# E275 - Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir! / Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X8NW/keroro-keron-style-golf-sir--keroro-run-keroro-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:37] ---**
That's amazing.
**[01:38] ---**
He's only 17, apparently!
**[01:40] ---**
I'd like to try golf.
**[01:42] ---**
I feel like I might be okay at it!
**[01:44] ---**
We do have golf games here, but...
**[01:47] ---**
Not those!
**[01:49] ---**
I want to actually go around a course.
**[01:51] ---**
Oho? Golf?
**[01:53] ---**
I can invite you, if you want.
**[01:56] ---**
Huh? You play golf?
**[01:59] ---**
Call it an adult indulgence.
**[02:05] ---**
Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir!
**[02:11] ---**
Okay, feel free to use these.
**[02:13] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[02:15] ---**
Let's enjoy this together, shall we?
**[02:18] ---**
This is kind of an unusual situation.
**[02:21] ---**
It is best to all get along well
with one another!
**[02:23] ---**
It has been a while!
**[02:26] ---**
I'll show you my full swing.
**[02:28] ---**
I'll be the caddie.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm joining in, too!
**[02:32] ---**
Or, like, no-charge invite?
**[02:34] ---**
So, first, you need to register.
**[02:43] ---**
I wonder if I can do this.
**[02:45] ---**
You'll be fine.
**[02:46] ---**
Modern clubs perform very well.
**[02:48] ---**
My course debut already!
**[02:50] ---**
H-Hey, Keroro.
**[02:52] ---**
Natsumi *is* aware of the rules, right?
**[02:55] ---**
I've told her the minimum
she needs to know to get started.
**[02:59] ---**
The minimum she needs to know.
**[03:05] ---**
Wow!
**[03:07] ---**
Isn't there anyone else here?
**[03:09] ---**
You typically rent out a course for your
party when playing Keron-style golf.
***SIGN*** Humid Stuffy
**[03:13] ---**
But... the weather here feels
a little close, doesn't it?
**[03:16] ---**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Haaa ha ha ha ha
**[03:20] ---**
W-Wasn't that...
**[03:21] ---**
Each course has its own peculiarities.
**[03:24] ---**
Peculiarities?
***SIGN*** 1st Hole
**[03:28] ---**
Um, so we're playing as a single team of 7?
**[03:31] ---**
Any number can play at Keron-style golf.
**[03:33] ---**
Huh.
**[03:35] ---**
First the front nine—the first 9 holes.
**[03:37] ---**
The person with the smallest total
number of shots wins, right?
**[03:41] ---**
I won't lose!
**[03:42] ---**
Okay, then! The Keron-style
golf competition begins!
**[03:47] ---**
I'm first.
**[03:48] ---**
This hole is a long one,
so I'll start with a driver!
**[03:52] ---**
Looks like she knows a bit.
**[04:00] ---**
I have studied a little, you know!
**[04:02] ---**
Well, good luck.
**[04:17] ---**
Ahhh... it bent to the right.
**[04:21] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[04:23] ---**
The number of times you hit
is automatically displayed!
**[04:26] ---**
Next is Uncle!
**[04:28] ---**
Who knew the day would come
when I would use you again?
**[04:33] ---**
It is Mr. Sergeant's personal beam driver!
**[04:35] ---**
He is serious.
**[04:43] ---**
I'm a frog!
**[04:44] ---**
A pro-golfer frog!
**[04:49] ---**
Whiff.
**[04:50] ---**
Gero...
**[04:52] ---**
Nice going, commander. I'm impressed.
**[04:57] ---**
I forgot something very important, sir.
**[05:00] ---**
Once more.
***SIGN*** Barbecued...
**[05:02] ---**
Barbecued... pork...
***SIGN*** Pork...
***SIGN*** Bowl
**[05:04] ---**
...bowl!
***SIGN*** Clatter-plunk
**[05:21] ---**
It's an albatross, Uncle!
**[05:24] ---**
No way!
**[05:25] ---**
That's amazing, Sarge!
**[05:27] ---**
Missed out on the hole-in-one.
