# E57 - Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir! / Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters of the South Seas, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV40/dororo-the-counterattack-is-mine-sir--giant-frog-vs-great-monsters-of-the-south-seas-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
You despicable Keronians!
**[00:04] ---**
This is a Keronian problem.
**[00:06] ---**
Help me, Jabariser!
**[00:07] ---**
Everyone! I am coming!
**[00:09] ---**
Just lay my left hand alongside it...
**[00:12] ---**
I won't let you
lay your left hand alongside it!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:46] ---**
The vicious alien, Viper!
**[01:48] ---**
To Keronians, he was a natural enemy,
**[01:50] ---**
and he was truly overwhelmingly powerful.
**[01:55] ---**
However...
**[02:00] ---**
Together, the five of us are...
**[02:02] ---**
...the Keroro Platoon!
**[02:03] ---**
With the Keroro Platoon
unexpectedly coming together again...
**[02:07] ---**
I feel like I have to get hit!
**[02:10] ---**
I feel like I have to explode!
**[02:10] ---**
He was tragically defeated!
**[02:16] ---**
Thus, the menace that was Viper,
their old enemy, passed.
**[02:21] ---**
But...
**[02:24] ---**
Curse you, Keroro Platoon!
**[02:26] ---**
You killed my younger brother.
You despicable Keronians!
**[02:30] ---**
Tamama!
**[02:30] ---**
Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
**[02:31] ---**
I will be the one to crush you!
**[02:32] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:33] ---**
Keroro!
**[02:37] ---**
Just lay my left hand alongside it...
***SIGN*** Just lay my left hand alongside it...
**[02:41] ---**
In particular, this blue Keronian...
**[02:44] ---**
I'll make sure he suffers
a special kind of hell!
**[02:54] ---**
A new character has appeared!
***SIGN*** Natural Enemy Alien: Viper (Elder Brother)
**[02:56] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "elder brother"!
**[02:57] ---**
Just like his younger brother,
he is, predictably, a cliché villain!
**[03:04] ---**
Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir!
***SIGN*** 57th Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting
**[03:09] ---**
Well, so...
**[03:11] ---**
There don't seem to be any
noteworthy topics for discussion,
**[03:13] ---**
so that will be all for today's
regular meeting, sir.
**[03:16] ---**
Hold it, hold it!
**[03:18] ---**
What about new ideas on
how to carry out the invasion?!
**[03:20] ---**
A report is currently being put
together on that matter, sir.
**[03:23] ---**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Meeting in Progress
**[03:24] ---**
So, that will be all for today's
regular meeting, sir.
**[03:28] ---**
What?!
**[03:29] ---**
There are plenty of other topics
up for discussion!
**[03:31] ---**
What's going on with the invasion budget?!
**[03:33] ---**
A report is currently being put
together on that matter, sir.
**[03:36] ---**
So, that will be all for today's
regular meeting, sir.
**[03:40] ---**
Are you mocking me, jerkface?!
**[03:42] ---**
A report is currently being put
together on that matter, sir.
**[03:42] ---**
Shut up! Quit saying the same thing
over and over again!
**[03:45] ---**
A report is currently being put together...
**[03:49] ---**
A report... is currently... being put...
**[03:53] ---**
What the?!
**[03:54] ---**
That's one of my copy robots.
**[03:57] ---**
A c-copy?!
**[03:59] ---**
Where did the real thing go?!
**[04:00] ---**
Tamama!
***SIGN*** Eep!
**[04:01] ---**
I... I do not know!
**[04:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant going to see the
Jabariser Show at the amusement park
**[04:07] ---**
is something I will not tell
you about, even if it kills me!
**[04:09] ---**
Aw, and there he goes,
totally revealing everything.
**[04:09] ---**
I will never, ever tell you!
**[04:12] ---**
In the meantime,
as for what Viper was up to...
**[04:17] ---**
Are we going with the predictably
cliché attack on the amusement park?
**[04:19] ---**
Such a cliché plan is inconceivable!
**[04:22] ---**
Unlike my younger brother,
**[04:23] ---**
I do not have a foolish weakness,
**[04:25] ---**
such as a passion for
tokusatsu sentai shows!
