# E200 - Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW501/keroro-uruu-comes-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:32] ---**
Sis!
**[01:33] ---**
I'm done with the bath.
**[01:39] ---**
What's up, Sis?
**[01:43] ---**
It's gonna be nine any moment!
**[01:46] ---**
Nine?
**[01:47] ---**
What happens at nine o'clock?
**[01:49] ---**
While I'm on a diet, I'm not allowed
to snack after nine o'clock!
**[01:53] ---**
That's no reason to rush that much...
**[01:56] ---**
It's not really going to matter if
you go a little over the time, is it?
***SIGN*** Mushroom Fields
**[02:03] ---**
Phew... Just made it...
**[02:07] ---**
Gero...?!
**[02:08] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... What the heck is this?!
**[02:12] ---**
What's up, Sarge?
**[02:14] ---**
What's all the fuss?
**[02:15] ---**
Lady Natsumi! That thing is wrong, ma'am!
**[02:19] ---**
That calendar?
**[02:21] ---**
It's not wrong...
**[02:22] ---**
Look closely, ma'am!
**[02:24] ---**
This month is only supposed to have
28 days! What the heck is this?
**[02:28] ---**
Oh! You're talking about February 29th!
**[02:31] ---**
Gero?
**[02:32] ---**
Ah!
**[02:33] ---**
This day is one day longer than normal.
Because it's a leap year (*uruu-doshi*).
**[02:37] ---**
Yes, that's right. This year is a leap year.
***SIGN*** Uruu-doshi (Leap Year)
**[02:41] ---**
Leap (*uruu*)... year?
**[02:43] ---**
It comes once every four years.
**[02:45] ---**
Yep. And going by the order,
you're on cleaning duty.
**[02:49] ---**
Once every four years...
**[02:51] ---**
Every time?
**[02:53] ---**
Honestly. Of course it does!
**[02:55] ---**
Imagine what would happen if it didn't!
**[02:58] ---**
Don't skip your cleaning duty!
**[03:01] ---**
Uruu...
**[03:02] ---**
Comes without fail once every four years...
**[03:07] ---**
If it doesn't...
terrible things will happen...
**[03:09] ---**
Once every four years... it comes...!
**[03:13] ---**
Sarge?
**[03:16] ---**
Time and the calendar are very important
to our everyday lives, aren't they?
**[03:24] ---**
Today's story will revolve around these things:
"time", "the calendar"... and "humans."
**[03:35] ---**
Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!
**[03:44] ---**
Kululu-dono... What is this?
**[03:47] ---**
Request from the commander.
**[03:49] ---**
From our honorable leader?
**[03:51] ---**
What a mech...
**[03:53] ---**
What is wrong with that dumbo Keroro?
**[03:56] ---**
Uruu comes... Uruu...
Uruu comes... Uruu...
**[04:01] ---**
So, let's recap.
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[04:03] ---**
Here on Pekopon, once every
four years, on February 29th,
***SIGN*** Once every four years
***SIGN*** February 29th
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Uruu
**[04:07] ---**
the great monster Uruu revives,
and exterminates all the invaders?
**[04:12] ---**
Have I got that right?
**[04:14] ---**
Dororo-senpai, did you know about this?
**[04:16] ---**
No. I have heard all kinds
of old tales of Pekopon,
**[04:20] ---**
but it would be the first time
I have heard of this... "Uruu."
**[04:24] ---**
Uruu?!
**[04:26] ---**
S-Sergeant Major Kululu!
Do you think you'll make it in time, sir?!
**[04:29] ---**
It's operating at full capacity right now.
**[04:32] ---**
This is gonna be one amazing mech.
**[04:35] ---**
After all... I put four years' worth
of budget into it!
**[04:39] ---**
What?!
**[04:41] ---**
Four years' budget?!
**[04:43] ---**
Where do you think we
have that kind of money?!
**[04:45] ---**
Or, like, advance wages?
**[04:47] ---**
Wh-What?
**[04:51] ---**
But will it actually come?
**[04:53] ---**
This Uruu...
**[04:55] ---**
U-Uruu... Uruu comes...
**[04:58] ---**
Uruu... Uruu... comes...!
