# E38 - Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir! / Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX75EX/giroro-the-mobile-soldier-in-love-sir--giroro-vs-natsumi-the-encounter-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
The star of this episode is Natsumi-chan.
**[01:34] ---**
What kind of story will she show...
**[01:36] ---**
W-What the...? Seriously?!
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden Camera
**[01:39] ---**
Ta-da! Surprised?
**[01:41] ---**
More like kinda disappointed, actually.
**[01:44] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[01:48] ---**
Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!
**[01:54] ---**
I want to thank all of you for
**[01:56] ---**
your cooperation in making this program.
**[01:59] ---**
I really appreciate it.
***SIGN*** Teleproducian
**[02:02] ---**
He's a friendly alien from Teleproducia.
**[02:05] ---**
He's a very powerful and influential figure
**[02:07] ---**
who makes decisions on
intergalactic TV programs.
**[02:10] ---**
I sure hope you're familiar with my programs.
**[02:13] ---**
Who wouldn't be?
**[02:15] ---**
I know *Surprise Hidden Camera*
is very popular.
**[02:17] ---**
Or, like, highly rated?
**[02:19] ---**
I love the targets' reactions
**[02:21] ---**
when they learn it was just a prank.
Their faces are priceless.
**[02:24] ---**
I am a big fan, too!
**[02:26] ---**
I assure you that you have
**[02:27] ---**
the full cooperation of the Keroro Platoon, sir.
**[02:30] ---**
How have you guys been?
**[02:32] ---**
Were you able to build what I asked for?
**[02:34] ---**
Of course, Sumomo-chan.
**[02:36] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:37] ---**
Okay...
**[02:45] ---**
Here's the Pekoponian suit
in the form of Lady Natsumi.
**[02:48] ---**
It may look like Natsumi,
**[02:50] ---**
but it functions exactly like an army suit.
**[02:54] ---**
That's perfect.
**[02:56] ---**
I'm looking forward to filming the show.
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden Camera
**[02:58] ---**
Sumomo-chan as a Pekoponian girl...
**[03:00] ---**
It'll be a big hit.
**[03:04] ---**
And our clueless target
**[03:06] ---**
must be roasting a sweet potato or something.
**[03:10] ---**
It's really cold in the morning.
**[03:11] ---**
And they say it'll even get colder
**[03:13] ---**
here on Pekopon as the days pass.
**[03:16] ---**
Camera 3, okay.
**[03:17] ---**
Camera 2, okay.
**[03:19] ---**
Camera 1, okay.
**[03:21] ---**
Roger.
**[03:24] ---**
Sumomo-chan, are you ready?
**[03:28] ---**
This is Sumomo.
**[03:29] ---**
The suit working perfectly.
Standby, okay.
**[03:33] ---**
Dimension generator, systems all green.
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, super ready?
**[03:40] ---**
Hyperspace tunnel, generated.
**[03:42] ---**
Coordinates locked straight on Giroro-san's tent.
**[03:47] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
Go ahead whenever you're ready!
**[03:50] ---**
Okay.
**[03:51] ---**
Sumomo is on her way!
**[04:04] ---**
What was that?
**[04:15] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[04:17] ---**
What are you doing in here?
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, hi, Giroro.
**[04:25] ---**
Oh no... I must've overslept.
**[04:28] ---**
I'll go and make you breakfast now, okay?
**[04:31] ---**
Impossible. This can't be happening.
Cool your head, Giroro.
**[04:36] ---**
A soldier must always remain calm,
no matter what!
**[04:39] ---**
No matter...
**[04:41] ---**
How did I get here?
**[04:42] ---**
You must've been daydreaming.
**[04:44] ---**
This won't take long, okay?
**[04:47] ---**
A hybrid of bonito flakes and anchovies
is really the only way to make dashi stock.
**[04:50] ---**
Don't be fooled, Giroro.
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden...
**[04:55] ---**
I-Is it time for me to go in?
**[04:57] ---**
No. It's still too early, Tamama-kun.
**[04:59] ---**
I want to make Giroro fall for it completely.
