# E64 - Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away! Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir! / Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEXGD/keroro-if-youre-going-to-suck-suck-away-just-kidding-please-dont-sir--dororo-escapes-his-trauma-sir)
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That time, Keroro took my
spare umbrella without asking...
**[00:03] ---**
And that time, too.
**[00:05] ---**
Keroro helped himself to the rolled omelet
that was in my lunch box.
**[00:08] ---**
And on the field trip, I had a
window seat on the bus, but...
**[00:10] ---**
I beat up on that brat lots of times!
**[00:12] ---**
I feel kind of hurt, sir.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
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For times like that: irresponsibility!
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Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
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Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
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Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
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Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
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Isn't it time we did something about that?
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Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
The rainy season.
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With the damp stuff continually coming down,
**[01:49] ---**
a crisis has befallen the Hinata household.
**[01:53] ---**
Huh? I don't have any clean shirts.
**[01:56] ---**
That's strange. Not a single shirt?
**[01:58] ---**
Hey, I don't have any clean socks.
Are there any mixed in with yours?
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I don't have any, either.
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Maybe the laundry hasn't been done yet?
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The person on laundry duty this week is...
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This gooey moisture that clings to my skin!
**[02:17] ---**
Humidity 99.9%!
**[02:19] ---**
It's like being in water!
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It sure speeds up my Gundam model making.
**[02:25] ---**
These are the Federation's
2nd and 3rd Battalions.
**[02:27] ---**
And these are the Luzar Fleet.
**[02:29] ---**
Once I finish this ship,
**[02:31] ---**
I can completely recreate
Operation Star One as a gigantic diorama.
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Stupid frog!
**[02:36] ---**
What happened to the laundry?!
**[02:39] ---**
How insulting, sir.
**[02:41] ---**
It is not as if I am slacking off, sir.
**[02:44] ---**
It is just that, due to the unusually
long rain and high humidity,
**[02:47] ---**
the laundry is not drying, sir.
**[02:49] ---**
One week's worth of laundry.
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, I hung those to dry five days ago, so...
**[02:55] ---**
Ooh, they're very nicely half-dried!
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Irresistible!
**[02:59] ---**
You seem to be in a good mood, Sarge.
**[03:02] ---**
Why, of course! After all,
this country's rainy season
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is the most desirable environment
for us Keronians, sir!
***SIGN*** Japan's Rainy Season
**[03:08] ---**
Could you possibly revert back
to the you of "back then" again?
**[03:10] ---**
No, no, with this level of humidity,
I'm maybe one step shy of "back then."
**[03:15] ---**
This sense of being on the brink
feels great, too, though!
**[03:17] ---**
Maybe 2.999 times the normal level?
**[03:19] ---**
When you round it, I guess it's 3 times?
**[03:21] ---**
Or should I say,
the square root of 5 is 2.2360679?
**[03:25] ---**
If you get too carried away,
**[03:25] ---**
Like that?
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a Nyororo will come and
you'll get sucked dry again.
**[03:30] ---**
Nyororo? Sucked dry?
**[03:33] ---**
Right then, doused to peak
condition in the 99.9% humidity,
***SIGN*** Keroro's Brain
**[03:36] ---**
his brain kicked into high gear!
***SIGN*** Nyororo
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Nyororo.
***SIGN*** Sucked Dry
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Sucked dry.
***SIGN*** Moisture
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Moisture.
***SIGN*** Not Drying
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Not drying.
***SIGN*** Invasion Budget
***SIGN*** Laundry
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Laundry.
***SIGN*** 1/550 White Base
**[03:45] ---**
I've got it, sir!
**[03:50] ---**
Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away!
Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir!
**[03:56] ---**
And so...
**[03:58] ---**
I asked Kululu to make this,
the Great Space Dryer Kirara!
***SIGN*** Great Space Dryer Kirara
**[04:03] ---**
What is this?
**[04:04] ---**
If you toss wet laundry into it,
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the Nyororo trapped inside
will dry it instantly.
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No shrinkage and brilliantly white!
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A powerful ally for doing laundry
in the rainy season!
**[04:16] ---**
Wh-Where did you get a Nyororo?!
**[04:19] ---**
This month's issue of
*Space Science & Learning*
**[04:22] ---**
came with one as an extra, sir.
