E100 - Keroro: Huh? Who Am I? Who Are You? Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
AH... Saturday Night
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni
[01:20] [SONG] ---
...sometimes...
[01:20] [SONG] ---
tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:33] ---
I am the narrator. For the past
year and eleven months,
[01:37] ---
I have watched over the activities
of the Keroro Platoon,
[01:40] ---
but after today, that may be no more...
SIGN Warning!!
SIGN Emergency
SIGN Danger
SIGN Goodbye
SIGN Death Penalty
[01:48] ---
Big trouble, big trouble!
[01:51] ---
We're really up the creek now!
[01:58] ---
Armageddon! One one-thousandth!
SIGN Armageddon
[02:02] ---
This is not funny, sir.
[02:04] ---
I still have so many things I wanted to do.
SIGN Natto
[02:07] ---
Wh-Why does natto enter the picture?!
[02:10] ---
You see! This is clearly
no ordinary turn of events!
[02:13] ---
What on Earth has happened
to the Keroro Platoon?!
SIGN Warning!!
SIGN Emergency
SIGN Danger
SIGN Goodbye
SIGN Death Penalty
[02:16] ---
And in the middle of all this,
[02:17] ---
yet another accident makes this
incomprehensible situation even worse!
[02:38] ---
Gero?
[02:39] ---
Where am I? Or... wait...
[02:42] ---
Who... am I?
[02:44] ---
What?! The sergeant's lost his memories?
[02:47] ---
H-Hold on now, for real?!
[02:53] ---
Keroro: Huh? Who Am I?
Who Are You? Sir!
SIGN I am...
[02:58] ---
I am... mumblemumble
somethingsomething... sir!
SIGN I am ******** , sir!
[03:03] ---
Hmm? My name... is...
[03:05] ---
My name is...
[03:08] ---
Uungh! I can't remember!
[03:11] ---
Who in the world was I,
and what was I doing?
[03:13] ---
I can't remember a single thing
about myself, sir!
[03:16] ---
Gero?
[03:21] ---
Gero gero!
[03:23] ---
Wh-Who are you?!
[03:26] ---
Heave... Heave...
[03:28] ---
Wake up, sir!
[03:30] ---
I want you to tell me, sir.
[03:31] ---
Who in the world am I—
[03:41] ---
Who... am I?
[03:44] ---
What?! You too, Corporal Giroro?!
SIGN Time remaining until secret base self-destruction
[03:48] ---
Okay, this has really been bothering me.
[03:51] ---
What in the world is that timer?
[03:54] ---
What?! The secret base's self-destruct
sequence has been activated! And what's more,
[03:58] ---
there are only 15 minutes and
55 seconds until detonation!
[04:02] ---
This is quite the calamity.
[04:04] ---
This is your problem too, you know.
[04:07] ---
Hey, you two!
[04:10] ---
If you have any idea, tell us!
[04:12] ---
Who in the world are we?
[04:14] ---
Heh heh. Let me guess:
you two have lost your memories.
[04:18] ---
Woo, what a coincidence!
[04:20] ---
Gero?
[04:21] ---
We've lost ours, too!
[04:23] ---
Gero!
[04:24] ---
But your appearance has given me a hint
as to how we can get them back.
[04:30] ---
Gero?
[04:31] ---
We all lost our memories at once,
[04:33] ---
and were in close vicinity...
[04:36] ---
Which means... that there is
some connection between us.
[04:40] ---
If we can remember that, we might have
a chance of getting our memories back.
[04:44] ---
Then we'd better remember, pronto!
[04:46] ---
What connects us!
[04:48] ---
That is easy to say...
[04:50] ---
If we could remember that easily,
we wouldn't be in this trouble.
[04:53] ---
That said...
[04:54] ---
Hm? What is it, sir?
[04:55] ---
I feel like...
[04:57] ---
There's a word on the tip of my tongue...
[05:00] ---
Ta... Ta...
[05:02] ---
Yes! "Tai!"
