E100 - Keroro: Huh? Who Am I? Who Are You? Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:33] ---
    I am the narrator. For the past
    year and eleven months,
[01:37] ---
    I have watched over the activities
    of the Keroro Platoon,
[01:40] ---
    but after today, that may be no more...
SIGN    Warning!!
SIGN    Emergency
SIGN    Danger
SIGN    Goodbye
SIGN    Death Penalty
[01:48] ---
    Big trouble, big trouble!
[01:51] ---
    We're really up the creek now!
[01:58] ---
    Armageddon! One one-thousandth!
SIGN    Armageddon
[02:02] ---
    This is not funny, sir.
[02:04] ---
    I still have so many things I wanted to do.
SIGN    Natto
[02:07] ---
    Wh-Why does natto enter the picture?!
[02:10] ---
    You see! This is clearly
    no ordinary turn of events!
[02:13] ---
    What on Earth has happened
    to the Keroro Platoon?!
SIGN    Warning!!
SIGN    Emergency
SIGN    Danger
SIGN    Goodbye
SIGN    Death Penalty
[02:16] ---
    And in the middle of all this,
[02:17] ---
    yet another accident makes this
    incomprehensible situation even worse!
[02:38] ---
    Gero?
[02:39] ---
    Where am I? Or... wait...
[02:42] ---
    Who... am I?
[02:44] ---
    What?! The sergeant's lost his memories?
[02:47] ---
    H-Hold on now, for real?!
[02:53] ---
    Keroro: Huh? Who Am I?
    Who Are You? Sir!
SIGN    I am...
[02:58] ---
    I am... mumblemumble
    somethingsomething... sir!
SIGN    I am ******** , sir!
[03:03] ---
    Hmm? My name... is...
[03:05] ---
    My name is...
[03:08] ---
    Uungh! I can't remember!
[03:11] ---
    Who in the world was I,
     and what was I doing?
[03:13] ---
    I can't remember a single thing
    about myself, sir!
[03:16] ---
    Gero?
[03:21] ---
    Gero gero!
[03:23] ---
    Wh-Who are you?!
[03:26] ---
    Heave... Heave...
[03:28] ---
    Wake up, sir!
[03:30] ---
    I want you to tell me, sir.
[03:31] ---
    Who in the world am I—
[03:41] ---
    Who... am I?
[03:44] ---
    What?! You too, Corporal Giroro?!
SIGN    Time remaining until secret base self-destruction
[03:48] ---
    Okay, this has really been bothering me.
[03:51] ---
    What in the world is that timer?
[03:54] ---
    What?! The secret base's self-destruct
    sequence has been activated! And what's more,
[03:58] ---
    there are only 15 minutes and
    55 seconds until detonation!
[04:02] ---
    This is quite the calamity.
[04:04] ---
    This is your problem too, you know.
[04:07] ---
    Hey, you two!
[04:10] ---
    If you have any idea, tell us!
[04:12] ---
    Who in the world are we?
[04:14] ---
    Heh heh. Let me guess:
    you two have lost your memories.
[04:18] ---
    Woo, what a coincidence!
[04:20] ---
    Gero?
[04:21] ---
    We've lost ours, too!
[04:23] ---
    Gero!
[04:24] ---
    But your appearance has given me a hint
    as to how we can get them back.
[04:30] ---
    Gero?
[04:31] ---
    We all lost our memories at once,
[04:33] ---
    and were in close vicinity...
[04:36] ---
    Which means... that there is
    some connection between us.
[04:40] ---
    If we can remember that, we might have
    a chance of getting our memories back.
[04:44] ---
    Then we'd better remember, pronto!
[04:46] ---
    What connects us!
[04:48] ---
    That is easy to say...
[04:50] ---
    If we could remember that easily,
    we wouldn't be in this trouble.
[04:53] ---
    That said...
[04:54] ---
    Hm? What is it, sir?
[04:55] ---
    I feel like...
[04:57] ---
    There's a word on the tip of my tongue...
[05:00] ---
    Ta... Ta...
[05:02] ---
    Yes! "Tai!"
SIGN    tai
[05:04] ---
    "Tai"? You mean...