***SIGN*** Nyororo Breeding Kit Space Science & Learning June Issue
**[04:23] ---**
See? A Nyororo breeding kit.
**[04:25] ---**
You've turned your natural enemy,
a Nyororo, into something useful!
**[04:28] ---**
You are amazing, Uncle!
**[04:30] ---**
Or, like, brilliant thinking?
**[04:31] ---**
As long as I have this,
**[04:33] ---**
the Nyororo will be satisfied
with the moisture in the laundry.
**[04:36] ---**
I won't be sucked dry, and the
Hinata family's laundry won't stay wet.
**[04:40] ---**
It's three birds with one stone, sir!
***SIGN*** Three Birds with One Stone
**[04:42] ---**
We've already gone into mass production.
**[04:44] ---**
These'll sell great.
**[04:46] ---**
After all, they don't require any electricity.
**[04:48] ---**
Which means they are also Pekopon-friendly.
**[04:51] ---**
That's right! Ecology and economy!
**[04:54] ---**
If this product sells like crazy,
**[04:55] ---**
it'll fatten up our invasion budget,
***SIGN*** Four Birds with One Stone
**[04:57] ---**
and it'll be four birds
with one stone, sir!
**[05:01] ---**
Just as you say, this may be perfect.
***SIGN*** Project X
**[05:04] ---**
And now, we will take a look back
**[05:06] ---**
at the struggles leading up to its
successful development, sir.
**[05:09] ---**
A Keronian was sucked dry by a Nyororo.
**[05:12] ---**
He didn't want to be sucked dry ever again.
**[05:16] ---**
Gero?
**[05:17] ---**
Is it an earthquake?
**[05:20] ---**
Ick!
**[05:21] ---**
They're still only half-dry!
**[05:23] ---**
Mine, too.
**[05:25] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[05:27] ---**
It's coming from below.
**[05:28] ---**
It's that stupid frog again, isn't it?!
**[05:35] ---**
Hey, what are you doing, you stupid frog?!
**[05:38] ---**
Huh?
**[05:42] ---**
Wh-What's going on here?!
**[05:44] ---**
As you can see, we're being
chased by Nyororos, sir!
**[05:47] ---**
Why are there so many of them?!
**[05:49] ---**
We bred them, thinking
to use them in dryers,
**[05:51] ---**
but they grew out of control, sir!
**[05:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:03] ---**
They multiplied!
**[06:05] ---**
No shooting them!
**[06:06] ---**
We tweaked their DNA
a bit for mass production,
**[06:09] ---**
so they'll fragment easily.
**[06:11] ---**
Say that first!
**[06:12] ---**
Hey, aren't Nyororos the
natural enemy of Keronians?
**[06:15] ---**
Why are they even coming after us Earthlings?
**[06:17] ---**
Nyororos remember the taste
of those they have sucked dry
**[06:20] ---**
and attack accordingly, sir.
**[06:21] ---**
When we were breeding
these mass production Nyororo,
**[06:24] ---**
we used the Hinata household's
laundry, so...
**[06:27] ---**
Which means...
**[06:28] ---**
The taste of you and
Natsumi permeated your laundry,
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and they cultivated a
taste for it, sir.
**[06:33] ---**
What have you done?!
**[06:34] ---**
You're awful, Sarge!
**[06:40] ---**
At this rate, they're going to
break down the door!
**[06:43] ---**
Isn't there anything moist
that'll draw the Nyororos away?!
**[06:46] ---**
If we provide them with moisture,
they should be satisfied and go home.
**[06:49] ---**
I know! Do something
with your ninja arts, Dororo!
**[06:53] ---**
Understood!
**[06:54] ---**
Nin!
**[06:55] ---**
Assassin Magic, Wet Combat Array!
**[06:58] ---**
Moist rice crackers?
**[06:58] ---**
If I had to compare it to something...
***SIGN*** Wet Combat Array
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The technique hits the
opponent with a nasty wetness,
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like getting soaked on a rainy day
because you had no umbrella.
**[07:07] ---**
Soaked on a rainy day
because you had no umbrella?
**[07:11] ---**
I guess the weather forecast got it wrong.
**[07:14] ---**
We can't go home in this.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm so glad I kept a spare umbrella here.
