# E170 - Fuyuki & Keroro: Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir! / Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05Z0N/fuyuki--keroro-unveil-the-seven-mysteries-sir--pururu--chiruyo-secret-friends-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:34] ---**
Spine-chilling monsters
lurk in schools at night.
**[02:06] ---**
Please... stop it, Satsuki...
**[02:09] ---**
Not yet. The really scary part
is yet to come.
**[02:13] ---**
And then... the next day, when they
looked in the school courtyard...
**[02:21] ---**
Fuyuki & Keroro:
Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
And there...
**[02:29] ---**
...instead of books...
**[02:31] ---**
...holding a butcher's knife
covered in blood...
***SIGN*** Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[02:36] ---**
...was a statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro!
**[02:41] ---**
Hm? Ninomiya Kinjiro?
**[02:43] ---**
It's a pretty well-known story,
one of Kissho Academy's seven mysteries.
**[02:48] ---**
W-Well, yes, this kind of tale
is nothing new.
**[02:51] ---**
It's true, I tell you! Some of the other kids
say they've seen way more than that!
**[02:55] ---**
The majority of those types of stories have
no actual relation to any ghostly phenomenon,
***SIGN*** White Shadow
**[03:00] ---**
and have logical explanations.
***SIGN*** Dead pampas grass
**[03:03] ---**
It's a bit of a shame.
***SIGN*** Occult Club President Hinata Fuyuki
**[03:05] ---**
A statement worthy of the
Occult Club President!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Seven Mysteries
**[03:08] ---**
For example, the first of the seven
mysteries of Kissho Academy...
***SIGN*** Mystery One
***SIGN*** The Forbidden Toilet
**[03:12] ---**
...is the forbidden toilet whose door
doesn't open even though there's no one inside.
**[03:16] ---**
When I investigated it, I found
that the door was just poorly constructed.
***SIGN*** Grriiiiikkkk
***SIGN*** Mystery Two
**[03:22] ---**
And the anatomical model in the science
lab that weeps on rainy nights...
***SIGN*** The Weeping Anatomical Model
**[03:30] ---**
...was just a leaky roof dripping down
from the ceiling onto the model's face.
***SIGN*** Leaky Ceiling Drops
**[03:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki, that's quite
some detective work, sir!
**[03:41] ---**
Then... what about the running
statue of Ninomiya Kinjirou?
***SIGN*** Running Statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro
***SIGN*** The White Face that Appears in the Mirror on the 3rd Floor of the North Building
**[03:44] ---**
The white face that appears in the mirror
on the 3rd floor of the north building?!
***SIGN*** AV Room
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuh...
***SIGN*** The Snivelling Voice
that Can be Heard from
the AV Room at 2 a.m.
**[03:47] ---**
The snivelling voice that can be heard
from the AV room at 2 a.m.?!
***SIGN*** The Stairs that have a Different Number of Steps When You Go Up and When You Go Down
**[03:53] ---**
The stairs that have a different number of steps
when you go up and when you go down?
**[03:58] ---**
Can you explain all of those?!
**[04:00] ---**
Well, I'm not done investigating yet...
**[04:02] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[04:06] ---**
As a great detective,
my little grey cells and I
***SIGN*** Little Grey Cells
***SIGN*** Mysteries
**[04:10] ---**
will show you we can solve all
of those mysteries, ma'am!
**[04:14] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[04:21] ---**
Are you sure it's all right
just to come in like this?
**[04:24] ---**
Wh-Wh-What relation does this have
to the invasion of Pekopon?
**[04:28] ---**
If I show her how swiftly and effortlessly
I can solve these mysteries,
**[04:32] ---**
Lady Natsumi will gain some
slight respect for me, sir!
**[04:36] ---**
I-I-Isn't there some other strategy
that could achieve that?
**[04:48] ---**
Mr. Corporal, it is a mirror.
**[04:51] ---**
What?
**[04:52] ---**
That's one of the seven mysteries,
**[04:54] ---**
the mirror on the 3rd floor
of the north building.
***SIGN*** Mystery Three
***SIGN*** North Building
Mirror On The 3rd Floor
**[04:59] ---**
And a white face appears here?
**[05:02] ---**
Does it look like this?
**[05:10] ---**
Lessee.
**[05:12] ---**
Noooo! Why is there a
bloodied handprint there?!
