# E258 - Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir! / Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2J437/keroro-terrifying-negative-thinking-sir--keroro-grilled-meat-without-honor-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
**[01:32] ---**
What's your hope or dream for the future?
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
**[01:40] ---**
Would you tell us what your hope
or dream for the future is?
**[01:46] ---**
I wanna play in the World Cup!
**[01:48] ---**
I wanna be the president of a company!
**[01:50] ---**
I'm going to become an idol,
**[01:51] ---**
and get really popular!
**[01:52] ---**
Then I'll have a big house
with lots of maids...
**[01:52] ---**
Come to think of it, when I was young...
**[01:56] ---**
When I'm big, I'm gonna become the
commander-in-chief of a Keron Army Starfleet,
**[02:00] ---**
travel to one planet after another,
**[02:02] ---**
and invade every last one of them!
**[02:04] ---**
I'm gonna do it!
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
**[02:06] ---**
That was my dream,
**[02:09] ---**
but after all these years, I still
haven't managed to invade Pekopon.
**[02:12] ---**
Well, reality is harsh.
***SIGN*** Hopes and Dreams
**[02:18] ---**
Hopes and dreams...
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
***SIGN*** Hopes and Dreams
***SIGN*** Hopes and Dreams
***SIGN*** Hopes and Dreams
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
**[02:23] ---**
Hopes and dreams, sir!
**[02:25] ---**
I have a nice, good idea! Wow!
**[02:32] ---**
Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir!
**[02:39] ---**
That stupid frog is
ditching his duties again!
**[02:43] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:46] ---**
Most Pekoponians have hopes and dreams for
tomorrow, and take each day as it comes.
**[02:51] ---**
They live positive lives.
***SIGN*** Positive
***SIGN*** Image Diagram
**[02:54] ---**
Then all I have to do is turn
that positivity into negativity!
***SIGN*** Negative
***SIGN*** Image Diagram
**[02:59] ---**
That way, the now-passive,
negative Pekoponians
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would lose the will to be defiant,
making them easy pickings for invasion!
**[03:06] ---**
Listen...
**[03:08] ---**
Wh-What do you think you're doing?
**[03:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi, your hopes
and dreams end today!
**[03:14] ---**
With this "Throw away your hopes
and dreams from yesterday" gun!
**[03:20] ---**
Gero?
**[03:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi, I need you
to stand still for this.
**[03:27] ---**
Like I'm gonna stand still...
**[03:30] ---**
Gero!
**[03:32] ---**
...while you steal my dreams?!
**[03:37] ---**
Gero!
**[03:37] ---**
Gero!!
**[03:43] ---**
Sheesh...
**[03:44] ---**
And so ends your latest plot.
**[03:48] ---**
Now please do what you're supposed to.
**[03:55] ---**
Obedience is good.
**[04:01] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[04:04] ---**
I won't wash them.
**[04:06] ---**
I won't wash them...
**[04:08] ---**
...is what I said.
**[04:10] ---**
Hey, are you boycotting your chores?
**[04:13] ---**
After all...
**[04:16] ---**
After all...
**[04:18] ---**
...I'm green...
**[04:20] ---**
...so if...
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...so if I wash the dishes now...
**[04:26] ---**
...and my hands gets slippery
from the detergent...
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...I might drop and break them.
**[04:30] ---**
In fact, I'm sure I would. All of them.
**[04:34] ---**
Instead of that,
**[04:36] ---**
I shouldn't wash them in the first place.
**[04:38] ---**
What the heck is that?!
**[04:40] ---**
If you have time to whine
based on a far-fetched argument,
**[04:42] ---**
use it instead to get moving!
**[04:44] ---**
Cleaning, laundry,
**[04:45] ---**
and dinner prep. They're all yours today!
**[04:51] ---**
Even if I clean,
**[04:53] ---**
the dust will start collecting right away.
**[04:57] ---**
And the laundry will just get dirty again,
even if the wind doesn't blow it away.
**[05:03] ---**
As for preparing dinner...
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...I may cut my finger with a knife,
**[05:08] ---**
or plunge my hand in hot tempura oil,
**[05:12] ---**
or get an upset stomach after eating...