**[05:03] ---**
I cannot wait much longer!
**[05:05] ---**
Hope you didn't mind waiting.
**[05:07] ---**
Eat all you want.
**[05:09] ---**
I'm not falling for this...
I refuse to take one bite...
**[05:12] ---**
A soldier must always be vigilant,
no matter what the threat.
**[05:17] ---**
I'm not falling for an obvious trap...
**[05:20] ---**
Yes, he fell for it.
**[05:25] ---**
I'm stuffed...
**[05:27] ---**
I'm so glad you ate everything I cooked.
**[05:30] ---**
What's that, Giroro?
**[05:32] ---**
There's a grain of rice on your cheek.
**[05:35] ---**
There. I took care of it.
***SIGN*** Ohhh...
**[05:39] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:42] ---**
I gotta... I gotta...
**[05:47] ---**
Private Tamama, now!
**[05:49] ---**
Roger!
**[05:50] ---**
I gotta...
**[05:51] ---**
Or, like, goodbye restraint?
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden...
**[05:54] ---**
Stop right there!
**[05:56] ---**
I gotta...
**[05:58] ---**
...exercise to digest my food.
**[06:01] ---**
Hello there!
It's the Surprise Hidden Camera...
**[06:05] ---**
He's a tough nut to crack.
**[06:09] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:11] ---**
Giroro...
**[06:12] ---**
The knot behind me has come undone.
**[06:14] ---**
Could you tie it for me?
**[06:19] ---**
I...
**[06:20] ---**
I...
**[06:22] ---**
I think I need a little more exercise
to settle things a bit...
**[06:28] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:32] ---**
That's a real healthy sweat.
**[06:33] ---**
Since you're already done eating,
would you like a hot bath?
***SIGN*** Ohhh...
**[06:37] ---**
We got him!
**[06:39] ---**
Would... you... like...
**[06:43] ---**
...a hot... bath?
**[06:47] ---**
I gotta... I gotta...
**[06:51] ---**
...clean my weapons
to keep them in condition.
**[06:53] ---**
Oh no! My sniper rifle
needs some grease.
**[06:56] ---**
How about the maintenance schedule
of my guided missiles?
**[06:58] ---**
They seem to be still okay.
What else...
**[07:01] ---**
Oh, I've got to get my custom-made
barrel's bedding done, too.
**[07:03] ---**
And I need to make some
repairs on this one and that one...
**[07:06] ---**
Hey, you!
**[07:08] ---**
I've been trying my best all this time,
**[07:10] ---**
and look how you're treating me!
**[07:11] ---**
No, Natsumi. That's not a toy.
**[07:13] ---**
Now is the perfect time...
**[07:15] ---**
...to change the program to a
surprise high-tech weapon battle!
**[07:20] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[07:21] ---**
The kitchen!
**[07:22] ---**
Oh no.
**[07:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi will kill me for sure, sir!
**[07:27] ---**
Stop right there!
**[07:33] ---**
Stop it, Natsumi!
**[07:36] ---**
You give me no choice!
**[07:42] ---**
You're ruining my show!
**[07:49] ---**
Wait!
**[07:50] ---**
W-What the...?!
**[07:56] ---**
O-Oh no.
**[07:56] ---**
W-What the heck's going on?
**[07:58] ---**
Who was that dressed up like that?
**[08:00] ---**
Other people might think
that's actually me out there!
**[08:03] ---**
You have to talk to Sumomo-chan,
inside the suit.
**[08:06] ---**
Take me to the ground right now, Tamama.
**[08:08] ---**
Okay!
**[08:10] ---**
I'll have to do this by myself.
**[08:14] ---**
Hey, Kululu. What the heck is this?
**[08:17] ---**
For your protection.
**[08:26] ---**
Do you think you can get away?
**[08:29] ---**
C'mon, let's make things more interesting.
**[08:32] ---**
Stop right there!
**[08:34] ---**
What?
**[08:35] ---**
This has gone too far!
**[08:37] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:38] ---**
Back off!