**[05:29] ---**
But is it okay to do that much?
**[05:32] ---**
This is the magic formula
of Keron-style golf!
**[05:35] ---**
The course will enjoy being hit more!
**[05:39] ---**
It'll enjoy being hit more?
**[05:41] ---**
I guess I'm up next.
**[05:46] ---**
Target, locked on!
**[05:48] ---**
Giroro, moving out!
**[05:59] ---**
Not bad.
**[06:00] ---**
Wow.
**[06:02] ---**
Next...
**[06:03] ---**
...is my nunchuk driver!
**[06:07] ---**
Invisible swing!
**[06:19] ---**
Bunker!
**[06:21] ---**
I am up next.
**[06:25] ---**
Dance, whirlwind!
**[06:26] ---**
To the teeing ground!
**[06:28] ---**
Assassin Magic:
**[06:29] ---**
Monkey-Style Jupiter Shot!
**[06:36] ---**
Well, that one won't be coming
down for a while. Break time!
***SIGN*** One hour passes...
**[06:40] ---**
One hour passes...
**[06:49] ---**
On the green in one!
**[06:51] ---**
W-Wow...
**[06:54] ---**
I'm up next.
**[06:57] ---**
Here we go.
**[06:59] ---**
Take that!
**[07:03] ---**
That's just fine, Master Fuyuki, sir!
**[07:05] ---**
I-Is it?
**[07:09] ---**
I'm next!
**[07:10] ---**
Or, like, roaring spirits?
**[07:13] [SONG] ---**
Nostradamus... damus... damus...
**[07:16] ---**
There!
**[07:17] [SONG] ---**
Nostradamus... damus... damus...
**[07:24] ---**
The ball has ceased to exist.
***SIGN*** Warm fuzzies...
**[07:27] ---**
That felt good...
**[07:29] ---**
The game continues on and on.
***SIGN*** Stuffy
**[07:33] ---**
Geez...
***SIGN*** Doooooou!
**[07:37] ---**
What's with that?!
**[07:46] ---**
This bunker is too sloped, eh?!
**[07:51] ---**
Ah! A lake!
**[07:53] ---**
And finally, they made it to the ninth hole!
**[07:55] ---**
And this is the final putt.
***SIGN*** Clatter-plunk
**[08:08] ---**
I hit 70 on the first nine.
**[08:11] ---**
It wouldn't fly straight at all.
**[08:13] ---**
No, I think you did quite well.
**[08:15] ---**
Sarge, you were great! You're in first!
**[08:18] ---**
You're good, too, Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** 1. Keroro - 41 2. Doronuma - 46 3. Red Daruma - 51 4. Mois - 58 5. Fuyuki - 66 6. Natsumi - 70 7. Tamama - 92
**[08:20] ---**
Your short and steady strokes
carried you to 5th, sir.
**[08:24] ---**
Wahaaaahh... I am in last!
***SIGN*** Last!
**[08:26] ---**
So, Lady Natsumi, you are
second from the bottom, so...
**[08:30] ---**
Yes, I get the booby prize, I know.
**[08:33] ---**
Uh, so, if I remember,
the one who gets the booby prize
**[08:36] ---**
has to switch out for someone else
in the next game?
**[08:39] ---**
Precisely.
**[08:40] ---**
But... who am I switching with?
**[08:47] ---**
That felt good!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't tell me this course is...
**[08:54] ---**
...556-san's body?!
**[08:56] ---**
We got turned small?!
**[08:59] ---**
Indeed!
**[09:00] ---**
Then this oppressive closeness...
**[09:02] ---**
...is 556's peculiarity.
**[09:04] ---**
I... I'm getting goosebumps.
**[09:07] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:08] ---**
I'm sorry my brother is
so swelteringly close!
**[09:11] ---**
That lake, for example.
**[09:13] ---**
That's 556's belly button.
***SIGN*** Chills
**[09:15] ---**
Noooooooooo!
**[09:16] ---**
Keron-style golf...
**[09:18] ---**
Its defining characteristic
**[09:19] ---**
is that the member who gets the booby prize
**[09:21] ---**
becomes the next course.