**[07:19] ---**
Huh?
**[07:20] ---**
My umbrella's gone!
**[07:28] ---**
Keroro-kun?
**[07:30] ---**
Oh...
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch
**[07:31] ---**
Trauma Switch, on!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma
**[07:33] ---**
That time, you took my
umbrella without asking...
**[07:37] ---**
That's no good! We're in a crisis here!
**[07:38] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[07:39] ---**
Keroro, you sacrifice yourself
and let yourself get sucked dry.
**[07:42] ---**
Come on! That's mean, sir!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma
**[07:44] ---**
How about these Gundam models
instead of you, Mr. Sergeant?
**[07:49] ---**
They've soaked up plenty
of your sweat and tears,
**[07:52] ---**
so I think the Nyororos would
be happy to suck on them.
**[07:58] ---**
All right! We'll draw them away
with these and run!
**[08:04] ---**
Stop that!
**[08:09] ---**
The Gundam models aren't working at all!
**[08:10] ---**
Wait for me!
**[08:14] ---**
Argh! Isn't there some way
we can save ourselves?!
**[08:17] ---**
That's it, sir!
**[08:18] ---**
Since it's come to this,
***SIGN*** Seeking Ideas
**[08:19] ---**
we'll ask our viewers on how we can save...
**[08:22] ---**
You tried that once before!
**[08:26] ---**
In that case,
***SIGN*** To 623
**[08:27] ---**
we'll write a postcard to
*623 Radio,* sir!
**[08:29] ---**
Let's see. "We are surrounded
by Nyororos and are in a bind.
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Is there any good way
for us to save ourselves?"
**[08:35] ---**
Do you plan to stay cooped up in here
until that postcard gets read?!
**[08:38] ---**
Oh!
**[08:39] ---**
"We are prepared for protracted hostilities.
**[08:42] ---**
From radio name
Gundam Model Lover of Inner-Tokyo."
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But, um,
**[08:46] ---**
you can't send that postcard
unless you get out of here.
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It's still got to be moisture!
**[08:53] ---**
Let them suck on something
moist and stall them!
**[08:56] ---**
Something moist...
**[08:57] ---**
I know! Our socks!
**[08:58] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:59] ---**
The half-dried socks that we're wearing!
**[09:02] ---**
What?!
**[09:03] ---**
Take yours off, too, Sis!
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A-All right.
**[09:07] ---**
Here they come!
**[09:12] ---**
There!
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Take that!
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Or, like, almost nothing?
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They're coming!
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What's this place? Is this a dead end?
**[09:28] ---**
It's the Emergency
Interceptor Drill Missile Room.
**[09:31] ---**
Are we what they call rats in a trap now?!
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Don't you have anything else that's moist?!
**[09:35] ---**
What more do you expect us
to throw at them?!
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I know! The half-dried laundry
in Sarge's room!
**[09:41] ---**
If we could throw those at the Nyororos...
**[09:44] ---**
Good idea!
**[09:46] ---**
The commander's room should
be roughly directly above us.
**[09:51] ---**
Wh-Why?!
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I don't care!
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Punch through to it
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and let the Nyororos suck
on the half-dried laundry!
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Then they'll leave us in peace...
**[10:01] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[10:03] ---**
Don't wreck my room without consulting me!
**[10:05] ---**
I'm almost finished with my complete
recreation of Operation Star One!
**[10:08] ---**
Darn you! Shut up!
**[10:10] ---**
Launch the missile!
**[10:11] ---**
Roger.
**[10:12] ---**
Click!
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Argh!
**[10:35] ---**
My White Base!
**[10:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:38] ---**
Gero!
**[10:39] ---**
I'm being sucked!
**[10:42] ---**
Serves you right!
**[10:44] ---**
Now's our chance! Hurry!
**[10:48] ---**
Hey! That's...
**[10:49] ---**
...mine!
**[10:51] ---**
Natsumi's...?
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Mine! Mine! Mine... M-I-N-E.
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Saved.
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Wow!
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It's all dry!
**[11:20] ---**
And so, the Nyororos left
and the laundry was dried,
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and the Hinata household crisis
was averted.
**[11:27] ---**
However, needless to say, behind
the scenes was the priceless sacrifice
**[11:31] ---**
of approximately two Keronians.
