# E122 - Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir! / Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDK1M/kululu-the-cursed-dvd-sir--natsumi-everythings-banned-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
It's almost the end of summer vacation,
but how is yours going?
***SIGN*** Laze
**[01:36] ---**
I have nothing to do, so I can't
wait to get back to school!
**[01:39] ---**
Is there anyone who feels that way?
**[01:41] ---**
No, huh?
**[01:43] ---**
I'm bored...
**[01:46] ---**
Are there any interesting DVDs here?
**[01:50] ---**
*Gone With the Money.*
**[01:52] ---**
*All's Well on the Pekoponian Front.*
*Monday the 13th.*
***SIGN*** Gatarian
New Year's Cards From a Battlefield
Citizen Keron
I Call Him From the Center of the World
Ke-rocky
Hoi Story 2
The Silence of the Frogs
**[01:57] ---**
*One Voicemail.* *New Year's Cards
from a Battlefield. Ke-rocky.*
**[02:00] ---**
*The Silence of the Frogs.*
**[02:03] ---**
I've seen them all.
**[02:06] ---**
Maybe I'll borrow one from Private Tamama.
***SIGN*** Tsun and Dere The Double Character of Love Let's Eat a Lot and Get Bigger Perfect Recipes for Making Sweets
**[02:09] ---**
How about something like this?
**[02:11] ---**
They are really interesting!
**[02:13] ---**
M-Maybe next time...
***SIGN*** Military Manual Compendium Full Metal Pekopon War
**[02:17] ---**
If you're interested in this,
I'll lend them to you anytime.
**[02:20] ---**
N-No, thanks...
**[02:25] ---**
What is the matter, Commander-dono?
***SIGN*** The Zazen
16-hour Special
**[02:28] ---**
N-Nothing...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[02:31] ---**
Kululu, are you in?
**[02:33] ---**
Huh? You're not here?
**[02:36] ---**
Gero?
**[02:37] ---**
What's this DVD?
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[02:41] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Open Cursed DVD You don't want to see this!
**[02:42] ---**
"Do Not Open." *Cursed DVD.*
**[02:45] ---**
"You don't want to see this!"
**[02:46] ---**
I-Is this...?
**[02:49] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:54] ---**
Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir!
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[02:59] ---**
Kululu is twisted, so a DVD that says
"You don't want to see this"
**[03:03] ---**
must actually be
really entertaining, sir!
**[03:07] ---**
Okay. I can't wait to see
what kind of DVD it is.
***SIGN*** Do Not Open
**[03:16] ---**
"Whoever sees this will
have the devil to pay.
***SIGN*** If you want to be saved...
***SIGN*** Ku-ku-ku...
**[03:19] ---**
If you want to be saved...
**[03:21] ---**
...ku-ku-ku..."
**[03:23] ---**
Kululu must be going soft if he thinks
claptrap like this will scare me!
***SIGN*** The End
**[03:34] ---**
That's it?!
***SIGN*** This operation is not allowed.
**[03:38] ---**
What is this?!
**[03:40] ---**
Stupid Kululu! He got
my hopes up for nothing!
**[03:44] ---**
Keroro-san, you shouldn't
have played that DVD.
**[03:48] ---**
Sheesh! Wasting my precious time...
**[03:51] ---**
I'm gonna give Kululu a piece of my mind!
**[03:59] ---**
Why? How?
**[04:03] ---**
Glance...
**[04:10] ---**
Strange...
**[04:12] ---**
Maybe I'm tired...
**[04:17] ---**
I... I didn't do anything!
**[04:19] ---**
S-Stay away from me! Gero?!
**[04:23] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[04:25] ---**
Gero?! Was there a tiger horse...
**[04:28] ---**
I mean, a monster in the hallway?
**[04:31] ---**
What are you talking about?
There wasn't anything.
**[04:34] ---**
Here's the game I borrowed from you.
**[04:36] ---**
Huh?