**[09:24] ---**
In this way we avoid
damaging the environment,
**[09:26] ---**
we can make courses with
their own peculiarities,
**[09:29] ---**
and plus, the one who
becomes the course
**[09:31] ---**
gets a massage from being hit
in all different places,
***SIGN*** Stuffy
**[09:33] ---**
helping to relieve all that
exhaustion worked up on the course!
**[09:36] ---**
It's a system that kills two birds
with one stone, ma'am!
**[09:39] ---**
I feel much better!
**[09:42] ---**
In our previous competition,
**[09:43] ---**
556 got the booby prize, so...
**[09:46] ---**
And I got the booby prize this time!
**[09:49] ---**
Of course, you will be
the next course, ma'am.
**[09:53] ---**
N-No way!
**[09:55] ---**
I-It is one of the rules...
**[09:57] ---**
Oh, no...
**[09:58] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[10:00] ---**
Keep it a secret that I tampered
with Lady Natsumi's club, sir.
**[10:04] ---**
Y-You did that?!
**[10:06] ---**
Who cares? I lent it to her
for free, didn't I?
**[10:09] ---**
Besides... what about you, Giroro?
**[10:12] ---**
Don't you want to play a round?
**[10:13] ---**
On course...
**[10:14] ---**
...Na...
**[10:15] ---**
...tsu...
**[10:16] ---**
...mi?
**[10:18] ---**
A-Allow me the pleasure of doing so!
**[10:20] ---**
Now, then! You're registered,
so there's no escape, ma'am!
**[10:24] ---**
Gero gerorin.
**[10:26] ---**
W-Wait...
**[10:28] ---**
Wait a seeeec!
**[10:32] ---**
Sis!
**[10:36] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm s-sorry!
**[10:41] ---**
Natsumi-san... What a gentle
and beautiful landscape!
**[10:45] ---**
Or, like, immense appeal?
**[10:47] ---**
What firm and finely-textured grass!
**[10:49] ---**
A wonderful first-class course.
**[10:51] ---**
The bunkers might be bare skin.
**[10:53] ---**
Whhhhhat?!
**[10:55] ---**
Now, this is a course
worth hitting, sir.
**[10:58] ---**
Let's really enjoy this and
forget our troubles here, sir.
**[11:03] ---**
I can't move...
**[11:07] ---**
Huh?
**[11:09] ---**
This might feel kind of nice...
**[11:12] ---**
Like a massage.
***SIGN*** Shlop
**[11:28] ---**
Wh-Where are we?
**[11:40] ---**
Well. It's quite fun, you know, golf!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[11:49] ---**
Nyonyonyo! Nyonyonyo!
I'm gonna make some curry!
**[11:52] ---**
Making curry in a fully-electric
built-in kitchen.
**[11:56] ---**
The A/C is working perfectly,
and the temperature is comfortable.
***SIGN*** Categorized
Combustable Trash
**[11:58] ---**
This is Kululu's lab.
**[12:07] ---**
Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!
***SIGN*** Economic Recovery Meeting
**[12:12] ---**
So, that being the case, sir,
**[12:14] ---**
due to the recent space recession, I have
cut our unnecessary energy usage, sir.
***SIGN*** Mmh...
**[12:21] ---**
No one told me.
**[12:22] ---**
Last month's utility expenses
were three times normal!
**[12:26] ---**
Or, like, urgent problems?
**[12:28] ---**
You see, you see? Three times and red!
**[12:29] ---**
**[12:30] ---**
This is seriously gerohcrap for real, sir!
**[12:33] ---**
Ahh... so then...
**[12:34] ---**
Is that why my giant refrigerator
just for snacks stopped working?
**[12:38] ---**
Stay strong, Tamama, sir.
**[12:40] ---**
But, but, Mr. Sergeant,
your Gunpla-only light up diorama
**[12:44] ---**
was switched on
when I looked just now!
**[12:46] ---**
That's because, y'know, that's art.
**[12:49] ---**
See? Can't turn that off.
**[12:50] ---**
That's unfair, unfair!
**[12:52] ---**
You dumbos...
