# E158 - Keroro: Past Glory, Sir! / Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PD2X/keroro-past-glory-sir--giroros-forbidden-memories-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Well, today like every day, we have an
alien invader devoted to his pastimes.
**[01:37] ---**
Boy, *Captain Geroro* really is awesome.
**[01:40] ---**
And next week,
Space Pirate Gerlock guest-stars!
**[01:44] ---**
I can't wait!
**[01:46] ---**
Gero!
**[01:48] ---**
A-Again?!
**[01:53] ---**
Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
**[01:59] ---**
HQ sent this a little while ago.
**[02:02] ---**
Another invasion deadline counter?
**[02:04] ---**
No. Within 24 hours,
**[02:08] ---**
the Keroro Platoon has to deliver a report
detailing our activities since coming here.
**[02:14] ---**
Sheesh. I wish they'd stop
using these counters.
**[02:18] ---**
They're just bad for the heart.
**[02:21] ---**
Therefore... Well, we have no choice.
**[02:24] ---**
We'll all edit together visual data
that we've stored here
**[02:28] ---**
and make a DVD introducing
our wonderful activities.
**[02:32] ---**
I call it... "Keroro Platoon: On Track
Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon!"
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
**[02:38] ---**
Just us going through all this data?
**[02:41] ---**
Choosing the footage alone
would be a tough job.
**[02:44] ---**
Or, like, many troubles?
**[02:46] ---**
Well, you don't have to
sit through everything.
**[02:49] ---**
Just choose bits that seem
usable and paste them together.
**[02:53] ---**
Like we can do that kind of
detailed technical work?!
**[02:56] ---**
Gero...
**[02:58] ---**
Naturally, among all the data,
I do have this...
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
**[03:02] ---**
"Hinata Natsumi: After School Secret."
**[03:05] ---**
Th-That's...
**[03:06] ---**
Oh, wait.
**[03:07] ---**
But maybe we can't use this.
**[03:10] ---**
I'll put it away.
**[03:15] ---**
So for now, let's give it a shot.
**[03:18] ---**
This is footage from when I
first invaded the Hinata house
**[03:22] ---**
and Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi found me.
**[03:25] ---**
Actually, after this, they captured me...
**[03:29] ---**
...but we'll cut that part out,
**[03:31] ---**
and instead put in footage
where I look cool fighting.
**[03:34] ---**
We'll add some explosions, too.
**[03:36] ---**
And if we splice in footage of a
captive Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom,
**[03:42] ---**
we'll have a complete tale of the
Hinata family's total subjugation.
**[03:45] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[03:47] ---**
Y-You mean to send this cheap pack of lies
**[03:50] ---**
to HQ as an official report?!
**[03:52] ---**
They're not lies.
**[03:54] ---**
They all really happened.
**[03:57] ---**
We're just editing together
footage of true events.
**[04:02] ---**
But then you don't have footage
of defeating Fuyuki-san.
**[04:07] ---**
Or, like, favored hobby?
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[04:12] ---**
That's because Master Fuyuki is my friend.
**[04:14] ---**
Actually, I haven't done
anything really bad to him...
**[04:19] ---**
Then it is not "total subjugation," is it?
**[04:24] ---**
I remember that time...
**[04:25] ---**
We do have footage of the Kissho
Academy newspaper club's defeat.
**[04:30] ---**
If I paste on Hinata Fuyuki's face like so...
**[04:37] ---**
But what about his voice?
**[04:40] ---**
Yeah. And besides, it doesn't
really look like Natchi and the rest
**[04:43] ---**
are suffering at all.
**[04:47] ---**
At a time like this, we can use this
ribbon-type voice changer to correct things.
**[04:52] ---**
I see! I didn't even think of that!
**[04:55] ---**
All right, Corporal Giroro!
**[04:57] ---**
I want you to play the voices of Lady Natsumi,
Lady Mom, and Master Fuyuki!
**[05:01] ---**
What?! Why me?!
**[05:04] ---**
Because you have the most acting talent
of everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
**[05:08] ---**
This is all for the plan!
**[05:10] ---**
I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:17] ---**
That's it! Keep it up, but with
more you-are-there feeling!
***SIGN*** Tap
**[05:21] ---**
N-Nooo!
**[05:24] ---**
Nooo!
**[05:24] ---**
Yeah, that's it! Nice!
**[05:27] ---**
Kululu, put in the sticky natto sound effect!