**[04:29] ---**
Ultra-Spirit!
**[04:30] ---**
Jabariser!
***SIGN*** Yay!
***SIGN*** Woohoo!
***SIGN*** Woohoo! Woohoo! Yay! Yay!
**[04:32] ---**
Woohoo! Jabariser!
**[04:36] ---**
This is where it's at with
hero shows, sir!
**[04:39] ---**
This live performance where the stage
and audience become as one!
**[04:44] ---**
Let us go, Plum Eel Monster!
**[04:47] ---**
This is the end of Jabariser!
**[04:47] ---**
Stop! Don't do this!
**[04:49] ---**
Capture all the little ones in the hall!
**[04:55] ---**
I have been captured, sir!
**[04:57] ---**
Help me, Jabariser!
**[04:59] ---**
Quiet!
**[05:00] ---**
Gero?
**[05:01] ---**
A gun for a left hand?
**[05:02] ---**
C-Could it be you're...
**[05:04] ---**
I'm the elder brother of Viper,
whom you defeated!
**[05:07] ---**
Gero! No way! Wait! Time out!
**[05:09] ---**
Help!
**[05:10] ---**
Giroro! Tamama! Kululu!
**[05:13] ---**
Jabariser!
**[05:14] ---**
I've already fully researched
all of your weaknesses!
**[05:17] ---**
I'm going to do away with the
whole lot of you in one fell swoop!
**[05:21] ---**
I swear! Jabariser, my foot!
**[05:24] ---**
Not only Gundam models,
**[05:26] ---**
now he's gotta be
into something like that, too?
**[05:29] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[05:31] ---**
Welcome back, Giroro.
**[05:33] ---**
Say, would you undo the
zipper on my back real quick?
**[05:37] ---**
What did you say?!
**[05:38] ---**
Come on, Giroro. Hurry up.
**[05:42] ---**
Like this...
**[05:44] ---**
D-Don't, Natsumi!
**[05:52] ---**
Wow, a house made of sweets!
***SIGN*** House of Sweets
**[05:55] ---**
Could this be from Mr. Sergeant
**[05:57] ---**
for not talking about the
Jabariser Show even if it killed me?
***SIGN*** Stop!! Do not open! Opening it will mean trouble! No opening this! Danger
**[06:04] ---**
"Do not open this."
***SIGN*** Danger
**[06:06] ---**
Is that so?
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[06:08] ---**
When you're told that...
***SIGN*** Stop!! Do not open! Opening it will mean trouble! No opening this! Danger
**[06:10] ---**
...it makes you want to open it,
no matter what.
**[06:15] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[06:21] ---**
Slurp, slurp.
**[06:22] ---**
Slurp, slurp.
**[06:30] ---**
That's...!
**[06:31] ---**
Viper!
**[06:32] ---**
I have four of the Keroro Platoon members!
**[06:35] ---**
Save us, Jabariser!
**[06:37] ---**
Keroro-kun! Everyone!
**[06:39] ---**
If you value their lives,
come to my hideout!
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Current Location
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, no! We have to rescue them, quick!
**[06:49] ---**
Lady Koyuki, this is a Keronian problem.
**[06:53] ---**
I cannot involve you in this!
**[06:55] ---**
Pardon!
***SIGN*** Poof!
**[06:57] ---**
Dororo!
**[06:59] ---**
Keroro-kun! Everyone! I am coming!
***SIGN*** Hideout
This Way
**[07:05] ---**
This must be it.
**[07:06] ---**
Hideout of Viper, parenthesis
"elder brother." Talk about easy to spot!
**[07:11] ---**
So you've come with no regard
for your safety, Blue Keronian!
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, Dororo! Save us!
***SIGN*** Mecha cobras attack!!
**[07:20] ---**
Mecha cobras attack!
***SIGN*** A volley of Dororo's star knives!!
**[07:24] ---**
A volley of Dororo's star knives!
***SIGN*** Terror! A rain of mecha snakes from overhead!!
**[07:30] ---**
Terror! A rain of mecha snakes from overhead!
***SIGN*** Brilliant swordsmanship!!
**[07:36] ---**
Brilliant swordsmanship!!
**[07:38] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:40] ---**
Looks like you've got some skill.
