# E104 - Keroro: Farewell, Dear Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Countdown to Destruction, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK03EW/keroro-farewell-dear-keroro-sir--keroro-countdown-to-destruction-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
***SIGN*** 2006 A.D.
**[01:32] ---**
2006 A.D.
**[01:34] ---**
Earth is suddenly invaded by a
mysterious extraterrestrial life form.
**[01:43] ---**
In the space of a moment,
the planet is in ruins.
**[01:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[01:55] ---**
How could you do this to the Earth?!
**[01:58] ---**
And now my mission is complete.
**[02:02] ---**
It is time to go our separate ways at last.
**[02:05] ---**
But...
**[02:06] ---**
Farewell, Master Fuyuki!
**[02:09] ---**
Wait, Sarge!
**[02:11] ---**
Don't go!
**[02:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:30] ---**
Earth has been thoroughly invaded.
**[02:34] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro departed Earth.
**[02:39] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:44] ---**
Don't go!
**[02:48] ---**
As if that could really happen!
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, just a dream...
**[02:53] ---**
Fuyuki! Hey, Fuyuki!
**[02:56] ---**
Sis, are you okay?
**[02:57] ---**
What's up?
**[03:02] ---**
Fuyuki! Are you all right?!
**[03:06] ---**
Did my...
**[03:08] ---**
...dream come true?!
**[03:13] ---**
Keroro: Farewell, Dear Keroro, Sir!
**[03:18] ---**
What is this gunk? What's going on?
***SIGN*** Squish Squish Squish
**[03:21] ---**
That stupid frog is obviously behind it!
***SIGN*** Drip Drip Drip
**[03:25] ---**
The door's too slippery to open!
**[03:27] ---**
We can't go to school like this!
**[03:30] ---**
Darn it! That stupid frog!
**[03:33] ---**
He's gonna pay for this!
**[03:34] ---**
Kero kero kero kero!
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero...
**[03:45] ---**
Sis!
***SIGN*** Trash Trash Trash
**[03:47] ---**
Vacuuming!
**[03:49] ---**
Sarge!
**[03:51] ---**
Kero kero kero kero!
**[03:52] ---**
Cleaning up the kitchen and dishes, too!
**[03:55] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[03:58] ---**
Kero!
**[03:58] ---**
Hey!
**[03:59] ---**
Kero kerori...
**[04:00] ---**
Kero kero...
**[04:02] ---**
Get back here!
**[04:04] ---**
The washing machine is fun!
**[04:10] ---**
Why, you...
***SIGN*** Fury
**[04:13] ---**
...stupid frog!
**[04:17] ---**
From now on, as my captives,
you two will clean,
**[04:19] ---**
do the laundry, cook, and handle
all other household chores!
**[04:23] ---**
And you don't get any allowance, either!
**[04:26] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[04:28] ---**
Kero kerori...
**[04:29] ---**
The Hinata house has been captured.
**[04:31] ---**
It's now a giant prison!
**[04:33] ---**
Give it up!
**[04:35] ---**
It will go easier on you if you become my
obedient servants without any muss or fuss.
**[04:40] ---**
Kero kero kero kero...
**[04:42] ---**
Let's go after him, Fuyuki!
**[04:43] ---**
R-Right...
**[04:45] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[04:48] ---**
That dream may prove to be prophetic.
**[04:51] ---**
What are you muttering to yourself about?!
**[04:52] ---**
Just keep running!
**[04:54] ---**
Kero kerori.
**[04:56] ---**
All of their weaknesses are obvious.
**[04:59] ---**
As for that formidable enemy, Lady Mom,
**[05:01] ---**
she'll be stuck at work until
Mr. Yoshizaki finishes his manuscript.
***SIGN*** Stuck like a sardine in a can
**[05:06] ---**
The total invasion of the Hinata house
**[05:08] ---**
was actually very simple.
**[05:09] ---**
Do it.
**[05:11] ---**
Roger!
**[05:12] ---**
This is Nart One. Commence the operation.
**[05:16] ---**
This is Dart One. Roger.
**[05:18] ---**
Ninja Art: Fake Horse!
**[05:25] ---**
Th-Those footprints...
