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E189 - Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    It's the dead of night,
    when even the plants sleep.
[01:43] ---
    Th-This is...
[02:08] ---
    Dororo... Dororo!
[02:13] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[02:14] ---
    What happened? You looked like you
    were having a really bad dream.
[02:17] ---
    Ah... no...
[02:19] ---
    It is nothing.
[02:20] ---
    If you're sure...
[02:22] ---
    My apologies for making you worry.
    I really am fine.
[02:25] ---
    Okay, then. Good night.
[02:33] ---
    Why would I dream about such a thing now?
[02:37] ---
    I thought I had sealed that abhorrent memory
    away in the deepest reaches of my heart.
[02:44] ---
    Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!
SIGN    The 113th (Or Something) Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[02:50] ---
    Uhh, so, this time,
SIGN    Project 00
[02:56] ---
    we will execute Project 00, sir!
[02:58] ---
    In other words, we bring
    all our allowances to zero!
[03:01] ---
    A groundbreaking project in which
    we zero our wasted spending,
[03:04] ---
    and secure funds for Gundam models, sir!
[03:07] ---
    What did you say?!
[03:07] ---
    Are you serious?!
SIGN    Project 00
[03:09] ---
    Excuse me, Lance Corporal Dororo!
[03:11] ---
    Are you listening?!
[03:13] ---
    Ah... yes... sorry, my honorable leader.
[03:15] ---
    I was somewhat lost in thought.
[03:17] ---
    Grr!
[03:18] ---
    "Grr" is what we should be saying!
[03:20] ---
    Uncle, we have problems!
[03:23] ---
    An urgent letter from the
    Army HQ on Planet Keron!
[03:26] ---
    What'd you say?!
[03:27] ---
    I-It's...!
[03:30] ---
    Wh-What is it?
SIGN    Project 00
[03:32] ---
    Simply a missing persons notice, sir.
[03:35] ---
    I see.
[03:36] ---
    It says it is a notification
    of a space deserter.
[03:39] ---
    "Capture on sight," it says...
[03:43] ---
    This is about stuff happening
    all the way on Planet Keron!
[03:46] ---
    No relevance to us at all.
    No relevance whatsoever, sir!
[03:51] ---
    Th-This is... Captain Jirara!
SIGN    Project 00
[03:54] ---
    Mr. Corporal Giroro, do you know this man?
[03:58] ---
    No... we've never met directly, but...
[04:01] ---
    He's the leader of the ultra-elite
    Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
[04:04] ---
    and is also known as the
    "Silent Slaughterer."
[04:07] ---
    An assassin of considerable skill, I believe.
[04:09] ---
    Wow.
[04:10] ---
    Sounds dangerous.
[04:12] ---
    Hey, Dororo. You should
    know him, shouldn't you?
[04:18] ---
    He was my...
[04:21] ---
    ...former... superior.
[04:23] ---
    What?!
[04:24] ---
    Uhh...
[04:26] ---
    Ah, right, right!
[04:27] ---
    So, our operation,
[04:30] ---
    I assume you're all okay with it, sir?
[04:31] ---
    Don't change the subject!
[04:33] ---
    Zero allowance is too mean, Mr. Sergeant.
[04:36] ---
    Gero?
[04:37] ---
    Y-Yes, he has a point...
[04:40] ---
    In the first place, the part about buying
    Gundam models with the money we save,
[04:43] ---
    has exactly what relevance
    to our invasion of Pekopon?
[04:45] ---
    Ahh! Honestly, you're all
    out of touch, sir!
[04:48] ---
    Listen closely: it has no relevance!
[05:03] ---
    Dororo.
[05:04] ---
    Koyuki-dono.
[05:06] ---
    You've been acting sort of strange
    ever since last night.
[05:08] ---
    I...
[05:10] ---
    I am truly glad that I came to Pekopon,
    and met you, Koyuki-dono.
[05:17] ---
    What's this all of a sudden?
[05:24] ---
    What's this?
[05:25] ---
    It's a charm.
[05:26] ---
    I was taught to make them by Mukuro
    when I was a little girl.
[05:29] ---
    When something bad happens,
[05:31] ---
    this figure is supposed to stand in for you.
[05:34] ---
    Koyuki-dono.
[05:35] ---
    You were acting strange,
    so I made it in a hurry.
[05:39] ---
    I got told off by the teacher while I was
    making it in the middle of class.
[05:43] ---
    I shall treasure it.
[05:47] ---
    Ah, a shooting star!
[05:49] ---
    What is that?
[05:59] ---
    The red shooting star
    made strange movements,
[06:03] ---
    and then disappeared in the sky
    over the Okumura Mountains.