***SIGN*** Unconscious
**[05:15] ---**
He's unconscious.
***SIGN*** Facial Pack
**[05:17] ---**
Ah, my pores are so dirty.
**[05:20] ---**
I see.
**[05:22] ---**
I have solved the entire mystery!
**[05:24] ---**
Already?!
**[05:27] ---**
A horrifying and sad truth
lies behind this case.
**[05:33] ---**
A veteran with a scarred face,
**[05:35] ---**
embroiled in a family quarrel revolving
around his grandfather's inheritance...
***SIGN*** Family Quarrel
Mystery
Succession to the Inheritance
Masked Man
Mystery
**[05:39] ---**
That's not it, Sarge.
**[05:40] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:42] ---**
This is paint.
**[05:44] ---**
Paint?
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[05:46] ---**
It's right across from the art room.
**[05:58] ---**
Look carefully, Sis.
It's a plaster bust for sketching!
**[06:02] ---**
A... a bust?
**[06:05] ---**
This was the real identity of
the white face in the mirror!
**[06:11] ---**
When you figure these things out,
it's surprisingly... underwhelming, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Mystery Four
**[06:17] ---**
The next of the seven mysteries...
***SIGN*** AV Room
**[06:19] ---**
...is the snivelling voice that can be
heard from the AV room at 2 a.m.
***SIGN*** The Snivelling Voice
that Can be Heard from
the AV Room at 2 a.m.
**[06:28] ---**
This is... "5... yen... statue?"
***SIGN*** 500 Million Yen Crime Reaches Statute of Limitations
**[06:31] ---**
"500 million yen crime reaches
statute of limitations"...
**[06:35] ---**
I see! I've got it, sir!
**[06:39] ---**
That 500 million yen robbery!
**[06:41] ---**
The culprit hid the money
he stole in this AV room!
***SIGN*** 500 million yen
**[06:45] ---**
And so that no one would find that out,
**[06:47] ---**
he used a tape recorder to record a
snivelling voice and had it play at nights,
***SIGN*** Snivelling
**[06:52] ---**
so that everyone would be
too scared to approach it. And then...
**[06:55] ---**
That's not it, Sarge.
**[06:56] ---**
Ge!
**[06:57] ---**
The hint is "2 a.m.."
**[07:00] ---**
What's showing on TV
Inner-Tokyo at that time?
***SIGN*** 2:00 [SUB] Captain Geroro (FINAL) (Repeat) 2:30 [SUB] Gerlock
**[07:02] ---**
Reruns of *Captain Geroro!*
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuh...
**[07:08] ---**
S-Someone's in there!
**[07:10] ---**
Sh. Keep it down.
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
**[07:15] ---**
It must be the teacher on night duty!
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
**[07:21] ---**
It's *Captain Geroro!*
**[07:23] ---**
Yes. Today is the last episode of
the first season of *Captain Geroro.*
**[07:27] ---**
That episode always brings
tears to my eyes, sir.
**[07:30] ---**
The teacher must have been
watching this every week.
**[07:34] ---**
The truth was *that* stupid?
**[07:37] ---**
The next mystery.
***SIGN*** Mystery Five
***SIGN*** The Stairs that have
a Different Number Of Steps
When You Go Up and When You Go Down
**[07:39] ---**
The stairs that have a different number of steps
when you go up and when you go down...
**[07:43] ---**
This is the easiest one by far, sir!
**[07:45] ---**
Y-You've got it already?
**[07:47] ---**
What if the one counting the number of steps
**[07:50] ---**
was 556?
**[07:58] ---**
Don't be silly. Even 556-san
can at least count properly.
***SIGN*** Calligraphy Club Fuurinkazan Simple Meals Bright Future
**[08:04] ---**
Works by the Calligraphy Club!
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, I get it!
**[08:08] ---**
It's because, while they were
counting the number of steps,
**[08:10] ---**
one of them asked what level
they'd reached in calligraphy!
***SIGN*** 1 step
**[08:15] ---**
1, 2, 3...
***SIGN*** 2 steps
***SIGN*** 3 steps
**[08:18] ---**
Hey, what level are you in calligraphy?
**[08:21] ---**
4.
***SIGN*** 4 steps
**[08:21] ---**
Wow, that's impressive...
**[08:23] ---**
It's not *that* amazing.
***SIGN*** 5 steps
**[08:24] ---**
5, 6...
