# E69 - Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir! / Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition! Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKVQ0/natsumi--fuyuki-get-spirited-away-sir--keroro-a-time-honored-tradition-midsummer-comedy-battle-sir)
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Here we go!
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"Sore ike~!!!"
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Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
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Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
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Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
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Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
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You're bound to mess up.
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Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
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For times like that: irresponsibility!
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Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
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Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
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Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
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You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
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Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
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And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
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Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
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Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
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It's more fun when you're brainless.
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Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
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Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
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Isn't it time we did something about that?
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Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
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Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Good job!
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"Gokurousa~n!!!"
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This peculiar incident
took place on the road
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as the Hinatas made their way home
from a family-only outing.
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Hey, Mom, isn't this kind of strange?
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Was there a road like this near our house?
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Have we gotten lost?
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The Nishizawas' tower is visible,
so we should be in the neighborhood...
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Oh?
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Was there a tunnel like this
in our neighborhood?
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It looks awfully sketchy.
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Shall we poke our heads in?
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What?! It'd be better for us
to turn back, Mom!
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It'll be fine!
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You never know, it might be
a newly opened theme park!
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Oh, wait for us, Mom!
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What is this?
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"Health Resort Jaburo"...
***SIGN*** Jaburo
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Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir!
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We've sure found a nice place!
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But there's no one here.
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We have the whole place to ourselves.
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I bet it's brand new, just like
I said, so no one knows about it yet.
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This feels so good!
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It's a nice, peaceful bath.
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The benefits are written here.
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Joint pain, nerve pain... cryonic shoulder?
Space athlete's foot?
***SIGN*** Nerve Pain Cryonic Shoulder Space Athlete's Foot Space Rheumatism
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Space?
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Could this place be...
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Welcome!
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Shall I wash your back for you?
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Mois-chan?!
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Oh? What are you all doing here?
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Or, like, surprise clients?
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If you're here...
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...that means this place is...
***SIGN*** Keroron
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Yes, this health resort was built by Uncle.
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Or, like, natural hot springs?
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So I'm asking you, why do
I have to do something like this?!
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So I've told you over and over!
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It's to earn money for the invasion budget!
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If we've got the money
to build a facility like this,
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you could just spend it on
the invasion to begin with!
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Uncle!
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The members of the Hinata family
are here. What shall we do?
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Gero?
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N-Natsumi?!
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Well, well, I see
you're all here together.
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Welcome to Jaburo, sir.
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Please make yourselves at home.
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This is a remarkably useful place,
considering you built it, stupid frog.
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But is it really okay?
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We just waltzed in here without
knowing what this place was.
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The Hinata family has always
been good to me, sir.
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So this is the perfect chance
to return the favor, sir.
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Um, uh, if you want me to wash
your back, d-d-don't hesitate to ask.
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But well, I actually built
this health resort for aliens.
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What? Aliens?
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Wow, so aliens go to health resorts, too.
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Ooh, the crowds should
be arriving soon, sir.
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H-Hold on a second!
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If you built this for aliens...
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Oh, Natsumi...
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I-If you want me to wash your back...
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Come on in!
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Or, like, welcomed warmly?
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It's a Flatwoods Monster and a Grey, Sis!
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Popular alien entertainers
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on *Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers,* sir.
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Wh-What's this blobby thing?!
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Oh, that is a Derorin alien
from the 53rd Planet
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of the Sea Slug Constellation.
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Derorin aliens tend to
be sensitive to the cold.
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Wow, I guess there are
all sorts among aliens, too.
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In this way, if these aliens can deepen
their understanding of one another,
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I would be most gratified, sir.
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What's the matter, Sergeant Major Kululu?
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We've got a crisis.
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I got a call that there was a mix-up,
and that a banana gator egg
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slipped in here with the wellspring
we got from Planet Agatawa.
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What?!
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Ba... Bana... Banaga bator...
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I mean... a b-banana gator egg!
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Mr. Sergeant, what is a banana gator?
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A fearsome creature, sir!
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Long ago, when I went to
Planet Agatawa for survival training,
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I ran into one deep in the jungles!
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Even the old Mr. Sergeant
was no match for it?!
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I-It's that fearsome?!
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This is a bad situation, sir.
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If the heat from the hot springs
causes the egg to hatch...
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Hey, come to think of it,
I haven't seen Mom in while.
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Could the banana gator
have gotten to her?!
