# E324 - Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir! / Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE29W/natsumi-do-not-push-sir--keroro-invader-level-check-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
The hint for a dreadful invasion plan
**[01:33] ---**
is casually hiding amongst everyday life.
**[01:37] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[01:38] ---**
You ate the pudding I'd been
saving up for later, didn't you?!
**[01:42] ---**
After all, it was in the refrigerator!
**[01:45] ---**
I told you it was mine,
so you'd better not eat it!
***SIGN*** Natsu
**[01:48] ---**
Telling someone no
**[01:50] ---**
makes them want to do it.
**[01:51] ---**
That's human nature.
**[01:53] ---**
Take you, Lady Natsumi.
**[01:55] ---**
When you're told not to eat sweets before
bedtime because you'll gain weight,
**[01:58] ---**
you pig out and get fat...
**[02:01] ---**
Gero!
**[02:02] ---**
Human nature, my foot.
**[02:03] ---**
You are an alien...
**[02:06] ---**
Keep your mouth shut!
**[02:07] ---**
I'm up high! Way too high!
**[02:10] ---**
Just then, Keroro's brain, impacted by the strong
stimulation of Natsumi-chan's punishment,
***SIGN*** Keroro's Brain
**[02:14] ---**
rotated at a high speed.
***SIGN*** High Speed
***SIGN*** Rotating
**[02:17] ---**
I just got a great idea!
**[02:22] ---**
Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir!
**[02:29] ---**
All right...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[02:35] ---**
"Do Not Push"?
**[02:36] ---**
What is this button?
**[02:37] ---**
Has it always been there?
**[02:40] ---**
But when it says "do not push,"
**[02:42] ---**
I have the irresistible urge to push it...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[02:50] ---**
No, it says "do not push",
so I'd better not do it.
**[02:54] ---**
That was close.
**[02:56] ---**
However, this was no more than the
beginning of a terrible affair.
**[03:02] ---**
So then,
**[03:03] ---**
the poem 623-san read was so romantic!
**[03:07] ---**
I felt...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:11] ---**
Again, "do not push."
**[03:12] ---**
That reminds me, I followed
your example the other day
**[03:16] ---**
and tried writing a poem.
**[03:19] ---**
H-Huh. Really!
**[03:21] ---**
The title is "Caltrop, Shuriken,
Rice Ball Roll."
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:26] ---**
The poem likens a throwing star to the
**[03:29] ---**
feelings of a caltrop that's been
left in the ground and forgotten about.
**[03:31] ---**
Do not push...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:32] ---**
A rice ball that idolizes the caltrop
and shuriken wants to join them,
**[03:32] ---**
Do not push...
**[03:33] ---**
D-Do not push...
**[03:35] ---**
Do not push... Do not push...
**[03:36] ---**
but it just falls down flat, you know?
**[03:37] ---**
Do not push! D-Do not push?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:38] ---**
It just falls down flat and rolls.
**[03:40] ---**
D-Do not...
**[03:40] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:42] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:44] ---**
O-Oh, nothing!
**[03:48] ---**
Well, see you again tomorrow, Natsumi-san!
**[03:50] ---**
Yeah! See you, Koyuki-chan!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:55] ---**
Here, too...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:57] ---**
What is this?
**[03:58] ---**
Why shouldn't I push it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:01] ---**
What would happen if I pushed it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:11] ---**
No, no, I can't! I mustn't push it!
**[04:14] ---**
Even after that, the mysterious buttons
appeared wherever Natsumi-chan went.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** All 100 Yen
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:29] ---**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:34] ---**
When did that get there?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:48] ---**
Is something wrong, Natsumi?
**[04:50] ---**
Actually, these strange buttons...
**[04:53] ---**
G-Giroro!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:55] ---**
What's this about buttons?
**[04:58] ---**
Sheesh!
**[05:00] ---**
What the heck is going on?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[05:02] ---**
Even here!
**[05:05] ---**
Stuff your "do not push!"
**[05:07] ---**
But...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[05:09] ---**
...I do want to push it.
**[05:12] ---**
And yet, I'd better not!
**[05:14] ---**
After all, it says "do not push"...
**[05:17] ---**
If I do push it,
**[05:18] ---**
I'll be like the stupid frog who ate
my pudding after I told him not to!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[05:26] ---**
Why didn't I realize it?!
**[05:28] ---**
The stupid frog is the only one
who would do something like this!
**[05:33] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[05:34] ---**
You're behind it, aren't you?!
**[05:36] ---**
What are you plotting?!
**[05:38] ---**
Hey.
**[05:39] ---**
Fix that door!
