# E273 - Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir! / Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WKQ5/keroro-preparations-okay-sir--koyuki-showdown-at-midsummer-beach-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Disaster
**[01:31] ---**
Disaster!
**[01:32] ---**
Strikes when you least expect it.
**[01:39] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[01:41] ---**
That wasn't me, ma'am!
**[01:43] ---**
Is it a meteorite?
**[01:44] ---**
Don't approach it carelessly.
**[01:46] ---**
It could be dangerous.
**[01:56] ---**
Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
I-Is it an alien?
**[02:12] ---**
What in blazes are you?
**[02:18] ---**
Look out!
**[02:26] ---**
Are you okay?
**[02:27] ---**
Hey! Natsumi!
**[02:28] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:30] ---**
I... I only...
**[02:31] ---**
Just hurry up and treat him!
**[02:43] ---**
He's not waking up.
**[02:44] ---**
Can't see anything particularly wrong.
**[02:47] ---**
So what on Earth is he?
**[02:49] ---**
Beats me.
**[02:53] ---**
It looks like he's regained consciousness!
**[03:01] ---**
Hey!
**[03:03] ---**
Who are you?
**[03:04] ---**
What's your name?
**[03:07] ---**
Name?
**[03:08] ---**
Mine...?
**[03:11] ---**
I...
**[03:12] ---**
I don't know.
**[03:14] ---**
Wh-What star are you from?
**[03:16] ---**
Star...
**[03:18] ---**
I don't know.
**[03:19] ---**
He doesn't remember anything?
**[03:21] ---**
Or, like, background missing?
**[03:23] ---**
We should contact the space po—
**[03:25] ---**
If he's lost his memories...
**[03:26] ---**
So mean...
**[03:29] ---**
Y-You're blaming me? Me?
**[03:33] ---**
We could at least let him stay here and
see how he gets on, don't you think?
**[03:40] ---**
And so, this mysterious boy from space...
**[03:44] ---**
...became a resident of the Hinata household.
**[03:58] ---**
It was inconvenient for him
not to have a name,
**[03:59] ---**
so they decided to call him "Yamada-kun."
**[04:03] ---**
Whose idea was that?
**[04:08] ---**
The tea's ready.
**[04:10] ---**
Thanks a lot for doing all this, Yamada-kun.
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, no. I am intruding, after all.
**[04:15] ---**
You've even taken the chores
I was penned for!
**[04:18] ---**
I'd be happy for you to be here
all the time, sir!
**[04:21] ---**
We can't do that, though.
**[04:24] ---**
So, have you remembered
anything? Even a little?
**[04:27] ---**
No... nothing at all.
**[04:29] ---**
Well... I guess it's
important not to rush it.
**[04:43] ---**
Banana peel!
***SIGN*** Banana Peel
**[04:46] ---**
Wh-Why...
**[04:49] ---**
I feel like I have to go
running right towards it.
**[04:53] ---**
I feel like I absolutely have to run.
**[05:00] ---**
I can't help myself!
**[05:05] ---**
Hold it right there!
***SIGN*** Squidge
**[05:10] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Slip
**[05:11] ---**
Comedian's soul!
**[05:14] ---**
He beat me to it?!
**[05:16] ---**
Y-Yamada-kun...
**[05:18] ---**
Why did you react to that
banana peel, sir?
**[05:23] ---**
I... I don't know.
**[05:26] ---**
I just... felt... instinctively...
**[05:29] ---**
Instinctively?!
**[05:31] ---**
That's it, sir!
**[05:32] ---**
Huh?
**[05:33] ---**
That instinct for comedy that makes you
want to slip on a banana peel and fall over!
**[05:38] ---**
That...
**[05:40] ---**
...is the key to awakening
your lost memories, sir!
***SIGN*** Comedy Dojo
**[05:47] ---**
And so, the intense and strict training
to make a success of comedy began!
**[05:53] ---**
*Nande ya nen!* (Why the heck?!)
**[05:56] ---**
*Nande ya nen!* (Why the heck?!)
**[05:59] ---**
*Aho chau ka!* (You a moron?!)
**[06:02] ---**
*Aho chau ka!* (You a moron?!)