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N-No way!
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Mom!
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Evacuate everyone
immediately and seal this place...
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No, that would be a bad idea, sir.
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If it becomes public knowledge
that something like a banana gator egg
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slipped into the hot springs...
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Or, like, patron distrust?
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We will keep this a secret
from the bathhouse customers
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and search for the egg
on our own, sir.
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Th-This is...!
***SIGN*** Presence Presence Presence...
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I sense a formidable presence, sir!
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So it's in here!
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There's no one here.
***SIGN*** Presence Presence Presence...
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Mukujan, presence generating aliens,
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who do nothing but give off
a vibe that they are there.
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Here as a group!
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Found it!
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It's the egg!
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Gesu from Gesui River!
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No, they're community-based aliens
called Arazaza aliens.
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They're here as a group, too.
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I don't see any egg.
***SIGN*** Huge Sale
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Okay, we've got a wonderful product
ready for you once again today!
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These are space Nishijin weave bath towels!
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Right now, they're a shocking 99% off!
***SIGN*** Huge Sale Huge Sale Huge Sale Huge Sale! 99% OFF!
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And we have them in sizes S through...
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Wh-What in the world is going on?!
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Darn it! Where's the egg?!
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With how vast this place is,
searching for it is...
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Ah-ha! So this is where you were! Boo, boo!
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What was that all about just now, boo?!
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You've ruined our three night, four day
Pekopon Steaming Hot Springs Tour, boo!
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The Space TV Station party is
also displeased! Boo, boo, boo!
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Sarge!
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Gero?
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Isn't that the egg?
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That is definitely a
banana gator egg, sir.
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All right, now's our chance to...
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It's too late, sir!
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Just what kind of creature
is the banana gator?
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Is it a carnivorous space creature?
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No, its diet primarily consists
of bananas, sir.
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It eats the bananas that grow
in heavy bunches on its back.
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It is a self-sustaining
space organism, sir.
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It's happening!
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Banyaa!
***SIGN*** Self-Sustaining Space Organism Banana Gator
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Self-sustaining space organism,
the banana gator!
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This is the fearsome space creature?
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Or, like, darling creature?
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Bani?
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Somehow, it doesn't look dangerous at all.
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Baani...
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Bani?
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It's no use, sir!
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My body!
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My body has a mind of its own!
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Allow me to explain!
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Due to the entertainer's spirit that
tragically speaks to Sergeant Keroro,
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whenever he sees a banana peel,
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he cannot help but to go step and trip on it!
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It's mine!
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Gero!
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Gero!
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Geroooo!
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Tripping in earnest, showing
not an inkling of moderation!
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And with the compounding effect of
the already-slippery hot springs floor,
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Sergeant Keroro magnificently
soars into the air!
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Owowowowowowowowowow!
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Ooh!
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Th-That's...
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That's the reason you were
afraid of the banana gator?!
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Or, like, comic show-off?
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But look at all the aliens who
were angry at him just a moment ago.
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I've done variety shows for a long time,
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but I have never seen
anyone trip so splendidly!
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This will grab audience ratings!
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That is as far as you go, poyo!
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Poyo?
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I dropped by this health resort
on my way home from work,
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and I've come face-to-face
with an unexpected crime, poyo!
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Poyon-chan!
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The banana gator is a protected species
of Planet Agatawa, poyo!
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Smuggling them off the planet
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is forbidden by the Space
Washington Convention, poyo!
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Wow...
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Mom! Where were you?
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I was getting a body scrub
from Doro-chan over there.
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Nin, nin.
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Look at how smooth my skin is!
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Those who violate the
Space Washington Convention
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get fined three million Space Euro!
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I'll be seizing this facility as well, poyo!
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N-No way!
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And so, yet another one of
Sergeant Keroro's plans ended in failure.
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But the magnificent footage
of him tripping on this day
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was broadcast universe-wide
by the TV Producer alien,
**[11:17] ---**
and it is said that it was passed on
as a legend for many years to come.
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One day, during summer break,
the Hinata family received a postcard.
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Addressed to Aozora Keroko-sama,
in the care of the Hinata family?
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Is that me, sir?
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"O youth, turn your eye this year
towards Hicksville Beach once more."
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H-Hicksville Beach?!
**[11:45] ---**
Come to think of it, Natsumi,
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This is...