SIGN tai
[05:04] ---
"Tai"? You mean...
[05:06] ---
Tai (sea bream), as in the fish?
SIGN tai (sea bream)
[05:09] ---
Noooo!
[05:11] ---
This "tai" (squad)!
SIGN tai (squad)
[05:12] ---
Tai... Tai...
SIGN Keroro Shoutai
(Keroro Platoon)
[05:14] ---
Ooh! You're on the right track!
[05:17] ---
You can remember it!
Strain your brains!
[05:20] ---
Gero?
[05:23] ---
Could we be... a popular idol group?
[05:26] ---
Why the heck?!
[05:28] ---
Chuunentai and Hoshigakitai,
SIGN ChuunenTAI
SIGN HoshigakiTAI
SIGN Ushirogami HippariTAI
[05:30] ---
and Ushirogami Hipparitai.
[05:32] ---
All these idol groups have "tai"
at the end of their names!
[05:34] ---
I see.
[05:36] ---
That could be a possibility.
[05:38] ---
Not a chance.
[05:39] ---
Okay, let us give it a try, then!
[05:42] ---
What?!
[05:42] ---
Might trigger some memory or other.
[05:46] ---
Now is really not the time for this...
[05:51] ---
Okay, so, I guess you be on vocals.
[05:54] ---
What? Me?!
SIGN Ariso de nasaso na girigiri no blues
[06:07] [SONG] ---
Don't get too close to me,
[06:10] [SONG] ---
Or you'll get yourself burned.
[06:13] ---
Doesn't sound like an idol song!
[06:16] ---
Or, like, predates J-pop?
[06:17] ---
Crushed!
[06:18] ---
Wait, who are you?
[06:19] ---
Umm...
[06:21] ---
Ummm...
[06:23] ---
Or, like, brainless goldfish?
[06:26] ---
Th-That's no good!
[06:29] ---
I'll freakin' sing the next one then!
SIGN Invaders
[06:36] ---
Invaders!
SIGN IN
[06:38] ---
In?!
SIGN VA
[06:39] ---
va?!
SIGN DERS
[06:40] ---
ders?!
[06:44] ---
Could... Could we be...
[06:46] ---
Invaders, is that what you're saying?
[06:48] ---
Yes! Finally touched on the central point!
[06:51] ---
N...
SIGN No way~
[06:53] ---
No way!
[06:54] ---
Who's ever seen invaders this cute?
[06:57] ---
Yeah!
[06:58] ---
This isn't a comic book.
[07:00] ---
Not realistic.
[07:02] ---
Or, like, silly nonsense?
[07:05] ---
Hey! Hey hey hey!
[07:08] ---
Okay, I'll sing one next!
[07:10] ---
Yay!
[07:11] ---
You're not done?!
[07:12] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[07:16] [SONG] ---
HE-HI-HA-HO-HA-HO
Hehoho Unsou (Transport)!
SIGN Hehoho Unsou (Transport)
[07:23] ---
What's wrong?
[07:26] ---
I... I think an important keyword just...
[07:28] ---
It sounded like you sung "Hehoho Unsou"...
[07:32] ---
That's not it, sir!
[07:33] ---
It's not Hehoho Unsou, it's...
[07:36] ---
Ke... Ke... Ke... o...
[07:39] ---
Ohh! It's...!
[07:43] ---
Has he got it...?
[07:48] ---
I can't remember at all!
[07:51] ---
I think I'm going to cry!
[07:51] ---
I don't know!
I just don't know anything about me!
[07:54] ---
Then what about a dance?
[07:57] ---
Idols are all about dancing!
[07:59] ---
If you move your body energetically,
you may recall something!
[08:03] ---
You! ...How long have you been there?
[08:06] ---
Ever since the beginning...
[08:08] ---
I didn't notice at all.
[08:11] ---
I-In any case! I, too, wish
to recover my memories!
[08:15] ---
Now, everyone! We will begin with that trick
most indispensable to idols, the backflip!
