# E165 - Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir! / Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKN45/kululu-acting-commander-sir--koyuki-normal-extra-hard-training-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Emergencies happen without any warning.
**[01:40] ---**
Now just this one...
**[01:44] ---**
Gero!
**[01:46] ---**
He strained his back?
**[01:48] ---**
Correct. And right afterwards,
he was admitted at the space hospital.
**[01:52] ---**
Hmph. Proof that he slacks off all the time.
**[01:55] ---**
Well, I'm sure we'll be fine without him.
**[01:58] ---**
About that...
**[02:00] ---**
The ambassador from another planet is
suddenly coming over to observe Pekopon.
**[02:05] ---**
What?!
**[02:07] ---**
We have to entertain him.
**[02:09] ---**
Of all times, it had to be now!
**[02:12] ---**
Who's going to take command?
**[02:14] ---**
According to military law,
in the event of an emergency,
**[02:17] ---**
such as the absence of the commander,
the next highest-ranking member takes over.
**[02:22] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal
***SIGN*** Corporal
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major
**[02:32] ---**
Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Of all people, it's the ambassador of Bureaucrazy,
the planet where everyone's ornery!
**[02:42] ---**
But Keron is trying to form an alliance
with Bureaucrazy, so here we are.
***SIGN*** Acting Commander
**[02:47] ---**
Of course we must please him
with our hospitality.
**[02:49] ---**
But we must also be careful not
to offend him, knowingly or not.
**[03:03] ---**
Your shabby base here
befits this filthy planet.
**[03:07] ---**
The Keron army fails to impress, too.
**[03:10] ---**
What's that look?
Do you have something to say?
**[03:13] ---**
No...
**[03:15] ---**
Letting Kululu handle
this insulting goon is nuts!
**[03:20] ---**
Way too dangerous!
**[03:22] ---**
Now!
**[03:26] ---**
K-Kululu-dono...
**[03:29] ---**
S-Salute...
**[03:49] ---**
Welcome and thank you for
coming, Mr. Ambassador.
**[03:51] ---**
What?!
**[03:52] ---**
Tama?!
**[03:54] ---**
It was a beautiful salute,
**[03:57] ---**
the kind people would talk about
for ages to come.
**[04:01] ---**
I am the acting commander of the
Keroro Platoon, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[04:05] ---**
Acting commander?
**[04:06] ---**
What happened to the real commander?
**[04:08] ---**
He was hospitalized after a sudden injury.
**[04:12] ---**
I shall accompany you today, Ambassador.
***SIGN*** Right Angle
**[04:15] ---**
A right angle!
**[04:17] ---**
First, I shall give you a tour of the base.
**[04:21] ---**
Lead the way.
***SIGN*** Stunned...
**[04:25] ---**
This is a measly room.
**[04:27] ---**
The difference between your planet's
military facilities and this
**[04:31] ---**
is the difference between
an adult and child.
**[04:33] ---**
W-What's going on here?!
**[04:35] ---**
Kululu-senpai has changed!
**[04:38] ---**
I cannot believe my eyes.
**[04:40] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[04:40] ---**
Yes?!
**[04:41] ---**
The ambassador must be tired.
**[04:43] ---**
Prepare the large bath.
**[04:45] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:47] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo, prepare the
bowling alley in the recreation room.
**[04:49] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:51] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, you have
already prepared lunch in the kitchen,
**[04:54] ---**
so stand by.
**[04:56] ---**
Okay!
**[04:57] ---**
And now let's move on to the
next facility, Mr. Ambassador.
**[05:01] ---**
I can't believe this!
**[05:02] ---**
He is so commanding...
**[05:05] ---**
I'm moved to tears.
***SIGN*** Space Emergency Hospital
**[05:08] ---**
Meanwhile, Sergeant Keroro...
**[05:13] ---**
...is also fired up.
**[05:17] ---**
Or, like, repose required?
**[05:21] ---**
Please have a seat, Ambassador.
**[05:23] ---**
So I shall.
***SIGN*** Thumbtack
**[05:27] ---**
Thumbtack.
**[05:28] ---**
What's a thumbtack doing here?!
**[05:30] ---**
It will give him an extra hole in the butt!