***SIGN*** 6 steps
**[08:26] ---**
Yes. It was the same logic as that
old rakugo "Time Noodles" story!
**[08:30] ---**
What time is it?
**[08:33] ---**
Oh! Excellent deduction, Master Fuyuki!
**[08:35] ---**
Is that all it has to be?
**[08:38] ---**
All that's left is the mystery of the
running statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro.
***SIGN*** Mystery Six
***SIGN*** The Running Statue
of Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[08:42] ---**
Gero? This is Ninomiya Kinjiro?
***SIGN*** Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[08:45] ---**
Yes. His real name is
Ninomiya Sontoku, though.
***SIGN*** Ninomiya Sontoku
**[08:49] ---**
But... this one is the only one
that's got me totally stumped.
**[08:54] ---**
It might actually be a ghostly phenomenon.
***SIGN*** Ghostly Phenomenon
**[08:58] ---**
I see!
**[08:59] ---**
I have solved the entire mystery, sir!
***SIGN*** Solved
**[09:07] ---**
The time is precisely
three o'clock in the morning.
**[09:09] ---**
In just a moment, this statue
will begin to move, sir.
**[09:12] ---**
And it will do so right foot first,
with a stride of 30 centimeters,
***SIGN*** Right Foot
***SIGN*** 30 cm
***SIGN*** North-North-West
**[09:15] ---**
heading north-north-west at a
speed of 30 km/h. Quite fast.
***SIGN*** 30 km/h
**[09:20] ---**
How do you know all those details?
**[09:22] ---**
And it is now...
**[09:24] ---**
...3 a.m.!
**[09:31] ---**
Right foot first, stride of 30 centimeters!
***SIGN*** 30 cm
***SIGN*** North-North-West!
**[09:37] ---**
North-north-west!
**[09:44] ---**
Exactly 30 km/h.
**[09:46] ---**
Wow, Sarge! How did you know that?!
**[09:49] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[09:51] ---**
He is headed for the cooking room!
**[09:54] ---**
And there he is...
**[09:57] ---**
...filleting a fish!
**[10:00] ---**
Why fish...?!
**[10:01] ---**
Come on, how did you know that, Sarge?
**[10:03] ---**
Do you want to know, sir?
**[10:05] ---**
Don't leave me hanging! Come on, tell us!
**[10:08] ---**
Sashimi!
**[10:09] ---**
The truth is...
**[10:14] ---**
We sneakily put this thing here quite
a while ago to investigate your school.
**[10:17] ---**
And then we totally forgot
it existed. It's a spy robot!
**[10:22] ---**
Oh, delicious!
**[10:25] ---**
Ahhh... Now that you mention it,
we did do that once...
**[10:28] ---**
Oh, am I glad we left the optional
sashimi function enabled, sir!
**[10:34] ---**
Why do you do stupid things like this?!
**[10:37] ---**
Gero!!
**[10:40] ---**
And so, the seven mysteries of
Kissho Academy were all solved.
**[10:44] ---**
...Except...
**[10:47] ---**
Gero? Hold on, they're the seven mysteries,
but weren't there only six?
**[10:51] ---**
What about the seventh?
**[10:52] ---**
Ah, never mind that one.
**[10:54] ---**
No one knows the seventh.
**[10:56] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[10:58] ---**
Why?
**[11:01] ---**
Because anyone who learns all seven...
**[11:03] ---**
...is said to fall victim to a terrible fate.
**[11:07] ---**
G-Gero...
**[11:12] ---**
I know the seventh one...
**[11:17] ---**
Gero! Don't tell meee!
**[11:21] ---**
Does your school have seven mysteries?
**[11:33] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu has come to visit
Sergeant Keroro for the first time in a while.
**[11:37] ---**
She's Sergeant Keroro's childhood friend.
**[11:40] ---**
Huh. So, Chief Nurse Pururu,
are you here on Pekopon for some sightseeing?
**[11:46] ---**
Just to Kyushu.
**[11:48] ---**
I had a relaxing time in the hot springs.
It was a lot of fun!
***SIGN*** Milk Pudding
**[11:52] ---**
Here you are, a souvenir.
**[11:54] ---**
Gero? Pudding, as a Kyushu souvenir?
***SIGN*** Instant
Dumplings
**[11:57] ---**
Not instant dumplings?
**[11:59] ---**
It's apparently a popular dessert
you can only buy locally.
