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E293 - 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    December.
[01:32] ---
    Everyone is busy this time of year—
    even invading aliens run around frantically.
[01:39] ---
    Ah, I'm so busy, so busy!
SIGN    The Big Clean
[01:42] ---
    The big clean.
[01:43] ---
    The bath, the toilet.
[01:44] ---
    Ah! I have to wipe the windows, too!
SIGN    The End-Of-Year Big Sales
[01:47] ---
    The end-of-year big sales.
[01:48] ---
    Uhhh, New Year's soba, oranges, o-toso...
SIGN    The New Year's Party
[01:52] ---
    The New Year's party.
[01:53] ---
    Bingo, the Hidden Talent Competition!
[01:54] ---
    And hotpot-in-the-dark!
SIGN    Preparations for New Year
[01:57] ---
    Preparations for New Year!
[01:58] ---
    New Year's cards are such pressure, sir!
SIGN    Gundam Models
[02:00] ---
    Gundam models!
[02:01] ---
    Ahh, so busy, so busy!
[02:03] ---
    Busy busy busy! Ahh, how can I do all this?!
[02:05] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, busy with things that
    have nothing to do with the invasion.
[02:09] ---
    Today, we have a special version.
SIGN    30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again
[02:10] ---
    30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again!
[02:12] ---
    A super-deluxe 13-in-1!
SIGN    Super-Deluxe 13-In-1!!
[02:16] ---
    B-But we're so busy...
[02:18] ---
    We're... doing it again?
SIGN    Keroro: Aliens Are Invading, Sir!
[02:19] ---
    Keroro: Aliens Are Invading, Sir!
[02:23] ---
    There is a fairy tale passed down
    on Pekopon that goes like this.
[02:27] ---
    Lady Mois.
[02:28] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[02:30] ---
    A little liar shepherd boy
    tried to startle the villagers
SIGN    Hee hee hee
SIGN    Waaaaaagh!!
[02:36] ---
    by lying and saying,
     "There's a wolf! There's a wolf!"
[02:40] ---
    But when a real wolf came,
[02:42] ---
    none of the villagers would believe him,
[02:45] ---
    and he got in real trouble.
[02:47] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice?
[02:49] ---
    I took a cue from this fairy tale,
[02:51] ---
    and thought of a marvelous
    invasion operation, sir!
[02:55] ---
    That sounds pretty interesting.
[02:57] ---
    What kind of operation is it?
[02:59] ---
    Gero gerori.
[03:00] ---
    We begin by doing as the shepherd boy
    in the fairy tale, and shouting,
[03:04] ---
    "Aliens are invading! Aliens are invading!"
[03:07] ---
    over and over, sir.
[03:09] ---
    Before long, no one will believe us,
[03:12] ---
    and when the Pekoponians have become
    complacent, we invade all at once!
[03:16] ---
    Sounds good, huh, this perfect plan!
[03:18] ---
    So, let's move right on
    to carrying it out, sir!
[03:24] ---
    Aliens are...
[03:27] ---
    Aliens are...
[03:29] ---
    Aliens are...
[03:30] ---
    ...invading!
[03:33] ---
    You're the invader here!
SIGN    Operation Failed!
[03:35] ---
    Operation failed!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
[03:37] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
    Postcard Corner!
[03:40] ---
    Currently airing to rave reviews
    on Planet Keron,
[03:43] ---
    the anime depicting our heroic exploits,
[03:45] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
[03:47] ---
    Look at how many postcards have arrived
    from the kids who watch the program!
[03:52] ---
    There's a pretty big number of them.
[03:54] ---
    Uncle, you and your friends are so
    popular on Planet Keron, aren't you?
[03:58] ---
    Or, like, idol worship?
[04:00] ---
    That said...
[04:02] ---
    Just as I thought,
    most of these are for Giroro.
[04:05] ---
    Ah... yes, this one is for Giroro, too.
[04:08] ---
    Hello, everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
[04:10] ---
    I have a question for Corporal Giroro.
[04:13] ---
    Corporal Giroro, what do you
    actually want from Natsumi-chan?
[04:17] ---
    Do you want to marry her?
SIGN    Keroro: Invading With Feng Shui, Sir!
[04:22] ---
    Keroro: Invading With Feng Shui, Sir!
[04:26] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[04:28] ---
    Now!
[04:29] ---
    Prepare yourself, ma'am, Hinata Natsumi!
