# E148 - Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir! / Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPWZM/koyuki-in-historical-wonderland-sir--keroro-lets-pounce-on-chuubei-sama-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
In a rural town apart from the city,
**[01:34] ---**
here stands the famous
"Historical Wonderland"!
***SIGN*** Historical Wonderland
**[01:37] ---**
Wow, we're really here, Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Barrier - Historical Wonderland Entrance
**[01:40] ---**
We're suddenly at the barrier! The barrier!
***SIGN*** Tickets
**[01:43] ---**
Since we came here, we have
to pounce on that one guy.
**[01:46] ---**
That one guy?
***SIGN*** Commanding
**[01:48] ---**
You didn't know? He's really popular now.
**[01:51] ---**
They say good things will happen
if you pounce on him!
***SIGN*** Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama
***SIGN*** Chuu!
**[01:54] ---**
Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
***SIGN*** Find and Pounce on Him!
**[01:57] ---**
He's soooo cute!
**[02:00] ---**
Giroro, thank you for
coming as our guardian.
**[02:03] ---**
Thanks to you, Mom allowed this.
**[02:06] ---**
Well, I judged that it was a good chance
to experience the long-ago Pekopon.
**[02:11] ---**
Let me guard you firmly!
**[02:13] ---**
Now, let's go, Natsumi-san!
**[02:15] ---**
Sure!
**[02:17] ---**
That woman!
***SIGN*** That woman
**[02:23] ---**
Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir!
***SIGN*** Transformation Place
**[02:28] ---**
Wow, I feel like I've turned
into a different person!
**[02:31] ---**
It looks pretty good on you, Fuyuki!
**[02:33] ---**
N-Natsumi, it looks very good on you too.
**[02:37] ---**
Thank you!
**[02:38] ---**
Say, where's Koyuki-chan?
**[02:42] ---**
Did you call for me?
**[02:43] ---**
Huh? Isn't that your usual ninja outfit?
**[02:47] ---**
I wanted to walk around in this
like normal, for a change.
**[02:50] ---**
I see! Here, it's not strange
for a ninja to be around.
**[02:55] ---**
Sarge probably wanted to come, too.
**[02:58] ---**
Don't even joke about that!
**[03:00] ---**
After messing up the bathroom like that,
he has to stay home and clean up!
**[03:05] ---**
Ooh!
**[03:07] ---**
Check out that huge koi!
**[03:09] ---**
Wait, Sarge did come!
**[03:11] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[03:13] ---**
Will you not be in trouble
if Natchi finds you?
**[03:16] ---**
It's fine!
**[03:17] ---**
Just because I made the bathroom
into a Jaburo-style diorama,
**[03:21] ---**
she left me behind! Isn't that terrible?!
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, anyone would get mad.
**[03:26] ---**
Honestly, that Lady Natsumi,
**[03:28] ---**
she wields the power of
the purse all she wants!
**[03:32] ---**
Goodness! Did I step on
something just now?
**[03:37] ---**
Let me explain!
**[03:38] ---**
Because of the anti-barrier, normal
people can't see Sarge and Tamama.
**[03:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:44] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:45] ---**
What was that?!
**[03:46] ---**
If ya got a complaint, come at me!
**[03:49] ---**
Ya coming, dang coward?!
**[03:51] ---**
Or, like, extreme rudeness?
**[03:54] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[03:56] ---**
That was acting.
**[03:57] ---**
It's just acting!
**[03:59] ---**
Acting?
**[04:00] ---**
There are actors mixed into the people
walking around here,
**[04:04] ---**
and they do that sort of performance.
**[04:07] ---**
This says that my beloved
Mito Moan-Moan-sama is here, too!
***SIGN*** Mito Moan-Moan is coming!
**[04:10] ---**
See?
**[04:12] ---**
Moan-Moan-sama?
**[04:14] ---**
I am the one moaning here!
**[04:16] ---**
You are talking like a couple!
***SIGN*** Ninja Trap House
**[04:19] ---**
"Ninja Trap House"...
**[04:21] ---**
Wow, they have a place like this, too!
**[04:24] ---**
There's a slanted room,
and a giant labyrinth!