**[07:42] ---**
However, I already have
your weakness researched, too.
**[07:45] ---**
I doubt you'll be able to clear the next trap!
**[07:50] ---**
Th-This is...
**[07:52] ---**
...the music box I used to treasure!
**[07:55] ---**
I loved it so much, but Keroro broke it...
**[08:00] ---**
And, not knowing that,
**[08:02] ---**
I suspected my little brother
and lashed out at my mom...
**[08:07] ---**
The appearance of this music box
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch
**[08:08] ---**
serves as a trigger
for Dororo's trauma switch.
**[08:12] ---**
And that time, too...
**[08:13] ---**
And that time, too... And that time, too...
**[08:16] ---**
And that time, too!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[08:22] ---**
That's right! Suffer! Suffer more!
**[08:27] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:28] ---**
Right then,
**[08:29] ---**
a switch flipped in a weird way
on Sergeant Keroro's trauma, too!
***SIGN*** Click
**[08:33] ---**
Dororo, I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[08:35] ---**
The one who let your precious
pet green-shelled turtle escape...
**[08:40] ---**
...was me!
**[08:42] ---**
Also, the one who ate the
strawberry on the shortcake
**[08:44] ---**
that you'd been saving
and looking forward to!
**[08:46] ---**
And the one who wrote the
name of the culprit on a page
**[08:48] ---**
in the middle of the
mystery novel you were reading!
**[08:51] ---**
The one who used your
precious commemorative stamp
**[08:53] ---**
on a quiz contest postcard, too!
**[08:54] ---**
Also, the one who ate the banana that
was your field trip snack was me, too!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma...
**[08:59] ---**
Dororo!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[09:01] ---**
And that time, too...
**[09:02] ---**
And that time, too. Keroro's always...
**[09:05] ---**
Dororo, pull yourself together!
**[09:06] ---**
Remember!
**[09:07] ---**
When we were captured by Viper,
it was your friends who rescued us!
**[09:14] ---**
That is right!
**[09:16] ---**
That time, Keroro and the others
**[09:18] ---**
ignored the danger to themselves
and came to save me!
**[09:20] ---**
That's right!
Because they're your friends!
**[09:23] ---**
Friends...
**[09:28] ---**
Nin!
**[09:29] ---**
Now, it is my turn to save everyone!
**[09:32] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:36] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[09:39] ---**
Commander-dono, I have come to rescue you!
**[09:42] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:42] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[09:43] ---**
You cocky fool!
**[09:45] ---**
Here I come!
**[09:47] ---**
I won't let you!
**[09:56] ---**
Just lay my left hand alongside it...
**[09:59] ---**
I won't let you
lay your left hand alongside it!
**[10:03] ---**
What?!
**[10:04] ---**
I won't I let you
lay your left hand alongside it!
**[10:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:10] ---**
Drop dead!
**[10:13] ---**
My left hand...
**[10:21] ---**
H-How?!
**[10:28] ---**
I just laid my left hand alongside it.
**[10:30] ---**
Because all I did was lay it there,
**[10:32] ---**
its absence is not especially problematic!
**[10:34] ---**
That's impossible!
**[10:37] ---**
I feel like I should at least explode here!
**[10:41] ---**
You did it!
**[10:42] ---**
Is everyone all right?!
**[10:44] ---**
You saved us!
**[10:47] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:50] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:51] ---**
You did it, Dororo!
**[10:53] ---**
Thus, through warrior Dororo's actions,
**[10:56] ---**
the menace that was Viper
parenthesis "elder brother" passed.
**[10:59] ---**
Huh?
**[11:02] ---**
Since it's come to this, I'll grow gigantic!
**[11:05] ---**
Hey! You're still going to keep at it?!
**[11:09] ---**
Whoa, what a cliché guy.
**[11:11] ---**
Use this.
**[11:12] ---**
Ooh, that's...
***SIGN*** Flash Spoon
**[11:14] ---**
...the flash spoon!
**[11:15] ---**
The flash spoon need only be
gripped and raised skywards,
**[11:19] ---**
and it will allow anyone
to easily grow gigantic.
**[11:20] ---**
It is a formidable secret Keron Army item.
**[11:27] ---**
Gerocchi!
