# E49 - Kululu: How to Succeed in the Universe, Sir! / Momoka: W(hite)-Day:Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX752X/kululu-how-to-succeed-in-the-universe-sir--momoka-white-dayoperation-pinnacle-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
On this day, something unbelievable
happened in the Hinata household.
**[01:36] ---**
Oh, no. The laundry will be ruined!
**[01:46] ---**
Kululu. Is that...?
**[01:47] ---**
Oh, this? I just happened to see it out there,
so I couldn't resist.
**[01:56] ---**
Well, I only did it on a whim.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[02:01] ---**
W-Why would... *Kululu...?!*
**[02:07] ---**
Oh, man... Where could it possibly be?
**[02:10] ---**
*The Truth about the Roswell
UFO Incident.* Did I throw it away?
***SIGN*** The Truth about the
Roswell UFO Incident
**[02:14] ---**
Are you, by any chance,
looking for this book?
**[02:17] ---**
Yes. That's the one.
**[02:19] ---**
I just happened to see Natsumi throw it away.
**[02:22] ---**
So I picked it up for you.
**[02:24] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[02:25] ---**
But... I guess... you probably
want something in return, right?
**[02:30] ---**
Not really.
**[02:30] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:31] ---**
I just did it on a whim.
**[02:35] ---**
W-Why would... *Kululu...?!*
**[02:41] ---**
Kululu: How to Succeed
in the Universe, Sir!
***SIGN*** Budget
**[02:48] ---**
We have no budget.
**[02:49] ---**
We have no ideas.
***SIGN*** Ideas (Plans)
***SIGN*** Military force
**[02:51] ---**
We have no military force.
**[02:52] ---**
Yet we're invaders? Don't make me laugh!
**[02:56] ---**
What's the point? It's all your fault.
**[02:57] ---**
What we don't have is your motivation!
**[02:59] ---**
Stop wasting time and money on Gundam models!
**[03:01] ---**
Lately I've been holding back,
and only bought a few!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Invasion of Earth
**[03:04] ---**
They're just bigger and more expensive!
**[03:07] ---**
Oh, boy. Here we go again.
**[03:10] ---**
Just call me when you two
decide on a policy, okay?
**[03:13] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
you think you can just sit out again?
**[03:16] ---**
Munching snacks while
watching from your ivory tower, huh?
**[03:18] ---**
You do nothing,
**[03:19] ---**
yet you sure know how to criticize,
don't you, soldier?
**[03:21] ---**
The nerve... Who do you think you are?
***SIGN*** Snap
**[03:24] ---**
Snap...
**[03:25] ---**
What did you say? Tamama Impact!
**[03:30] ---**
Yeah, bring it on!
**[03:37] ---**
Uncle, please stop!
Or, like, lawless district?!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[03:41] ---**
Huh?
**[03:42] ---**
Clumsy and awkward.
**[03:45] ---**
What?
**[03:45] ---**
Can't you live more intelligently?
**[03:49] ---**
Don't you know what they call savoir-faire?
***SIGN*** Savoir-faire
**[03:52] ---**
"Savoir-faire."
**[03:53] ---**
It means knowing how to succeed in life.
**[03:57] ---**
Is Kululu around?
**[03:58] ---**
What do you want?
**[03:59] ---**
Thanks again for what you did earlier.
***SIGN*** This is a Space Alien!!
**[04:02] ---**
To thank you, I brought you
this book that I recommend.
**[04:05] ---**
Well, I guess I'll check it
out sometime when I'm bored.
**[04:09] ---**
I've gotta go. You're better
than I thought, Kululu.
**[04:12] ---**
I'm flabbergasted.
**[04:15] ---**
W-Why are you so chummy with him?
Why does he think so highly of you?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm sure he just used some
outlandish invention or weird waves.
**[04:25] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[04:27] ---**
Natsumi. W-What do you want?
**[04:29] ---**
I don't want anything from you.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:31] ---**
Kululu? Where are you?
**[04:33] ---**
I'm over here.
**[04:35] ---**
Thanks for your help earlier.
Just a little something to thank you.