**[04:26] ---**
Wondermouse Chuubei-sama
may be hidden there!
**[04:29] ---**
A trap house, huh...
**[04:31] ---**
My kind of place.
**[04:32] ---**
Move to fight!
**[04:34] ---**
Move to fight!
**[04:40] ---**
Mrgh...
***SIGN*** Moan
***SIGN*** Moan
**[04:44] ---**
There are still villains left in this world.
**[04:48] ---**
How lamentable!
**[04:51] ---**
Moan-Moan!
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, no! Our esteemed lord is
lamenting the world again!
**[04:56] ---**
He has started moaning and moaning!
***SIGN*** Moan moan moan...
**[04:58] ---**
Moan, moan...
**[04:59] ---**
It's Mito Moan-Moan-sama!
**[05:01] ---**
A roadside attraction?
**[05:04] ---**
Suke-Suke-san, Kaku-Kaku-san!
**[05:06] ---**
Agreed!
**[05:06] ---**
Leave it to us!
**[05:07] ---**
Get them!
**[05:13] ---**
This feels pretty genuine!
**[05:27] ---**
This brings back memories...
**[05:30] ---**
Ooh! It's a Moan-Moan-sama attraction!
**[05:33] ---**
Gotta get closer!
**[05:34] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:38] ---**
So cool!
**[05:40] ---**
Gero?
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[05:44] ---**
Look out!
**[05:50] ---**
Koyuki-chan?!
**[05:56] ---**
Whew, she's safe!
**[05:57] ---**
Who's that girl?
**[05:58] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[06:00] ---**
Thank you. You're pretty good.
**[06:02] ---**
S-Sorry to intrude!
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:05] ---**
Yumika-dono!
**[06:08] ---**
Suke-Suke-san, Kaku-Kaku-san.
**[06:10] ---**
Agreed!
***SIGN*** Heart
**[06:11] ---**
Take heed, take heed!
**[06:13] ---**
Do you see this family crest?!
**[06:16] ---**
The person standing here is the
country's general of fortune!
**[06:20] ---**
Mito Moan-Moan-sama is here!
**[06:25] ---**
There it is! I was waiting!
**[06:27] ---**
Where's Azumaya-san?
**[06:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:32] ---**
C-Could it be I've...
***SIGN*** Mo! Mo!
***SIGN*** Mo! Mo!
**[06:34] ---**
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
**[06:36] ---**
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
**[06:36] ---**
It appears that Moan-Moan-sama was
able to return this street to normal!
**[06:40] ---**
With this, our attraction is now over!
**[06:43] ---**
Shock! I've missed the best part!
**[06:46] ---**
Now, everyone, this paper
we passed out earlier is,
**[06:50] ---**
as a matter of fact,
"Wrapped Offering" paper!
**[06:54] ---**
If you enjoyed this performance,
**[06:56] ---**
please wrap that feeling in this paper,
**[06:59] ---**
and throw it at us. Thank you very much!
**[07:17] ---**
W-Wrapped offering...
***SIGN*** Wrapped Offering
***SIGN*** Full House
**[07:29] ---**
Art!
***SIGN*** Art
**[07:32] ---**
I'll get wrapped offerings!
**[07:34] ---**
This emotion! This excitement!
**[07:36] ---**
This is the one and only item
my soul desires!
**[07:40] ---**
I want wrapped offerings!
**[07:42] ---**
It was the moment that lit
Sarge's artist soul on fire!
**[07:47] ---**
Why did I go and do that?
**[07:49] ---**
I mustn't, I mustn't!
**[07:51] ---**
Found you!
**[07:53] ---**
G-Got a little time?
***SIGN*** Tea
**[07:57] ---**
Huh, so your name's Koyuki-chan.
***SIGN*** Nabeyaki Udon Sukiyaki Udon
**[08:00] ---**
You were really ninja-y!
Where did you learn to do that?
**[08:03] ---**
Um, it's a secret!
**[08:05] ---**
Do you belong to an action team somewhere?
**[08:07] ---**
No, I don't.
**[08:09] ---**
Say, in that case, would you join our team?