**[05:16] ---**
Look, you!
**[05:17] ---**
The point is, I refuse
**[05:20] ---**
to clean, do the laundry, or prepare dinner.
**[05:23] ---**
After all, I'm green...
**[05:26] ---**
Cut the crap!
**[05:28] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[05:29] ---**
The stupid frog won't
take his turn doing the chores.
**[05:33] ---**
Don't blame me...
**[05:35] ---**
I was hit with that gun's negative ray,
**[05:39] ---**
so it negativized me.
**[05:41] ---**
Negativized you?
**[05:43] ---**
Yes.
**[05:44] ---**
I can't help thinking of everything
in the most negative way possible.
**[05:49] ---**
What?!
**[05:50] ---**
Isn't there any way to turn you back?
**[05:53] ---**
Of course there is.
***SIGN*** Positive
**[05:55] ---**
You would just change the gun's mode
**[05:57] ---**
and shoot me with a positive ray.
**[05:59] ---**
Except somebody broke it...
**[06:03] ---**
That's right. Lady Natsumi... All of this...
**[06:08] ---**
All of it...
**[06:10] ---**
...is your fault.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[06:13] ---**
Fix it!
**[06:15] ---**
Pardon?
**[06:17] ---**
You made it at the
stupid frog's request, right?
**[06:19] ---**
Now he's blaming me
**[06:21] ---**
for his becoming a negative man,
and I've had it up to here.
**[06:24] ---**
So hurry up!
**[06:26] ---**
"Hurry" and "up" are not magic words
that'll get me moving, madam.
**[06:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[06:34] ---**
Commander-dono...
**[06:35] ---**
What do you two want?
***SIGN*** Potato
Plain Pie
Potato
**[06:38] ---**
For starters, have some snacks to cheer up.
**[06:43] ---**
After all, I'm green...
**[06:46] ---**
I could eat those snacks,
**[06:47] ---**
but it wouldn't make me one crumb happy.
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[06:52] ---**
Besides...
**[06:53] ---**
...if you eat snacks every single day...
***SIGN*** Choco
**[06:57] ---**
...you'll soon be overweight,
**[06:59] ---**
get sick, split apart,
**[07:02] ---**
become grotesque Tamama bugs,
like you'd see in a horror movie,
**[07:04] ---**
get trapped in a roach motel,
and then it's curtains!
***SIGN*** Roach Motel
**[07:10] ---**
I-If I eat only snacks,
**[07:13] ---**
Tamacchi, the idol of Keroro Platoon,
**[07:15] ---**
will become a grotesque Tamama bug,
like in a horror movie?!
**[07:20] ---**
F-Forget it...
***SIGN*** Potato
Snack
Choco
Crap
Junk
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[07:24] ---**
I-It rubbed off on him?!
**[07:26] ---**
Sarge's negativity?!
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[07:28] ---**
Who knew? Snacks...
**[07:30] ---**
Huh?
**[07:32] ---**
What are you so negative about?!
**[07:34] ---**
The invasion is more important!
**[07:35] ---**
The invasion of Pekopon!
**[07:37] ---**
The invasion?
**[07:40] ---**
After all, I'm the color of
Kerhhhh the Frog...
**[07:45] ---**
Even if we buckle down
**[07:47] ---**
and successfully invade, eventually...
**[07:51] ---**
...enemy aliens will show up from
the get-go to take it away from us.
**[07:56] ---**
Or the Pekoponians will launch a counterstrike,
and we'll have our butts handed to us.
**[08:02] ---**
So we shouldn't even bother invading Pekopon.
**[08:06] ---**
S-Say what?!
**[08:08] ---**
If you want to invade Pekopon
that badly, be my guest.
**[08:12] ---**
Good luck.
**[08:14] ---**
But you should be careful.
**[08:16] ---**
Because even if you accomplish the invasion,
you never know what's going to happen afterwards.
**[08:21] ---**
You're wrong!
***SIGN*** Stare
**[08:23] ---**
Y-Yes... You're wrong...
**[08:26] ---**
You must be...
**[08:27] ---**
But...
