# E293 - 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZEJ1M/30-minutes-of-gerogero-yet-again-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
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Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
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Ke-kero kero!
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Ke-kero kero~!
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When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
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"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
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"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
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I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
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I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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Sweep the square areas circularly.
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Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
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Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
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Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
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Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
December.
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Everyone is busy this time of year—
even invading aliens run around frantically.
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Ah, I'm so busy, so busy!
***SIGN*** The Big Clean
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The big clean.
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The bath, the toilet.
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Ah! I have to wipe the windows, too!
***SIGN*** The End-Of-Year Big Sales
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The end-of-year big sales.
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Uhhh, New Year's soba, oranges, o-toso...
***SIGN*** The New Year's Party
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The New Year's party.
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Bingo, the Hidden Talent Competition!
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And hotpot-in-the-dark!
***SIGN*** Preparations for New Year
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Preparations for New Year!
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New Year's cards are such pressure, sir!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
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Gundam models!
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Ahh, so busy, so busy!
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Busy busy busy! Ahh, how can I do all this?!
**[02:05] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, busy with things that
have nothing to do with the invasion.
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Today, we have a special version.
***SIGN*** 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again
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30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again!
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A super-deluxe 13-in-1!
***SIGN*** Super-Deluxe 13-In-1!!
**[02:16] ---**
B-But we're so busy...
**[02:18] ---**
We're... doing it again?
***SIGN*** Keroro: Aliens Are Invading, Sir!
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Keroro: Aliens Are Invading, Sir!
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There is a fairy tale passed down
on Pekopon that goes like this.
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Lady Mois.
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Yes, Uncle!
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A little liar shepherd boy
tried to startle the villagers
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee
***SIGN*** Waaaaaagh!!
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by lying and saying,
"There's a wolf! There's a wolf!"
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But when a real wolf came,
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none of the villagers would believe him,
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and he got in real trouble.
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Or, like, karmic justice?
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I took a cue from this fairy tale,
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and thought of a marvelous
invasion operation, sir!
**[02:55] ---**
That sounds pretty interesting.
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What kind of operation is it?
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Gero gerori.
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We begin by doing as the shepherd boy
in the fairy tale, and shouting,
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"Aliens are invading! Aliens are invading!"
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over and over, sir.
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Before long, no one will believe us,
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and when the Pekoponians have become
complacent, we invade all at once!
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Sounds good, huh, this perfect plan!
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So, let's move right on
to carrying it out, sir!
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Aliens are...
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Aliens are...
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Aliens are...
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...invading!
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You're the invader here!
***SIGN*** Operation Failed!
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Operation failed!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
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Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
Postcard Corner!
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Currently airing to rave reviews
on Planet Keron,
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the anime depicting our heroic exploits,
**[03:45] ---**
*Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!*
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Look at how many postcards have arrived
from the kids who watch the program!
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There's a pretty big number of them.
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Uncle, you and your friends are so
popular on Planet Keron, aren't you?
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Or, like, idol worship?
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That said...
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Just as I thought,
most of these are for Giroro.
**[04:05] ---**
Ah... yes, this one is for Giroro, too.
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Hello, everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
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I have a question for Corporal Giroro.
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Corporal Giroro, what do you
actually want from Natsumi-chan?
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Do you want to marry her?
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading With Feng Shui, Sir!
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Keroro: Invading With Feng Shui, Sir!
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Gero gero gero.
**[04:28] ---**
Now!
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Prepare yourself, ma'am, Hinata Natsumi!
**[04:32] ---**
Wh-What?
**[04:34] ---**
You're... not like your
normal stupid frog self...
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Gero gerori.
**[04:38] ---**
I thought of an invasion plan making
use of space feng shui, ma'am!
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S-Space feng shui...
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Precisely.
**[04:48] ---**
The reason the Pekopon invasion
has never gone smoothly up until now...
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...was all down to bad feng shui!
***SIGN*** Feng Shui
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But now...