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, I see, I see!
**[12:04] ---**
Pururu-chan, it seems you've become quite
accustomed to life on Pekopon, ma'am!
**[12:09] ---**
I'd say so!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[12:10] ---**
Although not as much as you, Keroro-kun.
**[12:12] ---**
Stupid frog! Have you seen my pink socks?
**[12:16] ---**
You were on laundry duty yesterday, right?
**[12:18] ---**
Ahh, yes, yes, ma'am!
**[12:20] ---**
Wait just a moment.
**[12:22] ---**
Honestly, that Lady Natsumi! Without me,
**[12:24] ---**
she can't do anything at all, ma'am!
**[12:27] ---**
Coming, coming!
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro-kun seems to be having fun.
**[12:32] ---**
I wonder if there are any houses that
would let me stay without paying.
**[12:38] ---**
Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!
**[12:44] ---**
I'm home!
**[12:45] ---**
Ah, welcome home, Fuyuki!
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki!
You returned at a good time, sir!
**[12:51] ---**
We were just eating the puddings
she brought back as a souvenir!
**[12:54] ---**
Ohh, that looks delicious!
**[13:00] ---**
3:08 p.m. Returns straight home from school.
**[13:04] ---**
Snack: Souvenir pudding.
**[13:06] ---**
You're familiar with this memo-taking girl:
she's Tsukigami Chiruyo.
***SIGN*** Tsukigami Chiruyo
**[13:09] ---**
Huh? Pururu-chan! It's been a while!
**[13:14] ---**
I didn't know you'd come to visit!
**[13:15] ---**
I hope I'm not intruding!
**[13:17] ---**
Who's that violet-colored alien?
**[13:21] ---**
Apart from the green alien, I've seen
a red, black, and yellow one, but...
**[13:25] ---**
So there's another one now?
***SIGN*** New Member of the Alien Comedy Group?!
**[13:27] ---**
A new member of the alien comedy group?!
**[13:30] ---**
Who's there?!
**[13:36] ---**
Tsukigami-san?
**[13:40] ---**
I... I'm sorry!
**[13:42] ---**
That girl was still investigating
the stupid frogs?
**[13:45] ---**
Dear me. What trouble these people are!
**[13:48] ---**
I-Is this going to be okay?
**[13:50] ---**
For other Pekoponians to find out about us?
**[13:53] ---**
Ahh, that's probably not a problem.
**[13:57] ---**
What do I do...? Fuyuki-kun caught me!
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo
No. 3114
**[14:01] ---**
And... that violet alien is pretty sharp.
**[14:05] ---**
She had a syringe...
**[14:07] ---**
A doctor skit?
***SIGN*** Doctor Skit
**[14:09] ---**
Husband-and-wife comedy duo?
***SIGN*** Husband-And-Wife Comedy Duo
**[14:11] ---**
Still under that same misconception.
**[14:19] ---**
This should be her room.
**[14:22] ---**
Keroro-kun and the others
said it'd be fine, but...
**[14:24] ---**
...the way she conducted herself...
she's no ordinary person.
**[14:27] ---**
This many reports?
**[14:30] ---**
She really is... a Pekoponian spy,
trying to look into the Keron Army!
**[14:34] ---**
This one also has the wrong idea.
**[14:42] ---**
You're the new member of the alien comedy
group who I saw at Fuyuki-kun's house!
***SIGN*** Comedy Alien
**[14:47] ---**
Comedy...? What are you talking about?
**[14:49] ---**
What about you? You've been
writing these reports!
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 267
**[14:52] ---**
Ah! Not that!
**[14:57] ---**
These are...
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun
**[15:02] ---**
Don't look! This isn't...!
**[15:05] ---**
Oh... She likes Fuyuki-kun.
**[15:08] ---**
So that's why...
**[15:09] ---**
This is perfect!
**[15:11] ---**
Um, excuse me, but...
**[15:13] ---**
...would you mind allowing me to stay here?
**[15:17] ---**
Why do I have to keep a
comedy alien around here?
***SIGN*** Comedy Alien
**[15:21] ---**
I'm not a comedy alien...
**[15:24] ---**
But, look! Don't you think it would be good
for both of us in a number of ways?
**[15:28] ---**
Good...?
***SIGN*** Comedy Aliens
**[15:30] ---**
She's right!