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you became all grown up
that time, didn't you?
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...bananas!
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Sarge, you wanted the
Gundam knockoff Dangale model,
***SIGN*** Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale Iruma Model Company
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so you participated in the
comedy contest, didn't you?
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
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That's right!
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For more details,
be sure to watch episode 18.
***SIGN*** Papareho... Papareho... Papareho...
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It's the story of how Natsumi went
from being a girl to a grown woman
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and had a bittersweet summer experience.
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It's not true! He's lying!
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It's embarrassing, so don't
watch it, no matter what!
**[12:10] ---**
So the Swimsuit Comedy Team Contest
is happening again this year.
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Does that mean...
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...they're giving away more
Dangales as prizes, sir?
**[12:17] ---**
No, it says they're doing
Zeta Dangales this year.
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Gero...
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Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition!
Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!
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It really is so nice to see the ocean!
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The sea breeze is so refreshing!
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I'm happy I got to come to the beach again
with you this year, Natsumi-san.
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Oh? What's wrong, Sarge?
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Aren't you entering the
comedy contest again this year?
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The comedy contest?
You've got to be kidding me.
**[12:58] ---**
You don't want the Zeta Dangale prize?
**[13:01] ---**
I don't want a rinse-and-repeat
knockoff, sir.
**[13:04] ---**
They can't just release whatever
and expect it to be popular.
**[13:07] ---**
A collector's mindset is so complicated...
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Well, I guess this trip is sort of like
the Keroro Platoon's summer vacation.
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We'll enjoy some leisurely
swimming in Pekopon's ocean, sir.
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
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It looks like there are more
people here than last year.
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There are fewer hardcore people here,
**[13:25] ---**
but now the place is full of
soft, casual visitors, sir.
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Hicksville Beach successfully
revitalized their village
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with last year's Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest,
**[13:33] ---**
and had solidly established itself
as a popular destination.
**[13:37] ---**
Oh, look.
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There's even a TV station here.
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If it isn't TV Inner-Tokyo.
**[13:44] ---**
It looks like they're going to
broadcast the contest on TV.
**[13:50] ---**
What? You are going to enter
the comedy contest again?
**[13:54] ---**
Comedy's all the rage right now.
**[13:57] ---**
We live in an era
**[13:58] ---**
where comedians are more popular
than middling teen idols.
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If we can get on TV,
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it will be the ideal foothold for
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
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It's true, comedy is the one thing
you're good at, Keroro.
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We'll get Pekoponians to watch
my performance on TV nationwide,
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and by getting tons and tons of laughs,
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I'll become a household darling, sir!
**[14:20] ---**
Equipping Pekoponian suit!
***SIGN*** You will be laughing!
**[14:24] ---**
Here we go, Lady Mois!
**[14:26] ---**
Sure thing!
**[14:27] ---**
Snap!
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I'm Aozora Keroko!
**[14:29] ---**
I'm Unabara Mois!
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Together, we're known as Armageddon!
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That woman!
**[14:38] ---**
This year, I will do a comedy routine
with Mr. Sergeant, for sure!
**[14:44] ---**
It's so cold!
**[14:45] ---**
Okay, we're here again this year!
**[14:47] ---**
A special edition of *623 Radio!*
**[14:50] ---**
Broadcasting live from Hicksville
Beach yet again, just like last year!
**[14:51] ---**
623-san...
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For this year's Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest,
**[14:56] ---**
I, 623, will be participating
as a judge from here in the studio.
**[15:00] ---**
What?!
**[15:00] ---**
The plan is to give away a signed
autograph board with a poem
**[15:03] ---**
as the 623 Award to the contestant
that I thought was funny.
**[15:07] ---**
An autograph board from 623!
**[15:10] ---**
No, no, what am I saying? Comedy
routines are something I've never...
**[15:13] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[15:15] ---**
Let's do it!
**[15:16] ---**
We will wipe out the stain
of last year's disgrace!
**[15:20] ---**
So, with that in mind, I'd like to get
right to putting our material together.
**[15:23] ---**
But, on my pride as a comedian,
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we cannot do the
same material as last year!
**[15:29] ---**
There is but one task before us!
**[15:32] ---**
In the brief time we have
until the contest begins,
***SIGN*** New Material
**[15:34] ---**
we must develop new material, sir!
**[15:37] ---**
Okay, Uncle! Mois will work hard!