**[04:38] ---**
Then I had a vision?
**[04:40] ---**
A vision?
**[04:42] ---**
No, it couldn't be...
**[04:48] ---**
Gero!
**[04:51] ---**
What is that?!
**[04:53] ---**
I don't know!
**[04:54] ---**
It was there when I opened the door before!
**[04:58] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! It's your turn
to do the laundry today.
**[05:09] ---**
What is that?!
**[05:12] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I baked cookies!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, stupid frog, what's this about?!
**[05:25] ---**
Actually, I have no idea myself.
**[05:28] ---**
So when someone comes into the room,
nothing's out there,
**[05:33] ---**
but if we try to leave,
that weird monster is out there.
**[05:37] ---**
Then we can't leave this room?!
**[05:41] ---**
Uncle! It's time for your massage!
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, meeting promptly?
**[05:46] ---**
Don't close it!
**[05:49] ---**
Or, like, barring entry?
**[05:53] ---**
Commander-dono,
I have brought that zazen DVD.
**[05:58] ---**
That's it.
**[06:00] ---**
We'll use this to go to another room.
**[06:08] ---**
Sarge, where does this door lead?
**[06:11] ---**
Actually, that's just a painting.
**[06:16] ---**
Huh? Oh, yeah.
***SIGN*** Just a Painting
**[06:18] ---**
I didn't realize it.
**[06:20] ---**
Don't do confusing stuff at a time like this!
**[06:23] ---**
So this whole room is a trap
without any exit?
**[06:27] ---**
Or, like, one-way traffic?
**[06:30] ---**
Why do I have to be shut up in here?!
**[06:33] ---**
I guess it's because of that cursed DVD.
**[06:36] ---**
Cursed DVD?
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[06:38] ---**
It all started after I played this DVD
I found in Kululu's room.
**[06:43] ---**
Why did you borrow a
suspicious DVD like that?
**[06:47] ---**
I thought the packaging was camouflage.
**[06:50] ---**
Don't tell me you took it from Kululu's
room without even asking him?!
**[06:54] ---**
That's it!
**[06:56] ---**
There's still Giroro!
**[07:00] ---**
Skull 1, Skull 1. If you
receive this, please respond.
**[07:04] ---**
This is White Rock. If you
receive this, please respond.
**[07:08] ---**
This is Skull 1.
**[07:09] ---**
I was just about to go to your room.
**[07:12] ---**
Yes!
**[07:13] ---**
Skull 1, I want you to listen
carefully to what I'm about to say.
**[07:21] ---**
Okay. Go ahead.
**[07:35] ---**
What is this mood?
***SIGN*** Exercising Self-Imposed Restraint
**[07:39] ---**
Why did you walk right in?!
**[07:41] ---**
You should've picked up on the tension!
**[07:42] ---**
I have lost respect for you!
**[07:44] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[07:45] ---**
I don't believe you, Corporal!
**[07:49] ---**
Why?
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[07:51] ---**
If we play it backwards, things
will probably go back to normal.
**[07:55] ---**
What if we turn it over and then play it?
**[07:58] ---**
Let's just destroy it!
**[08:01] ---**
M-Mois-dono, please refrain
from destroying it.
**[08:05] ---**
F-For now, let's try
playing it one more time.
**[08:09] ---**
What are you talking about?!
That's how all this started!
**[08:13] ---**
We've got nothing to lose!
**[08:16] ---**
It's like fighting fire with fire.
***SIGN*** The End
**[08:22] ---**
Has anything changed?
**[08:23] ---**
No. There's nothing.
**[08:27] ---**
What?
**[08:28] ---**
I don't know...
**[08:31] ---**
Up! Up!
**[08:34] ---**
Gero! What is this?!
**[08:36] ---**
The ceiling's coming down!
**[08:38] ---**
And there's a spinning propeller!
**[08:40] ---**
At this rate, we'll be torn apart
by the propeller!
**[08:43] ---**
Or, like, total despair?