**[04:39] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[04:40] ---**
Homemade cookies made
from all-natural ingredients.
**[04:42] ---**
They're good for you.
**[04:44] ---**
Hey, hey, what's with the spiral shape?
**[04:46] ---**
Well, I guess I can eat them for your sake.
**[04:49] ---**
What kind of bull is that? Well,
I guess it's to be expected from you.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:54] ---**
Anyway, thank you, Kululu.
You're better than I thought.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:59] ---**
What's going on here?
**[05:00] ---**
I... I do not believe it!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[05:05] ---**
What on Earth did you do, Kululu-senpai?!
**[05:08] ---**
Teach us, O great magician.
**[05:11] ---**
Shine your light on our pathetic selves!
**[05:13] ---**
How can I refuse?
Okay, I'll tell you one thing:
**[05:17] ---**
"Do something you normally
wouldn't." That's it.
**[05:25] ---**
Just by doing one thing
that he normally would not do,
**[05:28] ---**
Fukki and Natchi became putty in his hands.
**[05:30] ---**
That seems hard to believe, but...
**[05:34] ---**
Tamama-sama! Excuse us!
**[05:47] ---**
The Nishizawa Maid Team, at your service!
**[05:50] ---**
Thank you, as always, for all your hard work!
**[05:53] ---**
I know!
**[05:55] ---**
Excuse me, maids.
**[05:56] ---**
Yes?
**[05:57] ---**
I will do all the cleaning today.
**[06:00] ---**
What?!
**[06:01] ---**
I will wipe up my own sweat and blood.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[06:07] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:08] ---**
That's wonderful, Tamama-sama!
**[06:10] ---**
You're even cuter than ever.
**[06:12] ---**
This feels so great.
***SIGN*** Aw! Aw! Aw! Aww!
**[06:15] ---**
Oh... Tama-chan!
**[06:16] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[06:18] ---**
Tamama-sama here insisted
that he clean up the house today.
**[06:21] ---**
How gracious of you, Tama-chan.
***SIGN*** Pet pet
**[06:24] ---**
As a reward, here are
some soon-to-be-in-store sweets
**[06:27] ---**
currently being developed
at Nishizawa Confectionary.
**[06:30] ---**
Yay!
**[06:32] ---**
One piece costs 241,500 yen.
**[06:34] ---**
It's real yummy. It touches my heart.
**[06:39] ---**
What?!
**[06:40] ---**
I only did something
I normally wouldn't do,
**[06:42] ---**
but the result was incredible.
You should try, Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:47] ---**
Gotta do something I wouldn't
normally do right away, sir!
**[06:52] ---**
Well, I'm going to make a plastic model.
**[06:55] ---**
But this time, I'm making
something I usually don't. A castle.
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Castle Classic Japanese Castles Series (3)
**[06:59] ---**
Not just any old castle, but Kumamoto Castle.
**[07:03] ---**
Whaddaya think?
Whaddaya think? Master Fuyuki!
**[07:06] ---**
Oh, yeah? Good luck.
**[07:08] ---**
But this isn't what I normally do, sir.
**[07:11] ---**
Yeah, I guess not.
**[07:12] ---**
Gero!
**[07:13] ---**
This is not what I was told.
In that case, I'll try this!
***SIGN*** Exclusively for Captain Geroro
**[07:16] ---**
My videotape used exclusively
to record Captain Geroro.
***SIGN*** Video 1
**[07:19] ---**
I set the timer for the show.
I'll check to see if it's been recorded.
**[07:25] ---**
6-4 Kaku.
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, no. I've never done this before!
**[07:29] ---**
I set the wrong time on the VCR
and recorded something else, sir!
**[07:33] ---**
Glance...
***SIGN*** Glance
**[07:33] ---**
I'm sure the DVD will be out soon.
**[07:36] ---**
No way! I did that on purpose for nothing?
***SIGN*** No way
**[07:40] ---**
Then how about this?
**[07:42] ---**
I'll fold the toilet paper end to
form a neat little triangle.
***SIGN*** Small and compact
**[07:45] ---**
Oh... But since I don't normally do this,
it's much harder than I thought, sir.