**[05:27] ---**
Like in 1855,
**[05:29] ---**
in Devonshire, England, when the
devil's footprints were found?!
**[05:33] ---**
If the same footprints are here...
**[05:37] ---**
...then maybe this is proof
***SIGN*** Viva Occult!
**[05:39] ---**
that some kind of space alien
was in England at the time!
**[05:42] ---**
That's great!
***SIGN*** Viva! Occult!
**[05:43] ---**
Fuyuki, where are you going?!
**[05:46] ---**
Trapping occult fan Master Fuyuki
**[05:49] ---**
is like taking candy from a baby Keronian.
**[05:52] ---**
New Leaves One, seal the deal.
**[05:56] ---**
New Leaves One, here. Roger.
**[06:02] ---**
A crystal skull!
**[06:04] ---**
And it shows signs of
super-ancient cavity treatment!
**[06:08] ---**
A mysterious thing like this is called
an "out of place artifact," right?
***SIGN*** It's OOPArt!!
**[06:11] ---**
Awesome! This could be a new discovery...
**[06:16] ---**
Tama tama tama...
**[06:18] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[06:19] ---**
Come on, where did you go?
**[06:21] ---**
Okay, let's move on to Lady Natsumi.
**[06:23] ---**
Skull One, what's the situation?
**[06:26] ---**
This is Skull One. It's roasting perfectly.
**[06:29] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
**[06:34] ---**
This smell...
**[06:39] ---**
Baked sweet potato?
**[06:40] ---**
Could this be...
**[06:42] ---**
...Giroro's?
**[06:47] ---**
Who's there?!
**[06:48] ---**
Hi, Natsumi-chan.
**[06:49] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?
**[06:51] ---**
W-What are you doing here?
**[06:53] ---**
Of course, I came so the two of us
**[06:56] ---**
could share that sweet potato.
**[06:59] ---**
S-Senpai... The two of us, you say...
**[07:11] ---**
Sis, are you okay?
**[07:13] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[07:14] ---**
Kero kero kero!
**[07:16] ---**
Have you two realized what you're up against?
**[07:19] ---**
The invaders have shown their true colors
at last, and bared their fangs!
**[07:23] ---**
But wait a second... isn't
something strange about them?
**[07:27] ---**
Oh, I see. They're redesigned for
the beginning of the third year!
***SIGN*** Resdesigned to Commemorate Three Years!!
**[07:31] ---**
Is that really it?
**[07:33] ---**
Stupid frog! Set us free!
**[07:36] ---**
This is just mean, Sarge!
What happened to you?
**[07:39] ---**
Mean, shmean!
**[07:41] ---**
We're just carrying out
our mission as invaders!
**[07:45] ---**
Kero kerori!
**[07:46] ---**
You're acting kind of weird, Sarge.
Come to your senses!
**[07:50] ---**
Not "kind of," *really* weird!
**[07:53] ---**
The new Gundam plastic model
comes out tomorrow, right?
**[07:57] ---**
We made a plan to go out and
buy it together, remember?
**[08:00] ---**
Gundam plastic model?
**[08:02] ---**
Ah! You mean like this?
**[08:04] ---**
Whoops. It slipped out of my hand.
**[08:08] ---**
I'm not interested in that crap anymore.
**[08:12] ---**
What...?!
**[08:13] ---**
The stupid frog deep-sixed his
Gundam plastic model collection?
**[08:16] ---**
Maybe they weren't only redesigned,
but had their personalities changed, too?
***SIGN*** Height Weight Rank: Sergeant
**[08:19] ---**
That's right!
**[08:21] ---**
We're not the same frogs we were last week!
**[08:23] ---**
All of us have been reborn!
**[08:26] ---**
Why does something feel wrong here?
**[08:27] ---**
Giroro, you too?!
**[08:29] ---**
That's right. We're invaders!
**[08:32] ---**
This is my true form!
**[08:39] ---**
And this is mine!
**[08:41] ---**
I am not the same background
character that you remember!
**[08:45] ---**
This is Dororo-kun's precious music box,
which I broke when we were kids!
**[08:49] ---**
Thump!
**[08:50] ---**
Trauma Switch... on?
**[08:53] ---**
Huh? It's not connecting.