[08:19] ---
Nin!
[08:23] ---
Now, the rest of you follow!
[08:24] ---
Meh...
SIGN Meh...
[08:26] ---
Think the idol path's a dead-end.
[08:29] ---
I feel like it is wrong.
[08:31] ---
Wh-Why?!
[08:33] ---
You're...
[08:35] ---
...not allowed to stand out, I feel, sir.
[08:38] ---
N-Noooo...
[08:40] ---
And while all this is going on,
[08:42] ---
the time remaining until detonation
is down to 11 minutes, 11 seconds!
[08:50] ---
Five bright colors...
[08:51] ---
And the keyword "tai"...
[08:54] ---
Don't tell me...
[08:56] ---
We're... sentai heroes?!
[08:59] ---
I had that feeling, too!
[09:02] ---
Okay! Here we go, everyone!
[09:06] ---
Giro.
[09:06] ---
I like medium spicy.
[09:07] ---
Tama!
[09:08] ---
Nin!
[09:09] ---
Amnesia Sentai (Task Force)!
Rememberangers!
[09:15] ---
Gero?
[09:16] ---
And why are you in the middle?
[09:19] ---
The red one's normally the leader, isn't he?
[09:21] ---
Well... I kind of...
[09:24] ---
...feel like the leader has
to be me, for some reason...
[09:27] ---
More importantly, our special attack!
[09:30] ---
If we all unite our hearts as one,
our memories may return!
[09:34] ---
I see. Right, let's do this!
[09:36] ---
Yeah! Special attack!
[09:39] ---
Shiiiiiiiining...
[09:43] ---
I will beat the crap out of you!
[09:46] ---
Big Ships, Big Guns Policy!
[09:48] ---
My glasses, my glasses...
[09:51] ---
The left hand is for supp—
[09:56] ---
Sentai heroes... were wrong as well.
[10:00] ---
Yes.
[10:00] ---
My glasses, my glasses...
[10:03] ---
What other brightly-colored
groups are there...?
[10:06] ---
How about this?
SIGN Shouten
[10:09] ---
Here you go.
SIGN Homeland Battlefield
[10:19] ---
It's that time again for our
ogiri comedy panel contest!
[10:22] ---
I'm your host, Nostratei Gokuraku!
[10:25] ---
6pm Friday: don't go out, don't
walk anywhere, stay in the house.
[10:29] ---
I'm Netamitei Sonemi!
[10:31] ---
Nooo, doooon't,
[10:33] ---
that's my crotch!
[10:36] ---
I'm Kareeya Kukkurezou.
[10:38] ---
Things I want to see just once in my life:
[10:41] ---
Someone eating udon out of their ears.
[10:43] ---
Mirai Yashimaru at your service.
[10:45] ---
Charaaan!
[10:47] ---
Hello, everyone from Niigata!
[10:49] ---
I'm Kamaseya Inuhei!
[10:52] ---
Cross at crosswalks with a han—
[10:54] ---
Okay, here's the first question.
SIGN Homeland Battlefield
[10:56] ---
Think back on your childhood days,
[10:58] ---
and give me some short-story puns
on the theme of school!
[11:03] ---
Go on!
[11:07] ---
Ahhhh, Yamada-kun!
[11:10] ---
Take away all their floor cushions!
[11:12] ---
Uh, Y-Y-Yamada... kun?
[11:14] ---
Uh, floor cushions, floor cushions,
floor cushions!
[11:18] ---
8 minutes 34 seconds until explosion!
[11:20] ---
Now's not the time to be fooling around!
[11:24] ---
Ahh, N-Natsumi-chan?
[11:27] ---
And Fuyuki-kun!
[11:28] ---
They might do something about this situation!
[11:32] ---
Wowww, what is this place?
[11:35] ---
And who am I?!
[11:37] ---
Graaghh! Every! Single! Person!
[11:44] ---
This is like the bridge
you see on Captain Geroro!
[11:48] ---
Why is that the only thing
you remember?!