**[08:12] ---**
This is your place to live!
***SIGN*** Seashore Mochi
**[08:14] ---**
Eh? My place to live?
**[08:17] ---**
That's right! Well?!
**[08:18] ---**
Yumika, let's go get ready for the next one.
**[08:21] ---**
Coming!
**[08:22] ---**
Well, think it over!
***SIGN*** Seashore Mochi
**[08:23] ---**
See you later!
***SIGN*** Green Tea
**[08:27] ---**
My place to live, huh...
**[08:32] ---**
Koyuki...
**[08:34] ---**
From now on, your place to live is here.
**[08:37] ---**
Right, Chief!
**[08:38] ---**
The times have changed, and the reason for a
shinobi's existence has completely vanished.
**[08:43] ---**
The time has come for
you to leave this place.
**[08:45] ---**
From now on, you will all place yourselves
in the everyday world, and live normally.
**[08:51] ---**
Farewell... Farewell, everyone!
**[08:54] ---**
I'll see you again someday!
**[09:00] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[09:03] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:04] ---**
Natsumi-dono and the others
are looking for you.
**[09:08] ---**
Okay!
**[09:10] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[09:12] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
***SIGN*** Decorations Shop
**[09:15] ---**
I was looking for you!
**[09:16] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:17] ---**
Why are they hugging each other?!
***SIGN*** Tea
**[09:21] ---**
Say, isn't it pretty lively over there?
**[09:24] ---**
Wondermouse Chuubei-sama?!
**[09:26] ---**
Let's go see!
**[09:28] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:29] ---**
Tamamaya-sama, please forgive me!
**[09:32] ---**
Geheheheh! I'll bully you!
**[09:34] ---**
What the?
**[09:35] ---**
Mois-chan?!
**[09:36] ---**
Tamama?
***SIGN*** Serious
For Real
**[09:40] ---**
Yah!
**[09:40] ---**
Oh, no, no!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, noooo!
**[09:43] ---**
Tamaaaa!
**[09:46] ---**
C-Could it be that you're...!
**[09:48] ---**
It's got nothing to do with me.
**[09:50] ---**
Kogarashi Kerojirou-sama! Please save me!
**[09:53] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[09:55] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[09:56] ---**
It's got... nothing to do with m...
**[10:00] ---**
Hey, what are you doing here?
**[10:03] ---**
What happened to staying home
and cleaning the bathroom?
**[10:05] ---**
Wh-Who might you be?
**[10:07] ---**
Quit joking and go home, now!
**[10:10] ---**
J-Just until I get wrapped offerings...
**[10:14] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! You-know-what!
**[10:16] ---**
Roger!
**[10:23] ---**
Wha? Wha-wha-wha?!
**[10:24] ---**
What? What's that? An attraction?
**[10:29] ---**
I don't know which town you're from, girl,
**[10:31] ---**
but I won't let you interfere!
**[10:34] ---**
Please, help me out!
**[10:35] ---**
Great Demon!
**[10:40] ---**
Yes! Igarin!
**[10:46] ---**
Gero!
**[10:50] ---**
We synched up well.
**[10:51] ---**
Hmph! Just this time.
**[10:53] ---**
Why, you!
**[10:54] ---**
Slay them! Cut them down!
**[10:57] ---**
Ah, that is a line the villain says
before getting killed.
**[11:01] ---**
That's too much, Keroro!
**[11:07] ---**
I'll let you off there for today!
**[11:12] ---**
Mo?
**[11:13] ---**
That startled me!
**[11:15] ---**
What was that, just now?
**[11:21] ---**
Mo, mo, mo, mo...
***SIGN*** Barrier - Historical Wonderland Entrance
***SIGN*** Tickets
**[11:24] ---**
Thank you for inviting me!
**[11:26] ---**
But I have friends precious to me,
and I must protect the peace of the world.
**[11:32] ---**
The peace of the world?
**[11:36] ---**
For such an amazing reason,
it can't be helped.
**[11:40] ---**
Later!
**[11:42] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:44] ---**
We couldn't find Wondermouse Chuubei-sama.
**[11:47] ---**
But, it was fun!