**[08:39] ---**
Enough, Sumomo-chan!
Stop all this embarrassment!
**[08:41] ---**
This isn't embarrassing at all.
**[08:43] ---**
It's embarrassing to me!
**[08:44] ---**
It's just a job to me!
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Natsumi!
**[08:50] ---**
We're not done yet.
**[08:51] ---**
C'mon! Stop that!
**[08:55] ---**
Your protective choker
will activate anytime now.
**[08:57] ---**
Huh?
**[09:22] ---**
So it's you, Sumomo-chan.
**[09:23] ---**
Oh, well. If you've found out, that's that.
**[09:25] ---**
We might as well make things flashy!
**[09:44] ---**
I've got you now!
**[09:46] ---**
Let go of me!
**[09:55] ---**
Is Sumomo-chan really in here?
**[10:03] ---**
You look the other way.
**[10:04] ---**
This sure feels strange...
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Sumomo-chan...
**[10:11] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
**[10:13] ---**
You can't be dead!
**[10:15] ---**
A tragedy like this was
never in the script!
**[10:21] ---**
H-Hi, everyone.
**[10:23] ---**
She's alive again.
**[10:25] ---**
What's the meaning of this,
Sumomo-chan?
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden Camera
**[10:27] ---**
S-Surprise Hidden Camera!
**[10:29] ---**
Don't play coy!
**[10:34] ---**
Well, I gotta go now.
Hope you'll like the show.
**[10:38] ---**
Huh? What show?
**[10:39] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[10:43] ---**
Natsumi-san,
that was a great performance!
**[10:46] ---**
The title will be:
**[10:47] ---**
"The Pekopon Female Soldier
Natsumi versus Natsumi."
**[10:51] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
I've heard nothing about this!
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Sumomo-chan! See you again!
**[11:01] ---**
Why... you... stupid... frog...
**[11:05] ---**
Gero?
**[11:05] ---**
You dumbo!
**[11:06] ---**
I won't let you get away with this!
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I'll never forgive!
**[11:11] ---**
Make sure your pranks don't go overboard, okay?
**[11:23] ---**
And so, Sumomo-chan created
a commotion and left.
**[11:26] ---**
On the other hand, Natsumi-chan still has...
**[11:29] ---**
So you can't take that off.
**[11:30] ---**
No one knows the password to unlock it.
**[11:34] ---**
Don't worry. That transformation choker
looks good on you, ma'am.
**[11:38] ---**
I don't wanna wear this to school!
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The password is classified
top-secret by HQ,
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and they need some time
to process all the documents.
**[11:48] ---**
What are you up to this time?
**[11:50] ---**
Why would you think
I'm up to something?
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Because it's written all over your face!
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When Natsumi gets upset,
she transforms into Powered Natsumi.
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Noooo!
**[12:09] ---**
Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
**[12:15] ---**
Why, you...
**[12:16] ---**
Take it easy, Sis.
**[12:20] ---**
Powered Natsumi needs to calm down
in order to return to normal.
**[12:25] ---**
Settle down, settle down...
**[12:28] ---**
However...
***SIGN*** Combat
**[12:30] ---**
Combat!
**[12:32] ---**
Also, attack!
***SIGN*** Attack
**[12:35] ---**
The suit responds to voice commands.
**[12:40] ---**
So be careful, ma'am.
**[12:42] ---**
You're gonna be late.
**[12:43] ---**
You'd better find out what the
password is before I get back.
**[12:48] ---**
Actually, I already know the password.
**[12:52] ---**
But do you think it's safe to let
Natchi be powered up like that?
**[12:56] ---**
You don't get it, Private Tamama.
***SIGN*** Confidence
**[12:59] ---**
Wow, I can see the confidence in you.
**[13:01] ---**
It's faint, though.
**[13:02] ---**
Listen. The suit was
developed by the Keron army.
**[13:06] ---**
That means whoever wears the suit
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automatically belongs to the
Keron army.
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In other words, Lady Natsumi is She,
the ultimate weapon that we possess.