[05:06] ---
    Tai (sea bream), as in the fish?
SIGN    tai (sea bream)
[05:09] ---
    Noooo!
[05:11] ---
    This "tai" (squad)!
SIGN    tai (squad)
[05:12] ---
    Tai... Tai...
SIGN    Keroro Shoutai
    (Keroro Platoon)
[05:14] ---
    Ooh! You're on the right track!
[05:17] ---
    You can remember it!
    Strain your brains!
[05:20] ---
    Gero?
[05:23] ---
    Could we be... a popular idol group?
[05:26] ---
    Why the heck?!
[05:28] ---
    Chuunentai and Hoshigakitai,
SIGN    ChuunenTAI
SIGN    HoshigakiTAI
SIGN    Ushirogami HippariTAI
[05:30] ---
    and Ushirogami Hipparitai.
[05:32] ---
    All these idol groups have "tai"
    at the end of their names!
[05:34] ---
    I see.
[05:36] ---
    That could be a possibility.
[05:38] ---
    Not a chance.
[05:39] ---
    Okay, let us give it a try, then!
[05:42] ---
    What?!
[05:42] ---
    Might trigger some memory or other.
[05:46] ---
    Now is really not the time for this...
[05:51] ---
    Okay, so, I guess you be on vocals.
[05:54] ---
    What? Me?!
SIGN    Ariso de nasaso na girigiri no blues
[06:07] [SONG] ---
    Don't get too close to me,
[06:10] [SONG] ---
    Or you'll get yourself burned.
[06:13] ---
    Doesn't sound like an idol song!
[06:16] ---
    Or, like, predates J-pop?
[06:17] ---
    Crushed!
[06:18] ---
    Wait, who are you?
[06:19] ---
    Umm...
[06:21] ---
    Ummm...
[06:23] ---
    Or, like, brainless goldfish?
[06:26] ---
    Th-That's no good!
[06:29] ---
    I'll freakin' sing the next one then!
SIGN    Invaders
[06:36] ---
    Invaders!
SIGN    IN
[06:38] ---
    In?!
SIGN    VA
[06:39] ---
    va?!
SIGN    DERS
[06:40] ---
    ders?!
[06:44] ---
    Could... Could we be...
[06:46] ---
    Invaders, is that what you're saying?
[06:48] ---
    Yes! Finally touched on the central point!
[06:51] ---
    N...
SIGN    No way~
[06:53] ---
    No way!
[06:54] ---
    Who's ever seen invaders this cute?
[06:57] ---
    Yeah!
[06:58] ---
    This isn't a comic book.
[07:00] ---
    Not realistic.
[07:02] ---
    Or, like, silly nonsense?
[07:05] ---
    Hey! Hey hey hey!
[07:08] ---
    Okay, I'll sing one next!
[07:10] ---
    Yay!
[07:11] ---
    You're not done?!
[07:12] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[07:16] [SONG] ---
    HE-HI-HA-HO-HA-HO
    Hehoho Unsou (Transport)!
SIGN    Hehoho Unsou (Transport)
[07:23] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:26] ---
    I... I think an important keyword just...
[07:28] ---
    It sounded like you sung "Hehoho Unsou"...
[07:32] ---
    That's not it, sir!
[07:33] ---
    It's not Hehoho Unsou, it's...
[07:36] ---
    Ke... Ke... Ke... o...
[07:39] ---
    Ohh! It's...!
[07:43] ---
    Has he got it...?
[07:48] ---
    I can't remember at all!
[07:51] ---
    I think I'm going to cry!
[07:51] ---
    I don't know!
     I just don't know anything about me!
[07:54] ---
    Then what about a dance?
[07:57] ---
    Idols are all about dancing!
[07:59] ---
    If you move your body energetically,
    you may recall something!
[08:03] ---
    You! ...How long have you been there?
[08:06] ---
    Ever since the beginning...
[08:08] ---
    I didn't notice at all.
[08:11] ---
    I-In any case! I, too, wish
    to recover my memories!
[08:15] ---
    Now, everyone! We will begin with that trick
    most indispensable to idols, the backflip!