**[06:04] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:06] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:07] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:08] ---**
Okay, ten more reps...
**[06:09] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:11] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:12] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:13] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:15] ---**
Is this iffy training really what he needs?
**[06:17] ---**
Why Osakan dialect?
**[06:17] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:19] ---**
*Nande ya nen!* (Why the heck?!)
**[06:19] ---**
*Aho chau ka!* (You a moron?!)
**[06:20] ---**
*Shiran ga na!* (So what?!)
**[06:21] ---**
*Donai ya nen?!* (How's that, then?!)
**[06:22] ---**
*Oubei ka?!* (You from the West?!)
**[06:24] ---**
A few busy days passed...
**[06:27] ---**
I have to keep the kitchen clean.
**[06:31] ---**
I thought of one!
***SIGN*** Joke Book no.4 Yamada-kun
**[06:33] ---**
"I think this is where I'll put my kitchen."
**[06:37] ---**
"Then we'll pitch-in with the kitch-in!"
**[06:40] ---**
Are those your comedy notes?
**[06:43] ---**
U-U-Um!
**[06:44] ---**
Sorry.
**[06:46] ---**
We just thought you might be
wasting your time.
**[06:50] ---**
Even if you practice comedy,
**[06:52] ---**
I don't think your memories will come back.
**[06:54] ---**
It's okay.
***SIGN*** Joke Book no.4 Yamada-kun
**[06:56] ---**
Right now,
**[06:57] ---**
rather than regaining my memories,
**[06:59] ---**
I want to make you all roll over laughing!
**[07:06] ---**
Roll over, y'say?
**[07:10] ---**
Yer ten years too early, son.
**[07:12] ---**
Then... at least... I'd like
to make you smirk a little!
**[07:16] ---**
Even a smirk's not so easy.
**[07:20] ---**
All right.
**[07:22] ---**
If yer that stuck on it,
**[07:24] ---**
I'll get a fine stage ready for you.
**[07:26] ---**
Give it all ya got, sport!
**[07:29] ---**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Keroro Yose
***SIGN*** Yamada-kun
**[07:42] ---**
Oh! Here he is!
**[07:43] ---**
Try your best!
**[07:45] ---**
Yamada-kun...
**[07:46] ---**
I've taught you everythin' I can, boy.
**[07:51] ---**
The rest y've gotta do yerself.
**[07:53] ---**
Find yer own style of comedy!
**[07:59] ---**
Uhh...
**[08:00] ---**
Here's a stupid little story for you.
***SIGN*** Yamada-kun
**[08:07] ---**
I'm convinced that auto dealerships
have anger management issues!
**[08:12] ---**
Arrrrrrrr!
**[08:18] ---**
*Nande ya nen!* (Why the heck?!)
**[08:19] ---**
*Aho chau ka!* (You a moron?!)
**[08:22] ---**
*Dotsuitaro ka!* (You want a smack?!)
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[08:32] ---**
Silence...
**[08:35] ---**
The joke I worked so hard on!
**[08:39] ---**
Tch.
**[08:40] ---**
He blew it.
**[08:43] ---**
Gero?
**[08:45] ---**
Now that I really think about it...
**[08:46] ---**
...it is strange, isn't it?
**[08:48] ---**
I say I'm going to tell a story...
**[08:51] ---**
...and I do a comedy team act instead?
**[08:53] ---**
Yamada... kun?
**[08:57] ---**
That's right.
**[08:58] ---**
That is who... I am!
**[09:03] ---**
A story and a double act.
**[09:07] ---**
Wait, you got your intro wrong?
**[09:10] ---**
That was a little funny...
**[09:14] ---**
Not bad.
***SIGN*** Heh heh heh Pffft Ku ku ku ku
**[09:22] ---**
You've found it, haven'tcha?
**[09:25] ---**
That's what yer comedy's all about!
**[09:29] ---**
My... comedy?
**[09:34] ---**
Yes!
**[09:44] ---**
Yamada-kun...
**[09:47] ---**
Yes.
**[09:48] ---**
It was just a little chuckle,
**[09:49] ---**
but I was able to make you all laugh.
**[09:52] ---**
I have no more regrets.
**[09:54] ---**
You didn't get your memory back, did you?
