# E43 - Giroro: No Tears for the Red Oni, Sir! / Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8132/giroro-no-tears-for-the-red-oni-sir--giroro-let-setsubun-fly-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Giroro: No Tears
for the Red Oni, Sir!
**[01:39] ---**
Once upon a time, a red oni
and a blue oni lived together.
***SIGN*** Blue Oni and
Red Oni's house
***SIGN*** We have some
tasty sweets
and fine tea.
Please have some,
if you'd like.
**[01:46] ---**
The red oni was always trying
to become friends with humans.
**[01:51] ---**
But one day,
**[01:54] ---**
the blue oni suddenly
attacked the villagers.
**[01:58] ---**
The red oni stopped him,
and drove him away.
**[02:04] ---**
The villagers were grateful
to the red oni,
**[02:06] ---**
and became friends with him.
**[02:09] ---**
But when he came home, there was
no sign of the blue oni anywhere.
***SIGN*** Red Oni's house
**[02:13] ---**
Then the red oni found a letter
left behind by the blue oni.
***SIGN*** To Red Oni From Blue Oni
**[02:17] ---**
And this was what was written on it...
**[02:20] ---**
"Red Oni...
**[02:22] ---**
I'm glad you finally made friends
with the villagers.
**[02:24] ---**
But they think I'm bad, and if
they find out I'm your friend,
**[02:28] ---**
they'll get scared of you again
and you'll lose all your new friends.
**[02:32] ---**
So, I must leave.
**[02:34] ---**
I hope you'll be happy with the villagers."
***SIGN*** Fairy Tales of Japan
**[02:41] ---**
How could this be?! This is
just too sad for the blue oni!
**[02:48] ---**
That aside,
why don't you clean up your room?
**[02:52] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[02:54] ---**
Well? Have you finished the story yet?
**[02:57] ---**
The blue oni is such an angel!
**[03:00] ---**
I don't know... I smell a hypocrite here.
**[03:02] ---**
It was totally moving.
**[03:04] ---**
Or, like, super pathos?
**[03:06] ---**
The blue oni gave me a great idea
**[03:10] ---**
on how to suck up to Lady Natsumi.
**[03:13] ---**
I shall call it...
**[03:14] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Operation Manual "Operation: Blue Oni!" Yay! Check it out!
**[03:15] ---**
Operation: Blue Oni.
**[03:18] ---**
What a bland title.
**[03:19] ---**
You're never the creative type.
**[03:21] ---**
What kind of operation do you have in mind?
**[03:24] ---**
First, just like the blue oni
who attacked the village,
**[03:27] ---**
I'll attack Lady Natsumi.
**[03:28] ---**
Any bad children here?!
**[03:31] ---**
Sounds unrealistic right off the bat...
**[03:33] ---**
You wanna die? Go ahead, I won't stop you.
**[03:36] ---**
I-I'll think about how to do it later.
**[03:39] ---**
Anyhow, soon the red oni
shows up to save Lady Natsumi.
**[03:44] ---**
Hey, stop!
**[03:44] ---**
From his color,
Giroro would be the most suitable.
**[03:48] ---**
Giroro will successfully defeat me.
**[03:50] ---**
Thank you, Giroro.
**[03:51] ---**
Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[03:53] ---**
And the two will become
the closest of friends.
**[03:56] ---**
It's almost the same as the
fairy tale up to this point. However...
**[04:00] ---**
The similarities end here.
***SIGN*** To Red Oni
**[04:03] ---**
What if that letter the blue oni
left for the red oni
**[04:08] ---**
was also read by the villagers?
**[04:10] ---**
I'm sure the blue oni
**[04:11] ---**
would have become friends
with the villagers, too.
**[04:14] ---**
Not only that,
**[04:15] ---**
they'd probably think more highly
of the blue oni than the red oni.
**[04:18] ---**
Or, like, sudden flip-flop?
**[04:20] ---**
Exactly. So I'll use that idea.
***SIGN*** To Giroro-kun
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, Giroro.
**[04:24] ---**
When Tamama is bringing
my letter to Giroro...
**[04:27] ---**
Oops, I slipped.
**[04:28] ---**
...he accidentally
hands it over to Lady Natsumi.
