# E312 - Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir! / Koyuki's Secret, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JMGN/dororo-invasion-is-my-calling-sir--koyukis-secret-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[01:33] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:37] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[02:05] ---**
Yes!
**[02:15] ---**
Pekoponians...
**[02:18] ---**
Invasion is my calling...
**[02:23] ---**
A... A dream?
**[02:32] ---**
Koyuki-dono! How is this?!
**[02:35] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
**[02:40] ---**
No matter how much you clone yourself,
the one with the shadow is always—
***SIGN*** Shadow
**[02:45] ---**
They all have shadows?!
**[02:50] ---**
That's amazing, Dororo!
**[02:52] ---**
How do you do that?
**[02:54] ---**
This technique is one I learned in
the Assassin unit of the Keron Army,
**[02:58] ---**
so it would be difficult to teach it
to you as well, Koyuki-dono.
**[03:04] ---**
Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir!
**[03:10] ---**
As I am on invasion duty for today's meeting,
**[03:13] ---**
I feel somewhat melancholic...
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[03:16] ---**
I would indeed prefer a peaceful operation
such as covering Pekopon with flowers.
**[03:24] ---**
Don't move.
**[03:26] ---**
Y-You're...!
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[03:29] ---**
So, the one on invasion duty today is...
**[03:33] ---**
...not here.
**[03:34] ---**
Well, that is kind of unexciting.
**[03:36] ---**
Meh. Even if he were here, he'd just say,
**[03:39] ---**
"I am steadfastly opposed
to dishonorable invasions!"
**[03:41] ---**
or something picky like that.
**[03:44] ---**
Or, like, tranquil empire?
**[03:46] ---**
As a man who was once a top Assassin,
**[03:49] ---**
does the idea of achieving a proper
invasion not enter his mind?
**[03:52] ---**
That Dororo guy.
**[03:53] ---**
Invasion is my calling!
**[03:55] ---**
There, you see?
**[03:56] ---**
"Invasion is my calling."
Always this with him.
**[03:59] ---**
Wait... who just said that?
**[04:01] ---**
U-Uncle?
**[04:07] ---**
H-Huh. Dororo, you were here?
**[04:10] ---**
Huh?
**[04:11] ---**
You kind of look different from usual.
**[04:13] ---**
Maybe Doroboat-senpai
ate something weird off the ground?
**[04:19] ---**
Th-This is... what Dororo was like
before coming to Pekopon...
**[04:22] ---**
No... what Zeroro was like!
**[04:24] ---**
Oh! Now that you mention it—
**[04:27] ---**
My name is Zeroro.
**[04:28] ---**
The strongest assassin in the Keron Army.
**[04:32] ---**
N-Nice, nice.
**[04:34] ---**
You're looking motivated today.
**[04:36] ---**
So you've remembered your roots at last!
**[04:39] ---**
That is what my friend should be like!
**[04:40] ---**
Okay, so, for the time being, should we get on
with it to celebrate Zeroro-kun's revival?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Zerozerozerozero...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Zerozerozerozero...
**[04:54] ---**
Somehow they're not resonating at all.
**[04:58] ---**
Ah! No!
**[05:01] ---**
I'm up next!
**[05:09] ---**
Ko...yu...ki...do...no...
**[05:13] ---**
Ko...yuki-do...no!
**[05:16] ---**
Dororo...
**[05:17] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[05:18] ---**
Dororo is calling for my help.
**[05:20] ---**
I'm going!
**[05:22] ---**
Wait, Koyuki-chan!
**[05:28] ---**
So, Zeroro!
**[05:30] ---**
What will your invasion operation look like?
**[05:32] ---**
We will get rid of the most
influential person on Pekopon.
**[05:36] ---**
Get rid of...
**[05:37] ---**
You mean...
**[05:38] ---**
...this, sir?
**[05:40] ---**
What else?
**[05:43] ---**
But, y'know...
**[05:44] ---**
That kind of creeps me out a bit...
**[05:47] ---**
A plan befitting an Assassin.
**[05:49] ---**
However, I doubt we can gain this planet
merely by disposing of a mere few Pekoponians.
**[05:55] ---**
In the first place,
**[05:56] ---**
Pekopon has no talented leader you can point to
and say, "They're finished if we get rid of him."
**[06:00] ---**
Not a *leader.*
**[06:03] ---**
I said the most *influential person.*
**[06:06] ---**
What does he mean, "influential"?
**[06:09] ---**
Like, not a politician, but an athlete
or movie star maybe?
**[06:12] ---**
Or, like, obscure intent?