**[08:47] ---**
Giroro! Wake up already!
**[08:48] ---**
Take responsibility by giving the
monster out there a whupping!
**[08:53] ---**
W-What the heck are you?!
***SIGN*** Exercising Self-Imposed Restraint...
***SIGN*** Heroic
Misery
Gruesome
Cruel
Bludgeon
Nightmare
Massacre
Merciless
Destruction
Obliteration
**[09:02] ---**
Tiger horse...
**[09:04] ---**
What are you doing, you useless lout?!
**[09:07] ---**
You're the useless one!
**[09:09] ---**
Jeez! What are we gonna do?
**[09:11] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:13] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[09:16] ---**
...I'll just have to open this door!
**[09:18] ---**
But that door's just a painting, right?
***SIGN*** Just a Painting
***SIGN*** Two-dimensional World Anime Setup Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Keep Things Consistent Play It By Ear Pre-established Harmony Desperation
**[09:21] ---**
The people who are watching don't know that.
**[09:24] ---**
And no one's called me on it...
**[09:27] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[09:28] ---**
Shut up, shut up!
**[09:30] ---**
I didn't ask for your opinion!
**[09:33] ---**
It opened!
**[09:34] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[09:37] ---**
Yes! No tiger horse out there!
**[09:39] ---**
Let's get out of here, everyone!
**[09:55] ---**
Or, like, perfect escape?
**[09:57] ---**
Not quite...
**[09:59] ---**
Overconfidence can be very dangerous.
**[10:09] ---**
We're back to normal!
**[10:11] ---**
Yay!
**[10:12] ---**
We did it!
**[10:14] ---**
Or, like, nicely settled?
**[10:17] ---**
Well, we made it back, happily ever after.
**[10:22] ---**
Jeez. Next time, don't bring us into it.
**[10:25] ---**
Starfruit, everyone!
**[10:28] ---**
Kululu, you rat...
**[10:34] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[10:35] ---**
We were in a dicey situation,
and it's all your fault!
**[10:37] ---**
What are you referring to?
**[10:40] ---**
This! Thanks to this,
we had to hole up in my room,
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[10:43] ---**
the ceiling came down, and there
was a tiger horse outside the door!
***SIGN*** The End
**[10:54] ---**
Gero?
**[10:56] ---**
A tiger horse, eh?
**[10:58] ---**
Gero!
**[10:59] ---**
Did it look like this?
**[11:01] ---**
Gero!
**[11:03] ---**
E-Everyone, Kululu's face...
**[11:06] ---**
It looked like this?
**[11:07] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[11:23] ---**
It's bad manners to borrow something from
your friend without permission, everyone.
**[11:28] ---**
It may cost you dearly.
**[11:41] ---**
It really is hot, isn't it?
**[11:44] ---**
When it's hot like this,
doesn't it make you irritated?
**[11:47] ---**
Things that usually don't bother you
**[11:50] ---**
suddenly get on your nerves.
**[11:53] ---**
Like you!
***SIGN*** Narration Banned
**[11:56] ---**
Narration is banned!
**[12:02] ---**
Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!
**[12:08] ---**
Hardboiled.
**[12:10] ---**
Being cold-hearted, ruthless, unfeeling.
**[12:12] ---**
Carrying out a mission is a way of life.
**[12:16] ---**
Cold-heartedly polishing a weapon...
***SIGN*** Recoilless Ground to-Air/Ship Rocket Launcher Matchlock Heat Gun
**[12:19] ---**
Ruthlessly putting sticky notes
in a weapons catalog...
***SIGN*** Fight Each Other in a Friendly Fashion! Soft Hammer Set Monthly Weapon Catalog Special Feature: Is there still time?! This summer, establish the lead with your rival!
**[12:25] ---**
Sitting unfeelingly before a campfire...
**[12:33] ---**
It's hot...
**[12:34] ---**
On the battlefield, he's a red ogre...
make that a *demon!*
**[12:37] ---**
He's the living example of "hardboiled."