**[04:31] ---**
Oops, my bad. I have just handed
this letter to Natchi by mistake.
**[04:35] ---**
And when Lady Natsumi reads it...
**[04:37] ---**
Huh? W-What is this...?
***SIGN*** Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and Lady Natsumi have become friends.
**[04:39] ---**
Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and
Lady Natsumi have become friends.
**[04:43] ---**
As long as you're happy,
I don't mind being the bad guy.
**[04:48] ---**
Ohh...
***SIGN*** From your bosom buddy, Keroro
**[04:49] ---**
Because your happiness is my happiness.
**[04:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you're as devious as ever.
**[04:55] ---**
Well then, please read your
"operation manual"
**[04:57] ---**
for the details of the plan.
**[05:00] ---**
First, let's get to the
first phase of the plan.
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[05:07] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** I have some tasty sweets and fine tea. Feel free to stop by.
**[05:08] ---**
"I have some tasty sweets
and fine tea. Feel free to stop by."
**[05:13] ---**
What the heck could Giroro
be up to this time?
**[05:16] ---**
What's the matter? Are you looking for me?
**[05:21] ---**
Wha?! What is this?
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah, about that...
**[05:25] ---**
Sweets and tea...? How ridiculous.
U-Unless of course, you insist...
**[05:30] ---**
Hey, I think you're
misunderstanding something here.
**[05:32] ---**
Huh?
**[05:33] ---**
Aren't you the one who
put up that sign right there?
**[05:35] ---**
O-Of course not.
Why would I do such a thing?
**[05:38] ---**
Huh? Don't tell me...
**[05:43] ---**
What's up, Giroro-kun?
**[05:45] ---**
Keroro. What the heck
is the meaning of this?
**[05:48] ---**
Oh yeah, that.
**[05:49] ---**
We'll make you get closer to Lady Natsumi.
**[05:52] ---**
The sign is what you'd
call an icebreaker, I guess.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[05:56] ---**
What? Get close to Natsumi?!
**[05:59] ---**
Yup. And I have the best plan, sir.
**[06:03] ---**
You wanna hear it?
**[06:06] ---**
R-Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
**[06:08] ---**
I will never go along with such
a ridiculous operation. Got that?
***SIGN*** Thud
***SIGN*** Wham
**[06:21] ---**
No matter what you say,
we'll still go with the plan.
**[06:29] ---**
What a beautiful sunset...
**[06:31] ---**
Or, like, pretty background?
**[06:34] ---**
Ha! This is it. Words flow out
like a spring of water.
**[06:38] ---**
Are you writing what they
call a haiku, Mr. Sergeant?
**[06:41] ---**
Done.
**[06:42] ---**
Wow! Let me hear it!
**[06:44] ---**
Ahem. Okay, I'll read it.
**[06:46] ---**
"When two lovers are together,
it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
**[06:52] ---**
It flutters in the wind
and embraces the lovers."
**[06:55] ---**
What a lovely haiku, Uncle.
**[06:58] ---**
That is not a haiku. That is just a poem.
**[07:00] ---**
Right. It's a poem dedicated to all lovers.
**[07:04] ---**
And this will set the mood
for Giroro and Lady Natsumi
**[07:07] ---**
to fall in love.
**[07:09] ---**
Natsumi...
**[07:10] ---**
Giroro...
**[07:11] ---**
We now go into Phase 2 of our operation.
**[07:17] ---**
This is Kululu.
**[07:19] ---**
Everything's set up
exactly according to the plan.
***SIGN*** Studio 6
623 Radio!
**[07:21] ---**
We're good to go.
**[07:26] ---**
Well, here we are again.
Another installment of *623 Radio.*
**[07:30] ---**
Thank you for sending in your letters.
**[07:33] ---**
We'll start with our first one.
**[07:36] ---**
It's finally begun. Private, stay sharp.
**[07:41] ---**
Okay.
**[07:44] ---**
Our first postcard comes from
**[07:46] ---**
Inner-Tokyo, and he goes
by the name of "Blue Oni."
**[07:50] ---**
"Good evening, 623-san.
**[07:51] ---**
Let me tell you what happened the other day.
