# E16 - Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir! / Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WN7D/mois-dark-mois-descends-sir--mois-more-and-mois-mayhem-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** The other side
**[01:31] ---**
The other side...
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In this world, there are
always two sides to things...
**[01:36] ---**
Hm?
**[01:38] ---**
Once again, this is a story
about the other side.
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The dark side of a certain character.
**[01:44] ---**
Hey, stop it right there!
**[01:45] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[01:46] ---**
Who decided that the
other side is always dark?!
**[01:49] ---**
Eh? But you know...
**[01:50] ---**
Know what?
**[01:52] ---**
If ya got something to say, just say it!
**[02:01] ---**
Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!
**[02:06] ---**
Lady Mois? Have you finished cleaning?
**[02:09] ---**
I'm gonna microwave
some leftover French fries.
**[02:13] ---**
Wow, as I expected,
everything's bright and shiny.
**[02:17] ---**
Where are you, Lady Mois?
Doing the dishes?
**[02:20] ---**
Wow! The dishes are all done!
**[02:23] ---**
So is the laundry! She's amazing.
**[02:26] ---**
Lady Mois? Where are you?
**[02:29] ---**
I can't find her anywhere.
Maybe she went shopping.
**[02:33] ---**
I'll wait for her
so we can share my snack.
**[02:38] ---**
Hey there, girl!
**[02:40] ---**
You're cute!
**[02:42] ---**
You free?
**[02:45] ---**
C'mon! Let's have some fun...
**[02:52] ---**
Why the heck did you do that?
**[02:54] ---**
We just wanna have fun!
**[03:00] ---**
Guys around here are
all bark and no bite, huh?
**[03:05] ---**
Let's have more fun.
**[03:07] ---**
I... I'm sorry.
**[03:10] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[03:11] ---**
Please take this.
**[03:13] ---**
You're giving it to me?
**[03:15] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[03:17] ---**
Hm...
**[03:23] ---**
What the?
***SIGN*** Help!
**[03:27] ---**
Who are you? Show yourself!
**[03:30] ---**
Come out from where you're hiding!
**[03:32] ---**
Hmm... that maiden seems familiar...
**[03:40] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[03:44] ---**
Hi!
**[03:46] ---**
Not again.
**[03:47] ---**
Again?
**[03:51] ---**
That was close!
**[03:53] ---**
This place is full of scumbags, huh?
**[03:56] ---**
You wanna pay me in apologies, too?
**[03:58] ---**
What?
**[04:01] ---**
Well, sorry, but I've got nothing on me.
**[04:07] ---**
You're a sad case!
**[04:10] ---**
That girl...
**[04:12] ---**
I just bought some of
the latest Gundam models.
**[04:15] ---**
I bet this'll get the sergeant's heart!
**[04:18] ---**
Tama?
**[04:24] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[04:29] ---**
Y-You must not be from around here.
**[04:33] ---**
Yeah, I'll be here for a while
wreaking havoc in this town.
**[04:36] ---**
I saw it. I saw it!!
**[04:36] ---**
You're not gonna get away with this!
**[04:40] ---**
I saw that girl's true colors.
**[04:44] ---**
Yes?
**[04:45] ---**
Good afternoon!
**[04:47] ---**
What? It's S-Saburo-senpai...!
**[04:50] ---**
G-Good afternoon...
**[04:52] ---**
Is Mois-chan in?
**[04:54] ---**
Is Mois-dono present?
**[04:55] ---**
Is that woman here?
**[04:58] ---**
Huh? Wha...
**[05:00] ---**
Hm? What is it?
***SIGN*** That's ridiculous
**[05:03] ---**
W-What did you say?
Lady Mois has gone bad?
**[05:05] ---**
That's what these witnesses say.
**[05:07] ---**
I clearly saw her approach
those innocent thugs, and
**[05:10] ---**
Bam! Pow! Kick! Splat!
every one of them.