**[05:33] ---**
If I say there's a thumbtack on the chair,
it'll just sound like sarcasm!
***SIGN*** Stab
**[05:44] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[05:45] ---**
Oh... I apologize.
**[05:48] ---**
Ambassador, my subordinate's
blunder is my responsibility.
**[05:51] ---**
Please forgive him.
**[05:53] ---**
Let's just not see any more "blunders."
**[05:56] ---**
Unless you want the amicable relationship
between our planets to fall apart.
**[05:59] ---**
Don't worry, Corporal Giroro.
**[06:02] ---**
Just do better.
**[06:04] ---**
S-Sorry... Kululu.
**[06:07] ---**
H-He seems so dependable...
**[06:09] ---**
If Kululu were commander, maybe
we really could invade Pekopon!
**[06:18] ---**
Lunch will be brought out in a moment.
**[06:22] ---**
Don't tell me he's...
**[06:32] ---**
Then he is deliberately putting us in a bind,
**[06:34] ---**
all so he can enjoy seeing how we react?!
**[06:38] ---**
He is more wicked at heart than I am!
**[06:41] ---**
That dirtbag.
**[06:42] ---**
That is so terrible!
**[06:43] ---**
He is a lowdown snake!
**[06:46] ---**
For lunch, we've prepared
our platoon's special curry.
**[06:52] ---**
Please choose whichever plate you like.
**[06:55] ---**
Knowing him, this must be a trap.
**[07:00] ---**
My guess is one of these plates is
heaped with extremely spicy curry.
**[07:04] ---**
We cannot let the ambassador eat it!
**[07:07] ---**
Then...
**[07:10] ---**
Please, Ambassador! Choose a safe curry!
**[07:15] ---**
This one!
**[07:19] ---**
That's the one!
**[07:20] ---**
Dororo! Tamama and I will
distract the ambassador!
**[07:23] ---**
Meanwhile, you...
**[07:24] ---**
Roger!
**[07:25] ---**
Th-That's...
**[07:27] ---**
What is it?
**[07:28] ---**
Swish!
**[07:30] ---**
What is it?
**[07:31] ---**
Oh...
**[07:31] ---**
It turned out to be nothing.
**[07:33] ---**
Th-Then let's eat!
**[07:36] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[07:43] ---**
They're all super-spicy.
**[07:46] ---**
Spicy!
**[07:49] ---**
I love spicy food.
***SIGN*** Another Helping
**[07:51] ---**
More!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
**[07:56] ---**
He puts us to shame.
**[08:03] ---**
The last throw.
**[08:04] ---**
The ambassador will win
unless he throws a gutter ball.
**[08:08] ---**
Letting the person feel good by
winning is part of hospitality.
**[08:12] ---**
Here I go!
**[08:14] ---**
Toss.
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:20] ---**
At this rate, never mind a gutter ball!
He will slip and fall on his face!
**[08:25] ---**
I shall step in!
**[08:32] ---**
Nice!
***SIGN*** Push
**[08:40] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Toss
**[08:45] ---**
This is bad!
**[08:46] ---**
It will slip into the gutter!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
**[08:58] ---**
Gutter ball, huh?
**[09:00] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Bath
**[09:05] ---**
Nothing better than a bath after bowling.
**[09:10] ---**
Somehow we made it safely this far.
**[09:13] ---**
We just need to hold out a little longer.
**[09:23] ---**
A... A toupee!
**[09:25] ---**
It'll be bad if he realizes we know!
**[09:29] ---**
If we can return it to the ambassador's
head without him noticing...
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, no! Get it before Kululu!
**[09:37] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Bars of Soap x3
**[09:40] ---**
Three bars of soap!
**[09:42] ---**
Tama!
**[09:43] ---**
Wha...?!
**[10:00] ---**
Wha...?!
**[10:01] ---**
He...
**[10:02] ---**
Huh?!
**[10:04] ---**
This is a nice bath.
**[10:06] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[10:13] ---**
I had a good time.
**[10:15] ---**
Farewell!
**[10:23] ---**
Somehow we got through that safely.
**[10:26] ---**
I can't take any more of
Acting Commander Kululu.
**[10:29] ---**
Still...