**[07:54] ---**
On my way home from school,
I was harassed by a bunch of delinquents.
**[07:58] ---**
That's when a man that looked
like a frog appeared and saved me."
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?
**[08:01] ---**
"The truth is, I have never really
liked frogs before.
**[08:05] ---**
But now I realize they're
not so bad, after all."
**[08:07] ---**
Really? A man that looked like a frog?
**[08:10] ---**
A frog?
**[08:11] ---**
First we go with the subtle approach.
Now we've hooked her in.
**[08:17] ---**
Let's move on to the next letter, shall we?
**[08:18] ---**
This one is from Inner-Tokyo and
he's using the name "Blue Oni..."
**[08:22] ---**
Hey, it's the same guy.
**[08:24] ---**
Hmph. It's the same old tired show.
**[08:24] ---**
Come to think of it, it's almost Setsubun.
**[08:27] ---**
What's so good about this, anyway?
**[08:27] ---**
Maybe this letter is from a real oni.
**[08:29] ---**
"623-san, which color
do you like better, red or green?
**[08:32] ---**
I think red is nice since
it's such a passionate color,
**[08:35] ---**
but I prefer green, since it's humble
and shows real kindness.
**[08:40] ---**
Green is a color that can actually
relieve stress and ease tension."
**[08:42] ---**
Red...? Green...?
**[08:44] ---**
Another subtle but effective jab
straight into her heart.
**[08:47] ---**
This plan of mine is flawless.
**[08:53] ---**
Okay, it's time to move in.
**[08:57] ---**
What? I'm busy listening to the radio...
**[09:01] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Prepare yourself, ma'am!
**[09:05] ---**
What the heck are those?
**[09:07] ---**
What else but space leeches, ma'am?
**[09:12] ---**
And they'll cling on to every bit
of your skin and immobilize you,
**[09:16] ---**
so you'll have no choice but to listen to me
ramble on about Gundam models all night.
**[09:22] ---**
No... help me!
**[09:28] ---**
Oh no, Corporal Giroro. Look what I found.
***SIGN*** To Giroro
**[09:32] ---**
Huh? Where's the corporal?
**[09:35] ---**
Tamama, sit here.
**[09:38] ---**
Did I mess up?
**[09:40] ---**
You were supposed to call Giroro
here first for the plan to work!
**[09:42] ---**
What? Is that so?
**[09:44] ---**
What's wrong with you?
Take out your operation manual!
**[09:48] ---**
Look here.
**[09:49] ---**
It says after I attack,
**[09:51] ---**
you're supposed to go call Giroro for help.
**[09:55] ---**
So it does...
**[09:56] ---**
Can I see that, too?
**[09:57] ---**
Sure.
**[09:58] ---**
And then you were supposed
to bring that letter here,
**[10:00] ---**
and accidentally hand it over
to Lady Natsumi.
**[10:03] ---**
Now I remember!
**[10:04] ---**
And reading the letter will move me so much
**[10:06] ---**
that I'll start to like you, huh?
**[10:08] ---**
That's correct.
**[10:09] ---**
That's because Lady Natsumi
is simple-minded!
**[10:14] ---**
Who are you calling simple-minded?
**[10:16] ---**
Huh? Were you listening?
**[10:18] ---**
How dare you ruin my
favorite time of the day?!
**[10:22] ---**
Now, let's read some poems
that were sent in to us.
**[10:26] ---**
I'm sure we'll be reading some
lovely poetry from you out there.
**[10:30] ---**
What's that?
**[10:32] ---**
What happened, Keroro?
**[10:33] ---**
Are you all right?
Tell me, who did this to you?
**[10:37] ---**
Hang in there!
You're not hurt that bad!
**[10:41] ---**
G-Gi... Giroro...
**[10:45] ---**
Keroro...
**[10:46] ---**
This comes yet again from
the "Blue Oni" of Inner-Tokyo.
**[10:51] ---**
"When two lovers are together,
it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
**[10:58] ---**
It flutters in the wind
and embraces the lovers."
**[11:00] ---**
At last, it's just the two of us now.
**[11:04] ---**
Yeah... this is between you and me.
**[11:08] ---**
This ain't what I had in mind, sir.