**[05:29] ---**
Nooo!
**[05:30] ---**
Roger. Like this?
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:30] ---**
Help! It's sticky!
**[05:34] ---**
Help!
**[05:37] ---**
Yeah, you've got it!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:38] ---**
That's our Corporal Giroro.
Your performance is perfect.
**[05:42] ---**
Why don't you become a voice actor?
**[05:46] ---**
W-Will this really sound like
Natsumi's voice?
**[05:49] ---**
Want to hear?
**[05:52] ---**
Click!
**[05:53] ---**
N-Nooo! It's sticky! Help!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:57] ---**
We can use this to make Natsumi say anything.
**[06:01] ---**
We could make her say this or that line...
**[06:04] ---**
Whatever we want!
***SIGN*** This or That Line
**[06:07] ---**
Th-This or th-that line...
**[06:12] ---**
Giroro, are you hungry?
Or do you want to take a bath?
**[06:16] ---**
Or maybe... crawl... on...
my... stomach?
**[06:22] ---**
No, maybe the "big ship,
big cannon policy" would be better...
**[06:26] ---**
Giroro-san is lost in his own world...
**[06:28] ---**
Or, like, yummy banquet?
**[06:30] ---**
But don't you think this
footage alone is kind of weak?
**[06:35] ---**
I think we need like a scene
of Inner-Tokyo in flames!
**[06:39] ---**
Or a scene fighting the Self-Defense Force!
**[06:42] ---**
Scenes like that never
actually happened, though.
**[06:47] ---**
It's okay! The narration will
give supplemental information.
**[06:51] ---**
Master Narrator, you will
cooperate, won't you?
**[06:56] ---**
M-Me?!
**[06:57] ---**
If it's a request from none
other than the Keroro Platoon...
**[07:02] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon crushed
the Hinata family in no time at all.
**[07:06] ---**
They demolished the Self-Defense Force's most
advanced fighter planes and tank division.
**[07:11] ---**
They captured parliament and city hall
in the blink of an eye.
**[07:14] ---**
And then, as the first step towards
the total invasion of Pekopon,
**[07:17] ---**
they constructed a secret base below the Hinata
house before you can say Jack Robinson.
**[07:22] ---**
They built the underground secret base
**[07:24] ---**
using the Keron Army's
wondrous scientific prowess.
**[07:27] ---**
Fully air-conditioned! Feng shui-compliant!
A central control room!
**[07:31] ---**
Terrifying! The Pekopon-busting missile!
**[07:34] ---**
State-of-the-art! With an invasion robot
research and development facility!
***SIGN*** Milky Way Baths
**[07:37] ---**
A Pekopon-dissolving, slushy storage tank!
**[07:40] ---**
Convincing!
**[07:42] ---**
Now let's mix in some new enemies
**[07:45] ---**
and spice up the story!
**[07:49] ---**
And so, they completed the "Keroro Platoon:
On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon" DVD.
**[07:55] ---**
Now let's have a preview.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
**[08:05] ---**
The year is 2007.
**[08:07] ---**
Spring. Pekopon comes under attack
from a band of terrifying invaders.
**[08:12] ---**
Inner-Tokyo is awash in flames.
**[08:15] ---**
People run around trying to escape.
**[08:17] ---**
Amid the chaos, Sergeant Keroro, commander
of the Keroro Platoon, invades a private home.
**[08:23] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[08:27] ---**
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
**[08:31] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[08:34] ---**
No! It's sticky! Help!
**[08:38] ---**
Oh! I can't move!
**[08:40] ---**
These aliens are too strong!
**[08:44] ---**
The dialog doesn't match the mouth movements.
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, don't sweat the small stuff.
**[08:50] ---**
One comrade after another joins
Commander Keroro's Keroro Platoon.
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
**[08:51] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[08:54] ---**
Tama-chan, please forgive me!
**[09:02] ---**
That red alien is so cool!
**[09:08] ---**
I have hashed beef rice, too.
**[09:10] ---**
The left hand stays relaxed!
**[09:13] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon
reached five members!
**[09:16] ---**
However, a powerful enemy stood in their way!
**[09:25] ---**
Space Detective 556! Though we were
childhood friends, I'll show you no mercy!
**[09:29] ---**
I was hoping you'd say that!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[09:32] ---**
Adhesion!
**[09:39] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:41] ---**
I'm sorry he defied the
Keroro Platoon! I'm sorry!
