# E70 - Keronians vs Pekoponians: An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir? / Koyuki's Heart-Pounding First Rice Ball, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMGQ8/keronians-vs-pekoponians-an-all-out-showdown-at-last-sir--koyukis-heart-pounding-first-rice-ball-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:30] ---**
At last, those invaders
have bared their fangs!
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Hey! What's that?!
***SIGN*** Todoroki Intersection
**[01:38] ---**
It's a spaceship!
**[01:39] ---**
People of Pekopon!
**[01:41] ---**
Starting today, as of this moment,
**[01:43] ---**
we of the Keroro Platoon
are the masters of this planet!
**[01:53] ---**
Has the Keroro Platoon
become serious about this at last?!
**[01:56] ---**
Oh, what will become of Earth?!
**[02:02] ---**
Keronians vs Pekoponians:
An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir?
**[02:15] ---**
Aww, the stuff in the back are
just pictures. Talk about cheap.
**[02:19] ---**
Don't let it get to you.
It's a budgetary thing.
***SIGN*** Invasion Hands-On Experience Stage No. 8
**[02:22] ---**
But that "Invasion Hands-On
Experience Stage, No. 8"
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has been programmed with
every conceivable response
**[02:28] ---**
that we might possibly encounter
on Pekopon as it is today.
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So the feedback's the real deal.
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In other words, it's perfect
for simulation exercises.
**[02:39] ---**
Exactly! We will use this
stage to fully immerse ourselves
**[02:42] ---**
and get hands-on Pekopon
invasion experience, sir!
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:47] ---**
People of Pekopon!
**[02:48] ---**
You said that already.
**[02:51] ---**
Resume attack!
**[02:57] ---**
The people of Pekopon
are frantically running away!
**[03:00] ---**
Or, like, hellish picture?
**[03:03] ---**
But...
**[03:07] ---**
It's a little...
**[03:08] ---**
Yeah, just a bit.
**[03:10] ---**
The budget may dictate this,
but it kills the mood, sir.
**[03:13] ---**
Don't let your guard down!
We're in the middle of training!
**[03:15] ---**
Oh! Right, sir!
**[03:17] ---**
At any rate, I must take the results
of this invasion simulation exercise
**[03:20] ---**
and compile it into a report, sir!
**[03:23] ---**
We received another reminder
from HQ yesterday, didn't we?
**[03:26] ---**
Or, like, getting antsy?
**[03:28] ---**
Gero!
**[03:28] ---**
One week since the
submission deadline passed...
**[03:30] ---**
Worst case scenario, it could affect
how they evaluate our bonuses...
**[03:33] ---**
What?! It's that important,
and you haven't submitted it yet?!
**[03:36] ---**
Oh! No, no!
**[03:37] ---**
The plan is to bide my time
until the suspense is killing them
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and then show them our platoon's
awesome invasion, sir.
**[03:44] ---**
Don't tell me you plan to pass off
the training as actual combat?!
**[03:47] ---**
Giku!
**[03:48] ---**
Of course not! I meant, our awesome
invasion during training, sir.
**[03:52] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
are you making sure to record all this, sir?
**[03:55] ---**
All cameras are on standby and good to go.
**[04:02] ---**
The shabby stuff won't show up
on camera anyway, sir.
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Resume attacking!
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At this rate, the invasion will be over
in one fell swoop, sir!
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We'll have to see about that.
**[04:18] ---**
Given these circumstances,
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who knows just what kind of
response we might see from Pekopon?
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Uh-oh, it's finished calculating.
**[04:29] ---**
Okay, our next postcard
is from Natchi-san of Inner-Tokyo.
**[04:33] ---**
Thanks for always writing in!
**[04:34] ---**
Yes! It's mine!
**[04:38] ---**
Huh?
**[04:49] ---**
Wait...
**[04:57] ---**
What is this?!
**[05:01] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
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Huh?
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If we put our minds to it,
**[05:12] ---**
invading Pekopon is a
piece of cake, sir!
**[05:14] ---**
This isn't challenging at all.
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Don't let your guard down until it's over!
**[05:19] ---**
You say that,
**[05:20] ---**
but I could be picking my nose,
and we'd still be fine, sir.
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Let us show them how
calm and collected we are, too.
**[05:25] ---**
Pick, pick, pick.
**[05:26] ---**
Hey!
**[05:27] ---**
Gero!
**[05:28] ---**
Uh oh, that's Super Natsumi!
**[05:31] ---**
Super Natsumi's here for us!