[08:19] ---
    Nin!
[08:23] ---
    Now, the rest of you follow!
[08:24] ---
    Meh...
SIGN    Meh...
[08:26] ---
    Think the idol path's a dead-end.
[08:29] ---
    I feel like it is wrong.
[08:31] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[08:33] ---
    You're...
[08:35] ---
    ...not allowed to stand out, I feel, sir.
[08:38] ---
    N-Noooo...
[08:40] ---
    And while all this is going on,
[08:42] ---
    the time remaining until detonation
    is down to 11 minutes, 11 seconds!
[08:50] ---
    Five bright colors...
[08:51] ---
    And the keyword "tai"...
[08:54] ---
    Don't tell me...
[08:56] ---
    We're... sentai heroes?!
[08:59] ---
    I had that feeling, too!
[09:02] ---
    Okay! Here we go, everyone!
[09:06] ---
    Giro.
[09:06] ---
    I like medium spicy.
[09:07] ---
    Tama!
[09:08] ---
    Nin!
[09:09] ---
    Amnesia Sentai (Task Force)!
     Rememberangers!
[09:15] ---
    Gero?
[09:16] ---
    And why are you in the middle?
[09:19] ---
    The red one's normally the leader, isn't he?
[09:21] ---
    Well... I kind of...
[09:24] ---
    ...feel like the leader has
    to be me, for some reason...
[09:27] ---
    More importantly, our special attack!
[09:30] ---
    If we all unite our hearts as one,
    our memories may return!
[09:34] ---
    I see. Right, let's do this!
[09:36] ---
    Yeah! Special attack!
[09:39] ---
    Shiiiiiiiining...
[09:43] ---
    I will beat the crap out of you!
[09:46] ---
    Big Ships, Big Guns Policy!
[09:48] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[09:51] ---
    The left hand is for supp—
[09:56] ---
    Sentai heroes... were wrong as well.
[10:00] ---
    Yes.
[10:00] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[10:03] ---
    What other brightly-colored
    groups are there...?
[10:06] ---
    How about this?
SIGN    Shouten
[10:09] ---
    Here you go.
SIGN    Homeland Battlefield
[10:19] ---
    It's that time again for our
    ogiri comedy panel contest!
[10:22] ---
    I'm your host, Nostratei Gokuraku!
[10:25] ---
    6pm Friday: don't go out, don't
    walk anywhere, stay in the house.
[10:29] ---
    I'm Netamitei Sonemi!
[10:31] ---
    Nooo, doooon't,
[10:33] ---
    that's my crotch!
[10:36] ---
    I'm Kareeya Kukkurezou.
[10:38] ---
    Things I want to see just once in my life:
[10:41] ---
    Someone eating udon out of their ears.
[10:43] ---
    Mirai Yashimaru at your service.
[10:45] ---
    Charaaan!
[10:47] ---
    Hello, everyone from Niigata!
[10:49] ---
    I'm Kamaseya Inuhei!
[10:52] ---
    Cross at crosswalks with a han—
[10:54] ---
    Okay, here's the first question.
SIGN    Homeland Battlefield
[10:56] ---
    Think back on your childhood days,
[10:58] ---
    and give me some short-story puns
    on the theme of school!
[11:03] ---
    Go on!
[11:07] ---
    Ahhhh, Yamada-kun!
[11:10] ---
    Take away all their floor cushions!
[11:12] ---
    Uh, Y-Y-Yamada... kun?
[11:14] ---
    Uh, floor cushions, floor cushions,
    floor cushions!
[11:18] ---
    8 minutes 34 seconds until explosion!
[11:20] ---
    Now's not the time to be fooling around!
[11:24] ---
    Ahh, N-Natsumi-chan?
[11:27] ---
    And Fuyuki-kun!
[11:28] ---
    They might do something about this situation!
[11:32] ---
    Wowww, what is this place?
[11:35] ---
    And who am I?!
[11:37] ---
    Graaghh! Every! Single! Person!
[11:44] ---
    This is like the bridge
    you see on Captain Geroro!
[11:48] ---
    Why is that the only thing
    you remember?!