**[10:30] ---**
...at the very end, he got us all out
of a pinch with that toupee business.
**[10:34] ---**
Does it mean that when all's said
and done, he's a Keronian soldier?
**[10:42] ---**
Are we having another visitor today?
**[10:45] ---**
Where's Keroro?! His back
must be fine by now!
**[10:49] ---**
Actually...
**[10:50] ---**
Keron HQ summoned Uncle.
***SIGN*** Adhesive
**[10:54] ---**
The ambassador of Bureaucrazy can't
remove his superglued hairpiece,
**[10:58] ---**
so Uncle is apparently being reprimanded.
***SIGN*** Adhesive
**[11:00] ---**
Adhesive.
**[11:02] ---**
Or, like, boss's onus?
**[11:05] ---**
Why?! Why?!
**[11:07] ---**
That's too strict!
***SIGN*** Commander's Responsibility
**[11:09] ---**
What?!
**[11:10] ---**
I cannot believe this...
**[11:11] ---**
Therefore, Acting Commander
Kululu is in charge today, too.
***SIGN*** Acting Commander
**[11:18] ---**
What can I say?
**[11:20] ---**
And so, another nightmarish day
has begun for the Keroro Platoon.
**[11:35] ---**
Have you ever thought, "I'm normal"?
**[11:40] ---**
What are you going to do
next Sunday, Koyuki-chan?
**[11:43] ---**
Sunday?
**[11:45] ---**
I'll spend it the usual way.
**[11:47] ---**
After hunting wild boars with a friend,
**[11:50] ---**
I'll take care of a baby hawk
that I found fallen from its nest
**[11:54] ---**
deep in the mountains.
**[11:58] ---**
H-Huh...
**[11:59] ---**
That's really unusual...
**[12:02] ---**
Really?
**[12:04] ---**
It's normal, right?
**[12:05] ---**
I-It may be a little unusual...
**[12:09] ---**
I have to prepare the hawk's food!
**[12:12] ---**
So I'll take my leave here.
**[12:16] ---**
Goodbye!
**[12:18] ---**
S-See you!
**[12:20] ---**
She really is unusual...
**[12:26] ---**
Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
**[12:32] ---**
Lessons to be normal?
**[12:34] ---**
Indeed.
**[12:35] ---**
The commander and the others are
holding a "Let's Become Normal" class,
**[12:39] ---**
and they suggested you take a
trial lesson, Koyuki-dono.
**[12:44] ---**
Normal, huh?
**[12:46] ---**
If you do not wish to, that is fine.
**[12:49] ---**
No, I do!
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[12:53] ---**
Welcome, Lady Koyuki!
**[12:57] ---**
Young people today don't understand
common sense or good manners.
**[13:02] ---**
At this rate, the country
will lose its beauty.
**[13:05] ---**
Therefore...
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
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...we are holding lessons so that
today's youngsters at least become
**[13:11] ---**
tomorrow's normal adults.
**[13:13] ---**
You're taking these lessons on a trial basis,
**[13:16] ---**
so you don't need to pay tuition.
***SIGN*** Helping Handout
**[13:18] ---**
Or, like, helping handout?
**[13:20] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[13:23] ---**
Starting right now, you are
Trainee Azumaya Koyuki!
**[13:26] ---**
You answer your instructors
with "yes" or "no"!
**[13:28] ---**
"Yes, sir" or "no, sir" is even better!
**[13:31] ---**
Do you understand?
**[13:32] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:33] ---**
No! Salute when you answer!
**[13:37] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[13:40] ---**
People normally don't sleep on ceilings!
**[13:42] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:45] ---**
People normally don't
enter through the window!
**[13:48] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:51] ---**
People normally don't walk on top of a fence!
**[13:54] ---**
Yes, sir!
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Gero gerori!
**[13:58] ---**
It's going well, isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
**[14:01] ---**
As expected, Azumaya Koyoki has
outstanding physical ability
**[14:05] ---**
as well as high-level ninja skills.
**[14:09] ---**
If we can continue to fool her
with this training,
**[14:12] ---**
we'll turn Lady Koyuki into our agent,
Pekoponian spy number one!