**[12:56] ---**
Look at all your blubber!
**[12:58] ---**
You're slacking, and this proves it!
**[12:59] ---**
Start by getting rid of your
own wastefulness and tone up!
***SIGN*** Boi-oi-oi-ng
**[13:02] ---**
If you keep on like this,
you'll be failures as soldiers!
**[13:04] ---**
Blubber...
**[13:07] ---**
Commander, something's here for you.
**[13:09] ---**
Gero?
**[13:11] ---**
Excuse me.
**[13:12] ---**
This'd better not be something weird again.
**[13:21] ---**
Is this for training?
**[13:23] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Space Professionals Ltd.
**[13:24] ---**
The latest bike from
Space Professionals Ltd.?!
**[13:27] ---**
Did this come from... Keron Army HQ?
**[13:30] ---**
They want us to shape up?
**[13:32] ---**
Perfect.
**[13:33] ---**
Get pedalling, Keroro.
**[13:35] ---**
Ah, yeah, but it could be a
hostile alien trap, y'know?
**[13:39] ---**
Whh-What are you doing?
**[13:40] ---**
Try it out once!
**[13:42] ---**
Then we'll know, sir.
**[13:43] ---**
Why me?!
**[13:45] ---**
Back when we were in training,
**[13:46] ---**
you pedalled on these more than any of us.
**[13:49] ---**
So you'll know right away if there's
anything wrong with it!
**[13:51] ---**
Go, you model soldier!
**[13:53] ---**
You are wonderful!
**[13:55] ---**
Good grief. You're right after me,
Keroro, you got that?
**[13:58] ---**
Just hurry up and make that lactic acid.
**[14:02] ---**
This is...
**[14:03] ---**
What's wrong, sir?
***SIGN*** Whirr Whirr Whirr Whirr
**[14:05] ---**
It doesn't seem to make much noise.
**[14:07] ---**
It looks like the makers
improved it all around.
**[14:09] ---**
I see...
**[14:10] ---**
Sounds like it's all right.
**[14:11] ---**
Hm, I wonder what this is.
**[14:16] ---**
You're just going to drink straight from it?!
**[14:17] ---**
Ah! A sports drink comes out!
**[14:21] ---**
You can do karaoke on it, too!
**[14:23] ---**
Or, like, deeply thankful?
***SIGN*** Thump Thump Thump Thump
**[14:25] ---**
Even percussion!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[14:26] ---**
It's even got a fan.
**[14:28] ---**
What is this?
**[14:30] ---**
First-edition bonuses, I guess, sir.
**[14:33] ---**
Gara gara gara.
**[14:35] ---**
Congratulations, men.
**[14:36] ---**
Keep operating those devices,
or it will explode, gara!
***SIGN*** Explode
**[14:39] ---**
Explode?!
***SIGN*** Gara Gara Gara Gara
**[14:41] ---**
That voice, it's... Viper!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Dead Stop...
**[14:46] ---**
Don't stop, everyone!!
**[14:48] ---**
Pedal all-out!
***SIGN*** Thump Thump Thump Thump
**[14:50] ---**
Silently hit those drums!
**[14:51] ---**
Press that remote control!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[14:53] ---**
Just keep drinking!
**[14:54] ---**
And hold that mic, and *don't sing*!
**[14:57] ---**
Whaaa?! But!
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[14:58] ---**
Ah, the instructions.
**[15:00] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
(Viper)
Gaara gara gara gara gara
**[15:01] ---**
I installed a trap.
**[15:02] ---**
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
**[15:04] ---**
How d'you like that, gara?
**[15:06] ---**
Always read the instructions first...
**[15:13] ---**
It really does have a bomb installed.
**[15:15] ---**
If anyone stops, it'll blow right up.
**[15:17] ---**
Welp, good luck!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:27] ---**
Argh... I have no choice?
***SIGN*** Thump Thump Thump Thump
**[15:29] ---**
Nooo! Why does this always happen to me?!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:31] ---**
I can't take my hand off the remote.
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:34] ---**
I do not know how much I can drink.