**[09:41] ---**
But even Space Detective 556 was
no match for the Keroro Platoon!
**[09:45] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Sorry!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[09:48] ---**
The Keroro Platoon was confident of victory!
**[09:50] ---**
But then another powerful new enemy appeared!
**[09:55] ---**
Viper, another invader who has
his sights set on Pekopon!
**[10:00] ---**
Pekopon is mine!
**[10:03] ---**
Viper is an archenemy of all Keronians, and
his attacks put the Keroro Platoon in a pinch!
**[10:07] ---**
But then, who should appear but...
**[10:10] ---**
Please forgive me, Keroro-sama!
**[10:12] ---**
I'll do anything!
**[10:14] ---**
We were wrong.
**[10:16] ---**
Let's fight together!
**[10:20] ---**
Well said, Pekoponians!
**[10:23] ---**
However, their foe, Viper, was really strong!
**[10:26] ---**
The Pekoponians were picked off one by one.
**[10:27] ---**
Sis! Wake up!
**[10:30] ---**
And then the members of the Keroro Platoon.
**[10:36] ---**
Until finally, only Sergeant Keroro was left.
**[10:39] ---**
Darn it! Even if it's only me,
I'm not gonna lose!
**[10:44] ---**
Is this the end of the line
for Sergeant Keroro, too?
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
**[10:48] ---**
But then, he absorbed the power
of the scattered Pekoponians
**[10:51] ---**
and the power of his fallen comrades
in the Keroro Platoon!
**[10:57] ---**
W-What?!
**[11:00] ---**
Sergeant Keroro became a super Keronian
**[11:03] ---**
and finally defeated his nemesis, Viper.
**[11:06] ---**
I did it!
**[11:08] ---**
I won't let everyone's sacrifice be in vain!
**[11:12] ---**
Just one more step to the
complete invasion of Pekopon!
**[11:15] ---**
Congratulations, Sergeant Keroro!
**[11:17] ---**
Never give up, Sergeant Keroro!
**[11:19] ---**
Do your best, Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** The End
**[11:27] ---**
Wow, what a masterpiece, right? Uh...
**[11:30] ---**
What's wrong, everyone?
**[11:31] ---**
Little turd! "Super Keronian," my foot!
**[11:35] ---**
It is not fair that you got the glory!
**[11:37] ---**
Oh... Well...
**[11:39] ---**
This is part one...
**[11:41] ---**
In part two, you'll all come back
and look really cool fighting.
**[11:45] ---**
Right? Okay?
**[11:46] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[11:47] ---**
Well, send this to HQ right away.
**[11:50] ---**
Okay, Uncle!
**[11:53] ---**
And that night...
**[11:55] ---**
Sheesh! Keroro...
**[11:57] ---**
Running roughshod all over the project...
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
**[11:59] ---**
And... what's this?
**[12:02] ---**
Did you sneak that out?
**[12:03] ---**
W-What are you talking about?
**[12:05] ---**
Th-This is for research...
**[12:08] ---**
Um... It may show the weakness
of the enemy, Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
**[12:20] ---**
Wh-What the...?!
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi
After School Secret
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro and the others don't know it,
but Hinata Natsumi
**[12:32] ---**
would get a number of secret fans
at Keron HQ from this incident.
**[12:44] ---**
Well, the Keroro Platoon cut-and-paste
DVD was a wash with HQ.
**[12:49] ---**
So what has the Keroro Platoon been
doing on Pekopon all this time?
**[12:54] ---**
I told you.
**[12:56] ---**
For the details, check out "Keroro Platoon:
On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon"...
**[13:00] ---**
I'm not talking about some fake story.
**[13:02] ---**
G-Gero...
**[13:04] ---**
Then we need a genuine
record of our activities.
**[13:07] ---**
Shall we all go check it out?
**[13:13] ---**
Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
**[13:19] ---**
I see!
**[13:21] ---**
If we go inside memories with Soul Diver,
**[13:23] ---**
we can present the platoon's past exploits
to Chief Nurse Pururu, right?
**[13:29] ---**
Wait a second!
**[13:30] ---**
Go inside memories... Whose
memories are we talking here?!
**[13:34] ---**
Well, of course...
**[13:36] ---**
...the member of the platoon who's
most serious about the invasion
**[13:39] ---**
would be appropriate.
**[13:40] ---**
W-W-Wha...
***SIGN*** Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
**[13:42] ---**
I refuse! I'm standing firm on this!