[11:50] ---
Are we the crew of an
intergalactic battleship?!
[11:54] ---
I see!
[11:56] ---
All hands to battle stations!
[11:58] ---
Roger!
[12:03] ---
Start the flywheel.
[12:05] ---
Ten seconds to engine ignition!
[12:09] ---
Gero? What's that?
SIGN Danger
SIGN Emergency
SIGN Death Penalty
SIGN Warning
[12:16] ---
Warning?!
[12:20] ---
Gero?!
[12:21] ---
Gentlemen. This base will
self-destruct shortly.
[12:25] ---
What?!
[12:27] ---
Resistance is futile. Cry. Weep.
[12:30] ---
Go to hell, and regret your own foolishness.
[12:35] ---
What?! Wait, wait, wait!
[12:37] ---
Gero gero!
[12:41] ---
7 minutes, 10 seconds to explosion!
[12:43] ---
This time... This time, the Keroro Platoon
might really be done for!
[12:56] ---
5 minutes, 27 seconds until the
secret base self-destructs!
[12:59] ---
We won't survive if we're
caught in the explosion, sir!
[13:02] ---
Quickly! We have to run away quickly, sir!
[13:05] ---
I am afraid it is not that easy!
[13:07] ---
Gero?
[13:09] ---
As long as we do not know
the scale of the explosion,
[13:11] ---
it may be the same,
no matter where we escape to.
[13:13] ---
So our only hope is to stop
the self-destruct sequence.
[13:17] ---
And to do that, we need
to get our memories back.
[13:21] ---
I think all of us might be...
[13:23] ---
...family!
[13:25] ---
Gero?
[13:27] ---
You two can't remember anything, either?
[13:29] ---
Look at this.
[13:34] ---
This is a living room!
[13:35] ---
There is a cat here, too.
[13:37] ---
Yes... As you say, we might be family!
[13:42] ---
This cat is Tama!
[13:44] ---
Tama here is the very proof
that we're all family!
[13:48] ---
Now, remember our family life, sirs!
SIGN Natto and a Single Hair
[13:55] ---
Oh, you're looking even
prettier than usual, Awabi!
[13:58] ---
My! Ebio-san!
[14:02] ---
Awabi-nee-san's gone all blushy!
[14:04] ---
What was that?
[14:06] ---
Burio, you come back this instant!
[14:08] ---
Come back here!
[14:11] ---
Awabi-nee-san, Burio-nii-chan,
are either of you ever going to grow up?
[14:16] ---
It's just the way they show
their love, Namako-chan.
[14:20] ---
Yay! Dad and Mom
love each other, too!
[14:25] ---
Oh, even deeper than that!
[14:27] ---
Don't we, Mother?
[14:29] ---
We sure do, Father!
[14:31] ---
Jealousyyyy!
SIGN Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
[14:34] ---
I hate you, Grammaaaaa!
[14:36] ---
Now, now, Bora-chan,
you mustn't be that way.
[14:40] ---
I'll never accept you as Gramps's wife!
[14:43] ---
I get the feeling that I am more
suitable to be Gramps's wife!
[14:51] ---
Oh, how they grow, don't they?
[14:56] ---
U-Ummm...
[14:59] ---
What role am I supposed to...
[15:00] ---
Ah...
[15:02] ---
You can be, uh, Mikawaya-san
the door-to-door seller.
[15:05] ---
Thanks for your custom!
[15:07] ---
Here you are, Father.
[15:09] ---
Your dinner is ready.
[15:11] ---
Ooh! Today we've got tofu,
[15:14] ---
and natto!
[15:15] ---
Ohh! My favorite foods!
[15:18] ---
Then, without delay—
[15:23] ---
Back then... Back then,
I was mixing natto, too...
[15:28] ---
Just before I lost my memory...
[15:29] ---
At that large bathhouse-type place!
[15:32] ---
Oh, right! That's it!
[15:34] ---
Gero?
[15:35] ---
We all have to remember what the situation
was when we lost our memories!