**[07:50] ---**
What are you wasting all that paper for?
**[07:52] ---**
Get out! I wanna use the bathroom!
**[07:55] ---**
In that case...
**[07:57] ---**
A purse.
***SIGN*** Purse
**[07:59] ---**
Something I never do. I'm going shopping
**[08:01] ---**
without using my anti-barrier, ma'am.
**[08:03] ---**
In your dreams.
**[08:05] ---**
You haven't finished
cleaning the toilet yet.
**[08:08] ---**
Folding the paper into a triangle won't
fool me into thinking you're done.
**[08:14] ---**
I can't believe this... Why...?!
**[08:17] ---**
I'm working so hard doing all
these things I don't normally do.
**[08:22] ---**
Yet I'm finding absolutely no happiness.
**[08:24] ---**
Something I don't normally do...
What else is there?
**[08:27] ---**
Think... Come on, think.
**[08:30] ---**
Something I don't normally do...
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[08:40] ---**
What else but invading Pekopon?!
**[08:43] ---**
Sergeant Keroro finally seems
hell-bent on conquering Earth.
**[08:46] ---**
Will Earth finally fall into
the evil hands of the invaders?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[09:00] ---**
Um... is there a problem?
**[09:03] ---**
How am I supposed to use this?
**[09:07] ---**
You sure are pathetic.
**[09:09] ---**
Oh. Let's start by pushing this button.
It seems pretty self-explanatory, sir.
***SIGN*** Are you really going to push it? Are you sure you won't regret it? Please reconsider!
**[09:16] ---**
There.
***SIGN*** Oh, you pushed it!!
***SIGN*** Danger This is bad You're terrible You've done it now!! Goodbye It's the end!!
**[09:17] ---**
Huh? Huh? What? What'd I do?
***SIGN*** This is bad Oh man, danger You're terrible
***SIGN*** You've done it now!! Goodbye Oh man, it's the end!! It's the end!! Danger
**[09:20] ---**
Uncle! Did you press that button over there?
**[09:22] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** You've done it now!! Goodbye
**[09:24] ---**
Or, like, evil monster?
**[09:27] ---**
Huh? What?
**[09:30] ---**
Or, like, final weapon?
**[09:44] ---**
That light will bring destruction
to Pekopon. Koyuki-dono!
**[09:48] ---**
Okay!
**[09:50] ---**
Ready... go!
**[09:55] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Barrier.
**[09:59] ---**
Laser Reflection!
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, man. Who knew that button
was so dangerous?
**[10:13] ---**
Or, like, it was too much trouble
to read the manual, so...
**[10:15] ---**
You know, they're so
thick and all, it's a waste of...
**[10:18] ---**
It is true that you may
sometimes be praised
**[10:19] ---**
for doing something good
that you would normally not do.
**[10:21] ---**
However! You almost
destroyed Pekopon for that.
**[10:26] ---**
Dororo's eyes mean business!
**[10:28] ---**
He's quite scary when he gets angry.
**[10:30] ---**
Be quiet.
**[10:34] ---**
Ouch.
**[10:35] ---**
Ouch! Ouch!
**[10:36] ---**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[10:36] ---**
It's because you tried to
force yourself to do things
**[10:38] ---**
you normally wouldn't do.
**[10:40] ---**
W-What do you mean, sir?
**[10:42] ---**
This all started
**[10:42] ---**
because of what you did for
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
**[10:45] ---**
What're you talking about?
I don't recall doing anything for them.
**[10:49] ---**
Kululu!
**[10:50] ---**
What the heck did you do to the laundry?
**[10:53] ---**
Look what you did to my t-shirt!
**[10:55] ---**
The most important page
in this book has been ripped out!
**[10:57] ---**
How could you do that?
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[11:01] ---**
Kululu!!
**[11:03] ---**
I thought something was up.
**[11:04] ---**
What are you gonna do about this t-shirt?
**[11:06] ---**
I never should've thanked you.
**[11:08] ---**
M-My glasses...
**[11:12] ---**
Hey, wasn't it supposed to be savoir-faire?
**[11:15] ---**
Jerk till the end.
