ---
    Click.
[13:10] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[13:12] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:13] ---
    What could have possibly
    happened to Nishizawa-san?
SIGN    Gu-boing
[13:20] ---
    Tamama: Black Tamama, Sir!
[13:25] ---
    Fuyuki, where are you going?
[13:27] ---
    It looks like Nishizawa-san's in trouble.
[13:29] ---
    See you later!
[13:32] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki-sama, I presume?
[13:34] ---
    I am, but...
[13:35] ---
    We have been waiting for you.
[13:37] ---
    Milady Momoka is in great trouble.
[13:39] ---
    Come, please get in quickly.
[13:41] ---
    Uh, okay.
[13:46] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka-chan is heiress
[13:47] ---
    to the Nishizawa Group,
    a large, world-famous corporation.
[13:52] ---
    She is incredibly rich.
[14:00] ---
    Wow...
[14:02] ---
    What a grand mansion this is...
[14:04] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:06] ---
    That's Nishizawa-san.
[14:10] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[14:14] ---
    What the...?!
[14:21] ---
    Nishizawa-san's home is...
[14:23] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:24] ---
    Huh?
[14:27] ---
    Help me!
[14:29] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[14:31] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san's in big trouble...
[14:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:35] ---
    Hi, Fukki!
[14:37] ---
    Tamama!
[14:39] ---
    Why did Nishizawa-san's home get wrecked?
[14:41] ---
    It did not just "get wrecked."
    I wrecked it!
[14:45] ---
    Oh, I see.
[14:47] ---
    Wait, what?!
[14:50] ---
    I am no longer the cute and lovely
    Tama-chan of yesterday!
SIGN    Heart
SIGN    Evil
[14:59] ---
    I am Tamama Mk-II, and I have awakened
    to honest-to-goodness evil!
[15:03] ---
    I am Black Tamama!
[15:05] ---
    Tama-tama Mk-II?
[15:07] ---
    And I am Nishizawa Momoka, taken hostage!
[15:11] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, save me!
[15:14] ---
    Or something really terrible will happen!
[15:18] ---
    Something really terrible?!
[15:20] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[15:26] ---
    Good work, Private 2nd
    Class Tamama, sir!
[15:29] ---
    Yay! Mr. Sergeant praised me!
[15:32] ---
    Sarge, I thought you'd gone back
    to being the good old, kind sergeant!
[15:37] ---
    You are a fool, Pekoponian!
[15:39] ---
    That was an act to make
    the enemy lower their guard.
[15:44] ---
    While I may have failed to take control
    of the Hinata residence...
[15:47] ---
    Oh, did that not work out?
[15:49] ---
    No...
SIGN    No...
[15:50] ---
    However!
[15:51] ---
    It was because Private 2nd Class
    Tamama's operation was in progress
[15:55] ---
    that I dared to pretend that I had lost!
[15:58] ---
    That's my Mr. Sergeant!
[16:00] ---
    Oh, dear! Never mind all that!
    Hurry up and rescue me!
[16:06] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:07] ---
    This is my trump card,
    the land fortress Ta Mamama Qu!
[16:12] ---
    Tama... ma-ma mama-ku?
[16:15] ---
    This is seriously awesome,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:18] ---
    I had no idea you had
    something this incredible prepared!
[16:21] ---
    Ahem!
[16:22] ---
    Save me, Fuyuki-kun!
[16:25] ---
    Or something so terrible will happen,
    it will be irreparable!
[16:29] ---
    I understand! Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
[16:38] ---
    Look at how Fuyuki-kun is throwing
    himself into doing this for me...
[16:43] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka is deeply touched!
SIGN    Sigh...
[16:53] ---
    It seems like Fuyuki-kun and
    I should be getting closer,
[16:55] ---
    and yet, we remain so far apart.
[16:57] ---
    What can I possibly do to get closer to him?
[17:00] ---
    Momocchi!
[17:01] ---
    Oh, Tama-chan.
[17:03] ---
    Actually, I need to invade
    this house for Mr. Sergeant!
[17:08] ---
    Oh, really?
[17:09] ---
    Yeah! So, we may as well
    join forces while I'm at it!
[17:14] ---
    Join forces?
[17:16] ---
    They called it...
SIGN    Operation Prince Charming!!
[17:17] ---
    ...Operation Prince Charming!
[17:19] ---
    I promised to serve as
    a cupid of love for Momocchi,
[17:22] ---
    and in exchange, I got her to
    make this Ta Mamama Qu for me!
[17:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is my Prince Charming.
[17:31] ---
    Once he's overcome numerous
    obstacles and rescued me,
[17:35] ---
    the distance between us will be instantly...!
[17:40] ---
    Wait! What?!
[17:42] ---
    The distance between
    Momoka-chan and Fuyuki-kun...
[17:45] ---
    ...remains unchanged.
SIGN    Here
[17:46] ---
    Did you think you could storm the
    land fortress Ta Mamama Qu so easily?!
[17:51] ---
    I had not taken into account
    Fukki's lack of physical strength.
[17:56] ---
    Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
[17:58] ---
    This operation's starting
    to go down the tubes!
[18:01] ---
    Paul, do something about it!