[15:39] ---
There might be a hint there
to restoring our memories!
[15:43] ---
I think we were...
[15:45] ---
...indoors, watching TV.
[15:47] ---
I was wrapped up in chains,
[15:50] ---
and sunk to the bottom of the bath.
[15:52] ---
I was wrapping up
Gundam models in a cloth.
[15:56] ---
I was sprinkling water on the plantation.
[15:59] ---
I was opening a big hole in the ground.
[16:03] ---
I was holding some wire cutters
in front of a Gundam model.
[16:07] ---
Are you a fan of Gundam models?
[16:10] ---
Couldn't give you an answer on that one...
[16:12] ---
But I feel I was on the verge
of something important...
[16:16] ---
2 minutes, 5 seconds remaining
until detonation!
[16:18] ---
Ahhhh, what's gonna happen?!
[16:24] ---
And the scene returns to the Galactic Bath!
[16:33] ---
Gero!
[16:34] ---
It... It's...!
[16:35] ---
Bingo.
SIGN Which will you cut?
[16:37] ---
I was about to bring the wire cutters
here and cut one of these cords.
[16:40] ---
Could this be... the "cutting the wires
of a time bomb" cliché of a situation?!
[16:46] ---
What a twisted place to set it up in.
[16:49] ---
I wanna see the face of
the guy who installed it.
[16:52] ---
The problem is what color of wire to cut.
[16:55] ---
There are five.
SIGN Which will you cut?
[16:57] ---
Red, blue, green, yellow, and black.
[17:01] ---
Red! Cut the red!
[17:04] ---
What?! No, not the red!
SIGN Which will you cut?
[17:07] ---
Then... black...
[17:08] ---
What?! You would cut the black?!
Poor thing...
[17:12] ---
Gero...
[17:13] ---
But then I...
[17:16] ---
I trust you're not going to
suggest cutting the yellow.
[17:19] ---
Gero...
SIGN Which will you cut?
[17:20] ---
Th-Then the only ones left
are blue and green...
[17:24] ---
Gero...
[17:26] ---
I've decided!
[17:27] ---
We cut the blue!
[17:30] ---
That's it!
[17:31] ---
Green means go, so we should
leave that one alone!
[17:33] ---
You are all so mean!
[17:35] ---
It might be a trap!
[17:37] ---
If we cut that, it might go kaboom!
[17:39] ---
Then which is it?!
[17:41] ---
40 seconds until detonation!
[17:44] ---
I've changed my mind!
Red! Red, red, red!
[17:47] ---
No! Green, green, green!
[17:49] ---
I don't care, just do something!
[17:51] ---
29 seconds until detonation!
[17:54] ---
Green!
[17:55] ---
Red, sir!
[17:56] ---
Shut up, darn you!
[17:57] ---
Agh! Hey! Stop that, Awabi!
[18:00] ---
Who are you calling Awabi?!
[18:01] ---
19 seconds until detonation!
[18:03] ---
You!
[18:04] ---
Gero!
[18:05] ---
Let go! That's my precious final strand!
[18:08] ---
I said green, and we're cutting green!
[18:09] ---
Let go!
[18:10] ---
You mindless idiot!
[18:14] ---
I'll just cut anything!
[18:17] ---
Snip!
[18:29] ---
It stopped.
[18:31] ---
My last hair...
[18:33] ---
Don't tell me...
[18:34] ---
...the hair on his wig was the abort
for the self-destruct sequence?
[18:40] ---
Don't be stupid.
[18:44] ---
I was the one who stopped
the self-destruct sequence.
[18:48] ---
That is...
[18:49] ---
The thing from before.
[18:50] ---
So... Who are you?
[18:52] ---
I'll remind you.
[18:55] ---
Synapse Conversion Beam!
[19:00] ---
Ah! I'm...
[19:03] ---
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:15] ---
Ohh! You're...
[19:17] ---
Weather Satellite Komawari!