**[05:15] ---**
Out of the blue, she almost
kicked me right in the face.
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When I saw her, she was about
to take a wallet from a young man.
**[05:22] ---**
Wallet? To get money?
Lady Mois?!
**[05:25] ---**
That can't be!
I'm sure you got this all wrong!
**[05:28] ---**
I find it all hard to believe, myself.
**[05:30] ---**
But I saw it with my own eyes!
**[05:32] ---**
Besides, Lady Mois was doing
my chores today. She did the cleaning.
**[05:36] ---**
Or, like, vacuum often?
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The dishes...
**[05:39] ---**
Or, like, sparkling dishes?
**[05:41] ---**
The laundry...
**[05:42] ---**
Or, like, washer-dryer?
**[05:44] ---**
She carried out all those duties.
**[05:50] ---**
So you did nothing all day,
**[05:51] ---**
and you still expect to
get your allowance...?
**[05:54] ---**
Come on, it's just today.
Just happened that way.
**[05:58] ---**
I had heard about this evil
teenage girl but... I didn't think...
**[06:03] ---**
I'm certain it's that girl!
**[06:06] ---**
But it can't be...
**[06:08] ---**
She's probably attacking someone
right now. What a scary girl!
**[06:11] ---**
If you really wanna know,
why don't you all just watch this?
**[06:16] ---**
This DVD here captures
all of her private moments.
***SIGN*** Dear Father
From Angol Mois
**[06:24] ---**
Wanna see it?
**[06:26] ---**
You mean we can see
everything about her on that?
**[06:27] ---**
Her real character! The naked truth?
**[06:28] ---**
Tamama is really getting excited!
He's really fixated on this...
***SIGN*** I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
**[06:32] ---**
Hey, cut that out!
**[06:34] ---**
What did you just say?
You gotta problem? Huh?
**[06:37] ---**
Sorry, I was just...
**[06:40] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Dear Father... Angol Mois
**[06:47] ---**
Hello, Father. I hope you are well.
**[06:50] ---**
I made a video diary for you.
**[06:54] ---**
What the heck is this, anyway?
**[06:58] ---**
She wanted to send
a video letter to her father,
**[07:01] ---**
and she asked me to film her.
***SIGN*** Angol Mois's Room
**[07:04] ---**
I live in the secret headquarters
in the basement,
**[07:08] ---**
working part-time monitoring
the secret affairs of Pekopon.
**[07:12] ---**
It's a very rewarding job!
**[07:14] ---**
During my spare time,
I help Uncle with his chores,
**[07:18] ---**
and I help him some more.
**[07:21] ---**
And then some more.
That's my everyday life.
**[07:23] ---**
Every day...?
**[07:26] ---**
Really? I didn't notice.
That's strange, isn't it?
**[07:29] ---**
But I don't see anything suspicious...
**[07:32] ---**
Not at all.
**[07:34] ---**
But in the afternoon,
my secret time begins.
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I haven't told you or Uncle about it yet.
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It's the time when I can truly be myself.
***SIGN*** This is it!
**[07:49] ---**
I was right! I knew it all along!
**[07:52] ---**
The timeframe matches.
**[07:53] ---**
So it's true, after all.
**[07:55] ---**
B-But we need
more than this to go on.
**[07:58] ---**
Umm, guys?
**[08:01] ---**
M-Mois-chan!
**[08:02] ---**
Well, uh, you know...
**[08:04] ---**
That's the video I recently made!
**[08:07] ---**
Nice to see you back, Lady Mois.
**[08:09] ---**
I was just wondering...
where were you, ma'am?
***SIGN*** She is hiding something
**[08:13] ---**
Well, that's...
**[08:15] ---**
She's acting totally suspicious.
**[08:18] ---**
I can't tell you that...
**[08:20] ---**
Or, like, secret actions?
**[08:22] ---**
We've got proof!
**[08:25] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[08:26] ---**
Let's go after her!