**[11:43] ---**
Everyone has an episode
or two from their past
**[11:45] ---**
that they would rather forget.
**[11:48] ---**
It's fine if it's only an episode or two...
**[11:51] ---**
That's right, that's right, I'd forgotten.
**[11:53] ---**
That time, Keroro took my
spare umbrella without asking...
**[11:56] ---**
And that time, too.
**[11:57] ---**
Keroro helped himself to the rolled omelet
that was in my lunch box.
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[12:01] ---**
This is Dororo?
**[12:01] ---**
And on the field trip, I had a
window seat on the bus, but Keroro just...
**[12:03] ---**
Really! He's so depressing! I'm sick of it!
**[12:07] ---**
He's definitely got it bad this time.
**[12:09] ---**
Normally, he'd be back to
his old self after one night.
**[12:14] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo
of the Keroro Platoon
**[12:16] ---**
was stuck with his trauma
switch in the "on" position,
**[12:18] ---**
unable to revert back.
**[12:24] ---**
Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!
**[12:29] ---**
So, he's currently at Trauma Level 6.
***SIGN*** Trauma Lv. 6
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[12:32] ---**
It'll be over if he reaches Level 7.
**[12:35] ---**
What do you mean?
**[12:36] ---**
It means he'll be stuck in
this state, never to revert.
**[12:40] ---**
What did you say?!
**[12:40] ---**
What?!
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:42] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[12:43] ---**
You've got to be kidding, sir!
**[12:45] ---**
If Dororo continues to park
himself here in his current state,
**[12:48] ---**
it'll be so depressing,
**[12:49] ---**
I won't even be able to build
my Gundam models in peace!
**[12:52] ---**
Then, do you want to get inside
Lance Corporal Dororo's head
**[12:55] ---**
and investigate why
he's gotten to be like this?
**[12:58] ---**
Gero? Inside his head?
**[13:03] ---**
This guy is the Soul Diver.
***SIGN*** Soul Diver
**[13:05] ---**
It's a machine for diving into
another person's memories
**[13:06] ---**
and altering the past
as they remember it.
**[13:10] ---**
Can you really get inside Dororo's head
**[13:12] ---**
with something like this, sir?
**[13:15] ---**
I wish you good luck, Uncle!
**[13:17] ---**
Okay, here goes.
**[13:19] ---**
Click!
**[13:37] ---**
So this is the inside of
Dororo's head, sir?
**[13:40] ---**
What are these bubble-like things?
**[13:43] ---**
Those are Dororo's memories.
**[13:45] ---**
Try going inside one of them for a bit.
**[13:47] ---**
Try going inside? But how?
**[13:53] ---**
This is a hallway in the underground base.
**[13:58] ---**
That's a memory from just
before the commercial break.
**[14:01] ---**
Gero! Nyororos!
**[14:04] ---**
Take a look.
**[14:05] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo from
before his trauma switch got flipped
**[14:07] ---**
is there with you, right?
**[14:09] ---**
Oh!
**[14:10] ---**
Dororo, sorry.
**[14:12] ---**
Human sacrifice. Thanks.
**[14:13] ---**
You're awful, Keroro-kun!
**[14:19] ---**
Dororo sure saved us.
**[14:22] ---**
What happened?
**[14:23] ---**
The bubble's turned black.
**[14:28] ---**
Looks like that gave rise
to a brand new trauma.
**[14:31] ---**
You're awful, Keroro-kun!
You used me as your shield!
**[14:36] ---**
What are you doing,
adding even more to his traumas?!
**[14:40] ---**
Be careful.
**[14:41] ---**
Everything you guys do
inside his memories
**[14:44] ---**
will remain as new memories
for Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[14:47] ---**
In other words, his
memories will be rewritten.
**[14:51] ---**
Oh?
**[14:52] ---**
Looks like there's
something towards the bottom.
**[14:55] ---**
Let's go down there, sir!
**[14:56] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:02] ---**
What's this dark haze?
**[15:08] ---**
Looks like all his traumas
have gathered together.
**[15:11] ---**
The reason Dororo has gone off
the rails seems to be here.
**[15:15] ---**
There are so many of them!
