E339 - Keroro: The Red Light of Terror, Sir! / Keroro: Invasion Plus-Minus, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Yahoo! Yahoo!
[01:33] ---
    What's this?
[01:34] ---
    It seems Natsumi-chan and the sergeant
[01:36] ---
    are out shopping together — a rare sight.
[01:39] ---
    That shop really is the best place
    to buy Gundam models.
[01:43] ---
    And now you will keep up your
    end of the bargain, right?
[01:46] ---
    Of course!
[01:48] ---
    In exchange for taking me out
    to buy a Gundam model,
[01:51] ---
    I cease all invasion activities for a month.
[01:55] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[01:55] ---
    Let's get home, let's get home!
[01:59] ---
    Gero!
[02:04] ---
    Wh-What was that for?
[02:06] ---
    That was dangerous! Jeez!
[02:08] ---
    Gero?
[02:12] ---
    Look, the traffic light.
[02:14] ---
    You wanna get hit?
[02:24] ---
    Wh-What kind of orderly society is this?
[02:27] ---
    The Pekoponians are formidable.
[02:29] ---
    Well, following traffic signals
    is only a matter of course.
[02:34] ---
    Th-This is...
[02:39] ---
    Keroro: The Red Light of Terror, Sir!
[02:46] ---
    That stupid frog's left me exhausted.
[02:49] ---
    He runs right over to
    the toy vending machines
[02:51] ---
    and when he finds a video game,
    he gets engrossed in it, watching along with the kids!
[02:54] ---
    I'm surprised you can tolerate
    hanging out with him, Fuyuki.
[02:56] ---
    Really?
[02:58] ---
    We always have a good time together.
[03:00] ---
    But at least he's promised
    not to invade for a while...
[03:03] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Clang-clang-clang-clang Scratch-scratch-scratch-scratch Rustle-rustle-rustle-rustle Bang-bang-bang-bang
[03:05] ---
    This area?
[03:07] ---
    Maybe a little more to the right...
[03:09] ---
    Gero-gerori!
[03:11] ---
    Sheesh!
[03:12] ---
    He has no intention of keeping his promise!
[03:14] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[03:20] ---
    What is this?
[03:22] ---
    Gero-gerori...
[03:32] ---
    Hey, that was dangerous!
[03:33] ---
    You wanna get hit?
[03:36] ---
    What's this? Is it okay
    to ignore a traffic light?
[03:41] ---
    Disobeying a traffic light?
    I smell a scandal, Natsumi!
[03:45] ---
    Like I'd obey some traffic light
     you clowns made!
[03:48] ---
    Hold it right there!
[03:52] ---
    But it's...
[04:03] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[04:04] ---
    Sis!
[04:06] ---
    I can't go to the bathroom like this!
[04:09] ---
    Just ignore it!
[04:12] ---
    Easy for you to say...
[04:16] ---
    I don't wanna ignore a red light!
[04:19] ---
    I know, right?!
[04:21] ---
    I don't know if I can hold it!
[04:23] ---
    Hang in there, Fuyuki!
[04:26] ---
    Maybe it's about time,
[04:28] ---
    Lady Mois?
[04:29] ---
    Okay, Uncle!
[04:31] ---
    Click!
[04:33] ---
    Saved!
[04:37] ---
    Special delivery!
[04:38] ---
    Coming!
[04:45] ---
    W-Wait just a moment for it to turn green!
[04:48] ---
    Excuse me?
[04:50] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[04:51] ---
    This is working better than I imagined.
[04:54] ---
    Or, like, instant effect?
[04:57] ---
    A plan to torture the Pekoponians
[04:59] ---
    based on one of their own rules!
[05:01] ---
    That is my Mr. Sergeant!
[05:04] ---
    Nonsense!
[05:05] ---
    It's just a prank!
[05:07] ---
    Where are you off to in such
    a hurry, Corporal Giroro?
[05:10] ---
    What?
[05:12] ---
    We invaders and the Pekoponians.