**[08:27] ---**
Roger!
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Oh, no...
**[08:36] ---**
No way... could she be...?
**[08:39] ---**
That delinquent teenage girl
we've heard about?
**[08:42] ---**
Let's just give her
all the money we have.
**[08:44] ---**
Yeah, let's just apologize.
**[08:47] ---**
For what? I haven't said anything. Yet.
**[08:50] ---**
Where'd she go?
**[08:51] ---**
I think she went this way.
**[08:52] ---**
There! Isn't that her?
**[08:55] ---**
This is everything we've got!
**[08:59] ---**
L-Lady Mois has really
become a delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Juvenile Delinquent Mois
**[09:03] ---**
That pure Lady Mois
who would never hurt others...
**[09:09] ---**
She was so earnest in
trying to destroy Pekopon!
**[09:13] ---**
That's not exactly a good thing.
**[09:17] ---**
I trusted her...
**[09:19] ---**
Let's stop her!
**[09:21] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, Natsumi!
**[09:23] ---**
We're saved...
**[09:29] ---**
Karate?
**[09:33] ---**
She's fast! But her foot is defenseless!
**[09:56] ---**
You're me!
**[09:57] ---**
S-Stop talking nonsense!
This is too weird.
**[10:04] ---**
What just happened?
**[10:06] ---**
There are two Mois-chans?!
How can that possibly be?
**[10:09] ---**
Let's find out the truth behind
all this after the break!
**[10:22] ---**
Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
**[10:28] ---**
Who is this other Mois?
**[10:31] ---**
Mois herself reveals the
shocking truth! So take it away!
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you! Okay, here goes.
**[10:39] ---**
I arrived on Earth about 500 years
**[10:42] ---**
before my scheduled
Armageddon of 1999,
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so I took a nap
to kill some time.
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But I overslept just a bit,
and woke up in 2004.
**[10:54] ---**
So this is the planet
I'm supposed to destroy.
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Daisuke! Yuki!
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Asami...
**[11:03] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[11:04] ---**
I'm not letting you treat
my friends like that.
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Get the hell outta here!
**[11:10] ---**
We have a spunky one here...
You're gonna regret this.
**[11:15] ---**
Don't go scampering off later
with your tail between your legs.
**[11:18] ---**
H-Hey!
**[11:21] ---**
You asked for it.
**[11:32] ---**
She's taking them on to protect
her friends... What a brave girl.
**[11:38] ---**
Mois... before you destroy the planet,
**[11:42] ---**
it would be wise to understand
the hearts of its inhabitants.
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It'll be a nice memorial to those
who lived on the dying planet.
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I know!
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I'll model myself after the
image and spirit of that brave girl.
**[12:00] ---**
So what happened after that?
**[12:01] ---**
Well... I was looking for a place
to begin Armageddon,
**[12:06] ---**
but I was so hungry that I felt faint,
and before I knew it, I had fallen.
**[12:13] ---**
So she's a different person, after all.
**[12:16] ---**
Who knew such a thing could happen
while I was out on surveillance.
**[12:21] ---**
Aren't you feeling a bit crowded?
**[12:24] ---**
Don't worry about me.
**[12:24] ---**
But it's too tight.
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Don't mind.
***SIGN*** Gero
**[12:28] ---**
I never doubted you, Lady Mois.
**[12:32] ---**
You liar!
**[12:34] ---**
So it was someone else...
**[12:36] ---**
But wait, didn't you say that
**[12:38] ---**
you modeled yourself
after the spirit of that girl?
**[12:43] ---**
Right.
**[12:44] ---**
Then how come you aren't violent?
**[12:48] ---**
Good point.
**[12:49] ---**
A beautiful flower
**[12:51] ---**
may, at times, have thorns
to protect its fragile self.
**[12:57] ---**
In that case, let's find out
what this flower is really thinking.
**[13:02] ---**
But for that, we'll need the
cooperation of Mois-chan herself.