***SIGN*** Space
Feng Shui
Tiger Scroll
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...following the directions of
this Space Feng Shui Tiger Scroll,
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I have changed the flow of qi
through the Hinata house, ma'am!
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Specifically...
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...I buried something black in the garden.
***SIGN*** Black
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...placed something blue in the
corner of the Japanese room...
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Something blue in the corner of
the Japanese room... so mean...
***SIGN*** Blue
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In the kitchen, a pot full of yellow food...
***SIGN*** Yellow
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And on the roof, a red thing
with a white thing on it!
***SIGN*** Red
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This, too, is for the sake of the invasion.
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Gero gero gero gero.
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By correctly placing the colors red, blue, black,
and yellow following space feng shui,
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the flow of qi is controlled
within the Hinata house,
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in order to make me invincible!
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No one can stand against me, ma'am!
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I'm back!
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Fuyuki!
**[05:49] ---**
Ah, we have curry tonight?
***SIGN*** Yellow
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Ah! It's a green curry!
***SIGN*** Yellow
Green
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Wh... what?
**[05:58] ---**
Kululu, why did you make
a green curry this time?!
***SIGN*** Operation Failed!
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Operation failed!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
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Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
Postcard Corner!
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Ah! This postcard is also for Mr. Corporal!
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Corporal Giroro, you are a grown adult.
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Isn't it perverted for you to like
Natsumi-chan, who's in middle school?
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Shut up!
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Another pointed remark.
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Or, like, hopeless desire?
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We have one here for you,
too, Private Tamama.
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Uhh.
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Private Tamama, you are a man.
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I think it's perverted for you to be
lovey-dovey with Sergeant Keroro!
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Real Hard Gay!
**[06:40] ---**
Good moaning, Jonte!
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading With Censorship, Sir!
**[06:46] ---**
Keroro: Invading With Censorship, Sir!
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I thought of a marvelous
invasion operation, sir!
**[06:53] ---**
There are plenty of scenes and words
you mustn't show on TV on Pekopon.
**[06:58] ---**
We will use this to paralyze the TV networks,
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and shut down the Pekoponians'
information sources, sir!
**[07:04] ---**
What kinds of things can they not show?
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Gero gero gero.
**[07:09] ---**
Well, for example,
**[07:11] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** We can't show it... remember?
**[07:12] ---**
We can't show it... remember?
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading with the Hairdressers, Sir
**[07:16] ---**
Keroro: Invading with the Hairdressers, Sir!
**[07:20] ---**
This is kinda...
**[07:22] ---**
Gero?
**[07:23] ---**
What's wrong, Master Fuyuki, sir?
**[07:25] ---**
Well... I went to get a haircut,
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but he cut too much off my bangs.
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You can't tell at all, sir.
**[07:33] ---**
You look no different from normal, sir!
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You think?
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Gerori.
**[07:41] ---**
Gerogero.
**[07:44] ---**
Surprising for Master Fuyuki to be so bothered,
when he only has interest in the occult.
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Never underestimate the hairdresser!
**[07:50] ---**
We can use this for invasion!
**[07:53] ---**
Pretty interesting-sounding operation.
**[07:55] ---**
So? What exactly are we doing?
**[07:58] ---**
Well, let's see, sir...
**[07:59] ---**
We could run a hairdressing salon ourselves,
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and mess up the Pekoponians' bangs,
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or transmit some waves that make them
think their bangs have gone all wrong.
**[08:10] ---**
Or, no, we could use Nanora
with hair-cutting scissors...
**[08:14] ---**
Well, anyway!
**[08:15] ---**
We'll just make the Pekoponians
conscious of their bangs,
**[08:17] ---**
and while they're depressed,
we take the chance to invade, sir!
**[08:20] ---**
There aren't any hairdressers
on Planet Keron, though.
**[08:23] ---**
We'll need to research the ones
on Pekopon first.
**[08:27] ---**
Leave that to me, sir!
**[08:29] ---**
I will go into a hairdresser's myself,
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and investigate what
they're like inside, sir!
**[08:34] ---**
But Uncle, how are you going
to go to a hairdresser's?
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Exactly.