[04:32] ---
    Wh-What?
[04:34] ---
    You're... not like your
    normal stupid frog self...
[04:37] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:38] ---
    I thought of an invasion plan making
    use of space feng shui, ma'am!
[04:45] ---
    S-Space feng shui...
[04:47] ---
    Precisely.
[04:48] ---
    The reason the Pekopon invasion
    has never gone smoothly up until now...
[04:52] ---
    ...was all down to bad feng shui!
SIGN    Feng Shui
[04:54] ---
    But now...
SIGN    Space
    Feng Shui
    Tiger Scroll
[04:56] ---
    ...following the directions of
    this Space Feng Shui Tiger Scroll,
[04:58] ---
    I have changed the flow of qi
    through the Hinata house, ma'am!
[05:02] ---
    Specifically...
[05:04] ---
    ...I buried something black in the garden.
SIGN    Black
[05:09] ---
    ...placed something blue in the
    corner of the Japanese room...
[05:11] ---
    Something blue in the corner of
    the Japanese room... so mean...
SIGN    Blue
[05:15] ---
    In the kitchen, a pot full of yellow food...
SIGN    Yellow
[05:21] ---
    And on the roof, a red thing
    with a white thing on it!
SIGN    Red
[05:26] ---
    This, too, is for the sake of the invasion.
[05:28] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[05:30] ---
    By correctly placing the colors red, blue, black,
    and yellow following space feng shui,
[05:36] ---
    the flow of qi is controlled
    within the Hinata house,
[05:40] ---
    in order to make me invincible!
[05:42] ---
    No one can stand against me, ma'am!
[05:47] ---
    I'm back!
[05:48] ---
    Fuyuki!
[05:49] ---
    Ah, we have curry tonight?
SIGN    Yellow
[05:52] ---
    Ah! It's a green curry!
SIGN    Yellow
    Green
[05:56] ---
    Wh... what?
[05:58] ---
    Kululu, why did you make
    a green curry this time?!
SIGN    Operation Failed!
[06:04] ---
    Operation failed!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
[06:06] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
    Postcard Corner!
[06:09] ---
    Ah! This postcard is also for Mr. Corporal!
[06:13] ---
    Corporal Giroro, you are a grown adult.
[06:15] ---
    Isn't it perverted for you to like
    Natsumi-chan, who's in middle school?
[06:18] ---
    Shut up!
[06:20] ---
    Another pointed remark.
[06:23] ---
    Or, like, hopeless desire?
[06:27] ---
    We have one here for you,
    too, Private Tamama.
[06:30] ---
    Uhh.
[06:31] ---
    Private Tamama, you are a man.
[06:33] ---
    I think it's perverted for you to be
    lovey-dovey with Sergeant Keroro!
[06:37] ---
    Real Hard Gay!
[06:40] ---
    Good moaning, Jonte!
SIGN    Keroro: Invading With Censorship, Sir!
[06:46] ---
    Keroro: Invading With Censorship, Sir!
[06:50] ---
    I thought of a marvelous
    invasion operation, sir!
[06:53] ---
    There are plenty of scenes and words
    you mustn't show on TV on Pekopon.
[06:58] ---
    We will use this to paralyze the TV networks,
[07:01] ---
    and shut down the Pekoponians'
    information sources, sir!
[07:04] ---
    What kinds of things can they not show?
[07:07] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[07:09] ---
    Well, for example,
[07:11] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    We can't show it... remember?
[07:12] ---
    We can't show it... remember?
SIGN    Keroro: Invading with the Hairdressers, Sir
[07:16] ---
    Keroro: Invading with the Hairdressers, Sir!
[07:20] ---
    This is kinda...
[07:22] ---
    Gero?
[07:23] ---
    What's wrong, Master Fuyuki, sir?
[07:25] ---
    Well... I went to get a haircut,
[07:28] ---
    but he cut too much off my bangs.
[07:30] ---
    You can't tell at all, sir.
[07:33] ---
    You look no different from normal, sir!
[07:37] ---
    You think?
[07:40] ---
    Gerori.
[07:41] ---
    Gerogero.
[07:44] ---
    Surprising for Master Fuyuki to be so bothered,
    when he only has interest in the occult.
[07:48] ---
    Never underestimate the hairdresser!
[07:50] ---
    We can use this for invasion!
[07:53] ---
    Pretty interesting-sounding operation.
[07:55] ---
    So? What exactly are we doing?