[18:03] ---
    Yes, milady.
[18:05] ---
    We have our orders from
    milady Momoka!
[18:07] ---
    Now is the time to demonstrate
    what her personal guard is made of!
[18:10] ---
    Roger!
[18:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:23] ---
    This, I can manage!
[18:24] ---
    I'm coming, Nishizawa-san!
[18:26] ---
    Gero!
[18:27] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[18:29] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[18:33] ---
    You will not get by me, sir!
[18:36] ---
    Tamama Kick!
[18:38] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Passed Out...
[18:39] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this is where we wait
    and watch for the enemy's next move!
[18:43] ---
    Please forgive me, Mr. Sergeant!
[18:45] ---
    This is where Fukki has to do his part!
[18:48] ---
    Hurry, hurry, Fuyuki-kun!
[18:50] ---
    If you don't hurry, something
    totally terrible will happen!
[18:53] ---
    Tama tama tama! It'll be terrible!
[18:56] ---
    Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
[18:58] ---
    Here's the distance between them!
[19:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:02] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:04] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:05] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Oh!
[19:08] ---
    No! I will not let you, sir!
[19:11] ---
    Tamama Chop!
[19:16] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:21] ---
    Catch and shoot!
[19:23] ---
    Roger!
[19:28] ---
    Huh? What's going on here?
[19:30] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, help me!
[19:32] ---
    If you don't hurry, something
    super-terrible's going to happen!
[19:35] ---
    C'mon, now! She said terrible,
     and she means terrible!
[19:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:41] ---
    Gero! Master Fuyuki!
[19:43] ---
    I will not let you!
[19:45] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Gero!
[19:50] ---
    I am sorry, Mr. Sergeant!
[19:53] ---
    Please do not ruin Momocchi's dream!
[19:57] ---
    C'mon, Fukki, get your butt up here!
[20:00] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
SIGN    33m Remaining
[20:02] ---
    Oh, Fuyuki-kun is finally coming to me!
[20:06] ---
    It's no use! I can't run any more!
SIGN    Crushed
[20:10] ---
    Come on, Master Fuyuki!
[20:19] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[20:20] ---
    Huh?
[20:21] ---
    So you came to rescue me?
[20:24] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[20:25] ---
    Oh, the distance between
    Fuyuki-kun and me is just 2 meters now!
[20:30] ---
    Not yet!
[20:31] ---
    It's not over yet, sir!
[20:35] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant!
[20:37] ---
    I am a phoenix!
[20:39] ---
    No matter how many times I am set ablaze,
[20:41] ---
    I will return to life, sir!
[20:43] ---
    Well, all that aside,
[20:44] ---
    I also feel like I heard you say
    something about a Tamama Impact?
[20:47] ---
    Is that right, sir?
SIGN    Gulp
[20:49] ---
    Tama-chan, we're really close here,
    so handle this somehow, okay?
[20:53] ---
    Momocchi...
[20:54] ---
    Hmm?
[20:56] ---
    I am sorry.
[20:57] ---
    What?!
[20:58] ---
    Hey! Tama!
[20:59] ---
    That earlier Tamama Impact
[21:01] ---
    was cover fire, unleashed
    with love for you, Mr. Sergeant!
[21:04] ---
    But my mouth just slipped a little!
[21:07] ---
    Ah, so that's how it was,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[21:09] ---
    Now, Mr. Sergeant, let us fight together!
[21:13] ---
    You two...
[21:16] ---
    Gero?!
[21:21] ---
    Nishizawa-san?!
[21:25] ---
    The dark side!
SIGN    Dark Side
[21:26] ---
    That's right! Momoka in her dark mode...
[21:29] ---
    ...is totally scary.
[21:31] ---
    Oh! I have to go home
    and watch Captain Geroro.
[21:35] ---
    I... I also just remembered
    something urgent I have to do.
[21:38] ---
    Shaddup!
[21:40] ---
    Hold it right there!
[21:42] ---
    Momocchi, I am so sorry!
[21:44] ---
    Th-This is terrible...
[21:47] ---
    Milady...
[21:48] ---
    Operation Prince Charming...
SIGN    Failed
[21:50] ---
    ...failed.
[21:52] ---
    The cost spent on this operation
    was 3.3 billion yen.
[21:54] ---
    Restoring the mansion they wrecked
    will cost 4.1 billion yen!
[21:57] ---
    Hold it!
[21:59] ---
    Gero!
[21:59] ---
    Will Sergeant Keroro and Private
    2nd Class Tamama be able to survive?
[21:59] ---
    Tama!
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara

[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:11] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:11] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:37] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:38] ---
    Well, spring sure is upon us.
[23:41] ---
    Or rather, well, as you saw,
[23:43] ---
    we Keronians have resumed our
    invasion of Pekopon with new vigor,
[23:47] ---
    so are you all ready for it?!
[23:50] ---
    Well, never mind that!
     Next time, we have...
[23:52] ---
    "Keroro: Operation Invade
    the Treasure, Sir!"
[23:55] ---
    "Angol Mois: More More
    Cherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!"
[23:58] ---
    Those two stories. What'dya think?
[24:00] ---
    Ge-Gero!