**[05:09] ---**
Alisa!
**[05:15] ---**
No change...
**[05:16] ---**
I thought it would be no good...
**[05:24] ---**
What...?
**[05:26] ---**
It looks like we're being led by something.
**[05:29] ---**
By a gigantically strong power of thought.
**[05:32] ---**
A gigantic power of thought...
**[05:36] ---**
I get the sense that something annoyingly
complicated is about to start.
**[05:40] ---**
It is finally February 29th.
**[05:45] ---**
Huh... February 29th, huh...
**[05:48] ---**
It would normally be next month by now.
**[05:51] ---**
This year's got one more day in it than normal,
yet my wages are unchanged.
**[05:56] ---**
Feels like I've lost out somehow.
**[05:59] ---**
Today's February 29th, huh?
**[06:02] ---**
I... I just... it means I spend another day
together with you, so I feel very...
**[06:10] ---**
Wah! A-Alisa-chan?
**[06:13] ---**
Fuyuki. Did you see anything?
**[06:16] ---**
A-Anything?
Are you chasing Dark Races again?
**[06:20] ---**
What the frick are you here for, you...!
**[06:23] ---**
No, then. Good.
**[06:27] ---**
But... this Dark Race is
an important prey for me.
**[06:33] ---**
Don't get involved.
**[06:38] ---**
Alisa-chan...
**[06:39] ---**
That girl! What the heck did she
even frickin' come here for?!
***SIGN*** Uruu Countermeasure HQ
***SIGN*** Uruu Detection Radar
**[06:47] ---**
Target still not sighted!
**[06:51] ---**
You-know-what is ready
whenever you need it.
***SIGN*** Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon
***SIGN*** Pilot of Aforementioned
**[06:56] ---**
How's Keroro looking?
**[06:58] ---**
Focusing his mind before the battle!
**[07:06] ---**
Wh-Who cares about some darn Uruu...
**[07:10] ---**
Go on, come, if you think
you can beat us, sir.
***SIGN*** Focusing His Mind
**[07:13] ---**
Focusing his mind!
Alternatively, manufacturing a Zock!
***SIGN*** Manufacturing a Zock
**[07:17] ---**
Calm... Calm...
**[07:22] ---**
Sarge? Are you here?
**[07:25] ---**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[07:28] ---**
Gero...
**[07:29] ---**
Oh... So it's just you, Master Fuyuki.
**[07:32] ---**
Is there something you want, sir?
**[07:34] ---**
Well... I met Alisa-chan today.
**[07:37] ---**
It looks like she found something again.
**[07:40] ---**
L-Lady Alisa did...?
**[07:42] ---**
I just wondered if you
knew anything about it.
**[07:46] ---**
Sarge?
**[07:47] ---**
Are you okay? Your hands are shaking.
**[07:50] ---**
Uruu...
**[07:52] ---**
Uruu is here at last, sir.
**[07:54] ---**
Uruu?
**[07:55] ---**
Clam down, sir.
**[07:58] ---**
Clam down!
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
**[07:59] ---**
Calm... Calm...
**[08:02] ---**
Sarge? Do you... want me to do that?
**[08:09] ---**
Okay...
**[08:10] ---**
There we go!
**[08:13] ---**
Gero!
**[08:14] ---**
By the way, Sarge... What was that
Uruu you were just talking about?
**[08:18] ---**
Gero?
**[08:20] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:22] ---**
Uruu isn't a monster?
**[08:25] ---**
N-No... It's not a monster.
**[08:28] ---**
B-But... you said it comes without fail,
once every four years.
**[08:31] ---**
It does come once every four years, but...
**[08:34] ---**
And that if it doesn't,
terrible things will happen to Pekopon!
**[08:37] ---**
Well... There would probably be
a lot of problems, yes...
**[08:41] ---**
Then... what is Uruu?
**[08:43] ---**
Well... a leap year is...
**[08:46] ---**
...a special year, created to adjust slippage
between the calendar and the seasons.
**[08:52] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Days
**[08:54] ---**
Normally, a year is treated as 365 days,
**[08:57] ---**
but actually, one revolution
of the Earth around the sun
**[09:00] ---**
takes about 365 and a quarter days.