SIGN    Sighted all around the capital region: A UFO?
[06:07] ---
    Based on its movements, some claims
    are being made that it may be a UFO.
[06:12] ---
    Huh, a UFO...
[06:12] ---
    But the veracity of this
    is as yet unknown.
[06:14] ---
    Sis, I'm going out.
[06:16] ---
    With a bag? Where are you going?
[06:18] ---
    The Okumura Mountains. To investigate.
[06:21] ---
    The UFO that was just on the news?
[06:24] ---
    Yeah. It's a short trip by train.
    I'll be back by evening.
[06:28] ---
    You really are proactive when it
    comes to occult-related stuff.
[06:32] ---
    Sheesh! I can't believe
    they won't accept my Project 00!
[06:36] ---
    Rassin' frassin', sir!
[06:37] ---
    Ah, Sarge! Do you want to
    come out investigating with me?
[06:40] ---
    Gero?
[06:51] ---
    North-northwest.
[06:53] ---
    I am certain that last night's red comet
    fell somewhere around here.
[06:59] ---
    There!
[07:02] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[07:04] ---
    You are good. I guess it's impossible
    to tail you without being noticed.
[07:08] ---
    Why did you come here?
[07:09] ---
    Dororo, aren't you hiding something from me?
[07:13] ---
    I knew it.
[07:16] ---
    Dororo?
[07:17] ---
    Until now, I have been keeping my past
    a secret even from you.
[07:21] ---
    I will tell of it now.
SIGN    Okumura Mountain Walking Trail
[07:27] ---
    Ahhh! The cold air at the start of winter
    actually feels good, sir!
[07:32] ---
    Come on, Sarge, we're not here to play.
[07:35] ---
    Oh, right you are, sir!
[07:37] ---
    Searching for UFOs, searching for UFOs!
[07:41] ---
    Unfortunately, it probably
    won't be a real UFO,
[07:43] ---
    but just a meteorite or something.
[07:47] ---
    But it's a rare trip out with Master Fuyuki!
[07:50] ---
    I'll keep that to myself, sir!
[07:52] ---
    Sarge, according to the eyewitness reports,
    it should be in that direction!
[07:56] ---
    Roger, sir!
[07:58] [SONG] ---
    An unthinkable morning is here,
[08:02] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[08:06] [SONG] ---
    With revenge in my heart...
[08:12] ---
    We've climbed up quite a way!
[08:14] ---
    I guess I'll just...
[08:18] ---
    Ooh! Take a picture of me, too!
[08:22] ---
    Okay, I'm taking it!
SIGN    Take Photo Mode Menu
[08:23] ---
    Job well done!
[08:26] ---
    Gero?
[08:31] ---
    Ahhh! Gero!
[08:34] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[08:35] ---
    What's going on?!
[08:37] ---
    Gero...
[08:42] ---
    Th-That's...!
[08:43] ---
    What is it, Sarge?
[08:45] ---
    That's Captain Jirara! From the wanted notice!
[09:01] ---
    Hello?
[09:02] ---
    Ah, Sis? Could you call Giroro if he's there?
[09:06] ---
    Huh? Giroro? That's unusual. What happened?
[09:09] ---
    Um... Something a bit urgent.
[09:14] ---
    It was back when I was still called Zeroro.
[09:18] ---
    I was a member of a most fearsome unit.
[09:21] ---
    Assassins, right?
[09:23] ---
    Assassins indeed,
    but a particularly strong unit,
[09:26] ---
    known by enemies as the "worst case."
[09:28] ---
    Its name was...
[09:29] ---
    ...the Keron Army
    Covert Special Forces, "X1"!
[09:35] ---
    It was also called the Vampire Squad
    and the Red Assassins.
[09:39] ---
    The training there...
[09:41] ---
    ...would make your hair stand on end.
[09:45] ---
    We cut down our own allies day after day
    in order to cast away our emotions.
[09:49] ---
    Days of horrifying training
    we called "cannibalism."
[09:53] ---
    Cannibalism...
[09:55] ---
    I believe you have crossed swords with
    one of my fellows once in the past.
[09:59] ---
    You don't mean...
[10:06] ---
    Yes. Now a member of the Galulu Platoon:
    Lance Corporal Zorara.
[10:11] ---
    Ah... no... Lance Corporal Dasasa...
[10:13] ---
    No, that's wrong...
    Lance Corporal Tarere, was it...?
SIGN    Lance Corporal Zolulu
[10:16] ---
    No. It's "Lance Corporal Zolulu."
[10:19] ---
    In any case, it was a unit to be feared,
    raising soldiers of that caliber en masse.
[10:26] ---
    Captain Jirara, who was both the founder
    and the leader of that Vampire Squad,
[10:30] ---
    has come here, to Pekopon.