**[08:28] ---**
...it feels like Keroro does have a point.
**[08:33] ---**
Yes.
**[08:34] ---**
Even if we achieve the invasion,
**[08:36] ---**
it could be a very short reign.
**[08:39] ---**
In that case, we might as well
not invade at all...
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[08:44] ---**
It spread to Giroro!
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:48] ---**
Everyone is so negative...
**[08:49] ---**
At this rate...
**[08:50] ---**
At this rate, I will be the only one...
**[08:53] ---**
The only one left out...
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[08:56] ---**
Trauma switch on!
***SIGN*** Gloom
Gloom
Gloom
Gloom
**[09:00] ---**
At this rate, I'll probably catch it, too!
**[09:02] ---**
We're a bunch of useless knickerbockers...
**[09:05] ---**
Can't clean, do the laundry,
or even invade Pekopon...
**[09:09] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:10] ---**
Nothing to be done about it.
I'm just gonna get a little fresh air.
**[09:13] ---**
Try to cheer up by buying a Gundam model...
**[09:16] ---**
We're knickerbockers,
**[09:18] ---**
so even if you go to the shop,
**[09:19] ---**
they may be sold out.
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I'm not worried about that.
**[09:24] ---**
This one model is just
hitting the shelves today.
**[09:27] ---**
I see.
**[09:30] ---**
Wait.
**[09:31] ---**
If he's really that negative,
**[09:33] ---**
before going out to buy a Gundam model...
**[09:35] ---**
After all, I'm green as a lime,
so of course they'll be sold out.
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Or even if I can buy it, I'll probably
make a mistake putting it together.
**[09:43] ---**
Or if I perchance complete it,
I'll still feel empty inside...
**[09:46] ---**
He would've said something like that.
**[09:49] ---**
Besides, a negative jerk
**[09:50] ---**
would never say something positive
like "cheer up" in the first place.
**[09:55] ---**
Wait, Keroro!
**[09:56] ---**
Gero?
**[09:58] ---**
Jackass, this whole negativity thing
**[10:00] ---**
is a sham, isn't it?
**[10:02] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[10:04] ---**
After all, I'm the color of a bitter melon.
**[10:06] ---**
What proof do you have?
**[10:10] ---**
I have proof right here!
**[10:12] ---**
He just wouldn't get started
on fixing the thing,
**[10:15] ---**
so after I taught the
curry-colored runt a lesson...
**[10:17] ---**
After all, I didn't make that!
**[10:20] ---**
This hurts!
**[10:21] ---**
...is what he said!
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That curry-loving cur!
**[10:24] ---**
That's just a piece of junk you put together!
**[10:27] ---**
The negative ray is a bald-faced lie!
**[10:29] ---**
Then it was an act to avoid chores...
**[10:32] ---**
...not to mention invading Pekopon!
**[10:35] ---**
Now, wait...
**[10:40] ---**
Seasoned nori...
**[10:41] ---**
G-Gero...
**[10:43] ---**
Listen!
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
**[10:45] ---**
After all,
**[10:46] ---**
the deadline to enter the
My Dendro Championship
**[10:48] ---**
is bearing down on me!
**[10:51] ---**
And Dendros are huge!
**[10:53] ---**
And have lots of parts!
**[10:54] ---**
So I wanted to have more time
to work on it...
**[11:00] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** All Japan My Dendro Championship
**[11:01] ---**
I-If you do this,
**[11:03] ---**
I won't have time to enter the
My Dendro Championship by deadline!
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[11:12] ---**
Life is finite.
**[11:14] ---**
So it's a waste if you don't spend it facing
forward, being cheerful, and having fun.
***SIGN*** Grilled Meat Man
**[11:27] ---**
This is a grilled meat
restaurant in Alien Town.
**[11:30] ---**
Huh? Where's Kululu-senpai?
**[11:33] ---**
That curry man was all,
***SIGN*** Grilled Meat Man Curry Cuckoo
**[11:35] ---**
"Like I'm gonna eat grilled meat!"
**[11:39] ---**
He's at the curry restaurant.
**[11:41] ---**
And they called me to take his place.
**[11:44] ---**
Besides, Lady Mois had other plans.