[07:58] ---
    Well, let's see, sir...
[07:59] ---
    We could run a hairdressing salon ourselves,
[08:02] ---
    and mess up the Pekoponians' bangs,
[08:05] ---
    or transmit some waves that make them
    think their bangs have gone all wrong.
[08:10] ---
    Or, no, we could use Nanora
    with hair-cutting scissors...
[08:14] ---
    Well, anyway!
[08:15] ---
    We'll just make the Pekoponians
    conscious of their bangs,
[08:17] ---
    and while they're depressed,
    we take the chance to invade, sir!
[08:20] ---
    There aren't any hairdressers
    on Planet Keron, though.
[08:23] ---
    We'll need to research the ones
    on Pekopon first.
[08:27] ---
    Leave that to me, sir!
[08:29] ---
    I will go into a hairdresser's myself,
[08:31] ---
    and investigate what
    they're like inside, sir!
[08:34] ---
    But Uncle, how are you going
    to go to a hairdresser's?
[08:37] ---
    Exactly.
[08:38] ---
    In the first place,
    we Keronians don't have hair.
[08:42] ---
    Worry not, my friends!
[08:43] ---
    Private Tamama, if you please!
[08:44] ---
    Cert certainly certain!
[08:46] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[08:49] ---
    Super Illusion!
SIGN    Hair & Make Up Katura
[08:54] ---
    How would you like your hair today?
[08:56] ---
    Umm,
[08:56] ---
    well, to begin with,
    I don't want an afro anymore.
[08:59] ---
    In that case, want to go for an all-out
    image change? Shall I cut it short?
[09:03] ---
    Ah, the ends are split quite badly...
[09:04] ---
    Ah, are they?
[09:06] ---
    U-Um... wait... huh?
[09:08] ---
    H-Hold on, hold up hold up hold up!
[09:10] ---
    Gerogero.
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:14] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[09:16] ---
    Along with my afro...
[09:18] ---
    ...he cut off a bit of my hat.
[09:21] ---
    Huh, he did?
[09:23] ---
    I can't tell at all.
[09:24] ---
    You think, sir?
[09:27] ---
    No, no! It's definitely short, sir!
[09:30] ---
    How was the hairdresser, Mr. Sergeant?
[09:32] ---
    Did you find anything good for an operation?
[09:34] ---
    Or, like, begin conquest?
[09:36] ---
    I've got bigger things on my plate now!
[09:40] ---
    Too short really is...
[09:42] ---
    ...depressing, sir.
SIGN    Operation...
[09:44] ---
    Operation...
SIGN    Operation... Failed...
[09:45] ---
    ...failed...
SIGN    Koyuki: The Kunoichi Detective Arrives, Sir!
[09:53] ---
    Koyuki: The Kunoichi Detective Arrives, Sir!
[09:57] ---
    Listen to this, Jiro-san!
[09:59] ---
    A little while ago, my daughter,
    you know, she's become a sticker!
[10:03] ---
    Ohh, a sticker?
[10:05] ---
    That is something. I guess you're stickin'
    them here there and everywhere, huh?
[10:09] ---
    Oh, no, no!
[10:10] ---
    It's nothin' nice like that, y'know?
[10:11] ---
    She's been followin' her senpai
    she looks up to,
[10:14] ---
    found out where his house is,
[10:15] ---
    invited herself in,
[10:17] ---
    and handed him a love letter, apparently!
[10:20] ---
    You fool!
[10:21] ---
    That's not a sticker, that's a stalker!
[10:24] ---
    It is?
[10:25] ---
    Isn't that funny, Natsumi-san?
[10:27] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[10:29] ---
    Sure it is, Koyuki-chan...
[10:32] ---
    The house of the senpai
    you look up to, huh...
[10:35] ---
    Come to think of it,
[10:36] ---
    where does Saburo-senpai live?
[10:39] ---
    You wanna know Saburo's address?
[10:42] ---
    Kululu?!
[10:43] ---
    I can tell you if you want.
[10:45] ---
    However...
[10:47] ---
    ...it would be in exchange for the filming of
    Hinata Natsumi's Private Extracurricular Lesson.
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi's Private Extracurricular Lesson
[10:53] ---
    No way am I making that exchange.
[10:55] ---
    Natsumi-san! Leave it to me!
[10:59] ---
    I am a ninja,
[11:01] ---
    so finding out where he lives will be a walk
    in a park to take a piece of cake from a baby!