**[15:32] ---**
As a fellow comedy-alien-keeper,
**[15:35] ---**
I might be able to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
**[15:38] ---**
I could observe him so much more,
memo so much more,
**[15:42] ---**
and... Fuyuki-kun could also...
**[15:46] ---**
7:52 p.m.
**[15:48] ---**
Chiruyo-chan is drawing spirals on the
carpet with the index finger of her right hand
**[15:52] ---**
while holding in her left hand a cookie
she bought at Supermarket Oba...
**[15:55] ---**
Ahh! Fuyuki-kun jotting down
memos about me...
**[15:59] ---**
Excuse me... Are you okay?
**[16:02] ---**
I-It's nothing.
**[16:04] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:06] ---**
It might not be too bad to
allow you to freeload here.
**[16:09] ---**
Then it's settled!
**[16:10] ---**
I was just looking for
a place to stay, anyway.
**[16:14] ---**
They call this "give and take"
on Pekopon, right?
**[16:18] ---**
Give and take?
**[16:24] ---**
What do you think?
**[16:26] ---**
Simply changing to contacts creates quite
a different impression, doesn't it?
**[16:29] ---**
The skirt suits you well, too.
**[16:31] ---**
D-Does it?
**[16:33] ---**
All right, here we go!
**[16:35] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:37] ---**
It's my first time coming
in through the front door.
**[16:40] ---**
Huh? What's up, Tsukigami-san?
**[16:42] ---**
Didn't recognize her for a moment?
**[16:44] ---**
Pururu-chan?
**[16:45] ---**
Don't you think this kind
of fashion suits her?
**[16:48] ---**
H-Hey...
**[16:49] ---**
Yeah. It suits her really well!
**[16:55] ---**
Oh, Pururu-chan! Could this be...
**[16:57] ---**
Yes! Chiruyo-chan has agreed
to let me stay at her house.
**[17:01] ---**
So we thought we'd greet you officially.
**[17:04] ---**
U-Um... err...
**[17:06] ---**
I... I hope we can get along!
**[17:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's room...
**[17:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's room, from a place
other than the ceiling...
**[17:14] ---**
Oh, right! Memo! I have to take a memo!
***SIGN*** Black Pipe Bed
**[17:18] ---**
The bed is a black pipe bed.
***SIGN*** Light Blue
**[17:20] ---**
The sheets are a pale blue color.
***SIGN*** Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist The Astonishing Pyramid Towers
**[17:22] ---**
Bottom shelf of the bookcase,
from right to left:
**[17:24] ---**
*Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist,*
***SIGN*** Bed neat and tidy Sheets, light blue Bookcase, bottom shelf, right to left: "Unidentified Animals That Actually Exist"
**[17:26] ---**
*The Astonishing Pyramid Power...*
**[17:28] ---**
Ah! You know, Chiruyo-chan was under
the impression that you're comedians.
**[17:34] ---**
She said you were going to do a doctor
husband-and-wife comedy skit with me.
**[17:36] ---**
Hmph! How pathetic!
**[17:39] ---**
I see!
**[17:40] ---**
A doctor husband-and-wife comedy skit!
That's a new idea, ma'am!
**[17:44] ---**
Okay, Pururu-chan, want to give it a try?
**[17:46] ---**
Why do I have to be your
comedy partner, huh?
**[17:49] ---**
There!
**[17:50] ---**
Gerooo!
***SIGN*** Husband-And-Wife Doctor Comedy Duo
**[17:52] ---**
Doctor husband-and-wife comedy duo!
**[17:54] ---**
Nggghh! Jealousy!
**[17:57] ---**
I am the only one allowed to do a
husband-and-wife comedy duo with Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Busily Memoing!
**[18:02] ---**
Oh! Private Tamama! What good timing!
**[18:05] ---**
Then, we'll form a new comedy group
with all three of us!
***SIGN*** Nankyoku Tamae
**[18:09] ---**
Nankyoku Tamae!
***SIGN*** Aozora Keroko
**[18:11] ---**
Aozora Keroko!
**[18:13] ---**
Ah, Pururu-chan, you can be "Unabara Pururi."
***SIGN*** Unabara Pururi
**[18:18] ---**
Hey! Giroro! Don't just sit there spaced out!
**[18:20] ---**
Come on! Cucuruz Doan!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't involve me in this!