**[11:47] ---**
Huh, really?
**[11:49] ---**
That is what that woman gets!
**[11:55] ---**
Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!
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There's your rib meat set.
**[12:04] ---**
Please take your time.
**[12:07] ---**
Hey!
**[12:07] ---**
What is this?!
**[12:09] ---**
That's only enough for one person!
**[12:12] ---**
Actually,
**[12:13] ---**
we used up too much of the invasion budget,
**[12:15] ---**
so we're down to benefits, and there's
only enough for one person to eat.
**[12:19] ---**
What?!
**[12:20] ---**
But there's nothing to worry about.
**[12:22] ---**
You see, this is an all-you-can-eat place!
**[12:24] ---**
I ordered for one person,
**[12:26] ---**
but we can keep ordering refills,
**[12:27] ---**
and share between us.
**[12:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:31] ---**
Eating like that is against the rules.
**[12:34] ---**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Rib Meat Seat Rice, salad, soup, kimchi, and seasoned vegetables only all-you-can-eat
**[12:36] ---**
The all-you-can-eat portion
of the rib meat set
**[12:38] ---**
is rice, salad, soup, kimchi,
and seasoned vegetables only!
***SIGN*** Rib Meat Set
**[12:42] ---**
Then, in other words...
**[12:44] ---**
...the meat that's here
is all we get to eat?!
**[12:47] ---**
Indeed.
**[12:49] ---**
Gero!
**[12:49] ---**
R-Really?!
**[12:51] ---**
Then we have to split the
almond jelly dessert five ways, too?!
**[12:56] ---**
That makes me so sad!
**[12:58] ---**
B-But most of all...
**[13:00] ---**
...if you look closely,
**[13:01] ---**
there are only five slices of meat!
**[13:05] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[13:06] ---**
In this situation, as the commander,
**[13:09] ---**
I'll take responsibility
and have all the meat!
**[13:12] ---**
Chop!
**[13:13] ---**
You'll do no such thing!
**[13:14] ---**
G-Gero...
**[13:16] ---**
Agreed!
**[13:22] ---**
Thank you for the...
***SIGN*** Freeze
**[13:25] ---**
Gero...
**[13:26] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:31] ---**
Just maybe...
**[13:32] ---**
...you're hesitating to eat the meat?
**[13:35] ---**
I see. If you have it right now,
**[13:38] ---**
there won't be anything to look forward to.
**[13:40] ---**
So before that, let's fill up on
the all-you-can-eat rice, salad,
**[13:43] ---**
soup, kimchi, and seasoned veggies, and then,
**[13:46] ---**
at the critical moment,
**[13:48] ---**
we eat the grilled meat.
**[13:50] ---**
Interesting!
**[13:51] ---**
If you're all willing, take the challenge
and we'll see who can hold out!
**[13:57] ---**
The salad serves as a side dish,
**[13:59] ---**
along with the rice.
**[14:02] ---**
The crispness of the lettuce
**[14:04] ---**
and the flavor of the dressing
is a good match for the rice.
**[14:07] ---**
Not bad at all.
**[14:10] ---**
I say that, but...
**[14:14] ---**
Th-The scent of the grilled meat...
**[14:18] ---**
Meat...
**[14:19] ---**
I want to eat it...
**[14:20] ---**
However...
**[14:22] ---**
It's still too early.
**[14:28] ---**
Meat!
**[14:35] ---**
Mr. Red Daruma?
**[14:47] ---**
Delicious! Delicious!!
**[14:53] ---**
Giroro-kun...
***SIGN*** Rib Meat
Rib Meat
Rib Meat
Rib Meat
**[14:55] ---**
Your main event is now over!
**[14:58] ---**
But I'm going to save mine to the very end.
**[15:02] ---**
Gero gero ge-roast, 300 grams!
**[15:05] ---**
Soup. Pouring it on the rice.
**[15:12] ---**
This is actually good.
**[15:14] ---**
Doesn't it look like a dish
you'd see on *Cookpad?*
**[15:19] ---**
He's copying.
**[15:21] ---**
Gero?
**[15:22] ---**
Pururu-chan?