**[15:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you have done
this many awful things to Dororo-senpai?
**[15:21] ---**
What?!
**[15:22] ---**
Are you saying these are all my fault?!
**[15:25] ---**
There were times when
you were with us, too, Giroro!
**[15:27] ---**
Don't look at me!
***SIGN*** Point Blank
**[15:28] ---**
I was just with you. I didn't do anything!
***SIGN*** Stare
**[15:33] ---**
W-Well, we're here now,
so we'll take this opportunity
**[15:35] ---**
to erase Dororo's
traumas for him, sir.
**[15:39] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
come with me, sir!
**[15:41] ---**
Oh, please wait for me!
**[15:45] ---**
So this is the umbrella?
**[15:48] ---**
This is the umbrella you took
without permission, Mr. Sergeant?
**[15:51] ---**
What?
**[15:52] ---**
I... I guess...
**[15:54] ---**
Darn! It's pouring!
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, there's an umbrella here!
**[15:59] ---**
Isn't that Zeroro's umbrella?
**[16:01] ---**
Who cares? As long as I return it tomorrow.
**[16:03] ---**
I see.
**[16:05] ---**
So, if we stop him from taking it,
it'll erase one of Dororo's traumas.
**[16:10] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[16:13] ---**
You damn brat!
**[16:15] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, it's raining.
**[16:27] ---**
I'm so glad I left a spare umbrella!
**[16:34] ---**
Okay. That's rewritten one memory.
**[16:40] ---**
Did you learn your lesson?!
**[16:42] ---**
Was that not great, Mr. Sergeant?
**[16:44] ---**
I have rather mixed
feelings about this, sir.
**[16:49] ---**
This is Dororo's memory of
when I overfed his Sea-Monkikkies
**[16:52] ---**
and wiped them all out, sir.
**[16:55] ---**
Gero?
**[16:56] ---**
Ooh! Awesome!
**[16:58] ---**
Sea-Monkikkies!
**[16:59] ---**
Can I feed them?! Can I?!
**[17:01] ---**
You can't, Keroro! I just fed them earlier!
**[17:04] ---**
Come on, just a little bit!
**[17:06] ---**
You horrible brat!
**[17:08] ---**
Oh, hold on a second, sir.
**[17:10] ---**
I will talk to him here
and resolve this, sir.
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, you there.
**[17:15] ---**
You shouldn't do things that
your friend doesn't want you to do.
**[17:19] ---**
Who're you, old guy?
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[17:21] ---**
Old guy?
**[17:22] ---**
Take that!
**[17:23] ---**
Owowowowowowowowowow!
**[17:27] ---**
What the heck do you think
you're doing to my Mr. Sergeant?!
**[17:34] ---**
Ooh!
**[17:35] ---**
Rewriting of memory complete.
**[17:37] ---**
K-Keroro...
**[17:39] ---**
All right! Next! Let's go to the next one!
**[17:42] ---**
I can't quite feel
happy about this, sir.
**[17:45] ---**
This is when I traded my folding seat
for Dororo's window seat.
**[17:45] ---**
A little seat change!
**[17:51] ---**
Knock it off already!
***SIGN*** Zeroro
**[17:56] ---**
This is when I put leftover bread
from our school lunch in Dororo's desk.
**[18:00] ---**
How many freaking times
do I have to tell you?
**[18:03] ---**
Boom!
**[18:06] ---**
Dororo's precious green-shelled turtle...
**[18:08] ---**
I will get you!
**[18:10] ---**
Ka-boom!
**[18:12] ---**
Ooh! His traumas are vanishing
one after another!
**[18:18] ---**
I have beaten up on that brat lots of times!
**[18:21] ---**
I feel kind of hurt, sir.
**[18:23] ---**
How's Dororo doing?!
**[18:26] ---**
It's strange. There's been no change at all.
**[18:28] ---**
This just might mean...
**[18:32] ---**
What is it, Kululu?
**[18:37] ---**
What in the world is this?
**[18:53] ---**
Uh oh, that's a space creature
that parasitizes on people's traumas.
***SIGN*** Trauma (Tora Uma)
**[18:57] ---**
The Tiger Horse.
***SIGN*** Tiger Horse (Tora Uma)
**[19:02] ---**
Looks like it's mad, because
you erased the traumas it feeds on.