**[08:55] ---**
I've been reborn, too!
**[08:58] ---**
Ugly jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[09:00] ---**
Goodbye to that!
***SIGN*** Kooky Cookies Potato Chips Yummy Boy Curls
**[09:01] ---**
Delicious snacks!
**[09:03] ---**
Goodbye to that!
**[09:04] ---**
And...
**[09:06] ---**
...goodbye to my respect for Mr. Sergeant.
***SIGN*** Disrespectful
**[09:10] ---**
A-Actually, Private Tamama,
**[09:12] ---**
I'd rather you didn't say goodbye to that...
**[09:16] ---**
I've been reborn, too!
**[09:18] ---**
But how have I been reborn, you ask?
***SIGN*** Banned Words
**[09:22] ---**
I can't say it on TV.
**[09:25] ---**
Kero kero kero kero!
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[09:32] ---**
W-What is that...
**[09:34] ---**
...weird intensity?
**[09:36] ---**
What's wrong, you guys?
**[09:38] ---**
And now we begin the invasion at last!
**[09:41] ---**
Begin!
**[09:55] ---**
With this Keroro Robo 2,
**[09:57] ---**
we'll invade the whole planet!
**[10:00] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Tohoku Hot Springs Tour
**[10:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:18] ---**
I'll save you!
**[10:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[10:25] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[10:29] ---**
Sarge?
**[10:30] ---**
Yes?
**[10:31] ---**
Your face is different from before!
***SIGN*** Before
**[10:33] ---**
You guys are impostors!
**[10:35] ---**
Gero?
**[10:36] ---**
No, no!
**[10:38] ---**
They're the impostors! We're the real things!
**[10:41] ---**
R-Really?!
**[10:43] ---**
You look alike, so I was totally fooled!
***SIGN*** The Real One
***SIGN*** The Fake One
**[10:46] ---**
Me, too!
**[10:47] ---**
Actually, me too!
**[10:49] ---**
You'd think you'd notice...
**[10:51] ---**
But where did those impostors come from?
**[10:53] ---**
Gero?
**[10:54] ---**
While we were away on a company trip,
**[10:57] ---**
we left those copy robots in charge.
**[11:00] ---**
Robots?
**[11:01] ---**
Then the robots have their
own wills and revolted?
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, no.
**[11:06] ---**
I just put the wrong mode on.
***SIGN*** Housework Invasion Rest
**[11:11] ---**
Yep, there it is.
**[11:12] ---**
I meant to put it on housework mode before
we left, but it's in invasion mode.
**[11:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are too careless!
**[11:18] ---**
Well, I was thinking about
the hot spring trip...
**[11:22] ---**
So you *are* responsible for this...
**[11:25] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[11:27] ---**
Look, I brought back souvenirs!
***SIGN*** Grilled Rice Sticks
**[11:29] ---**
Akita's specialty, grilled rice sticks,
Sendai's specialty, pureed bamboo fish cakes,
***SIGN*** Bamboo Fish Cakes
**[11:33] ---**
and Iwate's specialty,
ground sesame dumplings!
**[11:35] ---**
You stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[11:38] ---**
Gero! I'm sorry!
**[11:40] ---**
I'm not letting you off the hook this time!
**[11:43] ---**
Is it really over?
**[11:43] ---**
No allowance for three months!
**[11:46] ---**
No!
**[11:47] ---**
That ill-omened dream I had this morning...
**[11:51] ---**
I have a feeling something really
bad is about to happen...
**[11:55] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's premonition will hit the mark
in our second half, after these commercials.
**[12:00] ---**
So don't change the channel!
**[12:09] ---**
A fine spring afternoon...
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
**[12:12] ---**
Kero...
**[12:15] ---**
One alien is basking in the sun.
**[12:20] ---**
What a gorgeous day...
**[12:24] ---**
A tea stalk is floating upright!
***SIGN*** Tea Stalk Floating Upright
**[12:26] ---**
That's a lucky omen!
***SIGN*** Sank
**[12:30] ---**
What's the point of enjoying the peace?
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
**[12:33] ---**
We're supposed to be invaders!
**[12:36] ---**
Forget your tea stalk!