That's the Kululu aesthetic.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[11:23] ---**
Something I wouldn't normally do...
Something different...
***SIGN*** Heart and Clover
**[11:32] ---**
W-Who's that?
**[11:36] ---**
H-Hi, Natsumi. L-L-Let's have
some tea together for a change.
**[11:51] ---**
March 14th is White Day.
**[11:57] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this is a gift to thank you
for Valentine's Day. Thank you.
**[12:05] ---**
You finally did it, milady Momoka.
**[12:09] ---**
Yes. Now all that's left is for him
to declare his love for me.
**[12:12] ---**
Just leave everything to me.
**[12:15] ---**
I'll prepare the perfect setting
for his declaration of love.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[12:19] ---**
Is this a new plan?
**[12:22] ---**
So far, all the plans that
we've come up with have turned out...
***SIGN*** Throbbing Heart Tour Plan (5 billion yen)
Love Escape Plan (12.6 billion yen)
Lovey Dovey Hot Springs Plan (15 billion yen) Surprise at the Cabin Plan (24 billion yen)
2/14 Victory Plan (2.5 billion yen)
Paul's Miracle Plan...
**[12:25] ---**
True. I'm afraid none of them
have been successful.
**[12:28] ---**
But... I have the perfect plan this time.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[12:34] ---**
Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
**[12:40] ---**
This time, we'll use the
Nishizawa super-computer to create
**[12:43] ---**
a perfect simulation of the plan
before we set it in motion.
**[12:48] ---**
Simulation?
**[12:49] ---**
I suppose we could call it a "rehearsal."
**[12:52] ---**
I think it would be easier if
I demonstrated what I mean.
**[12:56] ---**
A Nishizawa Group invention:
the Super Virtual Simulator.
**[13:15] ---**
What's this place?
**[13:18] ---**
You're in a perfect replica of the
city outside, created by the Simulator.
**[13:22] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[13:24] ---**
Uh... Fuyuki-kun.
**[13:26] ---**
And that is a virtual copy of Master Fuyuki.
**[13:29] ---**
What's up? Where are you off to today?
**[13:31] ---**
Uh...
**[13:32] ---**
All types of data about Master Fuyuki
have been stored in this Simulator.
**[13:37] ---**
That means the virtual Master Fuyuki
**[13:38] ---**
will react in exactly the
same way as the real one.
**[13:42] ---**
Oh...
**[13:43] ---**
We shall now begin the
actual simulation process.
**[13:49] ---**
First, we have the "declaring
his love for you after he saves you
**[13:52] ---**
from getting harassed
by thugs" plan.
**[13:55] ---**
W-Will such a simple plan work?
**[13:59] ---**
Clichéd plans like these
are sometimes more effective.
***SIGN*** Dramatization
**[14:03] ---**
By saving you from the thugs,
his brain will secrete adrenaline.
***SIGN*** Secretion
**[14:07] ---**
That excitement will push him
to declare his love for you.
***SIGN*** Declaration
**[14:12] ---**
I wonder if that could actually work.
**[14:14] ---**
That's why we will use
the Simulator to find out.
**[14:18] ---**
Hey, hey.
**[14:19] ---**
What's the big deal, acting all
lovey-dovey in broad daylight?!
**[14:22] ---**
You showing off or what?!
**[14:24] ---**
Let's see what Master Fuyuki will do.
**[14:32] ---**
Only one thing to do.
**[14:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[14:37] ---**
Run for it!
**[14:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
***SIGN*** Traffic
Safety
Week
**[14:40] ---**
Officer!
**[14:43] ---**
Bad ending. Rank D.
**[14:48] ---**
That was a rather dismal turn of events.
**[14:51] ---**
But when you're being
harassed by scary people,
**[14:54] ---**
that's probably the right thing to do.
**[14:56] ---**
That is true.
**[14:57] ---**
How about getting attacked
by aliens, instead of humans?
**[15:02] ---**
That might work. When you
think of Fuyuki-kun, you think of aliens.
**[15:05] ---**
I'm sure if it were an alien,
he'd stand up to it on his own.