[10:35] ---
    And what's worse, it is as
    a dangerous lone deserter.
[10:40] ---
    It is Dororo.
[10:41] ---
    Dororo, we've got trouble.
[10:42] ---
    It looks like Keroro and Fuyuki
    are under attack by persons unknown.
[10:45] ---
    What?
[10:47] ---
    I'll be at the scene at any moment.
[10:49] ---
    Where are you right now?
[10:51] ---
    Giroro-dono, from whom
    did you receive that message?
[10:54] ---
    Fuyuki contacted us by mobile phone.
[10:56] ---
    N-No! It's a trap!
[10:58] ---
    A trap?!
[10:59] ---
    Wh...?! You're...!
[11:02] ---
    Giroro-dono. Giroro-dono!
[11:06] ---
    Koyuki-dono, you must not follow me!
[11:09] ---
    But... Dororo!
[11:11] ---
    You must not follow!
[11:15] ---
    No matter what, you must not follow...
[11:29] ---
    Curse you! Load Micro-Missiles!
[11:32] ---
    Omnidirectional untargeted salvo!
[11:41] ---
    What?!
[11:56] ---
    Clones... no, not that either...
[11:59] ---
    The technique seems to
    resemble teleportation.
[12:02] ---
    Very well. Then I will put an end to you
    in hand-to-hand combat!
[12:08] ---
    Corporal Giroro, battle cry!
[12:13] ---
    I won't fall for that!
    The real one is... behind me!
[12:19] ---
    So close.
[12:23] ---
    Th-This is...
[12:25] ---
    What?!
[12:29] ---
    You are still very much second-rate
    next to your brother Galulu.
[12:33] ---
    Giroro-dono!
[12:37] ---
    So you are here.
[12:41] ---
    Then I was too late...
[12:43] ---
    Captain Jirara!
[12:46] ---
    It has been some time, Zeroro.
[12:48] ---
    For what reason did you leave the army,
    and come here to Pekopon?
[12:53] ---
    Where are my honorable leader
    and Fuyuki-dono?
[12:55] ---
    I disposed of them.
[12:58] ---
    This place is in the sticks of the universe.
[13:00] ---
    If I erase all of you Keronians,
[13:03] ---
    there will be no one left on this planet
    who knows my identity.
[13:06] ---
    What... What are you thinking?!
[13:10] ---
    Once I erase you, only Private 2nd Class Tamama
    and Sergeant Major Kululu will remain.
[13:16] ---
    Then, on this planet, at long last,
    I will be able to live freely.
[13:21] ---
    Just for... Just for your own freedom...
[13:25] ---
    ...you did that to my leader,
     to Giroro-dono,
[13:27] ---
    and to Fuyuki-dono,
     who has nothing to do with this!
[13:29] ---
    Have you become such an unholy fiend?!
[13:31] ---
    Captain Jirara!!
[13:35] ---
    Oho. So you would draw your sword.
[13:37] ---
    But you can never beat me.
[13:40] ---
    You never know until you try!
[13:47] ---
    A new foe?
[13:48] ---
    I'll help you, Dororo!
[13:50] ---
    K-Koyuki-dono! How many times
    did I impress upon you not to follow me?!
[13:54] ---
    But...
[13:56] ---
    Assassin Super Magic:
[14:01] ---
    No!
[14:08] ---
    Koyuki-dono?
[14:10] ---
    Do...ro...ro...
[14:17] ---
    This move...
[14:18] ---
    Melting into your opponent's shadow,
    and making them into your own puppet...
[14:22] ---
    "Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Puppet!"
[14:25] ---
    Can you bring yourself to attack this girl?
[14:30] ---
    Return to your senses, Koyuki-dono!
[14:33] ---
    It is futile!
[14:37] ---
    Though I have met blades with her
    on countless occasions during training,
[14:40] ---
    I have never before faced her
    in an all-out battle!
[14:43] ---
    How swift and heavy are her blows!
[14:45] ---
    So this is Koyuki-dono's determined sword!
[14:52] ---
    What's wrong?! Why do you not
    use your Assassin Magic?!
[14:55] ---
    I am not the Zeroro I once was!
[14:58] ---
    I was born anew on Pekopon, and trained
    together with Koyuki-dono as the ninja Dororo!
[15:03] ---
    You...
[15:05] ---
    I shall defeat with my Dororo Ninja Arts!
[15:07] ---
    How laid-back.
[15:09] ---
    Koyuki Ninja Art: Ice Breaker!
[15:16] ---
    That is the reason you cannot win against me.
[15:18] ---
    What is?!