***SIGN*** 1/4
of a
day
**[09:04] ---**
So, once every four years, which corresponds
to once every four revolutions,
***SIGN*** 1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days
**[09:07] ---**
we adjust it by adding one day to the year.
***SIGN*** = 1 day
**[09:11] ---**
Useful to know!
**[09:13] ---**
Oh...
**[09:15] ---**
So that was it.
**[09:17] ---**
That is good news, sir.
**[09:19] ---**
Good news, my foot!
**[09:20] ---**
What in blazes do you plan to do about
the four years of budget we poured in?!
**[09:23] ---**
Kululu-senpai. Did you
by any chance know this?
**[09:29] ---**
The calendar has been adjusted many times
in the past to account for the seasons,
**[09:33] ---**
but they don't fit perfectly very easily.
**[09:35] ---**
Well, anyway, a leap year
**[09:37] ---**
is just a system to make
everything fit properly, then, sir.
**[09:40] ---**
To hear that you have
such a flawed calendar!
**[09:43] ---**
Pekopon clearly still has a long way
to go in the intelligence domain, sir!
**[09:46] ---**
Hmph. You're acting Gigantor-ly different from before.
**[09:49] ---**
Gero!!
**[09:51] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?!
**[09:52] ---**
The sticker Master Fuyuki put on for
Zock's monoeye is slightly off-center!
**[09:58] ---**
I-It is?
**[10:01] ---**
That is within acceptable parameters.
**[10:03] ---**
If you're gonna complain, do it yourself!
**[10:05] ---**
But it bugs me, sir!
**[10:07] ---**
Ahhh, blast!
I'll have to re-stick it later, sir!
**[10:12] ---**
Gero?
**[10:13] ---**
What?
**[10:16] ---**
Sis?
**[10:18] ---**
Fuyuki... L-Look...
***SIGN*** TV Inner-Tokyo
**[10:21] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[10:22] ---**
Here we see the mysterious giant creature
that has appeared in Inner-Tokyo!
**[10:26] ---**
What on Earth is that?
**[10:27] ---**
Gero?! I-It can't be...
**[10:30] ---**
Is that...?!
**[10:31] ---**
Is it what, Sarge?
**[10:34] ---**
U-Uruu!!
**[10:36] ---**
That's... absurd...
**[10:39] ---**
Wait... why...
**[10:42] ---**
Uruuuu!
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Uruu
**[10:45] ---**
Giant monster, Uruu!
**[10:46] ---**
Why does it look exactly like me?!
**[10:49] ---**
The great monster Uruu,
**[10:51] ---**
appearing only once every four years,
makes its sudden appearance!
**[10:54] ---**
To be continued... after the commercials!
**[10:56] ---**
Uruuuuuuuu!
**[11:06] ---**
Uruuuuuuu!
**[11:08] ---**
Uruu is headed directly
towards the secret base!
**[11:11] ---**
Or, like, close encounter?
**[11:13] ---**
Uruu is here. It's really here!
**[11:16] ---**
It can't be!
**[11:18] ---**
What on Earth is going on?
**[11:20] ---**
I heard from Tama-chan.
**[11:22] ---**
Anyway, there will be damage
to the city at this rate.
**[11:25] ---**
We will lure it onto our own land.
**[11:27] ---**
Lady Momoka! We're truly grateful, ma'am!
**[11:30] ---**
In that case...
**[11:46] ---**
Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon: Kauu!
***SIGN*** Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon Kauu
**[11:49] ---**
Move out!
**[11:58] ---**
Kauuu...
**[12:00] ---**
Uruuuu...
**[12:02] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[12:03] ---**
Now's the time to show it the power
of the Keron Army, sir!
**[12:06] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[12:13] ---**
Hurray!
**[12:14] ---**
You did it!
**[12:18] ---**
Not a scratch?!
**[12:20] ---**
Then I'll...
**[12:23] ---**
Uruuuuu...
**[12:31] ---**
Natsumi is...
**[12:33] ---**
Natsumi is... closing in!
**[12:36] ---**
Giroro!
**[12:43] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[12:47] ---**
My Zock!
**[12:54] ---**
Natsumi...