[05:14] ---
    If we all follow the rules,
[05:16] ---
    it'll prevent a tragic accident.
[05:20] ---
    If this plan succeeds,
[05:22] ---
    we'll install Keron-style traffic lights
     all over Pekopon.
SIGN    Safe
[05:26] ---
    We'll make a safe, secure
    invaders' paradise...
SIGN    Secure
SIGN    Invaders' Paradise
[05:30] ---
    ...on Pekopon!
[05:35] ---
    Oh, no, Uncle!
[05:36] ---
    It's Natsumi-san!
[05:37] ---
    Gero!
[05:45] ---
    I made it this far...
[05:47] ---
    Watch me, stupid frog!
[05:52] ---
    This is where it gets real!
[05:54] ---
    Keron-style sign, stand by!
[05:56] ---
    Click!
[05:58] ---
    As long as there isn't a stoplight...
[06:07] ---
    What's this?
[06:08] ---
    I've never seen this sign before.
SIGN    Keron-style Warning Sign
[06:10] ---
    Keron-style warning sign.
SIGN    Beware Crosswinds
[06:13] ---
    Beware of crosswinds.
[06:19] ---
    What's going on here?!
[06:22] ---
    Gero-gerori!
[06:24] ---
    Hey, turn off this wind, stupid frog!
[06:27] ---
    We warned you about it!
[06:31] ---
    It's your fault for not heeding
    the warning, Lady Natsumi!
SIGN    Beware Crosswinds
[06:35] ---
    There's a "beware crosswinds" sign, right?
[06:39] ---
    Ah, so that's what it meant.
SIGN    Weak
SIGN    Medium
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Maximum
[06:41] ---
    The wind's gonna get stronger!
SIGN    Weak
[06:45] ---
    No!
[06:46] ---
    I can't hang on!
[06:49] ---
    No!
[06:55] ---
    Um, Natsumi-chan, what are you doing?
[06:59] ---
    I'm not about to let him beat me!
SIGN    Keron-style Warning Sign
[07:03] ---
    Keron-style warning sign.
SIGN    Steep Downward Slope
[07:05] ---
    Steep downward slope, 72.3 degrees.
[07:10] ---
    72.3 degrees?!
[07:13] ---
    But I can't... hold on...
[07:25] ---
    You're gonna pay for this!
SIGN    Keron-style Warning Sign
[07:31] ---
    Keron-style warning sign.
SIGN    Slippery
[07:33] ---
    Slippery.
[07:34] ---
    Hey! Enough of this!
[07:37] ---
    Again, the sign was right there,
[07:40] ---
    and this is what happens when
    you don't pay attention to it!
[07:42] ---
    Still, Commander-dono,
    are you not overdoing it a bit?
[07:46] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:47] ---
    Traffic rules are important
[07:49] ---
    to ensure a smooth invasion!
[07:52] ---
    Uncle!
[07:53] ---
    Natsumi-san made it past
    the warning sign zone!
[07:56] ---
    However, after that...
[07:59] ---
    Almost there...
SIGN    Bullying is Lame
SIGN    Dangerous People
SIGN    Don't Stop
    
    
    
    
    The Keronian Invasion
SIGN    Regulatory Sign Zone
[08:09] ---
    The Regulatory Sign Zone!
[08:13] ---
    I can't take it anymore...
[08:14] ---
    You can't give up!
[08:21] ---
    Sorry I'm late, Natsumi!
[08:22] ---
    Mom!
[08:25] ---
    Fuyuki told me what's going on.
[08:26] ---
    Hop on!
SIGN    Dangerous People
[08:28] ---
    But with their weird signs,
    even a motorbike...
[08:32] ---
    Look at this!
SIGN    Nitro
[08:34] ---
    Nitro on!
[08:36] ---
    Emergency vehicle coming through!
[08:44] ---
    Wait, what is this?!
[08:48] ---
    You've been outwitted.