[11:50] ---
    Are we the crew of an
    intergalactic battleship?!
[11:54] ---
    I see!
[11:56] ---
    All hands to battle stations!
[11:58] ---
    Roger!
[12:03] ---
    Start the flywheel.
[12:05] ---
    Ten seconds to engine ignition!
[12:09] ---
    Gero? What's that?
SIGN    Danger
SIGN    Emergency
SIGN    Death Penalty
SIGN    Warning
[12:16] ---
    Warning?!
[12:20] ---
    Gero?!
[12:21] ---
    Gentlemen. This base will
    self-destruct shortly.
[12:25] ---
    What?!
[12:27] ---
    Resistance is futile. Cry. Weep.
[12:30] ---
    Go to hell, and regret your own foolishness.
[12:35] ---
    What?! Wait, wait, wait!
[12:37] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:41] ---
    7 minutes, 10 seconds to explosion!
[12:43] ---
    This time... This time, the Keroro Platoon
    might really be done for!
[12:56] ---
    5 minutes, 27 seconds until the
    secret base self-destructs!
[12:59] ---
    We won't survive if we're
    caught in the explosion, sir!
[13:02] ---
    Quickly! We have to run away quickly, sir!
[13:05] ---
    I am afraid it is not that easy!
[13:07] ---
    Gero?
[13:09] ---
    As long as we do not know
    the scale of the explosion,
[13:11] ---
    it may be the same,
     no matter where we escape to.
[13:13] ---
    So our only hope is to stop
    the self-destruct sequence.
[13:17] ---
    And to do that, we need
    to get our memories back.
[13:21] ---
    I think all of us might be...
[13:23] ---
    ...family!
[13:25] ---
    Gero?
[13:27] ---
    You two can't remember anything, either?
[13:29] ---
    Look at this.
[13:34] ---
    This is a living room!
[13:35] ---
    There is a cat here, too.
[13:37] ---
    Yes... As you say, we might be family!
[13:42] ---
    This cat is Tama!
[13:44] ---
    Tama here is the very proof
    that we're all family!
[13:48] ---
    Now, remember our family life, sirs!
SIGN    Natto and a Single Hair
    
[13:55] ---
    Oh, you're looking even
    prettier than usual, Awabi!
[13:58] ---
    My! Ebio-san!
[14:02] ---
    Awabi-nee-san's gone all blushy!
[14:04] ---
    What was that?
[14:06] ---
    Burio, you come back this instant!
[14:08] ---
    Come back here!
[14:11] ---
    Awabi-nee-san, Burio-nii-chan,
    are either of you ever going to grow up?
[14:16] ---
    It's just the way they show
    their love, Namako-chan.
[14:20] ---
    Yay! Dad and Mom
    love each other, too!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, even deeper than that!
[14:27] ---
    Don't we, Mother?
[14:29] ---
    We sure do, Father!
[14:31] ---
    Jealousyyyy!
SIGN    Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
[14:34] ---
    I hate you, Grammaaaaa!
[14:36] ---
    Now, now, Bora-chan,
    you mustn't be that way.
[14:40] ---
    I'll never accept you as Gramps's wife!
[14:43] ---
    I get the feeling that I am more
    suitable to be Gramps's wife!
[14:51] ---
    Oh, how they grow, don't they?
[14:56] ---
    U-Ummm...
[14:59] ---
    What role am I supposed to...
[15:00] ---
    Ah...
[15:02] ---
    You can be, uh, Mikawaya-san
    the door-to-door seller.
[15:05] ---
    Thanks for your custom!
[15:07] ---
    Here you are, Father.
[15:09] ---
    Your dinner is ready.
[15:11] ---
    Ooh! Today we've got tofu,
[15:14] ---
    and natto!
[15:15] ---
    Ohh! My favorite foods!
[15:18] ---
    Then, without delay—
[15:23] ---
    Back then... Back then,
    I was mixing natto, too...
[15:28] ---
    Just before I lost my memory...
[15:29] ---
    At that large bathhouse-type place!
[15:32] ---
    Oh, right! That's it!
[15:34] ---
    Gero?
[15:35] ---
    We all have to remember what the situation
    was when we lost our memories!