[11:05] ---
    W-Wait!
[11:07] ---
    Koyuki-chan...?
SIGN    Shinobi
[11:19] ---
    Gerogero.
[11:20] ---
    Natsumi-san, I found out his address!
[11:23] ---
    Really?
[11:24] ---
    It was surprisingly easy.
[11:25] ---
    It was a little far, but...
[11:27] ---
    ...I even took some photographs!
[11:29] ---
    Huh?! Osaka?!
[11:31] ---
    Yes! Right near Dotonbori in Osaka's Minami!
[11:34] ---
    He travels all that way?!
[11:37] ---
    This is the house.
[11:39] ---
    H-He lives in a big house like that?!
[11:41] ---
    Yes!
[11:42] ---
    I even got his autograph while I was at it!
SIGN    Comedy
SIGN    Saburo
[11:46] ---
    Who... is that?
[11:48] ---
    What do you mean who?
SIGN    Saburo
[11:49] ---
    It's Saburo-san, silly!
[11:51] ---
    You know, the comedians! Saburo and Jiro!
[11:53] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
[11:59] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
    Postcard Corner!
[12:02] ---
    Next is a postcard from a mother and father.
[12:06] ---
    Or like, happy household?
[12:08] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle is popular with
    everyone from kids to adults, isn't it, sir?
[12:14] ---
    Hm? What's this?
[12:16] ---
    I always watch it with my kids.
[12:18] ---
    By the way, nostalgic references
    often feature in the program,
[12:22] ---
    but sometimes they are so dated that
    even we as parents don't recognize them.
[12:30] ---
    Isn't that... not our fault?
SIGN    Keroro: The Dream Invasion Operation, Sir
[12:34] ---
    Keroro: The Dream Invasion Operation, Sir!
[12:40] ---
    I can't make any more, shir...
[12:42] ---
    So this is why he didn't turn up
    on time for the invasion meeting.
[12:45] ---
    He's napping.
[12:46] ---
    And mumbling in his sleep.
[12:49] ---
    I wonder what kind of dreams he's having.
[12:51] ---
    Or, like, lavish banquet?
[12:55] ---
    I thought of a marvelous invasion operation
    while making a Gundam model, sir!
[13:02] ---
    Looks like he came up with some kind of
    invasion operation in his dream.
[13:06] ---
    It's marvelous, sir!
[13:08] ---
    Have any of my past strategies
    been as perfect as this?
[13:12] ---
    Nay! They have not!
[13:13] ---
    Wh-What kind of invasion operation is it?!
[13:16] ---
    I have to gather the members
    of the platoon immediately,
[13:19] ---
    and announce this marvelous
    invasion operation to them!
[13:26] ---
    Hey!
[13:27] ---
    What kind of marvelous
    invasion operation is it?!
[13:30] ---
    It is bugging me.
[13:32] ---
    Well, then...
[13:33] ---
    Wanna go take a look with this?
[13:35] ---
    That's...
[13:36] ---
    the "Goodbye is not a word
    to signify a parting" Gun!
[13:40] ---
    It's a gun that lets you go inside
    other's dreams as they're dreaming them!
SIGN    Enter!
    Inside Sarge's Dream
[13:51] ---
    Men! Listen, and try not to
    let your knees go weak, sir!
[13:54] ---
    Ah! Mr. Sergeant is just beginning to
    explain the invasion operation in the dream!
[14:00] ---
    The unprecedented perfect invasion
    operation that I have thought of is...
SIGN    With Garlic Chives
[14:08] ---
    With garlic chives?!
SIGN    With Garlic Chives
SIGN    Give 'Em the Kung Pow!
[14:11] ---
    ...give 'em... the kung pow?
SIGN    With Garlic Chives,
    Give 'Em the Kung Pow!
[14:17] ---
    With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
[14:20] ---
    With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
[14:20] ---
    It's great! I know!
[14:22] ---
    I should... never have come here...
[14:22] ---
    With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
SIGN    Paul & Aki: The Secret Party, Sir
[14:25] ---
    Paul & Aki: The Secret Party, Sir!
[14:31] ---
    Oh, Paul-san!
[14:33] ---
    Oh, if it isn't Master Fuyuki's mother!
[14:35] ---
    Are you alone today?
[14:37] ---
    Yes, it is my first day off in a while.
[14:40] ---
    I am on my way to a party
    with others of the butler profession.
[14:42] ---
    The butler profession?