***SIGN*** Super Natsumi
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[05:37] ---**
N-Natsumi?!
**[05:39] ---**
What's Lady Natsumi doing here?!
**[05:41] ---**
So it was you guys!
**[05:43] ---**
And just when 623-san was about
to read my postcard, too!
**[05:48] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, this is
just a training exercise and...
**[05:52] ---**
Why did you drag me into this?
**[05:54] ---**
I've had enough of your stupid antics!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Rage
**[05:57] ---**
Natsumi Special Dynamite Super Attack!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[06:10] ---**
Super Natsumi has protected peace on Earth!
**[06:13] ---**
Thank you, Super Natsumi!
Let us meet again, Super Natsumi!
**[06:16] ---**
I have to hurry back
and listen to the radio!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** © Todoroki Productions
**[06:23] ---**
Hey! What was that?!
***SIGN*** The End
**[06:24] ---**
That was messed up! What's
with this Super Natsumi thing?!
**[06:27] ---**
I told you, didn't I?
**[06:28] ---**
That it's programmed with
every conceivable response
**[06:30] ---**
that we might possibly
encounter on Pekopon, remember?
**[06:33] ---**
I see!
**[06:35] ---**
Knowing Natsumi-san, it's conceivable
that with Saburo-san's help,
**[06:38] ---**
she could gain such powers.
**[06:40] ---**
The person who can save Earth
when it's in trouble...
**[06:43] ---**
...is her!
**[06:46] ---**
Or, like, hero's entrance?
**[06:49] ---**
She was kind of cool.
**[06:51] ---**
Yeah...
**[06:52] ---**
That didn't count!
**[06:54] ---**
If that's the case,
we'll get serious, too, sir!
**[06:58] ---**
Sheesh!
**[06:59] ---**
The radio show ended, and
I can't take this weird outfit off!
**[07:03] ---**
Besides which, it's the stupid frog's
turn to do the dishes today!
**[07:06] ---**
That guy...!
**[07:09] ---**
Not again!
**[07:13] ---**
People of Pekopon!
**[07:14] ---**
Starting today, as of this moment,
**[07:16] ---**
we of the Keroro Platoon
are the masters of this planet!
**[07:20] ---**
What kind of idiotic nonsense is that?!
**[07:21] ---**
You're not getting away with
this anymore, you stupid frog!
**[07:25] ---**
We've been waiting for you,
Super Natsumi!
**[07:31] ---**
No!
**[07:33] ---**
Today will be the end of
Super Natsumi, sir.
**[07:36] ---**
Prepare to fire the Ultimate Anti-Super
Natsumi Weapon, the Gooey Cannon!
***SIGN*** Gooey Cannon
**[07:42] ---**
What?!
**[07:43] ---**
Natsumi!
**[07:44] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
fire the Gooey Cannon.
**[07:46] ---**
O-Okay.
**[07:48] ---**
I'm sorry, Natchi!
**[07:50] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi. I'm a soldier!
**[07:53] ---**
Firing!
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Hold on!
**[08:01] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[08:02] ---**
Uh oh! This time, it's Super Fuyuking
making his appearance!
**[08:05] ---**
Super Fuyuking is an occult warrior!
***SIGN*** Super Fuyuking
**[08:08] ---**
He's just incredible, okay?!
**[08:09] ---**
Sarge, please stop this already.
**[08:12] ---**
I don't want to see Earth being invaded,
**[08:14] ---**
but I'd feel even worse if
I had to see you guys suffering!
**[08:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[08:19] ---**
He even sacrificed his
precious crystal skull...
**[08:22] ---**
Or, like, fraternal love?
**[08:24] ---**
Sarge, there should be
no reason we have to fight.
**[08:28] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
**[08:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[08:34] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[08:37] ---**
Sarge!
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Watch out, Fuyuki!
**[08:47] ---**
O-O-Oh my goodness! Even
Super Momokaizer has shown up!
**[08:50] ---**
This is just too awesome!
***SIGN*** Super Momokaizer
**[08:52] ---**
Are you all right, Fuyuki-kun?
**[08:54] ---**
That was close.
**[08:56] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[08:59] ---**
Here, the three heroes
have rallied together!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[09:02] ---**
We'll be counting on you
to keep saving the Earth!
**[09:03] ---**
Super Natsumi! Super Fuyuking!
Super Momokaizer!
**[09:11] ---**
Stupid, stupid, stupid me!
**[09:13] ---**
All because I carelessly let my
emotions get the better of me!