[15:19] ---
    A heart is unnecessary
    for a true murder machine.
[15:23] ---
    As long as you have a heart,
    you will never be able to beat this girl!
[15:26] ---
    I... I...!
[15:33] ---
    To become a still stronger assassin,
[15:35] ---
    you must throw away your heart as a person!
[15:37] ---
    Throw away your rationality!
[15:39] ---
    Think of yourself as a weapon
    that exists only for battle!
[15:42] ---
    Understand?!
[15:43] ---
    Even so, I will not cast away my heart!
[15:47] ---
    Then you will lose.
[15:53] ---
    At this rate...
[15:58] ---
    That's...!
[16:00] ---
    The power to move
    dimensional space as he pleases,
[16:02] ---
    and conceal himself in a planar
    space known as "shadow."
[16:09] ---
    Captain Jirara's true self is
    concealed within that shadow!
[16:15] ---
    Fool...
[16:27] ---
    I am not limited to this girl's techniques!
[16:29] ---
    Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Thread!
[16:35] ---
    And what's more...
[16:36] ---
    Koyuki Ninja Art:
[16:38] ---
    Absolute Zero!
[16:47] ---
    Embrace your beloved "heart"
     and scatter with it!
[17:00] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[17:17] ---
    So this is all.
[17:19] ---
    After renaming yourself Dororo,
[17:20] ---
    you have become a warrior unworthy
    of even second-rate, Zeroro.
[17:25] ---
    Yes... my past self, Zeroro,
[17:28] ---
    may have stricken Koyuki-dono down...
[17:32] ---
    But! This has allowed me to get closer
    to you than I ever otherwise could!
[17:47] ---
    I have finally managed to flush you out
    of Koyuki-dono's shadow!
[17:51] ---
    You...
[17:55] ---
    This charm that Koyuki-dono made for me
[17:57] ---
    took the blow for me!
[18:02] ---
    Absurd. The slightest change in alignment,
    and you would have been...
[18:06] ---
    Even under your control,
[18:08] ---
    there must have remained a trace
    of her original heart deep inside!
[18:13] ---
    When something bad happens,
[18:15] ---
    this figure is supposed to stand in for you.
[18:18] ---
    Impossible. Hearts are not so strong.
[18:22] ---
    Captain Jirara!
[18:24] ---
    It is time for us to settle this!
[18:28] ---
    Very well.
[19:14] ---
    Captain Jirara...
[19:15] ---
    You deliberately made a shallow cut...
[19:20] ---
    I have grown... tired of living as an assassin.
[19:24] ---
    Surely... you weren't intending
    to lose from the start?!
[19:27] ---
    You are the only man in this universe
    who could strike me down...
[19:31] ---
    It looks like... I made the right choice...
    coming to this planet.
[19:38] ---
    This is how it should be.
    With my death, I shall finally be...
[19:43] ---
    ...free...
[19:58] ---
    Gero!
[20:00] ---
    Gero!
[20:03] ---
    Fuyuki-dono! My leader! Giroro-dono!
[20:06] ---
    Wh-Where are we?
[20:08] ---
    What the heck happened, sir?
[20:10] ---
    I was suddenly sucked into this
    bright red thing, and then...
[20:14] ---
    Hey, Dororo!
[20:15] ---
    Where's the enemy?! Where's Captain Jirara?!
[20:18] ---
    Th-That's right!
[20:21] ---
    Come out, sir! Then go away, sir!
[20:23] ---
    It is... over now.
[20:25] ---
    What...?
[20:26] ---
    At last.
[20:38] ---
    I...
[20:40] ---
    I am truly glad that I came to Pekopon,
    and met you, Koyuki-dono.
[20:46] ---
    Dororo...
[20:51] ---
    Assassins...
[20:53] ---
    They are soldiers of misfortune,
    doomed to a sad fate.
[20:58] ---
    Dororo once again gave thanks to this green
    Pekopon, for saving him from that fate.
[21:07] ---
    He is still green himself...
[21:14] ---
    But... with this, I am now free.
[21:17] ---
    The scant remainder of my life,
[21:19] ---
    I will live silently, on some other planet.
[21:23] ---
    I have started to think about once again
    taking back that thing you call a heart.
[21:29] ---
    I thank you, Dororo...
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
    Birthday Special?
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    December 9th is my birthday!
SIGN    Weapons Department
[23:11] ---
    Oh, they're great no matter how old
    you get, aren't they, birthdays!
[23:14] ---
    I can't wait for my birthday!
[23:17] ---
    How many candles
    will I light on my birthday?!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! I wonder if they'd
    make it a national holiday?
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: Objective Present, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!"
SIGN    Wha
SIGN    Weapons Department
[23:29] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!