[14:44] ---
    Not the butlers of the
    Nishizawa family, then?
[14:46] ---
    Yes. I happen to be the president of
    the Japan Butler Association, you see.
[14:50] ---
    Wow. I don't see very many butlers,
    so that sounds interesting.
[14:57] ---
    Could it be that...
[14:59] ---
    Is something the matter?
[15:00] ---
    Umm, would it be at all possible
    for me to attend that party?
[15:05] ---
    I would like the chance
    to meet lots of butlers,
[15:07] ---
    and there's something I've always
    wanted to know about them.
[15:10] ---
    By all means.
[15:12] ---
    There will be an abundance
    of men at the party,
[15:14] ---
    so I am sure everyone would be
    pleased to have a woman around.
[15:16] ---
    Gerogero.
[15:22] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:23] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:24] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:25] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:27] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:28] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:28] ---
    I knew it! They're all called Sebastian!
[15:29] ---
    Sebastian.
[15:30] ---
    Sebas—
[15:32] ---
    Fuyuki & Momoka: Under One Roof, Sir!
SIGN    Fuyuki & Momoka: Under One Roof, Sir!
[15:37] ---
    You see it a lot in manga and anime...
[15:40] ---
    Heart-pounding romantic comedies where
    they suddenly start living under one roof.
[15:45] ---
    If I were to live at Fuyuki-kun's
    house, for instance...
[15:50] ---
    We'd eat together,
[15:52] ---
    and watch TV together,
[15:53] ---
    and I'd use the bath that
    Fuyuki-kun is always using,
[15:56] ---
    and afterwards we'd
    pass each other on the stairs.
[16:01] ---
    And we'd leave the house
    together in the mornings,
[16:03] ---
    and on nights when I can't sleep,
[16:04] ---
    I'd come into Fuyuki-kun's room,
[16:06] ---
    and we'd talk and talk until I got sleepy.
[16:10] ---
    Milady, as much as I desire to serve you...
[16:12] ---
    Paul?
[16:13] ---
    ...it would be impermissible...
[16:15] ---
    ...to send our precious lady
    outside of the Nishizawa house on her own.
[16:20] ---
    I see...
[16:21] ---
    Well, then...
[16:22] ---
    If Fuyuki-kun were to stay
    at the Nishizawa mansion...
[16:27] ---
    Oy!! Tama-pest!!
[16:29] ---
    Gerogero.
[16:30] ---
    Sorry, Nishizawa-san...
[16:32] ---
    Sarge's platoon carried
    out some weird plan again,
[16:36] ---
    and made a huge mess of our house.
[16:38] ---
    Oh, no, it's not a problem at all!
[16:40] ---
    That must have been awful!
[16:44] ---
    Nice one, Tama-pet!
[16:46] ---
    Now Fuyuki-kun and I
    are under the same roof!
[16:49] ---
    However.
[16:51] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[16:52] ---
    Where are you? Fuyuki-kun!
[16:56] ---
    It appears he became lost
    on his way to the bath.
[17:00] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:03] ---
    Master Fuyuki safely secured.
    West annex, third floor.
[17:06] ---
    So he wandered all the way
    into the west annex?
[17:10] ---
    It is already late.
[17:11] ---
    Have him retire for the night on the
    fourth floor of the west annex, room 4365.
[17:17] ---
    Cripes.
[17:19] ---
    The Nishizawa house is so vast,
[17:21] ---
    it doesn't really feel like they are
    under the same roof at all.
SIGN    Keroro: Yearbook of Memories, Sir
[17:25] ---
    Keroro: Yearbook of Memories, Sir!
[17:29] ---
    Ta-da!
[17:30] ---
    I was just tidying my room,
[17:32] ---
    and my yearbook came out, sir!
[17:35] ---
    Wow! Show me, show me!
[17:37] ---
    Did Giroro and Dororo write something, too?
[17:39] ---
    Ah! This has Mr. Sergeant's dreams
    for the future written here!
[17:43] ---
    "I want to become a invader who
    can sing and dance," it says!
[17:48] ---
    Sarge...
[17:50] ---
    Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[17:52] ---
    As for me, I wrote that I wished
    to become a fully-fledged assassin.
[17:55] ---
    What about you, Giroro?
[17:56] ---
    Huh?! N-Never mind me.
[17:58] ---
    Why? Show me!
[18:00] ---
    Or did you write something
    really embarrassing?