***SIGN*** Intelligence Operative
***SIGN*** Secret Agent
**[14:18] ---**
Giroro is helping out of personal feelings,
**[14:20] ---**
and has taken it upon himself
to be her hard-driving coach!
**[14:23] ---**
You are really getting mileage out of
your dirty, wicked heart!
**[14:25] ---**
People normally don't fly on kites!
**[14:25] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[14:28] ---**
That is all for today's training!
**[14:31] ---**
Thank you, Instructor!
**[14:34] ---**
"Yes, sir!" and "No, sir!"
**[14:38] ---**
Lady Koyuki!
**[14:40] ---**
How was your lesson today?
**[14:42] ---**
Great! It was fun.
**[14:44] ---**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[14:45] ---**
But is it really a lesson
for becoming normal?
**[14:49] ---**
Gulp! O-Of course!
***SIGN*** Kerobal Standard
**[14:51] ---**
This is that thing they
call the global standard!
***SIGN*** Kerobal Standard
Global Standard
**[14:57] ---**
By the way, I'd like you to keep
**[14:59] ---**
these lessons a secret from
Lady Natsumi and Dororo.
**[15:04] ---**
I mean, we're still in the trial stages,
**[15:07] ---**
and I want to surprise
Lady Natsumi later, see?
**[15:10] ---**
Okay, got it! I'll keep it a secret.
**[15:13] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:15] ---**
Bye for now!
**[15:17] ---**
Yes, sir! No, sir!
**[15:17] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[15:22] ---**
Aikawa-san!
**[15:24] ---**
Here!
**[15:25] ---**
Aoki-kun!
**[15:26] ---**
Here!
**[15:27] ---**
Azumaya-san...
**[15:29] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[15:31] ---**
Okay, who can solve this problem?
**[15:34] ---**
No, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
And so, Instructor Giroro and the others'
lessons about normality continue.
**[15:44] ---**
Throwing stars are no good. Use a gun!
**[15:46] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[15:50] ---**
Messenger pigeons are no good.
Learn how to hack!
**[15:53] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Normal Normal Normal Normal
**[15:54] ---**
Smiling all the time is no good.
**[15:56] ---**
You need to have an inner and outer side.
**[16:05] ---**
It's sad, but this is war, you know?
**[16:07] ---**
Wrong! That's Lieutenant Sleggar!
***SIGN*** Instructor
Keroro
**[16:10] ---**
You need to do Conscon!
**[16:13] ---**
I'm surprised Solomon would fail so easily.
**[16:16] ---**
No! That's Dozle Zabi! Conscon's boss!
**[16:21] ---**
Koyuki-san's spy level has passed 70%!
**[16:24] ---**
Or, like, sailing smoothly?
**[16:27] ---**
Wonderful!
**[16:29] ---**
Soon, our Pekoponian spy will be born!
**[16:32] ---**
Yay!
**[16:33] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[16:36] ---**
I don't like that woman.
**[16:38] ---**
Besides, this kind of roundabout plan
doesn't agree with me.
**[16:41] ---**
It's fine! This'll be the fastest way
to get to the invasion.
**[16:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[16:55] ---**
Koyuki-chan?
**[16:56] ---**
Oh! Natsumi-san!
**[16:58] ---**
What's up with you lately?
**[17:00] ---**
Being normal is kind of hard.
**[17:03] ---**
Did something happen?
**[17:06] ---**
That's a secret.
**[17:10] ---**
I know! For a change of pace, how about
doing something together on Sunday?
**[17:16] ---**
You mean a date?!
**[17:18] ---**
W-Well, more like just normal hanging out...
**[17:21] ---**
Normal...
**[17:23] ---**
That's it!
**[17:24] ---**
What is it?
**[17:25] ---**
Never mind! It's nothing!
**[17:27] ---**
I'm on my way!
**[17:31] ---**
"On my way"?
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[17:34] ---**
That's the end of today's lesson.
**[17:37] ---**
Instructor, please give me
a lesson on a normal date!
**[17:42] ---**
Asking for more lessons
shows you've got a good attitude.
**[17:45] ---**
Well, tomorrow we'll give you special
practical training on a normal date.
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[17:50] ---**
I'm counting on you for that,
Corporal Giroro.