**[11:49] ---**
Let's all go together next time!
**[11:51] ---**
Today appears to have been
a good day for Koyuki-dono.
**[11:57] ---**
Place yourselves in the everyday
world, and live normally...
**[12:01] ---**
Just now... it couldn't be...
**[12:09] ---**
My wrapped offerings!
**[12:20] ---**
Now, what is everyone doing after
returning from Historical Wonderland?
**[12:26] ---**
It sure does feel nice to have a clean bath!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm happy you're letting me
spend the night tonight!
**[12:32] ---**
Natsumi-san, I'll wash your back!
**[12:34] ---**
Grr...
**[12:36] ---**
Darn it!
**[12:37] ---**
What's this "I'll wash your back" stuff?!
**[12:40] ---**
Meanwhile, the sergeant is...
***SIGN*** Moan-Moan
***SIGN*** Moan
Moan
***SIGN*** Moan
Moan
**[12:43] ---**
Man...
**[12:44] ---**
I wanted to go into the Ninja Trap House!
***SIGN*** Historical Wonderland
**[12:47] ---**
And do the Shuriken Throw, too!
***SIGN*** Ooh!!
Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama
Manjuu!
***SIGN*** Includes Me!
***SIGN*** Limited Item
***SIGN*** Delicious!
Dumplings
Red Bean Soup
Historical Wonderland
Shuriken Throw
**[12:50] ---**
Gero! I forgot to buy Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama manjuu!
**[12:54] ---**
Oh, wow, it has a figure included, too!
**[12:57] ---**
That reminds me, I haven't
pounced on Chuubei-sama!
**[13:04] ---**
It can't be helped. I'll just sleep.
**[13:18] ---**
Can I really leave it at this?!
**[13:22] ---**
A suspicious presence...
**[13:25] ---**
As I thought...
**[13:27] ---**
...there's someone here.
**[13:32] ---**
"Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!"
**[13:38] ---**
I wish Kululu had come with us, too.
**[13:41] ---**
Can't this wait until tomorrow?
Nobody will be there.
**[13:45] ---**
That's why it's good.
We can play all we want, sir.
**[13:48] ---**
Hey! Isn't that risky?
**[13:50] ---**
That's right! Don't be like them, kids!
**[13:52] ---**
Listen up.
**[13:54] ---**
You know that Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama is there, right?
**[13:57] ---**
What about him?
**[13:58] ---**
Good things will happen if you pounce on him.
**[14:00] ---**
A-Apparently so.
**[14:02] ---**
Then, what would you consider
a good thing, Giroro?
**[14:05] ---**
A good thing?
**[14:08] ---**
I'll wash your back, Gi-ro-ro!
**[14:13] ---**
I'll give you a chance to have
that good thing happen!
**[14:20] ---**
Giroro's getting into it!
**[14:22] ---**
Wait for me, please!
**[14:27] ---**
Woah, do we have it all to ourselves?
**[14:29] ---**
I-Isn't this somewhat scary?
**[14:32] ---**
Like something will appear...
**[14:34] ---**
Ah! You are scared!
**[14:37] ---**
No, I'm not!
***SIGN*** Decorations Shop
**[14:45] ---**
Snerk snerk snerk!
**[14:53] ---**
Are you left behind?
**[14:58] ---**
Wh-What? There was a voice just now?
**[15:04] ---**
Namahage demon!
**[15:13] ---**
Gero... This is pretty difficult.
**[15:17] ---**
Yah!
**[15:18] ---**
Where could Giroro-senpai have gone?
**[15:21] ---**
Yah!
**[15:22] ---**
Probably playing somewhere?
**[15:25] ---**
Oh, you finally hit it!
**[15:27] ---**
"Finally" was unnecessary.
**[15:29] ---**
Thanks to Giroro-senpai,
I'm all alone with Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:34] ---**
I should have brought Mois-dono along, too.
**[15:38] ---**
Say, say, Mr. Sergeant,
let us take a photo to remember this!
**[15:42] ---**
Ooh, you brought a camera!
**[15:47] ---**
So, where will we take it?