**[06:15] ---**
Umm, please tell us who it is!
**[06:18] ---**
I shan't.
**[06:18] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:19] ---**
You people will hold me back.
**[06:22] ---**
So mean!
**[06:23] ---**
But, Zeroro,
**[06:25] ---**
it is carrying it out as a platoon
that makes it an operation.
**[06:28] ---**
I can't see that there's any need
to hide it from us, as well.
**[06:30] ---**
I will do it alone.
**[06:33] ---**
You just sit and wait for the good news.
**[06:38] ---**
He's gone...
**[06:40] ---**
What do we do?
**[06:41] ---**
This feels super bad.
**[06:45] ---**
Was that... really how Zeroro used to be?
**[07:08] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:10] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:12] ---**
I am most grateful, Koyuki-dono.
**[07:14] ---**
What in the world happened?
**[07:16] ---**
Zeroro has shown himself!
***SIGN*** WARNING
**[07:22] ---**
What's going on?!
**[07:25] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:27] ---**
Z-Zeroro-san!
**[07:29] ---**
Did you get rid of them already, sir?
**[07:31] ---**
My honorable leader, I am Dororo!
**[07:33] ---**
Uh?
**[07:34] ---**
For reasons unknown to me,
another copy of me has manifested!
**[07:37] ---**
Where is Zeroro at this moment?!
**[07:38] ---**
He has gone to get rid of the most
influential person on Pekopon.
**[07:43] ---**
Who in heavens is that?
**[07:45] ---**
Should know any moment now.
**[07:47] ---**
Right!
**[07:48] ---**
Here we go.
**[07:49] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi?!
**[07:52] ---**
Now isn't the time for jokes!
**[07:54] ---**
You think I'm joking?
***SIGN*** Pekopon's Final Line of Defense
**[07:56] ---**
Pekopon's final line of defense,
Hinata Natsumi.
**[07:59] ---**
If you think about it, it's no surprise she
has the greatest influence over this planet.
**[08:05] ---**
Excuse me, but isn't this a bit mean?
**[08:07] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:08] ---**
Then the one Zeroro went to get rid of was...
**[08:10] ---**
...Natsumi-dono?!
**[08:12] ---**
And then Koyuki-chan just disappeared.
**[08:15] ---**
But if Dororo came to her
asking for her help,
**[08:18] ---**
it must have been pretty serious.
**[08:20] ---**
Yeah, you're right...
**[08:21] ---**
I wonder if everything's okay.
**[08:35] ---**
Huh?
**[08:36] ---**
There are two Dororos?
**[08:38] ---**
Are you all right, Natsumi-san?
**[08:40] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan?!
**[08:41] ---**
Stand back!
**[08:43] ---**
Giroro, you too?
**[08:44] ---**
What on Earth's happened?
**[08:45] ---**
I don't really get it either, but...
**[08:47] ---**
...in any case, it's clear that one of the two
is extremely dangerous!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't get in my way!
**[08:52] ---**
Zeroro! I will not let you carry out your desires!
**[08:55] ---**
What can you do about it?!
**[09:01] ---**
Wasn't "Zeroro" Dororo's name
before he came to Earth?
**[09:05] ---**
That's right, sir!
**[09:06] ---**
He was the top Assassin in the Keron Army!
**[09:09] ---**
But that Zeroro...
**[09:11] ---**
...he is simultaneously Zeroro and not Zeroro.
**[09:13] ---**
Talk sense, ya brat!
**[09:15] ---**
Wait...
**[09:17] ---**
When Dororo used his Shadow Clone Jutsu,
**[09:20] ---**
maybe just one of them didn't
turn back to normal.
**[09:23] ---**
Could that be it?
**[09:24] ---**
So he's like a doppelganger?
**[09:27] ---**
So the darkest parts of Dororo-senpai,
sleeping in the depths of his heart, have become real.
**[09:39] ---**
Why did you turn your back on fighting?
**[09:41] ---**
You only need to fight,
**[09:42] ---**
and you could easily have claimed Pekopon!
**[09:45] ---**
It is foolish to think of what you can gain
by coming out of a fight victorious!
**[09:50] ---**
What?!
**[09:50] ---**
Fighting is an action to be done
to protect those you love.
**[09:54] ---**
Without that, it is mere barbarism!
**[09:57] ---**
In that case... I love the Keron Army.
**[10:00] ---**
I have my own respectable calling,
of fighting for the sake of my Planet Keron!
**[10:04] ---**
This exchange...
**[10:06] ---**
These are the very same thoughts I battled with
as I was reborn in the shinobi village.