**[13:45] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[13:47] ---**
Or, like, selfless fealty?
**[13:53] ---**
I'm kind of looking forward to traveling
through Giroro-senpai's memories.
**[13:59] ---**
Is this okay?
**[14:00] ---**
It's fine!
**[14:02] ---**
And along the way, I'll sneak a peek
at Giroro's embarrassing memories.
**[14:06] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[14:07] ---**
Well, here goes nothing.
**[14:09] ---**
Click!
**[14:23] ---**
This is...
**[14:24] ---**
...inside Corporal Giroro's memories?
**[14:26] ---**
Indeed.
**[14:27] ---**
So let's have a look inside
some of these bubbles here.
**[14:38] ---**
First, a memory of the chest of drawers plan.
**[14:40] ---**
Chest of drawers plan?
**[14:42] ---**
Right. The plan was to invade
while all Pekoponians
***SIGN*** Crack
**[14:45] ---**
Ow!
**[14:45] ---**
stubbed their little toe on a
corner of a chest of drawers
***SIGN*** Crack
**[14:48] ---**
and became paralyzed with pain.
**[14:49] ---**
We got really far with this plan, right?
**[14:52] ---**
Yeah, we were so close.
**[14:54] ---**
Commander-dono, you did
not inform me of the plan,
***SIGN*** Crack
**[14:56] ---**
and so I also stubbed my little toe
on the corner of a chest!
**[15:00] ---**
Still, using a common item like that
for a plan was a good idea.
**[15:05] ---**
I've got it!
**[15:06] ---**
How about this?
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, Dororo.
**[15:08] ---**
Say "pizza" ten times.
**[15:11] ---**
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza...
**[15:14] ---**
What's this?
**[15:15] ---**
Hiza! (Knee!)
**[15:16] ---**
Too bad!
***SIGN*** Hiji (elbow)
**[15:17] ---**
It's the hiji (elbow)!
**[15:19] ---**
That is so mean!
**[15:21] ---**
Maybe we can use that as
part of some invasion plan.
**[15:29] ---**
Let's go to another memory.
**[15:34] ---**
Next is a memory of the Sports Day plan, huh?
***SIGN*** 39th Kissho Academy Sports Day
**[15:37] ---**
Lady Mom was busy with work,
**[15:39] ---**
but she did her best so she could do the
three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
**[15:43] ---**
What does a three-legged race have
to do with the invasion of Pekopon?
**[15:46] ---**
The plan was to make Pekopon's last line of
defense, Lady Natsumi, be in our debt.
**[15:50] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[15:51] ---**
But it looks like you failed somehow.
**[15:55] ---**
Well...
**[15:56] ---**
In the end, Lady Mom didn't make it in time.
**[15:58] ---**
So Giroro wore a Pekoponian suit and did
the three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
**[16:03] ---**
This girl is Pekopon's
last line of defense...
**[16:06] ---**
I don't see it.
**[16:09] ---**
Then look at this.
**[16:12] ---**
It's not an invasion plan,
**[16:14] ---**
but a memory from when I had a cavity.
**[16:17] ---**
You're at 100% accuracy so far.
**[16:20] ---**
Not bad.
**[16:22] ---**
Same goes for you.
**[16:23] ---**
Both of them are impressive.
**[16:25] ---**
It seems like they're partners who
have been fighting together for years.
**[16:28] ---**
Speaking of partners,
**[16:30] ---**
watch how in tune Lady Mois
and I are with each other.
**[16:36] ---**
This is Hicksville Beach?
Where Mr. Sergeant wanted a Dangal...
**[16:40] ---**
Uncle and I did a comedy routine, right?
**[16:43] ---**
Or, like, stand-up comics?
**[16:45] ---**
That woman!
**[16:47] ---**
This was an invasion plan, too?
**[16:49] ---**
It seems Giroro-kun's memories all
have this Natsumi girl in them.
**[16:53] ---**
Yeah, when all is said and done...
**[16:55] ---**
Well, of course.
**[16:58] ---**
Look! After this, everyone is fit
to burst from my hilarious gag!
***SIGN*** White Dog
**[17:02] ---**
*Omoshiroi!*
***SIGN*** Omoshiroi = Funny OR "the tail is white"
**[17:04] ---**
Get it?
**[17:06] ---**
Let's go to the next one.
**[17:12] ---**
We tried breeding Nyororos
to dry the laundry,
**[17:15] ---**
but this memory shows our
test subjects running amok.