**[15:40] ---**
Or, like, highly silly?
**[15:42] ---**
People look to us for high-level comedy.
**[15:45] ---**
Under no circumstances
must I become self-centered.
***SIGN*** I must not
become
self-centered.
**[15:48] ---**
A-Are you sure you should
be saying that right now?
**[15:50] ---**
Or, like, hanging yourself?
***SIGN*** Hanging Yourself
**[15:52] ---**
So! To be the judge of whether
or not our jokes are funny,
**[15:56] ---**
I have decided to ask 556 here,
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who just happens to be working
part-time at the beach hut, sir!
**[16:04] ---**
If my brother can be of use to you,
I look forward to being of some service.
**[16:08] ---**
He may not look it, but 556
is a tough comedy critic, sir.
**[16:12] ---**
Okay, Lady Mois, here we go, sir!
**[16:15] ---**
Sure thing, Uncle!
**[16:19] ---**
Ooh, he thinks it's funny already!
**[16:21] ---**
Oh, no, he is being huffy.
**[16:23] ---**
He seems to be a bit irate,
**[16:24] ---**
because he got dragged away
suddenly in the middle of his shift.
**[16:28] ---**
If we can successfully
make the irate 556 laugh,
**[16:31] ---**
we will undoubtedly win
again this year, sir!
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, my brother is
becoming even more irate!
**[16:37] ---**
Then we will start off with a new gag.
**[16:40] ---**
An impression out of everyday life,
which is all the rage lately, sir.
**[16:43] ---**
The face a Mojaran alien makes
**[16:44] ---**
when he trips from a
standing stop on his motorcycle.
**[16:53] ---**
D-Does he think it's funny?
**[16:55] ---**
No, my brother is confused.
**[16:59] ---**
So that was no good, sir.
**[17:01] ---**
Okay, next gag!
**[17:05] ---**
We ended up entering...
**[17:06] ---**
Don't worry, Natsumi-san!
**[17:09] ---**
I've stocked up on lots of incredibly
funny stories in this past year!
**[17:13] ---**
Really?!
**[17:14] ---**
Shall I give you a little sample?
**[17:16] ---**
You listen, too, Dororo.
**[17:17] ---**
If it's boring, make sure you say so, okay?
**[17:20] ---**
Understood.
**[17:21] ---**
Let's see. Okay, to start with...
**[17:22] ---**
When you think summer,
you think horror stories,
**[17:24] ---**
so I'll tell a story
called the Crucifix of Evil.
**[17:27] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you're going
that route again this year?
**[17:30] ---**
The other day,
**[17:32] ---**
I went to the supermarket
at around 9 in the morning,
**[17:35] ---**
and unbelievably,
I found it was still closed!
***SIGN*** Crucifix of Evil (Aku no Juujika)
**[17:39] ---**
The Crucifix of Evil.
***SIGN*** So it opens at 10... (Aku no juu-ji ka...)
**[17:42] ---**
So it opens at 10...
**[17:45] ---**
Aku no Juujika. Aku no juu-ji ka...
**[17:52] ---**
That was funny!
Koyuki-dono, that was magnificent!
**[17:56] ---**
Right?! I was pretty sure of that one myself!
**[18:01] ---**
Why, my friend, that's an Okinawa rail!
**[18:05] ---**
How about it?
**[18:06] ---**
It is no good. He doesn't seem
to find it funny at all.
**[18:09] ---**
If anything, he's getting mad.
**[18:11] ---**
Why, why, why?! W-H-Y?!
**[18:14] ---**
This past year, busy with
Gundam models and household chores,
**[18:16] ---**
Sergeant Keroro had
neglected to hone his craft
**[18:19] ---**
and completely lost sight
of how to get a laugh!
**[18:23] ---**
Uncle, the show is about to start soon!
**[18:25] ---**
Giku!
**[18:27] ---**
At this rate, we...
**[18:29] ---**
Or, like, avoid battle?
**[18:32] ---**
Has my time come to an end already?!
**[18:35] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:37] ---**
Leave it to me to be your partner!
**[18:40] ---**
I will show you my
magnificent straight-man jabs!
**[18:44] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[18:49] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:57] ---**
Oh! My brother is laughing uncontrollably!
**[19:00] ---**
It seems he found that quite funny.
**[19:03] ---**
Th-This is it!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[19:05] ---**
And so, each with their own
ulterior motives, the contest began!