And his name is...
**[12:41] ---**
Hey, Giroro!
**[12:44] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[12:46] ---**
W-What do you want?
**[12:47] ---**
Don't stand behind me...
**[12:54] ---**
What was that for?!
**[12:55] ---**
It's uncomfortably hot!
***SIGN*** Maximum Temperature 36 Degrees C
**[12:58] ---**
A-A campfire is indispensable for survival!
**[13:01] ---**
Don't waste your breath!
**[13:02] ---**
W-Wait a second...
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[13:04] ---**
Campfires are banned!
**[13:08] ---**
Sheesh!
**[13:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi is in a bad mood, huh?
**[13:14] ---**
Gero?
**[13:15] ---**
I'm going to the library.
**[13:17] ---**
I... I thought we were gonna
play this video game...
**[13:19] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[13:21] ---**
This heat makes Sis a walking
time bomb, so change of plans.
**[13:25] ---**
When she gets like this,
everything is banned.
**[13:29] ---**
Everything is banned?
**[13:31] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Occult
**[13:32] ---**
I couldn't take it if she put
a moratorium on the occult.
***SIGN*** Banned
**[13:35] ---**
Banned!
**[13:38] ---**
You should evacuate too, Sarge.
**[13:41] ---**
See you later!
**[13:43] ---**
Hey, Master Fuyuki...
**[13:45] ---**
"Evacuate." He exaggerates!
***SIGN*** Shudder
**[13:49] ---**
Gulp!
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[13:53] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[13:54] ---**
How are you today?
**[13:57] ---**
You didn't finish cleaning the toilets!
**[14:00] ---**
I bet you were working on
your Gundam models again!
**[14:03] ---**
Actually, I was...
**[14:05] ---**
Gundam models are banned for you!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[14:07] ---**
Gundam models... banned?!
***SIGN*** Banned
**[14:09] ---**
Gero!
**[14:12] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi?
**[14:13] ---**
Think calmly about this.
**[14:16] ---**
I'm sure there are better things
to ban than Gundam models.
**[14:20] ---**
Like what?
**[14:21] ---**
Um... well...
**[14:24] ---**
I know!
**[14:27] ---**
I... I'm a soldier.
**[14:30] ---**
I have a strong will, discipline,
**[14:33] ---**
and am like an immovable mountain.
**[14:40] ---**
Natsumi!
**[14:42] ---**
Have you come to apologize after
feeling bad about imposing
**[14:45] ---**
your campfire ban nonsense?
**[14:47] ---**
That is a violation.
**[14:48] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[14:58] ---**
That is a violation.
**[15:01] ---**
Natsumi! No...
**[15:04] ---**
What are you?!
**[15:05] ---**
I am Violation Patrol Machine 723.
**[15:09] ---**
My mission is to crack down on violations.
**[15:11] ---**
This area has been designated
as a weapons-free zone.
**[15:15] ---**
What?! Gimme a break!
**[15:17] ---**
Who decided that and when?!
***SIGN*** Originator: Hinata Natsumi No! Absolutely not! Effective as of 1:43 pm today
**[15:19] ---**
Hinata Natsumi put that rule
into effect today at 1:43 pm.
**[15:24] ---**
Natsumi?! And I was just
**[15:26] ---**
polishing my rifle!
***SIGN*** Originator: Hinata Natsumi No! Absolutely not! Effective as of 1:43 pm today
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[15:28] ---**
Weapons are weapons.
**[15:30] ---**
Please cooperate for the sake
of a happy, healthy way of life.
**[15:34] ---**
Normally, I would shoot a thing
like this right out of the air...
**[15:38] ---**
...but that design is underhanded!
**[15:40] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:42] ---**
Fine!
**[15:43] ---**
You have no problem if I
just leave this area, right?
**[15:47] ---**
That is a violation.
***SIGN*** Eye Beam
Has the destructive capability
of piercing 723 sheets of iron!