**[12:37] ---**
Where's this outburst coming from?!
**[12:39] ---**
Why did you have to interrupt
when I was refreshing my mind?!
**[12:41] ---**
You had plenty of time for that
when we were on our company trip!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Tohoku Hot Springs Tour
**[12:44] ---**
When you think about it,
***SIGN*** Resdesigned to Commemorate Three Years!!
**[12:47] ---**
copy robots or not,
we should've let them invade!
**[12:51] ---**
That's what you say, but the first thing
you did was save Lady Natsumi!
**[12:55] ---**
S-Shut up! Just think of an invasion plan!
**[12:59] ---**
I don't need you to tell me that!
I was thinking about it!
**[13:01] ---**
Liar!
**[13:02] ---**
Don't just say the first thing
that comes to mind!
**[13:04] ---**
I'm not lying!
**[13:05] ---**
Then what kind of plan have you got?
**[13:07] ---**
Tell me what it is! Show me!
**[13:10] ---**
I'll tell you! I'll show you!
**[13:11] ---**
Jeez!
**[13:12] ---**
What's wrong? Show me what it is! Tell me!
**[13:12] ---**
What are they doing?! Man, they're noisy!
**[13:18] ---**
Ow!
**[13:20] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[13:21] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?! Are you okay?!
**[13:24] ---**
I stubbed my little toe on the
corner of the chest of drawers!
**[13:29] ---**
It hurt!
**[13:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:31] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Evil Plot
**[13:33] ---**
I can use that!
**[13:39] ---**
Keroro: Countdown to Destruction, Sir!
**[13:44] ---**
And so,
**[13:45] ---**
if you stub your little toe on
the corner of a chest of drawers,
**[13:48] ---**
it's extremely painful,
**[13:50] ---**
a fact that's recently been
brought to my attention.
**[13:52] ---**
True, it is very painful!
**[13:55] ---**
What about it?
**[13:57] ---**
In short, we can use that for the invasion!
**[14:01] ---**
What does the corner of a chest of drawers
have to do with the invasion?!
**[14:04] ---**
Well, observe.
**[14:06] ---**
It's a normal chest of drawers.
**[14:10] ---**
It's a self-propelled chest of drawers.
**[14:12] ---**
In other words, a moving chest.
**[14:13] ---**
When a little toe is detected, it calculates
the most painful place to bump,
**[14:18] ---**
and then attacks on its own,
per my programming.
**[14:21] ---**
Useless.
**[14:26] ---**
We'll scatter these self-propelled
chests all over the world,
**[14:29] ---**
they'll smash against the little toes
of the Pekoponians,
**[14:32] ---**
who'll then be paralyzed with pain,
which is when we'll invade.
**[14:34] ---**
And that is my grand yet peaceful plan.
**[14:38] ---**
Will it really work that well?
**[14:40] ---**
You'd better not underestimate
the corner of a chest.
**[14:43] ---**
Even Lady Natsumi
**[14:45] ---**
howled in pain when she ran afoul of one.
**[14:47] ---**
It hurts!
**[14:50] ---**
T-True, it does seem to be worth a shot.
**[14:52] ---**
Yeah, right?
**[14:54] ---**
For starters,
**[14:55] ---**
we'll distribute these self-propelled
chests all over Okutokyo.
**[14:59] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[15:01] ---**
So on my way out today,
**[15:03] ---**
I stubbed my little toe on the corner of a
chest of drawers, and it hurt like the dickens!
**[15:08] ---**
Oh! 623-san, too?!
**[15:08] ---**
Why is it always the little toe?
**[15:11] ---**
I've never banged my big toe.
**[15:11] ---**
I know! I'll write him a postcard saying
I hit my toe on the corner of a chest, too!
**[15:13] ---**
So you should watch out
for those little toes.
**[15:15] ---**
Let's see...
**[15:17] ---**
And be careful around chests of drawers.
**[15:17] ---**
Postcards, postcards...
***SIGN*** Crack
**[15:19] ---**
Ow!
**[15:22] ---**
Huh. Sorry to hear that.
**[15:24] ---**
I imagine the chest of drawers at
your house is huge, Nishizawa-san,
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Chest of Drawers
Image
**[15:27] ---**
so bumping into it would
be extremely painful.