[08:50] ---
    According to traffic law on Pekopon,
[08:52] ---
    some of the traffic rules don't apply
[08:56] ---
    to emergency vehicles in motion.
[08:58] ---
    What?!
[09:02] ---
    Mom-san's bike is rapidly approaching!
[09:05] ---
    300 meters to the control room!
[09:08] ---
    200 meters!
[09:10] ---
    100 meters!
[09:15] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:16] ---
    Right!
[09:19] ---
    Halt!
[09:22] ---
    Tamama-san, is that...?
[09:24] ---
    They are phantoms. You must not look.
[09:30] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting...
[09:32] ---
    ...stupid frog.
[09:35] ---
    I... I'm not done yet!
[09:39] ---
    Keron-style indication sign.
[09:41] ---
    All showdowns except for
    baseball are prohibited!
[09:46] ---
    Uh oh! It looks like Lady Natsumi
    is scared to compete with me.
[09:50] ---
    Is Keroro so good at baseball
    that he can have a showdown?
[09:54] ---
    I'm sure he just said that off the top of
    his head, and now he can't take it back.
SIGN    Gulp Gulp
[09:58] ---
    Or, like, total despair?
[10:01] ---
    Like I'm gonna follow your cooked-up
    crackpot rules for the rest of my life?!
[10:05] ---
    I think you should go with it.
[10:07] ---
    Playing by the enemy's crazy rules
    and still beating them to a pulp!
[10:11] ---
    That's what shonen manga's all about!
SIGN    Editor's Soul
[10:14] ---
    An editor's soul!
[10:16] ---
    Come on... You, too, Mom?
[10:18] ---
    Besides...
[10:20] ---
    ...I have absolute faith
    that you'll win, Natsumi.
[10:24] ---
    Mom...
[10:26] ---
    Got it!
[10:31] ---
    All right, bring it on, stupid frog!
[10:37] ---
    This is a one-ball showdown!
[10:39] ---
    Just what I was hoping for.
[10:41] ---
    Super Keroro Golden Special Ball!
[10:46] ---
    There it is! This pattern!
[10:48] ---
    If you think you can hit it,
[10:50] ---
    swing away!
[11:00] ---
    You...!
[11:05] ---
    Gero!
[11:11] ---
    G-Gero...
[11:13] ---
    All right, stupid frog...
[11:16] ---
    I just thought of a Natsumi-style sign.
[11:19] ---
    Gero?
[11:22] ---
    Does this mean...
[11:24] ---
    That's right! Gundam models are prohibited!
[11:26] ---
    Oh, come on!
[11:28] ---
    Please, anything but that!
[11:31] ---
    Forget it!
[11:32] ---
    Let's all follow traffic rules.
[11:36] ---
    If you don't...
[11:37] ---
    ...you're under arrest!
[11:41] ---
    That day, Corporal Giroro
    was unusually angry.
[11:45] ---
    Dang you, Keroro!
[11:46] ---
    Blowing off our weekly invasion meeting!
[11:48] ---
    He doesn't have enough
    self-awareness as a commander!
[11:52] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[11:53] ---
    If I pass this...
[11:55] ---
    ...that happens, huh?
[11:57] ---
    I brought Master Fuyuki
    over to my side. Now I just
[12:00] ---
    have to capture my arch-enemy,
    Hinata Natsumi.
[12:03] ---
    After that, I can...
[12:04] ---
    What are you doing?!
[12:06] ---
    I'm already aiming for
    perfection with the plan,
[12:08] ---
    preparing so it's airtight.
[12:10] ---
    D-Don't tell me you're carrying out
    an invasion plan on your own?!
[12:14] ---
    I... I may have had the wrong idea!
[12:17] ---
    What?
[12:18] ---
    You were seriously thinking
    about the invasion, right?!
[12:21] ---
    You were, right?!
[12:24] ---
    I'm hooked on Invasion Plus-Minus,
    an invasion simulation
SIGN    Invasion Plus-Minus
[12:28] ---
    that's really popular back on Keron.