**[05:41] ---**
I haven't done anything
to make you mad at me.
**[05:45] ---**
Then what are all those
"do not push" buttons?!
**[05:48] ---**
"Do not push" buttons?
**[05:53] ---**
Even if I did do that,
**[05:56] ---**
what's wrong with it?
**[06:00] ---**
They say "do not push,"
**[06:02] ---**
so all you have to do
is not push them, right?
**[06:05] ---**
True...
**[06:08] ---**
Th-That's right.
**[06:10] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna
push any of those buttons.
**[06:12] ---**
However...
**[06:14] ---**
Next stop, Inner Tokyo, 3rd Street.
**[06:17] ---**
Inner Tokyo, 3rd Street.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:20] ---**
All right, open your books to page 73.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:27] ---**
No!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:39] ---**
Do not push! Do not push...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:48] ---**
Then this really is...
**[06:50] ---**
...the stupid frog's doing, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:53] ---**
I wanna push it.
**[06:54] ---**
But I'd better not.
**[06:55] ---**
I don't know what would
happen if I pushed it.
**[06:59] ---**
But I wanna push it.
**[07:00] ---**
It says "do not push,"
so what if I tried pulling it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[07:02] ---**
Wait a second. Does it
really say "do not push"?
***SIGN*** Dance Man
**[07:06] ---**
It could be like Dasonu Maso.
***SIGN*** Dasonu Maso
***SIGN*** Push
**[07:09] ---**
If I look closely,
maybe it's not "do not push,"
**[07:11] ---**
but "do not be pushy."
***SIGN*** Do Not Be Pushy
**[07:12] ---**
Or "do not smoosh"?
***SIGN*** Do Not Smoosh
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Push
***SIGN*** Be Pushy
**[07:20] ---**
Huh?
**[07:21] ---**
I forget, is that how "push" is spelled?
**[07:24] ---**
This is a common occurrence,
**[07:25] ---**
where staring at a word for a long time
**[07:27] ---**
makes it look
more and more unfamiliar to you.
**[07:30] ---**
In psychological terms,
**[07:32] ---**
that's called "shape decomposition."
***SIGN*** Shape Decomposition
**[07:41] ---**
A little more!
**[07:42] ---**
Just a little more!
**[07:44] ---**
With that trembling finger,
push the button for all you are worth!
**[07:48] ---**
Push it, Natsumi!
**[07:50] ---**
Push it! Then you can finally be at ease!
**[07:53] ---**
Or, like, perfect rapture?
**[07:59] ---**
I don't think I can hang on anymore...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[08:02] ---**
Don't push... Do not push, it says...
**[08:08] ---**
I... I... I'm gonna push it!
**[08:14] ---**
I did it!
**[08:20] ---**
Ow...
**[08:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[08:24] ---**
You pushed it at last, eh, Lady Natsumi?
**[08:27] ---**
You were behind it after all, stupid frog!
**[08:29] ---**
That's right!
**[08:30] ---**
When someone tells you
"don't blah-blah-blah,"
**[08:33] ---**
you suddenly get the urge to do it.
**[08:35] ---**
You have nothing to be
ashamed of, Lady Natsumi.
**[08:40] ---**
Urashima Taro was told not to open the
treasure chest, but he did it anyway.
***SIGN*** Rattle
**[08:46] ---**
In the story with the crane, the man peeked
in the room after being told not to.
***SIGN*** You looked
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[08:51] ---**
Even Pekoponian folk tales prove that
**[08:54] ---**
being told not to do something
compels you to do it.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[08:58] ---**
And so I thought up an invasion
plan in which we scatter
**[09:02] ---**
"do not push" signs all over the world!
**[09:07] ---**
The number of "do not push" signs
we planted all over Pekopon
**[09:10] ---**
is equivalent to the entire population.
**[09:14] ---**
And when all of the buttons are pushed,
**[09:17] ---**
Pekopon invasion missiles
will launch automatically!
**[09:22] ---**
And then the invasion will be complete.
**[09:24] ---**
What did you do?!
**[09:26] ---**
Hold on there.
**[09:27] ---**
Nobody has the right to complain!
**[09:29] ---**
After all, they all say "do not push,"
**[09:32] ---**
so if the Pekoponians push them,
it's their own fault.
**[09:35] ---**
Even if they're invaded,
they can't whine about it!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[09:46] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[09:50] ---**
W-What's this?
**[09:52] ---**
Fuyuki! Momoka-chan!
**[09:54] ---**
Don't push those buttons!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:06] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:07] ---**
"Do not push?"
**[10:09] ---**
Dororo, what is that?