**[11:10] ---**
Operation Blue Oni: a total flop.
**[11:20] ---**
Once upon a time...
No wait... this is a story of today.
**[11:23] ---**
There is this green alien...
**[11:29] ---**
I always thought the red oni
really rocked.
**[11:31] ---**
That blue oni is just
a hypocrite. He must be.
**[11:33] ---**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[11:35] ---**
I can't tell you why, but I'll try to be
**[11:37] ---**
a great red oni, starting today.
**[11:39] ---**
Oh, perfect timing.
***SIGN*** Oni away!
**[11:41] ---**
Oni away!
**[11:49] ---**
Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
***SIGN*** Soybeans
**[12:00] ---**
Soybeans.
**[12:01] ---**
S-Sarge?
**[12:03] ---**
Good luck, come!
**[12:06] ---**
Oni, away!!
**[12:10] ---**
S-Sis?
**[12:11] ---**
Grandma sent over these soybeans
to celebrate the coming of spring.
**[12:15] ---**
It would be a shame if we don't
scatter these all around the house.
**[12:17] ---**
That's not scattering,
that's pelting as hard as you can...
**[12:22] ---**
Th-That was cruel, ma'am!
**[12:23] ---**
I have every right to get angry.
Right, Master Fuyuki?
**[12:25] ---**
I... I guess...
**[12:27] ---**
I tell you. Being pelted by beans
out of the blue like this...
***SIGN*** Intense anger
**[12:29] ---**
I don't know... it hurts,
but it tastes good...
***SIGN*** Chomp chomp
**[12:33] ---**
Today is Setsubun, a Japanese
custom to drive away demons
**[12:36] ---**
and invite good fortune
by scattering beans.
**[12:39] ---**
And since you said you
wanted to be an oni...
**[12:42] ---**
I'll give you those beans,
so forgive me, okay?
**[12:45] ---**
My compensation is soybeans?
***SIGN*** Chomp chomp
**[12:50] ---**
Just then, the nutritious
Japanese organic soybeans
**[12:54] ---**
made specially by Grandma Hinata
energized the green alien's brain.
**[12:59] ---**
Looks like Lady Natsumi
has just made a crucial mistake.
**[13:03] ---**
She just gave me an idea
on how to get even,
**[13:05] ---**
and not only that, she gave me
this highly-nutritious feast!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[13:13] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[13:17] ---**
Darn it. Who's on duty here today?
***SIGN*** Kero 3, Kero 4, Natsu 5, Natsu 6, Fuyu 7, Fuyu 8, Kero 9, Kero 10, Natsu 11, Natsu 12
***SIGN*** Kero 3 Kero 4
**[13:21] ---**
I knew it was him.
**[13:24] ---**
Huh?
**[13:24] ---**
Remember what you did
to me earlier, Lady Natsumi?
**[13:27] ---**
Oh, so you brought your
henchmen to take revenge, huh?
**[13:30] ---**
You said it. Brace yourself, ma'am...
**[13:33] ---**
Shut up and finish washing the dishes!
**[13:37] ---**
Natchi's scarier than an oni.
**[13:39] ---**
Hurry up and shoot, Kululu!
**[13:41] ---**
Roger.
**[13:44] ---**
Oh no! Not another weird gun?!
**[13:47] ---**
Click!
**[13:55] ---**
W-What the heck did you just do?
**[13:58] ---**
Oh no! This is so embarrassing!
**[14:00] ---**
Excellent, Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[14:03] ---**
Well, then...
**[14:04] ---**
What's with this tiger outfit...
Ow. What the heck was that for?
**[14:08] ---**
What do you mean?
It's Setsubun today, ma'am.
**[14:11] ---**
Custom says we throw soybeans
at oni, right?
**[14:13] ---**
Oni? Yikes! Why do I have horns?!
**[14:17] ---**
It's an oni's job to get hit by beans.
**[14:20] ---**
And if you don't like it,
blame it on Japanese customs, ma'am.
**[14:24] ---**
All right, men. Get ready!
**[14:26] ---**
Tama!
**[14:27] ---**
Kulu!
**[14:28] ---**
Attack now!
**[14:32] ---**
Yay!
**[14:34] ---**
Oni away!