**[11:35] ---**
Th-That's so cheap!
Growing to double my size!
**[11:38] ---**
Darn it! Just you remember this!
**[11:41] ---**
You dumb jerks!
**[11:44] ---**
Thus, the menace that was the Viper
passed for sure this time.
**[11:48] ---**
However, it is too soon
to breathe a sigh of relief.
**[11:49] ---**
See you again, Mr. Viper!
**[11:51] ---**
The Viper clan is probably
super-duper persistent!
**[11:54] ---**
He's bound to come
back again for revenge!
**[11:56] ---**
Don't give up, Keroro Platoon!
Fight on, Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Cliché Narration
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[12:17] ---**
What's this giant image on the radar?!
**[12:20] ---**
I don't know!
**[12:21] ---**
It's shaped like a frog...
**[12:26] ---**
What is that?!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters of the South Seas, Sir!
**[12:41] ---**
Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters
of the South Seas, Sir!
***SIGN*** Featuring: Three Giant Seafood Monsters (Squidra, Crabme, Gamoeba)
**[12:55] ---**
Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
**[12:57] ---**
Take a look, Fuyuki-kun.
**[12:59] ---**
Isn't the view from here just the best?
**[13:01] ---**
You're right.
**[13:05] ---**
We're finally alone together, Fuyuki-kun.
**[13:09] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[13:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[13:18] ---**
I have brought the bounty
of the sea, sir.
**[13:21] ---**
Sergeant Keroro grew gigantic in
the last episode to fight against Viper,
**[13:25] ---**
but he has actually yet
to return to his former size.
**[13:29] ---**
Oh, my bad.
**[13:31] ---**
I accidentally set the flash spoon's
gigantified duration period to three days.
**[13:36] ---**
F-For real?
**[13:37] ---**
And so, it would be an incredible nuisance
**[13:40] ---**
if he spent three whole days
in Tokyo as his gigantic self.
**[13:43] ---**
So, for that reason,
plus to enjoy a resort vacation,
**[13:45] ---**
they all came to this uninhabited island
owned by the Nishizawa Group.
***SIGN*** Property of NPG
<- Right There
NPG Beach Entrance
**[13:56] ---**
There!
**[14:06] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog! Don't get in our way!
**[14:09] ---**
Sis, Sarge harvested the
bounty of the sea for us!
**[14:13] ---**
My, what a large tuna!
**[14:15] ---**
Amazing, Uncle!
**[14:16] ---**
Or, like, freshly captured?
**[14:18] ---**
I have squid and crabs, too, sir.
**[14:20] ---**
Wow, that sounds delicious!
**[14:21] ---**
That settles it!
***SIGN*** Grip...
**[14:22] ---**
Tonight's dinner will be a full
course of tuna, squid, and crab!
**[14:25] ---**
I'll help cook, too, sir.
**[14:29] ---**
Stupid frog! You'll only
get in the way, so go away!
**[14:41] ---**
A giant body is more inconvenient
than I had thought, sir.
**[14:44] ---**
I think I shall regain my cheer
**[14:45] ---**
by watching a broadcast of
*Captain Geroro* or something.
**[14:48] ---**
Lady Mois.
**[14:49] ---**
Turn the channel to TV Inner-Tokyo, sir.
**[14:52] ---**
Yes, Uncle.
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[15:10] ---**
I can't even tell what show's on!
**[15:13] ---**
It's a luxurious 100 inch screen,
**[15:15] ---**
but it looks smaller than a
cell phone screen! What the heck?!
**[15:18] ---**
Please calm down, Uncle!
**[15:20] ---**
I'll tape the show, so please
enjoy it at your leisure later!
**[15:24] ---**
Never mind, ma'am!
**[15:26] ---**
I'll give up on *Captain Geroro*
**[15:28] ---**
and build some Gundam models, sir.
**[15:30] ---**
Here you are, Uncle.
**[15:31] ---**
Goodness! I should have gone
with this from the start, sir.
**[15:35] ---**
Here, I won't have to
worry about ventilation, either!
**[15:37] ---**
Making Gundam models under
the blue sky is the best, sir!
**[15:42] ---**
Compact.
**[15:45] ---**
How can I do this?