**[08:38] ---**
In the first place,
we Keronians don't have hair.
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Worry not, my friends!
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Private Tamama, if you please!
**[08:44] ---**
Cert certainly certain!
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Tamama Impact!
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Super Illusion!
***SIGN*** Hair & Make Up Katura
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How would you like your hair today?
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Umm,
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well, to begin with,
I don't want an afro anymore.
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In that case, want to go for an all-out
image change? Shall I cut it short?
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Ah, the ends are split quite badly...
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Ah, are they?
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U-Um... wait... huh?
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H-Hold on, hold up hold up hold up!
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Gerogero.
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Huh?
**[09:14] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
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Along with my afro...
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...he cut off a bit of my hat.
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Huh, he did?
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I can't tell at all.
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You think, sir?
**[09:27] ---**
No, no! It's definitely short, sir!
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How was the hairdresser, Mr. Sergeant?
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Did you find anything good for an operation?
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Or, like, begin conquest?
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I've got bigger things on my plate now!
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Too short really is...
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...depressing, sir.
***SIGN*** Operation...
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Operation...
***SIGN*** Operation... Failed...
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...failed...
***SIGN*** Koyuki: The Kunoichi Detective Arrives, Sir!
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Koyuki: The Kunoichi Detective Arrives, Sir!
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Listen to this, Jiro-san!
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A little while ago, my daughter,
you know, she's become a sticker!
**[10:03] ---**
Ohh, a sticker?
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That is something. I guess you're stickin'
them here there and everywhere, huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, no, no!
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It's nothin' nice like that, y'know?
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She's been followin' her senpai
she looks up to,
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found out where his house is,
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invited herself in,
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and handed him a love letter, apparently!
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You fool!
**[10:21] ---**
That's not a sticker, that's a stalker!
**[10:24] ---**
It is?
**[10:25] ---**
Isn't that funny, Natsumi-san?
**[10:27] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:29] ---**
Sure it is, Koyuki-chan...
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The house of the senpai
you look up to, huh...
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Come to think of it,
**[10:36] ---**
where *does* Saburo-senpai live?
**[10:39] ---**
You wanna know Saburo's address?
**[10:42] ---**
Kululu?!
**[10:43] ---**
I can tell you if you want.
**[10:45] ---**
However...
**[10:47] ---**
...it would be in exchange for the filming of
*Hinata Natsumi's Private Extracurricular Lesson.*
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi's Private Extracurricular Lesson
**[10:53] ---**
No way am I making that exchange.
**[10:55] ---**
Natsumi-san! Leave it to me!
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I am a ninja,
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so finding out where he lives will be a walk
in a park to take a piece of cake from a baby!
**[11:05] ---**
W-Wait!
**[11:07] ---**
Koyuki-chan...?
***SIGN*** Shinobi
**[11:19] ---**
Gerogero.
**[11:20] ---**
Natsumi-san, I found out his address!
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Really?
**[11:24] ---**
It was surprisingly easy.
**[11:25] ---**
It was a little far, but...
**[11:27] ---**
...I even took some photographs!
**[11:29] ---**
Huh?! Osaka?!
**[11:31] ---**
Yes! Right near Dotonbori in Osaka's Minami!
**[11:34] ---**
He travels all that way?!
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This is the house.
**[11:39] ---**
H-He lives in a big house like that?!
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Yes!
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I even got his autograph while I was at it!
***SIGN*** Comedy
***SIGN*** Saburo
**[11:46] ---**
Who... is that?
**[11:48] ---**
What do you mean who?
***SIGN*** Saburo
**[11:49] ---**
It's Saburo-san, silly!
**[11:51] ---**
You know, the comedians! Saburo and Jiro!
**[11:53] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
**[11:59] ---**
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
Postcard Corner!
**[12:02] ---**
Next is a postcard from a mother and father.
**[12:06] ---**
Or like, happy household?
**[12:08] ---**
*Keroro Platoon War Chronicle* is popular with
everyone from kids to adults, isn't it, sir?