**[10:11] ---**
What is the matter, Koyuki-dono?
**[10:13] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you mustn't push it!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:16] ---**
Click!
**[10:18] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:20] ---**
People are pushing the buttons more and more!
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
**[10:31] ---**
Uncle, only one "do not push" button
hasn't been pushed!
**[10:35] ---**
Or, like, nearly ready?
**[10:37] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:38] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[10:40] ---**
I wonder who will push the
final button of destruction.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:48] ---**
Don't, Bro!
**[10:50] ---**
It says "do not push," so you'd better not!
**[10:53] ---**
I know, Lavie!
**[10:55] ---**
If it says "do not push," push it I will not!
**[10:57] ---**
That's what a hero is!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[11:00] ---**
I will not let anyone...
**[11:01] ---**
...push this button!
**[11:10] ---**
Now we can have peace of mind!
**[11:12] ---**
Thank goodness, brother!
**[11:14] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro's
dreadful invasion plan
**[11:17] ---**
was foiled by Space Detective 556.
**[11:21] ---**
Darn it! That 556 jerk!
**[11:23] ---**
Since it's come to this,
*I'll* push the final button!
***SIGN*** Push
**[11:27] ---**
"Push"...
**[11:30] ---**
Is it okay to push it?
**[11:33] ---**
It says to push it, so I feel the opposite...
**[11:37] ---**
I can't push it!
**[11:41] ---**
People are cut out for
different things, right?
**[11:45] ---**
Fuyuki, want some pudding?
**[11:47] ---**
Oh, sure!
**[11:49] ---**
Although it's supposed to be
the stupid frog's...
**[11:53] ---**
Huh? What's that sound?
**[11:59] ---**
The Kero Ball...
**[12:01] ---**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[12:03] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki, you probably
shouldn't be touching it.
**[12:06] ---**
Remember what that thing
put me through last time?
**[12:22] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[12:23] ---**
Are we inside the Kero Ball?
**[12:30] ---**
Wh-What is that dirty bathtub?
**[12:35] ---**
All right, here's your question.
**[12:37] ---**
Which of these is effective in
removing tough mold from a bathtub?
**[12:41] ---**
A) Vinegar?
***SIGN*** Vinegar
**[12:42] ---**
Or B) Baking soda?
***SIGN*** Baking Soda
**[12:49] ---**
Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!
**[12:54] ---**
"Your Invader Level Check"?
***SIGN*** Your Invader Level Check
**[12:58] ---**
What is that?
**[12:59] ---**
A new application that was just
added to the Kero Ball.
**[13:03] ---**
It's this amazing thing
that can check your invader level
**[13:06] ---**
just by your answers to A or B questions.
**[13:10] ---**
But we are invaders.
**[13:12] ---**
We do not need to do that check.
**[13:15] ---**
Well, people are cut out
for different things.
**[13:19] ---**
Dororo, for example, has totally
forgotten that he's an invader.
**[13:24] ---**
I am not the only one, Commander-dono!
***SIGN*** Bullseye
**[13:27] ---**
Well, anyway, let's all give it a try!
**[13:31] ---**
Master Fuyuki, I'd like
to borrow the Kero Ball...
**[13:35] ---**
Gero?
**[13:39] ---**
Huh? The Kero Ball...
**[13:44] ---**
Gero!
**[13:45] ---**
Does this mean...
**[13:47] ---**
My pudding!
**[13:52] ---**
It's hot, Sis...
**[13:54] ---**
I'm thirsty...
**[13:59] ---**
Cold beer and hot tea...
**[14:01] ---**
We're supposed to choose again?
**[14:03] ---**
We're middle school students,
so we can't drink beer.
**[14:13] ---**
Now we're in the mountains?
**[14:17] ---**
Something's coming!
***SIGN*** Capybara
***SIGN*** Cow
**[14:24] ---**
A capybara and a cow?
**[14:26] ---**
This is like a psychology test.
**[14:28] ---**
Like, "You're on a mountain path.
What animal approaches?"
**[14:33] ---**
Then I'll go with the capybara!
**[14:35] ---**
Wait, Fuyuki!
**[14:41] ---**
Now where are we?
**[14:43] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki! Don't tell me
you're having a good time...
**[14:50] ---**
Hello, kids.
**[14:51] ---**
Rest your chin on top of my fist.
**[14:55] ---**
Like this?
**[14:58] ---**
If you looked in my eyes
when you did it, you're A.
**[15:02] ---**
If you didn't look in my eyes
when you did it, you're B!
**[15:05] ---**
Well, I guess here's where we split up!
**[15:08] ---**
Hey! What can you tell just from that?!