**[19:06] ---**
So Dororo's trauma switch
got stuck in the "on" position
**[19:09] ---**
because of this thing.
**[19:10] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[19:12] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[19:19] ---**
Weapons and techniques from the
real world won't work on that thing.
**[19:23] ---**
You'll have to attack it using stuff
from inside Dororo's memories.
**[19:27] ---**
Let's split up in different directions
**[19:29] ---**
and search for weapons inside
Dororo's memories, sir!
**[19:32] ---**
Roger!
**[19:33] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey, why's it coming my way?!
**[19:41] ---**
Ooh!
**[19:42] ---**
Look, I found a raygun here!
**[19:45] ---**
All right!
**[19:46] ---**
Eat this, sir!
**[19:51] ---**
Uh? Huh?
**[19:52] ---**
Hey, this thing's a toy!
**[19:54] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[19:56] ---**
Th-This is my handwriting
from when I was a child!
**[20:00] ---**
Right then,
**[20:01] ---**
a switch flipped in a weird way
on Sergeant Keroro's trauma!
***SIGN*** Click
**[20:05] ---**
Wait, again?
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[20:06] ---**
I... I'm sorry, Zeroro-kun.
**[20:10] ---**
I took your precious toy and...
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[20:13] ---**
...I wrote my name on it!
**[20:17] ---**
And yet... And yet, you...
**[20:20] ---**
Keroro-kun! You forgot your toy in my room.
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[20:24] ---**
Here you go.
**[20:26] ---**
Oh...
**[20:27] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:28] ---**
What?! Uh, that's a seriously bitter memory.
***SIGN*** Keroro
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[20:33] ---**
I put spicy mustard on Zeroro's recorder...
**[20:36] ---**
On school lunch duty,
I also took green peppers, and...
**[20:37] ---**
What are you doing, Keroro?!
**[20:41] ---**
And I was also the one who
borrowed a library book in Dororo's name
**[20:44] ---**
and didn't return it.
**[20:46] ---**
And I was the one who
took your precious spy set...
**[20:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant has lost it!
**[20:51] ---**
...and used up all the sheets
from the water-soluble memo pad.
**[20:51] ---**
It's useless! He's no good to us!
**[20:54] ---**
Oh, it's coming!
**[20:56] ---**
And at the Space Zoo,
**[20:57] ---**
I was the one who threw Zeroro's snack
into the space cyclops' cage.
**[21:00] ---**
Space cyclops?
**[21:02] ---**
That's it!
**[21:02] ---**
What?!
**[21:03] ---**
Huh? Huh?!
**[21:08] ---**
That must be it!
***SIGN*** Space Cyclops Little Harry Very dangerous.
**[21:13] ---**
Stay here!
**[21:13] ---**
What?!
**[21:15] ---**
C-Come on!
**[21:34] ---**
The space cyclops!
***SIGN*** Take a Peek 10 yen for 3 min
**[21:39] ---**
That's Corporal Giroro for you.
**[21:43] ---**
Or, like, deadly weapon?
**[21:46] ---**
Ooh!
**[21:47] ---**
The black bubbles are sinking.
**[21:52] ---**
There's no knowing when they
might surface again, though.
**[22:01] ---**
What have I been doing all this time?
**[22:03] ---**
Thus, Lance Corporal Dororo was saved.
***SIGN*** Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
**[22:06] ---**
And that time, too. And this time, too.
**[22:07] ---**
However...
**[22:08] ---**
C-Commander-dono!
**[22:09] ---**
I'm sorry, Zeroro.
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[22:11] ---**
When we were pillow-fighting
during our school trip...
**[22:14] ---**
This time, Sergeant Keroro
has gotten stuck in this mode!
**[22:17] ---**
Your hard work is much depreciated.
**[22:18] ---**
It was me!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[23:53] ---**
Nice to meetcha!
**[23:54] ---**
This place called Pekopon
sure is a mighty fine place!
**[23:58] ---**
The Keroro Platoon folks'll
just have to work hard
**[23:59] ---**
and invade this place quick, 'cause
I wanna live here, too! I kid ya not!
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
**[24:04] ---**
we'll fearlessly stand up
against a vicious space criminal!
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!