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I'll help in any way I can!
**[13:08] ---**
I'm sad to see the girl
I modeled myself after having problems.
**[13:13] ---**
Or, like, gung-ho spirit?
***SIGN*** Gung-Ho Spirit
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I'm not gonna forget this!
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Pathetic.
**[13:25] ---**
Hello.
**[13:29] ---**
W-Where did you come from
all of a sudden?
**[13:31] ---**
Tell me, miss, do you know
what a doppelgänger is?
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Huh?
**[13:36] ---**
Doppelgänger... Your other self.
**[13:40] ---**
If you have seen yours...
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If I have seen mine...?
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Unless you mend your ways, you will...
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...die!
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Well, I've already met my
doppel-whatever you call it.
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Oh!
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And I don't really care if I die.
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
**[14:04] ---**
Are those words... sincere?
**[14:10] ---**
What's this doppelgänger nonsense?
I bet it was just my imagination.
**[14:19] ---**
No way...
***SIGN*** Coffee Shop
**[14:29] ---**
Y-You gotta be kidding me!
**[14:32] ---**
Welcome! Would you like
some fries with that?
**[14:39] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:40] ---**
Nooo!
**[14:45] ---**
We're running a campaign
to stamp out littering.
**[14:46] ---**
This shouldn't be happening!
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Let's all work together
to keep our streets clean.
**[14:52] ---**
Checkmate!
**[14:54] ---**
My part was successful.
**[14:56] ---**
It's a success here, too.
**[15:01] ---**
You can call it a success here, too.
**[15:04] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu's
3D Graphic Projector is awesome, sir!
**[15:13] ---**
What's going on here?!
***SIGN*** Keep your town clean
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Oh, man.
What just happened back there?
**[15:27] ---**
W-Who's there?
**[15:35] ---**
So we meet again!
**[15:39] ---**
I am you...
**[15:41] ---**
And you are me...
**[15:43] ---**
Th-That's not funny!
**[15:46] ---**
Do you know what a doppelgänger is?
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It can't be!
**[15:53] ---**
Why do you do those things?
**[15:56] ---**
Shut up. It's none of your business.
**[15:59] ---**
It is my business.
Can't you see? I am you.
**[16:05] ---**
Great job, Mois-chan!
**[16:07] ---**
Pretty soon, that girl
will be spilling her guts out.
**[16:10] ---**
Right! Fuyuki-kun wrote the script,
and I'm directing. Hope it works.
**[16:16] ---**
Let's see how good you two are!
**[16:19] ---**
Don't forget the technical contributions
**[16:21] ---**
of your Sergeant Master Kululu.
**[16:23] ---**
Besides, Lady Mois's
performance is incredible.
**[16:26] ---**
She'd win Best Actress.
**[16:28] ---**
You really think so...?
**[16:30] ---**
Don't lie to me!
**[16:32] ---**
If you're really me,
then you would understand!
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, I... of course I understand!
**[16:37] ---**
Let's see...
**[16:38] ---**
You know you can't
let things go like this.
**[16:42] ---**
Shut up! I don't care
what happens to me anymore.
**[16:47] ---**
You really don't care what
happens to you?
**[16:50] ---**
I don't care!
**[16:52] ---**
You really don't care at all?
**[16:56] ---**
When things were going well...
everyone in school liked me.
***SIGN*** Asami Victory Good luck, Asami! Fight! Be Number One in the World.
**[17:11] ---**
But...
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...I was branded as a bad girl
just because of one fight.
**[17:18] ---**
My friends... even my parents
became distant.
**[17:20] ---**
I worked very hard to make my
parents and everyone else happy.
**[17:25] ---**
I gave everything I had to
meet the expectations of everyone.
**[17:29] ---**
But... one fight changed everything,
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including the feelings of my friends
and other students at school.
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Everyone looked at me
as some kind of nuisance.