[15:39] ---
    There might be a hint there
    to restoring our memories!
[15:43] ---
    I think we were...
[15:45] ---
    ...indoors, watching TV.
[15:47] ---
    I was wrapped up in chains,
[15:50] ---
    and sunk to the bottom of the bath.
[15:52] ---
    I was wrapping up
    Gundam models in a cloth.
[15:56] ---
    I was sprinkling water on the plantation.
[15:59] ---
    I was opening a big hole in the ground.
[16:03] ---
    I was holding some wire cutters
    in front of a Gundam model.
[16:07] ---
    Are you a fan of Gundam models?
[16:10] ---
    Couldn't give you an answer on that one...
[16:12] ---
    But I feel I was on the verge
    of something important...
[16:16] ---
    2 minutes, 5 seconds remaining
    until detonation!
[16:18] ---
    Ahhhh, what's gonna happen?!
[16:24] ---
    And the scene returns to the Galactic Bath!
[16:33] ---
    Gero!
[16:34] ---
    It... It's...!
[16:35] ---
    Bingo.
SIGN    Which will you cut?
[16:37] ---
    I was about to bring the wire cutters
    here and cut one of these cords.
[16:40] ---
    Could this be... the "cutting the wires
    of a time bomb" cliché of a situation?!
[16:46] ---
    What a twisted place to set it up in.
[16:49] ---
    I wanna see the face of
    the guy who installed it.
[16:52] ---
    The problem is what color of wire to cut.
[16:55] ---
    There are five.
SIGN    Which will you cut?
[16:57] ---
    Red, blue, green, yellow, and black.
[17:01] ---
    Red! Cut the red!
[17:04] ---
    What?! No, not the red!
SIGN    Which will you cut?
[17:07] ---
    Then... black...
[17:08] ---
    What?! You would cut the black?!
    Poor thing...
[17:12] ---
    Gero...
[17:13] ---
    But then I...
[17:16] ---
    I trust you're not going to
    suggest cutting the yellow.
[17:19] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Which will you cut?
[17:20] ---
    Th-Then the only ones left
    are blue and green...
[17:24] ---
    Gero...
[17:26] ---
    I've decided!
[17:27] ---
    We cut the blue!
[17:30] ---
    That's it!
[17:31] ---
    Green means go, so we should
    leave that one alone!
[17:33] ---
    You are all so mean!
[17:35] ---
    It might be a trap!
[17:37] ---
    If we cut that, it might go kaboom!
[17:39] ---
    Then which is it?!
[17:41] ---
    40 seconds until detonation!
[17:44] ---
    I've changed my mind!
    Red! Red, red, red!
[17:47] ---
    No! Green, green, green!
[17:49] ---
    I don't care, just do something!
[17:51] ---
    29 seconds until detonation!
[17:54] ---
    Green!
[17:55] ---
    Red, sir!
[17:56] ---
    Shut up, darn you!
[17:57] ---
    Agh! Hey! Stop that, Awabi!
[18:00] ---
    Who are you calling Awabi?!
[18:01] ---
    19 seconds until detonation!
[18:03] ---
    You!
[18:04] ---
    Gero!
[18:05] ---
    Let go! That's my precious final strand!
[18:08] ---
    I said green, and we're cutting green!
[18:09] ---
    Let go!
[18:10] ---
    You mindless idiot!
[18:14] ---
    I'll just cut anything!
[18:17] ---
    Snip!
[18:29] ---
    It stopped.
[18:31] ---
    My last hair...
[18:33] ---
    Don't tell me...
[18:34] ---
    ...the hair on his wig was the abort
    for the self-destruct sequence?
[18:40] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[18:44] ---
    I was the one who stopped
    the self-destruct sequence.
[18:48] ---
    That is...
[18:49] ---
    The thing from before.
[18:50] ---
    So... Who are you?
[18:52] ---
    I'll remind you.
[18:55] ---
    Synapse Conversion Beam!
[19:00] ---
    Ah! I'm...
[19:03] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:15] ---
    Ohh! You're...
[19:17] ---
    Weather Satellite Komawari!