***SIGN*** She, the Ultimate Weapon
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With Lady Natsumi on our side,
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I am certain our conquest
of Pekopon will be clear sailing.
**[13:22] ---**
That's so clever, Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:24] ---**
Or, like, passing the buck?
**[13:26] ---**
But I don't know if Corporal Giroro
will go along with this plan...
***SIGN*** How dare you guys do this to Natsumi?
**[13:30] ---**
No problem.
**[13:31] ---**
There's no way he can resist
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when he sees Lady Natsumi on our side.
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It's a perfect plan, sir.
***SIGN*** Theme The Japanese Market and the World Economy
**[13:40] ---**
The relationship between a union
and management can be testy.
**[13:43] ---**
Stay calm, stay calm...
**[13:45] ---**
Sometimes, negotiations
lead to unavoidable deadlocks.
**[13:48] ---**
What do labor unions
sometimes do when this happens?
**[13:50] ---**
Hinata-san.
**[13:52] ---**
Um... they go on strike.
***SIGN*** Strike
**[13:54] ---**
Strike...?
**[13:56] ---**
Strike?!
***SIGN*** Battle
**[13:58] ---**
I... uh...
**[14:00] ---**
I need to go to the ladies' room right now!
**[14:05] ---**
That was close...
**[14:09] ---**
P.E. class...
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Natsumi...
**[14:12] ---**
You're acting kinda strange today.
**[14:15] ---**
Huh? Nothing's wrong with me.
**[14:17] ---**
Nothing at all...
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Hinata-san, you're the lead-off hitter.
***SIGN*** Hit
**[14:21] ---**
Lead-off hitter...
***SIGN*** Battle
**[14:23] ---**
Red team is the offense.
***SIGN*** Offense
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Hold on to these, will you?
Sorry, but I'm not feeling well!
**[14:30] ---**
She's not feeling well...?
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Maybe I have no choice...
**[14:35] ---**
...but to go home today.
**[14:42] ---**
I'll be in big trouble
if someone sees me like this.
**[14:45] ---**
I need to go home.
***SIGN*** What??
**[14:46] ---**
What?!
**[14:47] ---**
This is all that stupid frog's fault!
**[14:55] ---**
We'll soon be above the school.
**[14:56] ---**
She's probably changed into
Powered Lady Natsumi by now.
**[15:01] ---**
High energy source inbound.
It's Natsumi-san.
**[15:04] ---**
Right on cue!
**[15:06] ---**
Then let's get going!
**[15:07] ---**
This time he'll pay
for what he did to me!
**[15:10] ---**
You're gonna help us
conquer Pekopon, ma'am!
**[15:17] ---**
Conquer... Pekopon...
**[15:23] ---**
Hey. Where is that transport craft headed?
**[15:26] ---**
Giroro-senpai, I was just about
to call you. Look at that.
**[15:30] ---**
Natsumi!
**[15:33] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:35] ---**
Welcome to the Keroro Platoon.
**[15:43] ---**
I... I have a bad feeling about this...
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Just a min...
**[15:52] ---**
Why?!
**[15:55] ---**
Instant defeat.
**[15:58] ---**
The Berserker system must have activated.
**[16:01] ---**
What did you say?
**[16:02] ---**
All my inventions are weapons
designed to complete an invasion.
**[16:07] ---**
Don't look at me like that.
**[16:08] ---**
What if I told you I'm gonna
let you use this armor?
**[16:13] ---**
She's indestructible.
**[16:15] ---**
Are you all right?
**[16:17] ---**
She's supposed to be on our side.
**[16:19] ---**
Sorry. I botched this one.
**[16:22] ---**
It seems she now regards
all Keronians as hostile.
**[16:26] ---**
Right now, even a missile
can't leave a scratch on her.
**[16:32] ---**
The only way out is to release her
using the password, but...
**[16:44] ---**
...it's impossible to go near her.
**[16:46] ---**
What if we just let her know the password?
**[16:49] ---**
How? She's not herself any more.
**[16:53] ---**
I think they need my help.