[12:31] ---
    Whoa! It keeps you busy when
    you're in real-time mode.
[12:34] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:36] ---
    Corporal Giroro couldn't say
    anything else after that.
[12:42] ---
    Keroro: Invasion Plus-Minus, Sir!
SIGN    Kululu
[12:48] ---
    Sheesh!
[12:50] ---
    It's inexcusable for him to be so addicted to
    that game that he blows off the invasion meeting!
[12:54] ---
    Nah, have to disagree. Look.
[12:58] ---
    That game is an incredibly realistic
    recreation of an invasion.
[13:02] ---
    And with 3D graphics on top,
    it's selling like hotcakes.
[13:05] ---
    Actually, there are many cases
    of successful invasions
[13:08] ---
    thanks to doing a dry run with that game.
[13:12] ---
    What?!
[13:13] ---
    Maybe I'll start by digging out the
    weakness of the hated Hinata Natsumi.
[13:19] ---
    There!
[13:22] ---
    Jeez, what are you doing, stupid frog?
[13:25] ---
    Gero!
[13:29] ---
    Th-That's 3D graphics for you.
[13:32] ---
    But I won't give in here.
[13:35] ---
    There! Poke-poke!
[13:36] ---
    What are you doing?!
[13:38] ---
    That tickles!
[13:43] ---
    The game can accurately recreate
    the planet being targeted for invasion,
[13:47] ---
    as well as the characteristics
    of enemy life forms.
[13:51] ---
    Accurately, you say?
[13:53] ---
    Have recent games evolved that far?
SIGN    Invasion Plus-Minus
[13:56] ---
    How about it, Giroro-senpai? I have a copy.
[13:59] ---
    I don't play video games!
[14:08] ---
    It's worth the pain, since I finally
    figured out Hinata Natsumi's weakness.
[14:12] ---
    There!
[14:13] ---
    This is it, right? Take that!
[14:15] ---
    No! Don't poke me there!
[14:18] ---
    Then how about here?
[14:20] ---
    How about here?!
[14:21] ---
    Please forgive me!
[14:23] ---
    Don't! That tickles!
[14:24] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:25] ---
    I have nothing to fear from Hinata Natsumi!
[14:25] ---
    I can't take it!
[14:29] ---
    Now that I know the weakness
    of the hated Hinata Natsumi,
[14:33] ---
    I can move on to the invasion plan!
[14:36] ---
    It says to choose a plan that I like
    from the menu options.
SIGN    Hidden Camera Plan Involving Something Slimy
[14:40] ---
    Hidden Camera Plan Involving Something Slimy.
SIGN    Rubber Bites Into the Waist Plan
[14:42] ---
    Rubber Bites Into the Waist Plan.
SIGN    Vulcan In That Place Plan
[14:44] ---
    Vulcan In That Place Plan!
[14:47] ---
    Even the plans are perfect!
[14:50] ---
    I can't wait!
[14:51] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[14:52] ---
    This plan, that plan...
[14:52] ---
    I brought over lots of delicious snacks!
[14:55] ---
    Let us eat these together!
[14:55] ---
    Choose one...
[14:57] ---
    I'm busy right now!
[14:58] ---
    Gong!
[15:00] ---
    R-Really?!
[15:02] ---
    You choose a video game over me?!
[15:06] ---
    Tamama...
[15:07] ---
    Mr. Corporal...
[15:08] ---
    Right now, Keroro is desperately
    trying to invade Pekopon.
[15:13] ---
    But it's just a video game.
[15:15] ---
    Video game or not,
    an invasion is an invasion.
[15:17] ---
    If he succeeds with the invasion in the game,
[15:21] ---
    it may mature him.
[15:23] ---
    That's enough!
[15:25] ---
    The plan failed!
[15:29] ---
    G-Gero...
[15:31] ---
    My invasion strength is dwindling...
[15:34] ---
    But I can't give up here...
[15:37] ---
    Keroro, I won't say anything.