**[12:14] ---**
Hm? What's this?
**[12:16] ---**
I always watch it with my kids.
**[12:18] ---**
By the way, nostalgic references
often feature in the program,
**[12:22] ---**
but sometimes they are so dated that
even we as parents don't recognize them.
**[12:30] ---**
Isn't that... not our fault?
***SIGN*** Keroro: The Dream Invasion Operation, Sir
**[12:34] ---**
Keroro: The Dream Invasion Operation, Sir!
**[12:40] ---**
I can't make any more, shir...
**[12:42] ---**
So this is why he didn't turn up
on time for the invasion meeting.
**[12:45] ---**
He's napping.
**[12:46] ---**
And mumbling in his sleep.
**[12:49] ---**
I wonder what kind of dreams he's having.
**[12:51] ---**
Or, like, lavish banquet?
**[12:55] ---**
I thought of a marvelous invasion operation
while making a Gundam model, sir!
**[13:02] ---**
Looks like he came up with some kind of
invasion operation in his dream.
**[13:06] ---**
It's marvelous, sir!
**[13:08] ---**
Have any of my past strategies
been as perfect as this?
**[13:12] ---**
Nay! They have not!
**[13:13] ---**
Wh-What kind of invasion operation is it?!
**[13:16] ---**
I have to gather the members
of the platoon immediately,
**[13:19] ---**
and announce this marvelous
invasion operation to them!
**[13:26] ---**
Hey!
**[13:27] ---**
What kind of marvelous
invasion operation is it?!
**[13:30] ---**
It is bugging me.
**[13:32] ---**
Well, then...
**[13:33] ---**
Wanna go take a look with this?
**[13:35] ---**
That's...
**[13:36] ---**
the "Goodbye is not a word
to signify a parting" Gun!
**[13:40] ---**
It's a gun that lets you go inside
other's dreams as they're dreaming them!
***SIGN*** Enter!
Inside Sarge's Dream
**[13:51] ---**
Men! Listen, and try not to
let your knees go weak, sir!
**[13:54] ---**
Ah! Mr. Sergeant is just beginning to
explain the invasion operation in the dream!
**[14:00] ---**
The unprecedented perfect invasion
operation that I have thought of is...
***SIGN*** With Garlic Chives
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With garlic chives?!
***SIGN*** With Garlic Chives
***SIGN*** Give 'Em the Kung Pow!
**[14:11] ---**
...give 'em... the kung pow?
***SIGN*** With Garlic Chives,
Give 'Em the Kung Pow!
**[14:17] ---**
With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
**[14:20] ---**
With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
**[14:20] ---**
It's great! I know!
**[14:22] ---**
I should... never have come here...
**[14:22] ---**
With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
***SIGN*** Paul & Aki: The Secret Party, Sir
**[14:25] ---**
Paul & Aki: The Secret Party, Sir!
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, Paul-san!
**[14:33] ---**
Oh, if it isn't Master Fuyuki's mother!
**[14:35] ---**
Are you alone today?
**[14:37] ---**
Yes, it is my first day off in a while.
**[14:40] ---**
I am on my way to a party
with others of the butler profession.
**[14:42] ---**
The butler profession?
**[14:44] ---**
Not the butlers of the
Nishizawa family, then?
**[14:46] ---**
Yes. I happen to be the president of
the Japan Butler Association, you see.
**[14:50] ---**
Wow. I don't see very many butlers,
so that sounds interesting.
**[14:57] ---**
Could it be that...
**[14:59] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[15:00] ---**
Umm, would it be at all possible
for me to attend that party?
**[15:05] ---**
I would like the chance
to meet lots of butlers,
**[15:07] ---**
and there's something I've always
wanted to know about them.
**[15:10] ---**
By all means.
**[15:12] ---**
There will be an abundance
of men at the party,
**[15:14] ---**
so I am sure everyone would be
pleased to have a woman around.
**[15:16] ---**
Gerogero.
**[15:22] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:23] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:24] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:25] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:27] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:28] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:28] ---**
I knew it! They're all called Sebastian!