**[15:38] ---**
I never knew it could be
so hard not to sing!
**[15:40] ---**
Or, like, More Peach Summer?!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:43] ---**
Leave it to me, sir!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:44] ---**
Viper himself should know how to disarm this!
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:48] ---**
I'll get my hands on him and
drag him back here, sir!
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:50] ---**
Gara gara. I know how you think, gara.
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:54] ---**
Just come find me a little bit too late.
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:56] ---**
Come back after it's blown up,
and you at least will survive, gara!
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
**[15:59] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[16:01] ---**
I'll be right back!
**[16:03] ---**
Wait for me, everyone!
**[16:06] ---**
I'll definitely come back, sir!
**[16:10] ---**
I wonder if he'll be back!
**[16:12] ---**
That Viper!
**[16:13] ---**
I believe in Mr. Sergeant...
**[16:16] ---**
I'll be waiting for you, Uncle!
**[16:18] ---**
Until then, I promise...
**[16:20] ---**
I promise to hold in
my desire to sing karaoke!
**[16:23] ---**
Or, like, devout lover?
**[16:26] ---**
Mois-chan, you like karaoke that much?
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
***SIGN*** Beep
**[16:30] ---**
Sarge...
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Thump Thump Thump Thump
**[16:32] ---**
Come back quickly!
**[16:33] ---**
All our lives are riding on you!
**[16:36] ---**
It's all up to you, Keroro!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[16:39] ---**
Meanwhile.
**[16:42] ---**
The legendary Master Grade Zakrello!
**[16:45] ---**
This Zakrello...
***SIGN*** Toys and Plastic Models
**[16:46] ---**
I'll beat the price down!
Beat it down! Beat it down!
**[16:49] ---**
He took a detour.
**[16:52] ---**
What am I doing?
**[16:54] ---**
Now isn't the time for this.
**[16:58] ---**
And, the normal place.
**[16:59] ---**
Come on, get out here, Viper!
**[17:01] ---**
I know you're here! You love quarries!
***SIGN*** KYAAA
***SIGN*** Viper A
***SIGN*** 100 Ways to
Torment
Keronians
**[17:09] ---**
Disturb me while I'm reading, would you?
**[17:11] ---**
Eeek!
**[17:12] ---**
What do you want from me, Keronian?!
**[17:14] ---**
Umm... I had something
I wanted to ask you.
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[17:17] ---**
The thing is, you see...
**[17:19] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
(Viper)
Gaara gara gara gara gara
**[17:21] ---**
He looks a little different...
**[17:23] ---**
Sorry! Do you know this person?
**[17:25] ---**
No I don't, gara!
**[17:28] ---**
Excuse me! Do you know—
***SIGN*** Viper B
**[17:30] ---**
Ain't got a clue, gara!
***SIGN*** Viper C
**[17:32] ---**
Don't ever come here again, gara!
***SIGN*** Viper D
**[17:34] ---**
Oh - this - feels - good - ga - ra!
**[17:40] ---**
Gero.
**[17:42] ---**
Where in the world is he, that Viper?
**[17:48] ---**
This is impossible on my own, sir.
**[17:50] ---**
I've always had the men of
my unit with me, sir, but...
**[17:54] ---**
Comrades really are important, sir.
**[17:58] ---**
But now...
***SIGN*** Beep
**[18:02] ---**
Umm... Aren't you forgetting
about someone in particular?
***SIGN*** Someone
**[18:07] ---**
Nin?
**[18:12] ---**
Gero!
**[18:13] ---**
Gero!!
**[18:14] ---**
I fell a-frickin'-sleep, sir!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[18:16] ---**
And it's already evening?!
***SIGN*** Panic Panic Panic Panic
**[18:18] ---**
H-Has it already blown up?!
**[18:21] ---**
I'm scared to contact them and check, sir!
**[18:25] ---**
Ughhh. Living in the park ain't easy, gara.
**[18:29] ---**
My throat is so itchy, gara.
**[18:31] ---**
Gero?
**[18:32] ---**
You!
**[18:33] ---**
You!
**[18:35] ---**
You'll regret meeting me here, sir!