***SIGN*** Pat
**[17:52] ---**
Right!
**[17:54] ---**
Good luck!
**[17:55] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:56] ---**
What?!
**[17:57] ---**
I'm looking forward to it!
**[18:00] ---**
N-Normal date?!
***SIGN*** Normal Date
***SIGN*** 100 Secret City Date Spots
***SIGN*** Dating Techniques Guaranteed Not to Fail
**[18:09] ---**
A normal... A normal date...
**[18:12] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:19] ---**
Instructor, do couples
normally go see a movie?
**[18:23] ---**
Or go shopping?
**[18:25] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:28] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:28] ---**
It looks good on you!
**[18:31] ---**
Doggy!
**[18:35] ---**
Normally, you eat at a place like this, right?
**[18:35] ---**
A normal date...
**[18:37] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:41] ---**
A normal date...
**[18:47] ---**
A normal d-d-d...
***SIGN*** Gyaaah!
**[18:52] ---**
There it is!
**[18:57] ---**
A normal date...
**[18:58] ---**
Instructor?
**[18:59] ---**
A normal date...
**[19:00] ---**
A normal... A normal date...
**[19:02] ---**
Are you okay?
**[19:04] ---**
N-Nothing you need to worry about.
**[19:07] ---**
Instructor, thank you for today.
**[19:09] ---**
Thanks to you, I think my date with
Natsumi-san will go well tomorrow.
**[19:14] ---**
Because you and the other
instructors made me normal.
**[19:19] ---**
Right now, it's going really well
with Natsumi-san and me.
**[19:23] ---**
That's enough!
**[19:25] ---**
What am I doing?!
**[19:28] ---**
It's going well between
you and Natsumi-san?!
**[19:30] ---**
I quit! I don't care about
the spy thing! I'm me!
**[19:34] ---**
It's best to do things in the way
that's right for you!
**[19:38] ---**
It's best to do things in the way
**[19:40] ---**
that's right for you!
**[19:42] ---**
Sorry, but this is as far as I go.
**[19:44] ---**
I'm gonna invade my own way!
**[19:53] ---**
All right...
**[19:57] ---**
I'm done with those fake lessons!
**[20:00] ---**
Calm down!
**[20:02] ---**
Shut up! I'm going to invade my way!
**[20:05] ---**
Giroro-senpai has really flipped his lid.
**[20:07] ---**
This wouldn't have happened
if it weren't for you!
**[20:09] ---**
Lady Koyuki seemed pleased with the lessons!
**[20:12] ---**
That's not true! We were just using her!
**[20:12] ---**
What was that about Koyuki-chan?
**[20:15] ---**
I said Lady Koyuki...
**[20:18] ---**
You did something again, didn't you?
***SIGN*** I'm sorry!
**[20:27] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:37] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:41] ---**
You're back to your old self, Koyuki-chan.
**[20:44] ---**
Yes!
**[20:45] ---**
I thought maybe I should just be myself.
**[20:48] ---**
I think so, too.
**[20:50] ---**
Being the normal Koyuki-chan
without trying too hard is best.
**[20:55] ---**
Thank...
**[20:57] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:01] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[21:04] ---**
Koyuki-chan?!
**[21:08] ---**
What is that?
**[21:09] ---**
There is no normal.
Because everyone's special.
**[21:13] ---**
Case closed, eh, Koyuki-dono?
**[21:17] ---**
Still...
**[21:19] ---**
I'm sorry, Lady Koyuki...
**[21:21] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi!
**[21:24] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[21:27] ---**
Hey! Don't grind on me!
**[21:29] ---**
Gero! I wanna be a normal invader!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here!
**[23:08] ---**
Fuyuki here!
**[23:09] ---**
Wettle King became a superhero
and flew off into space, right?
**[23:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[23:14] ---**
Then... why are they doing it again?
**[23:17] ---**
Because it's a seasonal thing...
**[23:19] ---**
That aside,
***SIGN*** Keroro Cooler
***SIGN*** Keroro Air Sales
**[23:20] ---**
do you remember Coin Cooler?
***SIGN*** Fury
**[23:22] ---**
Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
**[23:26] ---**
Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!