**[15:46] ---**
Which one is Poly-Cap B?!
**[15:48] ---**
I can't tell! It's freakin' tiny! I can't see!
**[15:50] ---**
Uncle, please calm your anger!
**[15:50] ---**
You moron! Take that! And that!
**[15:53] ---**
The Gundam models are a mess!
**[15:53] ---**
And that! And that! And that!
**[15:55] ---**
Or, like, smashing fragments?
**[15:55] ---**
And that! And that! And that! And that!
**[15:56] ---**
Gero?
**[15:58] ---**
Gero gero...
**[16:01] ---**
Never mind, ma'am!
**[16:02] ---**
I will give up on Gundam models
and read some manga, ma'am.
**[16:05] ---**
Here you are, Uncle. *Shonen Alphas.*
**[16:08] ---**
Tiny!
**[16:11] ---**
They're too small!
I can't read them, ma'am!
**[16:13] ---**
Uncle, please calm down!
**[16:13] ---**
I hate you!
**[16:15] ---**
Hey! What the heck are you doing?!
**[16:17] ---**
I swear! You make me want to cry!
**[16:20] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:21] ---**
Ah! You guys!
**[16:23] ---**
I swear! What a sorry sight you are!
**[16:26] ---**
Here you are, grown into a giant!
Don't you have anything better to do?!
**[16:29] ---**
Gundam models and manga?!
That's no different than what you always do!
**[16:33] ---**
H-How rude! I have not done
any cleaning or laundry, sir!
**[16:36] ---**
The invasion! Carry out the invasion!
**[16:39] ---**
I-If it is the invasion,
you have nothing to worry about.
**[16:42] ---**
Even as I make them
relax their guard like this,
**[16:44] ---**
I am steadily advancing an invasion plan
**[16:46] ---**
that utilizes this gigantic body, sir!
**[16:49] ---**
Really? You'd better not be
shooting your mouth off
**[16:51] ---**
about something you just thought up.
**[16:54] ---**
I... I'm not, sir!
**[16:55] ---**
Then let's hear what kind of plan
you've come up with!
**[17:00] ---**
I will carry out deeds
as a giant hero,
**[17:02] ---**
and securely win the hearts
of the children!
**[17:05] ---**
Once I have their trust, I will take
control of Pekopon in one fell swoop.
**[17:08] ---**
That's the plan, sir.
**[17:09] ---**
Oh-ho...
**[17:10] ---**
Toying with the innocent hearts of children!
That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
**[17:15] ---**
Specifically speaking,
here's how the story will go, sir.
**[17:20] ---**
A 350-million-year-old capsule is
excavated from a construction site.
**[17:24] ---**
Sealed inside it is a green liquid.
**[17:28] ---**
From within, a green monster is revived.
**[17:32] ---**
And then, lightning scores a direct strike
**[17:35] ---**
on the red liquid stored
inside the other capsule.
**[17:39] ---**
A red monster emerges from it.
**[17:41] ---**
Giroooo!
**[17:43] ---**
In truth,
**[17:44] ---**
these two creatures were bioweapons
built by a super ancient civilization!
**[17:48] ---**
That's the premise we'll go with, sir.
**[17:50] ---**
The red one is a ferocious
spirit of destruction!
**[17:53] ---**
The green one is the children's
champion and monster of justice.
**[17:57] ---**
The green and red monsters
clash in a fierce fight!
**[18:02] ---**
I, the green one,
**[18:04] ---**
will brilliantly defeat the
evil red monster, sir.
**[18:09] ---**
Wait a second!
**[18:10] ---**
What's with this red and green premise?!
**[18:12] ---**
And why is red the villain?!
**[18:15] ---**
An appealing villain is a must \Bin a monster story, right?
**[18:19] ---**
For that important role,
**[18:20] ---**
Corporal Giroro, I will be
counting on you.
**[18:22] ---**
M-Me?!
**[18:26] ---**
Wear that stuffed suit
and grow gigantic for me!
**[18:29] ---**
A-All right.
**[18:31] ---**
Th-This is for the invasion of Pekopon.
**[18:34] ---**
Girocchi!
**[18:37] ---**
Huh?
**[18:39] ---**
Huh? That's strange.