**[15:24] ---**
You've been eating salad all this time.
**[15:26] ---**
Aren't you going to eat the meat?
**[15:28] ---**
You must be worried about the calories, huh?
**[15:31] ---**
If so, then eating grilled meat
is out of the question!
**[15:34] ---**
If you're not gonna eat yours,
let me have it!
**[15:37] ---**
Chop!
**[15:38] ---**
Forget it!
**[15:40] ---**
Forget it...
**[15:42] ---**
The fragrant smell...
**[15:44] ---**
...of grilled meat...
**[15:49] ---**
I can't hold on!
**[15:54] ---**
I can endure no more!
**[15:56] ---**
I... I didn't think Pururu-chan
would give in to temptation, too!
**[16:08] ---**
D-Delicious!
**[16:13] ---**
Gulp!
**[16:14] ---**
Th-Three slices left!
**[16:17] ---**
But I'm going to put off my
enjoyment to the very end!
**[16:22] ---**
Mix the seasoned veggies with rice...
**[16:26] ---**
This is really good!
**[16:28] ---**
Although if I had grilled meat in here,
it'd be the perfect bibimbap dish...
**[16:33] ---**
I know!
**[16:35] ---**
Hey, Dorodirt-kun,
**[16:36] ---**
aren't you a vegetarian?
**[16:38] ---**
If that's the case,
you don't need meat, right?
**[16:43] ---**
Gero!
**[16:43] ---**
Chop! Chop!
**[16:49] ---**
I... I don't believe it! Even Dororo...
***SIGN*** Meat
**[16:56] ---**
A delicacy.
**[16:58] ---**
I still have a long way to go
with my training.
**[17:01] ---**
Fool!
**[17:02] ---**
There are two slices left.
**[17:04] ---**
I won't give in to temptation yet!
**[17:08] ---**
Kimchi as a side dish, eaten with rice.
**[17:12] ---**
As expected, kimchi gives rice an extra kick.
**[17:14] ---**
I'll fill up more and more like this,
**[17:17] ---**
and then I'll move on the
main event, the grilled meat.
**[17:21] ---**
Only Private Tamama and I are left...
**[17:24] ---**
There is something I need to tell everyone!
**[17:26] ---**
Gero!
**[17:27] ---**
I want to trade my meat for
someone's portion of almond jelly!
**[17:33] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[17:35] ---**
Of course I want to eat the meat, too.
**[17:38] ---**
But the almond jelly here is supposed
to be the best in the universe!
**[17:42] ---**
So I wanna have even just a little bit more!
**[17:45] ---**
Besides, I can have all the meat
I want at Momocchi's place.
**[17:50] ---**
Th-This is an unexpected development!
**[17:52] ---**
If I trade with him,
**[17:53] ---**
then I'll have the rest
of the meat all to myself!
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
**[17:56] ---**
But...
**[17:57] ---**
...it's hard to give up
almond jelly for dessert.
**[18:00] ---**
Or that's what I thought,
**[18:02] ---**
but I'd hate for somebody else
to get the meat.
**[18:06] ---**
Should I take the meat?
**[18:07] ---**
Or take the almond jelly?
**[18:09] ---**
What should I do?
**[18:10] ---**
What should I do?!
**[18:12] ---**
Deal!
**[18:14] ---**
Yay!
**[18:15] ---**
Gero!
**[18:16] ---**
I... I missed out!
**[18:20] ---**
Gero?
**[18:21] ---**
Y-You're gonna eat it already?
**[18:23] ---**
You should save the enjoyment for later.
**[18:25] ---**
You're a man who doesn't know
what "endurance" means.
**[18:29] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[18:30] ---**
Plop.
**[18:32] ---**
Plop.
**[18:33] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[18:35] ---**
Full spec *Cookpad* and bibimbap!
**[18:40] ---**
I-It looks good...
**[18:41] ---**
Stupid red daruma...
**[18:43] ---**
Acting fancy-schmancy!
**[18:45] ---**
But... But still...
**[18:46] ---**
There's one slice of meat left...
**[18:48] ---**
Just for me!
**[18:49] ---**
That's right.