**[10:13] ---**
Keronians live for their calling!
**[10:16] ---**
If that calling is destruction and slaughter,
**[10:18] ---**
I tell you it is nothing but an act of folly!
**[10:22] ---**
I am tired of your worthless logic.
**[10:24] ---**
In the end, it only matters
who wins and who loses!
**[10:27] ---**
I deny that completely!
**[10:34] ---**
Dororo?!
**[10:41] ---**
Which one?
**[10:42] ---**
Which one of them won, sir?!
**[10:47] ---**
Natsumi-dono... I trust that
you are unharmed?
**[10:50] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:52] ---**
Yahoo!
**[11:02] ---**
What on Earth was that, sir?
**[11:15] ---**
Proof that even now, I am still immature.
**[11:19] ---**
Commander-dono.
**[11:20] ---**
All of you.
**[11:22] ---**
I humbly apologize for the trouble
I have caused.
**[11:29] ---**
The darkness everyone has
inside their hearts...
**[11:31] ---**
Even Dororo, who loves the Earth
and aspires to protect it,
**[11:34] ---**
seems to have had all kinds
of conflicts in his past.
**[11:41] ---**
Everyone,
**[11:42] ---**
do you have things you keep to yourselves,
"secrets" you can't tell anyone else?
***SIGN*** Yaoshin
***SIGN*** Cleaning - Shirai
***SIGN*** Yaoshin
**[11:54] ---**
Koyuki-chan?
***SIGN*** Yakitori Monjayaki Private Room Izakaya Oohashi Marilyn Nonbee Alcohol
***SIGN*** Two-Shot Pub Maid Association Maid in Hell Moé Cafe Pro Shop Totoroki Free Information Office All-You-Can-Drink
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy Peace-of-Mind Private Rooms Telephone Club 3F Together With The Old Gentleman 4F Payment Upfront Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options Angel Heart Cucumber & Eggplant
**[12:16] ---**
Isn't this a...
**[12:24] ---**
Oh? You have some business here?
**[12:28] ---**
Oh... Oh, no!!
**[12:29] ---**
N-N-N-N-No, I don't!
**[12:31] ---**
S-Sorry for bothering you!!
***SIGN*** Maid District #1
***SIGN*** Suzuran Station Street
**[12:39] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy Cucumber & Eggplant Video/DVD I ♥ Matsutakes Free Information Office Private Rooms SL Club Nozaki Nekomimi Paradise
**[12:41] ---**
No way...
**[12:46] ---**
Koyuki's Secret, Sir!
**[12:53] ---**
What?!
**[12:54] ---**
Lady Koyuki went into a building that
middle-schoolers have no business going into?!
**[12:59] ---**
She must have been shopping
or something, right?
**[13:02] ---**
There's no shops in that building that
a middle-schooler should be buying from!
**[13:07] ---**
Perhaps Lady Koyuki has stepped a foot into the
sketchy underside of adult society, ma'am.
**[13:15] ---**
Underside of society? But...
**[13:17] ---**
Sarge, I think you're exaggerating.
**[13:20] ---**
Exaggerating what, sir?!
**[13:22] ---**
Nin! Nin! Nin!
**[13:22] ---**
Lady Koyuki is a ninja, sir.
**[13:25] ---**
Ninjas are inhabitants of the
conspiracy-laden underworld.
**[13:28] ---**
Nin... Nin... Nin...
**[13:28] ---**
We can't say for sure that she wouldn't
suddenly find some charm in a dangerous world.
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Greed
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Illogic
***SIGN*** The World of Adults
**[13:33] ---**
I can't imagine that Koyuki-chan
of all people would...
**[13:35] ---**
We should pin down what
Lady Koyuki's secret is,
**[13:38] ---**
and show her the correct path, ma'am.
**[13:43] ---**
So, we will track the behavior of Lady Koyuki,
**[13:46] ---**
and uncover her secret, sir.
**[13:49] ---**
Or, like, cover closely?
**[13:51] ---**
You dumbo.
**[13:52] ---**
What relation does this have
to the invasion of Pekopon?
**[13:56] ---**
By doing this,
**[13:57] ---**
we will put Lady Natsumi, who is concerned
about Lady Koyuki, in our debt.
**[14:01] ---**
We will make her weaken the
pressure she places on us,
**[14:03] ---**
and thereby make it easier for us to
conduct our invasion activities, sir!
**[14:08] ---**
It does make sense, at least.