**[18:40] ---**
Let me see it.
**[18:41] ---**
Here.
**[18:42] ---**
Hey! This is an ordinary spoon!
**[18:45] ---**
What?! For real?!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[18:47] ---**
Looks like it got switched around somewhere.
**[18:50] ---**
The real one's over here.
**[18:52] ---**
Hmm, so these are a
king crab and a big cuttlefish.
**[18:56] ---**
In terms of standard Earth biology,
**[18:59] ---**
these sizes are absolutely inconceivable.
**[19:01] ---**
It'll make cooking them worth the effort.
**[19:10] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:11] ---**
It's a giant squid!
**[19:13] ---**
Since I'm on it, I don't care if
it's a squid or what, sir!
**[19:15] ---**
Bring it!
**[19:25] ---**
Help!
**[19:27] ---**
W-Weak...
**[19:28] ---**
Your opponent is just a squid!
**[19:30] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:32] ---**
I'm coming to save you!
**[19:34] ---**
Moiscchi!
**[19:37] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:41] ---**
Or, like, certain demise?
**[19:43] ---**
Mois-chan, defeated in no time flat.
**[19:46] ---**
Lady Mois, you came for me!
**[19:48] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:49] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:50] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:51] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:52] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:53] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:54] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:54] ---**
That woman!
She's taking advantage of the confusion
**[19:55] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:56] ---**
and getting cozy with my Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:56] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[19:57] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:58] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:00] ---**
Jealousy!
**[20:01] ---**
I am coming, too!
**[20:04] ---**
Tamacchi!
**[20:07] ---**
Aw, I came to save
Mr. Sergeant, but I got defeated.
**[20:11] ---**
Jealousy king Tamama,
self-destructing exactly as he desired.
**[20:15] ---**
Tama!
**[20:16] ---**
At this rate, Sarge and the others will be...
**[20:18] ---**
So I can grow gigantic using that?!
**[20:20] ---**
Fuyukki!
**[20:22] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, defeated instantly!
**[20:24] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:25] ---**
I'm coming, too!
**[20:28] ---**
Momocchi!
**[20:31] ---**
M-Milady!
**[20:34] ---**
What do you think you're doing
to Fuyuki-kun?!
**[20:42] ---**
Crab meant for dinner.
**[20:47] ---**
What's this?!
**[20:48] ---**
Milady!
**[20:49] ---**
Please leave the crab to me!
**[20:54] ---**
Milady, you take care of Master Fuyuki!
**[20:56] ---**
All right!
**[21:04] ---**
A turtle just passing by.
***SIGN*** Turtle
**[21:09] ---**
What now?!
**[21:12] ---**
This is terrible!
We have no time to waste!
**[21:14] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's go, too!
**[21:16] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[21:17] ---**
W-Wait!
**[21:20] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:23] ---**
Girocchi!
**[21:27] ---**
Th-This is a grave situation!
**[21:30] ---**
I must go with the flow of things, too!
**[21:36] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Out of batteries
**[21:38] ---**
Out of batteries!
**[21:39] ---**
C-Come on...
**[21:45] ---**
Delicious, isn't it?
**[21:46] ---**
It's fresh from the sea, after all.
**[21:48] ---**
I know. You can't get
this kind of flavor in Tokyo.
**[21:51] ---**
But I'm a little bummed that we
couldn't have tuna sashimi, sir.
**[21:55] ---**
What are you saying? It's because of you
that we ended up like this!
**[21:59] ---**
Dororo, there's still plenty more.
**[22:02] ---**
Somehow, I feel so hollow...
**[22:13] ---**
They say that eyewitness accounts of
giants crowded around a giant hot pot
**[22:15] ---**
later went on to be passed down
and feared among sailors.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Dororo here.
**[23:53] ---**
The passing seasons...
**[23:54] ---**
The sounds of insects and trees...
**[23:56] ---**
These are the same sounds
I heard as a child on Planet Keron.
**[23:59] ---**
Back when only nature was my friend...
**[24:02] ---**
Only nature?
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, we
invade by plugging away at the familiar.
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro Invades with
Vending Machines, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Tamama's Awakening!
A New Lethal Technique, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
Those'll be our two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!