**[17:26] ---**
That's my...
**[17:29] ---**
That's my... That's my...
**[17:32] ---**
My...
**[17:35] ---**
Giroro-kun looks happy, huh?
**[17:37] ---**
I'm gonna rewrite that memory.
**[17:39] ---**
Then let me take you back to the beginning.
**[17:53] ---**
That's my...
**[17:56] ---**
My... My...
**[17:58] ---**
My...
**[18:07] ---**
That's hilarious.
**[18:09] ---**
Let's do some more!
**[18:14] ---**
This is Corporal Giroro's
day off as a soldier.
**[18:16] ---**
It's a memory of his first paid day off.
**[18:19] ---**
Digging up potatoes with Natsumi-san?
**[18:21] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't move.
**[18:25] ---**
You've got mud on your face.
**[18:30] ---**
A few adjustments here, and we can do
even more of these memory alterations.
**[18:35] ---**
This is great fun!
**[18:37] ---**
Do it, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[18:41] ---**
Th-Thank you...
**[18:43] ---**
...rostar!
**[18:47] ---**
W-What's this?
**[18:48] ---**
A chocolate cake.
**[18:49] ---**
It's to thank you for saving me.
**[18:51] ---**
Here.
**[18:55] ---**
This is sweet...
**[18:56] ---**
Almost too sweet.
**[18:59] ---**
Then I'll use a little less sugar next time.
**[19:03] ---**
This is cruel.
**[19:05] ---**
Giroro-senpai's treasured memories...
**[19:07] ---**
This is so cruel.
**[19:10] ---**
This is derailing the original goal to introduce
our invasion activities to Pururu-dono.
**[19:15] ---**
Oh, that's okay.
**[19:17] ---**
Let's keep going!
**[19:20] ---**
Natchi's total energy
is getting real close to zero.
**[19:24] ---**
Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
**[19:26] ---**
There's something... I need to let you know.
**[19:29] ---**
I'll never forgive you
if you die on me now!
**[19:31] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna die.
**[19:36] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:37] ---**
I... I thought I couldn't be
friends with aliens, but...
**[19:42] ---**
Giroro, to me you are...
**[19:46] ---**
Here, eat up! It's the best part.
**[19:50] ---**
It's not much of a thank you,
**[19:52] ---**
but let me show this just to you.
**[19:54] ---**
The belt itself doesn't
have any special feature, but...
**[19:57] ---**
This's my good-luck charm.
***SIGN*** Back
**[20:03] ---**
Hey, Giroro. Sorry to ask you...
**[20:06] ---**
...but would you wash my back?
**[20:12] ---**
No!
**[20:22] ---**
This is bad.
**[20:23] ---**
Did I tamper too much
with his prized memories?
**[20:25] ---**
Or, like, crimson alert?
**[20:34] ---**
Gero...
**[20:39] ---**
W-What did you do inside my memories?!
**[20:42] ---**
I... I feel like...
**[20:44] ---**
...I just woke up from a
terrifying nightmare, but...
**[20:55] ---**
What the...?!
**[20:57] ---**
What is this bittersweet
tingling in my chest?
**[21:02] ---**
Hey. Does Sergeant Major Kululu
like Giroro-kun like that?
**[21:07] ---**
N-No...
**[21:09] ---**
I think it's just a prank...
**[21:12] ---**
...but maybe there actually is something...
**[21:14] ---**
Th-This is scary.
**[21:16] ---**
What did you do to my memories?!
**[21:18] ---**
Put them back! Put them back to normal!
**[21:22] ---**
People hate what they really love.
**[21:24] ---**
Could these two... No, it couldn't be, right?
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
***SIGN*** Shura
***SIGN*** Shura
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** Nuinuinuinui... Kagekagekagekage... Dokudokudokudoku... Girugirugirugiru... Kemekemekemekeme... Taputaputaputapu...
**[23:09] ---**
Shurara here! An invader,
and yet a popular guy!
**[23:12] ---**
That's the Keroro Platoon's
greatest weakness.
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[23:15] ---**
More importantly, who are you?
**[23:18] ---**
Shurara... Wait a second. H-Help!
**[23:22] ---**
"Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Space Cerberus
***SIGN*** Poyon Special Skill: Teleportation
***SIGN*** Electric Transformation Gun (Magic)
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Machine Sergeant Keroro Corporal Giroro Angol Mois
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!