**[13:04] ---**
Uruuuu!
**[13:09] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:10] ---**
Lady Alisa!
**[13:12] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki?
**[13:17] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:20] ---**
I finally came across you.
This is my chance!
**[13:23] ---**
Alisa?!
**[13:24] ---**
I don't want to let it get...
**[13:26] ---**
....away...
**[13:27] ---**
Alisa!
**[13:28] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:30] ---**
It is all right.
Your concerns are unfounded.
**[13:33] ---**
Uruuu...
**[13:35] ---**
It is a Thought Absorption Entity.
**[13:37] ---**
Thought Absorption Entity?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[13:39] ---**
Yes... This space creature absorbs
people's strongest thoughts,
**[13:42] ---**
and manifests them into
a concrete form, you see.
**[13:44] ---**
The horrific monster imagined
by our commander, "Uruu"...
**[13:48] ---**
This thing absorbed that powerful thought,
**[13:50] ---**
and made it real, you see.
**[13:53] ---**
No wonder it looks
exactly how I imagined it!
**[13:56] ---**
Ohh? So inside your mind,
I'm a horrific monster, am I?
**[14:01] ---**
Oh... No, not at all...
**[14:05] ---**
Gero! Everybody, run, sir!
**[14:09] ---**
Why do I fire beams?!
**[14:12] ---**
That's Uruu's special attack!
**[14:14] ---**
The "Invader Cleansweep Beam"!
**[14:17] ---**
It's what I imagined it to have, ma'am...
**[14:19] ---**
Gero!
**[14:20] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:27] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:30] ---**
Please, leave it to me!
**[14:33] ---**
Ohh! Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[14:35] ---**
Armageddon! One-thousandth!
**[14:46] ---**
Ohh! Lady Mois, one more, ma'am!
**[14:53] ---**
Mois-chan, wait!
**[14:56] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:57] ---**
Look at this!
**[15:00] ---**
This is...
**[15:01] ---**
February 29th is on the verge of vanishing!
**[15:04] ---**
It's true... Even on mine,
February 29th is...
**[15:07] ---**
This is a pain.
**[15:09] ---**
The giant monster Uruu,
as the commander imagined it,
**[15:12] ---**
is basically a personification
of the leap year.
**[15:15] ---**
If Uruu disappears, leap years
will disappear, too, you see.
**[15:20] ---**
What happens if leap years disappear?
**[15:24] ---**
The calendar and the seasons
will gradually get out of sync.
**[15:27] ---**
Damage to crops...
Flooding of the riverbanks...
**[15:32] ---**
All the foundations of our lifestyle
would start to go wrong.
**[15:36] ---**
Wait!
**[15:39] ---**
If the 29th goes away,
**[15:41] ---**
so will my cleaning duty, sir!
**[15:44] ---**
Lucky! Lucky! Yahoo! Yahoo!
**[15:49] ---**
Gero!
**[15:51] ---**
It appears we have no choice but to
wait for February 29th to end, doesn't it?
**[15:55] ---**
Gero?
**[15:56] ---**
Then Uruu will probably just vanish.
**[15:59] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:01] ---**
But there are still over seven hours
before midnight when the date changes!
**[16:08] ---**
I am not sure we will be
able to hold out until then!
**[16:11] ---**
There's no other way.
**[16:13] ---**
To preserve the normality of
Pekopon's calendar.
***SIGN*** Leader Friendship Responsibility Hesitation Failure Betrayal Comrades Decision
**[16:25] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
We will brave Uruu's attacks,
**[16:28] ---**
and survive the 49th, sir!
**[16:30] ---**
It is the 29th!
**[16:32] ---**
Fully understood!
**[16:33] ---**
W-Wait! If you guys do that, you'll...
**[16:36] ---**
There's no need to worry, sir!
**[16:39] ---**
We will hold out without fail...
We'll do it for you, sir!
***SIGN*** 3 hours later...
**[16:46] ---**
Gero!
**[16:51] ---**
Wooo! Wooo!
**[16:53] ---**
Gero!
**[16:55] ---**
Uruuuu!
***SIGN*** 2 hours after that...
**[16:59] ---**
Wooo! Wooo!