[19:19] ---
I've remembered everything, sir!
[19:22] ---
Yes! The one who started the
self-destruct sequence...
[19:26] ---
...was you, sir!
[19:28] ---
I remember now, too.
[19:29] ---
I was trying to destroy the system,
and everyone stopped me.
[19:30] ---
Don't do it, sir!
[19:33] ---
That's why I ended up in chains and
sunk to the bottom of the bath.
[19:37] ---
And I was...
[19:39] ---
...trying to carry out Mr. Sergeant's Gundam
models, which are worth more to him than his life.
[19:41] ---
Big trouble, big trouble!
[19:43] ---
Armageddon!
[19:43] ---
I was digging a tunnel connecting
to the other side of Pekopon!
[19:48] ---
I was watering the vegetables,
entirely ignorant of what was going on!
[19:52] ---
I mean I didn't even know the
self-destruct system had been...!
[19:54] ---
No one even told me...!
[19:59] ---
But why?! Why did a mere
manmade satellite like you
[20:02] ---
plot to wipe us out?!
[20:04] ---
Let me guess. You got infected by an unknown
computer virus and went out of control.
[20:09] ---
Cheek. I was perfectly in control.
[20:12] ---
In fact, I wanted to be free of your control.
[20:16] ---
And that's why you tried to have us killed?!
[20:20] ---
That used to be the plan.
[20:22] ---
I am deeply disappointed in all of you.
[20:25] ---
You were on the brink of
a life-or-death situation.
[20:28] ---
Yet you spoke of idols.
You talked of sentai heroes.
[20:31] ---
Why the heck were you doing skits.
Are you guys idiots. You are pathetic.
[20:36] ---
You are not even worth exterminating.
[20:38] ---
Numbskulls. Mullet heads.
[20:40] ---
And that's why you honorably
stopped the self-destruct system?
[20:44] ---
And so I will be abandoning you
and embarking on my own journey.
[20:47] ---
To the far reaches of space.
[20:50] ---
Spring has come for my world.
[20:52] ---
I am in top form. The fools
will come. Pig's bum.
[20:55] ---
See ya.
[21:02] ---
Yeah, looked pretty out of control to me.
[21:05] ---
Take care, my friend, sir!
[21:09] ---
By the way, stupid frog,
what were you mixing natto for?
[21:14] ---
Ah, that.
[21:16] ---
I thought the self-destruct system
might stop if I gunked up the wires.
[21:21] ---
No good?
[21:23] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[21:25] ---
A monkey could have done better.
[21:27] ---
What if you'd broken it
and made it blow up faster?
[21:31] ---
Ge... gero?!
[21:32] ---
And so, although leaving us with a
bit of a sour taste in our mouths,
[21:36] ---
everything went back to the way it was...
[21:38] ---
Except.
[21:42] ---
Who the heck installed
a virus into Komawari?!
[21:51] ---
The Keroro Platoon are nothing special!
[21:55] ---
A bunch of idiots, really...
[21:58] ---
Now I'm really gonna get serious.
[22:05] ---
Wh-What?! A new character, now?!
[22:08] ---
It seems that the true crisis
has yet to come for the Keroro Platoon!
[22:12] ---
What will happen to the Earth?!
SIGN Next time! A storm rages in the Keroro Platoon!
[22:15] ---
Next time! A storm rages
in the Keroro Platoon!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
You really have always ticked me off.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:15] [SONG] ---
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
Keroro Platoon: retreat
from Pekopon immediately.
[23:55] ---
Wh-Who do you think you are?!
[23:57] ---
We will invade Pekopon.
[23:59] ---
If you get in our way, we will show
no mercy, commander or otherwise!
[24:02] ---
Gero! But what about the
Gundam models I was building?
[24:05] ---
Never mind that. Next time,
Pekopon falls into our hands!
[24:09] ---
"Keroro Platoon: The Day
Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!"
[24:13] ---
This is the greatest crisis the
Keroro Platoon has ever faced, sir.
[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!