***SIGN*** Dramatization
**[15:10] ---**
Get me a Hollywood special effects
make-up artist over here at once.
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, and an actor, as well.
I'll leave the casting to you.
**[15:17] ---**
George? He'll do fine.
**[15:19] ---**
Inputting data of Hollywood actor
George Nakata,
**[15:22] ---**
as well as the special effects alien.
**[15:24] ---**
So this time, it's a
simulation of an alien attack.
**[15:30] ---**
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
**[15:33] ---**
I-It's an alien!
**[15:35] ---**
Huh?
**[15:36] ---**
Awesome! It's slimy!
**[15:39] ---**
I'm scared!
**[15:40] ---**
Don't worry, Nishizawa-san.
**[15:41] ---**
You can count on me when it comes to aliens.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[15:46] ---**
This way!
**[15:48] ---**
And Fuyuki-kun runs away again.
***SIGN*** Fuyuki runs away again (lol)
**[15:50] ---**
I'm pretty sure that type of alien
can't see in the dark.
**[15:54] ---**
If we can just go down into the sewer...
**[15:56] ---**
There's a manhole 500 meters ahead.
**[15:58] ---**
Darkness in an extreme situation.
**[16:00] ---**
It's the perfect situation
for his declaration of love.
**[16:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki. What's the matter, sir?
**[16:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki. That alien's got some
awesome special effects makeup on!
**[16:17] ---**
What? You mean this is
just special effects makeup?
**[16:22] ---**
Gero!
**[16:23] ---**
Why, if it isn't George Nakata!
I hear he may play the lead role
**[16:27] ---**
in the upcoming Hollywood film
*Captain Geroro, the Movie!*
**[16:30] ---**
Can I have an autograph?
**[16:32] ---**
Bad ending. Rank E.
**[16:36] ---**
What the hell is with these simulations?!
**[16:39] ---**
Every detail about Master Fuyuki
has been entered into the computer,
**[16:43] ---**
including the people around him,
cats, dogs, and even the aliens.
**[16:47] ---**
It seems Master Keroro is getting in the way.
**[16:51] ---**
We'll supply him with Gundam models
so he won't leave the house.
**[16:55] ---**
Purchase a Gundam model
factory immediately.
**[16:58] ---**
Have it produce knock-offs,
**[16:59] ---**
and make sure the designs
are similar, but not identical!
**[17:03] ---**
Data input complete.
**[17:07] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[17:10] ---**
It worked!
**[17:13] ---**
Jealousy, jealousy...
**[17:13] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[17:14] ---**
Hey. What is up with you two?
**[17:18] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[17:22] ---**
Bad ending. Rank F.
**[17:24] ---**
Provide Master Tamama
with soon-to-be-in-store sweets,
**[17:26] ---**
and make sure
he doesn't leave his room.
**[17:28] ---**
Data input complete.
**[17:32] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
***SIGN*** White Day Liquidation Sale 50% Off
**[17:39] ---**
I wasn't able to give anything to
Natsumi yesterday for White Day.
**[17:43] ---**
Even though it's a day late,
I should still give her something.
**[17:46] ---**
But... there's no way I can buy anything
unless I deactivate my anti-barrier.
**[17:51] ---**
What the heck should I do?
**[17:53] ---**
It's a hostile alien! Stop right there!
**[17:56] ---**
Buy some White Day sweets
for Master Giroro.
**[17:59] ---**
Data input complete.
**[18:03] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[18:09] ---**
Fuyuki-dono is in grave danger!
**[18:13] ---**
Turn Master Dororo's trauma switch on.
**[18:16] ---**
Use that music box that
Master Keroro once broke.
**[18:19] ---**
What? It's at a premium
and is hard to get now?
**[18:22] ---**
I don't care how much it costs.
Buy one from a collector!
**[18:25] ---**
Data input complete.
**[18:27] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[18:33] ---**
I'm sure glad Mr. Yoshizaki
was able to finish his script early.
**[18:38] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:43] ---**
Buy Kadoyama Publishing and launch
*Daily Captain Geroro Magazine.*
**[18:48] ---**
Make Mr. Yoshizaki work harder!