***SIGN*** Cucuruz Doan
**[18:24] ---**
C-Cucuruz Doan!
**[18:26] ---**
And you're doing it anyway.
**[18:29] ---**
Top shelf. *Encyclopedia of World Mysteries,*
**[18:31] ---**
*Secrets of the Human Form,*
**[18:33] ---**
*The Bare Minimum 100 Secrets
You Should Know About Chupacabra...*
**[18:37] ---**
Let's leave the slapstick there
and go to the secret base.
***SIGN*** Slapstick
**[18:41] ---**
Chiruyo-chan, you can handle the rest, right?
**[18:46] ---**
Okay, let's go, you guys!
**[18:48] ---**
Gero? Why?
**[18:50] ---**
Ah, you mean, we should talk about
our material backstage first?
**[18:53] ---**
Just go!
**[18:55] ---**
Gosh, why are men all so dense?
**[18:58] ---**
Dense?
**[19:00] ---**
C-Could it be...
**[19:01] ---**
...that our slapstick... isn't funny?
**[19:06] ---**
Is slapstick itself out-of-fashion nowadays?
***SIGN*** I can do it myself!
**[19:08] ---**
Are solo acts the way to go?
**[19:10] ---**
The hot thing now is husband-and-wife
comedy couples with two men!
**[19:12] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[19:13] ---**
Solo acts...
**[19:15] ---**
Relax and enjoy yourselves!
**[19:20] ---**
But it's my room!
**[19:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's smile...
**[19:21] ---**
Of course I'll relax!
**[19:24] ---**
Approximately 6 mm of teeth
showing, no cavities...
**[19:27] ---**
What's wrong, Tsukigami-san?
**[19:30] ---**
N-No, it's nothing...
**[19:32] ---**
She might be right that
slapstick is a bit old now.
**[19:36] ---**
I like it, though.
**[19:37] ---**
Y-Yes, I agree.
**[19:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun likes slapstick.
**[19:41] ---**
Which do you prefer, Tsukigami-san?
**[19:44] ---**
I... um, I...
**[19:46] ---**
I think I prefer solo comedians.
**[19:48] ---**
Really... Sis likes solo acts, too.
**[19:52] ---**
I wonder if all girls are like that?
**[19:57] ---**
No... I'm finally in Fuyuki-kun's room...
**[20:00] ---**
I'm all alone with him... and yet...
**[20:03] ---**
At this rate... At this rate, I...
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[20:17] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:18] ---**
Couldn't you get any closer to
Fuyuki-kun while you were alone?
**[20:22] ---**
I managed to talk a lot with him,
and I learned more about him.
**[20:27] ---**
Then isn't that great?
**[20:29] ---**
But... But...
**[20:33] ---**
When I'm with Fuyuki-kun,
I don't have any time to write memos!
***SIGN*** ME
**[20:36] ---**
Me...mos?
***SIGN*** MOS
**[20:39] ---**
Even when I learn something really
precious, I can't memo it down.
**[20:47] ---**
Huh? You're not staying together any more?
**[20:50] ---**
Yes. Well, there were a number of reasons.
**[20:52] ---**
It looks like our "give and take"
wasn't balancing out.
**[20:55] ---**
That's a shame, ma'am.
**[20:57] ---**
But she's used to friends now,
**[20:59] ---**
so let's go to visit her house next time!
**[21:02] ---**
All together!
***SIGN*** All Together!!
**[21:03] ---**
Gosh! Why are boys so dense?
***SIGN*** Jab!!
**[21:08] ---**
Wah! Hey! What are you doing?
**[21:10] ---**
Nothing! Just vitamins!
**[21:13] ---**
4:17 p.m.
**[21:15] ---**
Has 30 cc of vitamins injected
into his butt by Pururu.
**[21:24] ---**
Pekoponians really are amusing!
**[21:26] ---**
She's no longer freeloading,
**[21:28] ---**
but their girls' friendship seems
to have remained, doesn't it?
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Kululu, nyu!
**[23:09] ---**
For hot seasons: Curry!
For cold seasons: Also curry!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Keron: The Rebellious Age A Manual
**[23:12] ---**
'Cause curry goes with everything.
**[23:14] ---**
If there's anything that doesn't go
with curry, I wanna know what it is.
***SIGN*** Pain
**[23:18] ---**
'Cause I'll make you eat it.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi are...
**[23:23] ---**
"Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!