***SIGN*** This is the Spy Mosquito!!
***SIGN*** Head that thinks bad things
***SIGN*** Ears that hear
bad things
***SIGN*** Eyes that see
bad things
***SIGN*** Mouth that says
bad things
**[14:10] ---**
And I already had Kululu make this
Spy Mosquito for us, and sent it in, sir.
**[14:30] ---**
Looks like she's in class right now, sir.
**[14:35] ---**
It is Natchi!
**[14:37] ---**
Let's get a close-up.
***SIGN*** Transfixed...
**[14:46] ---**
Ah, mosquito.
**[14:51] ---**
Was there a point to making it
mosquito-shaped?
**[14:55] ---**
That was quite expensive, Commander.
**[14:57] ---**
But I thought it was a good idea...
**[15:00] ---**
And you enjoyed the close-up of
Lady Natsumi, too, right, Giroro?
**[15:04] ---**
Shut up!
**[15:05] ---**
Why did you even need to use this
roundabout method for Koyuki-dono at all?
**[15:09] ---**
You could just ask Dororo!
**[15:11] ---**
Now you mention it...
**[15:12] ---**
I totally forgot about Dororo-senpai!
**[15:17] ---**
You are all so mean!
**[15:25] ---**
We've been looking for you, Dororo.
***SIGN*** Currently training. Don't talk to me. (D)
**[15:29] ---**
Currently training.
**[15:30] ---**
Don't talk to me.
**[15:33] ---**
Well, I tried.
**[15:36] ---**
I guess I'll come again, sir.
**[15:39] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[15:43] ---**
What?!
**[15:44] ---**
Koyuki-dono went into such a place?!
**[15:46] ---**
So you didn't know about it, either.
**[15:49] ---**
Then, has Lady Koyuki seemed like she's been
under a lot of stress recently or anything?
**[15:53] ---**
Stress, you say?
**[15:54] ---**
I mean, it happens, right?
**[15:56] ---**
Like when you're living with
an alien who no one notices.
**[15:59] ---**
Or when you're living with a blue thing
that misses social cues.
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch ON
**[16:04] ---**
Well, these are just
hypothetical scenarios, sir.
**[16:08] ---**
Hypothetical.
**[16:10] ---**
Lady Koyuki may be special,
but she's still a middle-school girl.
**[16:14] ---**
It wouldn't be strange for stress to lead her
to succumb to sweet temptation, sir.
**[16:18] ---**
Okay!
**[16:19] ---**
I guess we have no choice
but to tail her directly, sir.
**[16:28] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[16:30] ---**
Wanna go home together?
**[16:31] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[16:33] ---**
Sorry, I have to do something
that just can't wait.
**[16:36] ---**
I'll see you tomorrow!
**[16:40] ---**
This is Natsumi.
**[16:41] ---**
Koyuki-chan just left the classroom.
**[16:44] ---**
This is Keroro.
**[16:47] ---**
Target acquired.
**[16:49] ---**
Tailing now, sir.
**[16:55] ---**
Skya... skya...
**[16:57] ---**
Skya skya...
**[17:02] ---**
Skya... kero?
**[17:23] ---**
Geroooo!
**[17:37] ---**
Kappa.
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
Where's Lady Koyuki?
**[17:58] ---**
This place!
**[18:01] ---**
K-Koyuki-dono?
**[18:09] ---**
You lost track of her?!
**[18:10] ---**
I'm so ashamed, ma'am!
**[18:11] ---**
We've also heard nothing since from Dororo,
who was tailing her separately.
**[18:15] ---**
What?!
**[18:16] ---**
So she will even erase Dororo-senpai
to protect her secret?!
**[18:21] ---**
I can't believe...
**[18:22] ---**
...that Koyuki-chan would go that far...
**[18:27] ---**
Uncle! I've found Koyuki-san!
**[18:30] ---**
Displaying it now on the monitor!
**[18:33] ---**
Gero?
**[18:34] ---**
Where did she get all that stuff?
**[18:36] ---**
It's just like the other day!
**[18:38] ---**
She must be on her way to that building!
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy
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Angel Heart
Cucumber & Eggplant
***SIGN*** Underside of Society
***SIGN*** The City at Night
***SIGN*** Pink
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Crime
**[18:42] ---**
In that case, we will
lie in wait for her, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy
***SIGN*** Cucumber & Eggplant
***SIGN*** Angel Heart Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options
***SIGN*** Video/DVD I ♥ Matsutakes
**[18:51] ---**
Why do we have to hide in this thing?
**[18:54] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[18:55] ---**
Shh! She's here!
**[19:06] ---**
Let's go!