**[15:29] ---**
The chest wasn't that big,
**[15:32] ---**
but it did hurt a little.
**[15:34] ---**
You be careful too, Fuyuki-kun.
**[15:36] ---**
Okay. Come to think of it, I think Sis was
saying she stubbed her little toe earlier.
**[15:38] ---**
It hurts...
**[15:42] ---**
Could this be...
**[15:44] ---**
...synchronicity?
***SIGN*** Synchronicity (meaningful coincidence)
**[15:47] ---**
Certainly, there was a case
in France in 1987,
**[15:51] ---**
in which everyone in a certain town hit
their Achilles' heel at the same time...
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Ow!
**[16:00] ---**
Ow!
**[16:00] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun?!
**[16:01] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[16:03] ---**
Fuyuki-kun? Fuyuki-kun?!
**[16:03] ---**
What's a chest of drawers doing here?
**[16:05] ---**
Paul, get ready! We're going
to Fuyuki-kun's house!
**[16:09] ---**
Emergency deployment! Emergency deployment!
**[16:18] ---**
Therefore, I alone shall accompany you.
**[16:22] ---**
What the heck is going on here?!
**[16:24] ---**
I wonder if something's happened...
**[16:27] ---**
I'm back.
**[16:31] ---**
Bro!
**[16:32] ---**
Yeouch!
**[16:33] ---**
Ow!
**[16:34] ---**
Ouch!
**[16:35] ---**
Yeow!
**[16:37] ---**
Ouch!
**[16:37] ---**
What in the world
**[16:38] ---**
is going on here?!
**[16:47] ---**
What is a chest of drawers doing here?
***SIGN*** Crack
**[16:50] ---**
I let down my guard!
**[16:54] ---**
99.7, 99.8,
**[16:57] ---**
99.9...
**[16:58] ---**
100%!
**[17:00] ---**
The chest accuracy rate
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Total Domination
**[17:02] ---**
has reached 100% of Inner-Tokyoites!
**[17:05] ---**
Or, like, working wonders?
**[17:06] ---**
What do you think about the
miserable condition of this town?
**[17:09] ---**
My plan is perfect!
**[17:12] ---**
You're amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:13] ---**
Will it work? This time,
could it really work?
**[17:17] ---**
Now, let's aim for the whole world!
Chest mother ship, takeoff!
***SIGN*** Upcoming Victory
**[17:21] ---**
Roger!
**[17:22] ---**
Or, like, cleared for takeoff!
***SIGN*** Takeoff
**[17:25] ---**
Activating wide area anti-barrier!
**[17:40] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
**[17:42] ---**
Yeah, I'm fine now.
**[17:44] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:45] ---**
But it's strange.
**[17:47] ---**
What are the chances that all of us would
stub our little toe against a chest?
**[17:52] ---**
True...
**[17:53] ---**
Maybe...
**[17:59] ---**
It figures.
**[18:06] ---**
The stupid frog is behind this!
**[18:13] ---**
This is...
**[18:14] ---**
My little toes can't take that!
**[18:16] ---**
Leave this to Paul!
**[18:22] ---**
Let's foil their plans, my pinkie!
***SIGN*** Bandaged Little Toe 100 Slashing Kicks!
**[18:33] ---**
Now! While you have a chance!
**[18:36] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:39] ---**
Paul!
**[18:41] ---**
Milady...
**[18:43] ---**
Please be safe!
**[18:46] ---**
Paul!
**[18:48] ---**
Paul!
**[18:52] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:53] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[18:54] ---**
Momocchi, too!
**[18:56] ---**
I was right! This *is* your doing!
**[18:58] ---**
Stop this, Sarge!
**[19:00] ---**
If you cause any more trouble for Fuyuki-kun,
**[19:03] ---**
I'll put you in check with the military might
of the Nishizawa family!
**[19:07] ---**
Um...
**[19:08] ---**
That might be overreacting a little...
**[19:10] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[19:12] ---**
It's not an overreaction at all.
**[19:15] ---**
The problem is...
**[19:16] ---**
...you're all too late!