**[15:50] ---**
Love Beam! It has the destructive capability
of piercing 723 sheets of iron.
**[15:56] ---**
Darn it!
**[15:57] ---**
That is a violation.
***SIGN*** Summer Blizzard: Freezes everything at -723 degrees!
**[16:00] ---**
Summer Blizzard!
**[16:01] ---**
It freezes everything
to the tune of minus 723 degrees!
**[16:04] ---**
I'm frozen stiff...
**[16:06] ---**
That is a violation.
**[16:08] ---**
Summer Fire! 723-degree flames!
***SIGN*** Summer Fire: 723-degree flames!
A real number conveys
a vivid idea of how hot it is!
**[16:11] ---**
A real number conveys a
vivid idea of how hot it is!
**[16:14] ---**
Please have good manners for
the sake of a cheerful society.
**[16:18] ---**
This way, you don't have trouble
yourself, Lady Natsumi.
**[16:21] ---**
This wonderful device is on the
lookout for everything that you ban.
**[16:24] ---**
What do you think?
**[16:26] ---**
It's okay.
**[16:28] ---**
Right? Right?
**[16:29] ---**
I was just about to have Kululu
**[16:31] ---**
mass-produce 723, so a complete
**[16:34] ---**
weapons ban can be achieved.
**[16:38] ---**
So please! Please lift the ban on
my Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[16:44] ---**
Gero!
**[16:48] ---**
Fine. But if you slack off
on doing your chores again,
**[16:52] ---**
you know what'll happen.
**[16:53] ---**
R-Roger, ma'am!
**[16:56] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[16:58] ---**
You...
**[17:00] ---**
I... I'm sure I won't have
any problems if I'm in here.
**[17:10] ---**
All right...
**[17:13] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:15] ---**
Hot!
**[17:18] ---**
Rats!
**[17:20] ---**
Now I'm determined.
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[17:22] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:27] ---**
This should be...
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[17:31] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:32] ---**
Darn it!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[17:34] ---**
That is a violation!
**[17:36] ---**
Weapons may be hazardous to your health.
**[17:37] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:38] ---**
You have a weapon fixation.
**[17:48] ---**
I should be fine all the way up here, right?
**[17:54] ---**
All right, let's expand the area a bit more
and increase the sensitivity.
***SIGN*** 723: Sensitivity Area
**[17:58] ---**
That is a violation.
**[18:00] ---**
You...!
**[18:16] ---**
That is a violation!
**[18:19] ---**
Darn it. Then never mind
the Pekopon invasion.
**[18:22] ---**
There's not even a place for me here.
**[18:25] ---**
Don't tell me that's...
**[18:27] ---**
That's what Natsumi wants?
**[18:31] ---**
If that's the case...
**[18:37] ---**
Farewell, Natsumi.
**[18:39] ---**
In order to master the hardboiled path...
**[18:44] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[18:47] ---**
So I advised Lady Natsumi to ban weapons!
**[18:51] ---**
That's my Mr. Sergeant! You're a rascal!
**[18:55] ---**
If she banned sweets...
**[18:58] ---**
If she banned Gundam models...
**[19:01] ---**
I couldn't take it!
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha!
**[19:04] ---**
Gero!
**[19:06] ---**
So that's what it is.
**[19:09] ---**
You dared to make light of a soldier's soul!
**[19:13] ---**
Gero!
**[19:14] ---**
I was just going along with
Lady Natsumi's wishes!
**[19:18] ---**
Weapons are a violation!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[19:23] ---**
That is a violation.
**[19:29] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[19:31] ---**
See? I told you so!
**[19:34] ---**
You two are also in violation.
**[19:36] ---**
That is a violation.
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[19:38] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[19:39] ---**
He's the one with the weapon!
**[19:41] ---**
Hey! You had better wait another ten years
before picking a fight with Mr. Sergeant...
**[19:48] ---**
Why...?