**[15:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
are definitely inside it!
**[15:16] ---**
How do you know Natsumi is in there, too?
**[15:19] ---**
Only Lady Natsumi would eat my pudding
**[15:21] ---**
without saying anything!
***SIGN*** A Grudge Over Food
**[15:25] ---**
Well, leaving that aside...
**[15:28] ---**
...this is the Invader Level Check!
**[15:30] ---**
If they get a high score, there's no problem,
**[15:33] ---**
but if their invader level is
judged to be 30% or lower...
**[15:37] ---**
What'll happen?
**[15:39] ---**
They'll be forcibly transferred
to the training field,
**[15:42] ---**
where training from hell is waiting for them.
**[15:45] ---**
What?!
**[15:47] ---**
We must rescue them before that happens!
**[15:49] ---**
Keroro Platoon, emergency deployment!
**[15:52] ---**
Click!
**[15:53] ---**
Mini, mini, mini...
**[15:57] ---**
Which would you drink?
**[15:58] ---**
For now,
**[16:00] ---**
we should proceed by choosing the answers
that Natsumi-dono and Fuyuki-dono probably did.
**[16:04] ---**
In that case...
**[16:05] ---**
...this one.
***SIGN*** 30% off the listed price 20% off the listed price
**[16:09] ---**
Pork that is 30% off and with an
expiration date that is about to expire
**[16:12] ---**
and fresh beef that is 20% off.
**[16:15] ---**
Which would you buy?
**[16:17] ---**
Lady Natsumi would definitely get this one.
***SIGN*** 30% off the listed price
**[16:20] ---**
30% off!
**[16:24] ---**
The strawberry on top of a piece of
shortcake. Do you eat it first or last?
**[16:27] ---**
First!
**[16:29] ---**
First.
**[16:30] ---**
It would be first!
**[16:31] ---**
First!
**[16:33] ---**
Last...
**[16:33] ---**
We're all in agreement! This way!
**[16:35] ---**
So mean...
**[16:38] ---**
Welcome home, darling.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[16:40] ---**
Would you like to take a bath?
***SIGN*** Curry
**[16:42] ---**
Or have curry?
**[16:48] ---**
Is this really an invader level check?
**[16:52] ---**
Well, this kind of question that
has nothing to do with invading
**[16:57] ---**
can measure a person's
aptitude as an invader...
**[16:59] ---**
Anyway, let's split up here
to go after Natsumi and Fuyuki.
**[17:02] ---**
Tamama and Dororo go with A!
**[17:04] ---**
Keroro and I will do B!
**[17:10] ---**
When you escape,
which would you take with you?
**[17:13] ---**
A) A Gundam model.
***SIGN*** Water
**[17:14] ---**
B) Space emergency rations.
**[17:17] ---**
The Gundam model, of course!
**[17:18] ---**
Can you picture Natsumi escaping with that?!
***SIGN*** Recommended Set
**[17:23] ---**
Excuse me! Excuse me!
**[17:25] ---**
Please say "cheese" ten times!
**[17:28] ---**
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese,
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!
***SIGN*** Recommended Set
**[17:31] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Elbow
***SIGN*** Knee
**[17:33] ---**
Elbow!
**[17:33] ---**
Knee!
***SIGN*** Flavor Flakes Sukiyaki-flavored
**[17:37] ---**
An invasion is like which of these items?
**[17:39] ---**
Flavor flakes and sugoroku?
**[17:41] ---**
I've got it!
**[17:43] ---**
It's like sugoroku,
where you always roll a one!
**[17:45] ---**
How are they similar?
***SIGN*** Laughing in Stitches
**[17:48] ---**
I never make progress with either one!
**[17:51] ---**
I'm Kerocchi!
**[17:51] ---**
What good is it if you never make progress?!
**[17:55] ---**
All right, I'm going to tell you
a little joke about invading.
**[17:58] ---**
If you laugh, that's A.
**[18:00] ---**
If you don't laugh, it's B.
**[18:02] ---**
The title is "The Terrifying Invader."
**[18:05] ---**
Today's invasion plan
**[18:07] ---**
is a scary one that makes use
of ripped-up pieces of paper!
***SIGN*** A Tear-ifying Invader
**[18:12] ---**
Talk about a tear-ifying invader!
**[18:19] ---**
Sheesh.
**[18:20] ---**
I should've known better
than to pair up with Keroro.
**[18:24] ---**
Phunbaba!
**[18:27] ---**
What do you do if you fall in love
with an enemy soldier?
**[18:30] ---**
A) Elope.
**[18:32] ---**
B) Choose duty over love.