**[15:29] ---**
Sebastian.
**[15:30] ---**
Sebas—
**[15:32] ---**
Fuyuki & Momoka: Under One Roof, Sir!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki & Momoka: Under One Roof, Sir!
**[15:37] ---**
You see it a lot in manga and anime...
**[15:40] ---**
Heart-pounding romantic comedies where
they suddenly start living under one roof.
**[15:45] ---**
If I were to live at Fuyuki-kun's
house, for instance...
**[15:50] ---**
We'd eat together,
**[15:52] ---**
and watch TV together,
**[15:53] ---**
and I'd use the bath that
Fuyuki-kun is always using,
**[15:56] ---**
and afterwards we'd
pass each other on the stairs.
**[16:01] ---**
And we'd leave the house
together in the mornings,
**[16:03] ---**
and on nights when I can't sleep,
**[16:04] ---**
I'd come into Fuyuki-kun's room,
**[16:06] ---**
and we'd talk and talk until I got sleepy.
**[16:10] ---**
Milady, as much as I desire to serve you...
**[16:12] ---**
Paul?
**[16:13] ---**
...it would be impermissible...
**[16:15] ---**
...to send our precious lady
outside of the Nishizawa house on her own.
**[16:20] ---**
I see...
**[16:21] ---**
Well, then...
**[16:22] ---**
If Fuyuki-kun were to stay
at the Nishizawa mansion...
**[16:27] ---**
Oy!! Tama-pest!!
**[16:29] ---**
Gerogero.
**[16:30] ---**
Sorry, Nishizawa-san...
**[16:32] ---**
Sarge's platoon carried
out some weird plan again,
**[16:36] ---**
and made a huge mess of our house.
**[16:38] ---**
Oh, no, it's not a problem at all!
**[16:40] ---**
That must have been awful!
**[16:44] ---**
Nice one, Tama-pet!
**[16:46] ---**
Now Fuyuki-kun and I
are under the same roof!
**[16:49] ---**
However.
**[16:51] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:52] ---**
Where are you? Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:56] ---**
It appears he became lost
on his way to the bath.
**[17:00] ---**
Oh, no!
**[17:03] ---**
Master Fuyuki safely secured.
West annex, third floor.
**[17:06] ---**
So he wandered all the way
into the west annex?
**[17:10] ---**
It is already late.
**[17:11] ---**
Have him retire for the night on the
fourth floor of the west annex, room 4365.
**[17:17] ---**
Cripes.
**[17:19] ---**
The Nishizawa house is so vast,
**[17:21] ---**
it doesn't really feel like they are
under the same roof at all.
***SIGN*** Keroro: Yearbook of Memories, Sir
**[17:25] ---**
Keroro: Yearbook of Memories, Sir!
**[17:29] ---**
Ta-da!
**[17:30] ---**
I was just tidying my room,
**[17:32] ---**
and my yearbook came out, sir!
**[17:35] ---**
Wow! Show me, show me!
**[17:37] ---**
Did Giroro and Dororo write something, too?
**[17:39] ---**
Ah! This has Mr. Sergeant's dreams
for the future written here!
**[17:43] ---**
"I want to become a invader who
can sing and dance," it says!
**[17:48] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:50] ---**
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
**[17:52] ---**
As for me, I wrote that I wished
to become a fully-fledged assassin.
**[17:55] ---**
What about you, Giroro?
**[17:56] ---**
Huh?! N-Never mind me.
**[17:58] ---**
Why? Show me!
**[18:00] ---**
Or did you write something
really embarrassing?
**[18:03] ---**
Uhh, lessee here...
**[18:05] ---**
Hey!
**[18:06] ---**
"I want to become a strong and
cool soldier, like my brother."
**[18:12] ---**
Giroro, you really love
your brother, don't you?
**[18:15] ---**
But this means everyone's dreams
came true, then, doesn't it?
**[18:19] ---**
That's so nice.
**[18:21] ---**
But look here!
**[18:22] ---**
Oh! That's Pururu-chan's dream!