[15:40] ---
    Throw everything you've got
    into that little reality!
[15:41] ---
    The upper limit to my invasion
    strength has increased!
[15:44] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[15:46] ---
    Thanks to increasing my invasion strength,
[15:48] ---
    I've succeeded in making an ally
    out of Master Fuyuki, too.
[15:51] ---
    And now it's possible to use
    an even higher-level plan.
[15:54] ---
    After that, the sergeant became
    even more devoted to the game.
[16:00] ---
    The crux of this game is its real-time
    element, as the game progresses
[16:04] ---
    at the same flow of time as real life.
[16:06] ---
    We're in the bath together.
    We're always together!
[16:09] ---
    Gero gero!
[16:11] ---
    Hey, stupid frog, what are you doing?!
[16:17] ---
    The 3D technology is amazing,
[16:19] ---
    but I'm not going to yield
    to violence anymore!
[16:22] ---
    Is it here?
[16:24] ---
    There!
[16:24] ---
    Was it here?
[16:25] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:28] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[16:30] ---
    My invasion strength has increased again!
[16:34] ---
    Here? Is it here?
[16:34] ---
    Uncle!
[16:36] ---
    How about taking a time out for tea?
[16:36] ---
    Here? It's here, right?
[16:38] ---
    Or, like, little breather?
[16:38] ---
    Here? Here?
[16:40] ---
    I'm busy right now!
[16:42] ---
    I have to write an invasion e-mail
    to Lady Natsumi!
[16:46] ---
    Wh-What?!
[16:48] ---
    You choose Natsumi-san over me?!
[16:54] ---
    Tamama-san...
[16:55] ---
    Right now, we both just have
    to trust in Mr. Sergeant.
[16:59] ---
    R-Right.
[17:04] ---
    As expected, Lady Natsumi is strong.
[17:07] ---
    But slow and steady wins the race.
[17:09] ---
    I'll take my time with this...
[17:12] ---
    How long are you gonna
    work on those Gundam models?!
[17:14] ---
    I... I'm gonna keep making Gundam models!
[17:21] ---
    Just a little more...
[17:23] ---
    This feels right.
[17:24] ---
    Just a little more...
[17:27] ---
    Commander-dono!
[17:27] ---
    So she goes to sleep...
[17:28] ---
    About the nature-related
    invasion plan I proposed...
[17:29] ---
    I do this and that, then...
[17:32] ---
    Shut up!
[17:33] ---
    I'm talking to Lady Natsumi with the mic!
[17:36] ---
    It doesn't help when there's a
    stupid racket in the background!
[17:40] ---
    Racket?
[17:41] ---
    Stupid racket?!
[17:43] ---
    So mean!
SIGN    October Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat
[17:46] ---
    And so, the sergeant's real-time play
    went on day after day after day,
[17:50] ---
    But finally...
[17:53] ---
    Yeah!
[17:55] ---
    I did it! I really did it!
SIGN    Invasion Strength MAX
[17:57] ---
    I got the highest possible
    Invasion Strength: MAX!
[18:00] ---
    And at last, I've succeeded
[18:02] ---
    in making a pawn out of
    the hated Hinata Natsumi!
[18:15] ---
    Please give me any order, Invader-sama.
[18:18] ---
    I'll do anything you say.
[18:21] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[18:24] ---
    Gero gero!
[18:25] ---
    First, how about giving me
    a shoulder massage?
[18:28] ---
    Certainly, Invader-sama!
[18:31] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[18:36] ---
    How does this feel, Invader-sama?
[18:39] ---
    It feels good!
[18:41] ---
    Next, draw me a bath.
[18:43] ---
    Yes, Invader-sama.
[18:45] ---
    It's at just the right temperature,
    Invader-sama.
[18:52] ---
    U-Um...
[18:53] ---
    If you don't mind,
    could we take a bath together
[18:55] ---
    so I can wash your back?
[18:59] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[19:03] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[19:05] ---
    And so, Hinata Natsumi's capture is complete!