**[18:50] ---**
Unlike you guys,
**[18:52] ---**
I still have...
**[18:53] ---**
...the greatest pleasure awaiting me.
**[18:56] ---**
Gero gerorinchoregi-salad!
**[19:01] ---**
Tch!
**[19:01] ---**
I ordered beef curry,
but there's no meat at all in here!
**[19:06] ---**
That's right...
***SIGN*** Curry Cuckoo
**[19:07] ---**
Speaking of meat...
**[19:13] ---**
I am stuffed!
**[19:16] ---**
Well, it's that time.
**[19:18] ---**
The main event!
**[19:20] ---**
Gulp.
**[19:23] ---**
Ulp.
**[19:24] ---**
Gero gero...
**[19:26] ---**
The moment it enters my mouth,
**[19:27] ---**
the meat juice and fragrant scent
will spill out.
**[19:31] ---**
Just imagining it makes me drool!
***SIGN*** Meat Meat
**[19:35] ---**
Yokosuka...
**[19:37] ---**
Yokosuka...
**[19:42] ---**
What are you guys looking at
with those jealous eyes?!
**[19:45] ---**
Only I have the privilege
to eat this grilled meat.
**[19:49] ---**
It's a special right,
**[19:51] ---**
because I alone saved it for last.
**[19:53] ---**
Gero gero gerorib roast!
**[19:56] ---**
Welcome!
**[20:00] ---**
Gero gero...
**[20:01] ---**
I win, huh?
**[20:04] ---**
I waited patiently, endured,
**[20:06] ---**
and at last, my time has come.
**[20:09] ---**
When I look back, I was on a long road.
**[20:12] ---**
Salad rice,
**[20:13] ---**
some kind of *Cookpad* dish,
**[20:14] ---**
an almost-bibimbap,
**[20:16] ---**
and kimchi rice.
**[20:17] ---**
All of them were tasty.
**[20:21] ---**
However!
**[20:23] ---**
It was all for this final moment,
when I eat this juicy, delectable meat!
**[20:28] ---**
Look at it! Look at it!
**[20:30] ---**
It smells delicious!
**[20:33] ---**
Well, you guys can enjoy this scent
**[20:35] ---**
with rice, salad, or almond jelly!
**[20:39] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[20:40] ---**
You're a lowdown snake!
**[20:41] ---**
Gero gero!
**[20:43] ---**
You guys chose to give in to
temptation early, remember?
**[20:47] ---**
And now, watch closely!
**[20:49] ---**
Thank you for the... meat?
**[20:55] ---**
Now that's pretty good meat.
**[20:57] ---**
J-Joriri...
**[20:59] ---**
If you ask me, choice rib meat
has a mature flavor.
**[21:02] ---**
The sauce is good, but so is the salt.
***SIGN*** Punchline
**[21:05] ---**
In other words,
**[21:07] ---**
meat-18.
**[21:08] ---**
When the meat turns 18, eat it.
**[21:11] ---**
My...
**[21:12] ---**
...grilled meat...
**[21:13] ---**
Well, that's what you get.
**[21:15] ---**
That is because you did not eat it right away.
**[21:17] ---**
I'm glad I had mine early on.
**[21:20] ---**
Pathetic...
***SIGN*** Grilled Meat Man Meat-chan
**[21:22] ---**
Life is finite.
**[21:23] ---**
When there's something you want to eat
**[21:24] ---**
at a time you want to eat it,
you may want to eat it then, everyone.
**[21:27] ---**
Excuse me!
**[21:29] ---**
300 grams of beef cubes, please.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
Azumaya Koyuki here!
**[23:09] ---**
Since olden times, many ninjas have been
raised in Shinobinomura, including me.
**[23:14] ---**
Like Sarutobi-san, Hattori-san,
**[23:16] ---**
Kage, Kaba, Rantarou-san...
**[23:19] ---**
I don't really know,
**[23:21] ---**
but it seems there were
some famous people, too.
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:24] ---**
Luxurious and gorgeous!
**[23:25] ---**
Fall in love, fair maiden!
**[23:27] ---**
"Koyuki: Sakura Worse, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's one full-length story. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!