**[15:51] ---**
I will show her this lovey-dovey
photo of me and Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:55] ---**
No way!
**[15:56] ---**
This can't be real! Give back my Uncle!
**[16:00] ---**
No can do!
***SIGN*** Geh heh heh heh heh...
**[16:05] ---**
Ooh! We'll take it over there!
***SIGN*** Geh heh heh heh heh...
***SIGN*** Crooked Mansion
**[16:07] ---**
The Crooked Mansion?
**[16:11] ---**
Ge-Gero...
**[16:13] ---**
This slanted room is kinda making me ill.
**[16:17] ---**
My brains feel all weird.
**[16:18] ---**
Okay, Mr. Sergeant, let us take it now!
**[16:23] ---**
Okay, cheese!
***SIGN*** We Can't Show This!
**[16:30] ---**
This is terrible.
***SIGN*** Exit
**[16:31] ---**
I got sick...
**[16:34] ---**
Renovating.
***SIGN*** Renovating Entry Forbidden
**[16:36] ---**
Entry forbidden.
***SIGN*** Renovating
Entry Forbidden
***SIGN*** Cave Labyrinth
**[16:37] ---**
A cave labyrinth?
**[16:40] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[16:44] ---**
When you're told not to go in,
that makes you want to go in, sir!
**[16:48] ---**
My heart is pounding!
**[16:52] ---**
Say, Mr. Sergeant,
**[16:54] ---**
what does this Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama look like again?
**[16:57] ---**
Gero?
**[16:58] ---**
Let's see...
**[17:00] ---**
I dare say his main features are his two
round eyes and his three mousy whiskers.
**[17:05] ---**
Would he look, say, like that?
**[17:07] ---**
Gero?
**[17:10] ---**
Gero! Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
**[17:12] ---**
For real?!
**[17:14] ---**
Pounce on him!
**[17:15] ---**
Yay! You are under arrest!
**[17:17] ---**
Yah!
**[17:18] ---**
We did it!
**[17:20] ---**
We pounced on Chuubei-sama!
**[17:22] ---**
Now good things will happen to us!
**[17:24] ---**
I will take a picture!
**[17:27] ---**
What is a Keronian doing embracing me?!
**[17:32] ---**
Gah! Viper!
**[17:35] ---**
Looking carefully, the mark on his back
does look like round eyes,
**[17:39] ---**
and there are three mousy
whiskers underneath...
***SIGN*** The Real One
**[17:43] ---**
That's so misleading!
**[17:45] ---**
I am Viper Jounosuke!
***SIGN*** Viper Jounosuke
**[17:48] ---**
My grandma always told me
**[17:51] ---**
that these three lines on my back
are rightful proof of a villainous alien!
**[17:56] ---**
G-Gero!
**[17:57] ---**
Why is such a villain here?
**[17:59] ---**
Oh, you wanna hear?
**[18:00] ---**
Four hundred years ago,
**[18:02] ---**
it was here I obtained the legendary
sword, "Ginshari no Tachi."
**[18:06] ---**
And then, I confronted my old enemy, the
cherry blossom blizzard space police officer!
**[18:13] ---**
However, I was defeated.
**[18:15] ---**
I lost Ginshari no Tachi,
**[18:17] ---**
and was captured and exiled to outer space!
**[18:22] ---**
Four hundred years later, I finally
succeeded in breaking out of prison,
**[18:26] ---**
and returned here to search
for the longsword I lost then!
**[18:31] ---**
Gero... and now we've bumped into him.
**[18:34] ---**
What rotten luck!
**[18:36] ---**
And now...
**[18:37] ---**
...I have found it!
**[18:39] ---**
Gero!
**[18:42] ---**
To commemorate its four-hundredth year here,
**[18:45] ---**
first I'll make you scum
a sacrifice to this blade!
***SIGN*** Scum
**[18:48] ---**
Wh-Why me?!
**[18:50] ---**
I am so glad it is Mr. Sergeant...
**[18:52] ---**
After after that, you moron!
***SIGN*** Moron
**[18:53] ---**
What?! One is enough!
**[18:56] ---**
A-Anyway, let's run away!
**[18:58] ---**
What was that?!