**[18:36] ---**
I'm B all the way.
**[18:38] ---**
But I'm sure Natsumi would've chosen A!
**[18:41] ---**
No, that's just wishful thinking,
isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
**[18:44] ---**
Wait for me, Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Kikurage-san
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[18:49] ---**
The movie adaptation of *Kikurage-san.*
**[18:51] ---**
Do you see it after reading
the original series?
**[18:53] ---**
Or do you see the movie and
then read the original?
***SIGN*** The work
everyone's talking about
is a movie at last!
***SIGN*** Movie Ticket
1,800 yen
Space Pecadelly
**[18:55] ---**
In the first place, the original work
and the movie are two different things.
**[18:58] ---**
Really, I'd probably be able to
enjoy them in whichever order.
**[19:02] ---**
Still...
**[19:03] ---**
...if I'm forced to choose one...
**[19:06] ---**
Attention, please.
**[19:08] ---**
Welcome home, darling.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:09] ---**
Would you like to have a bath?
***SIGN*** Curry
**[19:11] ---**
Or some curry?
**[19:13] ---**
That's a tough one!
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:14] ---**
One more time!
**[19:16] ---**
Attention, please.
**[19:17] ---**
Welcome home, darling.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:19] ---**
Would you like...
**[19:21] ---**
Your friend won't return the toy
he borrowed from you.
**[19:24] ---**
Do you tell him to give it back?
**[19:25] ---**
Or say nothing and hold a grudge?
***SIGN*** Tell him
to give it back
***SIGN*** Say nothing
and hold a grudge
**[19:27] ---**
Like me, Fuyuki-dono
is the type to hold a grudge.
**[19:31] ---**
This one!
**[19:34] ---**
Which would you wear?
**[19:39] ---**
Fukki would...
**[19:41] ---**
...wear the black bikini!
**[19:44] ---**
Aren't all of you proceeding with your
own biased assumptions and desires?
**[19:51] ---**
Darn it.
**[19:52] ---**
Where are Natsumi and Fuyuki?
**[19:56] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:58] ---**
So we end up together, huh?
**[20:01] ---**
Gero?
**[20:07] ---**
A champion of justice
who foils invaders shows up.
**[20:10] ---**
This is finally starting to
resemble an invader level check!
**[20:17] ---**
I'm powering up with a banana that's
full of nutritional goodness!
**[20:24] ---**
A) You fight.
**[20:25] ---**
B) You slip on the peel.
**[20:29] ---**
Gero!
**[20:30] ---**
In the end, that's what you choose?!
**[20:32] ---**
Meanwhile, let's check in with
Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun.
**[20:35] ---**
Your invader level check is complete.
**[20:40] ---**
Looks like we got out safely.
**[20:43] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Invader Level
**[20:44] ---**
Invader Level?
**[20:45] ---**
That was an invader level check?
**[20:48] ---**
Sis, you got 75%.
**[20:51] ---**
I got 90%?
***SIGN*** Invader Level Check
**[20:53] ---**
No! It can't be! It can't be!
**[20:56] ---**
H-How could I have gotten
an invader level of 3.2%?
**[21:01] ---**
You want the definition of a
"foregone conclusion"? Right there.
**[21:04] ---**
You are more suited to being
a housewife than an invader.
**[21:07] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[21:09] ---**
Corporal Giroro's invader level...
**[21:11] ---**
...is 23%. Fail.
**[21:13] ---**
What?!
**[21:14] ---**
A woman will be your downfall.
**[21:18] ---**
Private Tamama. 29.99%. Fail.
**[21:23] ---**
At least round up there!
**[21:24] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo, unmeasurable.
***SIGN*** Unmeasurable
**[21:27] ---**
What does that mean?!
**[21:28] ---**
Your sense of humor is lacking.
**[21:30] ---**
This app is whack!
**[21:31] ---**
Yes...
**[21:33] ---**
Yes!
**[21:35] ---**
Yes!
**[21:37] ---**
Yes...
**[21:40] ---**
This is the training from hell!
**[21:42] ---**
In the end, Fuyuki-kun and Natsumi-chan
**[21:44] ---**
had higher invader levels than
Sergeant Keroro and the rest.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Whenever I use a Pekoponian suit
to disguise myself as a woman,
***SIGN*** Takahashi Stationery Shop
**[23:26] ---**
I get fired up putting on makeup.
**[23:29] ---**
Just like painting a Gundam model,
**[23:30] ---**
it makes it more realistic and beautiful...
**[23:32] ---**
So why don't you try it, too?
**[23:34] ---**
That aside...
**[23:35] ---**
What color is "murky"?
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!