**[14:36] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[14:37] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[14:39] ---**
Hold it!
**[14:40] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[14:44] ---**
This isn't funny at all.
**[14:47] ---**
What the...
**[14:51] ---**
Why can't I take them off?!
**[14:59] ---**
Right now your body will not accept
**[15:01] ---**
anything except that costume, ma'am.
**[15:04] ---**
It would be so embarrassing,
you cannot even go outside like that.
**[15:09] ---**
Why don't we enjoy this
Setsubun game to the fullest?
**[15:15] ---**
Oni away! Oni away!
**[15:17] ---**
Hey! The oni is getting away!
**[15:23] ---**
S-Sis... You're cosplaying?!
**[15:26] ---**
No, those stupid frogs forced me
to wear this oni outfit!
**[15:30] ---**
An oni? Hmm...
**[15:33] ---**
Hold on a sec...
**[15:34] ---**
Hey, c'mon, help...
hey, what are you doing?
**[15:36] ---**
Sis. That's no ordinary oni costume.
**[15:40] ---**
I think there's a detailed description of it
**[15:42] ---**
in the legends of oni in Inner-Tokyo...
**[15:44] ---**
Never mind.
**[15:51] ---**
It's no use trying to escape, ma'am.
**[15:59] ---**
Owww!
**[16:00] ---**
Lady Natsumi's horns transmit
a signal which attracts the soybeans.
**[16:03] ---**
Amazing!
**[16:05] ---**
But now we have run out of those
all-important soybeans...
**[16:09] ---**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[16:11] ---**
It's okay if we don't have soybeans.
**[16:13] ---**
We can use anything that's
made out of soybeans.
**[16:15] ---**
Like this, for example.
***SIGN*** Low sodium bean paste
**[16:17] ---**
Bean paste?
**[16:18] ---**
Toss it.
**[16:27] ---**
What the heck are you throwing at me?
**[16:29] ---**
Wow! This is really fun! I wanna do more!
**[16:34] ---**
Jeez, what's with the bean paste?
***SIGN*** Soy milk
***SIGN*** Tofu Soy
***SIGN*** Soy sauce
**[16:39] ---**
Soy sauce.
**[16:40] ---**
Tofu.
**[16:41] ---**
And soy milk.
**[16:42] ---**
You've kidding!
**[16:44] ---**
Ow. Ow. Ow.
**[16:46] ---**
Ow. Ouch.
**[16:48] ---**
Now what?
***SIGN*** Bean curd cake
**[16:50] ---**
Bean curd cake.
**[16:51] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Soybean flour
**[16:51] ---**
Soybean flour.
**[16:52] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Soybean curd
**[16:53] ---**
Soybean curd.
**[16:54] ---**
OK.
**[16:55] ---**
Um... let's see now...
**[16:55] ---**
Hey, you two, stop wasting food!
**[16:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this one?
**[16:59] ---**
Ooh!
**[17:02] ---**
Why can't I open this?
**[17:04] ---**
It's no use, ma'am.
**[17:06] ---**
There is no escape, ma'am.
**[17:08] ---**
Okay, I apologize for what I did,
so can you turn me back to normal?
**[17:12] ---**
If you want to return to normal,
you have to agree to my terms.
**[17:16] ---**
Your terms?
**[17:17] ---**
Yes. Give me authority over
the entire Hinata family.
**[17:22] ---**
You know I can't agree to that!
**[17:24] ---**
Oh, really? Then what do you say to this?
***SIGN*** Natto
**[17:28] ---**
Th-Those are...
**[17:30] ---**
That's right. It's natto.
**[17:32] ---**
If you're not going to accept my request,
**[17:35] ---**
your whole body will be covered in natto,
and it will start to ferment, ma'am.
**[17:40] ---**
Now, accept my request!
**[17:43] ---**
How can I? I can't.
**[17:45] ---**
Then you leave me no choice.
**[17:50] ---**
Nooooo!
**[17:57] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[17:58] ---**
Ow. Ow. Ow.
**[18:00] ---**
What's wrong? What happened?
**[18:03] ---**
This is Kululu.
**[18:04] ---**
The guinea pig we used
to test that gun just escaped.