**[18:59] ---**
So fast!
**[19:00] ---**
Roar, Tiger!
**[19:07] ---**
Viper Jou, intruding!
**[19:10] ---**
Tama!
**[19:10] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:16] ---**
Tama!
**[19:17] ---**
Gero!
**[19:20] ---**
Give up!
**[19:22] ---**
Nooo!
**[19:23] ---**
Namaste!
**[19:26] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Excellent timing!
**[19:29] ---**
Got something?!
**[19:31] ---**
I found this. Wanna pounce on it?
**[19:34] ---**
Good things might happen to you.
**[19:35] ---**
Uh, that's not what I meant.
**[19:37] ---**
Like, Great Demon?!
**[19:38] ---**
Here he is!
**[19:40] ---**
In cellphone strap form.
**[19:42] ---**
Not that!
**[19:44] ---**
Time to pay the piper!
**[19:49] ---**
Yah!
**[19:52] ---**
So the suspicious presence was really Viper!
**[19:55] ---**
Oh ho?
**[19:56] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:58] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[19:58] ---**
Impudent fool!
**[20:05] ---**
He's... strong...
**[20:09] ---**
I'll finish you off later.
**[20:12] ---**
First, that one!
***SIGN*** That One
**[20:14] ---**
Gero! S-Somebody save me!
**[20:17] ---**
At this time, Sarge pounced
on Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
**[20:21] ---**
Stop right there!
**[20:23] ---**
Gero?
**[20:24] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo.
**[20:27] ---**
That's...!
**[20:28] ---**
She's been getting slightly
more screen time lately.
**[20:30] ---**
From the Andromeda police station...
**[20:33] ---**
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
**[20:36] ---**
Escaped prisoner over there!
Be good and give yourself up!
**[20:41] ---**
A space police officer?!
**[20:43] ---**
You'll regret having appeared in front of me!
**[20:47] ---**
What?!
**[20:48] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[20:51] ---**
Ge-Geh! Is that Kinshari no Tachi?!
**[20:54] ---**
O wind!
**[20:56] ---**
O light!
**[20:58] ---**
Ninja Art, Covered Wagon Transformation!
**[21:03] ---**
You scumbag!
**[21:05] ---**
Space Cherry Blossom Blizzard,
Poyonmaru is here!
**[21:09] ---**
You scumbag! You're the one
from four hundred years ago!
**[21:12] ---**
So you remember, you awful one!
**[21:14] ---**
Um, how old is Poyon-chan?
**[21:16] ---**
I'll get you this time for sure!
**[21:19] ---**
Don't make me laugh!
**[21:21] ---**
Poyon Flying Slash!
**[21:25] ---**
Urk!
**[21:32] ---**
What? What was that?!
**[21:34] ---**
I do not really get it.
**[21:37] ---**
Wha?!
**[21:40] ---**
Now, stand up.
**[21:42] ---**
Huh? Um, I just exploded...
**[21:46] ---**
No excuses! Get in there at once!
**[21:48] ---**
Uh, aren't I dead?
**[21:51] ---**
Ah, you saved us!
**[21:54] ---**
And you're at fault for entering Pekopon
paid facilities without paying!
**[21:58] ---**
Gero?
**[21:59] ---**
Sit in there a while and
think about what you've done!
**[22:02] ---**
Why just me?
**[22:04] ---**
The rest of you, fix the
broken facilities by morning!
**[22:07] ---**
Whaa?!
**[22:08] ---**
Uh, m-me, too?
**[22:12] ---**
And so, the case is now closed!
**[22:16] ---**
Yes, poyon!
**[22:18] ---**
Gero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
This is Fuyuki.
**[23:53] ---**
Nessie and the abominable
snowman may be old news,
**[23:56] ---**
but I'd like the chupacabra
and mothman to do their best!
**[23:59] ---**
They may be minor cryptids compared
to UFOs and alien artifacts,
**[24:03] ---**
but maybe they could pick up more steam?
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, UFOs and
alien artifacts are plenty minor.
**[24:10] ---**
"Alisa: Aliens vs. Monsters, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
One full episode! How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!