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi: Capture Complete
[19:08] ---
    That's right, Invader-sama!
[19:10] ---
    And by eliminating the person
    who's the greatest hindrance,
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[19:13] ---
    Pekopon's invasion is also complete!
[19:16] ---
    That's right, Invader-sama!
[19:17] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[19:20] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant...
[19:22] ---
    He has finally achieved the invasion!
[19:25] ---
    Uncle!
[19:27] ---
    Or, like, purpose realized?
[19:31] ---
    Made it that far in the game.
    Pretty impressive.
[19:34] ---
    "Racket"...
    I'm nothing more than a "racket"...
[19:37] ---
    Inside a video game or not,
[19:38] ---
    I've got mixed emotions about
    Natsumi being conquered,
[19:42] ---
    but you did great, Keroro!
[19:46] ---
    You showed me how your
    glorious way of fighting leads to victory!
[19:52] ---
    Now, the rehearsal is over.
[19:54] ---
    The time has come to use the same method
[19:57] ---
    of accomplishment in the game for
    the real-life invasion of Pekopon!
[20:04] ---
    Hey, now that you know
    the process of invasion,
[20:07] ---
    you don't need the video game.
[20:09] ---
    Come on...
[20:10] ---
    What are you doing?
[20:13] ---
    Keroro?
[20:14] ---
    So, next...
[20:17] ---
    Invader-sama, I want a cold drink.
[20:21] ---
    A cold drink?
[20:23] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[20:25] ---
    As an invader, I have to show
    that I'm kindhearted.
[20:32] ---
    Here you go.
[20:33] ---
    Thanks. Much appreciated.
[20:35] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[20:38] ---
    Yay!
[20:38] ---
    What is this?
[20:39] ---
    Master Fuyuki praised me, too.
[20:42] ---
    Is there anything else I can
    do for you, Lady Natsumi?
[20:42] ---
    It's an extremely realistic video game, see.
SIGN    Conquered
[20:45] ---
    Just when you think Hinata Natsumi
    has been conquered,
[20:45] ---
    I want to show you my generous side.
    So I'll do anything you like.
SIGN    Conqueror
[20:48] ---
    it turns out she's the conquerer.
[20:54] ---
    Say, Invader-sama, I want to go to Atami.
[20:58] ---
    Sure. Atami, right?
[21:00] ---
    I'm happy to serve!
[21:04] ---
    A-And I had faith in him...
[21:07] ---
    Or, like, shocking event?
[21:09] ---
    K-Keroro...
[21:15] ---
    My hand's shivering so much,
    I can barely hold the stylus...
[21:18] ---
    So how is it, Lady Natsumi?
[21:21] ---
    Um, it's cold...
[21:24] ---
    Please make a reservation at the
    best inn immediately, Invader-san.
[21:28] ---
    Okay... Leave it to me.
[21:33] ---
    After this, the sergeant continued to be
    ordered around by the game's Natsumi-chan,
[21:37] ---
    and they left for a trip around Japan.
[21:40] ---
    Jeez, you're useless, Invader-sama.
[21:43] ---
    Yes'm! Termite #1 here.
[21:46] ---
    That's great, Sarge!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    K Ramen
SIGN    Recommended (Special Price)
    Jumbo Ramen 750 Yen
    Ramen 600 Yen
    Menu
[23:22] ---
    Joriri here!
[23:23] ---
    Do you know the saying,
    "a poor man's side enthusiast?"
[23:26] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[23:28] ---
    A man living in poverty fantasizes
    about devouring side dishes.
[23:30] ---
    If you ask me, he should just
    hang out by the dumpster in back.
SIGN    Lonely Ramen
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    K Ramen
SIGN    Wait time
     5 hours
[23:33] ---
    There are always leftover fries!
[23:35] ---
    That aside,
[23:36] ---
    who wants some Gundam model ramen?
[23:38] ---
    "Aki: Real Ramen, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Joriri: Fake Ramen, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!