**[09:57] ---**
Well... that's okay, sir.
**[09:59] ---**
Yamada-kun did his best and got results.
**[10:02] ---**
That's what's important, sir.
**[10:04] ---**
Yes.
**[10:06] ---**
Yamada-kun, your gag was very funny!
**[10:09] ---**
Yeah!
**[10:10] ---**
It wasn't bad.
**[10:13] ---**
"That is who I am!"
**[10:16] ---**
It was quite funny, wasn't it?
**[10:18] ---**
Yes, yes! It was like Dasonu Maso!
**[10:23] ---**
Gero?
**[10:24] ---**
D-Dasonu Maso?
**[10:28] ---**
Yamada-kun?
**[10:30] ---**
That is... who I... am!
**[10:35] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[10:37] ---**
He is totally afroed!
**[10:39] ---**
What's going on?
**[10:40] ---**
Yamada-kun, are you okay?
**[10:42] ---**
Yes...
**[10:43] ---**
Let me introduce myself once more.
**[10:46] ---**
I am...
**[10:48] ---**
...Dasonu Maso!
**[10:48] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Maso
**[10:50] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[10:51] ---**
Hi!
**[10:51] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[10:52] ---**
Dasonu Maso?!
**[10:54] ---**
Yes!
**[10:55] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
**[10:56] ---**
Y-You were... disguised as Yamada-kun?
**[10:59] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
**[10:59] ---**
No... Yamada-kun grew up.
**[11:01] [SONG] ---**
It looks tough either way.
**[11:03] ---**
Into me.
**[11:04] ---**
The son of the Dasonu Maso you all know.
**[11:05] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[11:08] ---**
My name is the same:
**[11:08] [SONG] ---**
Putting you to sleep from morning on.
**[11:09] ---**
Dasonu Maso.
**[11:10] ---**
Can't tell.
**[11:12] ---**
Anyway!
**[11:13] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
**[11:13] ---**
Thank you so much for
turning me into what I am!
**[11:16] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[11:16] ---**
I'll comb straight out.
**[11:17] ---**
That was what I was after.
**[11:21] ---**
Okay!
**[11:21] ---**
All right, then, adios!
**[11:27] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
**[11:30] [SONG] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
**[11:32] ---**
What... on Earth was that?
**[11:35] ---**
And so,
**[11:36] ---**
Sergeant Keroro and friends unwittingly
raised another Dasonu Maso in an unexpected way!
**[11:36] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[11:43] ---**
I've had it!
**[11:52] ---**
The next day, after Dasonu Maso had left.
**[11:55] ---**
Ahhh, geez...
**[11:56] ---**
I can't believe Yamada-kun
was Dasonu Maso.
**[12:00] ---**
I feel like I've been had!
**[12:01] ---**
At times like this,
it's gotta be the beach, right?
**[12:05] ---**
The beach! That sounds nice...
***SIGN*** If we're going to the beach,
**[12:09] ---**
Expectant gaze.
***SIGN*** be our
guardian ❤
**[12:10] ---**
W-Wait!
**[12:12] ---**
I don't want to do that again!
***SIGN*** Adult
(Guardian)
**[12:15] ---**
Mom always says we can't go alone
with just us kids and aliens.
**[12:20] ---**
That's it!
**[12:20] ---**
Gero!
**[12:21] ---**
*You* become an adult, stupid frog.
**[12:23] ---**
I am *definitely not* doing it.
**[12:25] ---**
Oh? Lady Natsumi...
**[12:27] ---**
You just said "definitely not," didn't you?
**[12:32] ---**
You know what they call that?
**[12:33] ---**
Raising the flag.
**[12:37] ---**
Again?!
**[12:38] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[12:40] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[12:45] ---**
Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hicksville Beach 200 m this way ->
**[12:51] ---**
And so...
**[12:52] ---**
...we're here once again,
at Hicksville Beach.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
Sea House
**[12:56] ---**
It really is nice to see the sea, isn't it?!
**[12:59] ---**
And...
**[13:00] ---**
...sorry about this, Koyuki-chan.
**[13:01] ---**
Making you be our guardian...
**[13:04] ---**
No problemo!