**[19:13] ---**
Okay, it's begun again this year!
***SIGN*** Village Mayor
***SIGN*** Deputy Mayor
**[19:15] ---**
The Hicksville Beach Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest!
**[19:19] ---**
The judge you've all be
waiting for is, of course, this lady!
**[19:22] ---**
USA top star, Melody Honey-san!
**[19:29] ---**
Hi, everyone! Welcome to
Hicksville Beach again this year!
**[19:36] ---**
Okay, let's get right to it!
**[19:37] ---**
First up, our champions from last year!
**[19:40] ---**
This year, they're making their bid as
a four-woman group, Let's Go Armageddon!
**[19:45] ---**
Hello!
**[19:47] ---**
I'm Aozora Keroko!
**[19:49] ---**
I'm Unabara Mois!
**[19:51] ---**
I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
**[19:54] ---**
I...
**[19:55] ---**
I...
**[19:57] ---**
I am Cucuruz Doan.
**[20:00] ---**
Who the heck is that?!
**[20:06] ---**
I'm a man with the devil's own luck.
**[20:08] ---**
Yer a woman, freak!
**[20:12] ---**
B-Because I'm a boy...
**[20:14] ---**
You're a girl!
**[20:16] ---**
K-Kasarelia!
**[20:21] ---**
This is so funny!
Hicksville Beach is the best!
**[20:25] ---**
It's no use.
**[20:26] ---**
There's no way we can beat them.
**[20:30] ---**
He's laughing so heartily...
**[20:33] ---**
I'm happy for you, brother!
**[20:40] ---**
This is awesome.
**[20:42] ---**
It sounds like everyone's really into it.
**[20:45] ---**
I swear, I don't know
how they put up with it.
**[20:50] ---**
And when the dust settled...
***SIGN*** My morsel of tuna. - 623
**[20:52] ---**
We did it! We got the 623 Award!
**[20:54] ---**
Just the autograph board, huh?
**[20:56] ---**
And here I thought I'd
get to meet him in person...
**[20:59] ---**
You really are amazing, Sarge.
**[21:02] ---**
Well, this outcome was only to be expected.
**[21:06] ---**
I feel like...
I've lost something important.
**[21:10] ---**
What we gained in
exchange was huge, sir.
**[21:13] ---**
I cannot wait for the broadcast!
**[21:17] ---**
And several days later...
***SIGN*** Several Days Later
**[21:19] ---**
It's about to start!
**[21:21] ---**
At last, my magnificent visage will
be seen by Pekoponians nationwide!
**[21:26] ---**
At Hicksville Beach, just like last year,
**[21:28] ---**
they held the Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest.
**[21:31] ---**
And now, please take a look at the footage.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest Site
**[21:34] ---**
Hi! Hello, everybody!
**[21:37] ---**
Here we are again this year
at Hicksville Beach!
**[21:40] ---**
We had tons of elegant
Japanese ladies participating!
**[21:43] ---**
Now, let's take a look
at how the contest went!
**[21:47] ---**
Why the heck?
**[21:49] ---**
Ya gotta be kiddin' me.
**[21:51] ---**
Crucifix of Evil!
**[21:52] ---**
Please forgive us!
**[21:55] ---**
Yer a freakin' woman!
**[21:57] ---**
It was really fun! I'll come again next year!
**[22:01] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[22:03] ---**
That's truth in advertising!
**[22:04] ---**
What?
**[22:05] ---**
Where... was I?
**[22:05] ---**
That place really was full of swimsuit
beauties, wasn't it, Mr. Yamamoto?
**[22:09] ---**
Oh, I know! Maybe I'll
try going next year myself!
**[22:09] ---**
They only showed swimsuit beauties.
**[22:12] ---**
Keroro... you... dumbo...
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Aki here! Are you all
fully enjoying the summer?
**[23:55] ---**
I'm sure you've got
plenty of fun things planned,
**[23:57] ---**
but there're also lots of dangers outside,
so be plenty careful, okay?
**[24:00] ---**
After you've played lots outside,
**[24:02] ---**
you've got to watch anime at home, right?
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
the moment has finally come!
**[24:06] ---**
"Keronians vs Pekoponians:
An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir?"
**[24:10] ---**
"Koyuki's Heart-Pounding
First Rice Ball, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!