**[19:50] ---**
You're holding an article
that can scrape an object.
***SIGN*** Filing Iron: Attacking Power Blunt Weapon: Attacking Power
**[19:53] ---**
It is clearly a weapon that
possesses destructive force.
***SIGN*** Farting: Attacking Power Tamama Impact: Attacking Power Boxing: Attacking Power
**[19:56] ---**
Your entire body is a weapon.
**[19:59] ---**
Your very existence is a violation.
**[20:01] ---**
Darn it!
**[20:04] ---**
Please stop committing violations.
**[20:06] ---**
Otherwise, we will kill you.
**[20:09] ---**
Is it my imagination?
They seem a little out of control.
**[20:13] ---**
Violator detected. Violator detected.
**[20:16] ---**
Using a weapon in the kitchen.
**[20:19] ---**
Rush to the kitchen. Rush to the kitchen.
**[20:23] ---**
Kitchen?! They mean...
**[20:26] ---**
It's finally cooled off.
**[20:29] ---**
It was so hot this afternoon that
I couldn't help feeling annoyed.
***SIGN*** Casually
**[20:32] ---**
I'd better apologize to Giroro.
**[20:34] ---**
Weapon found! Weapon found!
**[20:37] ---**
That is a violation.
**[20:39] ---**
That is a violation.
**[20:41] ---**
This area has been designated
a weapon-free zone.
**[20:44] ---**
M-Me?
**[20:46] ---**
You are holding a very dangerous weapon.
***SIGN*** Paring Knife: Attacking Power
**[20:49] ---**
Therefore, you shall be punished.
**[20:51] ---**
Weapon? What punishment?
**[20:54] ---**
That is a violation. That is a violation.
**[20:57] ---**
That is a violation. That is a violation.
**[21:00] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[21:06] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:06] ---**
Gimme that!
**[21:11] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
**[21:12] ---**
All of you are in violation!
**[21:14] ---**
Huh? I... I possess a weapon...
***SIGN*** Summer Fire: Attacking Power
Love Beam: Attacking Power
Summer Blizzard: Attacking Power
Weapons Banned
**[21:16] [SONG] ---**
My password is "giro giro giro."
***SIGN*** Summer Fire: Attacking Power
Love Beam: Attacking Power
Summer Blizzard: Attacking Power
Weapons Banned
**[21:18] ---**
I possess a... possess a weapon...
**[21:20] [SONG] ---**
Lucky number, 723.
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[21:22] ---**
I possess a weapon and am
therefore in violation.
**[21:25] ---**
In violation! In violation!
In violation! In violation!
**[21:30] ---**
Look out!
**[21:32] ---**
Love Beam! Summer Fire!
**[21:41] ---**
They can look for violations
on the other side.
**[21:45] ---**
Um, Giroro...
**[21:48] ---**
About today...
**[21:49] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[21:51] ---**
Don't be.
**[21:55] ---**
It doesn't suit you.
***SIGN*** Apologizing to me is a violation.
**[21:59] ---**
Apologizing to me is a violation.
**[22:05] ---**
Even if it makes him blush,
**[22:07] ---**
he's a man who sticks to his own way of life.
***SIGN*** Apologizing to me
is a violation.
**[22:10] ---**
That is hardboiled Corporal Giroro.
**[22:14] ---**
Of course.
**[22:16] ---**
There are 49 days left until
the Pekopon invasion deadline.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Tamama here.
**[23:54] ---**
If a tortoise and a hare had a race,
I think the tortoise would have a jet pack
***SIGN*** Work diligently,
step by step!
**[23:58] ---**
that would let him fly through the air.
A dirty trick, but he would win easily.
**[24:02] ---**
I admire that kind of tricky tortoise!
***SIGN*** Scary Steamed Buns
**[24:04] ---**
That aside, would you be happy if the o-bon
holiday and New Year's came together?
**[24:08] ---**
"The Hinata Family's Homecoming, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Tamama and the Turtle, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!