**[09:15] ---**
With the Nishizawa family's
wealth and technological prowess,
**[09:18] ---**
it wouldn't be surprising if
Momocchi showed up like that.
**[09:22] ---**
Fuyuki-san was impressive, too.
**[09:24] ---**
Or, like, sibling honor?
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I'm a man who aims for perfection, after all.
**[09:29] ---**
The data I inputted is flawless.
**[09:32] ---**
I can't let HQ see us looking
lame like this, sir.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh! Which means...
***SIGN*** Evaluation: 0
**[09:38] ---**
...our bonuses are really at risk!
**[09:39] ---**
What?!
**[09:41] ---**
We will no longer be choosy
about the methods we use, sir.
**[09:43] ---**
Entrust your lives to me, men!
***SIGN*** Bonuses Are Our Life
**[09:48] ---**
You're too soft, Fuyuki!
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Give them a good wallop,
**[09:52] ---**
and those stupid frogs will
never think of invading Earth again!
**[09:56] ---**
You think so?
**[09:57] ---**
I think either way is fine.
**[09:59] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but this is my chance!
**[10:02] ---**
They say that combat brings
couples closer together fast, after all!
**[10:03] ---**
Fuyuking!
**[10:06] ---**
Whether it's training or real
combat, just keep it coming!
**[10:11] ---**
Here we go!
**[10:12] ---**
People of Pekopon! Starting today...
**[10:15] ---**
Enough!
**[10:16] ---**
Why don't you just give up already?!
**[10:18] ---**
There's no way you guys
will invade the Earth!
**[10:21] ---**
Fuyuki, let us make our
hearts as one and attack!
**[10:24] ---**
R-Right.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge, but if we can
avoid a real war by doing this...
**[10:30] ---**
All for the sake of our bonuses,
**[10:32] ---**
we cannot back down, sir!
**[10:34] ---**
I am sorry, but we are going to use the
powered up version of the Gooey Cannon!
***SIGN*** Gooey-Gooey Cannon
**[10:37] ---**
The Gooey-Gooey Cannon, sir!
**[10:41] ---**
Hey, do we have to take it that far?
**[10:43] ---**
But Momocchi will be...!
**[10:44] ---**
We cannot afford to lose against amateurs.
**[10:46] ---**
We are soldiers!
**[10:48] ---**
Fire!
**[10:54] ---**
What?!
**[10:59] ---**
Super Mom is here!
**[11:02] ---**
F-For real?
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, wow! This stuff is so gooey!
It feels great!
**[11:07] ---**
M-Mom?
***SIGN*** Super Mom
**[11:08] ---**
In the end, the one to wrap things up
has got to be her! Super Mom!
**[11:11] ---**
Super Mom loves gooey, icky things!
**[11:14] ---**
So the Gooey-Gooey Cannon
is no problem for her!
**[11:19] ---**
Okay, here goes!
**[11:20] ---**
Mom Bomber!
**[11:25] ---**
Hip Attack!
**[11:30] ---**
Amazing!
**[11:31] ---**
That's just like you, Mother!
**[11:33] ---**
Playing heroes is fun!
**[11:35] ---**
Let's do more of this!
**[11:36] ---**
Uh, I don't think that'll be possible.
**[11:40] ---**
So Super Mom showed up, huh?
**[11:43] ---**
Well, knowing Aki Hinata,
it's not inconceivable.
**[11:46] ---**
Uncle?! Or, like, very wounded?
**[11:49] ---**
Though I toil and toil,
my bonus prospects fade.
**[11:52] ---**
I gaze upon a Gundam model.
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Collapse.
**[11:56] ---**
Thus, the Keroro Platoon's invasion
of Earth took another step backwards!
**[12:01] ---**
Hang in there, Keroro Platoon!
**[12:03] ---**
Don't give up, Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[12:18] ---**
The sun hasn't even risen yet.
**[12:20] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo and
Koyuki sure are early risers.
**[12:23] ---**
Are they training or something?
**[12:26] ---**
Koyuki-dono, you are up awfully early.
**[12:29] ---**
I'm going on a picnic
with Natsumi-san today!
**[12:32] ---**
We're both going to pack lunches,
**[12:35] ---**
and we promised we'd trade what we made!
**[12:39] ---**
Done! Koyuki's specially-made rice ball!
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:48] ---**
Thank goodness! It didn't fall apart.
**[12:51] ---**
I wonder if Natsumi-san will like it.
**[12:55] ---**
Koyuki-dono, I wish you luck in battle.