**[17:03] ---**
Gero!
**[17:04] ---**
Uruuuu!
**[17:06] ---**
Fight! Fight! Hey hey hey!
**[17:14] ---**
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Festival! Festival!
**[17:17] ---**
Uruu...
**[17:19] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** A further 1 hour later...
**[17:23] ---**
Uruu...
**[17:26] ---**
This most certainly does
take its toll on you.
**[17:28] ---**
I am pooped...
**[17:30] ---**
Or, like, complete fatigue?
**[17:33] ---**
Wheeze... No more...
**[17:36] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:37] ---**
Keep it up! Only one more hour!
**[17:40] ---**
This is wrong...
**[17:42] ---**
This is definitely wrong!
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
Why...
**[17:46] ---**
Why does Sarge have to suffer through this?
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Well... 'cause it was their fault
in the first place.
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But it was caused by our
imperfect human calendar.
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It was us humans...
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Gero!
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Sarge!
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Fuyuki!
**[18:06] ---**
Sarge! Wake up!
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Master Fuyuki...
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Uruuu...
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Master Fuyuki... run away, sir...
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The 29th is almost over, sir.
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You've done enough, Sarge!
**[18:23] ---**
If you keep going like this, you'll all...!
**[18:27] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
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Fukki...
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Fuyuki-dono.
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Please, Mois-chan! Take down Uruu!
**[18:35] ---**
Fuyuki-san...
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Fuyuki, what are you saying?!
If we do that...
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Uruu...
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We don't need it! The leap year...
can just go away!
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Huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Is everybody okay?
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Somehow I am.
**[19:14] ---**
As for me, I am here.
**[19:16] ---**
Or, like, narrow escape?
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Uruu is...
**[19:21] ---**
Uruu is gone?
**[19:23] ---**
What happened?
**[19:26] ---**
Isn't that... Alisa-chan?
**[19:29] ---**
If that Thought Absorption Entity
can transform into anything at all,
**[19:34] ---**
then we thought it may also become
a soul for Alisa, who is a doll.
**[19:41] ---**
However... being a doll,
Alisa's thoughts are incomplete.
**[19:46] ---**
And so, it disappeared.
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No, it looks like it hasn't disappeared.
**[19:56] ---**
Gero? My Zock!
**[19:59] ---**
Why?
**[20:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, that's...
**[20:02] ---**
What the Thought Absorption Entity
manifested.
**[20:05] ---**
Gero? Uruu became this, sir?
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What is going on?
**[20:11] ---**
The moment Uruu's beam hit,
I thought strongly...
**[20:18] ---**
...that humans are imperfect anyway,
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and we'll never be able
to maintain perfect order.
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In fact, it's more human for things
to be a little out-of-sync.
**[20:30] ---**
And you say that thought reached it?
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I don't know why it chose this, though.
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Well, anyway!
**[20:38] ---**
It's good to see that my Zock is back, sir!
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G-Gero!
**[20:44] ---**
A-Alisa-chan?
**[20:45] ---**
L-Lady Alisa!
**[20:47] ---**
Gero! My Zock!!
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This is surely...
**[20:54] ---**
...humanity.
**[20:58] ---**
Hu...manity?
**[21:01] ---**
Huh? What?
**[21:03] ---**
Why is my Zock humanity?
**[21:07] ---**
Why?
**[21:11] ---**
Humanity...
**[21:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:16] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:19] ---**
We rely on "time" and
"the calendar" constantly.
**[21:19] ---**
Hey, Momocchi!
**[21:20] ---**
Thank goodness, Tama-chan!
**[21:22] ---**
Perhaps, the hands of the clock
being ever-so-slightly off...
**[21:26] ---**
...is more fitting for us as humans.
**[21:31] ---**
Well, then, goodbye... goodbye...
**[21:33] ---**
Goodbye...
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
***SIGN*** Grand Operation Ear Day!
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:08] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:09] ---**
If you could have just one wish,
**[23:12] ---**
what would you wish for?
**[23:13] ---**
Wha?
**[23:13] ---**
Tell me, Giroro.
**[23:15] ---**
W-Well...
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. Where are my ears?
**[23:23] ---**
"Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!