[18:03] ---
    Uhh, lessee here...
[18:05] ---
    Hey!
[18:06] ---
    "I want to become a strong and
    cool soldier, like my brother."
[18:12] ---
    Giroro, you really love
    your brother, don't you?
[18:15] ---
    But this means everyone's dreams
    came true, then, doesn't it?
[18:19] ---
    That's so nice.
[18:21] ---
    But look here!
[18:22] ---
    Oh! That's Pururu-chan's dream!
[18:24] ---
    "I want to become a wonderful bride."
[18:31] ---
    Or, like, tricky request?
[18:33] ---
    Ahh... well, forget about that one.
[18:35] ---
    Did you write your dreams for the future
    in a yearbook, too, Lady Natsumi?
[18:41] ---
    I have hers right here.
SIGN    Yearbook
[18:44] ---
    Kululu! When did you get that?!
[18:47] ---
    But this is kind of nostalgic...
[18:49] ---
    Even though it was only two years ago,
    I feel like it's been at least another five more!
SIGN    My Dreams
[18:54] ---
    "I want to be a beautiful bride.
    Hinata Natsumi."
[18:58] ---
    Oh! It's the same as Pururu-chan, ma'am?
[19:01] ---
    Nothing wrong with that!
    All girls are like that, okay?
[19:04] ---
    And what about you, Master Fuyuki?
[19:07] ---
    A-Ah... never mind me...
[19:10] ---
    If I remember right, Fuyuki wrote...
[19:12] ---
    ...something about aliens, right?
[19:14] ---
    Ahh! Sis, please!
[19:17] ---
    I wasn't serious, anyway...
[19:19] ---
    Okay, I'll just be...
[19:22] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[19:23] ---
    I have homework!
[19:26] ---
    Could it be that Fuyuki-dono wrote that
    he wished to become friends with aliens?
[19:31] ---
    Fukki must be embarrassed.
[19:34] ---
    In which case, that would mean
    Fuyuki's dream has come true, as well.
[19:38] ---
    So that's it, sir.
[19:40] ---
    Good for you, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[19:43] ---
    Ahhh... that was close...
[19:46] ---
    I wasn't serious when I wrote it, but...
SIGN    Yearbook
[19:48] ---
    I really can't show this to Sarge.
SIGN    My Dream I want to capture an alien and try dissecting it!!! Hinata Fuyuki Adamski-type
[19:51] ---
    I want to capture an alien...
[19:53] ---
    ...and try dissecting it.
[19:55] ---
    Announced! Live-Action Keroro Gunsou, Sir!
SIGN    Announced!! Live-Action Keroro Gunsou, Sir!
[20:00] ---
    Well!
[20:01] ---
    We are more popular than I thought, sir!
[20:05] ---
    And so...
[20:06] ---
    Gero?
[20:07] ---
    I've got a big announcement to make.
[20:11] ---
    What is that?
[20:12] ---
    Believe it or not, on the nearby Planet
    Wood Holly, Keroro Platoon War Chronicle is—
[20:17] ---
    Planet Wood Holly?!
[20:18] ---
    Then... in other words...
[20:20] ---
    ...we've got a live-action movie coming.
[20:23] ---
    What?!
[20:25] ---
    I obtained this via some secret channels.
[20:27] ---
    It's the trailer for the live-action movie
    version of Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
SIGN    Live-Action Movie Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Trailer ver. 1
[20:32] ---
    It'd better not just be footage
    of a real frog again.
[20:37] ---
    Are ya kidding, man?!
[20:39] ---
    It's the great Wood Holly
    we're talkin' about here!
[20:42] ---
    Wanna see?
[20:44] ---
    Yeah yeah yeah!
SIGN    Live-Action Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Trailer
SIGN    Hinata
[21:08] ---
    <Look!>
[21:09] ---
    <There is an ALIEN from outer SPACE!>
[21:12] ---
    <What?! Are you sure?!>
[21:18] ---
    Oh! Oh!
[21:30] ---
    I think... this should be stopped.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
    The Momoka bodyguard squad is comprised of elites.
[23:11] ---
    Is their loyalty due to
    Lady Momoka's charisma?
SIGN    The Inadvertently beep Party Game
[23:14] ---
    Or due to their high pay?
[23:16] ---
    The way they work all year long with
    no rest is like an anime studio!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
    It's... Christmas already...
[23:22] ---
    "Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi: Grand Operation
    Christmas Party, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!