**[13:00] ---**
Koyuki's Heart-Pounding
First Rice Ball, Sir!
**[13:06] ---**
Wow, what a beautiful view!
**[13:09] ---**
Let's have lunch somewhere around here.
**[13:11] ---**
Yes!
**[13:12] ---**
Help yourself, Koyuki.
**[13:14] ---**
Wow, they're so cute!
**[13:16] ---**
My mom used to make me all kinds
of things when I was in kindergarten,
**[13:20] ---**
so I just copied her.
**[13:21] ---**
Wow...
**[13:22] ---**
So this is what rice balls
are supposed to look like?
**[13:26] ---**
They're completely different from mine.
**[13:28] ---**
Natsumi-san might laugh at me
if I show her this.
**[13:32] ---**
What are your rice balls like, Koyuki-chan?
**[13:33] ---**
What?
**[13:34] ---**
O-Oh!
**[13:36] ---**
I forgot them!
**[13:38] ---**
Huh? Aren't those it?
**[13:39] ---**
No! This is...
**[13:42] ---**
Oh, come on! Quit making
such a big deal of it and show me.
**[13:44] ---**
Y-You're wrong! This is no rice ball...
**[13:48] ---**
What? It's not?
**[13:49] ---**
No. I mean, this is... This is, well...
**[13:53] ---**
...a ninja weapon?
**[13:56] ---**
Yes! It's a weapon that's been
passed down through the generations,
**[13:58] ---**
and you use it like this!
**[14:06] ---**
Oh, no!
**[14:07] ---**
Whoops, I dropped it.
**[14:09] ---**
It's a precious weapon, right?!
We have to go after it!
**[14:11] ---**
Uh, right...
**[14:13] ---**
Wait!
**[14:18] ---**
It looks deep.
**[14:20] ---**
Let's just forget about it.
It's nothing that important.
**[14:23] ---**
No way! What a waste!
**[14:24] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[14:29] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[14:31] ---**
This is a rather shady place.
**[14:34] ---**
Natsumi-san, please stay close to me.
**[14:36] ---**
Okay.
**[14:37] ---**
I'm pretty sure there's a
folktale that kind of goes like this.
**[14:40] ---**
The person goes into a hole
that a rice ball fell into,
**[14:42] ---**
and there are mice inside,
**[14:43] ---**
and they give the person treasure
in thanks for the rice ball.
**[14:46] ---**
Really?!
**[14:47] ---**
But that wasn't a rice ball.
**[14:50] ---**
It was a weapon! A weapon!
**[14:52] ---**
So, it is as I thought.
**[14:53] ---**
Huh?
**[14:56] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[14:56] ---**
What?!
**[14:58] ---**
What the?!
**[15:01] ---**
A Mousian invasion force
is holding Lady Koyuki...
**[15:04] ---**
...and Natsumi captive?!
**[15:05] ---**
This message tied to an arrow
came to me earlier.
**[15:08] ---**
What in the world is this about?!
**[15:10] ---**
The thing is, I do not really understand,
**[15:12] ---**
but they supposedly launched
a preemptive attack
**[15:15] ---**
against the Mousian
forward invasion base.
**[15:17] ---**
A preemptive attack?!
**[15:19] ---**
You're wrong! We didn't attack you!
We just dropped it by accident!
**[15:23] ---**
Just accidentally dropping a weapon
**[15:25] ---**
is as impossible as
negative 3 Squeakillion yen!
**[15:27] ---**
For our part, we demand reparations
in the amount of 8 Squeakillion yen!
**[15:33] ---**
If you can't come up with that,
you'll work for us for the rest of your lives!
**[15:36] ---**
What?!
**[15:37] ---**
Yah-ho!
***SIGN*** Tremble
Tremble
**[15:40] ---**
8 Squeakillion yen?!
***SIGN*** 8 Squeakillion Yen
**[15:41] ---**
Converting it to Pekopon currency,
***SIGN*** 8 Trillion Yen
**[15:43] ---**
that's approximately 8 trillion yen.
**[15:45] ---**
What?!
**[15:45] ---**
Goodness!
**[15:46] ---**
What?! That's ridiculous,
even for an exorbitant demand!
**[15:49] ---**
Mousians are the greediest race
in the universe, after all.
**[15:53] ---**
Why is the request for that payment
being sent to us?!
**[15:56] ---**
Pekopon doesn't have a
ministry of foreign space affairs yet,
**[15:59] ---**
and has no means to negotiate,
**[16:01] ---**
so they're holding us responsible,
**[16:03] ---**
because of our connection with
Lady Koyuki and Lady Natsumi.