**[17:41] ---**
And the only reason I got into
that fight was to save my friends!
**[17:46] ---**
That was the only reason...
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I don't care anymore...
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I hope they all disappear.
**[17:57] ---**
You poor thing. I had no idea...
you were hurting inside so much.
**[18:04] ---**
Huh?
**[18:13] ---**
If that's what you really want...
**[18:15] ---**
W-Who the hell are you?!
**[18:19] ---**
Let's make everything on this planet
disappear, as you wished!
**[18:23] ---**
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?!
***SIGN*** Wishes Fulfilled
**[18:26] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
No way!
**[18:27] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[18:28] ---**
Huh...?
**[18:29] ---**
Here goes! Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[18:34] ---**
Armageddon!
**[18:39] ---**
Give me a moment, and I'll
destroy the planet right away.
***SIGN*** What's going on?!
**[18:47] ---**
W-Wait!
***SIGN*** Script
**[18:49] ---**
That's not in my script!
**[18:50] ---**
That's Mois-chan's improv!
**[18:52] ---**
We'd better stop her!
**[18:53] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[18:55] ---**
What incredible destructive power!
**[18:56] ---**
Grrr! Quit the ad-libbing!
You overacting amateur!
**[19:03] ---**
Oh, no.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm almost done here! Ready, set...
**[19:20] ---**
Stop!
**[19:21] ---**
What?! But you...
**[19:24] ---**
Please stop!
**[19:26] ---**
I get it now... I see
what you're trying to say...
**[19:31] ---**
I thought I didn't care anymore,
**[19:34] ---**
but I can't stand the thought of never
seeing my friends or parents again.
**[19:40] ---**
I know it. I'm just a loser.
**[19:51] ---**
I won't run anymore.
**[19:54] ---**
Thanks for stopping me
before I committed a crime.
**[19:59] ---**
Thank you very much, my other self.
**[20:03] ---**
Sure!
**[20:11] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:12] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:13] ---**
Good job, ma'am!
**[20:15] ---**
I guess all's well that ends well.
**[20:18] ---**
Mois-chan's ad-lib really did the trick.
**[20:20] ---**
For a moment, I thought you were
really going to destroy Pekopon.
**[20:26] ---**
Huh? Of course that's
what I was going to do.
**[20:29] ---**
If that girl hadn't asked me to stop,
**[20:31] ---**
this planet would've
been reduced to dust by now.
**[20:34] ---**
Or, like, nearly doomsday?
**[20:36] ---**
Or, like, safety hazard!
***SIGN*** Safety Hazard
**[20:39] ---**
By the way, what do you do
during your secret time, Mois?
**[20:44] ---**
Yeah, why don't you tell us?
**[20:46] ---**
W-Well actually, it's...
**[20:48] ---**
I really wanna know, too.
**[20:51] ---**
Actually... I was researching
this planet's main fault lines...
**[20:55] ---**
Huh?
**[20:56] ---**
I have this odd fascination
about where to strike Pekopon
**[20:59] ---**
so that it'll make a perfect split!
**[21:06] ---**
Now I'm so embarrassed!
**[21:18] ---**
I... I'm home.
**[21:21] ---**
Asami-chan?
**[21:22] ---**
Whatever the case may be, thanks to
Mois-chan's convincing performance,
**[21:23] ---**
Look dear, Asami-chan's back!
**[21:26] ---**
a girl was able to
get her life back on track.
**[21:29] ---**
All's well that ends well!
Or, like, happy ending?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Sergeant Keroro.
It's summertime.
**[23:10] ---**
When it's hot, you feel sluggish.
Even mentally, you're dragging.
**[23:13] ---**
Invading Pekopon is, like,
the last thing on your mind.
**[23:16] ---**
But when it's hot,
it can't be helped.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things.
**[23:20] ---**
Next time, we have a story
about a pool and a scary story.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro vs. Natsumi:
The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two thrilling stories.
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!