**[19:07] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:10] ---**
Seventh floor.
***SIGN*** 1F - Maid Osawagase Shimasu!
***SIGN*** 2F - ♥ Night Friends ♥
***SIGN*** 3F - Together With The Old Gentleman
***SIGN*** 4F - Warming Salon: Nuku Nuku
***SIGN*** 5F - Oppekepee
**[19:11] ---**
Uh...
***SIGN*** 6F - Pub: Angel ♡ Heart
***SIGN*** 7F - Club Eschenbach
**[19:12] ---**
The seventh floor is...
***SIGN*** 8F - Fashion Room: Cucumber & Eggplant
**[19:15] ---**
Gero?
**[19:16] ---**
Club Eschenbach?
**[19:18] ---**
Don't tell me Koyuki-chan is
working part-time here?
**[19:21] ---**
There's no way the school would allow that!
***SIGN*** Ahhaaaaaaaan
Uffuuuuuuun
**[19:27] ---**
Welcome, master!
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[19:31] ---**
Club Eschenbach.
**[19:33] ---**
I-If this is Lady Koyuki's secret,
**[19:36] ---**
it cannot stand!
It cannot stand, Lady Koyuki!
***SIGN*** Urgently Recruiting
**[19:39] ---**
Everybody, we're going to bring
Koyuki-chan back, no matter what!
**[19:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:46] ---**
Charge!
**[19:51] ---**
*Maido* (Greetings) and welcome!
To Club Eschenbach!
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[19:55] ---**
Th-This is...
**[19:56] ---**
What is this place?!
**[19:58] ---**
Huh? Wait, isn't that...
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[20:04] ---**
Huh? Natsumi-san?
**[20:06] ---**
What a coincidence,
meeting in a place like this!
**[20:09] ---**
K-K-K-K-K-K-Koyuki-chan!
**[20:11] ---**
What *is* this place?!
**[20:14] ---**
It's called a *maido* café.
**[20:15] ---**
Apparently you have tea here while watching
the heated enthusiasm of the men.
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Maido!
(Greetings!)
**[20:22] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:22] ---**
It seems to be popular these days.
**[20:25] ---**
No, it isn't.
**[20:27] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:27] ---**
Koyuki-chan, are you working here?
**[20:29] ---**
Oh, no!
**[20:29] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:30] ---**
I just carried some vegetables here.
***SIGN*** Maido
(Greetings)
**[20:34] ---**
Carried some *vegetables*?
**[20:34] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:43] ---**
So this is Koyuki-chan's secret?
**[20:46] ---**
It's just a field, sir.
**[20:47] ---**
We've been growing organic vegetables here
with the others from the shinobi village.
**[20:53] ---**
After hearing what you had to say,
**[20:55] ---**
I was concerned about what I would
discover when I followed her,
**[20:58] ---**
but I am greatly relieved to find
that this is where I have ended up.
**[21:01] ---**
That store buys our vegetables,
**[21:05] ---**
and I was carrying them there.
**[21:07] ---**
Then... why were you acting
as if it was such a secret?
**[21:09] ---**
I didn't really consider it a secret...
**[21:12] ---**
Maybe that's just a habit
I picked up as a ninja?
**[21:16] ---**
That's all it was?
**[21:17] ---**
Yes.
**[21:20] ---**
Still, I'm glad that it was nothing to worry about,
aren't you, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
**[21:24] ---**
Yes, you're right!
**[21:26] ---**
I made you worry about me...
sorry about that!
**[21:30] ---**
Please, have some of our
vegetables as an apology!
**[21:33] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:35] ---**
I'll use these vegetables to make you all
a super-delicious dinner!
**[21:39] ---**
Yahoo!
**[21:41] ---**
Surprisingly often, "secrets" might
just be people getting the wrong idea.
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** The Bother Earth Project
What was Plan C again
Mission Keropossi
Universal Cho-Operation
***SIGN*** Use the Keron Hammer
The K-Team
Invasion of Romandy
Strong Frog Team Project
**[23:22] ---**
Hinata Aki here.
**[23:23] ---**
Being the editor of a manga magazine
**[23:25] ---**
is a job that keeps you busy late every day.
**[23:28] ---**
So I'm always thankful to Natsumi, Fuyuki,
and Kero-chan, for helping out all the time.
***SIGN*** Run
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
If only Lady Mom could have been
a full-time housewife.
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Day After
Completing the Invasion, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Celebration
**[23:41] ---**
"Aki Becomes an Invader, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro... Kulukulukulukulu... Akiakiakiaki...
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!