**[13:05] ---**
This is nice to do from time to time!
**[13:08] ---**
Then let us go, Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[13:13] ---**
The all-too-familiar swimsuit
beauty comedy team contest!
**[13:16] ---**
Waaaahhh! I really have to?!
**[13:18] ---**
I don't wanna do a comedy team act!
**[13:21] ---**
Koyuki-dono's comedian soul has ignited.
**[13:25] ---**
Tama?
**[13:28] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's comedian's
soul has also ignited!
***SIGN*** Comedian's Soul
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[13:32] ---**
Natsumi-san.
**[13:34] ---**
Let's really try our hardest and
aim for first place this year!
**[13:37] ---**
I don't wanna try!
**[13:40] ---**
If you have a problem, come to Versailles!
***SIGN*** Aozora Keroko
**[13:43] ---**
Aozora Keroko!
**[13:44] ---**
Beef or fish?!
***SIGN*** Nankyoku Tamae
**[13:47] ---**
Nankyoku Tamae!
***SIGN*** Unabara Mois
**[13:51] ---**
Unabara Mois!
**[13:53] ---**
Wh-Why every year...
***SIGN*** Cucuruz Doan!!
**[13:55] ---**
Cucuruz Doan!
**[13:57] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[13:59] ---**
Now that Mr. Sergeant's
comedian's soul has ignited,
**[14:03] ---**
you guys ain't got a chance, eh?!
**[14:06] ---**
You probably just want the
prize again, don't you?
**[14:09] ---**
No!
**[14:10] ---**
This time, my intentions are pure!
***SIGN*** Alien with a Comedian's Soul
**[14:12] ---**
As one with a true comedian's soul,
**[14:15] ---**
I'm gonna completely dominate this contest!
**[14:18] ---**
Or, like, fighting spirit?
**[14:21] ---**
Keroro-san...
**[14:22] ---**
This year, *we* are going to win.
***SIGN*** Female Ninja with a Comedian's Soul
(Adult Version)
**[14:25] ---**
Sounds like you've brought
some pretty good material.
**[14:29] ---**
I'll be lookin' forward to our battle!
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[14:34] ---**
Okay, we're finally ready to start!
***SIGN*** Mayor
***SIGN*** Assistant
**[14:36] ---**
The Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest!
**[14:39] ---**
Our special judge
**[14:40] ---**
will be that sexy US star
you're so familiar with,
**[14:42] ---**
Melody Honey!
**[14:46] ---**
Hi!
**[14:47] ---**
Every year, coming to Hicksville beach is...
**[14:51] ---**
...a real stink...
**[14:52] ---**
Oh, pardon.
***SIGN*** Gas
**[14:54] ---**
A real *gas!*
**[14:59] ---**
Fuyuki-dono.
**[15:00] ---**
Koyuki-dono is serious this year.
**[15:03] ---**
Oh?
**[15:05] ---**
How hard Koyuki-dono has strived
for the sake of this day.
**[15:14] ---**
I shall be cheering for her
from the bottom of my heart.
**[15:17] ---**
Wow.
***SIGN*** Mayor
***SIGN*** Assistant
**[15:18] ---**
Well, then.
**[15:19] ---**
This Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[15:21] ---**
shall begin!
**[15:25] ---**
What happened?
**[15:27] ---**
That's... it is, isn't it.
**[15:32] ---**
**[15:32] ---**
**[15:35] ---**
I aaaaam...
**[15:37] ---**
...Dasonu☆Maso!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[15:39] ---**
Silence...
**[15:41] ---**
He's here!
**[15:42] ---**
That's... that heinous space
comedian who wrongs the Earth!
**[15:47] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
**[15:48] ---**
I say I want to live a simple life,
**[15:51] ---**
but I carry about 150 shop membership
cards and points cards around with me.
**[15:58] ---**
That is who I am!
**[16:01] ---**
So cold...
**[16:04] ---**
That's amazing!
**[16:06] ---**
Curse him...
**[16:07] ---**
He plans to take over
this place with laughter!
**[16:10] ---**
I'm not sure what part of it was funny.
**[16:13] ---**
Thank you!
**[16:14] ---**
Stop right there!
**[16:15] ---**
What?!