**[18:24] ---**
"I want to become a wonderful bride."
**[18:31] ---**
Or, like, tricky request?
**[18:33] ---**
Ahh... well, forget about that one.
**[18:35] ---**
Did you write your dreams for the future
in a yearbook, too, Lady Natsumi?
**[18:41] ---**
I have hers right here.
***SIGN*** Yearbook
**[18:44] ---**
Kululu! When did you get that?!
**[18:47] ---**
But this is kind of nostalgic...
**[18:49] ---**
Even though it was only two years ago,
I feel like it's been at least another five more!
***SIGN*** My Dreams
**[18:54] ---**
"I want to be a beautiful bride.
Hinata Natsumi."
**[18:58] ---**
Oh! It's the same as Pururu-chan, ma'am?
**[19:01] ---**
Nothing wrong with that!
All girls are like that, okay?
**[19:04] ---**
And what about you, Master Fuyuki?
**[19:07] ---**
A-Ah... never mind me...
**[19:10] ---**
If I remember right, Fuyuki wrote...
**[19:12] ---**
...something about aliens, right?
**[19:14] ---**
Ahh! Sis, please!
**[19:17] ---**
I wasn't serious, anyway...
**[19:19] ---**
Okay, I'll just be...
**[19:22] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[19:23] ---**
I have homework!
**[19:26] ---**
Could it be that Fuyuki-dono wrote that
he wished to become friends with aliens?
**[19:31] ---**
Fukki must be embarrassed.
**[19:34] ---**
In which case, that would mean
Fuyuki's dream has come true, as well.
**[19:38] ---**
So that's it, sir.
**[19:40] ---**
Good for you, Master Fuyuki, sir!
**[19:43] ---**
Ahhh... that was close...
**[19:46] ---**
I wasn't serious when I wrote it, but...
***SIGN*** Yearbook
**[19:48] ---**
I really can't show this to Sarge.
***SIGN*** My Dream I want to capture an alien and try dissecting it!!! Hinata Fuyuki Adamski-type
**[19:51] ---**
I want to capture an alien...
**[19:53] ---**
...and try dissecting it.
**[19:55] ---**
Announced! Live-Action Keroro Gunsou, Sir!
***SIGN*** Announced!! Live-Action Keroro Gunsou, Sir!
**[20:00] ---**
Well!
**[20:01] ---**
We are more popular than I thought, sir!
**[20:05] ---**
And so...
**[20:06] ---**
Gero?
**[20:07] ---**
I've got a big announcement to make.
**[20:11] ---**
What is that?
**[20:12] ---**
Believe it or not, on the nearby Planet
Wood Holly, *Keroro Platoon War Chronicle* is—
**[20:17] ---**
Planet Wood Holly?!
**[20:18] ---**
Then... in other words...
**[20:20] ---**
...we've got a live-action movie coming.
**[20:23] ---**
What?!
**[20:25] ---**
I obtained this via some secret channels.
**[20:27] ---**
It's the trailer for the live-action movie
version of *Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!*
***SIGN*** Live-Action Movie Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Trailer ver. 1
**[20:32] ---**
It'd better not just be footage
of a real frog again.
**[20:37] ---**
Are ya kidding, man?!
**[20:39] ---**
It's the great Wood Holly
we're talkin' about here!
**[20:42] ---**
Wanna see?
**[20:44] ---**
Yeah yeah yeah!
***SIGN*** Live-Action Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Trailer
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[21:08] ---**
**[21:09] ---**
**[21:12] ---**
**[21:18] ---**
Oh! Oh!
**[21:30] ---**
I think... this should be stopped.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
The Momoka bodyguard squad is comprised of elites.
**[23:11] ---**
Is their loyalty due to
Lady Momoka's charisma?
***SIGN*** The Inadvertently *beep* Party Game
**[23:14] ---**
Or due to their high pay?
**[23:16] ---**
The way they work all year long with
no rest is like an anime studio!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:20] ---**
It's... Christmas already...
**[23:22] ---**
"Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi: Grand Operation
Christmas Party, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!