**[16:56] ---**
It was soooooo scary!
**[17:06] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[17:07] ---**
I'm moving out in a heavy
armored suit. I'll try to stop her.
**[17:11] ---**
I want you guys to lead her back here.
**[17:13] ---**
Got it, but hurry, because...
**[17:15] ---**
I'll send you the password while I can.
**[17:22] ---**
You want me to input this?!
**[17:25] ---**
Plus, you have to input it by voice.
**[17:28] ---**
How did it come to this?
**[17:35] ---**
I've got to lure Lady Natsumi somehow.
**[17:38] ---**
Wow, 623's selling some
instant dumplings over there!
**[17:44] ---**
You've gotta check it out!
**[17:47] ---**
I failed!
**[17:48] ---**
I will have to become a demon
in order to save Natchi.
**[17:51] ---**
Please forgive me, Natchi!
**[17:54] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:57] ---**
No way!
**[18:00] ---**
Please! Spare me!
**[18:04] ---**
Come this way, Lady Natsumi.
**[18:10] ---**
Natsumi, we're going home,
and you're coming with me!
**[18:25] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
Is that all you've got?
**[18:47] ---**
You have to whisper the password
into her ear, or it won't work.
**[18:50] ---**
I'm aware of that.
**[18:53] ---**
Of course.
**[18:59] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:17] ---**
That was fantastic, Natsumi.
**[19:20] ---**
So here's your reward!
**[19:28] ---**
This is it. The password.
**[19:31] ---**
Natsumi, my love. Kiss me
tender and... hold me tights, forever.
**[19:41] ---**
It didn't work.
**[19:43] ---**
Try again.
**[19:43] ---**
What?!
**[19:46] ---**
N-Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender. And...
**[19:50] ---**
Hold me tight.
**[19:52] ---**
Forever. Forever. Forever.
**[20:07] ---**
Natsumi! Hey!
**[20:19] ---**
W-What the... Giroro?
**[20:22] ---**
It came undone.
**[20:24] ---**
Hey, your appetite saved you.
**[20:26] ---**
My appetite?
**[20:29] ---**
W-Why am I holding
this baked sweet potato?
**[20:31] ---**
Who knows...?
**[20:33] ---**
I don't know exactly what
happened just now, but...
**[20:37] ---**
But I distinctly remember
the smell of a sweet potato.
**[20:40] ---**
Giroro... did you save me?
**[20:44] ---**
As a soldier, I only carried out my duty.
**[20:50] ---**
But still, thank you.
**[20:53] ---**
Well, isn't this a happy ending?
**[20:55] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog.
**[20:56] ---**
Natchi.
**[20:58] ---**
Tamama.
**[20:59] ---**
Senpai, thanks for delivering
the password so emotionally.
**[21:02] ---**
Giro!
**[21:03] ---**
That was such a touching password, wasn't it?
**[21:05] ---**
Nobody says stuff like that these days.
**[21:07] ---**
A real knight in shining armor.
**[21:10] ---**
So what was the password, anyway?
**[21:12] ---**
Giro!
**[21:12] ---**
How about an encore?
**[21:15] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, c'mon. Just tell me.
**[21:18] ---**
I can't...
**[21:19] ---**
How about I say it for you?
**[21:21] ---**
What?
**[21:21] ---**
This is gonna be great!
**[21:23] ---**
How about I blow up
that big mouth of yours?!
**[21:27] ---**
Corporal Giroro finally reveals
his true feelings.
**[21:30] ---**
Let's rewind that part and watch it again.
**[21:33] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
Hi, this is Mois.
**[23:08] ---**
As the end of the year draws near,
**[23:10] ---**
we remember all sorts of things
that have happened this year.
**[23:12] ---**
Also, I intend to do my best
to destroy Pekopon next year.
**[23:15] ---**
Or, like, never falter?
**[23:17] ---**
Year-end bargains? Tax adjustments?
New Year's party?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
In the next episode
**[23:21] ---**
we'll launch a campaign
to receive gifts from Santa-san.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Taking Charge of
Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!