**[18:51] ---**
Data input complete.
**[18:53] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[18:58] ---**
Wait. Let's go this way.
**[18:59] ---**
Why?!
**[19:00] ---**
Fill the gaps between the walls!
A public street? Who cares!
**[19:04] ---**
Buy it from the government if you have to.
**[19:05] ---**
Have them build a wall at once!
**[19:07] ---**
Clear every obstacle before the manhole!
**[19:10] ---**
Get rid of streets and houses
that'll get in the way.
**[19:12] ---**
Those school girls will have to go, too!
**[19:15] ---**
That pop idol's in the way, too.
**[19:17] ---**
Quit interviewing that
blonde celebrity over there!
**[19:19] ---**
Stop selling leftovers!
***SIGN*** Instant
Dumplings
**[19:21] ---**
Stop yapping in the park!
**[19:23] ---**
Stop cutting class!
***SIGN*** Hall Kaneko Hardware Fish Shop
**[19:24] ---**
That's in the way, too. That, too.
***SIGN*** Shopping District
**[19:26] ---**
Everything, be gone!
***SIGN*** Right Here
**[19:31] ---**
Over there!
**[19:34] ---**
We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
**[19:37] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[19:40] ---**
It feels like we're the main characters
in a movie or something.
**[19:44] ---**
Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
**[19:48] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san...
**[19:49] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[19:50] ---**
Nishizawa-san... I...
**[19:53] ---**
Yes?
**[19:54] ---**
I...
**[19:55] ---**
Yes?
**[19:56] ---**
I...
**[19:57] ---**
Yes!
**[20:05] ---**
Happy ending! Rank S.
**[20:07] ---**
We finally did it, milady Momoka...
**[20:10] ---**
The last simulation was a perfect success.
**[20:12] ---**
All we have to do now is
make it happen in the real world!
**[20:15] ---**
Yes!
**[20:18] ---**
And finally, the real deal.
***SIGN*** Right Here
**[20:27] ---**
Awesome! It's slimy!
**[20:29] ---**
I'm scared!
**[20:31] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[20:33] ---**
It's going exactly the way we simulated it.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[20:37] ---**
We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
**[20:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[20:42] ---**
It feels like we're the main
characters in a movie or something.
**[20:46] ---**
Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
**[20:50] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san...
**[20:51] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[20:53] ---**
Nishizawa-san... I...
**[20:55] ---**
Yes?
**[20:56] ---**
I...
**[20:57] ---**
Yes.
**[20:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will finally declare
his true feelings for me.
**[21:02] ---**
I... Nishizawa-san, I...
**[21:13] ---**
Oh, man, I'm all wet now.
**[21:18] ---**
I'm so sorry. It's my
brother's fault. I'm sorry.
**[21:22] ---**
Just about everything was
entered into the super-computer,
**[21:25] ---**
but it was missing
Space Detective 556's data.
**[21:30] ---**
That man... Who was that?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
We shall begin!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
Hajimeru de gozaru!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro.
This is the Dororo drawing song!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro
Dororo no ekaki uta!!
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Don't copy me, will you?
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
"Mane sunna yo na~"
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Eat your meal with chopsticks.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with using one?!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii jan betsu ni~"
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
(Hey, where's Dororo?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
"Are, Dororo wa?"
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
(Dororo's not here!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
"Dororo inee jan"
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
With a twisted headband tied about my head,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
What happened?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
"Doshita no?"
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Which turned on my trauma switch.
(Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Torauma suicchi haitta
de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
If there is trouble in the west,
misfortune in the east,
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
I shall be there,
using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
We are truly friends, are we not?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Gero?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
"Gero?"
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Now it is complete!
It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:06] ---**
Oh, thanks for all your support.
I'm the Narrator.
**[23:10] ---**
Looks like I'm not quite popular, after all.
**[23:14] ---**
I was dreaming of the day I'd see a
Narrator cell phone strap or plushie...
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, the next episode
**[23:20] ---**
is the danger that
strikes the Iron Lady Natsumi.
**[23:22] ---**
"Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
of Earth, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?"
**[23:29] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!