**[16:17] ---**
Heinous space comedian, leaving us speechless
with your mistimed, misplaced comedy!
**[16:23] ---**
Who?!
**[16:24] ---**
Who dares to interfere with
my presence on the stage?!
**[16:26] ---**
I'll comb straight out.
**[16:27] ---**
I'm the one interfering, of course.
**[16:31] ---**
We are the comedy warriors!
**[16:33] ---**
Koyuki! And...
**[16:34] ---**
...Natsumi...
***SIGN*** They're here!!
***SIGN*** Wooowww!
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Koyuki-dono!
**[16:38] ---**
Comedy... warriors...
**[16:40] ---**
Which means...
**[16:42] ---**
...you want to do a comedy
showdown with me, is that it?!
**[16:45] ---**
Exactly!
**[16:46] ---**
Wanna go home...
**[16:48] ---**
Oh! We will do the chimpanzee—
***SIGN*** Chim
Pan
Zee
**[16:51] ---**
No...
***SIGN*** Chim
Pan
Zee
**[16:52] ---**
We will do the *shimpan* (judging)!
***SIGN*** Shim
Pan
Zee
***SIGN*** Shim
Pan
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
**[16:54] ---**
Okay, then, best of three, please!
**[16:56] ---**
Wanna go home...
**[17:00] ---**
Th-That's... what became
of Yamada-kun, right?
**[17:03] ---**
Tamae-chan!
**[17:05] ---**
We raised this Dasonu Maso ourselves!
**[17:08] ---**
We'll see how his "I'll comb
straight out!" gags go!
**[17:10] ---**
Okay, then.
**[17:11] ---**
I will take the liberty of going first!
**[17:13] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
**[17:15] ---**
When I go out to eat with a
friend and it's time to pay,
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I say "Ah, let me,"
**[17:22] ---**
and when he replies with
"No, you don't have to,"
**[17:26] ---**
I meekly withdraw.
**[17:28] ---**
That is who I am!
**[17:32] ---**
So true, so true!
***SIGN*** It's a riot!
**[17:36] ---**
Hilarious!
**[17:37] ---**
You're killing me! You're killing me!
**[17:44] ---**
I almost burst out laughing.
**[17:46] ---**
You did?
**[17:47] ---**
We can't afford to lose, Natsumi-san!
**[17:50] ---**
When you think summer,
you think horror stories.
**[17:51] ---**
So... I'll tell a story
called the Crucifix of Evil.
**[17:55] ---**
That again?!
**[17:56] ---**
The other day, I went to the supermarket
at around 9 in the morning,
**[18:00] ---**
and unbelievably,
I found it was still closed!
**[18:03] ---**
What a pain.
**[18:04] ---**
That store... opened at 10!
**[18:08] ---**
*Aku no juujika.*
***SIGN*** Aku no Juujika (A Crucifix of Evil)
***SIGN*** Aku no juu-ji ka (So it opens at 10)
**[18:10] ---**
*Aku no juuji ka!*
**[18:14] ---**
Powerful opener!
**[18:16] ---**
A clichéd joke delivered straight!
**[18:18] ---**
Excellent!
***SIGN*** Still a riot!
**[18:20] ---**
Funny!
**[18:21] ---**
That was funny, Koyuki-dono!
**[18:23] ---**
Wasn't it, Fuyuki-dono?
**[18:24] ---**
Uh? Well... I guess...
***SIGN*** Mayor
***SIGN*** Assistant
**[18:26] ---**
Okay, Honey-san!
**[18:28] ---**
Your verdict, please!
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Maso
**[18:31] ---**
Draw!
**[18:32] ---**
I was sure that Koyuki-dono
would take that one!
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
**[18:36] ---**
Everyone! Don't change the channel!
**[18:38] ---**
All right!
**[18:40] ---**
This one will leave you reeling!
**[18:42] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
**[18:44] ---**
I say I'm a discerning man,
**[18:46] ---**
but I don't even know the difference
between regular coffee and instant coffee!
**[18:52] ---**
That is who I am!
**[18:56] ---**
Too true, too true!
***SIGN*** This is a riot, too!
**[19:01] ---**
He is a tough foe.
**[19:06] ---**
That was close... very close.