**[18:38] ---**
This is you, isn't it, sir?
***SIGN*** This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
(Viper)
**[18:40] ---**
What?!
**[18:41] ---**
You're coming with me, sir!
**[18:44] ---**
No!
**[18:44] ---**
Shut it, gara.
**[18:46] ---**
Gero?
**[18:47] ---**
I-It's no good...
**[18:48] ---**
Ahh. He's finished.
**[18:51] ---**
It doesn't matter anymore.
**[18:53] ---**
I have lost, sir.
**[18:55] ---**
Just laugh at me.
**[18:57] ---**
I might as well survive now and go through
life as an unscrupulous man, sir.
**[19:00] ---**
I'll live by forsaking others.
**[19:02] ---**
It happens a lot in life, doesn't it?
**[19:04] ---**
We all do as we please in the end, sir.
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Thump Thump
**[19:17] ---**
I have people who believe in me...
who are waiting for me, sir!
**[19:23] ---**
I am trusted!
**[19:25] ---**
What is with you? You want more?!
**[19:28] ---**
I am trusted!
**[19:30] ---**
You're one impudent Keronian!
**[19:32] ---**
I'll beat you to a pulp, gara!
**[19:36] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[19:37] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:38] ---**
I came here sensing an
abnormally malicious aura!
**[19:40] ---**
Explain the situation later!
**[19:42] ---**
Come to think of it,
I totally forgot about Dororo.
**[19:45] ---**
What can the two of you
do against me, gara?!
**[19:47] ---**
Grab him, sir!
**[19:49] ---**
Understood!
***SIGN*** Gloooom
***SIGN*** Beep
**[19:54] ---**
Mois-chan...
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Thump Thump Thump
**[19:56] ---**
The... the feeling in my hands...
**[19:59] ---**
No... more...
**[20:01] ---**
Giroro... Keep it up!
**[20:04] ---**
Who do you think I am?
**[20:06] ---**
I can't allow myself to look pathetic
in front of Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[20:09] ---**
B-But... all of us are near our limits...
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep
**[20:13] ---**
Keroro, are you still not back?!
**[20:17] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[20:18] ---**
Keroro!
**[20:20] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:21] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:22] ---**
I... I'm back, sir!
**[20:24] ---**
Now, tell us how to defuse the bomb!
**[20:27] ---**
I said I don't know!
**[20:29] ---**
Ask all you want.
That's all I can tell you, gara!
**[20:32] ---**
Even that pic there isn't me.
The left and right are backwards!
***SIGN*** This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
***SIGN*** This person made it.
**[20:35] ---**
And the mark is different!
**[20:37] ---**
Ah, it's true.
**[20:38] ---**
So it's not you? Seriously?
**[20:40] ---**
Seriously.
***SIGN*** Whaaaaaaaaaa?!
**[20:42] ---**
N-Nooo...
**[20:44] ---**
I can't... go on...
**[20:46] ---**
Guys?
**[20:47] ---**
Done for...
**[20:48] ---**
Guys, guys!
**[20:52] [SONG] ---**
Don't strip off my powered suit!
**[20:53] ---**
M-Mois-chan!
**[20:57] ---**
Freshly-pi—
**[20:59] ---**
Nice work, gara!
**[21:02] ---**
Why only me...
**[21:03] ---**
What? This is all?
**[21:05] ---**
What was all that fuss for?
**[21:07] ---**
Who would pull a prank this complicated?
**[21:11] ---**
Gero?
**[21:12] ---**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[21:19] ---**
Tch.
**[21:20] ---**
That generator died surprisingly fast.
**[21:23] ---**
So it *was* you.
**[21:25] ---**
Maybe I'll make it a treadmill next time.
**[21:30] ---**
Oh? Rare to see you all here at once...
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu here.
**[23:09] ---**
How many weapons and mechs
do you think I've made so far?
**[23:13] ---**
Actually, I haven't got a clue.
**[23:15] ---**
Someone count from episode 1!
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[23:17] ---**
I certainly ain't gonna.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
Giroro's daddy has a double chin!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!