[19:19] ---
    I've remembered everything, sir!
[19:22] ---
    Yes! The one who started the
    self-destruct sequence...
[19:26] ---
    ...was you, sir!
[19:28] ---
    I remember now, too.
[19:29] ---
    I was trying to destroy the system,
     and everyone stopped me.
[19:30] ---
    Don't do it, sir!
[19:33] ---
    That's why I ended up in chains and
    sunk to the bottom of the bath.
[19:37] ---
    And I was...
[19:39] ---
    ...trying to carry out Mr. Sergeant's Gundam
    models, which are worth more to him than his life.
[19:41] ---
    Big trouble, big trouble!
[19:43] ---
    Armageddon!
[19:43] ---
    I was digging a tunnel connecting
    to the other side of Pekopon!
[19:48] ---
    I was watering the vegetables,
    entirely ignorant of what was going on!
[19:52] ---
    I mean I didn't even know the
    self-destruct system had been...!
[19:54] ---
    No one even told me...!
[19:59] ---
    But why?! Why did a mere
    manmade satellite like you
[20:02] ---
    plot to wipe us out?!
[20:04] ---
    Let me guess. You got infected by an unknown
    computer virus and went out of control.
[20:09] ---
    Cheek. I was perfectly in control.
[20:12] ---
    In fact, I wanted to be free of your control.
[20:16] ---
    And that's why you tried to have us killed?!
[20:20] ---
    That used to be the plan.
[20:22] ---
    I am deeply disappointed in all of you.
[20:25] ---
    You were on the brink of
    a life-or-death situation.
[20:28] ---
    Yet you spoke of idols.
    You talked of sentai heroes.
[20:31] ---
    Why the heck were you doing skits.
    Are you guys idiots. You are pathetic.
[20:36] ---
    You are not even worth exterminating.
[20:38] ---
    Numbskulls. Mullet heads.
[20:40] ---
    And that's why you honorably
    stopped the self-destruct system?
[20:44] ---
    And so I will be abandoning you
    and embarking on my own journey.
[20:47] ---
    To the far reaches of space.
[20:50] ---
    Spring has come for my world.
[20:52] ---
    I am in top form. The fools
    will come. Pig's bum.
[20:55] ---
    See ya.
[21:02] ---
    Yeah, looked pretty out of control to me.
[21:05] ---
    Take care, my friend, sir!
[21:09] ---
    By the way, stupid frog,
    what were you mixing natto for?
[21:14] ---
    Ah, that.
[21:16] ---
    I thought the self-destruct system
    might stop if I gunked up the wires.
[21:21] ---
    No good?
[21:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[21:25] ---
    A monkey could have done better.
[21:27] ---
    What if you'd broken it
    and made it blow up faster?
[21:31] ---
    Ge... gero?!
[21:32] ---
    And so, although leaving us with a
    bit of a sour taste in our mouths,
[21:36] ---
    everything went back to the way it was...
[21:38] ---
    Except.
[21:42] ---
    Who the heck installed
    a virus into Komawari?!
[21:51] ---
    The Keroro Platoon are nothing special!
[21:55] ---
    A bunch of idiots, really...
[21:58] ---
    Now I'm really gonna get serious.
[22:05] ---
    Wh-What?! A new character, now?!
[22:08] ---
    It seems that the true crisis
    has yet to come for the Keroro Platoon!
[22:12] ---
    What will happen to the Earth?!
SIGN    Next time! A storm rages in the Keroro Platoon!
[22:15] ---
    Next time! A storm rages
    in the Keroro Platoon!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    Keroro Platoon: retreat
    from Pekopon immediately.
[23:55] ---
    Wh-Who do you think you are?!
[23:57] ---
    We will invade Pekopon.
[23:59] ---
    If you get in our way, we will show
    no mercy, commander or otherwise!
[24:02] ---
    Gero! But what about the
    Gundam models I was building?
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    Pekopon falls into our hands!
[24:09] ---
    "Keroro Platoon: The Day
    Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!"
[24:13] ---
    This is the greatest crisis the
    Keroro Platoon has ever faced, sir.
[24:16] ---**
    Ge-Gero!