***SIGN*** Brimming With Confidence
**[19:21] ---**
Right now, my fleet of chest mother ships
**[19:24] ---**
is deploying around the world,
and they're full of self-propelled chests!
**[19:40] ---**
What?!
**[19:41] ---**
Around the world?
**[19:42] ---**
Indeed.
**[19:43] ---**
As all Pekoponians faint in agony from
stubbing their little toes against a chest,
**[19:48] ---**
they'll kneel before us!
**[19:52] ---**
I-It feels like we can really invade!
**[19:56] ---**
Well, I'm not surprised.
**[20:01] ---**
The countdown towards total
domination of Pekopon
**[20:04] ---**
starts now!
**[20:06] ---**
9! 8! 7!
**[20:09] ---**
6! 5!
**[20:11] ---**
Around the world...
**[20:11] ---**
4!
**[20:12] ---**
3! 2!
**[20:14] ---**
1!
**[20:15] ---**
It won't work, Sarge.
**[20:17] ---**
Huh?
**[20:21] ---**
W-Why won't it work?
**[20:24] ---**
After all...
**[20:25] ---**
Gero?
**[20:27] ---**
After alll...
***SIGN*** Viva America!
**[20:29] ---**
...Americans wear their shoes
even in the house!
**[20:34] ---**
Meanwhile, at Melody Honey-san's
house in America...
***SIGN*** America: Melody Honey's Residence
***SIGN*** Crack
**[20:42] ---**
What?
**[20:45] ---**
Oh, no problem!
**[20:47] ---**
It doesn't hurt!
**[20:54] ---**
But even in Japan, some people
wear their shoes in the house.
**[20:58] ---**
Yeah, that's true.
**[21:00] ---**
People wear shoes in their houses
in other countries, too!
**[21:02] ---**
Then it's a bust!
**[21:04] ---**
And so Sergeant Keroro's
fearsome plan ended in failure.
**[21:08] ---**
But it felt like we were one step away
from success with this plan!
**[21:12] ---**
Your idiotic plans
**[21:14] ---**
always have some fundamental flaw!
**[21:17] ---**
That's not true!
**[21:19] ---**
For a while there, you had faith
we'd be victorious, didn't you?
**[21:22] ---**
You wept tears of gratitude!
**[21:24] ---**
Enough idle gossip!
**[21:26] ---**
Gero!
**[21:27] ---**
But it's true!
**[21:29] ---**
Quiet!
**[21:38] ---**
What in the world is that?
**[21:41] ---**
It seems HQ sent it here.
**[21:44] ---**
They found out we left copy robots behind
while we went on that company trip.
**[21:48] ---**
Gero!
**[21:49] ---**
It sounds like they're furious.
**[21:53] ---**
It says we had better invade
in the next six months.
**[21:55] ---**
Otherwise, they'll send us home.
**[21:57] ---**
Gero!
**[21:58] ---**
Half a year?!
**[22:00] ---**
Maybe that number...
**[22:07] ---**
...is the countdown to the invasion?!
**[22:10] ---**
Wow! Sergeant Keroro has suddenly
been driven into a corner!
**[22:13] ---**
Invasion or evacuation?
**[22:16] ---**
There are 175 more days
until the day of destiny!
***SIGN*** 175 Days Until the Invasion
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
This is Tamama! Sweet and delicious cherry
blossom rice cakes are in full bloom!
***SIGN*** Very Sweet
Special White Chocolate
***SIGN*** Bun
***SIGN*** Instant Dumpling
***SIGN*** Instant Dumpling Burger 150 yen!
**[23:57] ---**
Do not give up, my instant dumplings!
**[23:59] ---**
That aside, I have a bad feeling
about dead stock!
**[24:02] ---**
Am I not good enough for you?!
***SIGN*** Glare
**[24:05] ---**
"Keroro: Grand Reopening Smile Sale, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Daikon Radish
***SIGN*** Cabbage
***SIGN*** Carrot
***SIGN*** Green Pepper
***SIGN*** Celery
Lotus Root
***SIGN*** Vegetable Juice
**[24:09] ---**
"Momoka: Lovey-Dovey Battle Royal at
the Cherry Blossom Viewing Party, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Vegetable Burger 130 yen!
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!