**[19:08] ---**
I almost burst out laughing again.
**[19:10] ---**
Natsumi-san, next!
**[19:12] ---**
'Kay...
**[19:13] ---**
Natsumi-san, listen!
**[19:14] ---**
A while back, I planned
to get on the 7 o'clock train,
**[19:18] ---**
but the schedule
was a complete mess!
**[19:20] ---**
What a pain.
**[19:22] ---**
It got delayed and delayed,
**[19:23] ---**
and in the end, by the time the train came,
**[19:25] ---**
it was ten o'clock!
**[19:27] ---**
How late.
**[19:28] ---**
*Noroi no juujika.*
***SIGN*** Noroi no Juujika (A Cursed Crucifix)
**[19:30] ---**
*Noroi no, juuji ka!*
***SIGN*** Noroi no, juuji ka! (So slow... it's 10!)
**[19:34] ---**
OH, MY GOD!
***SIGN*** An absolute riot!
**[19:36] ---**
Fantastic!
**[19:40] ---**
And the judgment?!
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Maso
**[19:44] ---**
Draw!
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
**[19:45] ---**
Ahhh! Another draw!
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[19:48] ---**
Everyone! Don't change the channel!
**[19:50] ---**
Darn it!
**[19:51] ---**
Then I will have to use my
forbidden secret technique!
**[19:54] ---**
Prepare yourselves, Comedy Warriors!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[19:57] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** Rose
**[19:58] ---**
When I am asked, "Can you write
the kanji for rose?"
**[20:00] ---**
I reply, "Yes, I can!"
**[20:03] ---**
and write "rose" phonetically.
***SIGN*** Rose
**[20:07] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[20:13] ---**
R-Rose...
**[20:15] ---**
You're a tough one.
**[20:17] ---**
Well, then, to finish...
**[20:18] ---**
My ultimate joke, which I developed
only after long strict training...
**[20:22] ---**
Okay, baby.
**[20:23] ---**
We're not done?
**[20:26] ---**
Today, I thought I'd cook with some gluten...
**[20:29] ---**
And you made the gluten into a cross?
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?
**[20:32] ---**
*Kyou, fu no juuji ka.*
***SIGN*** Kyou, fu no juuji ka (Today, a gluten cross)
***SIGN*** Kyoufu no Juujika (A Crucifix of Horror)
**[20:36] ---**
*Kyoufu no Juujika.*
**[20:39] ---**
How did you get it?!
**[20:40] ---**
Anyone would.
**[20:48] ---**
No way.
**[20:51] ---**
Well, this one had a clear winner!
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors
***SIGN*** Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
**[20:55] ---**
Which means this showdown is over!
***SIGN*** Assistant
**[20:58] ---**
The winner is...
**[20:59] ---**
...the Comedy Warriors!
**[21:01] ---**
Yes!
**[21:03] ---**
Utter defeat...
**[21:05] ---**
Who knew you were doing
a three-part routine?
**[21:07] ---**
Three-part routine?
**[21:10] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
***SIGN*** Utter defeat
**[21:11] ---**
I say "Utter defeat,"
**[21:14] ---**
but I never accept the loss in my mind.
**[21:14] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
**[21:16] [SONG] ---**
A great war between him and him!
**[21:17] ---**
That is who... I am...
**[21:20] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[21:20] ---**
Goodbye! Comedy Warriors!
**[21:23] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[21:26] ---**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[21:27] ---**
In the end, Dasonu☆Maso was just
happy to have some screentime.
**[21:31] ---**
See you again!
**[21:33] ---**
Adios!
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:10] ---**
Do you know the difference between
an iceberg and an ice floe?
**[23:12] ---**
The big ones are the icebergs,
**[23:14] ---**
and the little ones are ice floes?
**[23:15] ---**
Wrong.
**[23:16] ---**
Then... the ones that have
penguins are the icebergs,
***SIGN*** NO ENTRY
**[23:18] ---**
and the ones sea lions
drift down on are ice floes?
**[23:20] ---**
Wrong!
**[23:21] ---**
The ones that polar bears climb are icebergs
and the ones they walk on are ice f—
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:25] ---**
It's been... a year already since Lake Touya.
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!