**[16:04] ---**
Why should it be that way?!
**[16:07] ---**
If you get a demand for reparations
from Mousians, it's all over.
**[16:11] ---**
There are countless planets that have
gone bankrupt from run-ins with them.
**[16:15] ---**
I'll force them to cooperate!
**[16:17] ---**
Don't be rash, Corporal Giroro!
**[16:19] ---**
This is where we must be calm
and think this through, sir.
**[16:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi is in big trouble.
**[16:25] ---**
If we can neatly rescue them...
***SIGN*** Oh!
**[16:28] ---**
...Lady Natsumi will be indebted to me!
**[16:31] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[16:33] ---**
investigate the weakness of
the Mousians at once, sir!
**[16:37] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[16:39] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho! Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[16:39] ---**
I can't imagine that the stupid frog
and his gang will pay up.
**[16:43] ---**
I guess that means
working for these guys for life.
**[16:45] ---**
Natsumi-san's in this mess
because of me.
**[16:48] ---**
But I just can't bring myself to say
that that thing is a rice ball!
**[16:51] ---**
Yokozuna, the Keroro Platoon is here!
**[16:55] ---**
I'm much obliged!
**[16:57] ---**
Your outfits...
**[16:58] ---**
We, the Keroro Platoon,
formally request a sumo match, sir!
**[17:04] ---**
If we win, you forget about the reparations.
**[17:07] ---**
And you will return
those two to us, sir.
**[17:09] ---**
And if you lose?
**[17:11] ---**
We intend to wholly surrender our
Pekopon forward invasion base, sir!
**[17:16] ---**
What?
**[17:18] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[17:20] ---**
Now, will you accept the match or not?!
**[17:24] ---**
The Mousians' love of
sumo wrestling is no small thing.
**[17:27] ---**
They're certain to accept...
**[17:30] ---**
We will accept this match!
**[17:31] ---**
See?
**[17:34] ---**
And so came about the
great sumo tournament
**[17:37] ---**
between the Keroro Platoon
and the Mousians!
**[17:41] ---**
First, the Maegashira match!
**[17:43] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[17:44] ---**
Tamama, we're counting on you!
**[17:46] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[17:48] ---**
Go with 100 Squeakillion yen
worth of fighting spirit!
**[17:50] ---**
Face each other!
**[17:52] ---**
Put your spirit into it! The match is on!
**[17:56] ---**
Do your best, Master Tamama!
**[18:00] ---**
Owowowowowowowow!
**[18:02] ---**
Tamama!
**[18:03] ---**
Hang in there!
**[18:04] ---**
T-Time out! Ow! That hurts!
**[18:06] ---**
Owowowowowowowow!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:10] ---**
I said that hurts! You freaking mouse!
***SIGN*** Maegashira Tamama
**[18:15] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Pushed Out
**[18:16] ---**
Good going, Tamama!
**[18:19] ---**
Next, Komusubi.
**[18:24] ---**
Put your spirit into it! The match is...
**[18:27] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
Huh?
**[18:28] ---**
Mousian!
***SIGN*** Komusubi Kululu
***SIGN*** Collapsed
**[18:30] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[18:31] ---**
This sort of activity isn't my thing.
**[18:34] ---**
Kululu!
**[18:37] ---**
Next, Sekiwake.
**[18:39] ---**
Face each other!
**[18:40] ---**
This is going to be tough.
**[18:41] ---**
Put your spirit into it!
**[18:42] ---**
Dororo!
**[18:43] ---**
The match is on!
**[18:45] ---**
Why, you! You!
**[18:47] ---**
You scurry little bastard!
**[18:49] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Poof!
**[18:57] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Sekiwake Dororo
***SIGN*** Out of Bounds
**[18:59] ---**
He did it!
**[19:00] ---**
That's Dororo for you!
**[19:01] ---**
Next, Ozeki.
**[19:04] ---**
Giroro, we're counting on you!
**[19:06] ---**
Natsumi, I'll save you, without fail!
**[19:09] ---**
Hey!
**[19:10] ---**
It's against the rules to wear
anything except the sumo loincloth.
**[19:13] ---**
Wha?!
**[19:14] ---**
M-My belt!
**[19:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro becomes puny
when he takes his belt off!
**[19:18] ---**
Why is that? Because you see,
inside the buckle of his belt...