**[18:08] ---**
Say what? I told you to keep an eye on him!
**[18:18] ---**
Tamama, let's get out of here.
**[18:19] ---**
Roger!
**[18:21] ---**
Oh, shoot.
**[18:33] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:34] ---**
Oni away, I say!
**[18:39] ---**
Oni away!
**[18:42] ---**
Oni away!
**[18:45] ---**
Stay still!
**[18:49] ---**
The Red Oni is three times
more powerful.
**[18:52] ---**
Well, only 1.3 times,
but he is definitely more powerful.
**[18:59] ---**
Bullied Natsumi... Bullied Natsumi...
**[19:04] ---**
Oh no.
**[19:05] ---**
He's gone berserk,
and can't talk right anymore.
**[19:05] ---**
Bullied Natsumi...
**[19:08] ---**
I've got no choice...
I must use force to stop him!
***SIGN*** Transformation complete FA (Full Armor) Keroro
**[19:21] ---**
Keroro, full armor transformation!
**[19:23] ---**
It's been a long time since
I last took you on seriously.
**[19:28] ---**
Come on, let's enjoy this fight...
**[19:35] ---**
Amazing... You saw through
the only weakness in my full armor,
**[19:38] ---**
raining bullets on my
totally unprotected face.
**[19:41] ---**
Corporal Giroro... you may be my subordinate,
**[19:44] ---**
but you're definitely a formidable man.
**[19:49] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:49] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:58] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:00] ---**
Don't let your guard down
until the end, I say.
**[20:04] ---**
And so I'm the victor.
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[20:09] ---**
Sis, I finally found it.
That's not an oni, it's a thunder god.
**[20:13] ---**
A thunder god?
**[20:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:15] ---**
That's why you have all those taiko drums
behind you. Right, Sarge?
**[20:19] ---**
I... I don't know what
you're talking about...
**[20:22] ---**
So that means...
**[20:26] ---**
...I can do this, right?
**[20:30] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[20:37] ---**
All right!
**[20:38] ---**
K-Kululu... you fool.
**[20:45] ---**
W-What's this?
**[20:46] ---**
A chocolate cake.
It's to thank you for saving me.
**[20:50] ---**
Here.
**[20:54] ---**
This is sweet... almost too sweet.
**[20:55] ---**
Oh, shut up. It's supposed to be sweet...
**[21:01] ---**
...though I guess I should use
a little less sugar next time.
**[21:05] ---**
And so, the red alien enjoyed
a pleasant moment with an Earthling.
**[21:11] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
**[21:14] ---**
Meanwhile, the green alien...
**[21:19] ---**
It's all about Little Red Riding Hood now!
***SIGN*** Operation: Little Red Riding Hood Is it too obvious?
**[21:23] ---**
Let's start Operation:
Little Red Riding Hood now.
**[21:26] ---**
First, I'll get eaten by a Nyororo.
**[21:29] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[21:30] ---**
It seems the green alien
hasn't learned his lesson, after all.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
Let's get started!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro.
This is the Giroro drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro
Giroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
When the setting red sun
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"Nani kore~"
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"What the heck is that?"
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Sutete kite!"
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Go and throw it out!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Shouri no hata o hatamekase
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
With our victory flags
triumphantly fluttering,
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Fune de norikome teki jinchi
(Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Charge into enemy territory by ship,
(Watch out for traps!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
"Gakkou iku dake dakara"
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
I'm just going to school.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
"Majide?"
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
My old man has a double chin.
(No kidding?)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Even on a blind trail,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Keep your eyes forward
and advance at a crawl.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
There may be many twists and turns,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
(Natsumi…!!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But be forthright about your true feelings.
(Natsumi...!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
"Giku!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
(Yikes!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Corporal Giroro!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:08] ---**
This is Kululu.
Inventing things is pretty hard work.
**[23:11] ---**
Especially for me,
**[23:12] ---**
since I devise things that
will cause trouble for others.
**[23:15] ---**
The other day, I accidentally
made something that was useful.
**[23:18] ---**
But I destroyed it right away.
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, in the next episode,
we take on winter sports!
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
A Sports Showdown, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
Assault Robot Battle, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!