**[19:21] ---**
Why, it's Natsumi's photo!
**[19:23] ---**
Don't tell them!
**[19:24] ---**
Put your spirit into it! The match is on!
**[19:26] ---**
Mousians!
**[19:28] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[19:29] ---**
Natsumi... I-I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Ozeki Giroro
***SIGN*** Slapped Down
***SIGN*** Yokozuna Sekiwake Maegashira Ozeki Komusubi Keroro Giroro Dororo Kululu Tamama
***SIGN*** Out of Bounds Pushed Out Slapped Down Collapsed
**[19:33] ---**
And now, today's final bout!
***SIGN*** Yokozuna Keroro
**[19:35] ---**
The Yokozuna match!
**[19:39] ---**
All right!
**[19:44] ---**
It's no use. I can't get
my hopes up for this at all.
**[19:47] ---**
Yokozuna, put the screws to this
two-squeak upstart for us!
**[19:50] ---**
Face each other!
**[19:52] ---**
Up to this point, everything
has gone as planned, sir.
**[19:55] ---**
Tied at two matches apiece!
**[19:56] ---**
Everything will be determined
by this Yokozuna match!
***SIGN*** Gratitude
**[19:59] ---**
This is the perfect setup to make
Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir.
**[19:59] ---**
Keroro-sama...!
**[20:03] ---**
I will not lose, no matter what, sir.
**[20:06] ---**
Why?
**[20:06] ---**
Because I have this Gravity
Controller Equipped Sumo Loincloth
***SIGN*** Gravity Controller Equipped Sumo Loincloth
**[20:09] ---**
that Kululu developed, sir.
**[20:11] ---**
The match is on!
**[20:13] ---**
Now! Gravity, full power!
**[20:17] ---**
Even the famous Raiden would be shocked
**[20:19] ---**
at how rock solid I am on
my feet right now, sir.
**[20:21] ---**
Y-Yah-ho!
**[20:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
***SIGN*** Keroizumi
**[20:25] ---**
Yes! I am truly immovable
as a mountain, sir!
**[20:30] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Gravity Gravity Gravity
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?! What?!
**[20:32] ---**
What?! What's going on?!
**[20:35] ---**
You turned the knob too far.
**[20:38] ---**
The Mousians win!
**[20:40] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[20:41] ---**
S-So heavy...
**[20:43] ---**
Oh, I have to work here
for the rest of my life now.
**[20:46] ---**
I'll never get to go home again, either.
**[20:48] ---**
All right, we're taking the Pekopon girls!
**[20:51] ---**
Wait!
**[20:53] ---**
It was a misunderstanding
from the very beginning!
**[20:57] ---**
Y-Yah-ho!
**[20:59] ---**
This is not a weapon, but a rice ball!
**[21:01] ---**
I thought Natsumi-san would laugh at it,
so I couldn't tell anyone...
**[21:05] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[21:06] ---**
I won't be fooled!
**[21:08] ---**
Such a destructive rice ball
couldn't possibly exist!
**[21:11] ---**
It is a rice ball!
**[21:14] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[21:16] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:20] ---**
It's delicious!
**[21:21] ---**
It's delicious, Koyuki!
**[21:25] ---**
This rice ball is the best!
**[21:27] ---**
Really?!
**[21:29] ---**
Goodness! So it was a
5 Squeakillion yen misunderstanding!
**[21:32] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry for wrecking your spaceship!
**[21:38] ---**
And so, the misunderstanding
was cleared up,
**[21:40] ---**
and as a gesture of reconciliation,
**[21:41] ---**
they all decided to have rice balls together.
**[21:45] ---**
Yum! 100 Squeakillion yen!
**[21:48] ---**
Yeah, it's delicious!
**[21:49] ---**
I'm so glad, Natsumi-san!
**[21:52] ---**
And as for what happened
to our Sergeant Keroro...
**[21:58] ---**
I am hungry, sir.
**[22:02] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[22:03] ---**
You did technically try to save us
on this occasion, after all.
**[22:08] ---**
Right?
**[22:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[22:13] ---**
It's yummy, ma'am!
**[22:18] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Tamama here.
**[23:53] ---**
You should all fully enjoy your
summers while you're still kids.
**[23:57] ---**
It seems once you grow up,
you do not have time for it anymore.
**[23:59] ---**
Especially people who draw manga
or create anime, who have to...
**[24:02] ---**
...work harder for us, you slackers!!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
summer break means homework.
**[24:09] ---**
"Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It's our first whole episode in a while!
So how's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!